>"Gygax was wrong, tons of women play DnD!">Look at women DnD games>Just dating sims
>Look at OP's thread>just nogames retardation
>>96656913What the fuck else are you going to use 5e for? It's barely playable as an actual game, and an unfun slog even if you don't run up against one of its many many breaking points.If you want a good game, maybe don't play one designed for and marketted at theater kids.
>>96656932Hope she sees this bro
>>96656961I hope you find a brain one day.
>>96656913Why exactly do you care how women enjoy a hobby? It's not as if they want you anywhere near them anyway.
>>96657008>2025>somehow there's still a white knight who thinks women will reward him with sex for defending them on the internet
What fucking women are you playing with dude? Legit I've never seen this shit.
I have played with a woman for years and all she every wants to do is kill shit and get to the next objective the party has made for themselves. Romance has never crossed her mind. I think you're projecting.
>>96657176Every women I've played with tries to flee from combat or groans whenever it begins, shows no interest in thrilling adventure and usually pushes the group to go to safe locations like cities and villages for "comfy" rp and relationship building
>>96656913This is what guts me most about the feminization of media. They don't experience wonder. They don't explore worlds, or contemplate philosophy, or engage with thrilling action. Their interests extend no further than which doll they want the bad boy werewolf to smooch. An incomprehensibly vapid, shallow and empty mind-set. It makes me sick.
>>96657172>2025>retards still cry about "white knights"
>>96656913Women aren't actually interested in this hobby at all, 100% of those who do participate in it are there to supervise a husband or boyfriend.
>>96657225>look at me project that I want to kiss werewolf boys onto others while playing zero games.
>>96657236Said the retarded nogames
>>96657228>no uYou know I'm right though, women aren't attracted to weepy numales.
>>96657243Yes, everyone knows you are stupid and nogames
>>96657242The truth hurts, don't it? Your dream of a single woman showing up at the table and falling in love with your simping ways will never come to fruition.
>>96657256404 truth, brains, or games not found.
>>96656913There is already a lewd rpg general, anon. Go whine about women's gooning habits there.
>>96656913Gygax did not have consistent opinions on anything.
>>96657277How many more times will you need to do this before the universe rewards you with the girlfriend you deserve?
>>96657217Again, who the fuck are you playing with? Most women I've played D&D with play it like it's D&D.
>>96657312Women or "Women"
>>96657303I don't know how you got the brain damage that makes you think crying about "white knights" does anything other than making you look retarded.
>>96657321I don't know why you take every opportunity to be a sycophant for women when they still won't have sex with you yet here you are.
>>96657330Yes, you don't know anything, you stupid fuck. Go be a retarded nogames somewhere else.
>>96656913Women are objectively great at Vampire. Best Toreadors and Ventrues I played with were girls. I never managed to play those well, always played Nossies and Malks.
>>96657345Getting close to enough white knight points to turn in for a girlfriend yet?
>>96657320NTA, but if you're so fucking retarded you need it spelled out in chudspeak, Biofems. Biofems have no issue playing D&D crawling as survival horror dungeon crawlers, mystery solving drifters, and political drama. The only campaigns I've ever seen biofems bounce off of are war stories, and it's not even universal.
>>96657366You are close to being brain dead.
Gygax didn't say no women played D&D. He said few women did, and that was and continues to be true.His statements were anecdotal experiences he had from the time when the game barely existed outside of his basement to the end of his involvement in the company and conventions decades later.What's the issue? That some penny-sniffing investor isn't getting every fraction of a cent of growth because they're missing a market demographic? Boohoo.
>>96657237Unironically smooch cute boys. It's the epitome of masculinity
>>96657381Say women, you fucking troon. "Biofems"? What the fuck's wrong with you creatures?!
>>96657252Should've played more football in high school, faggot. >ERM YOU ARE NOGAMERHomebrewed Anima Prime and Delta Green at the moment, before that it was Cypher System, Dark Heresy, 5e (lvl 1- 20 campaign), Dungeon Crawl Classics, 4e, FATE, Shadowrun, MORK BORG, Call of Cthulhu and the list goes on and on.The moral of the story is you are a nigger
>96657449Games that you played one or two sessions of on Discord before getting kicked out for being an insufferable internet fuckwit don't count anon soooorrry~
>>96656932/thread
>>96657449So you are not only a retarded nogames but you are also still in high school. You post like you never played a tabletop game in your underage life.
>>96657449>5e (lvl 1- 20 campaign)This is where your post went from "highly unlikely, but somewhat plausible" to "is this nigga even trying?"
>>96657582Thought the exact same thing LOL
>>96657424see >>96657320. When you tardwrangle your own into not projecting shemales into everything, we'll stop having to use altspeak for clarity.
>>96657352>women are best at the gay goth dating sim gameI’d imagine so
>>96657381>survival horror dungeon crawlersIf played in 5e then that title is entirely meaningless>mystery solving drifters>political thrillersTheatre kid dating sims
>>96657680>I've never played modules printed in the 1970sYou're pathetic and don't deserve opinions.
>"Gygax was wrong, tons of women play DnD!">Look at women DnD games>Just transwomen
>>96657699He most likely never played anything.
>be disgusting to have around>be surprised women don't seem to be enjoying their time around youYou couldn't even put on a party hat, retard
What's with all the white knights here now, are they bots?
>>96657762>durr durr white knights durr derp.
>>96656961I show your mom all my posts.
>>96657762Worse, transbians.
>>96657699>>96657730>yeah man we have tons of super awesome tomboys in my OSR group with big tits who love combat and dungeon crawling!Ssssssurrrreeeee
>>96658248Yeah, you gargle all the dicks, nogames tard.
>>96657424He wants to think he's a girl
>>96658248Not the claim I am making about my lived experience.Most of the girls I know who play D&D are rather normal everyday adult human females. Most of them are are married, some even has kids.The only really weird thing is that there is either a very high level of system mastery or "here's what I wanna play, I'll just go look up a build" with zero in between.
>>96658383>1970 modules>builds
>>96658408My gaming group plays mostly 5E, but I run 2E using modules going all the way back to OD&D. Nuance is something lost on your kind.
>>96658430>5eCase closed, enjoy your dating sims. Maybe if you sperg out more in this thread some of your epic females will suck your dick
>>96658280>>96657817>>96657735>>96657535>>96657496You fucking sub-human tourist, shut the fuck up and get lost no one likes you
>>96658464Your case was just you acting like retard.
>>96658472Nice projection nogames tardfag
>>96657215Same. Most women I run games to play their characters like insane murderhobos who only care about hoarding treasure and torturing goblins.
>>96658484>if i use more 4chins speak they'l think im one of them!I swear, you newfag tourists get lazier and lazier. Anyway, the women who aren't interested in just pretend dating are playing systems that are actually good.
>>96658620Women don't play systems, they just dating LARP according to what GMs tell them to do. It's simple Dom / Sub stuff for them
>>96658645You polfags are just as bad as the trannies from reddit. Spread your bullshit somewhere else, retard.
>>96658620>>96658645>t. retards who never played any tabletop games with anyone.
>>96658673>weeds weeds weeds, it’s all you talk about!>>96658676I’m sure women will be lining up to reward you for your respect any day now
>>96658713Go stand in front of a line of penises, you stupid nogames
>>96656913>female DM>mixed players, slightly more men than women>the drama loving DM has to reign in the action loving male players but throw them a bone from time to time>eventually it devolves into Illiad meets Game of Thrones, where scheming and combat is used for eligible bachelors to acquire fair maidens - or vice versa>basically Yandere simulator if it were a ttrpg, not garbage, not in development hell and not made by a maladjustes hikkikomori NEET hebephileSomeone get a female DM together with male players and test this theory.
>>96658775>male players are responsible for the game being kino and not total female-slopSounds about right
>>96658713Do you wanted a thread or a circlejerk? Be honest
>>96658785Yeah that you are dumb.
I thought I'd ended up on /r9k/ by mistake reading through this shit.
>>96656913Women want different things from RPGs, just as they want different novels, movies, and video games from men. News at 11. Closing thread, thanks for coming out.
>>96659668As the old saying goes 'Perfectly fine with that, if only they'd leave the rest of us to enjoy what the rest of us enjoy as well'
>>96659701Touch grass
