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CAMPAIGN 4 EDITION

>Hero to many. Enemy to some. When Thjazi Fang is marked for execution, various figures from across his remarkable life unite to uncover the truth behind his grim fate. In a land still suffering from the fallout of dead gods and living in the shadow of a tumultuous rebellion, these disparate people will come together across the fractured world of Aramán and connect in ways they never imagined.
>As hope and victory fade, a question hangs over Aramán. Without the Gods, what great deeds now fall to us? And who, or what, shall grab their crown from themselves?

PREMIERE TONIGHT 7PM PACIFIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MMoPp2YcfE
https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole

thoughts?
predictions?
expectations?
will Liam sit next to Laura? (yes)
will Liam romance Laura('s character)? (yes)
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I blame CR for my friends obsession with wasting money on minis but I'll watch for BLMulligan
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Been like 3 years since I watched CR, can’t wait to see how lost I get with some inside jokes or lore and if they've somehow amped up there sjw shpeel.
Only watched a quarter of season 3 live. Is namek guy still around?
Also are they honestly going to have so many players in one game?
I’m predicting Matt sucks as a player.
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is marisha pregnant or did she just get fat?
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>>96667191
Pretty sure just fat. Ashley got fat too. Laura had a glow up though, she was getting old and jowly, but did "something" to fix it so she just looks like a healthy older woman now. They realized their lack of female sex appeal though and brought in another white lady. Great move IMO. AAVbria wasn't going to cut it. I will probably dodge every episode she is in. Knowing her, she will find a way to interject herself into as many tables as possible. I do like the Vampire dude, but I forget his name. (No not Talesin).
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>>96667228
>she was getting old and jowly
That was a post-pregnancy thing I think
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>>96667228
>Laura had a glow up though, she was getting old and jowly
yeah she might be at her attractiveness peak right now which is crazy
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>first episode of a brand new campaign
>crickets in the thread
Is Critical Role dead?
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>>96666555
>Laura "how do you do fellow kids" Bailey
>Luis "I'm too cool for this nerdy hobby" Carazo
>Robbie "I have tattoos motherfucker" Daymond
>Aabria "Aww hell no" Iyengar
>Taliesin "Did you know I'm punk?" Jaffe
>Ashley "I was an actor once" Johnson
>Brennan "I'm better than Matt" Lee Mulligan
>Matthew "punch me in the face" Mercer
>Whitney "like... oh my god..." Moore
>Liam "I went to Julliard" O'Brien
>Marisha "I'm cultivating mass" Ray
>Sam "insufferable humor" Riegel
>Alexander "I have to make a weird face" Ward
>Travis "my wife is so hot" Willingham
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>>96667336
>>Luis "I'm too cool for this nerdy hobby" Carazo
I never got this impression. He was turbo-theatre kid in the other series Brennan DM'd.
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>>96667353
I don't know half these people I'm just going off these portraits
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I actually liek Aabria now.

welcum back /crg/
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>>96666555
Checked
dream blunt rotation
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is it too late to jump in now? Do I have to wait until monday? is there a torrent of the web-dl?
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>>96667542
It's not too late. Begins in about 30 min.
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>>96667560
fuck yeah! I must've gotten my time zones mixed up
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viewership predictions?
im gonna go with 20k twitch 30k youtube
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Will draw friends finally return to the threads after so long?
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20 min 19k is not a great look
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>>96667594
hmmm, 85k total?
also which is better, twitch or YT?
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they fired all the twitch mods kek
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>>96667617
>advertising professional mod-ACK
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>>96666555
Theaterfag from campaign 3's opening night here
So how many episodes in will it be before it becomes nothing is happening slop
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What's the point of watching these "live" when they're pre-recorded and edited episodes?
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>>96667617
Wow it’s actually over
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music!
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>>96667634
so we can suffer together
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WE LIVE

https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole
https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole
https://www.twitch.tv/criticalrole
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>>96666555
intredasting, they scrapped Exandria. I'll give it a shot but if the characters look too gay
>checks out character art
hahahaha yeah nah I am good
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>>96667633
By episode 5
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>>96667634
>What's the point of watching these "live" when they're pre-recorded and edited episodes?
shitposting, laughing at twitch chat (but that's over now), posting pics of liam trying to touch Laura, etc
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>>96667648
Give it a chance, I mean, your parents looked at you and still gave you a chance
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>>96667652
Based on a true story
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as an ESL I'll probably have to wait until the youtube upload with subtitles to get what's going on American is tough to understand without
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>>96666555
SO BAD CHAT IS OFF
LOLOLOLOLOL
THEYRE AFRAID
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>>96667634
So they never got back to doing it live? That so fucking gay
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>>96667660
They've had hand-made captions since like 5 years ago bro, even back when they were live for real.
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Is reddit live chat still a thing?
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>40k youtube
>15k twitch
holy shit twitch is fucking DEAD
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>>96667665
on twitch or youtube
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>>96667673
both.
they even used to have someone live-type them. Not AI-captions, real typed subtitles
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quick you have 5 minutes to tell me why I should hate these new faces
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>>96667679
that's great news thanks
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>>96667684
none of them are new though
robbie is S tier
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>>96667684
Aabria is a terrible DM
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>>96667684
>Luis: idiot
>Robbie: He's precious leave him alone
>Aabria: Can't read the room
>Brennan: Not a fan of his Nat 20 = auto success rule
>Whitney: No clue
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>>96667684
Aabria and BLeeM are great, no clue about the others
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>>96667684
>Liam leaning towards laura even in mosaic picture
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>>96667691
I really liked her as DM in D20:ACoFaF
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>>96667696
Brennan get out of the chat this is for /crg/ losers only
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>20k twitch
>80k youtube
Holy shit this is beyond destruction. They used to be the biggest channel on Twitch for a fucking decade.
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>>96667706
Twitch fucking sucks, though.
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>>96667706
I blame Campaign 3
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I was there for the first episode of campaign 2, you know
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>>96667706
aren't these respectable numbers
maybe not enough to pay 14 fucking people though
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>>96667710
I was there for when people were yelling handlebars when they saw Jester
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MAIN CHARACTER TIME
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oh wow, no ads? just jumping right in?
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MY LOVED ONE IS DEAD
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>Go to watch out of morbid curiosity
>Get this
kek
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Of course he had to be the first fucking character we see
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Fuck sake it’s Liam
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>first minute
>liam is already monologuing his sad backstory
some things just never change
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>>96667721
There is no chat anymore
>>96667617
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>>96667706
YT adblocker works better than twitch adblocker
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>>96667726
I’m thinking we’re vack
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Scripted MC for Liam of course
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>>96667727
L, M, and further more, FAO
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this is already overwrought and dripping with "I AM AN ACTOR" vibes
I dont think ima be able to watch this on 1x speed
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anywho what are you goobers doing? Currently finishing up an encounter for a not!Pit of Carkoon fight for Saga Edition
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>>96667667
yeah https://old.reddit.com/r/criticalrole/comments/1nwk7s4/spoilers_c4e1_it_is_thursday_live_discussion/
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Holy fucking shit, of course Liam can't WAIT to jump right back into being SAD
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MY BROTHER IS DEAD
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MY BROTHER IS DEAD
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his brother, oof RIP
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Why is he putting on a strained whisper? This shit is already grating on me. If this is his normal voice I think I'm already done.
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>rapid-firing fantasy names
Yeah okay
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>>96667739
Still tinkering with my warhammer fantasy roleplay rip off system
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>>96667684
Decide for yourself whether or not you like something you fucking sheep.
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HOUSE ROYCE MENTIONED
WE REMEMBER
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>>96667754
Welcome to Black Lives Matter DMing
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Dais has to be BLM's favorite word
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Long time no see /crg/ friends. I haven't watched a single critrole thing since I jumped out of C3 when the asian lady guest showed up. Is it possible that we could return to at least C2 levels? Let's find out together while Liamposting and Lauraposting like the good ol days!
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brown-skinned human bros... this is our time
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>>96667760
Probably not, this is sounding cringe as fuck
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i guess this is what it feels like when your loved one turns into a lich
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Is this a sequel campaign or stand alone?
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>>96667760
carry my mantle for I have failed
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>>96667772
Stand alone/New thing.
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>>96667772
alt timeline or entirely different universe
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>>96667780
different universe
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are we back or is it too soon to say its over?
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PFFTT THE CUTBACK TO LIAM
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>>96667773
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>>96667782
he's still fapping to it 3 years later
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>>96667785
Well we're about 110k viewers on youtube right now
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>>96667789
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Brennan is so much better than Matt
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>you have five minutes before I NEEED MY SPOTLIGHT BRENNAN !!!
>My family.....is....dead.....AAGGAAAIIIIN!!!
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Why are we whispering?
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>>96666555
Is fucking Aabria in this session. Also fuckin sexo digits OP
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my mom already asked who these characters are twice
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screencap Liam's nazi salute NOW
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>>96667801
somber sad vibes?
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>>96667753
Whispering is basically acting.
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>>96667800
another brooding character waow
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>LIAM NO YOU CAN'T
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>>96667660
Hit CC on youtube silly goose, I have it on, it's good captions
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>>96667760
Hey that's when I jumped out too!
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Why was the first 15 minutes just whispering. Does BLeeM not have a diaphragm?
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>>96667660
there is cc already, puto
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>>96667813
don't worry, he'll get super loud
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>>96667813
Why is Bleem trying to make this sound like Tolkien?
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CHEATING ALREADY
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>>96667826
C'MON NOW!
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wow you can communicate so many things by mouthing words from a distance
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oh really Liam? A Natural 20?
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NAT20!
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I doubt it
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>first roll
>by Liam
>it's a nat 20
lol, lole
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damn i missed the first 15m
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dice cam, or I assume they are cheating.
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THE MAIN CHARACTER IS BACK BABYYYYY
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Can’t believe how much I’ve missed liams moping and bullshit
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Just unsubscribed.
Felt good.
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LIAM SITTING NEXT TO LAURA
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cold open over
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first roll and first nat 20
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Oh boy another campaign of Sam's cringy bit
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Fitting that this show died with an execution
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Sam pulling out the Teddie voice
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Damn she's looking rough.
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>>96667854
Honestly my favorite straight gay
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>Marisha kicking open anything
Get out of here
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we self aware now
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>self dig at not playing daggerheart
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Oh so they do know
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>fuck Brennan for making me learn new lore
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Why did they start saying GM instead of DM?
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Holy shit she's FAT now
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Sam showing why he is the best. Holy shit.
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>>96667878
she looking thick now...
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>>96667859
>>96667878
Don't be rude
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>>96667839
>looks at die
>thinks for a second (not too good)
>looks at bonus (nope, that's still bad)
>"nat 20"
Yep, Critical Role, where even player dice rolls can be fudged in the name of "collaborative storytelling"
CR has always been, and will always be fake.
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>ashley wondering where the fuck she is
>liam sitting next to laura
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>>96667859
The gall on this guy.
She looks like a normal person.
Also based Ashley LA Dodgers moment
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Sam still the best
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Talesin looking less like a diabetus patient.
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>>96667884
Matt posts here and posted both those comments. Surely he is allowed to say that?
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>>96667890
Hey Matt
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>ADS ADS ADS ADS ADS
Shut the FUCK up you're a billion dollar company where is the ROLEPLAYING where is the NEW OPENING
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>>96667884
Shut up Matt I'll beat your ass at Street Fighter again.
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This is why mothers shouldn't drink while pregnant
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I now remember that they started their own paywall. I'm sure a frightening amount of faggots subscribe.
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>>96667897
>>96667893
You ruined my joke Matt
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Haven't watched since the start of campaign two. That nat20 was sus, I don't get the point of lying about such things?
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>>96667899
I apreciate the smoke breaks
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>>96667878
>>96667883
She looks delicious
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>>96667888
checked lmao
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>>96667893
This place is his only outlet, she gets mad whenever he mentions her weight IRL
Prepare for Matt to shove fat jokes into every dnd session hoping she gets stressed and stops eating
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should I upload the cooldown later?
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>>96667911
I can't believe Trump did this to her.
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>Laura
aged like a fine wine
>Ashley
A little thick but in a good way
>Marisha
STOP EATING 4K CALORIES EVERY DAY
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>>96667915
please do
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Were the ads always this long
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Laura needs to get pregnant again
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haha i'm blocking ads on twitch too
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>>96667915
Obviously, send me the virus link.
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Laura looks better than a few years ago how did she do it?
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>>96667937
don't reply to me if you're computer inept
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Brennan somehow gives off more zesty vibes than Matt.
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>>96667939
Weightloss. 99% of looks is weight.
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MORE LIAM
LIAM ONLY
THIS IS HIS SHOW
HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER
IM THE BEST ACTOR
LIAM IS GREAT
WE ALL LOVE LIAM
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>>96667939
Finally gave into her burning-eternal feelings for Liam
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its going to be a "oh we artists are so poor and misunderstood" kinda thing. Fuck off
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>>96667945
He's carrying this show sit the fuck down
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>>96667941
You're not the boss of me NERD. Put it on cambro or some other porn site that doesn't get a lot of traction.
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>surely if I play a half-orc this time, Laura won't be able to resist me......
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>theater kid's PC owns a theater
Role-playing, ladies and gentlemen
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>>96667957
Sit down, bitch.
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>>96667961
>"Alas, poor Yorick! I blew him, Horatio"
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God I wish Brennan had the balls to kill one of these motherfuckers without a script
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is this table the lore table?
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>18 CHA orc bard
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>>96667964
eat my shorts
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>>96667967
I'd be surprised if there isn't a PC death or two
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Liam must be in every scene
if Liam is not in a scene, the other character must ask "Where is Liam"
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>>96667968
It's the MAIN CHARACTER'S table, peon.
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>>96667961
Oh he's is going bald bald huh?
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Is his brother dead? What happened at the execution? Wasn't he supposed to escape? What's going on?
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>>96667972
I said WITHOUT A SCRIPT
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>>96667978
>>96667970
he him
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>120k youtube
>40k twitch
wasnt c2 like 200k on twitch
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>>96667972
They do die but then they go on quests to bring that person back to life
All of vox machina have died at least once in the course of the campaign
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>>96667984
It's over. (for twitch)
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Somebody get this dude some hair plugs
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>>96667984
Yeah but that was 7 years ago
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>>96667990
I suspect they might stay dead, we'll see
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>>96667965
Horatio, or Fellatio?
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NOTHING HAS HAPPENED IN 37 MINUTES WHERE IS LAURA'S CHARACTER
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NOOOOO
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who the fuck are these people?
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SHE'S IN
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>>96668003
two more weeks
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WHY ARE THERE CHARACTERS BESIDE LIAM?
THIS IS MY SHOW
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>black woman plays an orc
Sigh...
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>>96668003
Travis is POUNDING tuna right now. They were both supposed to be at the table, but they couldn't get the door open.
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>>96668003
First episode is always a slog
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Enter Aperia
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>>96668015
The jokes, the write themselves
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are they all going to be green?
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>open stream
>see this
>close stream
Well, maybe C5 will be good....
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>>96668007
ive never watched any content with her but am I wrong to instinctively hate this lady
she just seems like she is exactly how obnoxious you would expect her to be
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>>96668007
I know /tg/ gets triggered at black people existing, but she knows the system and can play different characters. If anything she's an upgrade.
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>>96667998
don’t let me go murph
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>Forever GM escapes purgatory
>PLays a male hu
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>>96668024
Alex is actually super good. This might be his moment.

>Says 5'11 is small

Look here mother fucker.
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>>96668025
You'd be correct.
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>Liam
>Apereee-a
>Some faggot
>No players I like
Well, I know which table to avoid
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>>96666555
we are so back bros. my first campaign. spent like a year to watch every single campaign. lets go niggas. hopefully no gay shit(as in they talk in detail about anal sex scene) or just reddit reference. lets gooo cuties!!!
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>>96668025
i watched one pre-C4 interview and she would jump in to answer questions asked to everyone else, she really doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
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>4 characters in
>2 orcs
>one diverse human
>another diverse human
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they're called half orcs because half the cast plays them
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>>96668031
100% going to be the best character too
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>>96668026
when she locks in she can play
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why the fuck do they all have 10 billion in every ability score
lvl 3 with 19 int??? slow the fuck down
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the black woman's voice is surprisingly bearable
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less than an hour before sexual harassment
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>>96668047
das cus she talk like whyte peepo
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>I just bury myself in her
>and I just drink in the familiar scent
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>>96667970
Them some good stats! 16 INT, WIS, and 18 CHA is wild for level 3. Must have rolled well. The 13 CON makes me think he's quite killable though.
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>>96668047
she metis
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Aavbria did something to her skin to look like she has Vitiligo and just messed up her complexion .
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>Liam buries himself in the first woman he meets in game and drinks in her stank

Aw yiss, it's Liam time.
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>>96668026
Some of us are still have scars from exandria unlimited
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do people actually play this slow and pad things with so many little interractions? It makes my table feel like a break-neck pace
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>>96668026
>>96668045
she GMs, like, she has read a ttrpg in her life and understands that mechanics exist and do stuff, that alone is an upgrade
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I was afk a bit and missed some - is Liam's character actually straight this time?? I heard mention of a child but idk if it was his character's or not

I muted once Aabria came on screen. I'm going to be skimming through episodes with her
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>>96668052
13 is still above average for a stat
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>Of course Liam's PC hears their conversation
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>>96668051
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>>96668025
She's worse than you're thinking, at least as a GM. Haven't seen her as a player before.
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does anyone have the rolling for something to happen screenshot
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>Oh god
WHAT GOD
JESUS? HIS FATHER? I THOUGHT GODS WERE DEAD
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>>96668059
no afaik. this shit seems like it is closer to community theater improv than it is a TTRPG
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The saccharine bullshit from the first minute is kind of a lot guys.....
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>Hi I'm Autist
>stammering
>small "in presence"
>5'11" manlet

What did he mean by this?
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>>96668070
there was a roll
it was a nat 20 that allowed them to do stuff unrelated to the skill check
you can guess who rolled it
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>>96668059
They do when they're performing for an audience that prefers the pointless overly-flowery roleplay
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>>96668061
Bi, for sure
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>>96668072
whats the difference
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>>96668062
It is, but for CON scores without the Tough feat ehhhh... His Concentration saves are gonna be a hassle and his HP... is actually higher than the average for his level. He must have rolled for HP cause he's normally supposed to have 21 not 23.
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>>96668019
C2E1 WASNT THAT BAD
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>>96668074
if this were a tv show (which is essentially is) this would be an awful way to open a series. bad writing (which is pretty much what this is)
30 minutes+ of some character we don't know or care about at all yet just moping about generic sad shit. and ACTING
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Did Liam just call her an Albo?
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>>96668025
You are 100% correct in doing so. She has that mememe mentality where loud = funny and also is incredibly crass (but in a lefty faggot way, not an actual sexual way)
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there is still a chair next to Liam
guess who's sitting next to him
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>>96667191
that whore got fat. funny how in early critical role she always was busy, but now that she fat and ugly she basically has no job aside from critial role. hahahah get fuck wamen
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is Luis going to force some dumbshit on the DM that makes no sense? You bet your ass.
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>>96668072
>>96668077
makes sense, I do suppose the slower they go the more episodes and sponsor money they can rake in, just feels really weird when pretty much everything since the execution could have been done with a lot less
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>White male human fighter
WHAT IS GOING ON
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Why is his brother dead? I thought he was supposed to escape? Am I stupid? What did I miss?
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>>96668093
Imagine being rich and yet still getting fat in the age of trizepatides. Dr. Mike would be so disappointed.
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>>96668084
>>96667970
While on the subject- thats a super good stat line for a Scholarly Bard type. With expertise in some Int, Wis, and Cha skills you'd not only be a good face but really knowledgeable on a lot of stuff.
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>xe thought there was going to be a pure pally
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This is slowest most melodramatic start to a cr campaign yet.
Dont know who Aabria or Alex are but they're much better than the balding, washed out Juilliard grad and mr. wanna-be Travis Willingham
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>first episode of new campaign
>literally a funeral episode
couldn't they have opened with something cooler or more comfy
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>lvl 3
>2 stats at 18
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>>96668100
>paladin/sorcerers
FUCK YOU
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>>96668101
The first scene was a super overly sad execution. That's the fun game we're supposed to be into.
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wait i'm half paying attention are the orcs PC actually married or?
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>>96668092
me
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>>96668071
>GODS WERE DEAD
It's a completely different setting, bud.
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>>96668101
whatever they had planned pre-start didn't work because the script demanded it
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this guy is so fucking dramatic
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Yeah this is a BLM production. The bad guy will be Capitalism.
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Liam is gonna have to give Luis, The Talk, about stealing his SPOTLIGHT
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>>96668100
>WHAT IS GOING ON
AND I SAY HEYYAYAYA
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>>96668111
based op multiclassing
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>>96668125
I SAID HEY
WHATS GOIN ON
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my first intro to aabriya was her very first time dming in CR and she introduced the concept of "gentrification" to DND - that's when I gave up
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>>96668114
I don't know who's who
I just know Liam's brother is FUCKING DEAD
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Absolutely fucking worst possible table LOL. Alex is the best of them, but he can't carry this shit.
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>>96667594
116k peak on youtube. kill yourself
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>>96668114
liam and aabria seems to be married and had a daughter
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>Last player introduced is a necromancer
>resurrects the NPC everyone's been mourning for the least hour
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Privasty is privacy + travesty or pigsty
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Do we have a guess which of the groups this is? I very, VERY much doubt these are the Soldiers
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>>96668134
AND HE TRIIIIIES
OH MY GOD DO I TRY
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I just can't wait for /ourguy/ to appear
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>>96668143
nature is healing
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Did they ever say which "table" this is? In the pre-campaign stuff they gave each table a label like saboteurs or whatever. Wondering which one this is
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>>96668143
Liam is going to romance Laura's character theory destroyed and dismantled
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>>96668146
IMAGINE being concerned with death in a 5.5E game.
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can they stop moping and do something interesting plz
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>>96668143
Does that make their daughter a full orc if they're both half orcs?
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>>96668150
AND HE PRAYS
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>>96668152
Predict his character:

>rebel
>outsider
>misfit
>weird
>has weird friend npcs
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>>96668152
ohohohoh this will be fun
>proceeds to do pointless bullshit that barely affects anything while the rest of the group is barely tolerating how long he's taking
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>>96668157
Foolish conservitard. You have no heard of based moral cuckoldry?
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the atmosphere is like someone died in here
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GYAAT DAAAYM, these stats are nutty! I have a Bard/Fighter at level 17 that would be drooling to get these numbers.

This Paladin is gonna do some crazy good stuff if they get Aura of Protection.
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>>96668160
25% chance full orc, 25% human, 50% half orc.
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Get used to this, Luis.
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>>96668163
Custom character abilities and weapon. Wears a leather jacket that is either gay or faux punk tough.
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>>96668160
this >>96668170
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>>96668168
Why does every CR character cheat? don't they roll for stats?
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>>96668161
OH MY GOD DO I PRAY
I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY
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>>96668168
>everyone's character is good at everything
This surely is not the way to make an entertaining show, is it?
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>It’s personal
What did he mean by this
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Wait now Travis is here and I had him as a shoe-in for the soldier table so IDK who these people are supposed to be.
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Travis getting ahead of Liam lol
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GET absolutely FUCKED Liam! Travis cockblocked your ass yet again!
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OH NO NO NO NO NO LIAMBROS I CAN'T BELIEVE TRAVIS HAS KEKED US AGAIIINNN AIIEEEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIIIRR
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Based Travis deliberately not sitting next to Aabria. Smart

>>96668168
The script called for those stats
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>>96668160
2024 rules, there's no half-orcs.
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>>96668179
FOR RE-VO-LTION!
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>>96668180
I mean they're not good at everything, but they are very good at the stuff they should be good at.
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>Leonin
Travis once again being the best character without even trying
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at least brennan is better than matt.
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>>96668185
sandwiched between two chads....h-hot
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I get roleplay, roleplay can be fun, but this
>And then I took another step, the sole of my rough leather boot had seen better days, letting my foot almost kiss the cold weathered cobblestone of the street beneath, before I lifted my other leg once more, the biting wind tugging at my hastily patched pant leg, but there was something more, maybe a reminder of the time I...
tier bullshit of dragging out every single little thought and gesture into theatrics seems just retarded. I guess they aren't playing to get anywhere in the next 5-10 years.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7bHe--mp1g
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>>96668188
I'm glad they did away with the racism by just making it so the old version just doesn't exist anymore lol
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Laura's character about to get the spine
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>>96668182
I think they're revolutionaries of some sort if I understood the prelude. Liam's brother was one too and was executed.
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>>96668193
Odds on Travis dropping the accent by episode 2?
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Is it me or is this kinda boring...
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Travis is actually a furry isn't he?
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>>96668192
>+4+3+2+1+2+4
>at level 3
We call that absolute bullshit at my table, literal mary sue
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meow
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Travis’ stats look so much worse than everyone else’s 18’s
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>>96668212
You bet your cock sheath
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>>96668212
not too familiar with D&D's freak races but there are fucking lion-men now?
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>>96668212
Laura is not allowed to shave down there
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Im realizing this is the first 2024 gameplay ill watch. Those stealth sections are gonna be something
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>>96668216
He actually rolls.
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>>96668191
AND I SAY HEYYAYAYAYAYAY
I SAY HEY, WHAT'S GOIN ON
AND I SAY HEYYAYAYAYAYA
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>>96668188
I believe what 2024 wants you to do when playing a "Half-X" Species is just pick one of the species and reflavor it to be that. Want to play a Half-Orc? Play an Orc call it a Half-Orc or play a Human and call it a Half-Orc or if you're a Half Elf Half Orc- you play an Orc or an Elf.
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Talisen's character btw
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>>96668168
Holy fucking convenient stats.
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>>96668228
we're talking about C4 not C2 or C3
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>>96668209
Sorry I mean the meta context of their "three tables" narrative. Are they the soldiers, schemers, or Seekers.

I'm now thinking it's Schemers based on what you're saying, but I thought for sure Travis would be Soldier...then again in Unlimited he played that Noir Birdman so I suppose it makes sense.
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>>96668228
Praying beyond hope he's playing a trans man and does "the voice".
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>>96668224
I SAY HEY
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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>>96668228
Definitely a tranny
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>>96668232
the 3 tables is for later, the first 4 episodes are supposed to be a mix of everyone
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>>96668212
can't wait for the moment when he roars
>>96668219
its a leonin, lion ppl. from a different module
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>>96668168
I'm pretty sure this dude rolled a
>16, 14, 16, 12, 14, 17
For a total of 89. Anyone got better than that?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ARABIA NOBODY ASKED THIS ISN'T YOUR SCENEEEEEEE
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>Big lion man
>Travis' character accent
My Hitachi is going to be racking up the miles during this campaign
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so far they have watched an execution (which they couldnt do anything meaningful about), hugged eachother and walked up some stairs? This could have done in 30 minutes max
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>>96668234
DOOOOOOON'T CRY OUT LOOOOUD
JUST KEEP IT INSIDE
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I want that twink obliterated
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>>96668248
Do they roll or just choose their stats?
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travis is the only honest player here
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>>96668260
If you don't do it in front of your DM it's effectively the same thing!
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>>96668260
I mean, they have to roll, all of their stats are above 80, but for Azune- he's got the highest that I can tell at the moment. Everyone is currently below his 89 total. Unless one of the other players shows up with a 90+ total stat spread he might have the best stats.
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>>96668000
Nice assist
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something needs to happen
fundamental dming: balance high intensity and low intensity moments
there needs to be an attack on the city or people screaming within 5 min
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Vibes based insight
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>>96668261
Him and Robbie and Sam are easily the best. I haven't seen enough of Matt, but I bet he sucks with losers and is great with based boys.
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she has a spider? not cool, what if anyone has arachnophobia? baka my head
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>>96668281
have they even gotten the wole table here considering the chairs left? I agree but if anything its going to happen at the very end of the session for a "get excited for next episode" thing, even if realistically for the actual players that completely kills the momentum and intensity
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So how annoying will marisha’s character be this time around
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Ok, I think I'm fucking out. This whisper and mope fest is not doing it for me.

See ya fuckers.
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>>96668292
Fatly annoying.
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goddamn who's that hot piece of meat next to the chick?
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The Man has arrived
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>>96668284
real
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>a tall man, 5'11"
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The Zestmeister
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based twink cleric
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they want to bully people so much that they have to cling to the acceptable attributes to make fun of such as height and baldness
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>cleric
>10 wis
HUH?
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I want her to animalic my balls
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>>96668295
>>96668024

This sums it up doesn't it?
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New handlebars just dropped
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Whose this cutie
Haven't followed in a while
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>cleric
>10 wis
>18 cha
hmmmm
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Sex demon enters
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SHUT UP ARABIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>96668315
never claimed to be a good one

>demon is a race now? what in the fuck, that art looks more like a devil than a demon
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>>96668322
hot
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>>96668315
That's...a choice. He can't even multiclass like that... Maybe this isn't a Cleric and is a Divine Soul Sorcerer or Celestial Warlock pretending to be a Cleric?
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>>96668320
That's 2 time emmy winner Sam Riegel
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>"We'll just...hoof it."
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>>96668322
*sigh* *unzips cock*
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>he’s tall, 5’10
>he’s short and meek, 5’11
>he’s tall, 5’11
They do know this is fantasy and they can actually make them over 6 foot
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Dangerously close to tranny
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>>96668326
MY PLANTS HERE YOUR CONVERSATION INSIDE YOUR CARRIAGE AND BLOCK YOU AND GROW THORNS
god she's like liam but 10x worse since she has 0 likeable moments and you can't even meme her like liam
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>>96668330
He has the lowest stats so far.
>10, 15, 14,12,10,16
Total 77.
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>>96668343
you know she's listening to all this fun and her internal machine is SCREAMING to involve herself
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>>96668260
I bet they roll like 3-10 sets of stats and pick which set they take, or something like that.
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>>96668349
he rolled for them
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>>96668321
Nobody ever said the cleric has to heal.
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>>96668343
Buckle up.
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>>96668355
I assume everyone rolled for them, its just his are especially low considering everyone else is above 80 in their totals.
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>>96668359
Piercings are non-ferrous most of the time.
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>>96668362
I'd like to believe they all rolled for them but in comparrison they are extremely unsually high from my table's experience rolling, getting a character that rolls well can happen, but when its the majority so far idk..
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Laura's entrance will be worth the wait, trust. 2 more weeks
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>>96668377
I'm surprised they don't do a pooling system where they all roll and pick the highest and everyone uses that one.
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DM is winning me over with his crazy eyes
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Sam came in and instantly the game became interesting.
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>>96668389
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h-h-hot
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>>96668395
Absolute Unit
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Aabria telling the DM what she sees and hears instead of asking kind of bugs me a little bit.
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>>96668343
She's insufferable because no one around her tells her no. They think they're being cultured by having a sassy black lady friend, and also think trying to rein her in or say no to her ideas would make them raycis
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aabria is awful please make it stop
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>>96668389
he's at his best when he's a little unhinged and pissed off
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>>96668406
Yeah because these people suck
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MAKIN MUH WAY
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marrissa could be shit in C1, now this black chick is . I think the root is clear, its a problem with playing druid above all else
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>>96668406
Some players like having a little control of whats in the environment in minor cases. Daggerheart does it a lot. Keeps the player invested and helps with world building or characterization in this case.
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>>96668409
Cool it with the racism you bigot
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I didn't know permanent free automatic remote plant vision was a thing.
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>>96667691
She's a terrible DM, but a surprisingly good player. Better than Matt.
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>>96668424
You're so damn right. Druids suck ass.
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Who the fuck invited this chick Jesus fuck
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so people are just cool with demons? the well-known and incredibly evil creature type that thrives on chaos? Like playing a tiefling, thats fine I totally get that, but a "demon"? What the fuck is this
>>
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>>96667663
Not only that, but they film these like over a month in advance now. When they first made the C4 announcement in August, they already had 4 episodes filmed. And it didn't air until tonight.
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>>96668440
At least it broke up the monotony of the sad suck fest
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>>96668372
well, crap. Maybe he could whip out a crow that loves shiny things or something.
I'm out /crg/. I'll be checking back if they ever get around to playing D&D.
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>spotlight fading........patience waning........
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>>96668443
Welcome to freakshit
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tieflings as full demons that are getting redeemed is actually an interesting concept
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>>96668448
wait, they could edit these to make them tighter and more focussed but they still forced us to sit through an hour of fake crying and hugging?
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>>96668449
I still would desu
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>girl playing a demon is "quirky"
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Jesus FUCKING Christ.
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>>96668457
Yes, in a story where you can actually explore the context
This is not the kind of show where it can be anything but lame and gay
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Apebria somehow out Liams Liam at his OWN TABLE!
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>>96668406
Yeah God forbid she couldn't but in at every opportunity
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>>96668458
That's what their (paying) audience wants. Most of them would probably be happy if they completely removed combat or even dice rolls. It's honestly confusing that they didn't make the full switch to Daggerheart, because it's perfect for their faggoty theater kid shit
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I've only been running DnD for 3 years and I'm by no means a grognard or autist who only does combat and stuff. But even I know you have to balance intensity and relaxation, social encounters and problem solving, exploration, combat, you have to throw surprises and stuff. This is starting to be a bit too much setup before the payoff
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>>96668478
Just some early vibing, with a bigger table (and bigger personalities) it makes sense
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>>96668443
they seem to be considered tamed
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>>96668471
20 kg ago...
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>>96668476
NTA, but I don't know if Daggerheart is really made for these sorta multi year long type campaigns.
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>>96668476
it is really strange because I ended up watching the first couple of their daggerheart special, and it seemed to fit their style much better.
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>>96668478
I can run some purely RP sessions, but they usually go faster and to the point, this is agonizing
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>Namek status in Episode 1
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The demon has some good energy with Sam.
If she was anyone else’s sidekick the quirky randumb act would probably be way more annoying
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where is she
i've been edging for weeks
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>>96668483
rightt, if that is actually some kind of talking point, or theme involved then that could be interesting I suppose. Otherwise I dont see why they couldn't just keep tieflings
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>>96668498
Get in the jar
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>>96668478
It isn't just you, no campaign I was ever part of started out this boring for this long. I mean, they are literally at a funeral party and seem be planning to just fully play out that experience to the bitter end.
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>>96668488
notice that I didnt say RP
RP is all the time: during social, exploration, and combat encounters, you are always roleplaying
the problem here is not too much roleplaying, it's too much status quo without an event or development that forces characters to make choices and decisions
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>>96668494
sam can polish any turd, he made us care about pike trickfoot ffs
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>>96668505
>, it's too much status quo without an event or development that forces characters to make choices and decisions
they're showing the setting, premise and like 10 characters. Also, they take multiple episodes to resolve one encounter, obviously we weren't gonna get combat in the first episode.
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Need Mommy
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>>96668336
It's just another rainbow tiefling though?
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>>96668498
somehow I know her voice will give me a boner
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This will all be worth it if Liam and Sam RP gay sex
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LET ME BE PART OF THE FUNNY GROUPPPPPPP
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The best twist of the night
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Is she going to take a shit I don't understand what just happened
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Finally
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>>96668520
She is an actual certified milf
You can thank Travis for making that possible
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LAURA COMIN
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FAIRY FUCK TIME LETS GOOOOOOOO
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what's this whitney babe's socials
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we shufflfing the table
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MOMMY'S HOOOOOOME
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I know this one
they're gonna rail the twink, right?
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WHERE'S THE LIVING FLESHLIGHT?
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>>96668567
hope so
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>>96668330
Somehow this fairy has better stats than the Cleric. I'm 100% confident that 3 isn't naturally rolled, I will assume laura just asked to have as low as STR as possible to stick to the tiny fairy theme. Still 18 CON on a Fairy is hilarious. She can tank more than the Cleric can!
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momma bailey
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MOMMY!!!!
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>when she sees Liam's dick
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>almost 18
FUCK
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>bottle rockets
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>have to wait 15min to hear her voice
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>character gets killed during its intro
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>>96668588
*breathes* what the fuck
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>>96668619
first death is in the first episode LMAO
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>>96668619
18 con gonna pass those death saves no problem.
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>>96668619
she wanted to beat Travis' record on Bertrand Bell
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>>96668619
>>96668627
I was masturbating who died?
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>>96668628
>>96668627
>>96668619
we all know nobody will dies
>>96668633
maybe
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>>96668628
death saves are just flat rolls dot dot ..
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>actual commercials during the breaks
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>>96668638
new dm new rules
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>>96668641
fuck ur ight
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>>96668616
And the character she's playing
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>>96668639
Unless you're an 14th Level Monk or is under Bless or is in a Paladin's Aura of Protection or has a Bardic inspiration.
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smoking break
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if her sister with the same stats and character profile takes her place, would that be classic traditional true D&D or a scam?
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>>96668646
Nott the loyal
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there's literally 2 paladins holding her she's not doing wtf are you on about
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>>96668665
easy to be loyal when they turned her husband into a cuck. In one of the C3 episodes where they played M9 they had Veth talk to Yasha about how to get Yeza to agree to have a threesome with a minotaur. And they also said Yeza likes getting pegged
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I forgot Ashley was still around
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>>96668672
Don't worry, she still doesn't know how to play D&D, after 10 years of getting paid to play D&D
I bet Matt never included her when he was balancing fights because she never does anything meaningful
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>>96668672
Understandable considering Ashley forgets Ashley is around most of the time
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what are they doing right now
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>>96668330
>>96668168
>>96668248
Ahem....GYATT DAYYMMMM PART 2.
>17,16,16,15,15,13
92 Total.
The numbers keep growing...will they get to 95? Is that even possible??
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Fuck I just realized we still haven't met 5 fucking players. This is going to be exhausting for my brain.
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I still miss fanart during the break
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>>96668691
so many beefcakes geez
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>>96668679
I still remember when her own personal quest fight had Matt just say she doesn't die instead of failing
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>>96668687
BWF won
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>>96668687
Serving time, probably
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>>96668697
the good times are gone and you're never getting them back anon
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Liam cheated earlier so how am I supposed to believe these death saves?
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>>96668709
Proof?
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>>96668707
Can I at least make new good times?
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did the paladins forget they can lay on hands?
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Fucking christ, this whispering is killing my interest
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I just noticed Teor's last name is pridesire
He is just playing into the lion king jokes and is playing as leomon from digimon
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>>96668716
Watch the stream retard
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>>96668728
Proof next thread?
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>>96668732
There is no need to make a next thread. /tg/ is slow enough that this thread will last through the night.
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Aabria need to be sold into slavery and learn to be submissive. jesus christ that lady keeps talking. a good whip and good "night visit" would teach her some manners
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>>96668718
thats the plan
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Laura going with the Rise voice for the sex fairy.
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She was getting that orc cock on the daily
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>>96668716
he was the first to roll, his dice got "cocked" rerolled and got a nat 20 anon
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>>96668691
I wonder why the Beast Master Ranger here didn't put the 18 in Wisdom and the 15 in DEX? It helps his Animal bite stuff and also if he gets Summon Beast for a second one- it helps that one too! You can do the STR Ranger with stats like this.

Like he nerfed his beast for no real reason maybe?
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>>96668707
we had a good run
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I haven't been paying attention the whole time - is Alex's character "non-binary?" Thought I heard him say "they" there. If he is, I can't wait for them to "misgender" him 9 times out of 10 because it's just natural to say their actual gender instead of made up shit. Like they did with Ashton
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>>96668737
That sounds too fetishy anon
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laura stealing the show as usually. finally some good fucking shit
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i was expecting a PURE SEX voice what is this shit?
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Just say no, Brennan. You know you can't use Guidance on yourself.
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>>96668692
i'm glad at least one of us is paying attention to this clusterfuck to fill us in later. i'd still be trying to keep up if it was just convoluted, but worse, it's boring
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>>96668761
You absolutely can guidance yourself.
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our boy is back
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>>96668761
Yeah you can...why do you think you can't?
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GIGACHAD arrives
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ENTER
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>ashley its your turn
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>>96668760
You may have wanted PURE, but what you're getting is RAW
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>>96668771
>>96668781
>t. non gamers
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In walks strider
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>>96668783
HERE COMES THE BOOOOOIIII~~~
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>18 str
>18 dex
why?
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>>96668795
Actor isn't good at minmaxing?
He wanted good acrobatics and shit?
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This wolf companion is some grade-A donut steel.
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>>96668785
>ummmmmm can i cast guidance because I don't know it's an action I just parrot guidance because everyone else always says it so that means it's good right
>oh i cant? ok will i cast earth bind and then will be disappointed when i learn for the 6th time that earth bind doesnt restrain them it just prevents flying
>then ill just spam scorching ray even though we're level 15 and i have access to way better shit
>oh oh oh i forgot mister here is his extra 4 damage

and then matt will say "but good looking out" because that's his way of saying no you're an idiot
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>>96668795
I mean if you can, and dont plan on either using the dog, or ranger spellcasting much in a combat way. Why not, I suppose
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unnnf the handshake
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>>96668795
I really don't know- maybe he wanted to go Studded Leather and have the high strength feel? I don't understand why he wouldn't have put one of those into Wisdom.
>>96668797
Proficiency in acrobatics with a 15 or 16 DEX would be really good still.

It'll be fine overall- just sad to see the wolf companion a little weak when it could have been really strong.
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>>96668790
Brother, I am a willing creature within my touch range. My masturbatory habits confirm as much.
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FUCK YEAH THEY'RE BROS AGAIN
TOTAL CAMPAIGN VICTORY
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anyone got a summary for the story so far?
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>>96668816
we are saved
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I dont know any of these new guys, but this is the group. I could handle these five
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Robbie is SSS tier change my mind
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>>96668820
story? Check these
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>>96668827
Why would I change your mind? You're absolutely correct.
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>>96668820
they took the fun out of funeral. Laura scripted "chance" to die is the only event so far
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>>96668826
You like tryhard gaybeard? lmao. He's liam but an actual buttfucker rather than a spiritual one.
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>>96668835
Sorry, I don't follow these e-celebs personal lives. Which one is tryhard gaybeard?
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>>96668820
>thjazir was sentenced to death
>the group made plan to free him
>they set up the escape plan
>something goes wrong
>guy die
>there is funeral
>they go to a safe house
>they find out the magic didn't work
>they're investigating(we are here)
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>>96668820
patron got executed
PCs are trying to understand why their rescue plans were foiled
everyone has megastats
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>>96668845
i may have jumped some things here
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>>96668835
He hasn't seemed to do anything bad so far, spoken when a scene is clearly expecting him to say something, otherwise he's let others lead. Compared to the demon and druid he seems fine even if sorcadin is cringe
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>>96668862
You're not supposed to judge these people by what they do in the game, you see.
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>>96668826
Whitney is cute. Reminds me of Aimee.
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I wonder if Brennan put the hammer down on people playing super special races for this campaign.
There’s a pixie, wolf man and demon but the rest have all been half orc or human.
Also never seen this guy dm before. I really like how he handles players being difficult to npc’s
Mercer just let all his npc’s get walked over and forced himself to play the straight man for the pc’s dumbass antics all the time.
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>>96668868
oh I see my bad, fuck that faggot then
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How is Laura the only decent female player they have
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>>96668835
His Liam esq theatrics in describing spells in ridiculous detail and his stupidly good stats are some pretty apparent red flags
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>things start getting semi-interesting
time to go back to the funeral. ffs
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Finally the main characters
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the niggerse is back. bow down
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why doesnt aabriya, the largest critical role, simple eat the others?
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>>96668889
Because she's the only genuine nerd. Marisha is a poser and Ashley is a retard
still would all 3 of them though
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>he
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>he
Dropped
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WHERE MATT, WHERE IS OUR GUY!
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>>96668922
Matt and Marisha playing the power couple villains?
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>>96668862
>>96668868
I'm not allowed to judge him based on his previous behavior? Lmao.
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How the fuck do you go from Percy into just trash pc after trash pc.
Did melty brain just suddenly afflict taliesan start of season or or was he always just shit.
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>>96668925
Marisha's character was mentioned early on but I don't remember the context
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so tyranny is just rping a drunk person?
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>>96668933
he's just doing Percy again
I guess he has 2 characters, the snobby cunt and the punk carnie
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>>96668933
*season 2
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I hope Tyranny falls into a woodchipper
Nothing personal though
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>>96668933
I mean... just look at Taliesin. He's pushing 50 and that's how he chooses to present himself, with the retarded hairstyle and dumb coloring. Either Percy was created before the brainrot fully took his sense, or it was a random miracle
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Yeah Brennan's a pretty good tardwrangler
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i want to take Tyranny on a date to Steak n' Shake!
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cunt status: controlled
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I know this is a different setting but does anybody know if its a setting that pre exists in dnd lore or is this Brennan/mercer doing a homebrew world again
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FIFNALLY
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WE ARE SAVED
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There he is there's our boy!
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>>96668977
Pretty sure it's completely homebrew. But don't worry they'll monetize it somehow down the road
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>>96668951
he's the most stylish of the lot by a country mile. i bet u wear polo shirts
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>>96668989
The clothes are mostly fine, it's really just the hair. It's embarrassing. I think it was on Candela when he was a player he wore a wig that was just normal hair and it made him look infinitely better
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matt has come out. lets goooo
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its raining twinks
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I missed the last 10 min cause my grandma died what happened, I see matt?
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lmao that sounded like Watto when he laughed
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>>96669011
Did you have a diamond for the resurrection spell?
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>>96668995
fair point, his haircut looks straight out of 2013, and it didn't look any better back then
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>>96667875
Laying the groundwork for the big switch to GURPS
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Jesus someone roll on an encounter table for fucks sake
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>Still 2 more characters to go
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Jesus Christ
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ngl her goat bleats are kinda hot
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>96669045
lets see, rolling for urban encounter
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FLOWERS AABRIA
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ok this druid shit is already old
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Going to need a chart and string to figure out who's fucking who
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>>96668972
Turns out she's into that
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>super popular dnd live play series starts hyped new campaign with 4h funeral wake
>and for somehow reason doesnt play its own game system

honestly you cannot accuse them of rigging it if they are this dumb
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Why is Aabria so fucking hostile to everybody
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>>96669089
>Why is Aabria so fucking hostile to everybody
She's always like this. The reason is nobody confronts her because they're scared of doing a racism
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>>96669089
Because she's an insufferable cunt who has never been told no by her peers due to the fact they don't want to look racist by denying a strong independent black womyn from doing whatever she wants
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>>96669092
Why did they invite her to the table then? Or is Brennan propping her up?
I have avoided watching anything with her except for like, clips of her Harry Potter game
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>>96669070
>1 raven perched on a signpost
a fucking raven
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Is any of them evil algined?
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>>96669104
All Orcs are evil
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>>96669100
She's been pushed hard by both CR and D20 because she's a black woman so it scores massive brownie points
And she also comes in with a built-in defense from any criticism because the parasocially addicted retards that make up the audience of these shows will call anyone who dares criticize her (regardless of how valid the criticism is) racist and/or misogynist
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>>96669086
yeah i'm sure they need the funeral to bring everyone together for story purposes but starting on a funeral really isn't it
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>>96669089
she's an attention whore through and through, i know we meme on liam but i'd sooner have six liams at my table than one of her
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>>96669093
Searching in YouTube I came across a video about how shitty she was acting on the finale of season 3 from one of there onions filled super fans with everyone agreeing nicely in the comments.
She must be really bad to have the timid, wallflower cr fanbase calling her out on spotlight hogging.
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>>96669119
>execution scene
>funeral
>after 1h of every char introduced, big monster raid/attack on the city/explosion
>the 13 characters are split into 3 parties and blow up into the city catacombs or whatever

there I solved your pacing
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Is Marisha expecting?
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even the char is thick heh
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>>96669132
Oh yeah. That's how you know she's truly bad - even a significant portion of the CR fanbase is not a fan of her. But even though they try to be as mild with their criticism as possible, it doesn't stop people from doing the typical "you're a chud" defense >>96669118
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>>96669134
>neighborhood collapses/explodes/raided etc
>one party gets thrown into sewers, has to find way to surface, deal with ratfolk etc
>one party gets imprisoned by guard/bad guys/whatever, has to escape
>one party escapes but has to deal with political stuff, rest of the city has put this neighborhood into lockdown, they have to convince people to help etc

there i fucking solved again and made it fun too
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But why the beard
Who finds this kind of stuff appealing
I don't mean pretend to find appealing, I mean actually like it.
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>>96669143
Representation matters, CHUD! If you don't get all giddy from "representing" groups that don't actually exist and wouldn't consume your content even if they did, then you're a bigot
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>>96669143
dwarf
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odds that Ashley forgot she signed up to be in the game?
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>>96669143
I’m guessing Matt. He loves dwarf women and I’m guessing this is wife trying to bait him
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>>96669143
Excluding the obvious #validation addicts, I'm sure Matt does.
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>>96669136
Nah, she's just getting fat. Matt and Marisha have a cute dog that they are clearly using as a surrogate child,. Pretty sure they're the type of liberals that don't want to bring a child into this "evil" world
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>>96669136
matt mercer is fucking playing the game. thank god
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>>96669143
They’ve been doing that stupid shit with the dwarf beards since season 2.
Honestly it’s weird to think this is the same critical roll where Scanlon whipped his cock out and casted enlarge infront of a paladin as a joke.
And don’t forget all the whore fucking him and grog would do literally everywhere they could.
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HOLY BASED MATT
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I miss Wick when he's not on screen everyone should be asking where's Wick
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the dwarf is ugly. looks like a transexual
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>>96669163
what did I miss?
>>96669171
zoomers these days don't know what actual dwarfs look like baka
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>>96669173
you thinking of lotr dwarf. dnd dwarf are woman
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>>96669173
He spat on the corpse of the “dead friend who brought everyone together” lol
Even after Aabria dogging him
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How many kids have these bitches popped out
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>hurr durr I don't hate you I pity you hurr durr
please die
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Matt is based
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She's so awful
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Something is happening?
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>>96669200
Why would something ever happen?
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>it's an ashley introduction episode
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HOLY FAT COW. What happened to her? SHES A FUCKING COW!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ASHLEY?????
A FUCKING COW LMAO
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>>96669209
She got divorced.
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Did she put something in her face? Why is she so fat?
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>ashley has spell slots
it's over
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>>96669209
Her and Marisha have been using those mcdonald app discounts
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>average 40 year old American woman
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>>96669209
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Haha I forgot about Ashley
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>>96669214
It's fine she read the rules this time
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WTF ARE THESE ABILITY SCORES
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>3 paladins
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>>96669230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcErFYs1GoE
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>3 tables
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Is that a heckin Baldur's Gate 3 reference
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CEASE THE WHISPERING
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marisha ray fucks dogs
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And here's the Cooldown:

https://files.catbox.moe/fme1ha.mp4

See you next week, /crg/.
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episode over. thoughts?
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wtf happened though
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man they are well and truly in the sniffing their own farts era, huh. more than ever before

>>96669279
thanks. were you the one who shared the C3 finale one too I still have it lol (not finished yet few eps to go)
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>>96669281
needs more Matt
would have rather just rewatch Crown of Candy
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>nothing happens for 4h
>stop paying attention
>something happens
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>>96669281
Eh, could get better, I think its just too many people circle jerking.
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Have they said whether or not they're still doing the thing where they "take off" the last Thursday of every month and show something other than the main campaign?
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>>96669279
hey thanks for that anon, legit
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Not a livestream, no fan art during breaks, no chat
It was nice you guys
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>>96669281
It's really just too many people to keep track of mentally, even when there's only a few "on screen" at a time.
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I was playing Hollow Knight, did I miss out on anything good?
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>>96669281
I am concerned that episodes will be dominated by Marisha and Aabria constantly trying to out-cunt each other while Whitney keeps interrupting for the sake of being quirky. Otherwise it's fine, starting the campaign with a heavy emotional tone is a big ask when it's literally the first time we're meeting everyone.
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really brennan you're wearing a ripped shirt to the premiere of one of your biggests gigs
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now that the dust has settled, was it a good first episode I missed 80% of it
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>>96669281
black girl need to stfu. really need to learn her place
marisha ugly ass character makes me not want to watch
ashley is ugly
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>>96669347
A lot of exposition and pre established relationships that are only vaguely eluded to and not nearly enough Laura Bailey. No combat.
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am I stupid or was there no cool intro like for the previous campaigns
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>>96669352
You must be a joy to be around
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>>96668785
>>96668803
excited for more ashleyposting at least
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>>96668691
what the fuck is the point of these stats it's like allowing a cheater at your table when you already have Liam
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>>96669432
They had like a 10 second intro that was generic fantasy nothing. They're probably just waiting until characters are established and they commission a proper animated intro. Remember what happened in C3 where their overly woke audience chastised them for "promoting colonialism" or whatever bullshit because their initial C3 intro had them in explorer outfits
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>>96666555
I've never seen anything of this. Are all these people in the same party? Isn't that fucking awful to play and manage?
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I'm looking at clips of the new campaign
it's all cherry picked, I'm sure
but holy shit
this is some overly dramatic improv theater bullshit
I can barely make it through a full clip, I don't think I could cringe through an entire episode
anyway, the public face of d&d. good stuff
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is there a torrent for an episode 1?
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>phony stats
>phony rolls
>phony games
>phony people
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