I bet Moloch did this.

Relieved.

>>96684796
I hope you will get a stroke by the age of 42.

>>96684796
Disappointing that he couldn't cash in on valuable Micronesian money

>>96685155
Oh little Zoomzoom. 42 isn't old. That's barely into middle age. If you're a lot more respectful toward your elders, and you take a pair of hedge trimmers to your broccoli-poodle-fro, you might survive to reach that age. At which point you still won't have earned the right to be a stupid little shit towards your elders.
You can start practicing right now by being quiet until your prefrontal cortex is fully developed. Statistically in typical humans this process is finished around the time you're 26 years old, but for you, maybe 30.

>>96685189
I mean, you still could, maybe. Turns out, those wheels were so obnoxiously tedious to transport (which was the original reason they were even used as currency) that at some point they just stopped physically moving the objects and instead began keeping track of who supposedly owned each one. There's been some that have been overgrown by corals where they fell into the sea and they haven't been moved in ages but they were keeping score of who owned the theoretical object in a chain of transactions.

Yes. I'm dead serious.

>>96685191
This guy's gonna have a stroke at 42.

But they were able to use the wheel this morning.

>>96685191
>Gets wished worst of luck
>Goes on a nonsensical rant
Let's make that 37

>>96685663
>>96685215
You're probably fat and pre diabetic at a young age, meanwhile I'm not.

>>96686392
Well we know he's not autistic, anon.