What’s the cutest lethal fantasy monster that you know of
Thought eater because it looks like a platypus.
>Glues googly eyes onto a coconut and BONKS you in the head with it until you die
I've never really thought about it before, but is it weird that D&D has very few "cute" monsters?
>>96687628Bulette in old artwork.>>96688671D&D was written for turbo autists who wanted to shoot everything from range to see if it gave loot or not.Cute has no value with these people.D&D also hasn't had an original idea since 2005.So no it's not weird.
>>96687628FlumphBlink dogSkittermanderHollyphantSphinx Kitten
>>96688914How would a Flumph kill you?
>>96687628Guardian Familiar from the Fiend Folio. One of the most powerful monsters in the entirety of D&D.
>>96687628>What’s the cutest lethal fantasy monster that you know ofProbably just a horned rabbit.
>>96688671>>96688807Gelatinous cubes are cute
You know I'm right.
>>96687628Concept I’ve been working on:>you see a portal open>looks like a pleasant forest on the other side>players look at it>a woodland critter comes and says hello>more come>invite part through>if they enter they are trapped in the hells as political prisoners>have to escapeI was inspired when thinking of a portal opening to a modern day kid’s fantasy world, in my case MLP, but who’s to say they’re not just fucking demons?
>>96689151Their tendrils are acidic.
>>96688671work on your art
>>96688671It's it weird that you've been drawing for years and still haven't worked on your art?
Quite a few creatures from the Chtorr ecology, starting with the meeps https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Against_the_Chtorr#Chtorran_fauna
>>96687628a dryad and other nymphsa loli vampireand if you allow sf - tribbles
>>96687628OMG MOO DENG :D
>>96687628Does the all-devouring voreloli count?
>>96687628Is that Sigourney Weaver?
>>96689412>hellsThis makes more sense if it's just fey bullshit.
>>96687628Moopsyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4SudDlWr3kI'm planning this years halloween Star Trek game to be Alien, but with a Moopsy.
>>96694168That thing looks too cute to be evil.
>>96694186And that's why you're the first one getting your bones drank.
>>96687628Perhaps something non-hostile that kills by mere proximity?>>96687628>a loli vampireand/or dreaded voreloli
>>96694168>>96694186>>96694269>it drinks bonesWhat do you fucking mean it drinks bones
>>96694275Everytime I see that character, all I can think about is ...>flashbacks to Travelling Loli Vampire Brothel
>>96694401The episode plays it for laughs, but biologically i assume it's like a spider, injecting a fast acting, hyperacid that liquifies bones and inerts so it can drink them.
>>96692602Yes, from Aliens 3. Decent enough flick, goes back to the Alien roots, while adding in some new stuff. I put it at 4th place over all, because Romulus felt like a better movie over all so it's in third.
>>96696657Ah. I never watched past 2.
>>96695296Rumia's not a vampire, though. She's a literal voreloli. Or a man-eating yokai that looks like a little girl, but that still makes her a loli that eats people.
>>96696677Three is worth the watch, Romulus is worth the watch, ignore everything else. I've yet to watch Alien: Earth, but I have heard good things about it.
>>96687628Vorpal Bunny
>>96694401>>96696060or, you know, drinking the marrow? it's very nutritious
Bouncy pork!
>>96697378>Alien: Earth>I have heard good things about it.that must have been somewhere between 1s and 2nd episode because it does start pretty strong, then takes a nosedive
>>96696657>Romulus felt like a better movie over allUnhinged take desu
>>96699109Why is it unhinged? Why is the Alien fanbase so divided and pissy?
>>96699116That's just discussion on 4chan.
>>96688170underrated
These little guys are just the sweetest little things you have ever seen>>96697378Shit taste desu. 3, romulus and earth does nothing but lower the quality of the originals if you consider them part of the same universe
>>96696677It's conceptually interesting but a dumpster fire in execution (mostly). Honestly, not worth the time.
>>96687628kender
Rolled 2, 2, 4, 1, 6, 2, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 6, 1, 1, 1, 4, 6, 4, 5, 5, 3, 4, 5 = 84 (25d6)I thought you were meming but this is actually ridiculously powerful, especially in its last incarnations, this thing is pretty much a DPS check against an incoming train. Double-digit damage from a 1e monster is a big deal, consistent double digits is a TPK machine.
>>96697378>>96696677>>96696657Watch the Assembly Cut, Alien 3 is considered one of the weaker movies but the Assembly cut gets consistently better reviews. It's no Aliens
>>96687628>What’s the cutest lethal fantasy monster that you know ofThe not-very-humble Red Chocobo
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