Mechanimom edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96686721>Thread Question:What's your least favorite faction? What is a singular thing you could add to make you like them?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!What's everyone working on today?
>>96689449>TQ>What's your least favorite faction?Tyranids>What is a singular thing you could add to make you like them?I don't think it's possible. What I don't like about them is their complete lack of personality. But if you added personality, then that would ruin their base concept.Basically I accept that Tyranids are Not For Me, and that's fine.
>>96689449>tq>what's your least favorite factionEmperor's children>what is a singular thing you could add to make you like themBrake cleaner
Rolled 8 (1d9)>>96689477rollin
>>96689473Concepts for my basing for my spiders since I need to heal to work on the painting part.There's a thing about wall filler and paint mixing that turns out as a cool starter. Not sure if I want to do that.
>>96689477What if you gave them boobs, thigh highs, and the ability to look at you with a disgusted expression
>>96689473Arranged the purchase of some second hand Eldar models. Bought a couple paints. The new models I bought include a set of Guardians, so I think I'm gonna hold off on painting what I currently have until I can test my color scheme ideas on them.
>>96689477For me it's Behemoth
>>96689482Gonna get shot by jannies for that. Careful
>>96689487not really into bug girls desu, I just think that pics cute.
TQ>least favoriteEldar>what can make you like themThen getting tortured and ryona
>What's your least favorite faction?Knights, the loyal and Chaos brand. Their scale just doesn't suit 40k, they should never have been allowed to be more than a single unit you ally in.>What is a singular thing you could add to make you like them?I guess some troops kinda like the Secutarii Hoplites from 30k?
>>96689449>TQLeast favorite would be Orks. It's like a cartoon concept made to make fun of deprived peoples and left that way. Like the 1950's cartoons depiction of black people with a curved back and big feet.
>TQ: Loyalist Space MarinesHonestly, nothing really. They literally are Generic Army Men with different coats of paint. Some of the specialized/chapter-specific shit is cool, but they're just a blob of models.
>>96689449VotannIt's impossible. The basic concept of the army is what I don't like. I suppose some Lego© logo transfers would be a start.
>>96689477>Basically I accept that Tyranids are Not For Me, and that's fineWoah buddy we can't be having reasonable opinions in here this is a retard only space
>>96689473Finished a couple of big chainswords so I can change the load out on my dogs. "Gee Bill two wieners"-Aura
>>96689498>Then getting tortured and ryonaread one of those dawn of war books written by the irish leperchaun, it has eldar torture scenes out the ass
>>96689449>TQTau>What could you addSwords.
>>96689477Why do the faces resemble that of a child?
>>96689539What child looks like that
>>96689542oh anon...
>>96689542My niece is a dead ringer for Kraken if she doesn't get her milkies fast enough.
>>96689539Because simpler is cuter is a pretty strong rule in art
>>96689531Keep it and just tell everyone it's a Karnivore. No one will question why a Karnivore has 2 chaintalons.>TQ >Space MarinesThey would have to add some sort of gimmick marine that tickles my autism. Aethon Shaan gets close, I guess. If they ever made plague doctor marines or something I'd be fucked. The lore that implies that Corax is a spooky crow daemon stalking Lorgar like a fucking Predator would also do it.
>>96689552what army too you play?
I want a named character apothecary
>>96689568He's in jail.
>>96689449>TQThousand Sons>I enjoy their ancient RT era depictions>the "Tzeentch Renegade" and Thrall Wizards stuff>the space marines x tomb kings shit is tame as fuck>they don't even go in a good direction with it>the tsons robots should've been dark mech Sepulchral Stalkers
>>96689477kronos is the only one that doesnt look mentally retarded/brain damaged
>>96689568Brother Corbulo
>>96689568Grotsnik
>>96689539because "i want to fuck bugs lol" is a smoke screen. a distractions from something far worse.asian ancestry
>TQGSC, nothing
>>96689593what about instead of being human alian hybrids they were just a bunch of union thugs?.
>>96689581Can we use him on the table?
>>96689568Fabulous Bill
>>96689607like I said>>96689570
>>96689607only if you play cool people
So, hand of the archon...don't count as kabalite warriors?For what purpose? What was even the point of adding the kill team or the army list?
>>96688979Didn’t realize a new thread but >> 96689613 here’s one of the Jackal proxies. Gonna be using TOW horses for the “bikes”
>>96689597Kino
>>96689560Admech, tyranids, and knights
>>96689651cute.
So I heard there's a serial cheater who's still being allowed to play at LVO? WTF FLG.
Painted my first mini yesterday :)
>>96689651This is what vashtorrs minor daemons should be. Just machine marts with arms and legs that run around and swear at people
>>96689683Looks good anon. Did you have fun
>>96689621The opposite of what you think actually
>>96689685Hell yeah man, it was actually very therapeutic and enjoyable
>>96689620What would it take for all of you annoying grogs to finally fuck off? Is sunk cost really that much of a pull?
>>96689539You know why
>>96689683Good on you, but wrong thread.
>>96689722what's wrong with using legends?
>>96689763Uhhhh, legends are not part of the esports community. Warhammer 40k esports is serious business and if people use legends models, people won't take our tournaments seriously. If you play with toy plastic soliders for FUN, you don't belong here.
oh good this retard's back
>>96689683That's some really nice brush work for someone who just started. Nice stuff anon.
when will the 40k story conclude?
>>96689825It won't. Like every tabletop game it just cuts off. Look at all the other giant erd franchises. Once they hit critical mass like we did they're unkillable
Can anyone recommend what a beginner(Sorta beginner. The last time I painted and put models together was in 5th edition when I was 11) would need to put his models together? What are the best bang for your buck brushes and tools?
3 night in a row I can't sleep. I keep thinking about paint schemes and models. I'm tired.
>>96689830then why did GW move from a setting to an on-going narrative? sounds kinda stupid.
>>96689847A fan at your back to blow fresh air over you as you work with glue/cement fumes and dust.Super Glue helps with nonplastic to plastic joining.Tamiya Cement is good for precise joins, but if there's spacing/cracks super glue is better here.Razor blade, and how to remove flashing. If you use guns in the army you need to drill barrels, a pin drill with a 1/8th inch bit is fine. (hand drill non-powered)A file, a file set if you got one. Great for leveling feet to glue onto a base.Basing material before/after adding the model but before paint. Look up youtube on that one for what you want.Safety course with knives. Seriously. Get a bandaid set ready.
>>96689847Get that Army Painter Hobby Tool Set and Tamiya Super Thin. Also some kind of gap filler like Liquid Green Stuff or Vallejo Putty. Also get a cutting mat so you don't ruin your desk. As for brushes you can get any besides Citadel and I would also advise against Army Painter. I personally use Opus Artis S and M series but you can also get Rosemary and Co.
>>96689851sleep to musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUu62ftRu8
>>96689862but its 8 in the morning
>>96689857
>>96689857dont listen to this anonslice into your thumb 35 times in a session like a real man
>>96689868>Regularly nick my fingers with the hobby knife>Stab my thumb>No longer nick my fingersPain is the best teacher
>>96689881>tfw I once accidentally dropped a hobby knife and stabbed myself in the leg with it but didn't feel any pain just a mild ripping sensation
>>96689857>>96689868I will say this, a bandaid is strong enough to stop a hobby knife blade cutting your thumb, so if you're the kind of lad that cuts towards yourself then you can use a bandaid to prevent the cuts.
>>96689449>TQIn terms of tabletop? Fucking Necrons. I like their lore, but as an Admech player I’ve had too many games that ended with my opponent still having 100% of the army they showed up with while mine was tabled. Otherwise? Probably Genestealer Cult. Just don’t find it particularly interesting, especially considering the end goal of the faction. When it comes to fixing them? I’d want to give Necrons a swift kick to the knee joint and fuck up their damage. Let them languish in the Skitarii hell pits. For Genestealers? Maybe some kind of ability to break away from the greater hivemind or something. Anything to give my guys a bit of room to play around in
>>96689903>but as an Admech player I’ve had too many games that ended with my opponent still having 100% of the army they showed up with while mine was tabled>tfw you've never lost to necrons as admech
>>96689903
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>>96689881I stabbed a pin vice into my hand at the bottom of the knuckle of my index finger so deeply that i saw it poking the skin at the top of the knuckleI told my carer about it (im retarded)and she started coming home from work to take me to hospital but I told her i was fine and it wasnt even bleeding and then went back to pinning my modelssome days i dont know how im alive
>>96689949From iron (accidentally lodged through your hand) cometh strength
>>96689851GW is kinda stupid
Arjac Rockfist is a big guy (for you) in the lore, but what about his new miniature? Is it even bigger than the updated Terminators? He stands on a 50 base, apparently.
>>96689881I cut off the fleshy top of my thumb with a hobby knife when I was a kid. It kinda grew back but I have no sensation there now.
>>96689949
>>96689857>>96689861Thanks for the advice guys. I appreciate the help.
>>96689949>I told my carer about it (im retardedThis is why I tell you fucks to not bother arguing with anyone here
>>96689896>>96690026Regarding this: Some people do this but I don't recommend it. Habit is a powerful thing and if you get used to having a backstop on your thumb, you will forget and you will get yourself good.Good knife control comes from practice, but a few rules help too:1. Never cut towards yourself what you can cut away from yourself. When carving or in awkward positions you may need to adopt a knife-to-thumb posture, but if you can cut something away from you, or better yet on a mat, you should be in the habit of doing so.2. Never force the knife. If you have too much material to cut comfortably, you either need to make multiple cuts or switch to a saw or other tool. If the blade stops where you didn't intend to stop it, figure out why before doing anything else.3. There is no handle on a falling knife. If the knife escapes your hands for any reason, you should take your hands away from it, try and watch its trajectory and keep from placing your feet in the way.4. Always stow your knife when you are not using it. If the blade is retractable, get in the habit of closing it between uses and putting it in a consistent place. Healthy habits are key.5. Always have first-aid available. You're likely to get clean cuts if you get yourself with a sharp knife, which hurts like a bitch, but they also clean up easily and bandage up more comfortably than other wounds. Wash the cut carefully and gently, use a triple antibiotic ointment and bandaid it neatly. It's not likely that you will cut yourself worse than a little gouge, but if you do and it's too much for you to handle with a bandaid, you should wrap it, apply pressure and seek help immediately. If nothing else, someone ought to know you're hurt so they can help.6.Always respect your tools and yourself. If you're having trouble doing something and getting frustrated, the best thing you can do is set it aside and take a break. Come back calm and you'll get more done.
>>96690065Disregard this, stab yourself with a drill
>>96689693Then why are they missing the Kabalite Warriors "Keyword"?
>>96690069I mean I'm a filthy tau player, not a cop. Drink your Tamiya mixed with your paint water if it makes you happy, just don't cry if you vomit.I am compelled to say 'please do not actually do that'.
>>96690074That's not what counts as means. Counts as means you take model A, and instead of using model A to represent Datasheet A, you use model A to represent datasheet B. A model doesn't need a keyword to count as something else, it's just a proxy
>two biggest tournaments ever were won by an IG infantry spam and a CSM list that looks like 2 battleforces from 2005 smashed together
>>96690109Being able to run something like 320 guardsmen in a 2k list is insane.
>>96689693>>96690074>>96690105That screenshot is old info, hand of the archon had no datasheet in the index and needed to counts as, but they have a datasheet in the codex.
>>96690121Painting 320 guardsmen is insane
>>96690151and they will be removed altogether coming the next edition because they will replace kabalites
>>96690109Has IG infantry spam ever been bad in this game?
>>96689683So how is your HRT going on?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
i gotta say having an airbrush makes painting 10 times more enjoyable
>>96690182Not really, Johnny lasgun has been causing problems in pretty much every edition of Warhammer to some extent.
>>96689621Probably to sell the remaining minis. But then why not make a little effort for them to be worth taking?
>>96690231So true
>>96689473>What's everyone working on today?My motivation/discipline :(
>>96690258drink more water eat more eggs and fast in the morning until 2pm and stop eating past 9pm(including smoothies/high calorie drinks)
>>96690258How's that working out for you
>>96689508Orks are white coded dumbass
>>96689539God I hate when I pass the local elementary school and all the big breasted purple girls with mandibles swarm me
>>96690265>white coded
>>96689473I'm finally starting Bayards Revenge and cleaning up the repressor parts that finally arrived
>>96690258I believe in you anon.
>>96689473Gonna work on this beauty
>>96690261I do most of this already.>>96690262Not too well, but we'll see how today goes. Work tends to leave me mentally drained enough to not want to think or do much of anything when I get home. Been trying to get out of that funk.
>>96690273They're low-income brits, dumbass
>>96690277That piece is doing too much. The central tower sucks both in-universe (no way to climb it) and out-universe (ruins gameplay smoothness of the piece). Sadge.
>>96690277Shit looks like a giant drill battery. Kino
>>96690286Nta but it looks like there's a little bulkhead/trapdoor in the floor of the tower
>>96690273Preach brother
>>96690286I don't really care if it is good for gameplay, I've just always wanted this bastion. Feels good to make a childhood dream come true.
>>96690291>>96690286The duality of /tg/
>>96690277Living the dream
>>96690273damn I didn't know the ork hovels were actually african KWAB
>>96690105>>96690151So they're separate and don't actually count as Kabalite warriors for Raider, Venom, Stratagems or literally anything else. Am I understanding that right?So I can't split them and put them into a Venom
>>96689449>What's your least favorite faction?CustodesIK/CK>What is a singular thing you could add to make you like them?Delete them
>>96689449>TQcustards, the only way they could be made palpable is to fucking delete them and add ~3-4 squads (with SoS too) to Imperial Agents
>>96690356Correct. It's one of the biggest problems with the unit. It gets a whole bunch of keywords and abilities over Kabalites now, but loses a lot of the functional utility of them by not being able to interact with all those things that interact with Kabalite Warriors. They're not really Trueborn, they're not really a Court of the Archon, and they definitely aren't a Beastpack that can make use of that scout aggressively.
>>96690356The Data Sheet in question, in case you haven't actually seen it
>>96689568>want a named character apothecarywhy when you can make your own
>>96690300good for you anon
>>96690378I think he wants a juiced up datasheet (and before you say it, no nobody is going to play against a homebrewed one).
I finally managed to gather 8 people to start the campaign.The campaign features the following: 1. We start with a small roster of 500 points. 2. But after each game, you randomize 3 and then opponent selects the one of them to be added to your army. Always the weakest one. This way, the army grows from random units and there will be no competitive optimization. And that's great.I'll occasionally post updates about our campaign in these threads, sorry, Anon.So, we have the following factions: World Eaters with a detachment that gives them daemons. Eldar on bikes with a bikes detachment (i think he has the strongest army). AdMech with the Cult Mechanicus detachment. Grey Knights, Orks, Custodes, and Sisters of Battle who haven't chosen their detachments yet. And I'm playing the CSM, Renegade Riders. According to my background, they are Relictors.This photo shows my entire 500-point roster, but bikes are absent on the photo: 5 termies, 5 legionaries, rhino, termo-sorc.I played my first game on Saturday, against an AdMech. By turn three, he'd killed two of my units, and I'd killed two of his Skitarii models. But then, a squad of Terminators and a Sorcerer killed his entire army, and I won 69-32.
>>96690387Has anybody here ever played against homebrew datasheets?
What could GW do for 10e's end-of-edition campaign that would be as sweet as the introduction of boarding actions at the tail end of 9e?
New model reveals today? Or is that not an every-Monday thing?
>>96690413Updated Boarding Action rules using the Tomb World terrain for Necron Tomb ships to tie into the pirate theme of the next six months.
>>96690387>I think he wants a juiced up datasheetgay
>>96690413Boarding Actions 2: All Aboard.
>>96690414There will be new models just not for 40k
>>96689477You and I are of the same mind.
>>96690427It's been too long since Blood Bowl got some shine on it.
>>96690413Idk but hopefully the narrative will do something noteworthy with EC now that they have a codex.
>>96690435Trazyn will show up and mention having another Fulgrim on ice again and that's the best you can hope for
Rules for Iron Hands/White Scar characters are probably all we will see today for 40k. And then Wednesday they'll show off the detachments for them. Drukhari MFM and FAQ of Friday maybe.
>>96690409Yes, most people have no sense of proportion and give their OCs FNP and invuln on top of devastating bane master crafted weapons.Meanwhile I was running with a lieutenant that could throw 2 grenades per phase and a dreadnaught with extra OC aura because he gave good speeches.
>>96690364>>96690368That is so supremely ass holy fuck GW
Finished some more pathfinders, forgot all the annoying mould lines tau kits have for some reason.Not sure if they'll fit very well in a retaliation cadre list but maybe I'll do something with them down the line.
>>96690460Fuck off NPC
>>96690462>this post is extremely low quality
>>96690460>Finished some more pathfindersAbout average for a tau paintjob 5/10
>>96690480Lmao, gonna paint them as FS enclaves but on the fence since I've already got a maroon army with word bearers.
>>96690368Okay but this squad will absolutely annihilate scouts and infiltrators
>>96690368Do we have the point costs?
>>96690368>razorflails in this kill team import>but wyches don't get them
>>96689449I don't like it when people draw admech porn as just normal porn but with some half-assed red robes or mechadendrites attached. Go all-in or goon to another faction.
>>96690514what would an all-in admech porn even look like
>>96690408Did you paint your tank with a Sharpie
>>96690518>mostly machine>what skin remains is pallid, borderline necrotic>genitals may not even still exist, replaced with "superior genetic extraction implements">tags: Emotionless Sex, Tentacles, Teasing, Toys, [spoilers]Domination Loss, Handholding[/spoiler]Or at least go with a Biologis if you're goong to do that shitty bimbo hyper-expansion faggotry.
>>96690539>fucked up my spoilersIt's ogre
>>96690518NTR but with machine parts humiliating flesh parts
>>96690460>Not sure if they'll fit very well in a retaliation cadrenot really compared to stealth suits, but if you're willing to play agressive with them you might have some fun.
There's too much BLslop
Can I still take corsairs in my DE though?
>>96689449>bionic mouth>unhinged jaw>can FINALLY get a good bj>thank the fucking Omnissiah, the Motive Force, and the Emperor!>shit, throw Gork and Mork in there, too
god the trademarked named suck assand it's not just "aeldari" or "drukhari"if I hear anyone say they play "sororitas" or "astra militarum" they can just fuck right off with that behaivour
I wouldn't mind playing a game as sororitas, or perhaps astra militarum
>>96690575No
>>96690575Nope. Corsairs are no longer legal in DE. And Harlequins can't be used outside Reaper's Wager.
>>96690598You can go up against my aeldari, do you mind if I run some allied drukhari?
>>96690590How come Imperial Guard had to be changed to a trademarkable name but Imperial Agents or Knights can keep their generic designations?
>>96690604what's up with this model being posted so much
>>96690607yeah that sounds sweet dude, maybe I can get my cousin to bring his primaris adeptus astartes
>>96690509They do now, actually.Gladiatorial Weapons
>>96690611>40kg sperg stamping his feet and demanding to know why 40k models are being posted in 40kg
>>96690495We have codex points but those are wildly off. MFM update comes out this week but Goonhammer and AoW both got early preview copies for their reviews and were able to say what most of the point costs will be.
wych cults seem fun but man do they feel like massive buy in risk rn
>>96690618maybe post your own models instead?
>>96690611Someone with an axe to grind thinks it belongs to his ex or something
>>96690621Maybe just buy a squad and a hq as a painting project and wait and see.That way you can figure out if you'd like painting a whole army of them, and gives a bit of time for any FAQ's and balance updates to come out that might sway your decision.
>>96690622>>96690623well thank god we can finally confirm this is not the throoder
>>96690604>>96690606Man, I fucking hate GW sometimes
>>96690622>Lochan the MartyrYou know what else this model needs? Scourge's bat wings. Wait, scratch that, better ye, one scourge wing and one angel wing for peak OC donut energy.
>>96690539The bimbo stuff looks better than whatever you came up with.
>>96690541Just press ctrl+s next time friend.
>>96690631well i will be getting the new BF and likely boarding patrol down the line so it's not like i will be missing wyches themselves, moreso that their range seems rather fiddly in how good they are edition in and out and ending up with 30 models of screening chaff for 270pt give or take kinda just makes for poor power trips even when headcanoning, rest of the cult units i recon will either limbo in legends till refresh or potentially change conceptually hence the added risk
>>96690622>>96690632I'm fairly certain that IS his model, theres no photo of it from that angle with that lighting, the closest we have is this It's still suspicious
>>96690109Hey now, there was some rough riders and an emotional support sentinel too
>>96690654It's in an earlier post where the guy posted some wip pictures, stop being schizophrenic
>>96690637Then you aren't ready for TRVE and SOVL admech porn>>96690638I do when I'm not dirty dumb phoneposting scum
>>96690658But that's not true, i just looked through all the images
>want to paint more and finish my army >cant due to needing to sleep for work>shifts are 10 hrs + 5 days a week >get home and too drained to do anything >sleep most of the day on off days>mfw literal wagecuckanyone else with some wip project(s) know this feel ? i feel so timegated by work and it sucks.......
>>96690661Damn it anon.
>>96690611I posted it. I don't know the drama related to it's ownership, I just think it's funny how much of an overdesigned clusterfuck this kitbash is.
>>96690663
>>96690669There's no drama, some schizophrenic terminally online faggot thought his ex boyfriend posted it based on some flimsy evidence
>>96690671Anon I was talking about the original image >>96690604 and that the closest we have to that is the image I attached to that post.I apologise if that was unclear
>>96690664>normalized 10 hour shiftsI bet you're american
>>96690664>10 hour shiftsGrim.
>>96690664Whatever they're paying you isn't enough to live your one life like that.
>>96690664My country is trying to lower the work day to 7 hours with same pay as 8. Imagine, 5 extra hours to masturba- I mean paint a week.
>>96690664>t.the raped
>>96690664>10 hours a day>5 days a weekLMAOOOOOOOI work 10 hours a day (well, 9.5hrs for 2 days, 10 for the others) 4 days a week and get paid out the ass for ityou need a better job anon
I really like the Harlequin warlord, but he should just post with timestamp so the schizos can settle down.
>>96690623Why everything is so disproportioned?
rules need to RETVRN to making narrative sensewhy did a mark of nurgle chaos marine have fnp? well because you may have just hit excessive flesh and he doesnt care(well, I recall MoN giving +1 T, cant remember if it gave fnp too)why did a dark eldar have fnp? well because he's used to excruciating pain and is off his nut on combat stimms like a crackhead so he doesnt care, fnp was granted from power from painthen you had rules like "fnp doesnt work against instant death" because yeah, if you're turned into a puddle from a meltagun, how can either of those examples defend against it that wouldnt be represented by other rules such as an invun?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/rcgz9jbn/customise-your-space-marines-with-a-set-of-fifty-new-heads-and-helmets/More marine shit! More! MORE!
>>96690736like what is lethal hits or sustained hits supposed to represent?why does devastating wounds ignore all armour and invun saves?
>>96690736I liked when tanks had a different defensive profiles depending on which side is getting hit.
>>96690736like how having cybernetics is sometimes a FNP sometimes an invul and sometimes just both because fuck it
>>96690743This is cool actually, but a shame they only do it for Spess Mareens (not true actually Cadians have a sprue like this too). I want one for my Votann
>>96690743we wuz romans n sheit
>>96690746sustained fire represents a weapon firing so much or whatever that it blankets you in fire
>>96690747vehicle armour and templates need to come back, as long as they're the fixed HH3 versions
I showed restraint and didn't buy the toilet minis. Maybe for a potential april collage joke theme
>>96690743That counts as a another Ultramarines releaseWhat are we on, six weeks in a row now?
>>96690757that would be represented by the amount of attacks the gun shoots
>>96690757Isn't that Rapid Fire? And sometimes Twin-linked? Suppressed? Pinned?When is one applicable and not the others.
>>96690743anons, has it gotten worse?
>>96690743i asked for this unironically as long as the majority of the box is beakies and mk7 helmets i will pay pig it
>>96690765>When is one applicable and not the others.When GW says so.
>>96690743I think it's funny that Space Marines hog even the majority of the dead body basing decorations releases now
>>96690743All the racists ITT complaining about black heads can STFU now because they made an entire pack with plenty of extra white dude heads for you if you a black nose makes you lose your mind
>>96690780Fishing for replies already?
>>96690765twin-linked is supposed to represent guns with two barrels aligned so its two side by side shots together that either hit or miss but a hit is two potential wounds hence the reroll
>>96690782Its true.
>>96690743>angry vader helmet is back>only 2 per 51 headsPAY UP PIGGIES>>96690776It's because they're the jobbers of the setting
>>96690765Rapid fire is when the targets get close enough for you to flick the giggle switch on your rifle. Sustained is lots of inconsistent shots at any range. Like tesla guns sometimes arcing.
IT'S PRICE INCREASES DAYTAKE YOUR BETS ON WHO GETS THE BIGGEST BUFFS TO THEIR COLLECTION VALUE ON THE SECONDARY MARKET
>>96690789So do Dakka Dakka Orks have magical ricochet bullets that sometimes hit three guys?
>>96690790
Herro, Shitty Wok, take your order prease
>>96690794They shoot a shitload of dakka and sometimes they're luckier than other times.
>>96690789on tesla weapons it makes sense, because thats entirely what its supposed to represent as tesla weapons always had that rule (6s to hit cause 2 additional hits)but on other guns there isnt really a lick of sense to it
>>96690790admech stocks stronger than everbout to hit 2 dollars per point
>>96690788There's something off about those MkVII helmets but I can't quite place what it is. Like the proportions are off somehow but I just can't quite tell where.
>>96690743Wow, just want everyone wanted, shitloads of bare heads!
>>96690798>Inquisitor Denton, in da fresh
>>96690798did they just photoshop the heads onto older model pics lol?
>>96690798That head is clearly just blutacked in place so they can swap it out for another one later and move this head over to a whitescar for another promotional picture later
>>96690798
>>96690807here come the helmet autismos
>>96690743OH BOY!
>>96690798Why does this one promo photo have little text on it (underneath the nozzle)
>>96690803Makes sense to me. I'm not even saying all the rules do, but that one does to me at least. Shitload of bullets downrange sometimes chewing a lot of bodies up, sometimes not. Representing weapons that rely on volume of fire. Or anything where the volume of hits can differ due to other factors, like tesla.
>>96690813I had completely forgotten this game was even announced.
>>96690743>all those unhelmeted facesDo marinefags even enjoy that enough to pay for it? I don't play marines so I can't speak on it, but if I did play em I'd want MAYBE one or two unhelmeted marines to represent the mist special of snowflakes in my army, and even then I'd be more inclined to just give them the coolest possible helmet instead
>>96690776Ah yes the mystery xenos skull, third from the right, bottom row.What ARE you skull, not ork or Ogryn but close enough in size it could probably kill a marine in hand to hand combat
>>96690743That’s a lot of heads.
>>96690830it's just another, bigger ork
>>96690803speaking of tesla weaponselectro priests have a sustain 2 weapon in range and melee and its been very fun to fuck arounds with cawls all phases full rerolls on that
>>96690743MORE FUCKING MARINESHIT
>>96690743who's this for? who's going to buy this? why make this instead of a box entirely of angry helmets, beakie helmets and bucket helmets?
>>96690836Nah nose hole is different, much longer and narrower, and it has a bottom jaw but no top jaw visible, and much bigger eye sockets
>>96690771>as long as the majority of the box is beakies and mk7 helmets i will pay pig it6/17
So next year we are going to get 5 combat patrols with new character models for all the Chaos Space Marines subfactions, right? Red Corsairs, Nightlords, Iron Warriors, Alpha Legion, and Word Bearers? It won't JUST be Huron, right?
>>96690798Sargeant Ho Lee Shi turned to his assistant pilot We Too Lo with an expression of utter dismay.
>>96690806It looks like the grill juts out at a weird angular raise on each side (or is just thinner and more angular, hard to tell from a photo) rather than being a flat grill.
>>96690842Come on dude, don't you want your marines to STAND OUT, like THESE guys do?
>>96690844>Nah is differentbecause it's a bigger ork, bigger orks are not just scaled up orks
>>96690830its a reference to the old long ass ork faceon the actual kit its easier to see its a top jaw missing all its teeth
>>96690840My blob of tesla immortals with a 5+ sustain 2 plasmancer has been a constant presence in almost every game I've had. chaff-b-gone.
>>96690743Come up Marinepiggys time for your weekly meal!
>>96690857But why would the skull have lip wrinkles?
>>96690743Just remember how many other factions got their finecast deleted rather than remade so we could have more marines at the end of the edition
>>96690862so you the player can tell its supposed to be an ork skull
>>96690861I AM A PIG AND I EAT SLOP
>>96690763>That counts as a another Ultramarines releaseHow?
>>966907434 of these were/are meant to be FSM heads, I can feel it
>>96690867I mean I agree woth you it's probably meamt to be an ork skull, it just looks really odd for one. Could easily pass it off as some minor xenos skull for your deathwatch team or something
>>96690743I'm all for more customization, more helmets is goodThis should have been 2 kits: one for bare heads and one for helmets.I hope they'll do more kits like these to customize the other part of the armor, like chests, greaves, powerpacks, etc.
>>96690830It does have the same frowny brow as the other ork skulls
>>96690862
>>96690873But anon, the Furry Space Marines just got a new killteam.
>>96690842I'm buying it to make my marines individuals. the faceless mook thing is for you xenosfags
>>96690856>>96690857>>96690876huh there you go, mystery solved
>>96690798>Female Space Marine HeadsDid you think we wouldn't notice, GW?
>>96690880>I'm buying it to make my marines individualswahooo just like in my marvel movies!
>>96690882Begging you to stop jerking off to your anime vtubers and go outside and look at real women (that isn't one of them)
>/40kg/ - phrenology posting
>>96690877You know what? Fair enough. I haven't looked at my own skull in a while and forgot some of the finer details. I consneed.
>>96690882he's just zesty
>>96690743>YESHHSH MORE MARINE HECKING MINES SO DIVERSE AND POCFRIENDLYY SO HECKIN HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND ROMANUM HELMETII OOOOO I LITEARLY GAPE MY BEARDED MOUTH. OOO HHH MORE MARINES MORE MARINES FOR ME
>>96690890You don't work at all.
>>96690885Good point, that face is WAY more feminine than the average black female
>>96690880>I'm buying it to make my marines individuals
>>96690885You got some weird taste in vtubers if you think they look like that head
>>96690829Marine heads are the most disappointing thing in the world to me. Sometimes they have cool-sculpted faces. But I'm not a fag, so I've never going to glue a bare head on a marine body, and the heads are too big too use for headswaps on 95% of other "human" models. A complete waste of good-looking plastic.
>>96690882looks like a Baki character
>>96690880It's literally impossible to do a faceless ork army without a metric shitload of secondhand bits thobeight
>>96690664>Only 10hrs a day for 5 days a weekSoft hands typed this, you'd never make it on my road crew bud
>>96690882>BlackAsian phenotypeTruly gim compilation you just know he gets all all the names in the shower as he is a toy of both in fagging sessions
>>96690883>>96690899Like I said, the faceless mook shit is for you xenosfags
>>96690905I did the 4-days-on-4-days-off schedule for a while myself and that was pretty brutal. Can't imagine doing it long term.
>>96690882Made for the deldar buckbreaking pens. Downright peculiar feller, that one.
>>96690905This boomer mentality of thinking working 12 hours a day to stuff someone elses pockets is some kind of nobilitation will never stop being funny to me
I wonder if GW will get bored of the typical white/black/asian face types and start exploering more niches racial looks for new heads shapes, maybe some pacific islander heads sometime
>>96690911>more faces than the average marine armyUhhh....Anon...Do you...do you not know what a face is?
>>96690866GW could have at least done a box of plastic grotesques
>>96690901You sound like a fag
>>96690743wtf marines have FACES?!
God, just imagine the soulless board discussion where they discussed releasing a pack of heads, KNOWING that what people want is cool helmets and that nobody gives a shit about bare heads. Imagine them discussing back and forth on what the minimum number of helmets they could put in a box to bait whales into buying multiple packs was.
>>96690880>I'm not like the other marines, I'm an individual!
>>96690930they already released draxus and his bird
>>96690924>boredIt's when the american market will be bored of the "representation" grift that GW will drop it.Don't ever think it wasn't pandering for money.
>>96690940Whoa, nice new ogryn sculpts!
>>96690929there are no individuals in that swarm, they are interchangable and the same. no personality like the nids and you. the marines have expressions and scars and bionics and hair styles and different noses and eyes and even the service buds speak to character and history and personality. none of which you will find in your sea of gaunts, xenosfag
Sergeant Brows, take your sq- I mean Sergeant THAERON, take your squad to the left flank. (Fuck, I did it AGAIN)
>>96690940>the two on the rightHow long has GW been reusing face CADs?
>>96690948>he doesn't recognise tim from bioship kidney accounting
>>96690948>there are no individuals in that swarm, they are interchangable and the sameThis but marines. Having the same face repeat 12+ times in an army is no different than a swarm of nids with different loadouts
>muh brown peopleThis is the 198373 time we've been over this
>>96690911>>96690948Okay now refute >>96690904 instead of cherrypicking the literal hive swarm faction.
>>96690958every marine kit comes with unique bare head bits, but being a xenosfag you don't know this.
>>96690948>needing "character" and "personality" for every random faggot in a squadunironically go back to watching capeshit you npc faggot
>>96690938I can only imagine as they all pretend to not know that most alternative heads now are 3d printed, even people who don’t own one buy them off etsy
>>96690953GW reuses cads all the time. It’s why Primaris are so boring
I hate the fucking mk10 paintball mask. Bring back angry helmets
>>96690959And yet they keep making brown people models that no one buys
>>96690970So do eldar, deldar, votann etc, shitposter
>>96690983Just paint it white nigga
>>96690924There are lots of different head and hairstyles that would be cool, but are difficult to represent on a miniature half the size of your pinky finger. They also have to fit inside a space marine helmet
>>96690977Enjoy your new legally distinct MK VII helmets
>>96690970Even nids have minor face variations, funnily enough. Hell, genestealers can go full on ymgarl
>>96690780They still added black heads for no reasons
>>96690943True good point. Its so fucking surface level as well. We don't have any cool native american faces. Just generic tough rugged white and black faces with a few asian faces sometimes
>>96690987But we're not allowed to like Russians anymore
>>96690885>vtubers out of no where
>>96691001>ever liking russians in the first placengmi
>>96690933And Still Better Than You
>>96690990They're just reusing the variations old kits had.But now it's DLC
>>96690985There are, ironically, more unique eldar helmets than primaris space marine helmets
>>96690987I would really love to see all of these heads photoshopped to be white people just to see how hilariously off-model they all look.
>>96691006I find their massive loss of life fighting off the nazi invasion admirable and heroic, even if a lot of lives being lost was self inflicted and the horrors the red army themselves committed. Peak 40k army in form and function and ideal as well
>>96690953Never? These are all unique individuals with their own characteristics and quirks
>>96691006Funny accents, funny hats, cool coats, and cool guns go a long way, fren. Also>missing the obvious joke because you're too NAFObrained to even tolerate joking backhanded "praise"Tell me anon, would an unironic slavsimp really be calling them white niggers?
>>96690998Some people will use them, so thats the reason.
>>96690664>>96690664While i have normal working hours, i have two kids, who i spend almost all my time with, so yeah, i know that feeling.BTW, do you deside people, who spend like 2 hours on painting a single troops model, which they need like 40? Because i do.
>>96691029This implies the people saying "paint them however you want :^)" are doing so in good faith.The truth is most shitposters/bootlickers are tribalistic faggots, they think being annoying means they win at life.
>>96691006>being pro-NaziEnjoy your bullet to the neck, fascist
>>96691037Christ in heaven.>Finally some alternate helmets>THIRTY MILLION GARBAGE BARE HEADS, CURSE BE ON YE
>>96691042stupid autocorrection. No "decide", but "despise"
>>96691033You have a point about the actual people, but communism is gay and just a step down from the mafia.
Prepare for the space marine helmet kit to be sold on ebay/bits seller and having all the helmets be out of stock while all the other bits have 12 left in stock.
>>96691042>mfw I spend 10+hrs on a single troop
>>96690525With marker, yeah
>>96691037>quirksMy Hero Academia sucks ass
>>96691042Spent my whole painting session today cleaning overspill and listening to audiobooks in peace and quiet :)
>>96691068Never read that shit, I only know the fanbase is weirdly obsessed with cuckoldry.
Yohttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/tqw4l4sz/muster-mighty-forces-with-seven-new-warhammer-40000-battleforce-boxes/
>>96691048So how many kits will you be buying?
>>96691042>Hating people for taking a time to do somethingI'm gonna be real, if you had to wait in line and the guy in front of you took 2 hours for a 15 minute thing, I'd understand the feeling. But despising people for either taking their time or being slow in the confine of their homes, doing hobby, for themselves... I think that's a new level of autism/antisocial personality disorder.You're gonna need to explain that one to me chief.
>>96690882How is that a female face?
>>96691080Huh, GW actually restrained themselves to one Marine one
>>96691080There you go, they did it
>>96690743>More marine shit! More! MORE!
>>96691080Did Valrak the fat mention a Votann one? I don't recall him doing so
>>96691095Two
>>96691083Zero, I'm not buying 51 heads when all I care about are the 17 helmets.
Good news Aeldari fans! After the unmitigated success of Voidscarred, Mike Brooks has ben contracted to write three new books about the Aeldari and Drukhari! Here's a sneak peek of them;>Path of Peace; A young Aeldari of Biel Tan must go against her Craftworld's traditions of war and violence to steer her people to a better tomorrow, even if she must face adversity from the very people she's trying to save>At The Sunset; Upon his return to Craftworld Ulthwe, Farseer Eldrad Ulthran is asked to oversee the training of a newly annointed Seer. To his shock, he finds that they have power beyond even his own, but he must train them quickly to stop an oncoming Ork assault>Until Death Do Us Part; Finding herself suddenly attracted to a Succubus long loyal to her, Yvraine realizes she knows nothing of romance. To remedy this, the Hearld of Ynnead departs to Commoragh seeking the aid of a once-trusted confidant; Lelith Hesperax
>>96691104One loyalist, 2 traitor So pretty restrained
>>96691080>Farsight box is realNeat, and it even has a broadside so I can go ahead and make the 3 tekkadan gundams, still not sure what to do for Gusion.
>>96691100Wrong image, these are primaris.
>>96691114>the gayest gundam series>somehow even gayer than the one drawn by a literal yaoi artistNo wonder you like it lmao
>>96691080Fuck that nid one is dogshit
>>96691080>the venomcrawler has to come with the obliterators because they’re still on the same fucking sprueAmazing
>>96691128It's a perfect place to get all your bigmons if you somehow haven't yet I guess. The votann one is truly disappointing, not a single new unit and only a bunch of the lamest unit set. Those shirtless slayer wannabes are just so sad.
>>96691121Use this one, is even more smug
>A common Tzeentch daemon is a long limbed (think like the current idea of the wendigo in horror slop videos) animal with a boar mouth and huge teethMan theres so much cool shit in the liber chaotica
>>96689683eyh, that was the first mini I did too, you did a much better work than me on the shield, along with the blood splash on the hammer
>>96691131lmao Based GW giving you the 2 for 1 deal
But 40k has never been more popular and profitable tho.
>>96691080crusher stamepede one is goodits like all our best monsters right now and a screamer killer
>>96691131But they're also sold separately?
>>96691131Pray they keep it that way otherwise they'll waste a release slot doing even worse obliterators and a redundant demon engine
>>96691122I think your own bias affected your views of the series.
>>96691144Where?
>>96691141Marines are so profitable GW is remaking Primaris Upgrade sprues instead of updating armies because they’ll outsell those updates.
>>96691144Nope
>>96691149It's literally the only gundam ass enough for me to drop it, and I've watched ZZ. The mobile suit designs are nothing to write home about either.
>>96691150Nevermind I hallucinated, could of sworn they were seperate on the online store
>>96691097>the eight!>6 models
>>96691128It's not bad (if you don't plan on buying muiltiple) but GW will never top their peak from 7th ed
>>96691080please GW...just one admech discount box...
ugly asian woman
>>96691156Well that's a shame, but some things aren't for everyone.Btw, what army do you play?
>>96691166>admech>discount It would be hilarious if they just did a discount box full of electro priests
>>96691121don't try to be funny, just be yourself
>>96691169
>>96691166Monkey Paw curls
did James forget that warriors are supposed to be part of crusher stampede?
>>96691183Not admech, no monkey paw has curned
>>96691169Huh, they've updated the pic to remove the text it had over the gun >>96690798
>>96691134As someone who only has Votann for Kill Team and Necromunda I am kind of interested in it.It has a lot of Ironkin, crew members and HQs that could be used for Necromunda squats. The close combat guys do suck though, and if you worked out the discount math it might just end up being "get them effectively for free to get all the other stuff you like"
>>96691186Sold separately, faggot
>>96691134>not a single new unitthats wrong though there are 2 of the new units (earthshakers and karpicus)
>>96690798>>96691193What does "MEE TO GW (S24)" even mean?
>>96691128I appreciate it because it tries to cram as many different kits in it, but they fucked up by including the neuro and skrillex instead of more monsters of the same size category
>>96691169That's actually a completely normal central asian male.
>>96691210I hate that pesky venomcrawler
>>96691210the problem is they got a grand total of two monster HQ choicesits either neuro + screamer that are attached on the sprue or another hive tyrant its a lose lose
>>96691080Are these the new Christmas boxes or are these like pre-Christmas boxes and we get more boxes during Christmas?
>>96691231I don't think many people care about these not being proper armies
>>96691164didnt some of them die?
>>96691103this gotta be like 350 points worth of modelswhere's the rest?
>>96691171Orks.Shitposting and vitriol at Mari Okada's terrible writing aside, I think it'll be cool if you can properly translate your favorite gundam suits into your tau army. All my favorite suits are either mostly monocolor or inapplicable to tau (Rick Dias, Tallgeese v1, Guntank) so it'd be hard to carry them on scheme alone without heavy kitbashing.
>>96691181>picIs this a common story?
>>96691080the local anti-EC schizo isn't going to be happy about that Blissbound Warband set
>>96691237yeah, but they survived
>>96691165How much did that cost back in the day? If they came up with a box like that now days it would easily be 250€ at very least
>>96690761>restraintMore like cowardice.
>>96691250probably
Every fucking day with you people
>>96691252nobody really cares
>>96691289at this point I honestly only drop by to look at anons models, having any form of sane discussion is literally impossible here
>>96691289Is there a schizo meltdown? Minor sneeding over the marine heads but that's pretty tame for this place
>>96691080CSM one kind of fun, I'd consider it
>>96691249>Tallgeese v1kind of based
>>96691238its actually almost 600
>>96691080Kinda odd there is no Eldar box when they had a big release this year Would pair well up against the EC too
>>96691097any guess if the box is still worth it if I dont need farsight?
>>96691335They can’t because then people will realise how lowkey expensive Eldar actually are
>>96691337the rest are pretty much tau staples
>>96691103I really don't like their melee unit designs. LOV are a trainwreck.
>>96691080Man the nid one sucks ass since everyone already has the two starter set minis and no need for more.
>>96691335They should shut up and be happy that GW gave them two fewer kits than Space Wolves
Good Monday morning fellas! Lets have a positive event filled work week with some fantastic Warhammer games and model building sprinkled in!
>>96691344yeah, thats why Im still interested in the box. Im just wondering if there is still a discount on the box if you basically exclude farsight or is it better to buy the other 3 kits seperately.
Wow these battleforce boxes suck.
>>96691337Depends on the price. You'll use the units for sure if that's all you're worried about
>>96691315I'm probably gonna buy the Gundam skirmish game starter set solely for Tallgeese and the Leos
>Abaddon? The warmaster of chaos who wields a sword that drinks souls and has the power of chaos undivided?>Nah, I'd win
>>96691387If you're gonna buy everything else anyway you might be able to just resell the farsight.
>>96691394This but unironically (and provable on tabletop)
>>96691394
>>96691274Maybe. But I also dont know if the world is ready for a chapter of marines that look like this riding toilet seat bikes.
>>96691404>The Spooky Dookies>The Legion of the Dumps>The Brapping Bats>The Silver Shits>The Order of the Profane Throne>The Loathsome Dung Eaters
>>96691394The Betrayer has stronger plot armour than Abaddon, who better to defeat some trying to fufill a 10k year old plan than a berserker with no long term plan from beyond the moment hes in right now
>>96691424It's 40k who gives a fuck about the plotRetards who don't read books other than BL slop that's who
>>96691432shut up faggot, no one is asking for your inane commentary
>>96691394t.siggy
>>96691440Uh oh tranny meltie
>>96691444but enough about you
>>96691394Shoot him with a handful of ork rockets. Throw a bomb squig. Throw a grenade. Hit him with a truck and a funny hammer. I'd win easily.
>>96691394cant wait for a random xenos to kill abadabbadoo and make every chaos freak seethe
>>96691440>t.secondary that only interacts with 40k via lore
>>96691440Post models
Kill Abby? Nah, he should still be around to seethe about it when Lorgar takes his job. That'd be funny.
>>96691080Me on my way to buy a billion Krieg boxes (I will resell them on ebay for +50%)
>>96691393same
>>96691080>CSMactually has everything i wanted for 2k list of cabal, tempting but im spread thin enough already>votannas much as i want most of the box the kapricus and earthshakers are no go>taui guess if you can somehow snipe retaliation cadre box you will only need the combat patrol to have *a* list since now you even get normal suits to lead>EC pretty standard for those who waited for fulgrimbox, practical winner of an anemic model range>krieg and SMi know nothing of how practical these are
>>96691080Fuck the DKoK one is good but my original army set with the cavalry is still sitting in the closet unopened I don't need any more models
>Get Voidscarred to listen to at work>Within the first five chapters Orks outsmart and outgun the Corsairs twice, with one chapter being almost entirely dedicated to the Orks calling the Eldar cowardsSo that's just how it is, I guess.
>>96691546That's basically any black library interaction between eldar/dark eldar and orks. The writers are total fags.
what went through GWs head when they made votann berserkers and didn't make them space slayer dwarfs?it was actually the easiest win of all time
>>96691546They're the one group in 40k that gets the setting, of course they are the smartest.
>>96691546It’s an Eldar book, did you expect them to be cool? To actually do things???
>>96690012He’s not bigger than current gen terminators, just stands out with the bigger base and pose. Speaking from experience of fighting against him with some termies of my own: DA deathwing knights and old Dark Vengeance box set shooty deathwing termies.
>>96691555I assume they got the same retard who did the kharadron overlords to do the votann
>>96691080>tfw tempted to start admech if they got a battleforce>they don't>army that I'm selling gets one insteadprobably a sign to be fair, I could afford a decent oled monitor for the cost of an admech army.
>>96691546>eldar are retarded>oh noYou guys need to stop being surprised about one of their core traits since the start.
>>96691546>beaten in their own novel again awardPeople really think than Brooks will write good eldar book, lol lmao even. Atleast he add much gay and blackdar stuff, so he did what he want
>>96691555Votann should be oompa loompas or garden gnomes. The destiny aesthetic is so boring.
>>96691573Someone looked at this and said "This is what gamers want"
>>96691546nothing wrong with thatorks are professionals, eldar corsairs are amateurs
>>96691590It's not even that they're retarded.The first time the Orks tried to cut them off from a webway gate with a big fleet, which the Corsairs dodged through and escaped.But the second time happened immediately afterwards with the Corsairs emerging into the Webway only to find Ork ships already there sacking their outpost.Also it's full of whiny bullshit complaining about Craftworlds listening to Seers.
>>96691555>we NEED them to be different>why?>we just do, ok?!
>>96690678yes :(>>96690722i acrually get paid really well as a hair stylist its just the hours are b r u t a l >>96690905>soft hands>he is a proud wageslavemy hands are actually pretty well maintained for a hairdresser and ill habe you know im on my feet that entire time. >12 hourssuch a good goy. make your masters proud piggie.....
>>96691080>no eldar
>>96691679and nothing value was lost
>>96691679Dark Eldar are on life support and no one besides comp players like craftworlds and they already own them.
>>96689473
>>96691394Wasn't eldrad about to kill abaddon once but he got saved? What a bitch lol
Someone redpill me on Lord Discordants. Are they good now? I took a break early in 10th.
>>96691377Thank you, I needed this extra motivation today.
>>96691546More spoilers please.
>>96691707You should prolong the break, 10th is ass
>>96691713You're most welcome fren!
>>96691377>Doakes.ancient chinese manuscript
>>96691721>1 successful crusade Is that right?
>>96691749That is right, storm of chaos didn't happen.
>>966911773 planes and a dominus
>>96691714There's been at least two instances of complaining about Craftworld Eldar which can be summed up as "Why don't CWE just try doing [Thing CWE have explicitly not been able to do]" and "Why do CWE let to Seers tell them what to do?" as if the reasons weren't already made abundantly clear.The MC is supposed to be an experienced and intelligent Baron but he just comes across as a whiny teenager.
>>96691749why did you post a blank image?
Fuck this is pretty neat, how much are these usually? Just wish it had a forgefiend.
>>96691763>The MC is supposed to be an experienced and intelligent Baron but he just comes across as a whiny teenager.Because Mike Brooks is mentally a whiny teenager. Literally every non-ork character in his ork books are also just whiny teenagers.
>>96691779170-190 (more often than not 190) euro
>>96691779Just wait an hour, auspex will do a value breakdown
>>96691749Much like tiananmen square that never happened.
>>96691097>That'll be $300, piggy
>>96691804Most auspicious statement. May your dao ever develop towards higher realms and your social credit be abundant.
>>96691749Wow look at that noble Space Wolf hero standing strong amidst the destruction of his fellow Fenrisians, iconic to say the least.
>>96691749This was the biggest Ork W across both settings and they fucking retconned it...
>>96691721Why does Archaon have a minecraft sword?
Is a Saturnine Praetor without the shoulderpads a good proxy for a Primarch?I want to do a very ambitious Kitbash that is more than likely above my skill level, but I wanna get a rough ideal before starting.
>>96691785The secondary protagonist has arrived and there's just been a mixture of shitting on Seers and simultaneously explicitly glazing and implicitly shitting on Lelith.>MC got in an argument with a Farseer about wanting to be more warlike and being told to calm the fuck down, leading to him leaving with most of the Craftworld's fleet>Orks attack the weakened Craftworld, which manages to survive>New Admiral (secondary MC) does the same as the MC and argues with the Seers, who tell him they need to lay low and repair instead of looking to get involved in more wars to get allies>Suddenly Lelith attacks out of nowhere with no warning conveniently bypassing the Seers' foresight, sacking the Craftworld (which was already crippled and weakened by the Orks and infighting, certainly a big accomplishment for her)>Second Admiral take the rest of the fleet and leaves to join the MCI don't think Brooks filly understands the concept of extended consequences for actions.
>>96691080I would have liked a lord kakophonist in there, but I will grab this at 20% off for Christmas.
>>96691897No, get something better
>>96691897Not reallyIt looks really bland without the shoulders and lacks all of the chapter specific bling
Coomers won
>>96691946Instead of Chapter bling I was going to absolutely deck it out in Pain Engine bits and have a Cronos head.I got a spare raider and wanted to level up my painting/kitbashing skills by doing a Pain Engine Khan. But finding the correct size to base it off of is painful.
>>96691948always have
>>96691164um akshually that box has 16 minatures
>>96691899Dark Eldar are explicitly difficult for seers and sorcerers to find or see because their withered souls don't leave much imprint in the warp compared to most races, so Lelith bypassing their detection isn't that big an asspull.
>>96691948Enough
>>96692019Not enouh lewd commissars, we need more.
admech bros ! h-how we holding up ?
>>96692030I don't honestly know.
>>96691791Saved you a wait
>>96691899Brooks is your your classic aging establishment "rebel" who thinks he's rebelling against the system he's very much embedded in and a propagandist forAuthority figures = bad, it's really that simple. What's funny to me is these characters/conflicts sound more or less exactly like his magos characters in Brutal Kunnin, but at least there it worked better since admech are known for secretive backbiting and politicking
>>96691707Yes they got a nice glowup 2 balance dataslates ago
I love this fatty
>>96691749Based. Have to keep these cocksucking archaonfags honest.
>>96692037i come closer to roping every day
>>96692038Ravager 115Kabs 115Incubi 90Archon 80Raider 85If you use an archon enhancement the OOP drukhari CP has more points than the farsight cadre box
>>96691779How many points is this? Is this a good start for CSM?
>>96692038>Krieg box isn't enough 500 pointslmao
>>96692009t.Mike Brooks
>>96692061>in a comic book store a little while ago>guy stocking the shelves has a cog mechanicus tattoo>say it's cool and ask how admech are doing>he looks and me with dead eyes and says "its hard man" and goes back to stocking shelves
>>96692061Feels good to be a nogames so I can just appreciate the cool minis we have without worrying about their dogshit rules
>>96692065That Drukhari CP is literally one of the best discount boxes they have ever made so that's hardly a fair comparison.
>>96692009It's not her doing it that's annoying, but rather her inclusion at all even thought the Craftworld was already crippled.There's no nuance or plot to it. Just "And here's the exact thing that lets the plot happen coming to pass". And that occurance is the second most famous and powerful Dark Eldar character in the setting just sorta showing up to sack an already thrashed minor Craftworld.Oh and we're back to an Ork Chapter now where they speak like retards from a Saturday morning cartoon.
>>96692073It comes up in Pariah Nexus too that they can raid there with minimal ill effects because of their lessened souls while Craftworlds Eldar feel crippling agony.
>>96692100It's because that event already happened in the Lelith book that got published last year. It shows that exact event from the side. She goes to the weakened Craftworld specifically because it is weak and vulnerable and they won't see her coming. This is just the fallout being examined from the other side.
>>96691272It was $170 back in the daywe didn't know how good we had it...
>>96692108But that doesn't means than farseers or daemons cant see them. Soullessing are not equal to pariah. In your logic, tau is invisible for sorcerers, because they dont imprint in the warp too
>>96692117Anon you're missing the pointWhy is Lelith fucking Hesperax, the greatest Wych in Commoragh, arguably one of the greatest Gladiators in the Galaxy, and one of the most infamous raiders around, personally leading an attack on some random minor Craftworld?
>>96692053Speaking of fatties, where is the Plump FemMagnus poster?
>>96692146because she fancies doing that?
>>96692156He got a warning and hasn't posted since so I assume they extended that to a ban. Good riddance.
>>96692160Seems a bit beneath her, doesn't it?
>>96692009>Dark Eldar are explicitly difficult for seers and sorcerers to find or see because their withered souls don't leave much imprint in the warp compared to most races,Nice headcanon Mike but it's quite opposite, since DE souls shines in warp for demons as much as their craftworld cousins.
>>96692184She's a humble gal who enjoys her downtime.
Kinda wish they reintroduced psykers to deldar but only in form of auras on something like haemonculus
How would you lads paint a Christmas themed marine? I'm thinking of buying a tactical squad box and just painting everyone like different variations of Christmas colours.
>two of my friends already called our LGS to make sure they get the SM head upgrade kit in It's fucking bleak in these trenches
>>96692226Look for sallyfag in the archive. His dudes are basically Christmas marines. I think there’s even a guide (lmao) for how to paint them.
>>96692251Why are you always so sarcastic and nasty about model posters?
>>96692226personally i would just do red and white, santa colours and probably create some fur trimSemi related but I made some easter marines with my wife a couple of years ago.
>>96692249In those poorfag trenches of yours, most certainly!
I want to pick up a Space Marine army and Raven Guard looks cool, is the 10e combat patrol worth it or is there a better starting point?
>>96692257NTA but it's kinda true, you'd only need to add some christmas accents, the basic colors are spot on
It's becoming more and more apparent that Voidscarred is about super kewl punk rebel (mostly DEldar) Corsairs totally owning the boomer Craftworld chuds while Orks discuss enslaving Eldar to turn a planet into a giant Rok.
>>96692290Cry some more NPC
>>96692251It is the first anon I thought of when I got the inspiration to do Christmas marine ornaments, love his colour tones too.>>96692266These look great, definitely inspires me to go forward with this plan.
>>96692251I mean it's true, his paint job looks fucking garish. The slopped on wash and non existentant highlights don't help. Neither do the blue robes
>>96691948>t. 30 year old virginYou haven’t won anything.
>>96692304Don't be disingenuous, he started doing highlights. They're still fairly thick but he's getting there.
>>96690743I could unironically see myself getting one set of this depending on priceMostly just for Character building.
>>96692304Lets see your models
>>96692315
>>96692249just tell them, save the MTG resturant post, crop it so only the words "1. I am a pig and I eat slop" are present and sent it to them
>>96692324these suck lol
>>96692329these aren't his
>>96692324These are fine but Sally mogs you bro
>>96692348
>>96692347Lmfao>"post models">posts models>"uhhhh t-those arent yours"
OMG I can finally depict my wife's bf as a Space Marine!!!
>>96692355truth hurts I knowKeep practicing, maybe one day you'll be as good as him!>>96692359>no timestamp
>96692363Tell me the secret to painting like sallyfag
>>96692359not yours until you post a timestamp, cope
>>96692362>my wife's bf Which one of them?
>>96692324Nice looking Tau. Out of curiosity, why do you buy overpriced GW paints and inferior army painter synthetic brushes when you can get real sable brushes for even cheaper?
>>96692135Yeah it's been common lore that T'au are vulnerable to deamons but get by by virtue of hardly being visible to them
>>96692372
>>96692324You the guy that cut off his balls or was that the other tau poster
>>96692373If I had easy access to AK and Pro Acryl I would have mostly those instead. I have some WP Fanatics and Two Thin Coats but I'm disappointed with the color vibrancy compared to their Citadel equivalents. WP Fanatics have good metallics and washes though. As for #2, I've yet find any sable brush cheaper than the white handled AP brushes that wasn't synthetic and a piece of shit. AP's line of white handled brushes are great and last a long time if you take proper care of them
>>96692305
>>96692362>seething envy and cope from xeno/IG fagYou may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>96691114Shut Up
>>96692371You're the one that's gotta cope. Believe they're mine or not I really dont care what someone thinks on an anonymous imageboard
>>96692377*smacks lips* Brootha
>>96692418then you're just a nomodels shitposter, got it
>>96692415>xeno/IG Wrong again, I don't consoom GW slop
>>96692348Genuinely sad cope
>>96692423then fuck off, trollYou don't belong here
>>96692415unfortunately I already own everything in this box, I don't need to double up, not this time GW.
>>96692415this looks so fucking boring and generic my god
Am I supposed to be mad about the space marine head set? Why?
I want more than one army but when push comes to shove amd I actually play the game all I want is Orks and the rest collect dust.
>>96692362who the fuck uses helmetless heads for his marineswhy is GW still bloating spures with faces instead of helmets
>>96692453I just wish it was more helmets than heads desu
>>96691965I don't want to break your ambition' but it sounds kind of bad.A lot of people new to kitbashing think that it just means gluing a lot of bits from one kit to the exterior of another. But you gotta integrate them tastefully and seamlessly.
>>96692453Do you like the space marine head set?Are you going to buy the space marine head set?
>>96692377Thats my boy, Shelton
>>96692453More than half being helmetless and 4 of the remainder being kind of specific to the Ultramarines style kind of sucks but it's not the worst. Good for skin color practice at the least.
>>96692469I don't play space marines
>>96692450this outsells your xenos crap 1000 to 1
>>96692453>Why?Online shills and grifters want you to be mad about 40k, and marines are low hanging fruit because of their popularity
>>96692481lmao the cope, eat your primaris slop like the good piggy you are
>>96692482Online shills for what want us to be angry about 40k?
>>96692476So you are you defending the space marine head set?
>>96692481You got some sales data to back up that trash talk?
>>96692486Yep, I'll be enjoying regular releases. You can keep crying here about all the DE datasheets you lost, faggot :^)
>>96692471>kind of specific to the Ultramarines stylethis makes me suspicious this is just shit they discarded from the ultramarines upgrade sprue that they decided to shove somewhere in any case.
>>96692362I see SM2 faces there
>>96692496How many of these new releases are you personally buying?
>>96692453>am I supposed to be mad? not necessarily >why should I be if so?suppose there could be two reasons. for non-space marine players its just more comedy for how many redundant molds are created for a faction that is already extremely bloated with so many kits.for space marine players its absolutely full of heads which most people hardly ever use over helmets. such resources could have been better spent on space marine helmets of all the different mk variants.
>>96692496Yeah I'm sure you'll be enjoying your generic space soldier in power armor #1278563 because you don't have a speck of taste. I don't play xenos, btw.
>>96692471The helmet crest like that is all over the place in Heresy Era minis, I’d say it’s more a way to denote who’s the most important if your guys are codex compliant.
>>96692508This place is full of xenosfags until xenosfags start catching strays and then nobody plays xenos anymore lmao nobody is falling for that shit
>>96692522You sound deranged.>it's my boogeymen!
>>96692407>WP Fanatics have good metallicsbrother please try actually good metallics like vallejo and scale 75
I'm not convinced by the new tyranids, guys
>>96692501is that fiddy cent?
Imagine playing Warhammer and hating Space Marines, I mean...how stupid is the average xenofag?
>>96692348Naw, the OG tau scheme will always be better than mine. It’s just too good.>>96692304I’ll never understand why the blue robes worked people up so much.
>>96692545Damn those Screamer Killers look like trash
>>96692545which hivefleet is this?
>>96692553Nta but they just clashed with the rest of the scheme. Black, white or purple is less offending.
>>96692510I am unfamiliar with the HH but that makes sense then. Still, it's a specific look that in 40k is more in line with the Ultras and their successors, but they are most of the marines so that makes sense too. >>96692539Vallejo makes people here go nuts. Game color's new formula was bad and because model color got one at the sameish time people here seemingly have trouble distinguishing the two despite being literally different formulations. I'll admit, the idea behind game color is stupid as shit anyway. It's not model color is that fragile relative to other lines.
>>96692566But blue is complementary to red and green. How does that clash?
>>96692549Imagine liking a sandwich and not wanting triple the bread. Yeah it's the defining component and the structure that carries it up but you still want a little variety.
>>96692545>>96692559
>>96692571>but they are most of the marines so that makes sense too.How often do you actually see people playing an Ultra successor or fluffing their dudes as Ultra successors? It's ironically kinda rare.
So, uh... No white scars rules preview today then?
>>96692585Good point.
>>96692440>You don't belong hereNeither do you
>>96692572Blue is complementary to yellow or orange bro, not red and green
>>96692572It was the tone I think. Your red and green are pretty dull while the blue was very vibrant in comparison.
>>96692576Not enough Variety for you? So you own every army/faction then right? Or are you completely full of shit?
>>96692607I own one of each super faction, yes. But I was more referring to variety of play. No one really wants to play Marine v Marine every game. If they did, they would be HH players
>>96692559Hive fleet Pla-Garismo
Oh god I'm considering 2x the krieg box
They should give us a "dogs of war" army made out of mercenaries.
>>96692627post them :)
Time to move>>96692642>>96692642>>96692642
>>96692649Why not just one and the combat patrol instead
Gotta paint something spooky for the collage. Which is spookier? Deathguard or possessed?
>>96692664Possessed and Daemonhosts are definitely one of the spookier elements of the setting
>>96692671Possessed it is then!
>>96690277Looks great anon!
>>96690664Yea, a full time job, house, wife and kids can drain anyone's energy out. I haven't painted a thing in a good 6 weeks, and has lots of stuff just standing half finished on my painting desk.
>>96692487Tr*nch Cr*sade
>>96692362>all of those bare headsAwful, the helmets however look nice, I like they put some mk6 and mk7 helmets in.Also all of the crested helmets look great.
>>96690609Imperial Agents and Knights are pretty small time and not worth pirating.You don't want some fags making bootleg Eldar or Imperial Guard
>>96690590>astra militarumThis is the one that upsets me the most. It's so dry.
