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>>96689831
I hate CYOAs and I hate /cyoag/.
>>96689882You WILL get isekai'd, and you WILL enjoy it.
>>96689893I would not.
I love CYOAs and I love /cyoag/.
>>96689918>dogredditor
>>96689893THis but unironicallyAlso I remember my build for this one:Race: Angel (10)Grace I (free)Magic Affinity I+III (6)Flight (free)Lifespan II (2)Tongues (2)Exceptional Companion - Demon (4)- Strength I (free)- Magic Affinity I+III (6)- Flight (free)- Lifespan II (2)Immortality and x81 light and dark magic for me and my tomboy demon smith gf.
>>96689950>dogchadFIFY
Tok release dragonfall 2.0 or make something as good as it and my soul is yours
>>96689893Gender: MaleRace: HumanLifestyle Bonuses:> Survivalist, -2> Craftsmen (Illustration & Dollmaking) -2> Knowledge (Social, Historical, Magical & Medical) -4> Shaman, 2Physical Bonuses:> Grace 1, -2> Regeneration 1, -2Magical Bonuses:> Magic Affinity x3, -6Misc Bonuses:> Money, -1> Equipment, -1- Level 4 Companion, FreeRace & Gender: Female OrcLifestyle Bonuses: Soldier, Survivalist, Knowledge (Social), Knowledge (Bush Lore)Physical Bonuses: Vitality 1, Strength 1, Regeneration 1- Level 2 Companion, -2Race & Gender: Male ElfLifestyle Bonuses: Entertainer (Flutist), Knowledge (History & Politics), Knowledge (Skullduggery & Espionage), Knowledge (Social), SoldierPhysical Bonuses: Grace 1, Setting: The WildlandsPretty typical 'Warrior, Thief & Mage' party. The Orc follows me after I found her wounded in the forest and nursed her back to health. Shortly afterwards the small town I had lived near was overrun by the same Beastmen horde that destroyed the Orc's tribe was overrun. The survivors and I made our way to the nearest large city where we met the Elf who hired us to play bodyguard.>>96689984I remember your build. Powerful but still thematic. Naisu!>>96689918Based and same.
>>96690055MTA has been out for a while anon.
>>96690254that shit was mid and you know itand I prefer original settings over mediaslop
where is Ordion? wasn't his cyoa supposed to receive an update?also where is Rake?
>>96690424Ordion is aboutHe chose the path of scope creep, and is adding mostly useless detail to all the classes (Instead of archetypes they have specific abilities)His new job is slowing the project by alot, it could be 3-6 weeks, maybe moreI have no idea where rake has gone
>>96690424Rake is working on an update to Cataclysmic Cultivation. It looks like there will be many more blessings, methods, companions, and drawbacks.
used to frequent this place in 2017-2019, good timespost good waifu cyoas
>>96690585
>>96690585That's an outdated version of Nightmare Waifu. An Excrucian/angel waifu and a doomsday nightmare were added.
>>96690585As far as waifupickers go, Morton's Fork has an ingenious format (in case you pick waifu X, you also see how your choice affects the future of each other waifu) that should be imitated.
>>96690585>used to frequent this place in 2017-2019, good timesYou missed a lot, then. Some names you might recognize:*Highlander finished Traveler's Tale 2*Thrallherd came briefly out of retirement and released a one pager.*A new author - Nxtub - broke out big*Beri released several new cyoas*Tankista has updated all his old cyoas*Aromage started making her own companions, rather than borrowing from pop culture franchises.*Emp-chan, Shirley/DTA, and QuietAnon released teaser pages for new cyoas, and then disappeared.
>>96690627
>>96690585>used to frequent this place in 2017-2019, good timesAre you one of our "lost" authors?
>>96690545i really hope he does not listen to miseryfags and ends up making the update worse than the original.still its kinda weird he is taking so long, generally he works really fast.
>>96690601post the updated version you daft cuckold
>>96690684Don't speak to anon like that
>>96690627Haru and Hana
>>96690545I really hope he does listen to strugglechads and end up making the update better than the original.
Be honest anons, do you post cyoas on other generals and boards to help spread the cyoa gospel?
>>96690737no
>>96690737No?Do you?
>>96690737No. I don't want to be temp banned for off-topic
Theres no such thing as true kino; everything is slop.
>>96690818Fuck yourself, Charlie.
>>96690818You cannot bend the world through thought, only yourselfMeddling with words is a sure path to impotenceSlop means low effort, easy to digest content. One may be a master of making slop, but there is nothing to consuming itChanging this literal meaning for a transcendental one only blinds youMake a new word
>>96690818you forgot the cat pic this time
>>96690737I sometimes drop a single page of relevent CYOAs in the middle of ongoing discussions without elaborating further.
>>96690752>>96690758>>96690799Faithless curs! You will be sent to CYOA-Hell for your negligence!>>96690894Based CyoaGOD-believer. You will be sent to CYOA-Heaven in the afterlife as a reward for your good deeds.
>>96690928Good. I don't want to spend eternity with you fags.
>>96690942What do you know you godless heathen? Multiplayer is actually the 6th Layer of CYOA-Hell. Right under BTG-shit and Tokland.
>>96690942I would be content to spend my time with them, but eternity is longer then any promise I could make (or remember)
>>96690769She being your daughter is in the post itself
>>96691030>my daughter is used goodsI failed as a father.
>>96691030I thought she might just be the type of person who screams for her father whenever something bad happens
>>96691046from nowhere you can get that.>>96691050Nah, daddy issues plus wants the D
>>96690963i want to learn more about CYOA cosmology.>>96691050>the type of person who screams for her father whenever something bad happenswith what kind of people do you usually hang out with?
>>96691074DamnKind of hotDo we have an eta on this?
>>96691084>with what kind of people do you usually hang out with?You?
>>96691084Sons from Entropist lol
>>96691084I honestly mainly remember it from that scene in aot
>>96691074>Incestcringe.Not interested.
>>96691142This is you btw
Post Danmachi
>>96691199Did the catboy remind you?
>>96691084>i want to learn more about CYOA cosmology.Fine, I'll educate you imbeciles.CYOA-Hell is split into 7 Circles of Damnation. The lower you go, the more severe the punishment (No I didn't steal this from Dante's inferno shut up). The Seven Circles of CYOA-Hell are;>1st Layer: WIP-Limbo.>2nd Layer: Physicsfag Lecture Hall.>3rd Layer: Author-Cattle Ranch (This one is for authors only).>4th Layer: BTG World (BTG stands for Brutal Torture Games).>5th Layer: Tokland.>6th Layer: Multiplayer Pits (Eternal Battle Royale).>7th Layer: A personalised hell dimension made into whatever CYOA (You) hate the most.Each Layer has its own Overlord watching over it and making sure the damned are properly punished but are also prisoners themselves.
>>96691203>6th LayerI don't know, killing and being killed forever with my kin sounds okay.
>>96691203Change it from tokland to tokIt's one of those shrunk inside journey things except you need to try to avoid tok's many std'sAvoid his stomach, it is filled with urine and semen
>>96691203what about CYOA heaven and CYOA purgatory?
How do you actually make the powers/gifts section interesting? I feel like "ability that makes you le strong" and "ability that makes you le fast" and "ability that makes you le smart" are just boring.
>>96691263Things that sound cool, utilities, things that help in specific situations
>>96691263Add conditionals and do stuff which isn't just generic enhancements, for example growing stronger dependent on sunlight or a spammable short range teleport. The important bit is having some kind of themeing.>>96691203I'd hope not given dante's inferno has 9 circles.
>>96691203how do I make a character based off of matterwife?
>>96691202Are there catboys in Danmachi?
He’s right you know >>96689545
>>96691215>I don't know, killing and being killed forever with my kin sounds okay.You should know that one of the many (temporary) prizes of winning a Multiplayer Pit Tournament is turning the loser into a mind-slaved waifu.>>96691221Tokland's overlord is Tok (duh), but he's a mutated bimbo-dragon-tentacle abomination that is cursed to never feel sexual gratification, meaning he's always in constant state of agonisingly painful edging. He went mad a long time ago now he just goes around hunting Anons in a effort to find release with their holes. That never works and only results in his unfortunate victims becoming an unrecognisable mess then getting resurrected again to experience the traumatising event anew.>>96691254>what about CYOA heaven and CYOA purgatory?CYOA-Heaven is the inverse of CYOA-hell 7th layer. Whatever cyoa (You) love the most is made real and you're sent there after making a build. There's no CYOA-purgatory, you either go up or down.
>>96691328Yes. Catboys and wolfboys and boarboys and all sorts of boys.
>>96691263Make them vague and potentially powerful enough so we can shitpost and call anyone who picked a different power jobbers for at least an entire thread.
>>96691353>mind-slaved waifuThat's it? You're a waifu for a while, then you go back to killing each other? That's a non-issue.
>>96691363Hmm... you're right, it wouldn't be considered hell if you actually enjoy it.>*sends you to physicsfag lecture hall*
uruk necromancer solos multiplayer layer
>>96691379>back to school foreverI'd be okay with that too. Besides Physfag always spring from your own arguments, which means I'll be able to steer conversations somewhat. Try again.
I want to be a cat boy …
Anons are like cats. If you shone a laser pointer at a wall in the shape of an anime girl they’d try grabbing it. For like fifteen minutes.
>>96691110Brutal
>>96691436Okay thats just cute
>>96691449No it’s not. It’s sad and pathetic.
>>96691449>>96691457The duality of /cyoag/...
It’s true. I go raving mad when I get into the ‘nip.
I wonder what motivate them to make inane posts like that.
>>96691477
Cats are stinky
>>96691477Don't try to understand shitposters.
>>96691203>Author-Cattle Ranch
>>96691574no they aren't they smell way better than most since we actually clean themselves unlike d*gs or anons
>>96691750I clean myself exactly like cats do. I am a clean anon
In the Danmachi cyoa, is it better to level up right off the bat, or is it better to set up potential?
>>96691890Potential, always
>>96691890If you level up now and refuse the call to adventure you can have a harem and live an easy life
>>96691890Neither, the best thing to do is be a god. That's always the best thing to do.
>>96691890Normally I’d say potential is a lot more important, but you specifically said “In the Danmachi cyoa”, and taking a Level Up in that means you retroactively get 999 points in all five stats, for every Level Up taken. That means you’re the single best leveller in sheer numbers aside from Bell. You’re not guaranteed to get all your stats to 999 otherwise. Levelling up is also this “incredibly unlikely” feat, despite all those high level teenagers running around…Also, the math doesn’t really make sense overall. It’s never clarified how much of a stat difference a level up offers.
>>96691972Never clarified? The Dis Sisters (psycho elf twins who wanted to murder + molest Hedin and Hogni) reveal much and more about how levelling up works. > Diaval Stige (ディアルヴ・スティージュ): Diaval Stige was Dina's curse that caused a temporary mix of stats with a person she directly touched. It took half of the other person's strength and agility stats and added those points to Dina's status, and as a cost, it transfered the same amount of points from Dina's endurance and magic stats to that person. It was a unique and terrifying curse also known as Status Exchange (血肉ステイタス交換).> When activated, a red light coated Dina before going on to also cover the other person she was touching. Dina and Vena often used the curse between them, and despite its drawbacks, they did not represent a cost for the sisters. Dina, who focused in close combat, received a large boost to her melee abilities, while Vena, who was the one that was more of a mage between the two, received a boost in her magic power output. The mix of stats absolutely strengthened the teamwork of the sisters, who shared the vanguard and rearguard positions.> Although while under the effects of Diaval Stige Dina was limited to melee combat and Vena to magic combat, their statuses exhibited Level 6 power. However, their reduced stats could be exploited by their enemies, as they became significantly inferior to other Level 5s in those aspects. With her curse active, Dina was greatly affected by a Level 5 Hedin's Varian Hildr, while a Level 5 Hogni could endure the same attack.Enough of a stat boost is enough to bring you up to par with the next level.
>>96691972>You’re not guaranteed to get all your stats to 999 otherwise.Isn't that something only human can do anyway, like an elf cannot get 999 in Endurance(and other physical stat), their End stat will reach a cap sooner, and breaking your limit is only for special snowflake (one relative of the protag and the protag himself) ?
>>96692014They were probably already powerful in their niche, though.
No, nooooo, stop talking about [insert anime franchise here] now, stop it!
Hey everyone! I'm considering creating a CYOA inspired by Outer Reincarnation.The basic premise is: (You) die, and your soul is claimed by a sealed demon god in the afterlife of another world. Like in Outer Reincarnation, you'd get to select your mother and mentors. The reincarnation itself would take place in a setting similar to Spirit Conscript (though I'm still deciding on the specifics), where you must navigate fated events.That’s the core idea, at least. I’m still thinking about the power system, but I want to include a quest section that’s directly tied to it.Would this be a CYOA you'd be interested in playing?
>>96692033>Would this be a CYOA you'd be interested in playing?I'd play anything.
>>96692033That doesn't have anything new or any drawI would play it if it were released, but I think you could do betterAlso, SC had a terrible setting
The problem with anime is that it's not very good.
>>96692094The problem is that 90% of everything is crap
>>96692094You should expand on that idea for 150+ posts. I don't feel like bumping today.
>>96692021I believe some races have stat boosts, yes, although some are born with freak potential regardless, like Bell’s aunt, who was arguably the most powerful mage in the series shown thus far. Also a tragic character (so prodigious she was literally killing herself over time). Could have adopted Bell if she wanted to.
>>96691972The author made level up way too good.
>>96692144Imagine if levelling up was sexually rewarding...
>>96692058>Also, SC had a terrible settingTrvth Nuke, I love Spirit Conscript but the worldbuilding was very obviously an afterthought when PCA made the setting.
I would like danmachi a lot more if the higher levels weren’t all cringe kiddos or immature edgy manchildren Sadly this is the majority of anime slop storytelling nowadays
I fucking love anime
I would like danmachi a lot more if it didn't exist.Sadly this is the majority of anime slop nowadays.
I hate euro hours
>>96692192Let’s not pretend PCA didn’t make that just because he was bored and wanted an excuse to make a random power system and to bait a few fags with crap tier waifu imagery.
>>96692231And it worked because you're so easy.
>>96692033>Would this be a CYOA you'd be interested in playing?Maybe.But you are missing the point of being inspired by Outer Reincarnation.OR is build around a lot of existentialism, exaltation, man versus author and some metafiction with lore dumps being build bit by bit in multiple descriptions which at first glance not that connected but can build a bigger story in your head when put all together.So unless you are only interested in "mechanical" aspect of OR you will have to come up with some other major theme to have it built-in inside CYOA and your choices just like Charlie vs Elder Gods are.
>>96692252Family building is fun on its own, really.
>>96692033>I'm considering creating a CYOA inspired by Outer Reincarnationhey! that was my idea!jokes aside we know you are not gonna go trough it. this is too ambitious for a new author
>>96692261If you pare the concept down to the bare minimum (pick from father and mother candidates to decide the capabilities, go through events), it's a cyoa you could do in 1 day. Most concepts can be stretched short and longer as long as you're levelheaded enough to avoid feature creep.
I'm torn between making the opening section of my CYOA painfully generic (on purpose) or actually trying to make it good
>>96692313>on purposewhat purpose? making the cyoa worse?also I'm curious what would you consider generic, give me some examples with cyoa that already exist
>>96692313Do a basic version of both and see which one you like more.
>>96691890>>96691908>>96691922>>96691944>>96691972>>96692014>>96692021What family/guild is objectively the best at the start of the series?
>>96692033Seems like a good idea, if a bit too big at first.I would recommend you first just try out a format and give only two or three options for each category to see how it works. If you think it looks promising then just keep adding choices on top of it.
>>96692518Custom. Canon? Freyja.
>>96691142NTAIs it incests if you are the reincarnation of the father at best?Or more likely just have a similar soul?This is to facilitate self insertion as you can be black, chinese or american and still be able to immerse yourself in the role.Also how similar you are to her father factors into the power system of the CYOA.>>96691086I don't have an estimate yet sorry...
>>96691203Sounds a lot like Autism Prison
>>96692750
>>96692723>Is it incests if you are the reincarnation of the father at best?NTA, it depends. Do you have the memories of said father? Because then you have a familial bond with her.Otherwise it's like falling in love with someone similar to a parent. Very common.I personally like the narrative of being her father post-reincarnation, because now the parent-child/mentor relationship is inverted and you can spring stories from that.>This is to facilitate self insertion as you can be black, chinese or american and still be able to immerse yourself in the role.True self-insertfags can do it no matter the race, gender or superfluous qualities.
How do you feel about trap options?
>>96692812>Trap options that exist to fuck you over for picking a choiceBad.>Trap options that are cute boys pretending to be girlsNice.
>>96692838Go back to /trash/
>>96692518To be a part of Baldr. Freya in power.
>>96692812Erotic
>>96692846Anon I was in these threads when they produced Sissy Life, you're never getting rid of me with your newfag ways.
>>96692723It's close enough to count to meLeave it ambiguous so I can self-insert as her father
>>96692868>draw a woman>call it a manTraps are boring.
>>96692908Sorry he's not hairy and with a beergut the way you like.
>>96692812Depend, if it's the natural consequence of two options not working together then it's on the one who make a build with both and I don't mind, though you do need to make it clear that the flavor text of the choices is not irrelevant fluff even if it does not have a +/-1 in some stats or you will get more salt than is routine.
>>96692812Generally they're just annoying and make the cyoa worse, especially if there's no way to know it beforehand. I'd be fine with obvious ones that are there for lore reasons though, like maybe an offer of power from an evil god to bait you.
>>96692946>picAmericans sure are interesting.
>>96689893This is the peak of Fantasy CYOA, as much as every "words-words-words lore-lore-lore my characters are so cool and deep and i'm definitely good at world building" discordian author might want to insist otherwise. Really only Average Fantasy Reloaded can compete.
>>96689893Is the Fae's enchanting mindfuckery or crafting ? I can see both being fitting for fae.
I kinda want to do three abilities based on "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil", but hearing is ass compared to the other two.Wat dou?
>>96692984>This is the peak of Fantasy CYOAgrim
>>96693035Yeah ain't it?
>>96693026Give similar power to see, but less precise and with a greater range.
>>96693026You could have hear no evil allow the user to deafen their enemies. Sudden loud noises are debilitating and can cause permanent damage. That's a decently strong use. That, and/or possibly being able to detect lies and know someone's true intentions when they're talking in earshot.
>>96692984What's the peak of SciFi?
>>96693026>our main form of communication and ambient awareness is assYou might want to spend less time on your computer.
>>96692518Freyja or Loki if you hate yourself.
>>96692750>Purge>Target: WeebsHow badly would you be outnumbered?
>>96692917he has nun clothes. Nuns are women
>>96692773>NTA, it depends. Do you have the memories of said father? Because then you have a familial bond with her. No, you are you the only assumption I make is that you are currently traveling by plane over the ocean sleeping comfortably.>Otherwise it's like falling in love with someone similar to a parent. Very common. Yeah that's my assumption.>I personally like the narrative of being her father post-reincarnation, because now the parent-child/mentor relationship is inverted and you can spring stories from that. As I said this is likely the only moment you talk it's a bit of a joke "did you think she was the narrator SIKE"Leaving her as a mystery you can learn more about indirectly.>>96692893Sure you can do that.It can be seen as an Avatar kind of deal you would be something like the Korra to his Aang
Why not Hestia
>>96693245She only cares about Bell.
>>96693352But it will eventually become the strongest familia So why not play your cards correctly?
>>96692723are you Italics? you smell(stink) like him...
>>96693390What does Italics smell like?
>>96693352And she will never lose her virginity to him either. Not unless it’s part of some grand esoteric ritual that saves the day.
>>96693352Isn't that prime NTR material?
>>96693390Are you saying that because of the incest?I do enjoy his work but I'm using myth as inspiration and it was full of that stuff.Besides its likely to filter idiots.
Imagine being in your 20s and you get your ass handed to you by some fourteen year old shitter.This is why Danmachi sucks.
>>96693425Bones and elf pussy.>>96693457HyenaAnon? Gil? Are either of you alive?
>>96693443Fantasy anime protagonists never hit anywayNot until the anime ends anyway
>>96693482>HyenaAnon? Gil? Are either of you alive?Both are dead but I'll carry their torch
>>96693425disappointment
>>96693482Gil is alive he’s just in hiding.
>>96693457You disgust me.
>>96693482Hyenanon last posted on reddit 22 hours ago, and posted in cyoag a month ago when I called him a newfag.
>>96693482>HalloweenWait, we're in october?
>>96693509I made your favorite CYOA
>>96693524Name it.
>>96693529Entropists
>>96693529MAID.
>>96693529War of the Zodiac Brides
>>96693529Dragonfall!...It's bound to be someone's favorite, right? Statistically speaking.
>>96693478>noooo the hero of the story cannot be above meeeee mooooo
>>96693579Duh. I'M the hero now.
>>96693529Sissylife?
>>96693578no way, not after the disaster of the 2.0 release
>>96692723Why you gotta ruin such a cute waifu with weird incest-shit? Even if you're "technically" not her father your relationship would still be built on daddy issues, which never ends well.
>>96693617Incest makes it better, philistine.
>>96693012mindfuckery
>>96693579>mooooo
>>96693529Don't worry bestie, I'll post if for you!~
>>96693638>oink
>>96693639
>>96693617Dude, every woman wants you to be her dad.
>>96693651
>>96693617The worst part is that its Father/Daughter, the worst kind of incest that only appeals to gross pedophiles.
>>96693617Is it really different from having a childhood crush and then falling subsconsiously for someone with the same traits?
>>96693668>Is daddy issues different from a childhood crush?Yes. And you've just ousted yourself as a virgin with that dumb ass question.
>>96693658Anon you are a faggot.
>>96693658>worst kind of incest that only appeals to gross pedophiles.Aren't they all like this? Beyond sibling incest which is "childhood friends+", any romance with an age gap and a familial link is weird.
>>96693625
>>96692812I guess there are three types of trap options. First is options that are bad on purpose and explicit about it, like crippling yourself for no benefit at all, these are usually bad unless there's some hidden or gimmicky way to make them work, otherwise they add nothing. Second are unintentionally trap options, those that on paper look nice but when looked as a whole, they are either completely outclassed in cost and scope by some other ability, or they block other choices that will invariably make your build suboptimal for using them, these are the proper trap options and they generally suck, you are making people choose between the character idea they think is cool and actually doing cool stuff, which no one likes. The third are those that are hidden as traps until the reveal if you have a set ending. Those are fine as long as you properly set them up and hint at those being bad choices or combinations.
>>96693668Yes, because she's not projecting the traits on you, but the person itself.
>>96693478You can kill him by nuking his ass. He’s not immune to one shot magics.
>>96693688>t. triggered>>96693691Its all about the POV. In Mother/Son incest for example, you imagine yourself as the son, which doesn't have any as much pedo undertones because you're merely a cognisant adult with a mommy fetish. Daughterfags on the other hand, take on the role the pedophile father grooming and raping his own daughter.
>>96693718Techfags is it our time?
When did this thread get so prudish and start confusing fiction with reality?
>>96693739Oh yeah that makes sense.I guess the role are swapped if the person self-inserting is a woman.
>>96693739>>t. triggeredYeah by your blatant faggotry
>>96693751Now you understand Physicsfag’s constant pain. Suffer.
>>96693781We're so lucky to have her...
Fuck off reality. Don’t tell me what to do.
>>96693751always?
>>96693739Anon she said she has lived for untold millenia alone I doubt you have lived for longer than 30 years so I don't think the power dinamic will be what you imagine
>>96693744Danmachi spells are so fucking specific and shaped like a light show it might as well be a form of technology. An invisible tech tethered to the person / ‘s mind.
>>96693799And you only get three. A suspiciously specific limit.
>>96693796You would blush at the kind of content coming out here in 2015, anon.
>>96693617>Why you gotta ruin such a cute waifu with weird incest-shit?The premise of the CYOA and even the power system is built upon her personality, her relationship with her dad and her ideals.Besides there will be many other waifus to choose from that you will have more time to interact with.
>>96693744>>96693799>>96693806Did you idiots forget the part about this setting explicitly being a casual game for the gods? They don’t truly care about the Dungeon; in fact it was probably made by one of them. The world is structured like a video game on purpose.
>>96693751I like how when someone declares their distaste for loli and btg stuff in the thread, lolifags always react as if it's the end of the world lmao. You have such weak egos its hilarious.
>>96693839Nobody mentioned loli or btg stuff.
>>96693839What?If anything your post shows they live rent free in your head
Danmachi technically breaks the fourth wall because some of the gods are based on irl gods and there’s no way they don’t already know this.
It's not the skubwar, but it's still a bit nostalgic.
>Danmachi spells are so fucking specific and shaped like a light show it might as well be a form of technology. An invisible tech tethered to the person / ‘s mind.
D&D assumes irl Earth is a part of its own multiverse and I find that retarded. There is just no way. D&D was born inside the brains of absolute dorks like Gygax and Greenwood. ALL fictional settings cannot co-exist on the same universal plane as the irl.
>>96693887>non-whitenonononno
>>96693799>>96693887Most classical fantasy spells are like that. Just assume the “gods” are responsible.
>>96693892>irl EarthA fictional world identical to ours in every way, or has WotC started claiming that campaigns are real?
>>96693887>>96693898Actually with the way the guy simps for Jews, him being a jeet is very probable.
And yes you’re all retarded for playing pretend Chinese cartoons. Anime makes you dumber. It just does. You end up believing you can run on walls and shit. Mexicans are so impressionable when they watch DBZ it can literally end up killing them by instilling suicidal inspiration. They then parkour off walls to their deaths trying to be Goku.
>>96693807I'm not denying that I'm just saying that there have always been retards who cannot differentiate between the 2, it is our duty to bully them and until they get the hint and fuck off.
Post incest CYOAs that make moralfags seethe.
>Mexicans are so impressionable when they watch DBZ it can literally end up killing them by instilling suicidal inspiration. They then parkour off walls to their deaths trying to be Goku.Anon stop I can’t breathe
>>96693955NTA but the author already said that the incest is to filter retards I hope he adds lolis too for maximum filtering.
>>96693983Black magic tier morality seethe? I miss those days… “nooo you can’t just gut a kid and rub its guts over your skin to live forever noooo, nooooooo-“ and all the edge lords are like “idc lol”
>>96693923Not that retard but most of the official, pre-WoTC D&D settings had characters or outright gods come from our world to their setting, including Greyhawk and The Forgotten Realms. A wizard who comes from our world is specifically an important cross-setting character in multiple D&D worlds who invented a lot of the spells.
As a proud beaner the only thing I like more then dbz is beans on tacos
>>96693999>I miss those daysMatterjeeta pretending to fit in, how cute.
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>>96693579>>noooo the hero of the story cannot be above meeeee moooooCORRECT, which is why I'm planning on making the ultimate hater CYOA, where it is your job to fuck with the hero of the story as much as humanly possible.
>>96693935Goddamnit anon, you gave me an asthma attack
>>96693999The moralfags of today care not for murder or infanticide. The highest kind of crime is sex with an female individual who is under 18 years old.
was going through my downloads folder, don't remember how i got this screenshot but uhhh, is this true?
>>96693935You didn't parkour off walls during your childhood? I pity you.
>>96694086>Author drama.Who cares?
>>96694038I’ve been here longer than you have. Now post hands.
>>96689893god I wish
>>96694108I care in the sense that i'm curious
>>96694131Here happy?I'm white.
Is it even possible for women to understand dbz
>>96694185They find it retarded. No amount of understanding will change that fact.
>>96694179The tips of your fingers look like a woman’s hand but the lower they go the more manly they become.
>>96694179Greetings fellow white man haha
>>96694226Those fingernails...
>>96694179Pale. Likely doesn’t leave his house all that much, or hasn’t changed a car tire in his entire life. Hair is thicker than normal, probably due to chronic masturbation.>>96694226Big hands. Tendons flared. Probably a blue collar worker. Maybe even a psycho. The skin around the nails betrays finger biting. Probably an autistic person.
>>96694179>>96694226Yes, we're all white and stuff, as expected - can we go back to posting CYOAs?
>>96694226Grow your nails.>>96694261Trim your nails.
>>96694261Damn anon, cut your fingernails you dirty fag.
>>96694208Yeah my hands are big but slender
>>96694261I think your shirt or sweater is too big
>>96694261>we're all whiteAnd you all job to Uruk Necromancer.
>>96694282No he just has smol femboy hands.
>>96694296Hm. Chocolate.
>>96694296Finally a manly man.
I chew/rip my nails off for fun
>>96694261Right away m'lady.
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Okay now post feet haha
>>96694251>Pale. Likely doesn’t leave his house all that much, or hasn’t changed a car tire in his entire life. Hair is thicker than normal, probably due to chronic masturbation. N-nani?How do you kn-
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Why are we posting hands?>>96694337Nah my feet are weird. Little stubby toes.
>>96694261Wtf why is your middle finger so fucking long ???
>>96694342>>96694343Cascade effect.
>>96694179>whitekek
>>96694343Your hand is shaped like a club. I hope you go to the bar.
>>96694348treanny
>>96694343...why are you pink
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>>96694296>Uruk Necromancer has the n word passit's overwe can't win
>>96694363High blood pressure from being a fat retard
>>96694366>Uruks were Niggas this whole timeDon't tell me you're surprised?
>>96694363All white people are pink
>>96694348I'm more confused by the index being longer than the ring finger.
I want to see matterheroine's hands. I promise I won't masturbate to them.
>>96694261Softie?
>>96694343>them nailsslaaaay queeen yaaaas!
>>96694359Aryan some might say.
>>96694386>t.
>>96694385>he doesn't knowtake the 2d:4d pill
>>96694411Disgusting.
>>96694226>>96694399How do you cope with having hairy ass hands like this?
>>96694421>never felt the touch of a woman
>>96694433Jesus Christ there are actual cats here
>>96691436Can confirm, I'd try grabbing an anime girl shaped laser for fifteen minutes.>>96692033Go for it! But unless you're an expert writer, I'd say it'll be difficult. What's your story idea? If you have a good world in mind as well as a good way to make that into a CYOA, I'd say it could work, but don't underestimate it.
>>96694430That's statistically unlikely. His mother held him at birth at the very least.
>>96694429I honestly don't notice it.
>sex? I sleep>oral?I sleep>hand holding?Fucking kill your self
Hugging is better anyway.
>>96694475What is holding hands, if not hand hugging?
>>96694475It's been years for some of them. They don't remember that warmth.That being said holding hands is good if you're currently moving.
>>96694296Italics where the FUCK is Luminary??
>>96693930Also, the cargo cult obsession with science/technology, even when they're also practicing the oldest and largest pagan religion. Huh, guess which anon has a whole gimmick about not recognizing any difference between monotheism, science, and witchcraft.https://intellectualkshatriya.com/is-science-another-form-of-christianity-ros/
>>96694540Italics isn't the only black gentleman ITT.
Purest muttoid pedigree
No, I am not posting my hands. I am disturbed by how many of you are here
>>96694553Stop reading on your own and post Night Ride here.
>>96694559Alrighty, anon. I think it is the best CYOA by Scottishanon, which is an incredibly high bar to clear. Such a perfect balance of comfiness and suspense hasn't been achieved since. If I were to introduce someone to the CYOA medium, I would either go for Night Ride or Within a Dark Forest.
>>96694586Alternatively, Prepare For Winter could be a great introduction, or a terrible one, as it's more or less the only CYOA of its specific genre. The only recent one, anyway. I think there might've been a few, way back when? Not sure.
>>96694586>Such a perfect balance of comfiness and suspense hasn't been achieved since.What do you think of Urban Unease or Village? They're usually amongst the top contenders for the most liked comfy CYOA.
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>>96694605this one makes me depressed because I can't live in the cyoa
>>96694599I also liked the version of this Scottishanon made where you're running rather than driving, but I don't want to saturate the thread with too many similar works.>>96694600>>96694605I've always had a soft spot for Urban Unease. I think it was, if not, then close to, the summit of the golden age. Village is comfy overall and gives me some of those dream vibes, with the endlessness of it.
>>96694617Ought to post the DLC as well, although I don't like it near as much as the CYOA proper.
Good to know you’re all white
>>96692723Damn she looks awesome I hope the rest of the waifus live up to the same standard.
>>96694629Of course! I would never fetch an image from the archive for the the express purpose of pushing a narrative.
>>96694555You are a pussy.
>>96694670Yes, I know if I show my femenine hands I will be covered by manhands.
do you think charlie has figured out basic mechanical calculators yet?
>>96694801It's likely to be the skeleton of the magical technology that we know she has.
>>96694801sadly he died before he could.
If you could be isekai’d into any of the following slop cyoa settings which one would you pick and why?- fairy tail- mushoku tensei- danmachi- harry potter - harbinger- mythic lands- any tok cyoa- any gil cyoa - other (it HAS to quality as slop though)
>>96694944Harry fucking Potter since it’s the only one that’s actually good. And it’s not slop you faggot.
>>96694944If I get my cyoa build then Mushoku Tensei because array magic gives me everything I want out of a fantasy cyoa
>>96694827>Dear liberal gods: if I have such a big head, then why is my face so small?
HP is basically an anime in novel format; this is why Japanese girls go crazy for it.
>>96694944Mythic Lands is fine, I can find a wife and settle down on one of the more settled islands.
>>96694944Mushoku I guess. The cyoa lets you be top 1-5 easily and also live long/infinitely
>>96694944Fairy tailSetting is ass but relatively risk free and you can live a comfy life
>>96694944>mushoku tenseiI suppose this I will cuck rudolf at every turn with foreknowledge
>>96694944Harry Potter. I grew up with it.
>>96695008Hitogami's strongest soldier
>>96694944This is a hard one because I hate to live in slop by definition. I'm not sure that Terra Astrata from Angel would count because space opera literature stretches the boundaries of slop. It was dismissed as slop in its own time. I'd have a slightly better chance in Nocturna anyway.It has to be Angel because it has a universalist multiversal heaven and no indication that souls can be destroyed, guaranteeing that I'm going to see my family again.
Yeah why do jap women love Harry Potter so much
>>96694944I don't like franchise slop so either Mythic Lands or Blood and Fire by gil.
>>96695030Because. Next question.
>>96694944Mushoku TenseiNo mercy for pedos. I will make his life a living hell.
>>96695034>Blood and Fire by gilBasedWhat was your build?
>>96695065Thank you, Reverse Flash. This one is for you.
“Ooo white wizard man take care of me :)”https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnz90CdRFsg&pp=ygUnSmFwYW5lc2UgZ2lybCBpbnRlcnZpZXdpbmcgaGFycnkgcG90dGVy
>>96694963>>96694991>>96695065>>96695008Remember to take multiplayer
>>96695111and job to Uruk Necromancer?no thanks
>>96695111and job to Aurum?Not today, CIA.
>>96695117>he's crossing over into other cyoasHow far does he get in the entropist mp?
>>96695111and be burdened by cyoag spics?no thanks
>>96695108KEK
>>96695111Metaknowledge is useless if someone else is causing butterfly effects.
>>96695162Multiplayer would become a fuck fest trying to NTR rudeus. I am fine ntr him (and killing him once he creates the baby of destiny with Roxy, I don't care about Roxy, but I care about the redhead, so he doesn't make an old rudeus situation)
>>96695081>What was your build?Maxed combat training and put the rest in strategy. The Knights of the Red Branch were cool so chose every option related to them. Oh yeah and I took the Noth's side, fuck the empire.
>>96695162You're already changing the story by stealing the seat of the main character. Don't expect Fate to give them the treatment you remember.
>>96695190I didn't ask for the opinion of losers. Go back to your clitbox or whatever.
Does outer reincarnation count as slop
>>96695202The strongest god does not touch her own CLIT!
>>96695202SRTR took herself out of the story because the Usurper plotline couldn't happen with her active.
>>96695211OR is the anti-slop
>>96694944Danmachi is the most wholesome.
>>96695211Everything is slop for someone. >Yeah, my favorite cyoa is so bad and ugly and dumb. Anyway I get isekai'd there.
>>96695211It's kino/slop depending on which is more convenient for me at this moment
>>96695211it counts as my personality
Say you had a button that just said “If you press this, Evil Superman just fucking dies” would you press it?Or would you think it’s unfair that someone so powerful could just lose to someone (You) so measly (a little red button)?When is overwhelming efficiency just too much? Or just too annoying? Unfair?
>>96695240Rock paper scissors bitch The ability to control minds anywhere > the ability to disintegrate continents
>>96695240I'd press it, because Evil Superman can do a lot of damage. Nipping this in the bud.From a narrative perspective the killswitch is boring though.
>>96695240Evil supermen are boring and overused, so it's fair because he's a boring, overused archetype. >>96695248Not so fast bucko, you're getting the mandatory "you can willpower past it" nerf every mind controller gets
>>96694944fairy tail is the only setting out of those that you can conpletely break down through eta knowledgeyou could literally become a god and remake the timeline
am I missing something or is the mushoku tensei cyoa very basic?why is anon obsessed with it?
>>96695257>nuh uhh I flex my brain and resist itThen it’s not efficient enough
>>96695240>that just said "..."It's a trap, isn't it? I'd put the button in a box or something and take it home without pressing it. I can figure out what to do with it later.
I’m reminded of that one intergalactic empire ruled by fat lazy toads that mind controlled everyone to do everything (including science) and they were truly horrific abominations. It didn’t matter how powerful or how advanced your race or civilization was - you still got fucking mind controlled - and if you happened to be immune that didn’t stop you from getting genocided or enslaved another way.
>>96695300based frogposters
>>96695300You're thinking of Star Control's Dnarri.
>>96695276I wonder why?
>>96695276They're lacking taste, simple as.
>>96695300The talking pets did nothing wrong.>>96695307Dnyarri*
>>96695307It's vague enough to also be the Thrint, who are the probable inspiration. I think that it has to be the Thrint because the Dnyarri only had their natural psychic mind control and he mentioned using other kinds of slavery.
>>96693026You could make associations.>See no evil Enhanced perception>Do not evilRighteous action>Hear no evilProtection from mind effects
>>96695276I'm not sure. For what I can glean from the worldbuilding it's vaguely interesting, but everyone seems to focus on Rudeus and his wives. I assume this is the root of their obsession, not the world.
>>96695322The Thrint are actual retards, though. They got by because they could mind control more intelligent species to do things for them. They also crapped out of their mouthes. They were also an “accident” by those squid things. The Dnyarri in comparison have an approximate IQ of 300, they’re just simply too lazy to develop a civilization of their own so they mentally latch on to / enslave other worlds. Like a disease.
>>96695240Evil by whose definition?
The voices are getting louder. CYOA for this feel?
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>>96695319Best part about this dood is the trucker accent
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>>96694429Women like it, simple as
>>96695322The Dnyarri genocided the peaceful rock people immune to their psychic rape.
>>96695211I don't think so. Slop is something like....>Adapted from a story that any redditor would know about, or obviously based on one with the minimum changes needed to not count as copyright infringement.>The player character is absolutely sovereign from having any sense of honor or responsibilities, even the minimum given to a normal person. >Most of the world's character would be impossible to understand if the author wasn't using certain words or artworks as shortcuts to telling you that this thing in this story is like that thing from another story.>There are boons given to the player that don't add anything to the premise and are only here because they're seen as "mandatory" like immortality, isekai, or consequence-free polyamory.
>>96695338>They were also an “accident” by those squid things. I only vaguely recall that the Thrint were a consequence of the Outsiders seeding worlds (…literally preparing future customers…) with intelligent life?
>>96694586Night ride is a good one! >>96695211If OR is considered slop, then that word has lost all meaning.
>>96695310eris and the beast girls with big breasts save the setting
>>96694296woah they made orcs in real life
>>96695408Still dickless though...
Seriously. Mind control is the most powerful magic, power, etc, period.
>>96695439If it’s fool proof, yeah. Otherwise, roll dice to resist!
>>96695406She is good but a bit too big for my taste for example Mirko from my hero academia is the perfect example of the archetype in my opinion.
>>96695439Countered by ultimate luckchads/fate manipulators
>>96695439No.
