>DM: This is going to be a high lethality game. Don't get too attached to your characters.ME: I understand. I would still like to play.>*Time passes* Your character has died, Anon.Okay. I'll start rolling up the next one.>Very well. I will move on with the storyline.I'm done now.>I won't be able to introduce your new character into the storyline until later.Okay *pulls out phone*>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I SAID NO PHONES AT THE TABLE ARAGABABALAUGHOA!!!!I'm out of this game. Peace.
Zelda's butthole.
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>>96701161>Zelda assSorry what were you saying again OP? Oh yeah, you’re definitely a piece of shit now fuck off. And leave the pic.
God I love ass What were you saying OP?
didn't read
>>96701161I mean... Yeah... Sure thing buddy, fuck off now we are looking at the ass
>>96701161How later?
>>96701161>I SAID NO PHONES AT THE TABLEDid he actually say it?
>>96701161You couldn’t put your phone down for ten minutes? Aonuma is wild for giving Zelda that much ass in Breath of the Wild, also.
>>96701253Died about an hour into the actual session, so I was assuming at least another hour or two because the party was in the middle of nowhere and seemed to have no intention of heading into a town or something anytime soon.
>>96701257>Did he actually say it?Yes, but I figured he meant while our characters were alive and actively participating.
>>96701161>DM: This is going to be a high lethality game. Don't get too attached to your characters.ME: I understand. I would still like to play.>DM: A fight has startedME: I run away>DM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>96701297
>>96701267Probably should have been paying some attention. DM probably didn't want to have to fill you in when your character in introduced so the plot can progress.
>>96701161Fuck you, OP, for posting that as the pic. It's an easy way to get attention, but also an easy way to make a thread untenable.To be on-topic, you have to find ways to engage your players. If their characters die, you either have to give them something to do, or let them clock out. Good players will generally want to see what's happening, but you also can't really blame people for not being focused when they have no means of participation.
>>96701161Bro, ain't no one reading your story about your pet lobster or whatever with zelda ass like that on their screen
>>96701175
>>96701279Looks like you figured wrong.
>>96701297Kek based
>>96701297>>96702147Dat ass intensified.
>>96701161When people have limited cognitive resources, they generalize.Being that a DM is not an experienced social leader and has an already quite difficult job in running the game, it is common for them to over generalizeI don't think there was anything wrong with this specific instance of you getting out your phone, but it makes sense that a busy dm would be upset at you for breaking the rules when he left you aloneIt is alot of effort to need to coral people like that, especially friendsYou should probably apologise to him, he was (likely) stressed and, to prevent these cognitive load issues in future, try not playing dndAlso don't use your phone too much, it will rot your brain
>>96702308How's the phrase? You may hate to see her leave but you'll love to watch her walk away? Something along those lines...
>>96701297You're fighting with depression. Running away makes it even worse.
>>96702402>You're fighting with depressionDepression really do be like>so you spent long hours level grinding despite me constantly draining your energy? Good, good, now you're strong enough to beat me... TEN YEARS AGO!It's like beating the boss, but he gets up and moves into phase 2 and this time his health bar goes off-screen. At that point, the only winning move is to boldly declare >you can't kill me if I kill myself first!
>>96701161>LUST PROVOKING IMAGE>REDDITOR SPEAK>PLAYING D&D>AI IMAGE>PHONE THREAD>FIRST FEW POSTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WIT HTH TOPIC, ONLY THE IMAGEVery shit thread anon.
>>96702147
>>96701161>Lust provoking image>Irrelevant, time wasting question>>96702896I bet 50 cents this never happened and it's all OP's imagination.
>>96702969
>>96702364"Hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave" I think is the one.
>>96701161Did I accidentally go to /v/?
>>96701161No, it is unreasonable to expect a player to spend an extended period of time unable to participate in the game, but at the same time expect them to pay attention to that game.
>>96702364>>96703617"Hate to see her leave, but love to watch her go".
>>96703129
OP you couldn't have just gone and spammed your shit on /aco/ or wherever?
>>96701161No ur just a coomer hedonist retard
>>96701161I’d fuck her asshole, if you know what I mean
>>96704754I don't know what you mean, can you elaborate?
>>96701161I've gotten my post deleted and warned for posting tamer images than this.
>>96704759I would engage in insertion and thrusting of my erect penis into her anus for sexual pleasure.
>>96701161No, that pic is The Asshole hnngggghhhhb
>>96704763It wasn't the picture you posted. It was all the racism, sexism, and transphobia.
>>96701161lovely elf ethereal pink pussy
this dm is clearly a fag. No you are not
>>96702402really, only when you stop running
>>96704802remember that the wage of allyship is death, anon
>>96704785look, man, i'm not a biologist or nothing, can you dispense with the jargon and break it down for me
>>96705171Ask your parents about it when you’re older
>>96705171Peepee in poopoo
>>96705232i never met them, they both died before i was born>>96705289fuck thanks man i was getting real fuckin sick of all the egghead talk
>>96701161"I'm not sitting at the table doing nothing for however many hours this takes, Bro. Introduce my new character, or let me use my phone, or let me get down and go sit on the couch 'till you're ready."
>>96702896Mods allow it.They deem it a high quality thread.
>>96704553Fat assed hoes.
>>96705329Its such a high quality thread I made a parody thread for it, because the catalog needs more high quality threads like this, clearly
>>96705353I hope your thread will be fruitful and contributing to the topic of traditional games discussion on /tg/, just like this one.
>>96705334
>>96705362lets just say, its a real dicktwister
>>96705364I exclusively date white women who look like this, in my /traditional games/ of course
>>96705372I'm assuming you've been on zero dates then.
>>96705372>brownYou don't play traditional games
>>96701161straight up braphogging it
>>96705435Sire, that's not even close to a braphog. She doesn't even hail from Brapton.
>>96705447In that case I believe it would be a sparkling brap.
>>96705460bit high brow for /tg/, anon
>>96701161>ai generated image>ai generated postSage goes in all fields
>>96705511Mods love it.
>>96705511WAITER, WAITER, PLEASE MORE SLOP IF YOU COULD
>>96704544No it's "I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her have diarrhea"
How the fuck is this piece of shit thread still up?
I dont play dnd, but wouldnt it be better roleplaying if your "new" character (i.e. you) had no clue what the fuck was going on before they joined the party?
>>96706425The mods and jannies want this place to degrade. They hate everyone here, and they still do it for free
>>96706425A mod made it.
>>96706425I don't know, but I will bump
Sounds like the DM's a bitch. What did he expect you to do, twiddle your thumbs while you wait to play again. If the DM's gonna have a highly lethal game then he should find a way to introduce new PCs as quickly as possible. Maybe a fuckyou mcguffin that summons new victims until the battlefield as long as at least one PC is still alive.>>96706425Nigger
>>96701175Actually, that's a common misconception, but the character in the OP pic is actually named "Link." If you actually play the games instead of making assumptions from the title you quickly learn that "Zelda" is the little green elf guy with the sword.
>>96701279How do you know what's going on if you're on your phone?
I bet it smells like sour milk
>>96701161I can’t stand phones at the table either. You need a dopamine detox OP. You’re addicted. I often leave my phone in the car if I think it’ll be a distraction, nobody calls me except telemarketers and work anyways.
>>96713101If I'm not playing the game and I'm not making a new character than I'm not going to sit there and listen to story time.
>>96704785SEX?!YEAH YOU GO KING!WOOHOOwe love sex here
>>96717223I don't think D&D is for you mate.
I deem this thread to be PROSEMITIC
is this the thread?
>>96719046Not OP, but just how much "sit and watch other people play D&D while you don't get to play" do you think should be expected from wanting to play D&D?If I have a player waiting for the group to get somewhere they could logically meet their character so they can play - OBVIOUSLY my no phones rule wouldn't apply to them. Why the fuck would it? They're not even in the game yet, they're waiting for their character to show up.
I'm not entirely sure how the fuck this thread is still up but hey, ass.
>>96701161didn't ass
>>96719370I'd expect this kind of thread to be on /v/, not /tg/.
>>96701161You KNOW it smell crazy in there
>>96717307
>>96701175There's nothing attractive about a butthole, there's only shit inside.
Thread is still up, wilikers.
>>96702775>It's like beating the boss, but he gets up and moves into phase 2 and this time his health bar goes off-screen.I nearly bust my gut laughing when Ganon did that in TotK.
>>96701161They should've had something for you to do as a player, just listening to plot and ongoings is boring if you don't have a character associated with the information. Making you a temporary DM assistant or something, or have your new character being in the background of these scenes but not an active participant where you have to roll or make decisions.
>>96702402Not really, running away (in the right way) is the way to beat it somewhat. You just pretend it doesn't exist and stop ruminating on it (and yourself in general so much), focus on just improving yourself and those around you instead and then life will improve a little and the dark feelings that are intrinsic to existing will get more manageable. Havn't you wondered why "mental health" keeps getting worse alongside everyone treating it more seriously and focusing on it more? just run away, anon.
>>96728319> why "mental health" keeps getting worse alongside everyone treating it more seriously and focusing on it more?I’m pretty sure it’s getting worse because society is collapsing around us. Nobody can afford things anymore, we’re being worked to death, our cities are being constantly uglified, relationships have turned into a commodity to be sold by an app, and social media makes us all think we should be millionaires fucking pornstars. We all are getting more miserable and blaming mental health awareness is bullshit.Uh, traditional games right. I’ll add it’s like Monopoly but every square has already been bought.
>>96719046Oh, I know it isn't. That's slop, for the pigs. Pigs eat slop.
Why is this thread still here.
Traditionally, gaming is a means to entertain ourselves. It's okay to have fun entertaining ourselves others ways time to time. Besides, get your head out of social media and newslines and speakers intentionally designed to be psychotically depressive while they turn the dial on the economy machine from "work" to "suck". Find your way to bear this.
>>96717307This but unironically
I guess we're just seeing how long this thread will stay up huh
>>96735877>>96730448>>96735636Tabletop games?
>>96701161>>96701297https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96102405>It's hilarious how many GMs just mentally collapse the moment you decide not to fight something.OP take the escapepill!
>>96729828Because furries and other degens are the moderators, its been like that since at least 2016, and no wonder this place is a dump now.
>>96736055Post butts of gtfo
>>96736039great thread
>>96736180There is already a cheesecake thread. Just shows you guys every time there is a bit of freedom abuse it, so its best to have a hardl imits to this, now this place doesn't have anything interestign outside the generals and its just a slow v.
>>96736226Hey - cry about it. :)
>>96736226Why are you gay?
Traditional games.
>>96735877A mod made it, nothing will happen to it.
>>96701408>DM: You have to watch everyone else have fun because I can't naturally introduce your character yet.>DM: NO ITS NOT NATURAL FOR YOUR BRAND NEW CHARACTER TO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE PLOT
>>96701161Man, I love Zelda's ass.
>>96736039>>96701297I don't get why DMs do this. I want players to learn you don't have to fight everything, and some fights you can't win; i.e. I want them to pick their battles. It's a thinking game, not a skyrim hack n slash.
>>96738844>It's a thinking game, not a skyrim hack n slash.Here's your problem : some groups prefer playing like a skyrim hack n slash, and you need to realize this
