I know we all hate combat wheelchairs, but can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?>Disabled people shouldn't be in combatNeither should large breasted women>Wheelchairs are ineffectiveSo is bikini armor
I'm okay with the one that makes my dick hard.
Obviously proper full armor would be ideal, but not everyone can afford it.
>>96704153Fuck yeah dude!>wheelchairs>unf
>>96704129Bikini armor hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and insisting it’s on the same level of asinine as combat wheelchairs is like when the makers of that Netflix Cleopatra show defended portraying her as black because “some white girl did the same thing in the 50s.”The issue with combat wheelchairs is that they highlighted how common people have no control over the hobby anymore. Some silly little third-party splat got seized by every major company and entertainment group within months of the release despite nobody in the fandom really caring. Everything about the hobby has been corporatized, sanitized and safely packaged into little sound bites to feed your conscience either Good Thought or Bad Thought.Nobody fucking does bikini armor anymore, and on the rare occasions they do it’s an explicit callback or mockery of the aesthetic. It’s not on the same level as wheelchairs. I’ve seen the combat wheelchair in a multi-million dollar cartoon made by a critically-acclaimed acting group. The last time I saw bikini armor was goon threads on /tg/ posting art made in the 2000s. Don’t come at me with this comparison because it reeks of privilege, “oh I can safely mock bikini armor because my opinion on combat wheelchairs is assured. No matter how viciously people in this thread mocks combat wheelchairs, when I close the thread they’re still popular to companies and media moguls.” It’s pure privilege, you’re not the subversive culture anymore, you’ve become the establishment. Remember that next time you get bitter about “Chuds” gaining ground on something, because I’ve seen the same story (and in many cases, same arguments) happen in 2014.
>>96704160sometimes you gotta love this board
>>96704129I simply have half-naked women AND half-naked men in my games.
>>96704129Many warriors throughout history have gone into battle naked or near-naked, can the same be said for the wheelchair-bound?
>>96704237plot twist: everyone agrees that going half naked is fine (as commanded by holy texts of the ancestors), but theres a fierce schism on which half it should be - there's the topless, the bottomless, the horizontals, the diagonals, the bunnysuits, and the reverse bunnysuits.
>>96704129The difference is that a women in bikini armor can still move around freely without having to assume the BBEG was nice enough to include ramps. You can make a disabled character so long as it requires less suspension of disbelief that they'll be active.Take FMA where the MC has missing limbs, but uses prosthetics, so he is still able to move around, even if said prosthetic needs tons of maintenance.
>>96704245Ivar the Boneless (the real one, that the movie version is loosely based on)?Dwight Eisenhower?That one pharaoh that was so inbred his legs angled so bad he couldn't walk on them?
>>96704129If people want to play a paraplegic, then they should use a mount of some kind. I did this with a one shot with a 5e Battlesmith. It was fun but I'd only do it in limited settings desu.
>>96704285>3 specific peopleSo no, not many warriors throughout history.
>>96704129>large breasted women shouldn't be in combatElaborate
>>96704129Difference is that wheelchairs aren't sexy so I have no reason to put them in my setting
>>96704326The thing with historical records is - leaders get mentioned by name, troops by body count.
>>96704129You don't need a litany of mechanical exceptions to justify bikini armor.
>>96704129>Disabled people shouldn't be in combat>Neither should womenCorrect statement. If you want me to take your setting seriously, then every actual CQC battlefield combatant better be a fit male. Cripples and cunts are only allowed to do the occasional magic shit and maybe play some sort of accessory role in religion and politics. It should be rare and nigh unheard of to even have a queen ruling alone, for example, and if you go the retarded bulldyke Mary Sue route where she's stronk indpent womun, she better face severe internal pressures from her court as a consequence of that retardation.
>>96704129No, and that's gay as fuck.Supple, bikini-clad women are a feature in pulp, which is the foundation of medieval tabletop roleplaying games.
>>96704129Do you bitch about male warriors running into battle in bare chests and loincloths too? No? Then kindly fuck off with your strawman, OP.
>>96704129>but can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?Plenty of women want to have bigger tits. Everyone would prefer to be able to walk.Therefore, in a world full of magic, it makes sense that you would see people using magic to get bigger tits and make magical armor that shows that off, just like how you'd see people using magic in order to heal injuries so they can walk again. Furthermore, people in real life use wheelchairs. People in real life don't wear bikini armor. Bikini armor is already more fantastical by that alone.In a gritty low-magic setting, neither makes sense. In a high-magic setting, wheelchairs still don't make sense, because the solution should be something more fantastical and less like real life. To give another example of where the logic you used extends, why not try to apply this logic to zombies? Realistically, a decaying corpse isn't an effective soldier, because it going to fall apart simply from marching, let alone any actual battle. The conclusion is that while being unrealistic can take away from something, it can also add to it if that thing is suitably fantastical.
>>96704277Automail in general is a major part of the setting and a response to the many recent wars in Amestris' history instead of being a thinly veiled appeal for attention like combat wheelchairs are.
>>96704129Bikini armor is awesome though, not my fault you low-T, sexually repressed, zoomer faggots are upset at the sight of a pair of large rockin tits!
Okay, but when anime girls do it, then everything is fine.
>>96705009
>>96704129No. Sex is cool, and identity politics is for marxists (who should be killed).
>>96704129Why do you use Red Sonja as an example?A god blessed her to be a better warrior than most, which is why she doesn't need armor.
>>96704198>Everything about the hobby has been corporatized, sanitized and safely packaged into little sound bites to feed your conscience either Good Thought or Bad Thought.^this.And the solution is to be more like picrel.
>>96704277This. You can use disabilities as gameplay elements but it was blatantly obvious WoTC is deathly afraid of implementing any kind of downside to being wheelchairbound. "Yeah yeah the wheelchair can do anything you can now fuck off and please don't drag us on twitter". It's transparent pandering to political pressure.
>>96704198>play a game from 2006>it's filled with tits and vagina bones>same company today: GASP IS THAT A WOMAN WITHOUT AGGRESSIVE LAUGH LINES!?
>>96704129Why do libtards hate sexy, confident women anyways?
>>96705009>>96705011Damn, DnD looks like THAT?!
>>96704285>>96704326... And mist of the celts, you ignoramusesBet you don't even know what a fucking torc is
>>96704129If someone wants to play a character in a combat wheelchair then they have to sell the idea to the rest of the group as being something genuinely cool that won't make everyone else feel embarrassed to be around. You need to make the immobility fit to the character's idea.On the other hand, if someone wants to play as a sexy bikini armour clad slut, they'd best be prepared to convince the rest of the group they're not gonna make everyone uncomfortable by trying to ERP despite being a fat ugly grown ass man with a lisp. You're not trying to convince us about the idea itself, but about your intentions in doing so.
>>96704129the problem with combat wheelchairs is not that they're combat wheelchairs but that the only way WotC could think of implementing a way to make disabled PCs was combat wheelchairsthere are so many other possibilities and they chose exactly one and it was the most egregiously corporatized idea possible
>>96704245In hot climate, not the Frozen North.
>>96704285None of them went into battle in a wheelchairthey sensibly used horses or other fitting mobility tools.No one is complaining about having people without legs in a game, the problem is the combat wheelchair being a straight up copy of modern wheelchairs with zero thought how they fit in the setting.If, instead of actual wheelchairs they used walking golems, trained animals, floating disks, or anything that made sense no one would have batted an eye.This sort of wheelchair is LITERALLY on the same tech level as a modern car. Not even exaggerating.
>>96704285>Dwight Eisenhower?He wasn't exactly wheeled out into the frontlines, disingenuous-kun
>>96704156Hm. Yes. That is some very full armour, right there.I have actually used this gimmick before. A pseudo-Byzantine god-king claims to be the son of the local war goddess, and given he's not dead yet there must be *some* kind of relation there- so he has the head of the cult go around wearing belly-armour as a ceremonial attire.
>>96705992Wow, that's gayest thing I've ever read involving a man and a pregnant woman. Congrats, faganon!
>>96704153fpbp
>>96705990Ike was wheeled to places far more dangerous than the frontline - personal meetings with Stalin.
The Celts fought naked.If anything bikini armor is conservative.
>>96706054He wasn't Russian, so he was in no danger of dying to Stalin
>>96704330I prefer DFC and run a lot of combat
>>96704129There’s plenty of historical cultures who had warriors fighting in their birthday suits. If anything, the bikini armour is for modesty.
>>96704129One is a humiliation ritual, the other is fanservice. I make fun of both in my current fantasy homebrew campaign, but it is very obvious that the first is malicious while the second is just a silly byproduct of the fact that sex sells.
>>96704129>can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?We can but AC is not really armor, DR is and bikini armor doesn't offer DR but allows higher AC for being lighter in the form of Dex bonus.
>>96704198This is a good post. Bikini armor is dead and has been dead for years. Why compare it to combat wheelchairs? Because if you didn't you'd have nothing else - what's the last "unfortunate" aesthetic in the hobby? Moral busybodies have already changed everything they want about the game, and rather than recognize they are, in fact, the moral majority they crack open the crypts and wheel out dusty old bones to claim as an opponent.It's absurd.
>>96704129Magic can explain away the bikini armor. Sure it would make wheelchair usable too, but more importantly it would fix the fucking cripple and therefore the idea is just dumb.
>>96706057>>96706155Ah fuck my evil twin answered earlier than me.Well, then let me add a little bit:The issue with combat wheelchair isn’t to have “warriors with disabilities”.No one would bat an eye at having a PC that’s a blind swordsman, or a pirate with a peg leg, or a berserker with a prosthetic arm. That’s cool as hell.Fuck, I will even take a crippled PC riding on top of an NPC ogre, Master Blaster style.The problem with the wheelchair is that it’s so fucking obviously anachronistic and not fitting the genre (not to mention completely pointless. I mean, seriously, who wants to run, in a fantasy setting, a character that’s paralysed from the waist down and is absolutely HELL BENT on him using a wheelchair?)as if… you know… it was imagined this way on purpose, as a troll which was taken seriously and ended up like another one of those stuff from the woke era which are just designed to rub it in your face that “we are taking away your toys Chud, and you can’t even complain about it”.Well, fuck you, woke is dead, they won’t be able to pull this kind of shit for at least two generations and good fucking riddance.
>>96704129You can still navigate a Dungeon in a bikini and with great honking bazongas. The combat wheelchair is also stupid when Magic exists that could just fix your crippled legs and all the other myriad magical options that make a wheelchair completely invalid.
what if my character can't walk but has a horse?
combat wheelchair is stupid because it's a saturday morning show concession to diversity and inclusion.you're playing a game where your imagination is the limit, you don't need to give a fuck that mr nolegs has no real alternative to a wheelchair.Metal prosthetic limbs (>>96704277) that are in some ways better than real limbs is possible.So are being such a good horse rider (>>96706275) that it isn't a disability as long as you're on top of a horse.There are plenty of other interesting ideas: Psychics moving himself with his mind, a shapeshifter that can regain his movements while transformed, a mutant with long strong arms that he uses to walk around and so on.
>>96704129I have no issue with either, and to be honest no one has ever come ask me to play with neither in a game of mine i don't feel compelled to include them in general.To me it feels like the people complaining about this are fighting with shadows, since nor one nor the other have cause them any issues in real life. The combat bikini was always a /v/ problem shit in the first place, since the actual issues was buying an armor that didn't look the same when the character wear it, in a tabletop game you just describe the armor and that's how it looks and if you don't like it you don't buy it, it's not really an issue.And the wheelchair it's like crafting rules, for a very specific subset of people, not really for the public at large. And just like crafting, it doesn't bother me that they have them.I really think this is just getting angry for the sake of getting angry.
>>96706007I never said it was good, chudanon. Merely that I used it.
>>96706477As has been said before, the wheelchair caused gripes because it was a completely manufactured issue broadcast to the fandom like it was the hottest thing since sliced bread. The word everyone forgot to use is “astroturfing.” The wheelchair bothers people because it reminded them who the companies actually listen to.
>>96704129>combat wheelchairs>bikini armorCorrect: all expressed opinions on either boil down to "I like it!" and "I don't like it!"No one has ever gone into a conversation about either honestly. It's as simple as expressing preferences, and trying to rationalize your way to defending them.Yes: most people, in /tg/ as in all things, are dishonest, irrational, and too cowardly to admit their own beliefs to themselves.
>>96705009>>96705011Almost anything is okay when a cute girl does it, especially in future-fantasy settings.
I'm okay with bikini armor in game art but don't appreciate the expectation that a dragon's lair be wheelchair accessible.
>>96706620Yes, sure, but in the real world it still does no harm nor affects anyone's game. >"It was meant to appeal to another demographic, oh the humanity!"
>>96707001Exactly, all it did was remind people that WotC only cares about “them” and not “you.”
>>96705677Just feed pure bad thoughts in between committing murder? Hm, I'll take corpo-slop over active evil, thanks.
>>96707065Don’t tell him about people reacting to Charlie Kirk or Luigi Mangione.
>>96707080Yes, celebrating murder is bad. I hope one day you gain enough brain cells to understand this without needing to make it partisan.
>>96706620The only astroturfing is the people who talk about some fucking stupid 5e homebrew for 5 years and make new threads on it here on /tg/. I don't know if I have literally seen this shit even once outside of here, but you faggots can't stfu about it.
>>96704129No, it can't. The purpose of combat wheelchairs is to make useless broken shitty people feel less useless, broken and shitty, which is an objective minus for the group when it would be better for them to get someone less broken and snowflakey. The purpose of bikini armor is to play to a woman's strength - being eye candy. Which is an objective plus for the group as long as she's not a screeching feminist hag, in which case she too should fuck off from the table.Not complicated.
>>96707065>Hm, I'll take corpo-slop over active evil, thanks.Enjoy your slop, piggie. Murder could have solved it.
>>96707116>Enjoy your slop, piggie. Murder could have solved it.All murder "solves" is getting to walk around freely, and your celebration of it reveals your fundamentally evil nature, demon.
This is a non-issue.
>>96704330You wouldn't want one of those babies to be lopped off or maimed, would you?
>>96707437Doesn't seem to be an issue in anime, why would it be here?
>>96707469Because not every roleplay is tranime and some people like realism?
>>96707479What's realistic about Dungeons and Dragons.
>>96704129No, there was 4 whole continents of people who engaged in warfare shirtless and a period of time every did so, never has their been a case of battle wheelchair
>>96704129>either should large breasted womenI can think of exactly two women who were notoriously stacked and fought in combat historically. Joan of Arc and some coach guard who disguised herself as a man that I can't remember the name of.
>>96704129Wheelchairs are not sexyBikini armor on busty women are sexyPimple as
>>96707128>All murder "solves" is getting to walk around freelyOnly an insufficient quantity of murder. Seriously, what would world lose if entire management and C-suite of WoTC were murdered?
>>96704129No. I like hot sluts, and I don't have to justify my preferences, jew.
>>96707479You people are infuriating.>Sorry, chud. Everyone in this heckin' worlderino is brown, the women are flat-chested and you need to check your privilege if your pronouns are he/him"Nah, I'll go consume Japanese cartoons instead.">TRANNY TRASH! COME BACK AND LOVE THE REALISM!
>>96707600bad news anon, they'll just put new suits in those positions. Your murder is poorly targeted and thus will not solve the problem.
>>96707619This is your brain on culture wars.In fact, you, woketards and troonime fags belong in the same bioreactor, battery-buddy.
>>96704341And there is no record of large numbers of troops in wheelchairs. Thanks for agreeing with me. Dumbass.
>>96704345I don't particularly care about what you take seriously. Your approval is neither required nor desirable.
>>96705011This is like how In star wars that intentionally attack each other's lightsabers
>>96704129>I know we all hate combat wheelchairs, but can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?No. And I'm not going to sugar coat as to why: It's because sexy chicks in bikini armor are cool to look at. Combat wheelchairs are not. That's all there is to it. It does not matter if it's 'right' or not.
>>96707645>Your approval is neither required nor desirable.Unforunately, reality does not conform to your whims and any elf game that attempts to imitate reality will have to reject your insanity as well.
>>96704129Bikini armor wasn't created for the purpose of demoralizing Western civilization, so they aren't equivalent.
>>96705990You would be surprised
>>96706210heh, wheel out
>>96707656They made Astrid black in the new movies, btw.
>>96704129Not remotely the same thing.No one's fantasy is to be in a wheelchair. The people who are in wheelchairs IRL don't WANT to be in them.But you'd be surprised how many people in fact do want to dress like sluts and greatly prefer that to any kind of practical clothing.One of these things exists because there's a genuine, organic yearning for what it represents. The other is gross fetishization of disability.
>>96706683False.
>>96707001It affect civilization in general, which is far worse.
>>96705009>>96705011Arknights is Chinese, this isn't even close to retarded by the standards of a country where cultivation fiction is popular
>>96707479Sorry you have awful taste.
>>96707733you getting mad at a shitty splatbook is not the end of The West(tm)odds are you're not even from a country north of the tropic of cancer
>>96707637So no rebuttal huh? lmao
>>96707657You're imagining I hold a position opposite to yours just to have something to argue about.
>>96707695No, I really wouldn't.
>>96707715>But you'd be surprised how many people in fact do want to dress like sluts and greatly prefer that to any kind of practical clothing.Women wanting to use a sexy anime avatar for their livestream presentation to the internet makes this apparent to me.
>>96707780Why would that be what tips you off? Why would anyone ever not want to be attractive, given the choice?
>>96707780Every woman I've ever spoken to that isn't super deep into the kool-aid loves sexy ladies and big boobs. They can be jealous of them sometimes, sure; but they all say they like big tits, want to play hot girls in tabletop and draw attractive women in their art. It's only very specific categories of people that seem to get angry about hot chicks.
>>96707769Ike personally killed hundreds of Germans, often without using a weapon
>>96707779kek
>>96707779You want to be outraged about things that don't even affect you in any form or way.
>>96707801>Why would that be what tips you off?Streaming with an avatar gives the content creator a method of direct control over what they look like. They could look like literally anything they could possibly imagine. They could look like an octopus or an astronaut gorilla in a wheelchair if they so desired. But the most popular avatar used for livestreaming are sexy women.>Why would anyone ever not want to be attractive, given the choice?Their personal political beliefs.
>>96707803This has also been my experience as well. I have a woman in my current gaming group. Whenever we post pictures of what our characters look like, she always posts an attractive female.
>>96707852No one has a political belief of "I want to be ugly"
>>96707873>No one has a political belief of "I want to be ugly"Maybe not but I meant "I'm ugly in real life so everyone else has to be, too."
>>96707867Not, just the culture war in your head.
>>96707852>he thinks he's a mind reader instead of an autist who can't understand people can think different than him
>>96707852>But the most popular avatar used for livestreaming are sexy women.While I don't disagree that most people generally like being hot, you realize they do this for money, right? Especially vtubers with agencies - they might have some say in the design but (for example) every single HoloLive girl was designed that way to consciously appeal to an audience consisting of primarily Japanese salarymen. Even if there's not an agency involved it's still profitable, there's a reason twitch had the bathtub stream controversy a year or two back.
>>96707901>you realize they do this for money, right?Yes. And bikini-armor chicks were also drawn that way for money. There's an audience, and people willing to do that stuff with full consent - what's the issue here?
>>96707869>I have a woman in my current gaming group.Sending you my condolescences in advance.
>>96707881Which isn't "my representation of myself should be ugly", which is what is being discussed.
>>96707921I just think it's somewhat disingenuous to imply horny vtuber avatars are primarily a personal validation thing instead of a marketing thing.
>>96707932>Sending you my condolescences in advance.Nah, it's cool. She's cool. We've been gaming together for years. She is definitely not 'woke' and she's rarely been a disrupting presence at the table.
>>96707887Day of the oven soon.
>>96707657Imagine... an elf game... which isn't realistic! My God! Anyway, time to take a nappy and recover all my hit points.
>>96707656You would not have abs at that bf%, especially as a woman.>t. /fit/
>>96707942>She is definitely not 'woke' NTA but this isn't even top 10 things to worry about
>>96707936>I just think it's somewhat disingenuous to imply horny vtuber avatars are primarily a personal validation thing instead of a marketing thing.Except there are such things as Vtubers who stream to very, very small audiences (like less than a dozen people) with sexy anime waifu avatars, and in spite of the fact they make literally no money from it, continue to do so because they like doing it.
>>96707947Sure thing pal, just like the rapture and all that other stuff you life to fantasized about so much.
>>96707936 indie vtubers who have no interest in or need for a profit still make themselves hot. women who draw as a hobby draw hot women. it is universal, and money has nothing to do with it.
>>96707952yeah, that's why imagination is superior.
>>96707959sleep tight ;)
>>96707957>NTA but this isn't even top 10 things to worry aboutOkay, now you got me all curious about what some of those 10 things might be even though it's not the topic of this thread. Care to share?
>>96707958>>96707960Of course, of course. Sex DOESN'T sell, the woman showing her tits off can only be doing it for the love of the game.
>>96707977I sure will. And as each day pass, and you become older and older, your desires ever out of reach, you fantasies always unrealized, I'll smile.
>>96707989>Sex DOESN'T sell,You're putting words in my mouth. I never denied that sex doesn't sell. It most certainly does.>the woman showing her tits off can only be doing it for the love of the game.Considering the amount of times I've seen women flashing their tits to the internet just to get a few likes and upvotes: Yes, you are correct in that statement, even if you were being sarcastic.
>>96707645I don't take your claims of being a real woman seriously, either. Neither does anyone else, despite what they tell you.>>96707949>It's fantasy, chud. I roll to dismount my combat wheelchair and hit the dragon with my car. Also I'm a real woman!No.
>>96707989>the woman showing her tits off can only be doing it for the love of the game.Yeah actually. I guarantee a lot of women do that just for the validation of people saying she's hot. Hell, I bet even a ton of onlyfans e-thots consider that a bonus to the job.
>>96705770Because straight white men like them, so they must be removed. It really is that simple.
>>96708023Sorry, the game's not realistic. Not just in terms of elves and dragons existing, but also in the basic physical reality of the character. You can cry about it if you want but it's just the hard truth.
>>96708023>complaining about car when artificers are a thing>focusing on one element when all armors and medieval technology are out of wack mixing things from the 300s to the 1500s
>>96708023Been looking for that picture for a while.
>>96704129I have no problem with disabled PCs.I have a problem with a depiction of disability being touted as "progressive" and it IMMEDIATELY being COMPLETELY magicked away by a bullshit item.Disability is not an accessory.
>>96704129Bikini armor was invented because it is cool. The combat wheelchair was invented to push (no pun intended) an agenda.Also this >>96706232
>>96708090If there's no hindrance from disability in games, it seems similar to able-bodied people playing around in wheelchair in real life. I can't see it as anything other than mockery of actually disabled people.
>>96707989Sure, maybe. Did you want to respond to something I actually said?
>>96707996Nope you'll be genocided :)
>>96708023Who do you think you're replying to? lol dumb fuckin nigger
>>96708132Piss poor job on that so far buddy.
>>96708149whatever helps you feel safe :)reply if these posts genuinely bother you :)
>>96704245Only when they had literally no other option and they would always grab something if they could
>>96707638Adventurers are closer to named historical figures than to faceless mooks, dumbass.
>>96707958>>96707960are you positive these vtubers are not seeking a wider audience and the financial gains that come with?
>>96704285>asked for wheelchair warriors>names leaders in wheelchairsnigga nobody's got a problem with people wanting to bring Professor X or Gehrman to the table
>>96704198Bikini armour and sexy armour in general is never dying for as long as people are horny, the fact that corposlop isn't going to go near that stuff for the time being hasn't made hot chicks any less popular in my experience. As soon as you get away from the reach of Western companies they quickly start popping up in art and looks again. Artists like 'em, fans like 'em, and Asian devs in gaming also keep making them, it's an evergreen.Don't know about the long-term appeal of combat-wheelchairs tho.
>>96709926>ugly women: EWWW THIS CHARACTER DESIGN I LITERALLY CAN'T IT GIVES ME THE ICK>attractive women: added to cart, the cosplay materials will be here on friday>ugly women: NOOOOO THIS IS REINFORCING GENDER STEREOTYPES NOOOOOOOalso>fake virtue signaler: my character is in a wheelchair, because that's okay!>real paraplegic: I'm a robot centipede from the waste down! tremble puny mortals!
>>96709765Frontline fighters in wheelchair are only really if the wheelchair is more of a representation of the character's strength and mental fortitude, whether it's from the character understanding their physical weakness and yet wanting to contribute nonetheless on the field of battle in their own way OR if they purposefully trick out their wheelchair like a custom mount so that they can continue to fight on their own terms instead of cowering at home. The combat wheelchair kind of shits all over that by just being something you can buy out of the gate, rather than being a product of necessity and/or invention. Hell, you technically don't even need to be crippled to use it, you could have a whole party full of assholes on hovering wheelchairs mowing people down like a bunch of fantasy Daleks.
>>96707624After what Luigi Mangione did, the United Health started approving medical procedure to the point that it was sued by BlackRock for losing investor money.
>>96704129See >>96710684
>>96710738Based
>>96704129This is how I combat wheelchair.
>>96708118And they made it so The Chair follows you no matter what. Druid shape-shifting? Your animal form is crippled from the waist back, here's a dog wheelchair. Your soul is crippled. When you die, your ghost will be in a wheelchair. You can never escape the chair.
>>96704129Can you point me to any modern non-niche system that actually features bikini armor? I never experienced anyone ever even play a character with bikini armor. So your entire take is already complete nonsense, because you won't have to fear in a million years that even the illustration of bikini armor shows up in a modern rulebook or official art for a setting, much less being included in a way that threatens internal consistency, as long as the retards exist who put wheelchairs in there. Which besides those obviously being officially forced into shit, had to experience in a actual game I was part of. Man, I fucking wish this even had a chance of being an issue, but it just isn't.
>>96711123>theyIt is one person on Twitter who made a stupid homebrew and now I must eternally read about it. TBQH it was actually a genius marketing move since I now know this random game designer's name(s).
>>96711548>It is one person on TwitterThere are actual RPGs with the combat wheelchair now.See daggerheart for an example.There was some other fantasy heartbreaker but that one didn't have the picture of the crippled dog so I don't remember the name.
>>96711618Wow, Daggerheart has stupid woke crap in it? Next you're going to tell me this ice cream has sugar in it?
>>96711618>>96711625Oh, sorry, I looked up the Daggerheart combat wheelchair.It's by the same person lmao. Good job, /tg/, you got them a job.
>>96711625>>96711628Did you have a point beyond trying to disguise the fact that you were wrong?
>>96711654I was correct, it is one indie dev's homebrew for 5e and now they got paid to put it in Daggerheart. Literally no one else has made it, and the Daggerheart one probably wouldn't have been made if /tg/ and others hadn't insisted on viral marketing the (mechanically trash) output of this retard.
>>96711664Off the top of my head, combat wheelchairs have showed up in>official D&D art>world of warcraft>critical role>hades 2but sure, it's just one guy on twitter.>but this is only 4 examples in different mediaI know where this goes, no matter how many times this shit shows up you will insist it's just one guy and further examples don't count, you can stop being disingenuous any time.
>>96711664>probablyPeople really love to excuse the excesses of these sorts by insisting they'd actually be very reasonable and restrained and not do anything so long as no one criticizes them and I dunno why they think it's a convincing tactic.
>>96711719nta but two of those examples (d&D and CR) are the same thing and the other two are videa, not ttrpgs...
The problem isn't that wheelchairs aren't realistic, it's that they aren't cool, bikini armor is
>>96711719>world of warcraftLeave the old timer alone, he's been through a lot
>>96711719Pathfinder 2e also has them, though Paizo has always been woke so it's par for the course for them.
>>96704129Sonja has always been a special case. She's like Conan in that she's basically superhuman. Conan and Sonja are direct Atlantian descendants, which in Howard's narrative means they have the blood of eight foot tall murder gods in them. So when Conan strangles a twenty five foot man eating serpent simply with his own strength, he gets a pass and so too when Sonja uses giant weapons and doesn't care what climate she's in when wearing the bikini. These characters are not meant to be normal warriors, even in the narratives they come from.
Why not just give the wheel chaired person some cool fantasy style powered armor instead?
>>96704345>any combatant is to be a fit male>he has no idea about history or historical warfare No need to advertise itself so much you shit
>>96707637>>96707479>wails and Pearl clutches over anime>on the anime websiteConsidered trying out reddit, champ?
>>96706057Fantasy celts should appear more often.
>>96713085I don't think you know how bad woad smells.I went to a living iron-age open air museum as a kid and I can still remember the smell of the woad-wearing celts and the woad-making hut. It is made of fermenting vegetable matter and it smells like it.
>>96707949>Imagine... an elf game... which isn't realistic!Goof elf games are realistic, in a sense that they're grounded in reality. The Author then intorduces the 'fantastical' elements, creating his own, secondary reality. D&D stopped being 'realistic' when it tried to be something other than a wargame/dungeon crawler. 3.5 attempted at being a full simulationist system and failed so spectacularly we are STILL dealing with the fallout - 20 years later!There is a reason LOTR and Silm were never surpassed in almost a century. Being a Demiurge is not an easy job.Most fantasy writers don't even subscribe to the doctrine of sub-creation.
>>96704129I'd rather rather ogle full, supple breasts in chainmail than a drooling 'tard in a chair.Not apologizing. There's nothing to be sorry over.
>>96707101>homebrewAnon...
>>96710371Wtf based Luigi dabbing on Blackrock?!
>>96713292>I don't think you know how bad woad smells.To give you an idea:The late medieval production around Toulouse was described as smelling 'beastial', and legend has it that the production areas around Erfurt smelled so awful that armies in the 30 years war didn't want to go near them.The process involves crushing and fermenting a plant that is related to mustard, and then treating the fermenting parts with urine and ash.
>>96706210>they crack open the crypts and wheel out dusty old bones to claim as an opponentOn a wheelchair.
>>96704285>Ivar the Boneless (the real one, that the movie version is loosely based on)?FUCKING INCORRECTYou pedantic twats should know better. NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS why he was called that and there is NO consensus on it. Blow it out your ass.
>>96704129The difference is the chainmail bikini art was commercially in a way that combat wheelchair art has never and will never be. Redditors and Tumblrinas don't actually buy or play RPGs and the modern economy of the hobby has reflected that.
>Dungeons and Dragons is not realisticI can’t stand this argument because it’s never justly enforced. It’s always been a childish way to claim (your) fantasy is cool.
>>96715098Pretty much.Half of the times realism is an excuse argument to selectively single out stuff that someone doesn't like, while even more absurd stuff is going on in the background and goes completely unquestioned. I've seen people online who unironically complain about the Sisters of Battle armour in 40k because it has boob plate, and that's unrealistic, *in Warhammer 40k*. Nevermind the rest of the setting, just the Sisters of Battle themselves have giant robots with buzzsaws for arms in their army, and somehow people have an issue with the realism of boob shaped power armour while those things walk around. Those people don't have an issue with the realism of the armour, they have an issue with tits, but don't want to say it.Bikini armour is the same, you can justify it in a million ways with in-universe logic, rule of cool and other nonsense, the problem is people who can't stand the fanservice but don't want to say it openly.You could make the same argument for combat wheelchairs actually. There are a thousand ways you can make cripples cool in fantasy, like a weaponized prosthesis like it's in Sekiro, or that flying chair Professor X had. In fact, it's been done a lot of times before. The problem with recent D&D wheelchairs isn't that they don't make sense or are unrealistic, it's that they're lame as fuck and such obvious virtue signaling crap that it kills any potential for that idea on the spot, that's the actual reason those suck.
>>96707949>Imagine... an elf game... which isn't realisticThe real problem with this take is that it's ALWAYS selectively employed.>Women can't wear bikini armor because realistically they would wear real armor!>Combat wheelchairs are ok because fantasy!>Warrior women shouldn't look like supermodels, it's not realistic!>having this insular medieval town look like modern day california is ok because fantasy!I'm sure you can come up with examples of this shit for the chuds if you want, I'm not direction-brained, I'm just using the examples that affected the games I play.
>>96715477>the problem is people who can't stand the fanservice but don't want to say it openly.It's both though.Trying to rationalize bikini armor or any other kind of fanservice is always pretentious, because everyone knows what's it for. It's more grating for the attempt to justify wankery than for it by itself.Witches, sorcerers, sure. Even magical artifact clothing even, just not all the time as if it's normal. But I cringe even at women fighters in the first place.In breaking news, some people come to roleplay to simulate adventure and fighting monsters, not for blatant coombait. You can have a clothed woman lust-provoking enough if you want.>b-bu-Go roleplay your goblin cave rape dungeons if you want. It doesn't mean that everyone must have that all the time.You're right about the wheelchairs, of course.
>>96715644I don't really care about rationalizing bikini armour though. I just like hot action chicks with big tits fighting monsters and that's the end of it.To everyone their own tho, obviously. Some people want stuff that's more "grounded", some people don't care. The point is that realism is just an excuse a lot of people use to argue that their preferred form of fantasy is better than the others.
>>96715644>But I cringe even at women fighters in the first place.Sounds like you're just a repressed homosexual. Why should anyone care about what you say?
>>96716176sound like you're being homophobic! Why should anyone care about what you say?
>>96716264Nothing bad with homosexuals. But repressed homosexuals tend to have this tendency of projecting themselves in others (like being unable to stand women in a fantasy game.)
>>96715921It's fair. I just like what makes sense in my head if I am to treat roleplay seriously.>>96716176I don't mind women in their proper roles. Take Darkest Dungeon for example. Plague Doctor, Vestal, Graverobber, even Musketeer are fine. Arbalest and especially Hellion are cringe as fuck and I will never stop saying that.Didn't ask you to care, you will still read whatever I have to say and bitch over it.
>>96716648>Musketeer are fine>Arbalest are cringethe two are literally a functionally identical reskin of the same character
>>96716667Yes, but a daintly white woman with a boomstick is infinitely better than a sob-story jogger with a fucking ballista she could barely carry.Also I forgot to spit on Shieldbreaker. Tfu!
>>96704129Bikini Armor is fine because damage mitigation is abstracted enough that it only amounts to a palette swap or transmog skin.Combat wheelchairs are bad because they beggar mechanical differences while demanding that the cripple is equal or superior than the able bodied.
>>96716648Brown post (NTA btw)
>>96715644>In breaking news, some people come to roleplay to simulate adventure and fighting monsters, not for blatant coombait. You can have a clothed woman lust-provoking enough if you want.>b-bu->Go roleplay your goblin cave rape dungeons if you want. It doesn't mean that everyone must have that all the time.This argument falls back into the "selective enforcement" argument everyone has been making. It's "eye-rolling" to include coombait in your game, but it's "empowering" to include combat wheelchairs. Don't like one? Don't include it. Don't like the other? You're a bigot. There is of course the time-honored declaration that, "my table, my choice" which still holds true, but one causes immediate judgement (he doesn't like combat wheelchairs? What else doesn't he like...!) While the other has been accepted as common wisdom (he doesn't like bikini armor? Makes sense, it's silly...!)The point to all of this is that there's a power and privilege to one side of the aisle that said aisle refuses to acknowledge. The people who like combat wheelchairs are in an unassailable position where they can sally forth and push for wheelchairs all they want, or any number of other related changes, safe in the knowledge that no company, media group or popular social streamer will ever call them out for it. Anyone who does is "alt-right" or an ineffectual grifter. We can pick apart the explanations all day but the mental result is the same; people know who's calling the shots and many people despise them for it - not just for their authority, but that they continue to act like they're *not* an authority. Like a teacher that tries to use their class's slang and Millennial-style passive-aggressive "guidance."
>>96716768>but it's "empowering" to include combat wheelchairsWho are you quoting, retard?The point is that wheelchairs are even in the discussion to begin with, they are trash and anyone who takes offense is trash.Bikini armor is at least up do a debate. Now stop being a fucking bitch, it's embarrassing.
>>96704129>but can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?No.
>>96716824>Discussion>DebateWhere? The debate has already happened, the discussion was years ago. Everyone is doing combat wheelchairs now, and bikini armor has been consigned to the same basement as -4 strength. Everybody here hates wheelchairs yet they were forced upon us because, as I said before, “it’s the right thing to do” while busty fantasy bitches have been entirely relegated to the (admittedly thriving) fanart scene. It’s a baffling tonal shift between what the fans want and what the company insists on doing.
>>96716941>Everyone is doing combat wheelchairs nowI don't. You don't. And nobody worth playing with does.I don't take orders from corps. Simple as.
The problem with 'women fighters' is that fighters usually means PCs. Players are mostly dudes. A dude playing a woman is slightly gay. Like listening to Nightwish kind of gay, not taking pozloads by the dozens kind of gay. Therefore, women fighters are gay.
>>96715098>>96715477>>96715612Actual fantasy realism would be to have characters that react realistically in absurd fantasy situations. The overwhelming majority of chainmail bikinis are massively enchanted and the shape is typically a reflection of that. It was never not a functional absurdity. Why the wheelchair is so fucking bad is that the fantasy logic overrules the wheelchair logic in these settings as well, with healing magic being more than effective to deal with it. The redditors who push this retarded narrative have always used unprincipled exceptions to the massive amounts of rules they expect everyone else to follow and I'm glad people are finally waking up to the fact that everyone who complains about fanservice in fantasy is an unlikable meat calculator pretending to be a person.Sadly they are also massive nogames due to being kicked out of every table that isn't 100% like them.
>>96717139This guy knows what's up. Playing female characters is weird.
>>96704345The correct statement would be calling you a retarded nogames faggot who knows nothing other than the taste of cock.
>>96705336Or we could just kill you for being retarded.
>>96705770>>96708064Only you know why you post even when you are nogames and have brain damage
>>96707932Hopefully as a thanks they send you a brain.
>>96710059>derp durr.
>>96718111>>96718090>>96718019>>96718009>>96717987You have to be 18 to post here.
>>96716648>>96716686It sounds like your proper role is retarded nogames fag.
>>96718120Then you better leave.
>>96717139If listening to Nightwish is gay then drop trou and I'll suck your dick now
>>96704129>I know we all hate combat wheelchairs, but can the same arguments against them also be applied to bikini armor?It's all about WHY it's in the game or story.Bikini armor was never really about being armor, it was about being sexy and everyone got it. It was silly and everyone was in on the joke. (Side note, most of the "bikini armor" were just bikini because it was uncouth to show the lady parts in fiction from the 50s and 60s.) The combat wheelchair is an intentional intrusion that came in with the DEI demands. It was an intentional thumb in the eye to make people uncomfortable in a way they couldn't object to without being called bigots. But it was a step too far. Some people tried to thread the needle. Others finally had enough and there's a very public grass-roots hatred of forced DEI in gaming and the wheelchair is one of the things people can point directly at. (It's not singular by any means but it was part of the easily identified things that came about that time.)
>>96718585In other words, bikini armor was "something for the dads" while combat wheelchairs are corporate ghouls checking off a box.
>>96718700>combat wheelchairs are corporate ghouls checking off a boxOh,I wish that's all it was. It became a diversity weapon. If you had a problem with a PC is a wheelchair, then you were a bigot. It became a game store purity test where rainbow-haired Karens would determine if you were worthy to share their game store space. I saw some ugly shit in my LGS over it. (I dropped the "friendly" part on purpose.) Now, there's two game stores in my area and neither hosts RPGs, just MtG and Pokemon.
>>96718295I listen to Nightwish habitually myself.
As someone that works in disability support, with clients in wheelchairs that I run games for, none of them like this shit. If you are disabled, and can be whatever you want to be in a fantasy land, you don't then choose to still be disabled. That's the whole point of power fantasy, like how I don't choose for my characters to have small dicks. It's condescending to present a reality where they are just as capable physically as able bodied people, they are acutely aware of how fucking limited they are and presenting a farcical portrayal of how they get around is pretty insulting. Even one of my clients who loves critical role HATED the combat wheelchair scene. We even have added extra rules for combat wheelchairs, like you can't get up from prone with someone else using their action, because the people at the table thought that was less immersion breaking
>>96718931This has been pretty much my experience with any effort to push some form of DEI minority inclusion.OTOH, I remember a group of Asian college students that brought me a copy of Oriental Adventures for me to run for them. They wanted me to go all in with my take on kung fu and samurai. This was a mixed group of Japanese and Taiwanese students. Good times.
>>96719051>OTOH, I remember a group of Asian college students that brought me a copy of Oriental Adventures for me to run for them. They wanted me to go all in with my take on kung fu and samurai. This was a mixed group of Japanese and Taiwanese students. Good times.People love seeing their culture as interpreted by other people. Sometimes the portrayals can get really mean or crass, but that's part of the risk. You need to pick a good GM, somebody you trust.
>>96704156Is this art from Maiesta RPG? I saw that there's a thread about it right now.
>>96707706Half-breed from the Vandal Kingdom.Also it's a modern disney live action adaptation so who gives even the slightest fuck at this point.
>>96719142Nope, the artist does mostly musclegirls and futa, with occasional prego on the side.Also Maiesta characters would usually qualify as "hyperpregnant", while these picture are still on the upper end of "realistic".
>>96719117That was it, they wanted to have the experience of having their own cultures reflected back at them. That was a wild table too. I hammed up every kung fu and samurai movie trope I knew and they were all in on it. The showdown in the bath house was probably the peak experience of that game. One of the guys did mange style are featuring his favorite scenes from the game and when I saw them I understood how much fun they were having. It wasn't even the fight scenes mostly. I was baffled why a white guy in his thirties was who they wanted to run the game for them until then.One little piece of that, I never read the book before that and even then I threw most of it out and used the Rules Cyclopedia and spiced it up with things I remember from movies and TV shows. IDK if anyone that was a real fan of Oriental Adventure TSR material would have even recognize the game I was playing.
>>96704330They can get in the way of your arms if they're big enough. I'm not kidding.Arnie encountered a similar problem during the filming of Conan and had to reduce his workout to make his pecs and biceps smaller, so that he could do the sword fight choreography.
>>96719352>They can get in the way of your arms if they're big enough. I'm not kidding.Yeah but that's really hot, the way women can squish their arms into their chest and make 'em squeeze is really hot.
>>96704129>Running into battle without your body fully covered in metal is unrealisticlol. lmao even>>96706057>>96706155Celtic unity
>>96704301One of my favorite characters was made monoplegic during an encounter. The GM was so apologetic and tried to give me, the player, an out for having my character crippled not even 30 minutes later.But, it's like no, man. The dude got crippled. He hates it. I love it. It's a roleplaying opportunity for the party face that could do no wrong to have his low point. It also served as party bonding as the character he got crippled saving was now doting on him to try to make things right, much to his chagrin.The character eventually ended up getting a prosthetic that was better than the organic leg, but it was earned, not just a freebie.
>>96714784So much effort for a blue paint.
>>96718144>I-it sounds like>No, y-you're ACK! tualyIt sounds like you're grasping at straws, butthurt faggot.
>>96719430>>96706057>>96706155Those who could afford armor still used armor. And Romans (who used a lot of armor) beat them handily, although mostly due to superior tactics and logistics (but Roman tactics require armored infantry).Macedonian Phalanx that once conquered even more of the known world than the Romans was also armored, although not quite as heavily as Roman troops, but still, every soldier wore at least a breastplate and a helmet. Not so different from modern armor, if you think about it.
>>96721322It only sounds like that to you because you have dicks in your ears, you retarded faggot.
>>96723051>retarded faggot madYep. Contain yourself, you freak.
>>96723194>retarded faggot madYes, great job finding yourself.
>>96723226Yeah, I often find myself making retarded faggots mad.
>>96721363>Romans beat them handily>Campaigning for centuries to beat naked snow niggersLol, lmao
>>96704129I just think wheelchairs are a boring way to solve being crippled. We are playing in a world of magic and wonder, and you want a fucking mobility scooter. You didn't lose your legs in the accident you lost your imagination dipshit.
>>96723693You should stop making yourself mad.
>>96723894You should stop projecting your faggotry.
>>96723963That just you looking in the mirror, dumbass.
>>96723990Trust me, you aren't in my mirror, faggot.
>>96724029Yeah, you are the only one in your room so it make sense you only see yourself and your faggotry.
>>96724106More like I look at the screen and see you retarded, butthurt faggotry after you got told. But sure, keep squealing.
>>96721363>Those who could afford armor still used armorOf course, but those were mostly the nobility and their retainers. The commoners would also fight, but they typically would acquire a sword and shield over armor.>Romans beat them handilyOnly true during Caesar's campaigns, and that relied heavily on his political acumen and ability to play the Gallic tribes against each other. Prior to that, Gauls were a menace. They nearly burned Rome down, they were a large portion of Hannibal's forces, and they were a menace for centuries. Part of the reason Caesar's campaigns in Gaul were so impressive was the fact that the Gauls had left such an impact on the Roman psyche.Also, most Roman equipment actually came from Gallic design rather than Greek. The classic legionary helmets, since the early days of the republic, came from Gallic designs. The lorica hamata, the gladius, and the scutum were also all Gallic in origin (the gladius and scutum even descend from Celtic languages linguistically).
>>96724121That just your retarded faggot face being reflected off your monitor.
>>96724191Text isn't a face, but nice try, subhuman.
>>96724227So your face looks like retarded text. Okay then.
I hate this fucking site.
>>96724260I'm sure that sounded like a great comeback in your head, retard faggot.
>>96718019Found the leftist who hates beautiful women.
Love me some homoerotic catfights in the thread
>>96724404Or you are just retarded just like your posts.
>>96724513Said the retarded /pol/tard who failed at reading.
>>96724631Nah. Stay mad.
>>96724660No u and your stupid fag face
>>96724645You don't have to be a "/pol/tard" to notice that American media, regularly created by far-left leaning Californians, has made a concerted effort to portray women in a less conventionally attractive way. They do this despite the obvious success enjoyed by foreign titles like Stellar Blade. It is politically motivated. The fact that you are getting defensive about it is telling.
>>96725787Yes, we can see you are retarded and smell bad like all /pol/tards.
>>96704129My IQ dropped 10 points after I joined your thread
>>96725922Say thanks to our resident leftoid schizo.
>>96725989Yes, your retardation is to blame
>>96726113Lol, sure, just take your medicine, sick retard.
>>96726148Go take dicks somewhere else retard fag.
>>96726176Oh, there it goes again projecting it's faggotry. Sick, deranged thing.Okay, here's a (You). Go cry to your mommy now, freak.
>>96726211Nope, you just act like a huge gay faggot with retardation.
>>96706275>what if my character can't walk but has a horse?Based and perfectly acceptable. The main beef people have with combat wheelchairs is that they're:>Clearly a retarded idea>Break immersion>Obviously an attempt by progiggers to push their bullshit despite everyone telling them noTamerlane meanwhile is based and horsepilled.
You know why.
>>96725842You're getting upset, maybe it's time for you to get off 4chan. Banter can be very difficult for people who register everything emotionally.
>>96726657Yeah, everyone can tell you are retarded and don't know anything.
>>96705989>If, instead of actual wheelchairs they used walking golems, trained animals, floating disks, or anything that made sense no one would have batted an eye.In some fantasy series they have magic chairs that walk. Other suggestions I have seen including skeletons carrying person in a palanquin. I think I've seen the suggestion of a ogre carrying you on their shoulders. The alchemist in the video game dota2 does that. Though he's not disabled, their back story is that they just teamed up and escaped prison.
>>96718931This depends on the person. Some people play stuff for power fantasy, and some people want to examine their fears/traumas in a safe way. There's also a lot of overlap between the two categories, everyone's different.>>96719051>>96719117>>96719203This also depends on the person to some extent.But people are more willing to enjoy positive cliches/stereotypes than negative ones (especially if you understand they are exaggerations).Like most americans would be fine playing a game where you play cowboys riding alligators or some absurd exaggeration of memes about the usa. But they probably wouldn't like it if you depicted americans as inbred hicks.
>>96705011>>96704129>>96704198>>96705009>>96705863Anyone read Dr. McNinja? I haven't finished it yet.
In Korean video games all the females wear high heels into battle which by far is even more offensive than bikini armor.
>>96730903Do they at least use them as weapons?
Playing disabled characters with actual disabilities is kino.Reminds me of that one time i was playing Call of Cthulu as a hard-bliled ex-cop P.I who just happened to be wheelchairbound. I did all of the pulp detective comic tropes except he couldn't walk.The highlight was probably when a femnpc offered to help me up the stairs and i just called her a broad and kept trying and failing to do it in my own before choosing to "guard" the exit while the party explores around.
>>96714784Sounds like an effective way to throw the enemy off if you're acclimatized to the smell.
>>96729300>In some fantasy series they have magic chairs that walk. Other suggestions I have seen including skeletons carrying person in a palanquin. I think I've seen the suggestion of a ogre carrying you on their shoulders.These are all fun and make perfect sense considering their settings, if that was used no one would mention it.
>>96731262>Romans weren't actually afraid of the Celts, they just didn't want to get near the smelly, naked bastards>The magic of Woad was the stench
>>96731325If it makes them flinch or retch it's all you need, I've seen people crippled by sturmstromming stench.
>>96704153Wheelchairs dont make your dick hard? What are you, gay?
>>96704129>we can all agree oranges are bad but how about apples, hmmm? They're the same thing
>>96731300Depends on the level, and location.You're not having any of that shit at level 1. Also the palanquin and ogre are impractical in a lot of environments
>>96716292>like being unable to stand women in a fantasy game.You don't need to be a fag to notice that all-male groups are order of magnitude more stable and far less prone to stupid drama (thing women create out of then air when they're bored).
>>96732980Yes, everyone notices that you are retarded nogames.
>>96704129I enjoy seeing foids depicted as the objects they are. I hate seeing useless eaters. Simple as.
>>96732576>You're not having any of that shit at level 1A goliath would do too.Just hire a goliath henchman to carry you. PCs don't start with 0 gold.
I can't believe we still have the white knight anon that runs around the board hunting for any misogyny to post the same recycled phrase every time lmao
>>96733013M'lady won't let you fuck her for white knighting on the webz, projection-kun.>>96733174It's a mod. Probably a pajeet.
>>96733137>t. retarded and useless eater.
>>96733174>>96733202Crying about white knights like a faggot is not going to make you any less of a retard who no one will play tabletop game with
>>96733212Such an amusing domesticated 'man'. Woof woof. Good hubby.
>>96733247Yes, everyone can see you are more retarded than a dog.
What's truly strange is being so anti-misogyny while still using "faggot" and "retarded".Truly white knight behavior, he doesn't mind being homophobic, but he sure is gonna defend women in anonymous image boards.
>>96733385>t. retarded newfag faggot.
>>96733392>no racist slur thrown intourist.
>>96733396Good job finding yourself Sir Fagalot.
>>96733431that doesn't even work you nigger.
>>96733471Your stupid face doesn't work.
>>96733483>kindergarten level insultMight as well call you doodoohead, since that's the level you're at.
>>96733522You were already at that level.
>>96733553>no u!Imagine being so angry you slowly descend into full babyspeak over misogyny.
>>96733733No one needs to imagine you being retarded
>>96733764>response is now barely even relatedlmao, come on, try a little harder, you're this close to making me stop being an evil misogynist.
>>96733774You are not worth any more effort than calling you a retarded faggot.
>>96733813Oh you're back to normal, how was your mental trip to kindergarten?
>>96733835Ask yourself that, nogames tard.
>>96733919>no u againsad!
>>96733937Cry harder you dumb fag.
>>96733247no one's is calling you incel on the internet in order to have sex.
>>96733944>he broke the scriptwhoa
>>96734037Your brain is broke. Which is why you can't play tabletop games.
>>96734055>already back to scriptboo
>>96734082Boo hoo, Gaylord.
>>96734144>gaylordback to school again?
>>96734231I don't know where you are right now.
>>96734293that's not even coherent anymore
>>96734314So you lost your brain at school again?
>>96734328That makes even less sense
>>96734331Go find your brain, kid.
>>96734357>descended into madnessThis is why you don't become a white knight, bros
>>96734370Yes, you are proof those who cry about white" knights" have mental retardation.
>>96734438>bot fixed itself once the trigger word was mentionedlel
>>96734452>derp durr.
>>96734462>it's broken again:O
>>96734484Good job finding yourself.
