I Am The Lex Edition >/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh >Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96703641>Thread Question Do you use any custom rules for games?
reposting my pale, sickly boy
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/62vfzrh4/suboden-khan-master-of-the-first-brotherhood/More space marine character lore to pad the week out
Let Chaos idols take this thread!What have you been working on?
>space marine combat patrols are all shitty>harlequin combat patrol is sick as hellXenos Supremacy
> so that was a fucking lie
>>96706443A spooky painboy, just thinking of basing ideas now. Its going to be desert / Martian like the rest of my army but thinking of making a tomb stone out of green stuff for it
>>96706447he does have rules. legends rules.
Gone but not forgotten
>>96706447Did he get his Legends rules deleted as well like Karamazov?
>>96706446Can't wait until they change the ork one in 11e, who thought a box of snagga shit was a good idea?
>>96706453Anon....
>>96706443slopped out some basecoats on this fellaprobably gonna sit this month's collage out
>>96706457Is that yours anon? It looks fuckin sick
>>96706443Reminder that this aussie WHORE took abbo cock for money in her backyard crackshack
>>96706443This post should be a bannable offense.
>>96706458I'm not sure how you could possibly accomplish or enforce that without going full r9k
>>96706443>what's that? a different franchise? >BETTER MAKE IT ABOUT SPACE MARINESMarinefags really are just bronies, huh?
>>96706442Are they really going to open preorder for the White Scars and Iron Hands boxes and characters without showing off their model and detachment rules first? What are they hiding?
>>96706443Painting wraiths, gap filling deathmark shoulders.
>>96706448I saw that, I really liked that rust you did on the metals.>>96706463Looks ready to be dunked in a brown ink.What's the plan for the blue crystal, are you gonna glaze it or maybe drybrush?
>>96706443Why do 40kids think they have ownership over basic concepts that predate them by decades to centuries like "chaos", "soace marine", or "drop pod"?
>>96706468Yes but the walking chair was a commission a friend did for me years ago because I wasn't a painter at the time.I aspire to be as good as he is
>>96706481>soace marine
>>96706443I can smell the bathtub troonshine off this post from here, ew
>>96706481you'll take my soace marines from my cold dead hands pussy
>>96706484>>96706487I was trying to be accurate to the Dawn of War pronunciation and in no way made a minor typo shut up nerd, the question still stands.
Are you getting something for Christmas?
Funny that they finally made Rakarth a good leader for Wracks and added a detachment to support him AFTER moving him to Legends
>>96706443How many cocks do you take daily? It's gotta be at least a dozen, and that's a lowball estimate.
>>96706491no no, it's too late for that now soace boy
>>96706443Didn't this bitch get sexually bullied by the Japanese talents when she went to Japan?
>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/62vfzrh4/suboden-khan-master-of-the-first-brotherhood/>A consummate rider, he commands his warriors from the saddle and leads the veteran Outriders of the Chapter’s First Brotherhood into the heaviest of fighting.The multi-part Outriders rumour starting to make sense.
>>96706492Yeah, your dad's anal virginity
Fun fact;Eldar have an entire Path dedicated to dreams. That means there's an entire sect of Eldar who spend all their time experimenting to find the best ways to fall asleep and stay asleep. In fact there's probably entire libraries of Eldar writing on the best bedding, pillows, background noise, and snacks to get the perfect sleep.
>>96706510>A consummate riderYeah, OF BIG BLUEBERRY COCKLil niggy's a TAU SIMP
>>96706492>no orks>no gsc>no skaven
>>96706461Ork one is probably going to be a stripped down version of the 11e Starter box just like Tyranids was this edition.
>>96706522Ask me how I know you're american.
>>96706505Answer the question
>>96706530I included snacks?
>>96706533Yes.
>>96706526>no gscwe just got a new CP and battleforce, we're not getting any content for a while.
>>96706522what the fuck are sleep snacks, how fat are you
>>96706469>>96706486>>96706493>>96706503Do people go on the internet just to lie? I sure wish you guys posted your models instead.>>96706508there has been multiple incidents of yabairys while streaming
>>96706522Behold their Autarch!
>>96706538NTA but some foods can promote production of melatonin that helps regulate sleep cycles
>>96706539>xhe's a gayoss slopperLMAO
>>96706534>>96706538I more meant like things to eat or drink before bed to influence things.I was going to also mention drugs but that felt vulgar.
>>96706545why would you want to turn black while sleeping? is this how brown eldar exist now?
>>96706443Every time I see this picture I lose all desire to contribute positively to the thread and feel an overwhelming urge to shitpost. Just saiyan.
>>96706531Not sure I like your soacy toneSay please
>>96706480>What's the plan for the blue crystalsee how the light reflects off it? that's how i'm going to paint itwith every character model i paint i try to level up my skills and this guy is going to be my canvas for lenses and gems
>>96706550>nonwhite eldar are all the lazy onesWhat did GW mean by this?
>>96706522Isn't this also the Path where they do drugs?
>>96706559So the answer ia you're big gay and small brained? I thought so.
>>96706539>tsons>Salamanders>khorne>word bearers>tauHow many fucking armies does the ratfag have?
>>96706564I'm pretty sure every Eldar path can use drugs to some extent. Not like Dark Eldar combat drugs, but the more 'traditional' and ritualistic kind, like incense.Don't ask what Shadowseers out in their grenades.
Is combat patrol balance fucked or something? I look at these two and wonder how the troubadors outnumbered by space marines wouldn't just get insta-wiped by the storm of S4 shots
>>96706443WHERE'S THE JOKE BUCKLEY
>>96706561Hell yeah, personally i like watering down my paints to make a glaze for lenses, so I hope you enjoy the process.
>>96706564>The Path of Dreaming existed to tap into the power of the unconscious and subconscious, bringing forth fears and desires that it was impossible to recognise while awake. For nearly two passes he had trodden the Path of the Dreamer, alongside his friend Korlandril, and they had shared many special moments of pleasure and regret, their dream-bonds tighter than any ordinary friendship.>Here there were open-fronted chambers where dreamers could procure all manner of stimulants and tranquilisers to change their mood and alter their dreams. Little had changed since Aradryan had first come here, though as he walked along the parade of archways he saw no faces he recognised. It was the way of the Path, that an eldar delved into part of themselves for a time, but then moved on, broadening their experience and developing control of their fierce emotions.>Entering one of the dens, which Aradryan’s memory told him served intoxicating beverages to bring about a lighter sleep to enable the blending of dreaming and reality, the steersman felt a sudden craving. It was not a physical need, for there were traps aplenty for a careless eldar without the snare of physiological addiction; it was an old yearning in his heart to step aside from the woes and cares of the world.Yeah it is
>>96706443I miss when vtubers weren't exposed to global (shit) audiences, who proceeded to ruin them with idolfaggotry
>>96706567That's the best you've got? 'ur gay'? You must be on the soace.
>>96706443Put me in the screencap, boss!
40k used to be a narrative with rules attached40k now is a gameTHAT is the difference between old and nu-40k
>>96706591I accept your concession
>>96706586>Eldar path dedicated to getting drunk and passing outNice
>>96706443I like the part where yagoo whored this bitch out to Japanese salarymen to recoup the losses he took from signing on this talentless Australian whore
>>96706426Looking to paint my Thousand Sons jade/emerald metallic green like in picrel. Does anyone have any advice on that?
>>96706603>>96706508>>96706503>>96706493NTA but please chill out, Bae is pretty cool and cute
>50% of this thread is just reaponding to one shitpostGod I hate this place and god I hate vtumors
>>96706492Hoping to get either one of the space marines boxes assuming they won't sell out in 0.02 seconds. If they do i'll get the Krieg box
>>96706443>>96706615I don't know this bitch but I hope she gets raped and kills herself just because you keep posting her.
>>96706598>40k now is a gameFinally, it only took Games Workshop 40 years to make a playable game.
>>96706443Bot post
>>96706575That matchup is probably much more in favor of the Harlequins than you realize. Army wide 4++ is a hell of a drug
>>96706569None, just look at all that unpainted/NIB stuff in the background. They probably just collect stuuff from a ton of different things.t. person who doesn't know who that is.
>>96706613Primer silver, then find an ink or contrast paint that's the colour you like.You may need to base coat with a brighter silver like storm host since the green you want is pretty light.
>>96706443Why do mods let posts like this fly but delete Ribbon and Cestree on sight?
real nomodels hours
>>96706630Not on 1 wound t3 bodies it isn't.
>>96706443Im just responding because everyone else seems to be, idk what the draw of this meme is.
>>96706626Maybe in another 40 years it'll be an actually good game!
>>96706443Kill yourself, genuinely
>>96706586I feel like those three paragraphs perfectly encapsulate Thorpe's writing style;Decent and detailed world building, extremely lacking character writing.
>>96706443Why this bitch so rapeable?
I just want to finish my lads but I can't seem to find the drive. Fuck
>>96706645At least it's playable now instead of D&D with lots of models.
>>96706443I REALLY need to see guro art of this bitch
>>96706640One of those vehicles is a transport with T6 and the whole army can turn off OverWatch with their army rule.
>>96706615>vtumor[X] Doubt
>>96706461Most of my lists have at least one squad of beast boyz with a boss. Squigs are fun to paint too. If you're getting into Orks you're gonna use all of those models. That said it would be cool to get more subfaction specific combat patrols. Nobz and meganobz for goffs, stormboys and kommandos for blood axes etc
>>96706657You can't be bothered to paint their left arms silver?
>>96706526Orks got one 2 years ago and we're the starter faction for 11th
>>96706657For me, the drive to start is rare. But once I force a start, the drive to keep going is reliable.
>>96706657Use contrast and drybrush them. It's that easy.
>>96706575It's not super obvious but the Harlequin Patrol is absurdly stronger.>Harlequins move much faster even on foot, and have the advantage of two Bikes and two Vehicles>Literally everything on the right has Fly. The infantry actually has Super Fly as they outright ignore vertical distances. They can and will charge through terrain.>The Solitaire is likely going to instagib whatever poor saps he gets the Blitz on, including Tigurius>Voidweavers are going to instantly delete the Aggressors with Prismatic CannonsIf the Harlequin player has half a brain he'll table the Marine player pretty much every time.
>>96706622My LGS said that Battleforce interest is not very high this year.
>>96706461I liek squigs, simple as
>>96706660Did you just stumble out of 1989 or something
>>96706522Eldar ASMR for sleeping would be next level. Probably enough to make you sleep easy in the Eye, hence why CSM want into the Black Library so bad
>>96706699Same and it's like that for games as well. Can't start but once I do I'm all in.
>>96706443Kill all vtumors and all vtumor posters
>>96706638have a repost of my big chicken daemon
>>96706443Gay shit
>>96706660I'm confused what you mean by this
What's the best Tau scheme besides the original one?
>>96706638We got models for days chief
>>96706443Successful troll is successful
>>96706739
>>96706708https://youtu.be/0EQ6nr7Aesc
>>96706708>Ahriman doesn't want to find a way to reverse the Rubric, he just wants the nightmares to go away
>>96706631I actually just reuse a lot of my big boxes as storage.Everything i collect is to play, those landraiders are for my 30k iron hands army.
>>96706734White is very good, red is okay but thats Farsights Tau. Blue could be cool. Never seen a green or yellow scheme for them
>>96706744Modeless pig
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96706734The original one
WarCom broken for everyone else?
>>96706734khaki green or urban greytau revel in pseudo-realistic modern camo for their troops
>>96706443So what do you get out of posting this every thread? Does it tickle your autistic micropeen or something?
>>96706739Your models are disgusting.
>>96706443Trolling used to mean something
>>96706781You keep posting both and this looks worse.
>>96706772
>>96706443Where's the funny?
>>96706781Why you so obsessed with posting her models?
>>96706773
>>96706781I wouldn't judge if I were you. He's definitely a better painter than you and he's pretty shit.
>>96706795>her
>>96706734Navy blue with white detailing
>>96706638Here's some models
>>96706443WHOAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYRING IT UPRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>96706446fuck I want to buy a harlie CP
>>96706807>manlet termie chaplainIts such a good model. Shame its not primaris.
>>96706762nvm its back up now
>>96706443Replying to feel like part of this based and epic community
It is considered the coward's way out if I paint my scouts and phobos units in a grayed out color scheme and camo?
Why are there so many Tau players in this general?
>>96706443This is a dude innit
>>96706825no, marines use camo
>>96706834We do love men here especially other fa/tg/uys
Hi guys! I have a question: do Sororitas come with mostly helmets for their forces? I am nearly done with my Dark Angels combat patrol as a newbie (posted the other day -- doing it as Prime Absolvers) and I was interested in Sororitas. At the same time as their helmets are beautiful I lack confidence in being able to paint the faces and skin and stuff.
>>96706841>We
>>96706426>TQA few friends of mine want to do a campaign in Kill Team 2018 so I've been brainstorming custom campaign rules because the default ones in the book are so bare-bones and poorly thought out that it might just be the worst campaign system I've ever seen. I don't think I've ever come across another campaign system that effectively rewards you for missing matches or punishes you for your models gaining XP. Or has 4 separate resources that all do nothing. Or has no costs for recruiting new models into your team. It feels like the first draft of something the intern came up with that they slapped into the back of the book because they ran out of time.
>>96706443I have no evidence, but I feel like troons are involved with this post somehow
Holy fucking shit this general is a mess. I thought it would start improving already but I guess it was naive to believe that. Peace out fellas
>>96706443QRD?
>>96706846Did I stutter bb?
>>96706446If nids got zoanthropes from eating eldar, and made tyrant guard from eating space marines, what did they/will they make from eating Kyn?
Why are there so many responses to that postWhat horde has been alertedI dont understand If you dislike it, report it.Stop responding!
>>96706845simple google says yes, you can helmet all of them
>>96706861No, you're just projecting. Like most legbutts tend to do.
>>96706862their own fucking biomass they have stolen from their ships lmao
>>96706859>weebshitYou won't be missed
>>96706443Responding just to trigger the other guy
>>96706845Yes, the battle sister squads come with 10 regular helmets, a number of bare heads, some alternate helmets with different patterns, some open helmets and some other stuff i cant remember.You can have a fully helmeted squad with no problem.
>>96706862>>96706874>nids eat Kin>nids don't change at allreally makes you think
>>96706443Bruh XDBRUH XDDDDDDDDDDDSO HECKIN HILARIOUS, SISBRUUUUUH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Who's the biggest jobber in 40k?
>want to buy the harlie CP>if I want a halfway decent list I also need 1000 points of deldar>it won't last more than a few months as the detach gets killed in 11th
>>96706893The God-Emperor
>>96706893The Eldar race
>>96706859Where do you think we are?
>>96706885some of the prospects that run the raids are self aware that end all be all they're not that different in their ways
>>96706827https://youtube.com/shorts/oqj4BNsThqg?si=ZqnOl3Cguo0N4uwo
>>96706893The fluff for why there's so many of him is because he jobbed that hard againist Slaanesh. And is the patron war god of the jobber race
>>96706781Dont forget to post his backside, faggot
>>96706526>>no skavenLower middle
>>96706855Nah, only tomboys allowed.
>>96706893Angron dies but get's shit done, Eldar just die. Character wise it's probably the Avatar.
>>96706859>uOH Hey! Everybody! Hey I'm leaving right now!>Did you hear me? I SAID IM LEAVING!!>why doesn't anybody care? :(Come back soon anon.
Anon who runs the Rentry, would you please change from using imgur as an image host pretty please?
How do I see collages from 2024 and previous years (assuming there were any)?
>>96706883thanku:)
>>96706443It's funny to me how triggered people get over this.
>the year is AD 40,000>we still don't have the technology to regrow hair
>>96706940That would be hairesey, anon.
>>96706931There werent. The collages are new to this year.>>96706930What's your preferred alternative? Also whats wrong with imgur?
>>96706940Damn its almost like the Imperium is supposed to be a decaying empire using technology that it cant even produce anymoreWell until those faggy 8th ed additions to the lore anyway
>>96706940Its easier to put on helmets and take them off without hair.Lack of hair can be explained by rule of smart. Hair can be explained by rule of cool.
>>96706469>>96706486>>96706493>>96706503>>9670650880% of these replies were made by the OP. You can tell because they become shorter as he gets tired and runs out of ideas.
>>96706925Angron is an imbecile
>to this day the death guard release line still absolutely mogs anything else that came afterincredible
>>96706951I think imgur is banned in britbongland
>>96706966And yet he's still smarter than the Eldar.
>>96706956Pay respect to the edition that saved your hobby.
>>96706940Genetic male pattern baldness is probably incurable.
>>96706951Imgur decided to remove access to a few EU countries and also the UK over having to comply with data laws
>>96706971But dumber than Russ
>>96706974Damn, what do people use instead?
>>96706973probably not, finasteride already has a big paleative effect, we just need to iron out the side effects
>Krieg boxPros: Would effectively double my kriegsmen blobsFat dinner plate arty means enemies can't deepstroke meBommer teamCons: Already have nearly 3k Guardsmen>TermiesPros: TermiesAlready have some Space Marines from random trades and stuffEffectively 3 6 man squads (cool)Cons: Space MarinesDreads are cooler>Space MarinesPros: lmao 2dredEveryone loves being shot by plasma dorks>Cons: Space Marines
>>96706899You want to buy Harlie what, anon?
>>96706922FtM troons are still troons
>>96706443I don't get it
>>96706734All OG stealth suit scheme or yourdudes.
Death Guard OrksGive me a 3rd army suggestion, can't be from the same faction as the above.
>>96706989Clown Porn, dumbass. He wants to buy Harlie Clown PornOf 2000 year old harlolis
>>96706992Here's the crazy thing the girls are actually just girls
>>96706998This fucking sucks.
Troonitor warned me for reporting the AI fat fetish porn spammer
>>96706998Looks nice breh love your shit
>>96706443What's the appeal of this image? Be detailed and specific.
>>96707018Leave our fat slag AI Red poster alone!
>>96706613Vallejo is on the verge of releasing an expansive lone of coloured metallic paints. I would wait and see if those work.
>>96706940>>9670698040k is the same as Star Trek here. By this point no one cares if you have hair or not
What a chaotic thread, I'm glad people are posting their models
>>96706980Fin does nothing to regrow hair
>>96706739I'm so fucking tired of seeing your models every thread. You've done this for months. Stop.
>>96706980It's a suppressant not a cure.
>>96707031buddy women don't stop loving hair on guys no matter what universe it issexual attraction is still sexual attractionPicard only gets pussy due to being a fleet Captain
>>96706443What's the lore behind this?
>>96707038Filter the photo you whiny bitch
>>96707032Shut the fuck up you stupid retard. You know damn well your shit ritualpost will derail the thread yet you do it anyway. Fucking kill yourself, genuinely
>>96707032I refuse to post mine specifically because of (you)
>>96707010Yes, because transwymyn are real wymyn ;^)
>>96706977He was smarter than Russ and took a shit on him all the time when they interacted. Now? Who knows. Angron is a borderline mindless monster and Russ might be an actual Furry.
>>96707018You mean the zeldass thread? Me too.
>>96706998I was considering this but kinda looks too dark. Cool but too dark.
>>96707069Is that why Lorgar tried talking sense into Angron after that fight? Everyone knew it was just a learning moment except the subhuman intelligence that is Angron.
LOTS of cope from balding virgins ITTJust shave everything, it looks better than your retarded greasy ponytail with thinning hair on top that everyone sees no matter how well you think you're hiding it, I promise
>>96706443This post reeks of virgin. And bald.
>>96707069>>96707078I dunno, ask /hhg/
Does the genestealer cult primus ability (red box) let you put more than 50% of your units in reserve? I'm thinking that you deploy with 25% of your stuff in strategic reserve, and then another 25% in normal reserve, and the rest go on the table, and then before the game starts you use the redeploy to put another 3 units into strategic reserve. My friend and I are only playing 1k because that's all I have right now, so it'd effectively be my entire army.
>>96706443I dunno, ask >>>/vt/
Two down, many to go.You guys working on anything?
If the Aeldari are a dying race, then why don't they cvalue their lives more?
>>96707081Just get some hair squigs ya gits
>>96706974Whats wrong with bonglanders? Even vatniks protested against telegram blocking
>>96707098Why don't you cvalue your spelling more?
>>96706613Consider GSW color shift paints.
>>96707081I think that's the best advice. You'll want to lose some weight first but it's almost always a straight upgrade.
>>96707098>mike brooks
>>96707108>Whats wrong with bonglanders?Do you actually need to ask that?
>>96707108It's imgur itself not wanting to delete user data if asked to, not the UK blocking it you silly billy.
>>96707109I do, but my keyboard betrayed me.
>>96707098Because Brooks outright despises actual Eldar and wrote Corsairs to be the antithesis of them out of spite, believing it would make Corsairs 'cooler'.Putting Myrin's portrayal in Voidscarred next to Yriel's in Valedor is borderline comical.
>>96707054I do but you keep taking new ones to dodge the filter. The general would be so much better without you.
>>96707122Why don't you cvalue yourself enough to buy a high cvalue keyboard?
>>96707094>Does the genestealer cult primus ability (red box) let you put more than 50% of your units in reserve?yes, though be careful, the more of your army is in reserves, the more a smart opponent will just advance with everything and screen you turn one if you happen to lose first turn. I got tabled once this way.
>>96706443You should let the suicidal ideations win.
>>96707131Because it will be broken in the nice situation of LoL
>>96707108I still use telegram to talk to all of my Russians so they aren't doing a very good job.
>>96706443Didn't you paint a CSM once and it was the ugliest fucking thing anyone's ever slopped together in this general?
>>96707140>LoLSo you DON'T cvalue yourself at all
This is what happens when you don't gatekeep hard enough
god i hate elves
>>96707125You gotta admit that Myrin forms a cute couple with Taenar.
>>96707150Forced meme
>still no legends datasheet for cultistsman
>>96706443Forced meme
>>96707152Why?
>>96707142Because their protests really worked at that time, and authorities were unable to block telegram. Now russians just use vpn or goodbyedpi for anything like insta or youtube
>>96707152Forced meme
>5 day weekend coming upI might actually have time to really work on my dudes and post some finished models instead of WiPs
>>96707179You won't
>>96707159What, so you can equip one with a heavy stubber?
>>96707155Shut the fuck up, Mike.
>>96707150You can't gatekeep consumption, you can only gatekeep communities
>>96706638That would explain your presence
>>96707182>tsonsthey removed our cultists in the codex
>>96706443Why does chaos always attract trannies?
>>96707144Hell yeah I remember, I was very much on the sauce that night.Here's some of the stuff I paint when I'm not fuckeyed, lazy or retarded.
>>96707197Apparently we werent buying enough tzaangors
>>96707197if you're playing legends friendly games just take cultists using the unaligned datasheet
Sucks that like 3 dedicated autists can ruin an entire thread
>>96707203The tzeentch boi came out nice
>Found somebody that was able to send me these from Spain>Dark Apostle, Helbrute and HavocsThank you Spain
>>96707203Didn't ask, troon
>>96706443I hope you get asscancer
>>96707207man I really wish we had thread ids I could filter, would increase thread quality thousand-fold
>>96707206I'm not sure what you mean could you explain please
>>96707198>>96707216There's a lot of projecting going on and not enough model posting.
>>96707150It's funny how like 5 years ago the refrain was "GW can't sculpt accurate female faces to save their lives" and now they're so good at it that people are doing face phrenology on what are ostensibly male heads
>>967072071 dedicated autist can ruin a thread actually
>>96707204I would buy them if they just reboxed the fucking things with two upgrade sprues included12 bucks to nerf HALF A SQUAD of chaff is insane
>>96707220prostate cancer is actually something a lot of anon's should be aware about, especially if they're coming to wizardhood
>>96707207It's the sygmar "people" from pleddit
>>96707223take the cultist datasheet from the CSM codex, regardless of the faction keyword. Any player that will let you use Legends will let you add one CSM cultism mob.
>>96707222It would help model posters especially.>>96707228Which one?
>>96707224>t. vtumor tranny
Sometimes I think about just setting up a small table and playing a 500 point game against myself. I've spent so much money on this game and I play no gamesHow do you guys deal with it?I doubt I could get my gf into it
>>96707249But its always 40K that gets the tranime crossovers
>>96707129I never alter my photos more than once so you're a lying twerp as per usual.
>>96707267Girls don't have penises, anon...
>>96707267You don't have any family that plays?
I think I give TTS-tards too much flack, they may not own models, but at least they play the game and are part of the hobby slightly.Really they're just too gung-ho with meta lists from what I've seen.
>>96707150>when you don't gatekeepHow do you plan to gatekeep an IP you don't even own?What's your plan for it? I want to hear those ideas.
What's with the vitriol towards vtubers? I mean sure, baefag is a filthy faggot who probably crossdresses as his waifu because he wants to wear her skin and become her, but that's hardly Bae's fault
>>96707125The razors edge line is like verbatim from the corsairs lore in doom of mymeara. Corsairs have always been characterized this way
>>96707283TTS was never funny and its fans deserve mockery.
>>96706443I think this is the worst thread we've had in ages and you're solely to blame
>>96707302He meant tabletop simulator
>>96707302Clearly he means Tabletop Simulator and not Text-to-Speech. Context clues anon
>>96707309>>96707312He probably knew that and was fishing for low effort (you)s
>>96707302it was sometimes funny but in retrospect it took really long to get its footing.His new series is ironically much more interesting even though it's super pozzed.
>>96707302It certainly better than most modern slop.
>>96707306>Asked to see hobby progress>People sperg outI think there's just too many secondaries here.
>>96707281She's not into 40k anon, that's how I know she's a biological woman.>>96707282Sadly no, I'm the only person here that plays. There's stores but something about playing with random seems pretty crap
>>96707302I'm talking about table top simulator fags, retard.
>>96707321You know exactly what you did, tranny
Why does GW hate aircraft?
>>96707321maybe you could've asked for hobby progress without attaching your off-topic parasocial girlfriend, you fucking oxygen waster
>>96706781>>96706914Thanks for posting my models for me lads. But next time you'd like to pwn decalfag it'd be funnier for you to use your own
>>96707320It's literally just 40K flavored Rick and Morty
>>96707283>I think I give TTS-tards too much flack, they may not own modelsWhy do you idiots say stuff like this? Especially when TTS is a popular tool with the tourneyfags
What’s the best Fantasy/AoS kit to buy for kitbashing little bibs and bobs unto my CSM? Want to make my Word Bearers a bit more fantasy-like
>>96707335Because we didn't play their dogfighting minigame back in late 7th ed.
>>96707341I called him out on his falseflaggotry and he wilted under the pressure.
>>96707342Yeah, and it was still better.
>>96707274You're the last person who can accuse anyone of lying.
>>96707326You're just a socially anxious loser, that's all. Go to the store and make some friends for the first time in your life
>>96707335They are still salty we rejected this abomination
>>96706443Reminder that Bae has a black boyfriend.
>>96707346I'll tell you next thread if vtumor spammer drops his faggotry
>>96707351If you're a redditoid midwit sure
>>96707081Something something escalation league, something something dark angels
>>96707364No, I'm just observant and capable of comparing shit.
>>96707368What a throwback
>>96706443>coalpost>of a coalburnerLike pottery
>>96707368Aw you remember me
>>96707343You kinda have a point, I've got a mate that plays it with his overseas mates but everytime I hear the games it's always the most meta lists being run, so I suspect that since there's no effort being made to build and paint the models there no attachment in running them which makes running meta lists easier to digest to the lower user and therefore reducing the game to just a number game and not a social interaction.Sorry for the word salad, I'm fuck eyes off goon.
>>96707203Why do you keep your models loose and scattered around like a child
>>96707378>thread full of shitposters>escalation league DAfag hereof course!
>>96707374More like capable of consuming shit
I hate this
>>96707382>why is a vtumor troon a manchildTruly one of life's unsolved mysteries
>>96707396That guys hair with the bandana is so fucking gay and cringe. I swear I just wanna bully him for some reason. He does seem relatively innocent and nice tho.
>>96707346
>>96707382My gunpla? I have a display shelf for them.
>>96707348Speak for yourself. I have a partially painted heldrake and a stormtalon from that shit
Will Dark Angels get a full refresh? I kinda want some fallen
>>96707417ICC are your fallen
>>96707416>Reaping the side game savingsBased, but did you ever use the Dogfight rules back in 7th?
>>96707413No I meant the piles of loose miniatures you keep posting
>>96707416>partially painted heldrakeAlmost 10 years and you couldn't paint all that trim?
>>96707417Ravenwing rumored for next edition
>vtumor troon is the IBOfagJesus christ how horrifying
elves >:(
>>96707435Man I miss hookah bars
>>96707302Ironically you being a retard not realizing he’s talking about Tabletop Simulator makes Text-to-Speech look better by comparison. Grim.
>>96707430Oh, yeah my hobby room is a bit of a mess since my group keeps jumping systems so Ive been pulling everything out to run my armies.
(:> elves
>>96707357Was that the first time that all tournament organisers everywhere straight up said "that's dumb we are not going to use that" to an official supplement?
>>96707438>Lupas rex has been in the background of half the model photosBruh.
>>96707445Holy shit quit giving that retard (you)s
>>96707385>More like capable of consuming shitIf I was doing that, then I'd be watching Alfa's new series.
>>96707335>Aircraft starts in reserve>From turn 1 onwards you put it on the board in contact with your border of the battlefield, then they can make a movement but only move straight>At the end of the opponent turn they get removed and go back in reserve. >They count as 12" further away from every unit shooting at themThere, fixed aircraft.
>>96706593>thinking this deserves a screencap
>>96707449Forced meme
>>96707476Weren't these the 9th ed rules
>350 posts of almost entirely pure garbage in less than 3 hours
>96707457>implying I open your photosDum tranny
>>96707476The problem with aircraft is more their massive footprint beneath the models than anything else. They deny way too much board space for not being allowed to be attacked by half the units in the game.And that's on top of their janky movement, true line of sight, and reserve shenanigans.
>>96707489that's 2 posts per minute, perfectly doable with a shitposter that uses both a pc and a phone
>>96707457>BruhXDDDDDDHE DID ITXDDDDDDDDDHE SAID THE THINGXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHECKIN EPICERINOXDDDDDDDDD
>>96707484No, they are a mix of old FW rules and how they work in Legion Imperialis. 9 edition rules still had the problem of having aircraft fly around the battlefield in circles with 90° turns which is bullshit for immersion while having them only get it on 6 which was bullshit for gameplay, and please let's not talk about Flying Monstrous creatures.
>>96707489I guess the year of chaos is finnally upon us?
>>96706443It must be sad that this is the closest you'll ever get to human interaction, and it's just everyone hating you.
>>96707424>no wargear options>basically cannon fodder unless babysat by AzraelNot good enough.
>>96707489>>96707498Stop focusing on the negative and try and pursue the positive. Your ugly crying about the thread is worse than random schizo nonsense.
>>96707506>finnallyFuck the finnish, they don't deserve SHIT
>>96707489Has this game ever been fun?
>>96707450To my memory yes. There were a few 5th-6th edition supplements that weren't really used, but they were never pushed as "obligatory". Also at the time GW wasn't really into talking with customers, so they just publish stuff and leave it there, which changed about halfway 7th edition.I remember GW pages on various socials, of people asking "Do were really have to use this?" with serious concerns. When competitive people rejected it, there was a collective sigh of relief even from casual players like myself.At the time even casuals looked to the competitive scene for answer since they were used not to being able to have something like a FAQ or asking GW anything.
>>96707508I hope the people at your flgs accept a game with you eventually.
>>96707499
>>96707511Go play CSM then
>>96707512You need to go back
>>96707496>The problem with aircraft is more their massive footprint beneath the models than anything else. They deny way too much board space for not being allowed to be attacked by half the units in the gameJust add a "whenever a model would move over an aircraft base, remove the aircraft from the battlefield and then the owner place it back as close as possible once the movement has ended." By having them go away at the end of the turn you limit most possible shenanigans anyway
>>96707511Meta slave.
>>96707515Yeah during 2nd and 4th edition
>>96707512I don't want to hear a single word about the quality of this thread from your shitposting redditor ass
>>96707512Mid paint job.
>>96707524This is my home now and you are my frens
>>96707540>midthat's pretty generous
>>96707512You're making good progress anon, you've got a lot of different things you can focus on but best of luck.
>>96707540>>96707547I think its a steady 5.5 if I do say so myself but lets not regress into rating my models again.
>>96707555rating your shit 5,5 would be an insult to people that actually put some kind of effort into their miniatures
>>96707549Wow what a sweet genuine comment. Ty fren, I will continue to try and improve!
>>96707518>projection
>>96707512Kill yourself vtranny
>>96706510>Such is Suboden’s authority that most of his fellow Captains believe that it is only a matter of time before he is promoted in Jubal’s stead, and none would begrudge him the honour.Kor'sarro BTFO
>>96707579Wtf is a vtranny?
>96707571>vtranny accusing others of being autistic spergsLol
Thoughts on Raptors?
>>96707584>Kor'sarro BTFOHe dishonored the clan by simping for tautits
>>96707341Damn that model is absolutely SPLATTERED with the Shit Effects medium. Do you use the original Vallejo Shitcoat, or Citadel's Great Unclean Dump technical? Or that newish Dirty Down Diarrhea stuff, I hear it's also getting popular.
>>96707598I refuse to have thoughts in this godawful thread
>>96707593Im not familiar with this insult so you will have to explain
>>96707598>Thoughts on Raptors?My favourite unit
>>96707598They're too tryhards
>>96707581>Karandas, Illic, Yriel, and Urien all get a page despite being squatted
>>96707640plenty of characters that get mentioned don't have updated or supported models
>>96707628wow those models sure are purty, are they yours chief?
>>96707515The most important part about finding fun in 40k is playing with people that can roll with shenanigans and chaos. I've played games where I was on the way to tabling my opponent but they took it everything in stride and made small moments of his success into big narrative things, it got me so much more involved and by the end of it I had won but we both had a great time because we both chose to have fun and enjoy the moment.
>>96707660Yes! I had to google the word purty
>>96706638Have my big green orbs
Its always half naked women with Dark Eldar.Where are the half naked men?
>>96707679Excellent stuff brother, love the purple and love the Wings on the guy in the back. Tubular shit my king!
>>96707666Nothing narrative happens in 10th ed because the rules are shitty. It's always so easy to tell who's only wargame has been 10th ed 40k
>>96707571Honestly I think you should look up how to get a smooth metallic coat, beyond that your edge highlighting is coming along nicely it's just refining it, and then after that figuring which points to give the very bright highlights.
>>96707689Wyches are mixed gender units, look better.
>>96707689This is not that kind of game but thanks for giving it a try.
>still waiting on recasters to get Captain CentosGod damn limited releases
>>96707702Yea I would say highlights are my next big thing to learn.
>>96707689Back in 3rd
>>96707696You say that but I got to watch my mates on the top tables of a tourney getting they shut kicked in but we're able to pull off some crazy rolls with the Phobos lieutenant, to the point where their opponents were invested with what this wild card of a lieutenant would get up to.Like a lot of social things it requires confidence, but even though the rules don't allow crazy scatter dice and perils of the warp anymore doesn't mean you can't have fun in the game.
>>96707426Nah, I started with the heldrake in a preheresy dg theme(why did i do this) and only started my marines around gathering storm and by the time id painted my stormtslon it was 3-4 months into 8th. The board gamr itself is pretty fun though and doesnt take up much space.>>96707435Honestly it's not the trim that was the headache, it was the fucking weird points that transition from metal to flesh seemingly out of nowhere. I still have no good idea for blending it in
>>96707703Prob because i dont like wyches
Do you guys think Guilliman misses his oshi?
>>96707736Phobos lt passes a save throwWow so cinematic
>>96707581The book calls Abaddon the Warmaster of Chaos btw. Not the Warmaster of the Imperium Nihilus. Nature is healing.
>>96706638Postin mustard orks
This isn't even the worst thread this week.
>>96706498>removed drukhari units got good rulesMakes me think there were plans to keep them around
>>96707058>I spammed down the thread because I can't handle seeing a single post but YOU are the problem
>>96707748When the rest of his army was blown off the board and he was all that was left it was pretty cinematic, especially since he went and tried to get assassinate on his opponents warlord afterwards and kept rolling hot.he didn't kill the warlord
>>96707729They should split she-wyches and male-gladiators as two separate units and subcults.
>>96707772>uhm actually my whole army being shot off the board was pretty cinematic actuallyThe sad state of 10th edition and its buckbroken fans
>>96707689Wracks? Mandrakes? Beastmasters? Most coven units?
>>96707797You haven't played 40k, have you?
>>96707765The grotesques one is especially egregious. Like they fixed multiple problems from the index and even added twin linked for the second melee weapon to make both build viable.It really looks like some of these were written for the codex and then cut to legends at the last minute do to resin removal mandates.
>>96706443This is the most obvious samefagged post I've ever seen. This has more replies than any reveal we've had since terminators, more replies than the stinkiest drama, more replies than the best paintjobs, and more replies than the biggest leaks. We haven't had posts with this many replies in years, let alone in 3 hours of posting. It's obvious someone is very very upset by this.
>>96707640Also Karamazov
>>96707797My bro asked me if I wanna start a Fresh game tonight or continue with the one in the picture and I want to continue even tho I am losing. I still think I got a shot with the Deceiver in play and the Nightbringer. I am also going to swoop in with 10 Immortals led by Orikan Who still has his Stars are right ability and smash those Hellblasters. Should be a fun finish tonight.
>>96707812Idk I responded just to join in my fellow tards, I think its a one off doof sesh from the board.
>>96707821Ok? You keep posting this picture
>>96706510>Thus, though unable to take to the field of battle, Jubal Khan continues to lead the Chapter. He has come to rely heavily upon Suboden’s aid in this task, imparting as much of his experience on the Captain as possible before death, or internment within a Dreadnought sarcophagus, finally claims him.They actually mentioned the possibility of Jubal getting noughted, I've been wanting a white scars dreadnought
>>96707821stop trying to make this thread about yourself faggot
>>96707829Umm ive posted it thrice and its literally from like 4 days ago, we are finishing it tonight. Calm ur tits.
>>96706734Why did GW switch the posterboy color scheme for Tau anyway
>>96707555It's a 3.5
>>96707840How am I making it about me?? I am responding to another poster who was talking about having fun even in a losing game and I am trying to relate with him on that level. You saying this is just trying to enrage and belittle me.
>>96707762I like orrggs :D
>>96707856You don't play the game, you lay out models and take pictures to pretend you belong here.
>>96707821>I still think I got a shotYou've got the right attitude, always remember that objectives win games.Keen to see more.
>>96707859I do not do that but I would have no problem playing a solo game vs myself. Why do you have to accuse me of this shit every time?
>>96707859Where's your models no-models
>>96706638Picked up some old classics today
>>96707828>one off doof seshUwot
>>96707880Exciting stuff
>>96707871>>96707875>exactly a minute apart>desperate attempt to deflectlmao
All this thread has done is convince me that /v/fag can't handle sharing a thread with a a single /vt/ard and I think that's hilarious.Warhammer 40k Huron did nothing wrong
>>96707880>termintors then: head shorter than marines>terminators now: head taller than marinesWe must return.
>>96707893Umm no that was not me but I appreciate his/her help in defending me against your salacious accusations
96707923You don't even know what the words you use mean retard
>>96707893>Still no models
>>96707886I just think we're all acting like doofuses for a thread. I could be wrong.
>>96707927You're right I did not realize "Salacious" implied they were sexual in nature. Apologies...
>>96707910Seems to be a running theme lately of someone freaking out about one poster for 100+ posts. I don't know if it's every thread, but it has to be at least every other at this point
This thread is such garbage that I'm tempted to throod to start over.
>>96707929>for a threadYou've been here long enough to know it's never for just one thread, you aren't that new
>>96707948throoding wont make the decalmutant go away
>>96707948>implying the vtroon won't drop his cancerous ritualpost at the very beginning and ruin it anywayyou're welcome to try I guess
>>96707922The termie captain is from RT, please understand.
>>96707954I have done literally nothing negative in this thread, don't blame me for that weird chaos girl meme shit.
>>96707948We're on page 5 already just wait like 3 hours. Go paint something and come back.
>>96707955>it's the ritualpost that ruined it and not the 55 spamposts seething about it
>>96707955Why not just ignore it?
>>96707955I honestly find it more humorous than anything else.
>>96707941It's every thread
>>96707966/tg/ did not become the greatest board that has ever existed by ignoring bait posts
>>96707972Kinda same honestly, this thread is such a cesspool I'm really not expecting anything out of it at this point. Might as well get some laughs out of the shitposters and the faggots seething at them
>>96707955Not him but it's the same image. You could easily filter it as I'm sure a bunch of us already have. Right now he's making one or two posts a thread, how many do you make complaining about him on average? I'm not defending his post, but do the math in your head and take into account whose posts are actually able to be ignored and filtered easily
>>96707982I prefer /k/.>this image is 100% true for me IRL, these three are mine
>>96707972Yeah I'm laughing and enjoying contributing to the shit.
>>96708006I can't filter all the shitposting that follows though.
>>96708015ah, you're retarded
>>96707966One wouldn't exist without the other
>>96708029>it's not my fault that I spammed and ruined the thread feel bad for me :(((kill yourself
>>96708008>not going for three in oneWeak
>>96708015Can I ask you something? If he stops posting that image, why do you think he's going to stop making other posts in the thread? What does that post in specifics do to make the thread any worse. I'm not talking about the poster. I'm talking about the post. Because mods and jannies can make a post against the rules, but they can't get rid of a poster
>>96708031You're the only feeling bad here, anon. Shitposters had their fun and vtranny got xir (you)s
>>96707797"Buckbroken" is the kind of word that'll get you raped outside of your little 4chan internets, son. Feel free to keep typing it here, but I'm saying if I ever hear the word come out your mouth in the real world? You're getting your face pressed to the gravel and I'm thrusting in until both my testicles are dripping out of your ass.
>>96708063This is a bizarre post on many levels
>>96708063Don't threaten me with a good time faggot. My tight little asshole will squeeze all your boy cum out and won't let go.
>>96707598Cringe chapter for people that don't like warhammer.
>>96708063Big Blood Angels player energy from this post
>>96708079dark angels*
>>96708079More like black templars.What does the rest of the thread think? What marine faction is he a player of?
>>96708081Eldar/EC
>>96708081He runs space wolves and blood angels 100%
>>96708088Fuck off you bitch
>>96708081Imperial Fists are the canonically gay/gay rape chapter.
>>96708081Space Wolves and/or Blood Angels.
>>96708086Eldar don't rape.EC however...
>>96708093No that's literally the dark angels
>>96708063>>>tg/ygo/
>>96708093>Literally the only explicitly decanonized black library bookSure
posting my first primarch that i spent about a week painting.....how did i do ? (it was fun painting the chaosfag getting BTFO)
>>96708081While the average black templar player does know the word 'buckbroken' he is more likely to use it than get this buckbroken by someone using it like OP. We're looking at the opposite of a Black Templar player.
>>96708092Cry about it, you know it's true.
>>96708114Not bad, still a little thick. You should practice painting fire a bit more.
>>96708114It's fine for one of your early paint jobs. The sword doesn't look finished though and you probably should have gone with the helmeted head option if you weren't planning to paint his face beyond a coat of flesh-colored paint, it stands out a lot more than it might otherwise given he's an attention-grabbing army centerpiece.
>>96708114I would def get some aggrax Earthshade on the gold and then dry brush a fiery blended look with deep reds and yellow/orange. I think it looks very nice tho queen.
>>96708111They decanonized it because of woke
>>96708081That's clearly the vtroon
>>96707798Im not going to lie i forgot about those units for a second. Just like gw did
>>96708124yea i thinned the paints a good bit but guilliman's stupid armor details are so tiny. id rather him be a little on the thick side desu.....and yea i had a bitch of a time painting his sword >>96708137ty anon! ill definitely get some help with the sword ;<
Kitbashed and primed a chainreaper cannon for my Night Lords
>>96708072>>96708063>anons angrily larping butt fucking each otherI didn't plan on jerking off again can you two quit it
>>96708164Looks good. How'd you make the weapon - heavy bolter with HH chaincannon barrels?
>>96708146It had more to do with the game designers, even at the time of release, hating it. Watson did a good interview on the topic that he has on his website.
>>96708164Cool gubbe kompis
>>96708173I can post bae again if it makes you feel better
>>96708114Looks good. If you drybrush the flames with dark orange followed by a light drybrush of black I think it would really crank this up a bit
>>96708175Heavy bolter with the assault cannon. There's the part of the front of the heavy bolter which I needed to mask with some chains. Thinks it looks pretty good overall
>>96708104The Dark Angels, despite sharing the name with the sin of homosexuality in the poem, are I think most clearly meant to be the author while the actual dark angel is heresy/treason.
Fucking walnuts falling on my roof making me jump while I'm painting is going to make me blow my top. Sounds like someone throwing baseballs above my head all autumn. The squirrels just throw them at the roof and don't even fucking eat them
>>96708218squirrels are the reason half our forests exist>fruit bats are for fruit trees
>>96708218Eat the squirrels
>Autistic Italian destroys Majorkill.Bros, is it really over?
According to Mike Brooks, all Eldar are actually flat-chested with no nipples. The boob plate is an alternative design that adds extra Wraithbone padding to the torso.Dark Eldar don't naturally have breasts either, and instead have implants done in accordance with Commorite style fads.
>>96708262literally who ?
>>96708262>more vtumor wank
>>96708262Idk who that is
According to Mike Brooks, sperm is a delicious and nutritious protein supplement. Yummy yummy cummy in my tummy
>>96708262majorkill sucks and his videos are just to shill ads and shit models hes trying to sell. his lore is flat out misinformation
>>96708287The joke is supposed to be something he doesn't actually say or believe anon.
>>96708262It brings me great joy that lore sloptubers and AI channels are killing each other off.
>>96708300Then explain >>96708275
According to Mike Brooks your dad loves you and doesn't think you're a failure
>>96708262Majorkill is one of the worst loresloptubers. Being australian is not a personality. It's a defect if anything.
According to Mike Brooks, vtubers are cute and funny (known as kawaii kani ^_^;;; in NIHONGONESE dialect)
She's trying her best.
>>96708336Doshtedt
>>96708357Never was a fun of Mass Effect and made sure to xenocide the quarians in 3, sorry~
>kind of wanted that Store Anniversary miniature for Space Hulk>look up the anniversary of my local store cause I know it’s in fall>4 days ago, but apparently they’re celebrating the whole weekDamn even with that extra time I probably missed the mini.
>>96708377In my store they were gone in the first 10 minutes after opening.
>>96708400It was a genuine surprise when I got the Ratling during a paint run, really need to keep better track of these things.
>>96708422Yeah, next one is this month as well. Warhammer Day on the 26th I think. You can get the Jump Captain and that AoS model whatever it was. Captain will stay though byt they will give some goodies that day.
Whats up with the influx of eldar stuff in these last few threads?
>>96708438New Eldar book came out and as usual it fucking sucked, so you have people who like Eldar complaining about it and people who don't like Eldar rubbing it in.
>>96708438>Retard secondary surprised to find out people in fact play tau and eldar because it goes against all the secondary memes she liked on Instagram
>>96708441ntawhen did the new aeldari codex drop? I thought it was just dark-e-dar recently
>>96708446Eldar codex was early this yead, Dark Eldar one just came outIn this case though the subject is the recently released BL novel Voidscarred.
>>96708217nope
>>96708441Was the Dark Eldar codex that bad? I thought people were largely positive about it after they got over the resin leaving.
>>96708217Heresy of BEING GAY
>>96708490Afaik it didn't change all that much except for minor details. Quite a bit of new art apparently.The big joke about it was that the Crusade rules literally include a "Vect kills you, the end" reward for doing well enough.At this point it's old news an Voidscarred is the big joke book now.
>>96708441Eldar people praise the book tho
>>96708519Not from what I've seen.
>>96708553Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you will
>>96708519The only book Eldar "people" praise without caveats is Valedor. This book has not changed that fact, even if there are some things in it that some of them like.
>>96708342Cute. I thought tau didnt have hair though
>hear everybody talk about how bad flayed ones are to build>build first 2 and they're fine>get to the other threeholy shit what the fuck were they thinking
>>96708592Not sure what gave you that idea
>>96708592Plenty of tau models have hair
>>96708599Eldar still live only 40 years still or did they retcon that?>be superspecies knowing more than humans in 1/50th the timespan between inventing fire to 1k years later>cannot make life longer than 40 years
>>96708592Retard
>>96708592They're all ponytails though, so it's hard to say whether that's a biological thing or a cultural thing
>>96708553How do you make posts while blind? That's impressive
kroot are technically bald
>>96708616kroot bird bird not baldkroot bold
>>96708609>tau ethereal has a soul trap>she uses it to trap souls of fellow taugrim
>>96708636bald eagle
What a bizarre schizo meltdown
>>96708609>>96708601>>96708599Hol' upAre Tau mouth breathers?
>page 7Im so hyped for next thread's BRUH post
>>96708606still waiting on answerare tau elderly after 30?
>>96708662for the love of god someone PLEASE think of something interesting to start the thread with so we don't descend into this madness again
Good luck in the next thread
>>96708655Their olfactory holes are between their eyes
>>96708672That bingo card of your dudes tropes would be a good one
can any listchads take a look at my SoB army and let me know if it looks decent/playable ?
Where's the trove? Anybody got inquisimunda rules?
>>96708672>>96708662This was a perfectly fine thread, sure it had its peaks and valleys but overall I felt that many of anons were able to have worthwhile discussions and share a few models here and there.
>>96708719>This was a perfectly fine threadshut the fuck up decalnigger
>>96708662>>96708672How about you retards just filter it instead of spamming replies then acting like you did a good thing
>>96708707Back to /slop/ with ye
>>96708723>>96708719I wonder how many times you two anonymously helped each other.
>>96708579>>96708611Pretending that people like the book just to try and make the jokes 'more valid' is pathetic.
>>96708164Kiva ukko.
>>96708677Lmao when they sneeze does it sound like a fart?
>>96708759Nice image.>face toots
>>96708746Whatever you say, skooma-bag
>>96708765>>96708759We need a drawfag to make a comic strip of a lady tau asking if the human sneezed after farting.
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>>96708771Cute. I thought tau didnt have hair though
>>96708640It's ACKshully a cum pheremone jar
>>96708235They're city squirrels I just live in a street innawood. They probably have monkeypox aidsworms or something>>96708233I know they're helpful but would it kill them to aim for the ground instead of my roof I'm trying to paint here
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>>9670867030 is middle aged for Tau same way your dad is middle aged.
>>96707689Brother...I just painted a banana hammock on my wych. They are around trust me
>>96706443>go to work>get back home>wtf happened ITT
>>96707150Real, most of those are just mostly black or mixed heads they've painted asian and white for some reason.Like I prefer helmets (when my army isn't literally vomiting anime toughgirls) but the most confusing shit I've seen is people looking at these and going "LOOK THEY MADE THE TRANS MARINES ALERT THE INTERNET" and all I see is heavy metal giving all the brothers who aren't pale flesh that aren't Brother Blackulus lipgloss by accident.
>>96706446The harlequin CP is like 90% of their models except a deathjester and a shadowseer.
>>96706874>their own fucking biomass they have stolen from their ships lmaoqrd?
>>96706705>250 dollars>330 dollars in total value>scalped to death on ebay
>>96707831White Scars dreadnaughts live in the tombs guarding the geneseed, not fighting.
>>96707584>>96706510is there a reason why they didn't kill jubal off to make suboden the chapter master, while just randomly demoting Shrike and replacing him with SHAAAAAAAAAAAAN?Also all this infor feels like it should be in a codex sublemint.
>>96706586>>96706601I got a new jjob. For a while in the summer I was drinking every friday and being passed out on sunday, going into work on monday still tired but okay. Now I haven't been drinking for a month, but don't get enough sleep during the weekdays from caffeine and feel shittier than ever. I wish they would just let me work 10 hours monday, tuesday and take wednesday off to come back on thursday, friday.
>>96710702They were building tension between Jubal and Kor'sarro, Kor'sarro became Primaris without his permission. Now they're just going with Suboden.I really have no idea why they've given the RG two chapter masters, it was already weird giving them one when none of the other codex-complaint founding chapters have their chapter master. Maybe they felt bad that they jobbed so badly to the Tau?
>>96706539irys isn't japanese.>>96706631>>96706569>want a leman russ for my genestealer cults I started collecting when I realized my tyranids could be crossed with gsc brood brothers to make a full army, or the other way around with Final Day>have gotten a bunch of random imperial guard models, wanted some catachans for the jungle too>may end up having a small guard army the size of a bombat patrol with the russ and aquilons>also started collecting CSM in 2023, got a lot of stuff cheap>started adding plague marines and rubrics in 2025>decided I could reuse chaos stuff in thousand sons and death guard, then gw removed a lot of their stuff from the codexes>still have like 700 points of generic csm stuff that fits like a land raider and two daemon pricnesYou just end up having stuff, sometimes
>>96710715>Maybe they felt bad that they jobbed so badly to the Tau?If gw wanted to apologize they should have either made primaris assault jetpack veterans or added in some kind of raven guard jetpack guys/better upgrade sprue that has the little bird skull on the chest.N fact all of the chapters they added have fucked up upgrade spures- iron hands have to buy a lot of robot arms just to outfit a whole army.
>>96710715>>96708771FUCKI JUST REALIZED THIS WAS THE WRONG THREAD
>>96706443Looking forward to my saturday I cleared for hobbying.
