Fascist Elf EditionA classy Elf thread for classy Elf people. Any system, setting, art or homebrew welcome.
First for Frieren.
>call it an elf thread>post a half-elfanime retards
>>96738329Cry me a river.
>>96738329One drop rule.
>>96738259>classy>frierengo back
>>96738349He was dropped as a baby.
>>96738329Well, then you can make the next one. You can download the previous logo from the previous thread.
>>96738329Half-Elf lore is Elf lore.
>>96738272Boobs too big.
>>96738272how is it knowing your shitty manga is on indefinite hiatus because of the mangakas health issues?Maybe it'll go the same route as Berserk
What if male elf exist.
>>96738571Is the writer or the illustrator sick?>>96738512As if coomers care about accurate representation
>>96738571>Wishing bad health on someone because you don't like the mangaJust how much of a loser you're?
>>96738632This one is nice
>>96738259Missing noldorchud
>>96738593>What if male elf exist.But they do
Male Warcraft Blood Elves never looked like that.
>>96738660>put noldorchud in OP logo>as coomers flood the thread, I start aligning more and more with noldorchud
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>>96738758says the anime fagcan't you spam your shit on /a/ or are they also sick of you?
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And there is the slop.
>>96738798Did they reject your janny application, moron?
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>>96738571>manga is on indefinite hiatus because of the mangakas health issuesIsn't that every manga?
>>96738829
Tape!
what attribute spread and skills would you expect to see among office elves? I'm thinking high social attributes, which would be the primary strength, decent intelligence attributes and low physical attributes. Unsure if agility or equivalent should be that low though since they are elves
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>REEEEEEE YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT TRADITIONAL GAMES>the supposed traditional games post>>96738865
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>>96738865widespread mass layoffs
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>>96738880keep crying and spamming your folder noldorfaghttps://pastebin.com/4yngRbGQ
>>96738897can I interest you in an elf that doesn't work in an office?
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The only good thing about this thread is that we're already 1/3rd over the image limit>>96738958>elf with beardew
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>>96738752Really like this one. Something about her look just screams "evil witch".
>>96738798>what's a reaction image
>>96738865I would expect high magic/tech/magitech proficiency, most everything else would be secondary.
>>96739004>>elf with beardTolkien approved.
>elf angsting about lifespan and how all their friends and lovers gonna dieplease, for the love of god, make it stop, this is always so fucking stupidyou don't see dog owners and people with rats crying about how they're going to outlast themgive me something original for once, that shit is overdone
>>96739065fair point, "office elf" is pretty damn broad but it would include a lot of basically civil engineer and computer science types in thousands of different specializations relating to magic (tech).So either intelligence or social attributes as the main strength.
>>96738259I've been wondering and this might be more fitting for a board that covers myths or theology but elves from norse myth seem somewhat similar to I believe they're called the Tuatha from celtic myth or Daimons/Daemons (I believe the ancient greeks had both these and classical demons we think of when we hear the word) from greek myth, some form of ancestor spirit that can be communicated with and sometimes comes down to earth to bless random individuals, so I'm wondering what other versions might be found in say slavic, baltic or other european pantheons>>96738758Feels like I'm the only guy here who can enjoy both cool male elf art and hot elf girl art
>>96739146Well, for once, don't consume garbage like that comic. Please.But it's sour grapes from the authors indeed. Let elves enjoy being elves, with all the benefits.
>>96739157>Feels like I'm the only guy hereYou're not alone, it's just that the autistic screeching is not fun to interact with.
>>96739146>you don't see dog owners and people with rats crying about how they're going to outlast themYet there's whole industries for people who want to remember their pets from burial services to getting them stuffed, cloned, or their ashes turned into diamonds. Some pet owners do get very attached. I know one who has the ashes of their previous dog on a shelf with all sorts of memorabilia. Besides, I would not equate people with pets.
>>96739255No human, regardless of how much they love their dog, thinks: "Oh boy, I wish I had the lifespan of my pet and could die right as they die, instead of enjoying a normal human lifespan."
>>96739152I prefer my pretty broads to not be damned, and I like the point about elves leaning on being known for their magical ability for job stability. Ok, gotta worldbuild on that, I'll be back in two weeks.
>>96738948Is that fucking Pocahontas?
>>96739146Huh? Yes I do. Not to the extent that it dominates their relationship or anything, but it's bizarre to suggest it isn't a real feeling.
hello. this my character, i made it.His name is Kego and he has sentient talk pig. pig is shit because it weapon. kego was farmer and had many pig..but lost pig in attack and now blind, only pig left is sentient talk pig name dungo, pig tell kego where shoot his gu n and he shoot to kill the man who told to be death. dungo eat the enemy and shit at them with shit being more powerful with enemy level....this is mycharacter. he is also elf. sorry for my bad england....
This thread needs more anger
>>96738594Flat Frieren is just hotter
>>96739842man this image is great, but you know what would make it better? fat dwarf tits
>>96739266That's because you got it the other way around, genius.The owner outlives the pet, but only because of the pet's comparatively short lifespan.Elves don't lament their immortality, they lament everyone else being mortal.
>>96738329Half-Elves are cool.
>>96739930How fortunate for you that the real image contains said tits.
How would elves view your average everyday human?
>>96739930But this is just an elf thread! We don’t need fatties like that in here. >>96740008Sir, this is an elf only event. I have to ask you take your pet and leave!
>>96740048Less humans.
>>96738798>complaining about anime on 4chanRetard alert!
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>>96740739Blind rage overtook me and I missclickedMeant for >>96739998
>>96739998>puckee spamming his commissions againhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/vq9S5hcS2M3CN1u__iPslg/>31 timeshttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/s-9odapy5EaryUxR4j2RRw/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/2bloBO94VPyI8EioQNuUyw/>combined 15 times since June 2025
>>96739998Half elves come from sex
>>96741073Yes. More importantly you can sex them when they are old enough.
>>96739146>kramer_LOOKITSANIGGER.mp3>>96739168Painfully midwit coded post
>>96739146>you don't see dog owners and people with rats crying about how they're going to outlast themThat's because noone wants to start a family with their dog (except the most disgusting subhumans obviously). People love their dogs but intellectually know that dogs are lesser to us on a spiritual level.
>>96741773Elves should also intellectually know humans are lesser than they are
>>96738259>>96738259Traditional games?
>>96738272>>96738358Made for BHC
>>96739315No, of course not, Pocahontas is not an elf
>>96740048How do you view the average chimp in the jungle? Unless these are less dick elves then how you view the average dog.
>>96738865Need more office elves. Preferably AI-made. Mostly to piss off the autists ITT.
>>96742599How does that improve the thread?
>>96742599say no more
Observation:>fewer coomers than in the last thread>Over 80% of posts are just "art">Most of it is repostedWhy does this thread need to exist? Make a conference in t*legram or d*scord, and you can skip straight to homosexual pedophilia (more tolerated over there than on the chans). No need for steganographic encryption.
>>96742733>>fewer coomers than in the last threadWe are about to change that.
>>96741337>imperium wants to collect shitSeems about right.
more?
No.
you sure? I haven't posted any blood and night elves yet. Or drow for that matter.
Pornography truly rots the mind.
>>96742733>Why does this thread need to exist?It's a personal playground for the AI-faggot and other waifufags. The drawfag also kept it bumped to gather attention.
>>96742801>female eldarYou aren't helping.
How do elves feel about Chinese Communism?
>>96742809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
>>96742809Communism seems like such anti-elf, they should hate it.The primitive kind of wood elf might live in equally primitive tribal societies, but regardless of what commies say, that's not communism, it's just the pragmatic result of small communities dealing with limited resources and workers.
>>96742756We collect shit. Guano, for example, is a major ingredient in many industries and it's harvested in kilotons annually.
>>96742855>The succubus I posted is sexy without being pornographicYeah, most images in this thread are not outright porn.But if you really want to counterpost the pornbrains, post a male eldar. They really don't like them. And shows that you care for this fictional race beyond mere lust.Ultimately, if you add another "sexy" elf, you are just pissing into the sea of piss.
>>96742803>The drawfag also kept it bumped to gather attention.Literally posted only 2 drawings which were new and related to the game I play. You putting me in the same basket with coomers is not fair. How is playing games and being able to draw at the same time detrimental to this?>>96742855>Dat picAnon could've just told everyone to read Brave New World
>>96742863Yeah but eldar shit should have no value to humans because their digestive systems are so good that they leave nothing but a crystal that is most likely void of any nutrients.
>>96742892>Literally posted only 2 drawings which were new and related to the game I playSorry, bad wording. You were more active in previous threads.
>>96742809They would evolve it into Juche as any self-respecting elf shouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra5ZNNTpf10
>>96742879Maugan Ra being redesign as fucking skeletor instead of a buff giga chad reaper is one of the biggest mistakes of modern 40k
>>96742914Yeah but skulls.
>>96742896>nothing but a crystal that is most likely void of any nutrients.Yeah, imagine collecting animal secretions that have no usable nutrients...Also, a reminder that psyk-out weapons are made with secretions from the Emperor's metabolism.
>>96742922I mean his skull shit was alright when he looked like >>96742879 no need to turn him into fucking ainz ooal gown
>>96742935is that his dead wife hoisted as a flag on is back?
>>96742801>posts race which exists only to serve human males
>>96742952>serve human malesThe original cock sauce.
>>96742879>But if you really want to counterpost the pornbrains, post a male eldarI have already posted what I intended to post, you goddamn backseat janny:>>96742855But I suspect rampant coomerism inhibits the ability to read effortpoasts.
>>96742963Posting a massive wall of text of what someone else wrote is not an effort post.The problem with these threads is how faggots treat elves as an all-female race. And the shitposting and low-quality that follows.Really, do you think posting yet another sexy female with pointy ears is pissing the people off that are already doing the same exact thing?
Join me.Together, we can battle the coombrains.
>>96742981>The problem with these threads is how faggots treat elves as an all-female race.>posts all-female race
>>96742989>mutt education
>>96742981>what someone else wrote is not an effort post.You shit for brains,That anon from a board whose name shall not be mentioned made an effort poast. He's done effort, He's done actual research. And he's arrived to conclusions that Christcucks knew from the very beginning - namely, that pornography is, in fact, extremely bad for you. >The problem with these threads is how faggots treat elves as an all-female raceThe problem is that this board if full of coomers who cannot discuss, they just coom. Dwarf threads, arms and armor threads are mostly porno, too.
>>96742988Czech'd and Heil'd, but:>AeldariIt's Eldar. Eldar is an actual word from Quenya, Tolkien's con-lang, however, it is not copyrighted and cannot be copyrighted. Don't use copro rat jewspeak, please.Also, who the fuck is that supposed to be? Yriel?
>>96742994The only relevant aeldari are all females, lusting for male milk, which male aeldari cannot produce
>>96743008It's just some cool fanart that I saved from some other website and kept the filename. Some corsair, OC probably.>>96742998Also mate, if I dump a link to some study, I'm not effort posting. That's effort someone else made.
>>96743018>if I dump a link to some studyI did an equivalent of posting an abstract rather than a link, you obtuse faggot. An abstract that is very relevant to "the hobby", actually, because /tg/ population has been devastated by trooning cough and the vector for this infection was rampant coomerism.
>>96743048You are really not getting the point, aren't you?It's effort posting if you put effort in. Time, focus, work, research. A link to someone's else effort is not you putting effort in.
>oh you just read a libraries worth of material on neuroscience instead of doing your own work and research to get the same information? Fucking worthless slacker. Put in some effort next timesanest noldorfag gatekeeping. Have an office elf
>slopping>effort
real effort is when you pay to spam on the 'cuck because pictures of women make you fuming mad
>>96743060>It's effort posting if you put effort inI'll spell it out for you, niggerfaggot:1) Anon A on a forbidden imageboard makes an effortpost2) Anon A' saves his OP in a screenshot form for easier disseminaiton through imageboards.3) Anon A'' posts the image in this thread4) Anon A''' is a coomer, he clicks on a link, doesn't see a pornographic picture, he scrolls further without engaging with the material5) Anon A'''' makes an observation "coomers cannot read effortposts", based on lack of engagement of Anon A''' with material produced by Anon A.Not a single identity required. Stop being a nigger.
>>96742825Disney fairies actually has pretty good world building and they don't have money but exchange goods and services insteadI'd imagine that wood elf society would be the same>Technically fairies are related to elves >Not in Pathfinder though, or 40k
>>96743159Yeah but what does this have to do about elves?
>>96742184This image really bothers me for some reason, so I spent some time trying to make her look less like a blow-up doll.Not sure if you want it, but I figured it'd be better than not sharing with the class.
>>96743165Fairies and elves are distinct in many a setting and game.
>>96743165QRD on Pathfinder lore on elves in relation to fey?
>>96743176I think you did a great job
>>96743176>>96743076>>96741337Hey, coomers: do you watch weeb shit? How frequently? When did you start wanking to drawings?
>>96743183As far as I know for Pathfinder elves are technically aliens from another planeThey fucked their planet Halflings (or was it gnomes, can't keep those short folk apart) are the ones related to fairies
>>96740048picrel
Feanor did nothing wrong.
>>96743516That is a disgusting image
Here's the full story
>>96743542Why do gems have their own coat of arms?
>>96743556Because of how important they are.
>>96739146Elves giving a fuck about humans etc mortals on a lever greater than we care for our pets is in general fucking retarded. That is precisely why I despise the concept of human and elf romance. It is retarded and does not make sense at all from Elven perspective. And yes, even the shit in Lotr was retarded.
>>96742801>>96742808Goodwin is the best concept artist GW has ever had.
>>96743613>And yes, even the shit in Lotr was retarded.In Silm (LOTR doesn't narrate much of romance, except its' conclusion in a royal wedding), the problem with incompatible lifespans was solved by divine fiat. It helped that there were only three human-elf pairings in several thousand years of recorded history.
In the games I run, I usually give elves animal ears and animal tails, and reserve the traditional pointy-eared look for half-elves.Elves already have nature-themed associations, so I do not find this to be too great a stretch.And yes, I often wind up giving them touches of East Asian culture, mostly China due to gacha brain rot.
>>96739146>you don't see dog owners and people with rats crying about how they're going to outlast them>give me something original for once, that shit is overdonePeople do that also>compering humans to dogs/rats
Anime Space Elf: Capitalist Edition
>>96744125>Shizo culture war shit about muh "porn addiction".Retarded dipshits like you just encourage the smut spammers, you know that right?
>>96744408I adore Beckjan's Deldar fanart. Easily my favorite depictions of the Dark Eldar.
>>96744487>hands of a pornography addict typed that post.
>>96744495Sad that he just vanished one day.
>>96744487Don't bother anon, he spammed that image all over tg, probably some sigma male idiot or some other shit.
>>96744553It is pretty silly how some people have to make just jerking off some sort of moral battlefield/great social issue. My distaste of the smut spammers has nothing to do with disliking pornography itself, it is more of just not wanting to see it everywhere and every topic about elves etc degrading into just smut spam, not this nonsensical moralfagging about how jerking off is bad.
>>96744581>every topic about elves etc degrading into just smut spamYou can drop the qualifier from that statement and it will still be true for the entire board.
>>96744581Not that anon, but yeah. My big general elf-folder is probably 65% girls, because there is simply more art of them and I save whatever looks good.But it gets virtually unused because everyone else is already spamming nothing but waifufaggotry or varying degrees of pornographic imagery. No interest in adding to that.
>>96744581See my unprompted opinion is that there's a line between mild cheesecake that has it's place in any thread and actual softcore pornography that is clearly designed for titillation rather than any aesthetic sense and really should be contained to a dedicated thread or a different board.Unfortunately everyone has their own opinions on what qualifies as what and trying to enforce it is retarded and a waste of time. So you just have to deal with it really.And yeah it has nothing to do with liking or disliking porn. I use it pretty regularly I just don't want to see it everywhere, because it's all over the internet at this point.
>>96744487Lack of proper moderation encourages smut spammers. Nothing else.>>96744549Is there a single artwork of an eldar smiling?
what are your thoughts on aquatic elves?
>>96744302>comparing humans to dogs/ratswhen it comes to elves, it fits
knight elf
>>96744814I have yet to use them for an upcoming campaign. We'll see how useful they are.
>>96744802I have this, it's a smile
>>96744802>Is there a single artwork of an eldar smiling?The waifufaggots will certainly spam a bunch of generic anime girls mimicking an eldar and being cute anime elves smiling.
>>96744802>Is there a single artwork of an eldar smiling?They have an entire laughing god.
>>96744861>Eldar grrrlbossTruly grim is the darkness of far future.
>>96744843you're doing underwater elves, elves living near water with some adaptations like the metkayina or boat elves?
>>96744802>Is there a single artwork of an eldar smiling?I have this, though it is more of a smug smirk.
Here's a smiling clown. Please, do not masturbate (that'll make you gay).
>>96744890All this did was prompting me to post another pic that you don't like.>>96744911Smug, the natural state of Eldar.
>>96744965>>96744911>deldar: smug smile of superiority and mild amusement>eldar: resting bitch face, hasn't smiled in a century or two, emotions would just fuel the machines of the chaos gods
>>96744873Yeah but those are masks>>96744861was hoping that an official artwork was assumed.>>96744911nice.>>96744902Boat elves, very close to what they did in Avatar. Living in small fishing villages. Planning for the party to do some quests for them to earn their first ship (a small water-elven canoe). Anyone know any specific FR books describing water elves and their culture?
>>96744861This artwork always reminds me of that corsair prince in the Dante novel where the author for whatever reason states there's corsair run worlds where humans live better than they do on Imperial ones, not to say it can't make sense considering the eldar's vast knowledge there's bound to be someone who's made themselves king of some backwater planet nobody's gonna give a shit about but damn, way to roast the Imperium by having a corsair, a literal careless space elf pirate be confirmed to do a better job caring for humans than actual Imperial governors>Granted thats a single planet and the corsair (or rather his hologram as the book reveals) says he's merely used it to play king for 50 or so years so it's not accurate in the sense of running a galaxy spanning empire or even a single planet for more than a few decades
>>96742808There is nothing pornographic about what anon posted. If you think anything vaguely in the shape of the female form is somehow coomer-shit, you only prove his point.
>>96744802>Lack of proper moderation encourages smut spammers. Nothing else.Cry about it
>>96745043Doesn't one of the RT's endings feature Yrliet and Marazhai essentially hooking up?
>>96745111Have you tried following the actual argument in that chain of replies?It's not really worth it
>>96745111Czech'dThat's an interesting gesture the priestess (?) in your picture is doing. Is she preaching the gospel of Adolf Hitler but trying to be subtle about it?
>>96745123they just become very close friends (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
It always get's me how good Kerillian's design was in the first Vermintide game.I'm glad you could still get it in the 2nd game.
>>96744581Back in the past I would have agreed with this opinion but that now I saw what censorship busybodies want to do not anymore. Even 4chan is fighting for its life right now against the UK big brother laws. No more policing of any sorts should be tolerated.
>>96745730Stupid Kerillian
>Noldorfag>elf sloppa poster>Redditor puckeePeak no games thread
We rule this board, bitch.
>>96745989Cute mini-Keri.
>>96742733>>fewer coomers than in the last threadThey made sure to kill the thread.
>>96745989mayflies...
.https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2698/3d054117e81173d3059d8954b83973e1.png
>>96746498Some really floofy skaven.
>>96745105>Planning for the party to do some quests for them to earn their first ship (a small water-elven canoe)seems like a pretty fun start of a game>Anyone know any specific FR books describing water elves and their culture?I don't know, but I'm certain there's far more information than you'd ever need out there somewhere. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's your game so just do something that suits it
>>96746511furries and their consequences have been a disaster for the depiction of anthropomorphic animals
>Nowhere near bump limit>Blown past image limitLet's talk actual game systems. Would you count the Changlings from WoD to be elves? Elves are often tied to their settings' equivalent of Fae.
so do we all agree on the stat and skill distribution of office elves?I'm especially having an eye on how they could be a bit more versatile in your typical cyberpunk or similar games since I don't think that many people are going to enjoy playing elf office politics and gossiping simulator
I'll interact in earnest with the thread once the porn is deleted.
I don't see any porn
I'll interact in earnest with the board once the low-quality coombait threads get deleted.
>>96746742What this should mean is that you go away forever, but unfortunately what it means is that you'll just continue to impotently shit your diapers in this thread and then do it in the next one too.
>>96746627You should play Shadowrun or take inspiration from cyberpunkSounds like a skill issue on your part
>>96746884The nigger that posts these office slops with pointy ears has been asking for games in modern settings for ages, making dumb threads on /tg/ and /v/. Of course he knows about Shadowrun. Yet, he has to play or run a single session.He doesn't want to talk about games, he's just looking for excuses to post his garbage.
