>i wub yoo, anon!
>>96780598I wub you too behold!WantUrBounty.
>>96780598Eww, Kill it.
>>96780717
>>96780598It scares 4channers more than any other beholder
>>96780598My booty caught the eye of the beholder. Help!
>>96780598dnd is so retarded nowadays
>>96780598Awww, you’re sweet!
>>96780598<3
>>96780939And that eye's Telekinesis, enjoy the ride, Anon.
>>96782712Love-Beholder is older than you think
>>96782853InterestingI still hate it
BEHOLDER THAT MAKES YOU GAYLarge aberration, lawful evil (pending supreme court verdict)Skills: Fashion Sense +12Senses: gaydar 120 ft.Languages: Deep Lisp, Underfruit
>>96784397What if you're already gay, does it make you straight?
>>96784409No it makes you super-gay
>>96780598Jesus Christ Lucifer's a faggot!
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)I roll to fuck the beholder
>>96780598as much as I hate the tumblr core direction dnd has been goingultimately you control the narratives you run
>>96780598>a creature so bigoted that they're know to hate each other over extremely minor physical differencesEven WotC doesn't read the rulebooks.
>>96785639nah, i'll just play gurps like the rest of /tg/'s sex offenders
>>96785168https://youtu.be/eSvj_Vqh8_E&t=16Like so.
>>96782853>fat Hitler knight trying to woo Beholder-chan with sonnet and bouquetTruly, a more civilized age.
>>96780758It doesn't scare us 4channers, just disgust us.
>>96784397Hehe
>>96780598Every time I see this beholder, I am convinced fag acceptance is a serious mental disease. By accepting gays it morphs your mindset into thinking "Since butt fucking faggots are good, then maybe other things that I thought weren't good are actually good as well." The result of this is literally people thinking not all demons are bad, most are just misunderstood, and floating eyeball death monsters just want to be accepted and happy.
>>96787070anon... i wub yoo
>>96785639People can say that all they want, but this shit is still trying to influence what new blood comes into the hobby.
>>96780598I liked the interpretation that the beholder is actually mind controlling everyone into engaging in debauchery for its own sick pleasure. Might make it into an adventure where they have to kill the beholder then the town never talk about it again and punish the crimes committed.
>>96782853The old one was intended to be funny, while the new one is a political statement
>"why are there so many sodomites and niggers in this fantasy town?">the beholder mind controlled everyone into being faggotsBased hasbrowizards?!?!
It's funny how wotc wants to make their gaymes more for children, and yet they can't stop putting their degeneracy into it. The grooming isn't even subtle at this point
>>96782853No waaaay
>>96780758You need to go back, tourist nigger
>>96789587What happened to people just pulling the DM aside and saying, "Hey man, I have a thing with spiders, could you not put them in this game?"And then leaving the game if the DM wanted to run Pillagers of Spidertopia?
>>96789781>"Hey DM I have a thing with spiders, so could you not put them in the game?">"wait, you're a spiderfucker? Gross"
>>96789781How is that different from OP's pic
>>96789587>welcome to D&D, which is not a weird satanic grooming scheme.>before we begin, please consent to homosexual brainwashing "romance"
>>96789587>I'm sensitive to romance, don't put that in the game please.
>>96790008Honestly, if some dude insists on ERPing at the table on a sunday afternoon he will get raped IRL
>>96790108>screw ERP, we'll give you the real thing, faggot
>>96789587Anon... Do you feel if you are given permission to kiss boys during your formative years, you would have?
>>96790309Yes
>96790317>fixates on kissing boys when grooming's brought upToxoplasmosis mindset
>>96790358Answer the question, boykisser.
>>96790008This is me, I don't want to flirt with the DM while playing a tabletop game
Can Beholders make friends?
>96790370I'm sorry, I don't speak to sodomites.
>>96790376Only one way to find out
>>96790385Well I do, which is why I'm talking to you.
How do you go from this...TO THIS?>>96789587>>96784397
>>96782853>even in the tranny colorsThis is what they look like to normal people
>>96780598>when a beholder attacks, it creates a powerful illusion in its victim's mind to pretend it is friendly
>>96780598He looks fucking stupid.What's with that toothless mouth. And that face expression?Why would you draw this?
>>96790427Globohomo, that's how
We have a statblock for this pos beholder
>>96790376Yes, if we go off years of DnD lore, beholders can have pets and friends. It's just you know, most of the guys here don't play games, so wouldn't know it.
>/pol/ pissbabies bitching about "TEH GAYS" despite being a thousand times more sensitive>>96790789Balloon ray is a little terrifying...
>96790843Your kind will be locked up in asylums soon enough.
>>96790904That beholder is clearly a fujoshi
>>96790789source? Cause that's crazy high effort for this Twitter repost.
>>96780758Kill yourself faggot
>>96790890Not if you /pol/fags get kirk'd first desu.
>>96790843You are not in good company tranny. Join that 41% now
>>96791069Kek bet you thought that was clever huh faggot. Fag drags are coming, hope you like asphalt and having no skin left
>>96791070You have no power here, chuddy the closeted
>>96791079Faggots spread through child molestation. You are products of evil and you will be killed. Its just that simple
>>96791078Bella ciao :3
>>96791093Yawn.
>>96791107>Bella ci-ACK
>>96791214First you larpers have to actually start doing something. Other than getting sniped. kek.
>>96780598
>>96791214I'm sorry man, this stuff just isn't triggering anymore now that we know it's just a coping mechanism for your self loathing. You project yourself into your own fantasies of suicide and hate crimes to punish the queer you wish you weren't. One day, after you have accepted yourself, you will look back on this behavior and feel ashamed. You are in the lowest point of your hero's journey to self actualization and I'm rooting for you.
>>96780598Why are you still playing this game?
Did you know that faggots will chase diseases like Aids as a fetish? Thats kind of fucked up right
>>96791266Faggot cope is the best cope.>everyone else is a queer monster thats why they hate us so muchHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaKeep it up fag. You are clearly winning
>>96791355Your heart is poisoned by hate because you do not have the courage to love yourself. You are your own antagonist and you will overcome it. I believe in you, anon.
Did you know that monkey pox was being spread to animals and adopted children that belonged to faggots? Thats strange, its only transmitted through sex.
>>96791369Nope just know the truth about faggots. The world becomes a better place once you kill yourself
If you're mad about Beholders being good then you can't like Drizzt
Did you know that the gay gene was never found? That must mean that its a mental illness right?
>>96791396>you can't like Drizztcorrect
>>96791394>The world becomes a better place once you kill yourselfI know you say that to the mirror every night. I understand the pain and repression you feel. You can defeat it, anon. You can defeat the hate.
Did you know that most faggots were molested at a young age? Thats how they spread thier illness.
>>96791396I haven't like that guy since the mid 2000's when I first heard about him
>>96791427>no uThis is the educated left I hear so much about? Lol
>h-h-hey anon wanna party>I have mead>and wine c-c-coolers>w-w-why are you screaming
Let's get some queers and some trucks and have a good old fashioned fag drag
>>96791441Not no u, anon. Yes u. As in Yes, you can vanquish the self loathing that compels you to lash out like this. You can do this!
>>96791480It's not worth it dude
>>96789781I probably wouldn't want to play with someone that can't even handle imaginary spiders, honestly.
>>96791508Accepting and loving your true self is worth everything
>>96790789>intoxicated condition gives you a +4 to Charisma.In my experience it's the opposite.
>>96791480You are just not smart. Faggot
Did you know that faggots will often cut thier anus with a razor to better get aids from their partner. Sounds like an illness to me
Check out the leftists getting emotional in this thread. Did those right wing chuds hurt your feelings again? lmao
Did you know that faggots often adopt babie boys for sexual pleasure? Sounds like we should kill them all, right?
>>96780939>my god it just goes on and on
Did you know that troons kill themselves at rate of 41%. Isn't that down right funny
>>96790983Honestly, that explains a lot about Vivian Medrano.
I'm generally very against the rhetoric of "erm if you don't like homosexuals it's because you're a closeted homosexual" but this anon is outing himself as an obsessed faggot so for once I agree with the leftist-anons
>>96791668You see enough homo/transphobia, you begin to spot the difference between casual ignorant bigotry and the self-loathing kind. Chud anon ITT is clearly going through some stuff.
>>96790789This wouldn't be OOC provided he was viciously bigoted against other beholders
Did you know that faggots cant give blood because of how disgusting they are. Even science says thier blood isnt clean.
>>96790789By 'victim' they mean the player, right
>>96790904I can't believe you didn't bring up that one of the men was a tiefling...>>96791748>This wouldn't be OOC provided he was viciously bigoted against other beholdersI mean are we sure he's not?
>>96791668>I like pedophiles Did you know that thats not a good thing?
Did you know that faggots will often sodomize their pets. They are driven by base pleasure and care not for the well being of others.
How the hell do Beholders manage to lead crime syndicates and successful businesses when they're all borderline insane schizophrenic monsters living in caves like the homeless?The "sane" (insane by Beholder standards) Beholder is one who doesn't have a mind that's disconnected, or split into two. Is Xanathar this?
I know I'm supposed to be mad at all the gay stuff in that image, but honestly the part that makes me feel the worst are the kobolds. Remember when they used to be this LE menace that's basically better organized goblins who would put you through a gauntlet of traps and then toss you into a volcano? And now every depiction of kobolds is just Deekin with severe brain damage? Even in BG3 the only kobold you talk to is a lolsorandumb meme obsessed with snacks. The internet absolutely eviscerated kobolds and /tg/ is partly responsible btw.
>>96792327>sodomize their pets>You just know
>>96782853OHNONONONONONONONONOO
>>96789818solid jej+10 horse points
>>96792550Imagine being triggered by funny dancing orange lizard dudes.
>>96791616>>96780939
>>96793226lol
>>96790008I mean, yeah, that's a thing you can do.
>>96780598You know how many times WotC forced me to look at this shit? Zero.Meanwhile you fuckers who CANNOT STOP SEETHING have shown me this image at least like once an hour every waking hour since it was released. What the fuck is wrong with you retards? You're aware you get to pick who is at your table right? I swear the majority of the faggots losing their mind over this shit think WotC is doing a fucking patch to 5e to change the beholders in every printed monster manual to be a canonical tranny. They have no fucking clue what DnD let alone TTRPGs as a whole actually are beyond "Something about dice and playing pretend". KILL ALL FUCKING NORMALFAGS.
>>96793322Everything is political
>>96791321No one can fucking help themselves. No one can actually hold the line while in power and resist madly trying to destroy everything they think is weird. We're going to be caught between hysterical religious retards and hysterical "socially minded" retards until someone retarded enough hits the button and we'll finally get a chance in a reset ushered in by nuclear hellfire.
>>96792550Kobolds are whatever the fuck I say they are. Sorry faggot, I make the rules.
>>96792874That's an Astral Dreadnought.
>>96792550There's nothing stopping them from being goofy and the Viet Kong.I do wish we got more of the latter too though.
>>96792327Monkeypox was a big eye opener
I saw that image and all I could think of was that story with the lich army suddenly invading
>>96784397jej
>>96792550The furry tourist fags really hated this post. Must be because of how true it is.
>>96793226okay, NOW I'm worried, terrified even
>>96790789>balloon rayFUCKING DOBSON GET OUT OF MY GAMES
>>96789587>Potentially Sensitive Elements:>Faggots>Sand People>The Clitoris
>>96780598Traditional games?
>>96782853This was a joke back in 1990. A bit like how a mobile diablo game was a joke once. The issue also had gay pink dragons and other joke monsters. It’s amazing the lack of self awareness these trannies have that they’re literally April Fools jokes.
>>96791616source?
>>96791748>This wouldn't be OOC provided he was viciously bigoted against other beholdersarent most of them?
>>96791508whats this from?
>>96792525amazing art
>>96782853That was a joke, anon. I know it's hard to believe in today's crazy environment, but this back then was the together with crossdressing was the equivalent of gross toilet humor. It was funny, because it's disgusting. Also it's the April Fools cover.>>96789587Why blame WotC? Why blame a corporate entity? If you were brave, you would blame the Communists, who are omni-present in the Tabletop Community and work as writers, organizers, community managers and producers. The corporate leadership are probably the most innocent part in all of this. We see the same thing in game studios. Gaming developers are either Communist or weak nerds, who just fold to the social pressure, effectively making everyone woke.>>96790789>not brave enough to reference the Beholder's ability to turn people gaylame>>96790904>random anon got it right
>>96789818I mean, yeah, look at them legs!
>>96791565They were suppressed throughout all of human history and now that they're free to fuck in public they go around telling us "you're gay too and need to admit it." Oh well, you're right. The course correction is coming for them.
>>96787529If you haven't closed the hatches and strictly play with your 40+ year old grognard irl friends you deserve the trannies in your table.
