Would be too much of a dick move to have a monster pull pic related as surprise move on the players ?
>>96788274It certainly looks like a dick move
>>96788274>ok dave you failed your stealth roll so now the horny dinosaur grabs you with its dick>... what the fuck man?
>>96788274>on the playersWhere are you going to find an Argentinosaurus these days?
>>96788624that's its DICK??? I thought it was its neck
Elephants can throttle things with their dicks?
>>96788274>inspired by real life behavior of elephantsWhat the actual fuck
>>96788657You can always substitute an elephant
>>96788274I can promise that no one at your table wants to engage with your bizarre fetish.
>>96788806Okay, so how are you going to train an elephant to dick-strangle one of your players on command?
>>96788274This looks like a "not even vaguely disguised" furry fetish post masquerading as a "speculative biology" theory.
>>96788822Elephants are pretty smart, you can train them for a lot.
>>96788755Elephants have prehensile penises and are able to move it around like a pseudo-tentacle/trunks and there were cases of one elephant using it to slap people that tried to come to close
>>96789113Even so, I don't think any animal is going to use their penis as a weapon, of only because that's a sure-fire way of getting it damaged or bitten off by a predator.
>>96789148You underestimate my power
>>96789046Yeah, but how will you do it?
>>96788418Flipibipi
>>96789148maybe it's into that sort of thing
>>96788274I'd rather see it shoot a thick load over them than strangle them.
>>96788746Can't beat the dick man.
>>96789177Dont do it anon I have a lightsaber.
>>96789148Mother fucker was definitely not around during the "This is real puma" era.
>>96789148Surely something like a giant dragon or the Tarrasque doesn't have such concerns?
>>96789148>I don't think any animal is going to use their penis as a weapon,traumatic insemination
>>96789148https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencingYou have no honor, like a woman!
