*WET FART* edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96787750>Thread QuestionWhat's your stinkiest soldier?
Is this accurate?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>96790501no
>>96790492>wet fart editionfuck coomers, now we gamin'
>Alternative not retarded TQ (spooky curse edition)Your next codex is now cursed to only receive a pity hero. What is the one model they could receive to make you still happy.
>>96790504this post should be a bannable offense
>>96790524You don't play any games though?
>>96790528Bonesinger, easy.
>>96790528>Your next codex is now cursed to only receive a pity hero. What is the one model they could receive to make you still happy.I'd be fine if they made Tu'shan a model. Then it'd at least mean we get a codex for the Salamanders next edition.
>>96790528>space marines>white scars A named psyker that can walk on air
>>96790528Corbulo
>>96790528>female tsonyou know what I wouldn't be opposed to this
>>96790553They are cultivating so much chi its insane
>>96790528>Leagues of Votanna Hernkyn biker that can lead Pioneers
>>96790528Space Marines codex gets a generic female space marine captain and that's the entire edition.
>>96790570it's not a female thousand sons, it's a transvestite thousand sons, get it right
James Workshop just introduced female units to (You)r favourite army! How do you respond and what do they look like? Pic somewhat related.
>>96790593What’s the difference
>>96790598They’re all dust. Unless if gw deceived to add more non marines in thousand sons, in which case based.
>>96790598
>>96790598I publicly masturbate to the models and then cum all over the table while I'm playing with a random kit at the local game store, like everyone does, I assume.
>>96790492Already sold out.
>>96790607>They're all dustNo they aren't. Read your god damn codex, retard.
>>96790619It's not for sale until next week though
Elf bros, help me figure this out. I think I've figured out an amazing hack.OK so the Harlequins Combat Patrol comes with two Starweaver/Voidweaver kits. If you built one as the Voidweaver and one as the Starweaver, you'd have the two dynamic Harlequin bodies from the Starweaver left over. But if you got a second Combat Patrol, and built another Voidweaever and another Starweaver, then you'd have four of the dynamic bodies from the Starweaver left over. And you'd have a spare Solitaire, which would be useless because you can only take one Solitaire in any size army. Couldn't you simply take bits from the Harlequin Troupe sets, do some very light kitbashing on the four Starweaver bodies and the extra Solitaire, whip up some simple dynamic bases for them to match the regular Troupe bases, and then you would have a full 5 man Troup unit for free?
>>96790598god I would love some thick Squat bitches
>>96790593No, it's a tzeentch corrupted sister of battle
>>96790528Kheradruak
Anyone happen to have the new Ahriman novel?
>>96790528New Autarch on Jetbike with a bunch of cosmetic options like the new Autarch kit, or any one of the Phoenix Lords we're still missing
>Frankenstein together some parts of two airbrushes each with their own annoying little issue into a single airbrush >I no longer have the prior spray issues of eitherOmmnisiah works in mysterious ways
>>96790658I think Black Library does
>>96790528Karandras or Drastanta
>>96790668>kitbashing an airbrushbased?
What are the biological differences between eldar and humans?
Got some guardians on the goSadly their rules are shit right now
What are the biological similarities between Necrons and Orks?
I don't really get the whole 'melee is the most effective against daemons' thing. I get that daemons are partially resistant to material weapons, and partially vulnerable to emotional damage, and because melee combat is so emotionally charged they take more damage from it...But that in no way makes up for the fact that 3 out of 4 Chaos gods are melee specialists who would love nothing more than to close the distance with you so they can introduce you to their berserkers, plagues, and duelists. They might be resistant to material weapons but they're not immune and they'll still die if you shoot them enough, which is way safer and likelier to succeed than trying to 1 vs 1 a warp-empowered melee specialist in hand-to-hand combat.
>>96790553That farmer is courting death questing those two young masters. They're clearly cultivating their yang eneri to strengthen their dao so they can ascend to the supreme peak realm of mastery.
>>96790603I still have at least a couple of them unpainted - it's not a priority project, but I've always wanted to kitbash better punishersI might just fucking finally do it, once I'm done suffering through the hell of monopose DG
Huh. Individual Archon is on sale already. And we didn't even have to wait a full month!Glad I didn't pick up the fomo box full of old models just to get one.
>The Chaos Space Marine Legionaries builds a unit of 10 fearsome Heretic Astartes with 18 head options, 22 interchangeable shoulder pads, an assortment of special and heavy weapons, and enough parts to equip the squad for either ranged or melee combat. So they're including the Special Weapons into the standard Legionaries box now? For once GW does something not gay.
>>96790695>I don't understandNo I think you got it anon.Melee is the most effectiveRanged is the most safe. You right.
>>96790598My army already has female units. I guess if they replaced some of the old monopose male HQ kits like the Farseer or Spiritseer with new female kits, I'd be pretty happy with thatIf they did a pack of female torso fronts that let you build all of your infantry as females, I'd probably end up replacing more of my current kits than I'd like to admit
>>96790598>female skittles or, better yet, tech-priestsI wouldn't mind honestly
>>96790528>>96790598Evil woman techpriest for my Chaos Knights.
>>96790706>chaos gets to have their tactical marines backWHAT THE FUCK GWITS NOT FAIR
>>96790720Subdomina Khepra model pls GW
>>96790693none, necrons aren't biological
>>96790693Green
>>96790717How it started vs. how it ended.
>>96790695chaos isn't logical
>>96790679>the most kitbashing Ive done in times >and its not even a minigrim, hopefully I completely fixed the issues I had and can focus on actual minis now
>>96790704>Comes with all the options and multiple headsNice, time to scavange the extra arms and heads to kitbash with the shit old archon sprue I have
>>96790528nothingI don't own a single named character and don't feel like ever owning themI don't need more generic hq either
>>96790695>nyaruko It's been a while since I saw that girl
>>96790733fund it
>>96790635I suppose you could, people make kabalites out of the guys that hang off raiders. They are all going to have the same squating/captain morgan ass pose, tho.
>>96790695>>96790770We have been over this.Melee and fire are effective against daemons because of mortal superstitious beliefs and because of the strength of faith behind them.Unless augmented with holy countermeasures, ranged fire has little effect on daemons whose unstable nature causes energy and solid round munitions to veer off course, transfigure into harmless stuff, or do many random things. In the Crusade Nachmund Gauntlet, a whole titan legio opened fire at a daemon horde and did almost no damage. Then the daemons' horde pulled the titans down and tore them to pieces. That's why daemons are the most dangerous of all threats on the battlefield. The rules they follow make a mockery of modern warfare. To fight them, you have to go down to their level, where you are exposed to their full horror.Necrons and Tyranids circumvent this by using Null tech and the Shadow in the Warp to weaken the daemons before engaging them.
Could a 4X Warhammer 40k game ever work?
>>96790824So Necrons are basically incapable of harming daemons outside of the pylons that seal away the warp?
>>96790706I got this KT box at Chang's, the value is insane.
>>96790528plastic biotitan>a pity hero I saidnorn queen larvapicture the synaptic leader that rides the titanic beast here, make it very atrophied and keep the space jockey chair with gun but as a floating mobility scooter for the fetal-like thing.Why would the hive mind field such a thing? dunno, maybe to nest onto the planet, but it don't matter anyway.
why did they remove dark eldar units like the grotesques and archons court and the war beasts
>>96790824fuck off, shitkais
>>96790856Fineshit resin
>>96790837Tomb Spyders, Necron tombs, Necron ships, Crypteks all carry null tech that fucks with daemons and psykers. Some Tomb ships were shown to be able to project null fields over entire planetsAlso, C'tan shards have been shown to be able to cleave through daemonic resistances.
>>96790856Because they were resin and all the resin models had to be removed from the codex this Edition unless they were getting updates. They have a big drukhari wave coming next Edition that will probably add some if not all of them back in.
>>96790856They're trying to shrink the Army down to just the Ynnari kits so they're trying to remove four or five units every Edition until they can just print the Aeldari codex.
>>96790864>They have a big drukhari wave coming next Edition
>>96790864you mean we're really getting a new drukhari wave? i thought that guy was just a schizoposter. well i'm glad they're waiting until next edition because we still have more power armor variants that need to be released
>>96790856They also lost urien rakarth, the tantalus, and access to corsairs and harlequins who can no longer be taken in the army outside of Reaper's Wager. The Army is now smaller than when it launched in 3rd Edition.
>>96790856>>96790878fuck off, tripcunt
>>96790884>urien rakarth,Then why is he mentioned in the codex and the DK Character Book?
>>96790856didn't make the models in plastic yet and gw is removing as much resin as possible>why haven't they made them in plastic yetthe larger release wave of dark eldar is slated for next edition, this edition already had a saturation of eldar releases with craftworldsgw tries to space these things apart so the customer of a specific fanbase buys both releases
>>96790824Guns and ranged weapons have existed in 40k for 40 000 years.They can harm daemons because that is enough time for superstitious beliefs to develope.
Have you ever played vs a guy who unironically wore a fedora?
>>96790598unless your army is space marines or orks, your army already has female characters
>>96790899Nope. Not according to the lore.In the example I mentioned, the daemons charged laughing out of the nuclear fire of the Titans' attacks, shrugging firepower that would have reduced a hive city to ruins.In the Shadowsun novel, a Great Unclean One casually tanked and laughed off a manta strike that could have sliced a warlord titan in half.
>>96790906I have played vs neckbeardy types, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing a fedora.
>>96790899it doesn't matter, demons aren't working with the point of view of the people in the 40k universe, but the point of view of the reader.they don't break the 4th wall exclusively because the chaos gods are better roleplayers than that and stay in character.
>>96790856because life of a deldar player must be full of pain and disappointment
>>96790663I wonder how they'd differentiate a jetbike autarch and drastanta
>>96790888Not only does he have a full half page spread, there are three new pain engines described by name and function in his lore entry. Possible breadcrumbs for another dual-kit pain engine to come alongside new Grotesques and the new Urien next edition.
>>96790912Custardboys aren't spess marines, you secondary
>>96790917Yeah it is.Eldar guns have existed for over 60 million years and they are more psychically active species than humans ever were.Guns can harm daemons too.
>>96790824>universe where people pray to the little man inside their guns to make them shoot good>"To a Space Marine, the boltgun is far more than a weapon; it is an instrument of Mankind's divinity, the bringer of death to his foes. Its howling blast is a prayer to the gods of battle."But ranged weapons don't have enough superstition or faith backing them up? I swear the people who commit this shit to paper don't stop for a second to think about it.
>>96790888The Eldar codex also mentioned Karandras and I'm pretty sure Yriel too, they recognize when an important character loses a model. I think the GK codex mentions Draigo.
>>96790939They can, but the daemons are highly resistant to even the most potent ranged weapons, but are vulnerable to the least of melee weapons.
>>96790856They have fleshed out and good Legends rules, I think they were supposed to be in but got taken out last minute
>squats have a vehicle that moves 12'', advances, then disembarks 3'' AND the unit that disembarks can shoot normallythat doesn't seem very balanced does it
>>96790706What's the "correct" way of equipping them? Just go all melee with a Chaplain or get them bolters + 2 heavy bolters. It sucks that they have so many ranged weapon options yet their special ability works only in melee.
>>96790935I think you misunderstood me, I said space marines don't have female units
>>96790943Custodes wield bolters. One of them in a novel monologues on how daemons are durable vs ranged but are not vs melee.
>>96790953>They can, but the daemons are highly resistantOk now, you are shifting goalposts>uhm guns can't harm daemons>guns have existed for millions of years before humanity came around>ok they guns can harm daemons but it isn't effectiveGuns can harm daemons just fine and just as easily as anything else.The whole fire and melee weapon shit you came up with is just pure fanfiction you made up and pulled out of your ass.
>>96790935Are you ESL
>>96790704Is this like the quickest they've turned around a box-locked character ever?
What are some other models that should have the Canis Rex gimmick?
>>96790939rookie mistake, eldar don't use bullets, they use shurikens.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96790971Nope, you dipshit. No goalpost was moved. The daemon's resistance to firearms has been mentioned in the lore and is even in the rules.I never said they can't be harmed. In fact, my first post said that the Titans fire did almost no damage
>>96790965>One of them in a novel monologues on how daemons are durable vs ranged but are not vs melee.That's purely just because daemons move in unnatural, unpredictbale ways even when they are in real space, and when they are in real space they still aren't always 100% corporeal anyway.It has nothing to do with "muh superstition, muh faith".
>>96790996Wrong, the Custodes' inner speech explains why melee is effective at killing daemons. It's belief.
>>96791008Then just believe that ranged weapons will kill them.
>>96790992>nuh uhIt is just made up horseshit.Guns can kill daemons just fine and they have existed for millions of years in the galaxy with both the eldar and orks before humanity ever showed up. Fire and melee weapons aren't any better at killing daemons.The superstition shit instantly falls apart when you realize that bolters and other guns have just as much faith and superstition and religious belief backing them as fire and melee weapons too.You're just a lying hack that is making up shit to sound smart and profound when in reality you're just a dipshit on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>96791014It seems to me that you are protesting too much. You being a lorelet is your issue, not mine.
>>96791008>It's belief.Motherfucker, custodes are all atheists who don't believe gods or other made up crap.If fucking "belief and faith" is what kills daemons then none of the custodes' weapons should work on them at all.You're just making up fanfiction.
>>96791027Belief of millions of years of sentience, not the Custodes.Goddamn, why won't you read the novels?Failing that, read the daemon rules
>>96791022>n-nuh uhI accept your concession.
>>96791035Only one who loses an argument would say that line.
>>96791034>Belief of millions of years of sentience, not the Custodes.Sentience isn't sapience. And again, if belief and faith matters so much then custode still shouldn't be able to harm daemons because they don't believe in that made up crap.>why won't you read this made up fanfictionWhy would I bother reading badly written tripe which is in contradiction previously established things which are more canon to the actual setting?
>lorefaggotry
>>96790996>>96791014>>96791027nta, but anon is right and you're wrong. in 40k melee weapons are canonically better at harming daemons than guns. Something about melee combat being more primordial and symbolic. Daemons that will resist or tank many shots die more easily to swords and axes.So shut up and stop being a sperg
>>96791042You're the one bringing up books and novels which are just tie-in fiction which don't matter.Evidenced by the Grey Knights codex with the Terminus Decree.
>>96791008By this logic, Ork shootas should be super effective against daemons because their whole psychic-gestalt race believes in the power of more dakka.
>>96790956Balance?
>>96791054They aren't any better. Both guns and swords kill daemons just easily and fine.
>>96791056>books and novels which are just tie-in fiction which don't matter.who told you this? are you retarded on purpose?
Don't look, Perturabo penetrated Dorn's defences
>>96791057>inb4 that doesn't count because they are xenos and warp/chaos is human centric and only responds to humans
>>96791049Sentience. The term sapience isn't used in fiction a lot.It went from me "lying" to sources don't count? What a cunt you are assuming you are the same person.Second, it's not contradictory. I remember reading about daemons being highly resistant to ranged years ago, too.Anyway, I found the text from a few sources>I punched my fist through the heart of a bloodletter and yanked it from its swelter-chest, then swung around to lance the tip of Gnosis through the neck of another, then crunched my elbow into the spine of a third before spinning to slam my glaive’s hilt into a fourth. I was lost in numerology by then, reaching into the near future, scrutinising everything as I moved, calm at the epicentre of the hurricane. Alcuin forged a path beside me, driving the Neverborn back and slicing them apart with psy-laced blows from his mighty daemonhammer. His troops stayed close, locking and swaying in concert, crying words of denunciation as they struck their blades home.>The daemon was harmed by the weapons of eternity, this we knew. The heavy barrage of las-fire from the parapets, cutting through the blood-rain in boiling volleys, could slow or inconvenience them, but to kill a daemon one had to return to the primordial methods of fist and blade. They had been spawned from our oldest wars and our oldest hates, and we would never drag ourselves away from that primal genesis.- The Emperor's Legion
>>96791066>he actually believes that the pulp and filler books are somehow important and matterGrim.
>>96791062Wrong. Don't confuse the gamey rules with the fluff.
>>96791072>Combat reports of early encounters between the Legiones Astartes and the entities of the Warp reveal a peculiar facet of the nature of the Daemon. It has been noted that for some ill-known reason, Daemons appear to be all but immune to advanced projectile and energy based weaponry in their freshly manifested state. Attacks of a more primitive nature on the other hand, such as the hacking of a blade or the setting of flame to such a creature, have been reported to have an exaggerated effect.>It has been posited by radical rhetoricians that those weapons wielded by ancient men are held most in dread by the Daemon itself, for as beings of scavenged sentience and emotion, they are not wounded on the physical plane but on an ideological level, by the primordial expectation of pain. Furthermore, the Daemons' vulnerability in this regard might have informed the very weapons with which we continue to wage war, for why else would the Emperor have commanded His Legions to wield swords as readily as their bolters in our current age?-Malevolence
I want the dais of destruction to return. I also don't want the french to get the best version of its rules.
>>96791072Black Library isn't canon so there is no point to reading what you posted.
>>96791072nta, but I could also post the bit from Know No Fear where an Ultramarine met daemons for the first time, and discovers that the sword he stole from Guilliman's personal collection is better than his bolgun
>>96791081Doesn't really make sense, Tau were able to take out daemons just by praying to the Tau'va while shooting.
>>96791075Rules are the only thing that matter.
>>96791074Who is moving the goalpost now? By the way, daemonic resistance to firearms is present in the fluff and rules of the codexes and sourcebooks.So i have to ask. Are you a /v/ autist or what?
>>96791074>>96791087>out of touch midhammer retard stuck in denial sad
So after digging through my many bits boxes I found that I do have 5 different apothecary sculpts. Now, the proper thing to do would be to fix them up as old gems like these deserve but an autistic idea has started to form in my head and I have to see it through, my creative boner demands it. A bit of a shame to cut up all this retro metal but I gotta do it.
>>96791089I was going post that too. There is no shortage of examples of daemons being stated to be all but immune to ranged weapons
>>96791072>>96791081All of this is wrong.Orks can just kill daemons by shooting them and they don't even pray to Gork or Mork to do it.
>Assault Terminators and Ultramarines the same weekDamn now I’ll have to choose one or the other for now. Probably the discount box.
>>96790355You must be shitposting if you think thay face looks like a woman. It's literally a man in drag makeup.
>>96791094That never happened ever.The closest thing was Shadowsun's alien Kill Team teammates praying to T'au'Va, which created a bubble of light that kept the daemons back.
>>96791099I'm not moving any goalposts.I never insisted that BL somehow matters, I'm just saying the lore is wrong and BL writers get lore wrong.
>>96791097Rules are obsolete the day they're published, they're the most worthless part of the entire 40k IP.GW is still re-releasing some BL books since more than 20 years and you cling to shallow codexes meant to be a 101 for little Timmy that are replaced every almost year now. Pathetic.
Utilizing my gf's planetism to get her to paint with me
>>96791112Okay so it is faceblindness, got it.I bet you thought those asian marines were women too huh?
>>96791115>>That never happened ever.>that doesn't actually countLmaoChaosfags are funny.
>>96791108Shooting IS a pray to Gork and Mork you git,
>>96791116It's basic 40K lore that that's reflected in the rules and their flavor text, dipshit.
>>96791118>Rules are obsoleteThey aren't.Rules are the only thing that matter in 40k. You getting this pissy that people don't agree with your made up daemon fanfiction is funny.
>>96791123The way you described it never happened. The T'au didn't pray, and their guns magically worked. In fact, the same novel says that the T'au will never never believe in something divine.So are you ESL?
>>96791130>image of a goalpost being shiftedWe went from I am lying/making stuff up to "it doesn't matter it's still fanfiction".Funny.
Is it secondary hours?
>>96791130>Rules are the only thing that matter in 40klmao, delusional. GW wipes their arse with the rules. It has never been a good wargame either. Nobody has ever played this game for the gamplay. It's been serviceaable at best.
>>96791119What the FUCK is that dude on the right of the tan dudes? He looks like an anteater
>>96790619Is it really that good? I mean is it? It's useless for the "special" chapters that have their own terminators and overall anything basic terminator is pretty bad anyway. You cam also get the non assault ones for cheap since they come in the starter set. I think it's a pretty shit box tbqh. Also Blood Angels had their own special termies removed from the store so they might get a new set ad well (at some point) making the vanilla assault ones useless for them as well.
>>96791140it certainly appears so
rulepeople,The Bridgehead Detachment for guard says that I can re-roll all hits of 1 for all INFANTRY units.I have since been told by somebody that this doesn't count for INDIRECT FIRE weapons such as mortars, bombard cannons or siege cannons. I cannot find a reference to this exception anywhere. Is it true or has someone made it up?
>>96791143Helmet based off of this piece of art
>>96790598All my armies have women except my Deatwatch contingent I ally into others and if they did add women to marines they would just look like men because they get their genes over written and are injected with super testosterone. There would be literally no difference other than having a giant T clit and I would never see it because I don't undress my miniatures.>sisters>harlequins>agents>dark eldarThese all have women already
Did anything come out of the death guards invasion on the tau?
>>96791158thats so cool
>>96791175no
Do Genestealers have to build an actual beacon to guide the Nids to their location or do they simply add enough people to the cult that the cult itself is the beacon.
>>96791175The Death Guard were defeated with the help of the Goddess. The Death Guard ships that didn't retreat and made it into the Startide Nexus were captured by the Goddess. What she is going to do to them is unknown, but it's heavily hinted in the novel that she is going to convert them.
>>96790635You can, be the troupe sprue is a bit weirder than you think. Troupe can be run in 5, 6, 11 or 12 man bricks because each 6 man sprues has models to build one of them as the Troupe Master. So you will need the special weapons for the squad which they have a lot of and are neccessary. I recommend getting like 5 troupe kits from a recaster for the extra bits, because you will use them for years to come on all your eldar models and you will want the extra special weapons. I'd say just model them as Starweaver's because they are way better and actually help the Troupe a lot as transports.
Guns are just as primitive as melee weapons.Vashtorr embodies technology and innovation, when somebody for the first time came up with the idea of a gun it would have manifested within the Warp. And since there is no concept of time within the Warp, the gun would have always existed within the Warp. Even before a person ever invented one.Vashtorr is really just the God of Guns when you think about it.
>>96790717damn that space marine looks kind of cute as he busts
>>96791181The Broodmind is the beacon. The larger the cult, the larger the broodmind. The Patriarch is the center of the Broodmind. Killing him will cause it to unravel until a new Genestealer replaces him.I dunno why Genestealer leaders are called Patriarchs when the Infinite and Divine novel revealed that Genestealers go by the she/her pronouns in their internal dialogue.
>>96791194he's more like the god of kinetic energy... because guns are just vessels for small projectiles moving at high speeds
>>96790698We'll I don't know when those youn' folks cam from, but in here, we do hard work from dawn till dusk. We ain't gonna spend the day sitting on our asses staring at some rocks for 'illumination'. Just turn the gadammed lights on when it's dark.
>>96791181The genestealers themselves are the beacon. They themselves give off a psychic signal that the hivefleet follow.
>>96790720please, varlet
>>96791181Patriarch calls it, p.17 of the 10th ed codex.
>>96790598The more, the merrier.
>>96791158Doesn't look that great.
>>96791141>GW wipes their arse with the rulesIt does the same with the lore too and more often.So not sure what your point is? This isn't the "gotcha" you think it is
>>96790878Yes, its completely in line with 2020s GW so far. GW and Deldar are both very likely getting release waves in 11th. People act like its unreasonable as a larp to bait (You)s. Kroot refresh and Space Wolf refresh came out of nowhere, if they are willing to support subfactions like that they will do so for the others as well. Its also very in line with GWs goal of replacing all resin with plastic kits.RIP Tantalus, it will never come back.
>>96790976Farsight could hop out of his mech, but he wouldnt be strong enough to lift the giant ass khorne sword his mech has.
>>96791133>Actually that never happened at all>you are making stuff up>ur ESLShaskais, this is getting sad even for you.
>>96791185Is this actually real? this feels so...off?
>>96791185What would be the fandom's reaction if the Tau got marines?
>>96791054Even cain wounded a Keeper of Secrets with his sword when a whole guard regiment did nothing to it. (I know it was mostly because of Jurgen but still)
Oh i need him
>>96791226It's the inevitable result of hyping up Chaos so much. If Daemons can't be killed by regular weapons then the only option left for the Tau is to give them a goddess.
>>96791230>I know it was mostly because of JurgenThat's just Jurgen's null aura weakening the daemon.It has nothing to do with melee weapons.
>>96791224WatI can recommend English programs for you. I have contacts in the British Consulate
>>96791094It was they auxiliaries if that matters, not the Tau themselves. The Tau REALLY hate the Tau'va entity. Its like an existential crises / great sacrilege to them.
>>96791238Not really. The T'au are reverse-engineering Necron tech. Faith is one path that the Tau can take.
>>96791241He thinks anyone who has read a BL novel is a specific reddit user.I'm not joking.He's one of the more annoying schizos.
>>96791241I can speak english just fine. I don't need your weird hippy schools.
>>96791160>dont undress your miniaturesIts like you arent even into giant roleplay or something
>>96791245>The Tau REALLY hate the Tau'va entityNot all of them, the Ethereals seem to be mixed on it and Shadowsun herself seems partial to her.
>>96791245>The Tau REALLY hate the Tau'va entity. Its like an existential crises / great sacrilege to them.Not all. Only the Fourth Sphere. In the Shadowsun novel, they openly talk about the goddess in the Fifth Sphere Elemental Council. Shadowsun considers her an ally/asset to the Empire
>>96791250Necron tech is supernatural, they literally have imprisoned gods in their technology, it's not exactly something the Tau can replicate.
>>96791254I wouldnt take Shadowsun as representative of the Tau as a whole. She and Farsight are MAIN CHARACTERS trained by a montage master to actually have a brain as a contrast to how brainwashed and controlling Tau society is as a whole. We are meant to relate to her, and obviously having a deity that represents your ideology that actually can help fight Chaos would be on some level a good thing if you had a brain.
>>96791259Cawl and the Admech have already replicated a bit of their technology. It's doable.
>>96791251Carnac is the only one who comes here to wank off chaos and daemons.This whole conversation about how daemons can only be harmes by melee weapons has happened like 2-3 times before.He is also the guy endlessly simps for Abaddon and how Abaddon is just fighting for marine rights since they marines built the Imperium. And he also unironically buys into the "Abaddon is actually a super genius who will defeat chaos and rule the Imperium" despite Abaddon doing nothing but further empowering Chaos and making it more prevalent in the galaxy.
>>96791186Why can't he just call the glaives the extra dudes are modeled with "special weapons". It's not like the rules differentiate kiss, embraces, and caresses anymore.
>>96791259>Necron tech is supernaturalWrong, its science. Its just science so advanced is indistinguishable from magic. Its a subtheme of the necrons that everything is physical and the old ones everything was psychic. Two different visions for the pinnacles of technology. Necrons have no psykers, they have time machines and pocket stars.Just look at this smug bastard.
>>96791259>they literally have imprisoned godsThere are no gods in 40k.
>>96791270Here he is again to say anyone who disagrees with him is another specific person.You are legitimately mentally unwell.
>>96790535I feel bad wanting things as a salamander player. Because we’re still marines and get a lot.
>>96791275Is Dark Eldar tech science and not supernatural if it works with soul stuff resurrection and conjured dream beasts?
>>96791264Shadowsun, Farsight, and Kais are described by Phil Kelly as the Primarchs of the T'au Empire in terms of their importance and impact on the T'au as a whole.The reason why Aun'Va shipped Farsight away from the mainland was because Farsight's influence over the T'au was growing so great that it threatened the Ethereals'Shadowsun has a lot of pull in the T'au Empire. As the grand commander of the Fire Caste, the Fire Caste is devoted to her.
>>96791273You can I just think it would look awkward and the swords look better. Also the Harlequin Blade is in MOST situations the better weapon for them to have because it has more attacks, and hence more possible dev wounds so if you care about WYSIWYG the swords are the better option.If you use them in kill team the kiss is a good option though.
>>96791280I didn't call you carnac.
>>96791270So what you are saying is that you are always on the wrong side of every argument?
>>96791292I am well aware you didn't.I am saying that you call people carnac on a daily basis because you are unmedicated
>>96791304Fucking this. Its been 8 years
>>96791304No, he's somebody who's been here for more than a year and knows what the actual /u/shaskais posts likeHe has a very distinct typing style and poor understanding of the slop he reads
is there a fluff reason why space elves are depicted as barefoot in a lot of 40k fan art or are coomers just being weird footfags again......?
>>96791275Then why do they chant and invoke Star Gods while using their technology instead of pushing buttons? Their technological application are described as rites and ritualsCheckmate.
>>96791286Hybrid, they shield themselves in the webway from Slannesh but she still has a psychic soul drain on them they have to feed with torture. So they are very aware and and have machines that interact with the warp and soulstuff. They themselves aren't psykers out of neccessity, but they clearly inherited some of the Old Ones tech with the homonculus expert ability to shape flesh and make flesh constructs (old ones make entire species in their prime) and the ability to keep the webway from falling apart. But they lack the truly psychic tech like bonesinging and lightning hands that CWE have and such.
>>96791312Bare feet are often associated with purity, it has been an elf gimmick for quite a while.
>>96791275>Its just science so advanced is indistinguishable from magicExplain the C'tan then.
>>96791081>weapons wielded by ancient menIt's so silly that somebody from the 41st millennium would consider a longsword from the 1300's "ancient" but not a gun that came around only 600 years later. Daemons wouldn't have any concept of what is ancient and what isn't because the warp doesn't experience time in a linear fashion. Dumb lore is dumb.
>>96791312Post three models of barefeet Aeldari that are not Drukhari or Yvraine who was a former Drukhari.
>>96791270If he's so easy to identify why can't you text filter his posts
>>96791333Because contrary to what most faggots here say they actually enjoy arguing and fueling drama. Same thing with other metathread bullshit.
>>96791309Let me get this straight.A random anons discuss the lore innocently. Then your guy pops up out of nowhere and starts shit. Calls people liars and a specific poster Carnac Kais whatever.Gets shown that he is wrong but then deflects that everything official is fanfiction because he says so and then shitposts more.Do you see who the problem is?
>>96791324>Explain the C'tan then.The worst written and most inconsistent piece of lore in the entire setting.
Next time you want to start arguing with someone, post models instead!Things will be better!
>>96791315Because they worship the ctan as gods. but they are purely physical realspace beings. they took beings of infinite energy and hunger that werent psychic at all and gave them robot bodies. We have had the pre necrodermis Ctan described to us many many times in lore. They were gas bags, mini stars basically, with a rudimentary intelligence that travelled from star to star feeding off of its energy and raw materials. They were impossibly old, potentially as old as the universe itself. They then gave these barely sentient gas bags with infinite hunger necrodermis super brains, which in turn gave them true sentience and sapience. They used their new intelligence combined with their infinite power to invent all the necron super tech they use now and while doing so realized that SOULS were by far the most potent energy source in the galaxy, more than stars. They didnt have the tech the first time they fought the Old Ones which is why they got beaten down so hard. So the Ctan got super bodies made of living metal and skynet level super brains and used all this new found intelligence to maximize the amount of souls they could eat, which is why necrons cant become biological again even with all their knowledge: they have no souls. They are robot copies of the original Necrontyr who did have souls. They are all bad copies of the original people. Then the Ctan grew so powerful and hungry that they began devouring each other, which weakened them enough for the Necrons to rebel and take revenge on them for consuming their souls and entire species. If you cant see how this is both rooted in sci physical science AND culturally has religious important and meaning to the Necrons themselves I can't help you.Secondly, rule of cool trumps all and they pushed Necrons into being Sci Fi tomb kings so they try to make them seem mystical to the Imperials.
>>96791343Put the trip back on.
>>96791348>A random anons discuss the lore innocentlyIf some retard comes here and starts his lore post with "We've been over this" while then wanking off Chaos or Abaddon, it's 100% always carnac, aka shaskais doing it.
>>96791360>but they are purely physical realspace beingsThey're realspace supernatural beings.
>>96791312Coomers make up a very large percentage of Aeldarifags and Taufags.
>>96791198It's a patriarch be HE fucks.
>>96791364I'm not your boogeyman, you schizo. You'll have to come up with a different cope.
>>96791349Its not inconsistent. They have always been a physical real phenomenon that the Necrons have bodies too. If they were psychic they would have been something like the Enslavers.The necron lore for Ctan is very straightforward and I have never read anything contradictory on it. They were a space animal they gave a necrodermis brain.Necrodermis repairs itself and can be shaped by the necrons AI into any form that is necessary.Shards of the ctan are pieces of their original necrodermis body that shapes itself into a tiny reflection of the great beings they once were. They contain a portion of the power, intelligence and hunger of the original being but are just that, a portion. Thats why ctan shards can merge if they are brought together.I hate to leak the wiki here like a secondary but : https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Necrodermis
>>96791371Who cares? It was accurate and part of a thread discussion. The shitposting that followed was unwarranted unless you want to say to me and all anons here that you are a hypocrite.
>>96791392>They were a space animal they gave a necrodermis brain.They're not animals, they're physical gods with control over concepts.
>>96791348Only person here who eats up all black library slop is Carnac, a profilic redditor who owns no models and has been coming here for years. He intentionally comes here to speak about the books because he thinks the books are esoteric master pieces and how 40k lore is so complex and deep (it really isn't)But you would already know this. There is only 1 reason why you'd get this defensive over people shitting on Carnac.
>>96791372they are physics taken so far it becomes godlike and magical. The Old Ones and to a lesser extent the Eldar and Orks literally think things into existence.
>>96791392What the C'tan eat is inconsistent.
Does anyone have any experience with alcohol-based paints like Vallejo Liquid Metal? I tried it for the first time, but it's a complete mess. My brush soaks up the alcohol, but seemingly barely any pigment (shook the paint for 3 minutes), and I can't get an even coat at all.
>>96791399It couldn't be because you're an insufferable prick
>>96791397>Who cares?Clearly many people.>It was accurateIt isn't. It's just carnac glazing stuff he had no understanding of thinking it's cool and thinking people find it interesting.
>>96791398>they're physical gods with control over conceptsThey only had that control AFTER they were given necrodermis bodies and minds. They became "godlike" in their mastery over certain domains, and the reason each isnt good at everything was because they were individuals with particular interests and forms of warfare and domination.
Traitor Guard army fucking WHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN
I think this should hopefully work as a decimator with siege claw and I dont know, a laser or something?
>>96791409The paint is just like that. It's for advanced painters. I'd recommend sticking with Vallejo's acrylic range until you get more experience.
>>96791376>taufagswhat is there to even coom over ? ugly blue retards and blocky (albeit cool looking) crysis suits ?
>>96791406Please give me ANY source that they ate stars, and then after they met the Necrontyr they ate souls. You can't, because it's incredibly consistent.>>96791418You just have to live with the blooded kill team, which at least is a truly fantastic kit.
>>96791418spikes are easy to make out of spruestart hobbying
>>96791399I second the other anon. You need help. If you don't like people enjoying 40K and its content, then why are you even here? Seems to me that you are the problem in these threads with your intentional shitposting.
>>96791399>peopleIt's youIt's always been just you having a fight in your head with a redditor on here instead of going there to fight with him please just fuck off i dont want to hear about carnac ever again, its been yearsfucking years of you doing this
>>96791421I'd let you run it as an obliterator
>>96791411If you don't like it here you can always go to reddit or some other forum to talk about the books you like so much.Why insist on sharing them with people who clearly don't like or care for them?
>>96791426I'd like to get more experience with that paint, hence why I'm using it. Do you have any tutorials on hand? All the ones I found actually mention how easy it is to paint with, hence the confusuon
>>96791436you're talking to at least two people little schizo
>>96791436People will stop shitting on carnac when he actually leaves and stays gone.
>>96791414>Clearly many people.Just you.>It isn't. It's just carnac glazing stuff he had no understanding of thinking it's cool and thinking people find it interesting.If the melee daemons argument above is an indication of anything that's one ironic projection.
>>96791431>Please give me ANY source that they ate starsMeant to say give me any source that says that ate anything OTHER thanmb, in the middle of vidya rn
>>96791451>Just you.>>96791445
what is it about 4chan 40k that attracts legitimately mentally ill men that post here ALL day? why not play the tabletop or participate in the hobby in any meaningful way instead of treating the threads like a discord tranny server ? idgi
>>96791436There are multiple people in these threads.Many of them have come into carnac and his antics before, we do know what he is like.
>>96791450He isnt here and you are fighting ghostsyou are tilting at wildmills thinking its a titanplease i beg of you, seek mental health help
>>96791440If you don't like getting called out maybe you should be the one going to reddit?Deal with it or leave, I don't give a hoot. Behave like a prick get recognized as a prick lol
>>96790492Finally, an appropriate image for this general
>>96791440Hold up.You are saying that you will shitpost in the 40K general threads whenever someone brings up fluff you don't like or want to talk about 40Kbooks? Is this what you are saying?
>>96791468That's always been what he does
>>96791459I just like to chat, about the game, the hobby side, the lore, art and even occasionally the only tenuously on topic 40k vidya.
>>96791416Why does killing a CTan break the fundamental concepts of the universe then?
>>96791451>If the melee daemons argument above is an indication of anythingIt was an indication that carnac doesn't understand anything and just parrots what he thinks is cool.Guns have existed for millions of years in 40k, acting like daemons are resistant to them because guns aren't "ancient" enough, is very, very dumb.
>>96791399Post a model with timestamp right now.I do not believe you come here to discuss the game, you only come here to argue.
>>96791459I have this thread open in the background when I'm hobbying. I mostly come here to look at models and post mine though. I don't much care about the shitposting, lore autism or metathread garbage.
>>96791468If some faggot goes WeVe BeEn OvEr ThIs and starts talking about how chaos is insurmountable (except for his husbando abaddon) or shows up with a chatGPT-tier summary of some garbage new BL book going THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING, WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS, WHY AREN'T WE DISCUSSING THIS? we're going to mock him for the redditor faggot he is because we've dealt with his faggotry for literal years
>>96791465Called out for what?Pointing out dumb "lore" is dumb and wrong?
>>96791481You know the rulesYou make the demandYou post yours first or get ignored as the shitposter you are
>>96791438That would probably work too, thank you.I built without any idea of what it would be ran as and I know nothing about CSM
>>96791459You make the whole thread miserable every single time you post your shitty badly painted ultramarines.
>>96791477If you are talking about killing the angry teeth Ctan causing the flayer virus its not explained by my hadcannon is that the different viruses are echoes of the Ctans minds themselves infecting the necrodermis of the necron themselves which basically drives them insane because they are sharing their brain with .00000000000000000000000001% of the soul of a Ctan.
>>96791478>doesn't understand anythingSeems to me that you have a problem with the lore, but decided to make it personal and shitpost.Tough titty the fluff says something X it's X. You can call it out, but being a cunt to other anons who are simply referencing it makes you the problem.
>>96791481>post models!>doesn't post his ownCarnac, this is getting sad even for you.You've been doing this for years and you can't manage to shill enough money for at least 1 model to paint while eating up warhammer books?
>>96791481Ok shithead
>>96791510>uhm you actuallyNo.He is wrong.
Wait, is Necrodermis supposed to be pre-Ctan Necrontyr technology then?
>>96791498>soul of a CtanCtans don't have souls. They aren't warp beings.
>>96791477The ctan are so obviously based on Xelee Sequence shit, man. They are Photino Birds with nanobot bodies.
>>96791481>you just come here to argue!The secondary yells out in pain as he strikes you
>>96791488Nice deflection, we can read what you just typed>"Why insist on sharing them with people who clearly don't like or care for them?"So, because you don't like 40K, you want to ruin threads with your shitposting and choke out any discussion that you don't like.
>>96791510>but being a cunt to other anons who are simply referencing it makes you the problemIf he is so hurt by mean words why not just leave?Why keep coming here to talk to people who don't like him or want him around?
>>96791532Nice drakedon't post your models in response to posts like these unless they post theirs with the demandhe's just going to shift the goalposts or latch onto you every time you post going forward now
>>96791532Carnac will never recover.
>>96791520Who is wrong?
>>96791536Same reason you don't leave. You're not any less of a faggot than he is.
>>96791534You've been talking to multiple anons this entire time you fucking schizoKeep crying that you can't police the thread like you want wannabe janny
>>96790528Kroot Psyker
First game of the day was against an ultra and a deathwing list. Decent game, the terrain was not in our favor. Rolled well belove average and lost by a few points
>>96791534You do realize that you are talking to multiple people, right?Everyone here knows who carnac is and has seen his antics before.You only get this defensive over this because everyone already knows the obvious.You are Carnac.
>>96791527You're right, I should I have said mind.
Does the elemental council have a representative from each auxiliary species or is it one representative for all of the auxiliary species?
>>96791543Answer the question.You don't like 40K and don't want it to be discussed in a 40K thread.Isn't that peak schizo? Admission is the first step to recovery.
What's everyone's deal with this Lipsmack guy?
>>96791556>You don't like 40K and don't want it to be discussed in a 40K thread.we all own modelsdo you?
>>96791542I don't leave this place because I'm not one talking about some dumb lore.I'm for the cool models people post.
>>96790598Gue'vesa Ogryn, like the one mentioned in the one Tau short story.
>>96791554They are advisors. Normally, one or two and they represent just their species.
>>96791556I like 40kI don't like a redditor coming here spamming thinly veiled ads for badly written books
>>96791550Forgot to attach the picture
whose got the best battleline infantry? ((c)knights need not apply)
>>96791563>says theyre here for the cool models>just engages with the shitpostingSure, buddy.
>>96791562Yes.>>96791551The fuck you do. If I type Carnac in the archive, I will see it being thrown randomly at random anons. Do you want to check it now?
>>96791575Custodes and it's not close
>>96791556>You don't like 40KNot liking dumb lore and making fun of it and the people who post about it ad nauseam, is not hating 40k.It's just not liking dumb lore and people who post about it.You could always post about the lore elsewhere, why don't you?
>>96791578Yes, because an actual schizophrenic randomly decided every modelposter he didnt like was the same person and also carnac
>>96791575Marines by a country mile.
>>96791569Let me copy paste what you said>Why insist on sharing them with people who clearly don't like or care for them?"Doesn't look like it.
>>96791581is that even when adjusting for points? also i didn't think anybody used them anymore since wardens with a blade campion are so much more efficient
>>96791590Not me you dumb nigger You are talking to a bundle of people no matter how much you want to pretend we're all the same dude
>>96791577I can do multiple things and like doing multiple things.But you wouldn't know because you only come here to shill wrong lore and badly written books.
>>96791492>>96791512So you cant, got it.Feel free to post yours in response, I know you will come up with an excuse though.
>>96791056>books and novels which are just tie-in fiction which don't matter.Tbh the setting is greatly improved when gazed through this lense.
>>96791584>STOP POSTING LORE I DON'T LIKE OR I WILL SHITPOST THE THREAD TO DEATHDo you read what you type? Are you Hamas? You want to hold the thread hostage?
>>96791574>people IRL have to suffer decalmutant's presenceChrist that should be illegal as cruel and unusual.
>>96791602He does and always has.He's a nomodels who sits on here for 12+ hours a day
>>96791587In other words another version of you LMAO
>>96791578>>If I type Carnac in the archive>Carnac is the archivefaggotUnsurprising. You already like shitty lore, of course you'd like shitty thread meta drama because it's just badly written lore but for /40kg/
>>96791575Drukhari have three that are all fairly useful in different ways.
>>96791595Wrong again retard. I post models.
>>96791550>>96791574So you do post without the trip, interesting.
>>96791550>rolled below averageLLN says you're a fucking liar
>>96791618>archivefaggotI legitimately have no idea who that is. Why do you keep inventing stuff? It's beyond sad.>it's just badly written loreWhy are you even here?
>>96791620-10 VP
i have a CSM army that is just a normal CSM army with a night lord aesthetic, the excuse is that as a warband they took the ruven pill and are perfectly fine using chaos where it suits them
>>96791597You already got timestamped models from one of the multitude of people laughing at you yet you ignored himCurious!>>96791607that's the good wolf anon you fucking poser
>>96791602The one shitposting the thread to death is you.You could always just not talk about bad lore.You could also just not reply to the meanie doodoo heads who make fun of the books you like so much.
>>96791575battleline infantry is kind of weak as a class in 10th but based on my limited experience I would actually say marines. A lot of durability for cost, and no ones battleline can actually do big damage except for Custodes and Harlequins and that feels like cheating.
>>96791556Shut the fuck up troon. You are not in good company.
>>96791620>>96791630Do you have any that are fully painted?It's very interesting that both of you cant post game ready models.
>>96791607>>96791622That's not the decalmutant you dumb fucking tourists
>>96791084>I want the dais of destruction to return.You don't want that monkey paw to curl
>>96791631>You could always just not talk about bad lore.So you are Khamas?!
>>96791637What's not gameready about those CSMthey're basecoated shaded and highlighted
>>96791626>I legitimately have no idea who that is.Lmao, you really expect anyone to believe this?>why are you even here?For cool models that people post.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up!Please just shut up!AhhhhhhhI want to talk about the game and fluff without it always turning into a massive shit flinging fest
>>96791648Only one is partially based and the other two are not at all?Basing is part of battle ready minis!
>>96791650I don't expect a mental case to believe me.>For cool models that people post.Then you call then Carnac too?
>>96791538Lol you called it. >>96791637 shifted the goal posts immediately to some subjective standard of "finished", even though they're clearly tabletop ready.
>>96791652That sister of silence could've just shot the daemon. Guns are just as deadly as swords.Also she's a null, she'd make it even more vulnerable to gunfire because daemons are just warp energy.
So if daemons are immune to ranged weapons how does that work on the tabletop? Are we just playing in a different setting where daemons don't work that way? And what's the point of bringing the Imperial Guard to any daemon fight, they're hardly good melee fighters.
>>96791652Some of these shitposters are posting models
>>96791652Should have been a better gatekeeper.
If there is a shitposter that uses the same vocab and phrases, then why don't you filter him?
>>96791642How could it be worse than having no model and no rules? There's nothing that could be worse than what we don't have right now.
>>96791672they are posting models but they are not regular model postersthey save models for using in these """"""arguments"""""Notice how its not any regulars
You fuckers are STILL on this melee vs guns with daemons? My God you people actually are autistic jfc
>>96791665No. Even the SoS made statements that melee is superior to guns unless their bullets are covered with Null blood or ash.
>>96791677>goalposts shiftedlol!>>96791679Where do you think you are
I've been reading through the Horus Heresy. Can someone explain to me why Magnus is a traitor legion in 40k given the events (so far) of 30k?>knows about the betrayal, chose to warn the emperor>nukes the webway on terra accidently, binding the emperor to the throne>depressed & consigned to his fate, aware he fucked up majorly>knows russ's orders were changed by horusand yet, he somehow becomes traitor? seems like he and his legion should be loaylist aligned but too weak to do anything, living in their little lava planet in who knows where
>>96791679>Autists? In a thread about tabletop wargaming???
>>96791682I'm not shifting goalposts, I'm not even in the discussion
>>96791677Most regulars are smart enough to not shitpost with their models. I like to believe they don't shitpost at all, though.
>>96791660>ur just mentalIt's funny you expect anyone to believe you don't know who the archivefaggot is when he posts pretty much every thread too.Only reason why you wouldn't know him is if you weren't a regular in this place and you only come here sporadically to post random stuff.Ie. Like a redditor like Carnac who comes to shill shitty tie-in fiction books.>Then you call then Carnac too?No. Because Carnac doesn't actually own models.
>>96791681Literally whereIm the emperors most silent soldier and I have never read anything like this
Everything C.S Goto wrote is cannon.
>>96791693Oh so it is you that complains about anyone using the archive lmao
>>96790528An actually good looking comissar.
>>96791697Nta but doesnt it make sense? Nulls have a max range to their abilities. Its a bubble around them. You would NEED to get into melee range to utilize it offensively. But that's just for nulls.
>>96791574Based orangewolfanon
>>96790598A bit off topic but I'm convinced they'll revive the emperor as a female star child
>>96791677>another goalpost shift>your opinion only matters if you avatarfag with your models!I actually laughed at this one ty anon. Here's your win, you earned it lol. I'm taking a break for a few hours
>>96791667IIRC there were rules that make daemons hard to wound with ranged.Being bad in melee doesn't matter for the guard. A bayonet charge would fuck up daemons harder than a firing line of hundreds
>>96791715You are genuinely retarded if you think that's what I was saying.
>>96791715>avatarfagdon't use words you don't know the meaning of, tourist
>>96791677the kasrkin models >>96791597 belong to sally anon, i can tell by the painting style and dirty monitor
>>96791231I love the Ultramarines movie, it may look dated but it succeeds at a 40k movie.
Post models you saved from here.Not your models, models of other anons that you like.I want to have a nice thread, not silly arguments
>>96791693You are mental. I don't browse these threads to the extent that I can identify all the pet names for random anons you invented LOL
>>96791726Genuine schizo
>>96791727I mean barely but yeah.I watched it drunk with some friends and it was a hoot.
>>96791440It's 40kg, not 40k models g. If all you want is models, go to /wip/.
>>96791639It's probably the sperg shitting on SW in every thread.
I want to have gay sex with Dark Eldar men.Thank you.
>>96791747>it's my bogeyman of the month!shut the FUCK up
>>96791700Of all things that are not true, this is the most not true.
>>96791736Of course you wouldn't know, you spend most your time on reddit.
>>96791751Rogue Trader enables that, but you have to pick dom or sub
>>96791742The Emperor protects(Having a loaded bolter never hurt either)
>>96791760And who am I this time?
>>96791716So Daemons are basically immune to everything except melee, which they almost universally excel at, all in service of jacking off Chaos as much as possible so that it's the only actual threat in the setting.
>>96791732
>>96791667Resistant, not immune. Most of the time anyway.
>>96791739nah, i'm right. even the kasrkin green matches that of the green sally anon uses. same with the red gun weapon cases.also in general the painting style is the same, similiar highlight method too
>>96791778To kill the cyberdemon, fuck it until it cums.
>>96791775No. It's to enable heroic melee action in a setting where there are black blackhole guns fired from walking buildings.
>>96791732Someone post the neurothicctor, I was sure I saved it but I can't fucking find it
>>96791763I cannot imagine a situation where a Dark Eldar would be submissive towards a human.
>>96791620>>96791630>>96791532Nta and I didn't follow your shitflinging with the other anon but I'm always puzzled how are people not embarrassed to post shit like this. This is even worse than ultranons Guilliman and that's something. Not to mention that indian handwriting.
>>96791774Carnac, like I already said.
>>96791800quiet down /v/ermin
>>96791795Play the game or watch a YouTube video of the romance.
>>96791757The important thing is we are talking about him.
>>96791800Post models with timestamp
>>96790613Hellooo Korial Zeth
>>96791812Only if you do first.You cant request them without posting them in the request.
>>96791792That is stupid.Shooting a blackhole from a building sized gun and watching daemon get vaporizes and turned into mush to kill it is cooler.
>>96791802I thought I was archivewhatever. Make up your mind.
>>96791792And by 'enabling heroic melee action' you mean making a solid chunk of the factions non-viable including the Imperial Guard and Tau.
>>96791800People do this, just go on the internet and bait?
>>96791819trying too hard
>>96791834Lmao get fucked nomodels.
>>96791841(you) tried
>>96791822I said you were both carnac and archivefaggot >>96791618I didn't change anything, you are just pretending to be dumb, like you usually do.It's funny how you try to worm out of this after getting caught.
>>96791794>>96791732
>>96791687Tzeentch nabbed the Legion, and Magnus’s soul was shattered. Ahriman being a dickhead didn’t help either.
>>96791732Giant mechanical spider
>>96791324I always saw the c'tan as beings that can manipulate molecules at will through a series of complex chemical reactions because they were originally gas
>>96791846Still not seeing them anon.Feel free to post them any time but until then, I shall not be responding any more. I will even untag this as mine so i get no (you)If you want to keep responding feel free but you wont get a response till I see models.
Anybody have any guesses, insight, or might otherwise be able to shed some light on why we haven't seen anymore massive updates or big expansions to Boarding Actions this edition? Isn't it rather popular?
>>96791825There are dozens of pictures of guardsmen engaging daemons in melee.The T'au struggling with daemons has long been documented and might be the reason why GW gave them faith powers and a newly formed multi-racial psychic cadres
Sex the tau
>>96791847How does it make sense for me to be two things?
>>96791870>There are dozens of pictures of guardsmen engaging daemons in meleeAnd then getting slaugtered because guard is stupid.
>>96791418>Traitor Guard and Traitor Commissar/Ogryn just announced as separate releases for the CSM rangeIt's not happening Anon. Just build a converted Traitor Guard army and run it using IG rules or suck it up and play Chaos Cult.
>>96791817I love her, she was very interesting.I really wish we got more from the schism of mars and Dark Mechanicum/the fight against them by the loyal Mechancum.Cool fanart, thanks a lot anon.
>>96791870>There are dozens of pictures of guardsmen engaging daemons in melee.Yes, and they suck at it.
>>96791852Wiki-wiki-wild wild west
>>96791795Khayon exists for that fantasy
>>96791885>>96791891Depends on the regimen. The Cadians and Catachans seem to be holding their ground Let me search for the art
>>96791888BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>96791800Trying too hard
>>96791497holy fucking meds
>>96791911>The Cadians and Catachans seem to be holding their groundNot here he isn't.
>>96790598Now imagine those females... are Black.
>>96791732thank you for countering the shitfest, anon, I appreciate you
>>96791920>Hoisting a brick of metal bigger than your torsoCadians are just built different
>>96791930that's a catachan
>>96791929>picwhy the fuck would you do that
>>96791934fuckThat's what I meant but I've been day drinking and hobbyingI'll go back to lurking
>>96791795I mean they're degenerates who want sensation, what's more taboo than bottoming for a species you view as inferior
>>96791920Here they are.
>>96791848I wonder what kits he used for the matriarch.
>>96791687It comes up later, with the Vulkan, who accuses Magnus of being too proud to take responsibility for his actions. He can't accept his wrong-doings as being his own fault, and he isn't happy not getting involved unless he can be silent as loudly as possible. He eventually sides with Tzeentch in order to claim that he never had a choice in the first place and therefore couldn't have made a mistake in the first place.
>>96791763I do it every playthrough.
>>96791795In the game hes the dominant one unless you basically mindbreak him by locking him in a room during warp travel
>>96791929
>>96791732I'm not sure where it came from, but I found it here and it's a favorite of mine.
>>96791929I see your magnus and raise you thisIt was from a full beach themed necron army i found on ebay in 2019
>>96791955The only people getting stabbed or dead in that image are the Catachans, with the Space Marine, Catachan, and Titan firing their useless ranged weapons.
>>96791996Did you buy it?
>>96791955They are clearly getting ran over.
This general has been ruined. Im going back to the bolter and chainsword
>>96791994I posted it here a few months ago. Its from a reddit thread where someone posted it along with their WIPs of it.
Kroot Dragons?
>>96792043God shitmar is dogshit
More art of guard fighting daemons in melee. Here with swords.
>>96792033Good, stay there.You can talk about your books there.
>>96792018No, it was $400 and most of it was just normal necrons with sand on the bases.Nothing was as fun as him
>>96792036I saved that image 2022.
>>96792047Only 1 has a sword.The on the left is drawing a knife, and one on the right is using his gun.
>>96792054Nobody fucking cares
>>96792047They're clearly getting slaughtered.
>buying too many models lately >vow to hold off on making new purchases>metal chaos dread catches my eyeFuck
>>96792073I remember when any images from tumblr just straight up wouldnt uploadgod
>>96792076me but dice
>>96791848PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>96792062You did enough to reply. Thank you.
I ask a simple question and get zero replies. Fuck you faggots.
More art of guards drawing steel against daemons
>>96792076>tfw I've been able to control myself for almost a year at this point>tfw my 40k backlog is just 3 kits, one of it being a character
>>96791497Nta but I like seeing people progress it's wholesome and makes me excited to paint
>>96792100>most are still shooting point blank
>>96792097Where. I'll answer it anon. Or I'll do my best to.
>>96792043There's a guy at my local that kitbashed a bunch of these dragon heads onto his Gulliman and dreads and lizard man heads onto his space marines and it's the most cringe thing I have ever seen in my life
>>96792092Please, dust your workspace. For your sake.
>>96792020That's the first wave. Look on the left. More swordsmen and even cavalry are going to get stuck in.
>>96792133No
>>96792097i'm tired of never getting any (you)s for my modelposts
>>96792143And yet that tank is clearly going to get utterly crushed by that giant daemon machine, as all it has to fight back is a machine gun which is useless and a cannon turret which is also useless.
>>96791996>no sunglassessuch a shameother than that, a phenomenal effort
>>96792097What was the question gay boy
>>96792131Anon that never happened. That dragon is huge
>>96792148I only get them maybe 1 in 3 times I post but I like posting so i do it anywayI dont need other peoples approval to be happy (but it certainly doesnt hurt)
>>96792090K troll
>>96792054I'm just saying I posted it semi-recently and you can still find the reddit thread with the WIPs.
>>96792148>mfw my model gets 0 (You)s while obvious, low effort bait gets 5 or more
>>96792148Post them. I'll give them a compliment regardless of the level they're painted at or a criticism if you'd prefer
>>96792174It do be like that sometimes frfr no cap on god
>>96792180No. Only authentic (You)s count. I dont want your pity (You)s. I can go to reddit for that.
>>96792131are they these models
>>96792172Hey no problem. Did they take pics of it at different angles on the reddit?
>>96792148I wouldn't worry about it, even genuinely well painted models sometimes don't get (You)s here
>>96792164he could mean either seraphon or the smaller stormcast dragons
>>96792180
>>96792190This looks good anon. Nice work!
>>96791984>my models when I use corax white spray primer
>>96791888I agree anon, she was too good for us. She was ripe for plucking by Tzeentch but she died a hero of the Imperium in my eyes.
>>96792189Post them and I'll give you one compliment and 5 criticisms and accuse you of being two different modelpostersFinal offer. I'll even throw in a this shit fucking sucks for free
>>96790528>DEFF>DREAD>WARBOSS
Quick, nobody give him (You)s, it would be super funny lol
>>96792200Nice, cool ork anon
>>96792213What the fuck!!!! Didnt you read this???>>96792213
>>96792156Guns aren't useless, swords are better because using them is more emotionally charged, but guns aren't useless. A tzangor is not going to tank a battle cannon shell shell or 50 lasrifles to the chest.
>>96792200I really like the blue undertones beneath the snow. It looks super icy and cool. Also the guy getting stepped on is a fun detail
>>96792164You're right, it's not that dragon head. Must be some other AoS piece or a 3D print or something.
What do we think about pic related?
>>96792221Cool
>>96792218And yet you went into great care to demonstrate how guns ARE useless and even a Titan's weapon cannot harm a daemon.
>>96792221Generic and boring, like all marineshit. The banner is fairly nice though, I'll admit that.
>>96792217You're right I should have seen that post 4 seconds before mine. Ill strive to do better next time.
>>96790598Da boyz...is gurlz???
I love my big red wife magnus the red
>>96792234Please tell me thats an official GW model
>>96792227That's a cool copper color
>>96792190Yeah, that looks familiar. If those are yours anon then don't take this the wrong way but they really need some extra work. Even disregarding the amateur paint job, the scale and shape of the bits just do not integrate together well. Maybe a cohesive paint scheme could pull it all together a little better, but it needs a lot of work.
>>96792237Same
>>96792166Tenga admech tari
>>96792249They aren't mine, some dude in a painting discord posted them as his homebrew
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fT5D4S0h0Why are these so perfect.
>>96790598Admech already has some great girls. The more, the merrier!
>>96792253It's for when the magos takes her arms and legs off and let's the dunecrawlers use her as a stroker
>>96792231I should have said NTA. Anyway you're autistically extrapolating the broader point to a ridiculous degree. Generalities aren't unbreakable ironclad rules. "It usually snows in winter" does not mean "it only ever snows in winter". Guns are not useless against demons, just less effective than melee.
>>96792221If I can’t get the Termie box I want two boxes of these
>>96792256The fact that you can see a few spots with attempted edge highlights are very charming
>>96792263That's not wrong but 3/4ths off the Daemon factions are great in melee and specialize in it, so unless you're at least Space Marine tier in a melee you're much better off just shooting them.
>>96792259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oavy7VNDCM
>>96792259>iposteditagainaward
>>96792257Yeah, guy is a bit of a goof. Got into an argument with our TO about whether or not he could proxy a dragon with a gun turret strapped to its shoulder as his tank.
>>96792221>ultranormiesthe banner marine looks ok, what's with the sword guy's pose though?why is this shit always so boring, no flair, no zest, no soul
>>96792267Contact your LGS and tell them to sign you up for the battleforce.>>96792288Dark Angels are pretty much normies themselves. They only have Deathwing Knights and Companions as special units.
>>96792305Are ravenwing stuff not a thing anymore?
>>96792281...was his logic behind transporting marines in the dragon going to be that he vores them? TO should have approved if so desu.
>>96792271Also depends how big the demon is and how many lads with bayonets you have. Nurglings, paguebearers, bloodletters and the like could be fought off in melee with sufficient numbers. Bigger demons would need serious firepower or something more than guard. True faith can repel and weaken them, giving baseline humans another possibility to get the edge. All that to say it's not a blanket guns=useless and melee=overrun.
>>96792315Isn't it Outriders painted black?
>>96792334with some dumb hussar wings taped to the bike!
>>96792293archtards go back
>>96792315Currently they’re a part of 11th edition rumors. I imagine they have a datasheet, but the models are old as balls.
>>96792342I found that in a 5 year old threadI just came back from the past
I have decided on my second army.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7fk_DUz5g&list=RDtG7fk_DUz5g
>>96792245Ork cheerleaders are in blood bowl
The woman I thought I was going to marry ended things today.Gonna paint all night to not think about it.Dubs decides how I paint my CSM.
>>96792360With your own bloodFuck off
>>96792360orange and teal
>>96792353Faggot. If your first army is also marines then you're a turbofaggot.If it's bangels you're beyond saving.
>>96792259Filtering this shitpost image
>>96792367seething /v/ermin hands typed this post
>>96792360Paint them as Death Guard/Plague Marines to be.
>>96792353Are you the guy who spent the past week mulling over BT, SW or custom chapter?
>>96792366It is fated
>>96792366Hmm.Time to get planning.
>>96792347They have been saying for over 10 years at this point.
>>96792367>Faggot.This is a anonymous board. You don't need to introduce yourself.
>>96792353Have fun! Space vikings are cool.
>>96791825Only space marines need to be viable, you'll notice a good chunk of the factions in the gane are explicitly just fodder for space marines to tear into, tau and guard just git memed into legitimate factions.
Do you think fabius bile could restore a dreadnought to his original fleshy non boxy state?
>>96792428We'll never find out because he doesn't want to restore people to their normal state, he wants to make freaky flesh golems
>>96792389A healthy amount of horny, but not too much otherwise you start to look like that one bald guy who frequently attends those porn cons.
>>96792379I was the anon asking if that shitty old Combat Patrol was worth buying. I bought it and the Army Set.>>96792408Yeah. I honestly like all supplement SM chapters. Each one of them has something cool.
psa: you don't need to edge highlight if you use gloss varnish
psa: gloss varnish is not a replacement for edge highlighting
>>96792455are you the same faggot that tried this in /wip/ or are you just copying him
>>96792451Nothing wrong with shit like this, pleasant to look at. AI slop is awful though, and really shows that a person has no taste or care in what they consoom. Barely human, an animal.
WE ARE LIVE NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaq5QGyqZQg
>>96792498More like painting neuroatypical!>hah gotem!
>>96792498how desperate do you need to be to shill your stream in this shithole
>>96792455I recommend not doing either.
>LGS still doesn't have my datk eldar combat patrol inAt what point do I try a credit card chargeback
>>96792564why did you crop it so badly tho
>>96792498Fucking subbed
>>96792564I wish Blood Angels still looked cool. They are red Ultramarines now.
>>96792569Do you want your LGS to stop accepting your credit card?
>>96791312It's just an elf thing
>>96792498I feel like it's frowned upon here to link discords and streams. It's not the right tone.>>96792463>>96792462Yeah a 40kg anon shit up /wip/ earlier with some tremendously gay posts. I even got called out a few threads back for arguing with retards. >>96792360Word Bearers, super easy scheme and you can have fun converting candles/purity seals/sheets of paper with daemon writing. It's an insanely easy scheme. Sorry about that dude.>>96791994I play a ton of CS so this is on my list of "cool projects to make">>96791929>chefs kiss
>>96792538I wonder how many people are actually going to buy that set outside of the box set that comes with them? There's like five or six interesting heads in there that I might want to use, but it is continually frustrating that all these sets for 40K come with so few helmets. I like my damn helmets GW.
New exodites set looking straight fire.
>>96792569Do you desperately need it? Right now? It's going to be available for like 3 years and it's not like it's a limited quantity item. You could just buy another box from a place with a good return policy and then just give them the box from your LGs whenever you do get it.
>Read a Tau codex supplement >A battlefield that has only Tau and Orks>Daemons appear out of nowhere>The Tau note that daemons are speaking the human language, despite being there no humans aroundJustify this, guys
>>96792664I guess it's a decent set to learn how to paint faces.
>>96792697Not even for that, every 10 man marine box comes with at least 10 bare heads
>>96792684The collective unconscious of the galaxy is overwhelmingly human. The Tau are not psychic beings so the true speech of demons that auto translates to the mind of the Listener dies not work on them without a conduit like a daemonic artifact.
>>96792345>Currently they’re a part of 11th edition rumorsI started those rumors...
>>96792684Khorne and Nurgle daemons 100% speak low gothic. The other two probably know multiple xenos languages and low gothic seems like a no brainer. Chaos is primarily antagonizing mankind
>>96792660>Yeah a 40kg anon shit up /wip/ earlierI think it was just the usual shitposter that drops by every now and then. He cycles between a couple different baits and is really easy to spot so I'm fairly sure he samefags a lot of the replies.
is low gothic just english
>>96792784its English when you're getting face fucked by a really disappointing bag of popcorn, yes.
>>96792805i do not understand this reference
>>96792564based>>96792620slop
>>96790598I already play SoB
>>96792652Based elf feet model
>>96792824Whats the deal with feet? I tried doing all sorts of stuff with them and nothing clicked, idk what you footfags are raving about
>>96791259The Tau were reverse engineering a Chaos relic to create super charged pulse rifles
>>96792271That just brings it back to that one anon earlier in the thread before the discussion went pear-shaped said about how melee is more effective but ranged attacks are safer.
What are the full list of rumors still unconfirmed by GW now?Because I think with this next weekend everything we know about for 40k has already been sold besides the Nigthbringer and Sacresants/Raptors Killteam.
>>96792848You shouldn't ask questions that you don't want the answers to.
>>96792620Kino
>>96792848There's a theory that it's because in some people the part of the brain that controls arousal and the part of the brain that, uh... recognizes feet? have an extra connection that isn't present in normal brains.
>>96791687During the Siege of Terra, the Emperor gave Magnus a chance to repent, but also said he had to kill the Thousand Sons. Magnus refused
>>96792852>pear shaped daemonsUooooohhh sexoooo, aiposter I need your help!
>>96792875aislopper needs to dissa-pear
>>96792875kill yourself immediately
>>96792588We're gonna be in the launch box for 11th edition so we're probably gonna get some good shit soon. GW knows they fucked up and are going to make amenda.
>>96792564>black drop of blood>yellow drop of blood>green drop of bloodDo the Blood Angels not actually know the color of blood?
>>96792918There's no way they're doing blood angels when the other army is world eaters
>>96792889You'd feel bad if I did, so I won't. I'm sparing your feelings anon. Thank me.
>>96792923The other army is orks, anon.
>>96792930It's UM vs WEorks don't have enough to refresh to warrant a launch box
>>96792923>>96792930its going to be the 4th battle of armageddon and it will be gk and we
>>96792869Then the next Siege book implied that it wasn't real and it was all in Magnus' shattered brain.
>>96792971Yeah well fuck ADB and that hack bullshit, Fury of Magnus specifically has a scene with Malcador talking about the offer, without Magnus present. So its total bullshit that the whole thing was a figment of Magnus' imagination
>>96792967It's Black Templar and Dark Eldar again
>>96792988Then why does Vulkan, who was present in the Throne Room, say it didn't happen? Somebody got gaslighted.
>>96793011Well we know the Emperor takes over Vulkan in that scene, so I'm inclined to think he rewrote Vulkan's memories
>>96793011ADB wrote that scene years after. Its ADB retconning good lore as usual. He LITERALLY is one of those marine faggot who makes hating the subfactions he doesnt like his personality. He wants to ruin Tsons as much as possible.
>>96793021Its not even about the Thousand Sons. Its just to get back at people being upset with him for his dumbfuck bloodraven controversy.
>>96792971I don't think so? I thought it was stating that only part of Magnus was present for it, not that it didn't happen.
My buddy wants me to get into war hammer which faction'll be the easiest to play as? I don't know how good they actually this is more just based on aesthetics. leaning on the nuns because the penitent machine looks badass.Genestealer cultImperial knightsAdepta sororitasDark angelsEmperors children
>>96793067CustodesImperial knightsSpace marines
>>96791282Anyone not ultramarine still suffers somewhat from missing modelsThere are still a lot of missing firstborn replacement units, and some of the already existing primaris replacements are ass>still no bike captain
>>96793092>bike captainWhite scars have one and what do you need a bike captain for when you have bike chaplains
>>96793067Of those, Dark Angels will be the easiest to learn and playThen Emperor's ChildrenThen a big gap and SororitasAnd then a massive gap and GSC. They are one of the most finicky, trick based armies in the game.Knights are playing a different game from everyone else.
approximately how many retail boxes (not models or units) does someone need to get to have a half-decent playable army?
>>96793131EC are very hard to play. That's why they are sitting at 38% win rate and also winning Tournaments.
>>967931341-5
Part of the used Eldar lot I bought was an already built Wave Serpent. It had some problems I had to fix, a big one being that the back hatch didn't close properly because it had been built backwards. I had to cut it out and then glue it in place with plastic cement.I really wanted to be able to keep the back openable so I could store little things inside :(
>>9679313411ish for a cheesy marine army with a lot of vehicles and characters
>>96793145ah damn, I haven't kept up. I just remember that when they launched conventional wisdom was throw a lot of Flawless Blades at the problem and you'll do OK.But that certainly answers that. If your options for your first army are Space Marines, three different very difficult to play armies, and Knights, go Marines.
>>96793134Varies wildly by the army. Some you can get the Combat Patrol three times, a couple other leaders and/or transport and/or tanks, and you're good to go.
>>96793067I started the game with Genestealer Cults and I wouldn't really recommend it currently. It's difficult to paint the models and you need to paint a LOT of them compared to most other armies. It is also costly for that reason, and there really aren't any decent discount combo boxes available currently that covers your basic needs like the old combat patrol box did.Gameplay is difficult as well, you sort of need to know what you're doing and since your guys are very weak as is you can't really afford to make any mistakes. But fuck that, just go for the faction and whether it clicks for you.>>96793134Depends but good boxes are disappearing. I grabbed two of the old GSC combat patrols and was able to play at 1000pts immediately, or at least until I put them together. I wish I had gotten a 3rd one sometimes.
Battleforces are 240 USD now right?
>>96793067Word of advice, pay no head to xenosfags like >>96793225, always start with space marines, never start with xenos. With space marines you'll have a well supported easy to paint, viable army of the most badass looking dudes in the setting, as xenos you won't get shit, have ugly ass outdated models for years and you rules will be in a constant state of flipping from being broken to being dog shit, not to mention all the xenos factions are boring as hell. Get marines and thank me later.
how am i supposed to know which weapon is which if they don't even label them
>>96793295check your codex
>>96793295Have you looked in a codex?
>>96793321not yet
>>96793268Usually they vary a little bit but the last one to come out (and only one since the price hike) was 240, yeah
>>96793295look at the back of your instruction manuals?
>>96793354And here i am having gotten this one for 150 bucks (euro)
Is next thread going to be a slopper thread?
>>96793354So glad I didn't buy this and just waited a week for the new Archon to come out for solo release.
>>96793151Man those tactical tits are sublime
>>96792875I do think belakor would be much cooler with big tits and a fat ass
>>96793067custodes are the definitive "easiest army" in every category: build, paint, AND play. it's even possible to do decently with. two boxes of jetbikes and two combat patrols gets you a fully functional 2000 point army
>>96793354Using the price hike prices for refreshed Terminators currently, it seems like it would be around a 31 percent discount if you round it at 240, which seems appropriate. Will definitely be looking to get these guys at a discount lmao.
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>>96793373his art is so good when he's not drawing children :(
>>96793403You saying this about every artist that draws boobs and women instead of naked fat dudes makes it less convincing every time you say it
>>96793291The anon you're telling him to "pay no head" to explicitly said that he DIDN'T recommend his xenos army, dumbass. Are you fucking illiterate or do you just reflexively sperg-out whenever you see a picture of non-marine armies?
>>96793360thats where they're not labeled
>>96793401fuck offmaking a real thread when we hit page 8
>>96793134Problem is that most of the big discount boxes are currently pretty assThe whole point of them was that you could buy 2-3 combat patrols and you could build a playable army without wasting any models Now they make it so you lose value if you get more than 1 its bullshit literally every army used to have better starting boxes, except for Chaos right now which strangely enough are the only exceptions at this moment
>>96793105I don't want a chaplain that is locked to a single load out They have us the named bike captain why the fuck can't we get a generic oneJump packs got oneTerminators got onePhobos got oneGravis got oneEither that or bring sergeant chronus back so I can have a tank commanderBring tau tank commanders back wtf
>>96793717>>96793717>>96793717REAL THREAD
>>96792293Needs bigger breasts.
>>96790598I drive a truck through the entrance of GW HQ
>>96790706Этo oдин из их лyчших нaбopoв. И этo Battleline.Кpyтocть этoгo нaбopa — oднa из пpичин, пo кoтopoй я нaчaл CSM.Ha caмoм дeлe, ecли oбъeдинить этy кopoбкy c кopoбкoй лeгиoнepoв Epecи Хopyca любoй мapки (кoтopaя, кcтaти, coдepжит 20 мoдeлeй), тo мoжнo пoлнocтью yдoвлeтвopить вce cвoи пoтpeбнocти в лeгиoнepaх и Хaвoкaх.
>>96792221I like it. Is it new ultramarines analogue of "3 elite space marines unit"? Like those SW dudes with wolves, like inner circle companions or 3 golden BA boys?
>>96790668We've got a Heretech on board!
>>96793891Needs to grow up
>>96790528thousand SONS fuck you
