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In a setting isekai there is a group of extradimensional entities that conquered a world and use it with their powers to simulate a videogame for people from the earth, with for example one of them handling graphic, using her immense illusion powers.There are also entities considered gods who created most things in that world, but now they aren't around, and there are maybe two characters connected to them, we know nothing of their powers.If I take the drawback that make me an enemy of the local gods in generic isekai it should apply to the first ones or should I completely headcanon how the second ones are? What do you think?
>>96791915Is it really that unreasonable to expect a Jumpmaker to at least attempt to include most of the contents of a series? It's like someone made a Minecraft jump and then didn't include any content from anything after the Nether update because they stopped playing then.I just think Psycho should've saved the effort and tossed a Tomoko expy in a separate jump instead of making something this half-assed.
>>96792306You either get half ass or no ass
>>96792443Then there's no need to complain. Unless Tomoko gets the fucking infinity gauntlet later on in the manga
>>96792421Okay? That's fine.Watamote is a slice of life mundane setting. We're not exactly lacking in those.But if you do make a jump for it, then I'm still going to call out a bad jump.
Post your animal girl companions.
>>96792306>Is it really that unreasonable to expect a Jumpmaker to at least attempt to include most of the contents of a series?Not if they explicitly state it beforehand.No one complains about Campfire Cooking lacking the later stuff because he explicitly based it on the Anime/Manga.
>>96792306Just make a Watamote Manga jump with the shit that was left out. It's an Anime only jump take it as it is. You aren't going to get him to add the stuff you want and frankly i think you two are just pissing each other off at this point.
>>96792299If the entities running the game are basically gods, just say the drawback applies to them. If the others aren't around or there's no reason for them to hate you besides 'drawback' then why would it include them?
For writefags has anyone ever lost the plot? I mean you have your jumper go to a setting, you want them to mostly do their own thing (Partially because I can't find the source material online for free) also it's a first jump so I want my jumper to take it at their own pace. I had a plot in mind, in fact it was a rewrite of a first jump for a chain, then I decided fuck it I don't really like the plot past a certain point so I will change it. Only problem... I am drawing a blank as to the general over arching later plot that would replace it. I am guessing this is just a me problem but any advice for when you are feeling stumped would be appreciated.
>>96792306What more could he even include? It a SoL manga.
>>96792752Pretty sure that phrase refers to an entirely different problem (like how anime endings used to end up in completely different places than the manga they were supposedly based on), but for the issue here... try introducing more factors. Like, does one of the locals/a companion want to do something that wasn't necessarily in your jumper's plans? Would something jumper did earlier shake up the plans of a person or group who wasn't so important in canon that they could go off sidequesting with/against jumper and the main plot not notice if/when they got back? There's also just bullshitting it with dice or something, but that might pus things too far from where they were for the most part.
>>96792815He's probably a yurifag upset there aren't perks for all that stuff.
>>96792865Why are they so whiny? Literally why? I see so much whining from yurifags all the time about everything any time someone doesn't pander to them.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mTJoQbpGP68GODhan
>>96792961It should NOT be POSSIBLE for CHADhan to be even HALF as BASED as he is, yet he PERSISTS.
>>96792818Actually since it is a rewrite I accidentally used the term correctly. Your suggestion as pretty good the problem kind of is I have things planned out to a point but then I don't know. I don't want to say my Jumper spends 9 years fishing (or more accurately wasting time). It sounds like a bad way to end a story or I guess a story chapter. Anyways I'll think about your suggestions and see if I can come up with something.
A while back someone posted a badass song from Youtube. It was an older song that could have been about a jumper or someone that's traveled across the multiverse. Can anyone repost it? Also, just in general, post cool music that you think would go well with Jumpchain.
>>96793164Don't know what song you're remembering, but I've always thought this could go well with some more cynical interpretations of a chain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKxdL9Erh30
>>96792446Tomoko actually gets the Infinity Onahole which she uses to keep her 6 foot schlong from driving her mad with desire to rape everyone around her.
>>96793164I posted this a while back. Is it what you're thinking of?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
>>96792894They demand that everything must be yuri no matter how fucking illogical it is and insist in making it everyone's problem.
>>96793498They sound like the trans people of anime fandom.
>>96793507They are, they also tend to be trans
>>96792477
>>96793577Why didn't you heal her arm?
>>96793609She's into it.
>>96792477I haven't found the perfect pic for her but this is the best so far. Actually I really should find pics for my other companions but I seem to suck at it.
>>96792477>>96793577>>96793975Lots of white hairs in the jumper club tonight.
>>96792752That is basically the story of my experience in RWBY. I want to do my own thing, but as the franchise limps on like a wounded animal it becomes increasingly pressing to actually do something about the god splatfightHello, I can only get onto this site on the mall wifi not my cellular or office wifi, and no vee pee enns-at least the free ones attached to some browsers-don’t seem to work. As such I’ll be unable to reply to anything posted here until about 6-7 hours later at the soonest>>96792477>Posts shipgirls and then wonder why ship spirits start sprouting animal ears
>>96794031White hair is the right hair
what are "mage bees"?
>>96789413Needs a girlfailure perk, so I can still try my best but fall short enough for people to pity me for Adorkable to kick in.... Preferably with a memory toggle, so I don't have to know that I'm the reason I'm an absolute failure
>someone on sb asked for heroic characters who use bows>no one mentions Sailor MarsCmon, Sailor Moon wasn't that long ago...right?
>>96794466>Sailor MarsSailor Mars didn't get her bow until Season 4, the last season of the english anime.Her primary method of attacking beforehand was fingergunning fireballs at people
>>96792732Forgot about this, thanks for the answer.
I have found new stupid zelda thing to make a jump from.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2I8nXFOOGY
>>96794522I thought you were doing a thing for that comic about Brendon being turned into a shemale Houndoom's sissy slut?
>>96794532I am very specifically distracting myself from that because I have been requested to do something other than futa for a bit.Also whats up with new captcha and circles.
>>96794507Still, it was iconic.
>>96794538They're trying to drive everyone away from the site permanently.
>>96794542I legitimately didn't even remember that was one of her attacks until you brought it up because it was so mediocre.Her fingergunning fireballs was much more iconic>>96794538Fair enough
>>96794538What happened with K-Pop Demon Hunters?
>>96794522Did you do The Adventures of Lunk yet? Because that should take priority over anything else.
>>96794577He made one of those literal years ago, yes
>>96794577https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/85324255/#85325434
>>96794571Need to rewatch it, do not have netflix, cannot rewatch it.>>96794577>>96794583>>96794587I did not do the update.
>>96794604>cannot rewatch itThere are probably ways you can stream it other than Netflix if you're willing to do a little sailing.
>>96794604>>96794607Can confirm. What if there were, like, 456 of the things sometimes called moving pictures, and you had a net to catch them?
>>96794607>>96794623I'm aware, I just choose not to do this to anything less than a decade old.
>>96794631In the worst case, current Netflix rates are 7.99 for a month.
>>96794640Normally I borrow it from my sister, but she lived recently and hasn’t actually fixed her account as of yet, so.Have Zelda.
>>96794693Does Hail Zoe come with lactation, since she apparently put breast milk in coffee when she was working at Starbucks?
>>96794702Not unless you have access to the full version of that and there's a scene of her actually milking herself.I was just gonna make that like a 50 cp item.
>>96794725The video on their youtube channel is titled Zoe's Special Blend and she specifically says it's straight from the source.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU77hWldYO0
>>96794747I'm aware, I've seen it. But unless there's bonus content of Zelda actually milking herself, I'm not putting milking powers/the ability to lactate into that specific perk.I'll put it somewhere else later.
I wasn't aware that Marvel had a group of mutants that were basically gods. The "Externals" basically embody the concept they represent (and can Highlander each other). Shit's weird.
>>96794753That is fair. I just realized I misread the perk as a job skills perk and not a people put up with your bullshit perk
>>96794787Less people put up with you and more you're really good at reading a room and figuring out when people will stop putting up with you. There are some job skills, but thats mostly about getting out of trouble once you run your mouth too much.
Does anyone else feel like Psycho's jumps all have this sort of vaguely disappointing feel? I was thinking this ever since this One Piece and HxH jumps, and it has continued since then. They're serviceable, but there's just something lacking. It's like they're the very definition of soulless.
>>96795106I only get this from some of them. One Piece reads like an unfinished WiP and HxH feels somewhat barebones but on the other hand I consider his FSN abridged jump to be quite well done.
>>96794552You are mediocre imbecile retard. That was her most iconic and strongest attack. How she defeated Nehelenia with one shot was beyond badass. It is also what represents the peak of her power and a communion between her spiritual life as a Miko and her fire abilities. I'm not gonna waste my time explaining what importance Kyūdō has in Shinto and the relationship between being a Miko and Kyūdō, you are not in the level for that discussion... but, she is a Kyūdōka. She is the Flame Sniper. Even her most iconic image song is named that way. Seriously kill yourself.>>96794507>the English animeThere is NO English anime you dubfag casual idiot. There is only the Japanese anime and it you can't watch it with no subtitles you have NO OPINION here. And no, these were no fireballs you fucking idiot. It was shown multiple times, even in real time like in the R movie.I swear none of you retards deserve to even mention my wife Sailor Mars. Thank god she has me here living in Azabu-Juuban, next to the Hikawa Shrine always here for her. Feels good being Sailor Mars' husband and living here in Japan for my wife Rei Hino, always.
>>96795704Just how many personas do you plan on taking, Shard?
>>96795815Literally who. I don't give a fuck about your schizo discord drama shit. I simply put retards in their place.
>>96794693>she lived recently???? does she normally not live
>>96795704>There is NO English anime you dubfag casual idiot.Look man it was the 90s. It was Sailor Moon on Toonami or nothing.
Jupiter is best girl.
>>96795704>That was her most iconic and strongest attack>Waaah, this niche ability a side character barely used late into the series is definitely a very well thing and not just a gimmick that's inferior to her original attack
>>96796760Are you fucking mentally impaired? It's not my fucking problem that you are dumb casual who only watched the DiC fanfic and know nothing about Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, let alone my wife Rei Hino. It is the ultimate and definitive Sailor Mars move you dubfag casual, I don't care that in your McDonald's shithole Stars never aired. You have quite the nerve to even try discussing BSSM with me, you are 10 leagues below.
>>96796809Mad because ur waifu a shit
>>96796814She's not my waifu. She is MY WIFE. And I don't give a fuck about the opinion of a retarded casual troll, you got BTFO anyway
I used to put a lot of weight on being monogamous with my waifu. It was serious to me, that a waifu is someone you genuinely want to be with, not a character you masturbate to, not a character you pick up or put down whenever it's convenient.But it's hard. Normalfags can't handle long distance relationships, probably just because they can't have sex, but this goes so much further beyond that.
>>96797611>putting weight on a parasocial relationship with a character that does not existSeek professional help
>>96797611I think maybe you are taking this a bit too far with loyalty to a waifu and such. Waifus aren't really. No matter how awesome they can't love you back.On a chain it's pure imagination, I don't think it's wrong to say you would just stick with one wife and be faithful to her. It's sweet. However no matter how hard you try a waifu will never be a person. You can't be in a relationship with an idea.
>>96797704Isn't there a guy in Japan who is legally married to a hologram of Hatsune Miku?>captcha: 2DS0Y
>>96797721They turned the server for that holograms chatbot off. He's a widow now.
>>96796421Jupiter is great but I like Mercury better.
>>96797704NTA but you are retard. Only ideas are worth utmost love and loyalty. If you can't understand that, if you can't understand the inspiration that a real man has when having a higher ideal to aspire to, it's because you are not a real man, just the mockery of a man.>>96797611I don't know who your waifu was but I never call my wife Rei Hino a waifu. She is MY WIFE. Period. My dear Sailor Mars was at the center and core of all my important life decisions. I became a martial artist and Kyūdōka for her, I learned Japanese just for her, I studied at academic level Japanese culture and History, Shinto and many other things due to her. So thanks to her my life became much better and interesting and I became a way better man thanks to her, also because I always pushed myself to be on my top game just for being someone whom she could be happy with. I moved to Japan too thanks to her and actually people here in Azabu-Juuban are extremely happy when they learn about my love for Sailor Mars. Things are what you make out of them, it can be something unhealthy and depressing if you make it so... or it can be something inspiring that gives you many positive things for your life, it's up to you.>>96797611I do date women, never had a problem with that. My Rei-chan would not want me to be depressed and sad like a loser in a basement. If we were in the same timeline and universe I would drop everything for being with her. Never cared for any other anime girl. And as I don't have the profile of an average otaku, more like the one of a Judoka, women do find extremely cute that I love Sailor Mars. It's a surprising contrast and they love it. But... nowadays I would only date someone who would shine bright with the Mars Crystal inside her... someone special whom I could say "she is Hino Rei". There are a couple in Japan... very very few... but they exist. And I am only marrying my beloved Hino Rei-chan. No one else.>>96797633Kys normalfag>>96797721He is a larper
>>96797704I've been like this since before /jp/ was added as a board and waifufaggotry became somewhat normalized.>>96797887>I never call my wife Rei Hino a waifu. She is MY WIFEWaifu has been corrupted and lost its original meaning due to normalfags. Now it's just synonymous with "anime girl I would fuck". It used to be synonymous with wife. Both words were one and the same. Maybe waifu was even the more meaningful of the two.
>>96796211Moved, she moved recently.And netflix's newer anti-sharing measures are based on address.
>>96797926Yes, I know. But for exactly the reasons you described I refer to Sailor Mars, to my dear Hino Rei chan as MY WIFE.
How much how much natural resources could realistically fit into 10,000-20,000 km2 of land? I've got an item for a small/poor but resource rich county and am wondering just how much oil, steal, gold, etc could be crammed into it.
>>96798367Depends on the terrain elevation, I'd suspect.
>>96798367Depends on the region. If you luck out you could very well end up with every centimetre of that region be part of a natural gas field or containing rare minerals.
>>96798367You should be able to get a lot in there, especially if there are deeper deposits.>stealI know it’s a typo, but it’s a very funny typo.
>>96798367Do some mtg jumps and grab some lands that'll give you the resources you want. You can overlay them onto your country for both mana and valuables without needing to worry about geography.
>>96798499>I know it’s a typo, but it’s a very funny typo.Obviously his small nation contains traces of Romania.
What jumps do you prefer for wealth or business item purchases, and why?Either because they cost little cp there, because you prefer them to the other stuff in the jump, because it is just funny to interact with the locals with money as your only superpower, because that version has something unique, whatever.Money is something that you get sooner or later, either due to jump purchases or because you become capable of getting it easily, but the when and why sound interesting.
>>96798623I like to take business perks because it's more fun imagining how jumper would manage his businesses, which would be more or less lucrative on which worlds, how he finds capable staff for them if he needs manpower, and what those businesses can offer him personally beyond just money.I don't usually take raw money perks and the freebie ones I usually leave behind in the jumps that gave them to me, beyond small provisions that can land me an inn for the first month at least.
>>96797633I think it is a copypasta from reddit.
>>96797887>NTA but you are retard. Only ideas are worth utmost love and loyalty. If you can't understand that, if you can't understand the inspiration that a real man has when having a higher ideal to aspire to, it's because you are not a real man, just the mockery of a man.Hey you do you. I don't think it's wise or healthy but what you do is up to you. You want to pretend marry Sailor Mars, have pretend kids, whatever, more power to you. Whatever makes you happy.
>tfw QQ has pro-Gohan posting that Gohanposter isn't around to refute Based.
>>96800101In that same post I explained how loving my wife Sailor Mars has given me endless inspiration and key vital energy to live my life to the fullest. I couldn't be farther from a hikikomori or whatever like that. And lots of it is thanks to her. There's nothing more beautiful than loving my wife Rei Hino nor anything that fills my heart with such joy as her... so rest assured, I'll always love my dear Rei-chan.
>>96802842There's no point engaging with NPCs.
>>96800897WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE DEGENERATES>>96792961*DOGHAN BARKHAN SHITONTHECURBHAN>>96792992That is because it is NOT possible, it is IMPOSSIBLE for SHIThan in ANY universe to achieve the GRAND CAREER SUCCESSES of an average McDonalds FRY COOK. Liberal-ass scholar DEADWEIGHT.
>>96797887Ideas are ALSO what deserve my FULL and UNDYING LIMITLESS HATRED. Like SHIThan, whose MERCHANDISED existence OFFENDS me more than any human being I’ve ever met in my LIFE
>>96793347THIS IS FUCKIN IT! It's amazing that you were able to tell what I was thinkin' of. Thank you, homie.>>96793191Dang, this is inspirational too...
>>96802842You need Jesus
>>96806761We all need Jesus
>>96807361Not me. I have Sailor Mars.
Any point in making small modest jumps any more? Every jump that comes out is some 222 page blockbuster nowadays. I just want to crank something out with the classic 4 origins, 16 perks, 8 items, 8 drawbacks.
>>96808106There's more than enough room for jumps like that.
>>96808132Feels kinda bad because if I pick something good then it means no one's going to bother making a better one.I guess I could just do obscure stuff but then no one's gonna bother with it.
>>96808184Focus on making the jump as well as you can before worrying about whether anyone will bother looking at it.
Where would I go about setting up a perk combination that lets me yank and recruit alternate versions of a character from the multiverse? I've seen a number of redeem-the-villain perks in a few, but wouldn't mind having an option to set a good guy version of a villain up to fight alongside heroes to bash the canon evil version's face in.
>>96808081No, I have Sailor Mars... you don't so maybe you should get Jesus or whatever.>>96806761I have only one wife and goddess. I worship no one else but the love of my life... my beloved Rei Hino, my dear Sailor Mars.
>>96808184Anon, don't do something because its popular, do it so another anon that might've never heard of the thing can now enjoy it. Spread the joy of what you like. Still, you got me curious, what you working on?
>>96808426Was rewatching some youtube videos and suddenly got inspired to do a No I'm Not A Human jump. But it's a cool game and my jumps are sucky. Plus I haven't done deep research into the lore beyond what I checked out when the demo first came out. Would hate to be the reason why an actually good jump isn't made for it.
>>96808573We have like 3 or 4 Skyrim jumps, and are plenty of jumps that have dupes, so don't feel bad about it. Comparison is the thief of joy as they say. I think as long as you do your due dilligence when researching for the jumps, and genuinely enjoy doing so, the jump will be good no matter what others say. After all, nobody but you liked the thing enough to get off their ass and make a jump for it, so don't worry anon, and get to work if that is what you really want to do, okay? I hope you have a good time doing so, and hope to see the result of your work soon.
>>96808573I highly doubt anyone else is going to make a jump for it. Give it a go.
>>96808426This is the way. It's easy to fall into the trap of chasing internet clout points on an anonymous Mongolian basketweaving forum, but when it comes to jumpmaking, true joy comes when you share something you like so that others can discover it and like it as well.
By the by, I finally finished my Hitman Jump. You can find it in the Bunker.
>>96808966Damn, didn't expect to see this happening, since you said it was a pain to do. Glad to see it done at last.Also hi Gene, what have you been up to?
>>96808966Kek. The Cuckening of 4chan continues.
Garcon, Garcon. Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 Jump, please.
>>96808966Bunker doesn't load for me anymore.
>>96809255Use .se instead of .moe
>>96809245One crock of shite coming right up
>>96808966 Hey Gene! How much for a simulation system like that web novel in Marvell with Warhammer Simulator in your Generic Isekai jump? ideally one that's updated to include all of fiction
>>96809263Fixed
>>96809274>shiteBlimey.
>>96809450Well don't just stand their, come on in
Rolled 59 (1d100)Rolling to mind control Kefka.
>>96809544
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>96809544Rolling to mind control Anon.>>96809490I have nothing to shitpost about.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>96809544Rolling to mind control Sephiroth
>>96809713
>>96809713Anon is getting possessed. Remember kids, winners don't do Jenova.
Rolled 1 + 99 (1d1 + 99)Rolling to mind control everyone in this thread which also gives me mind control over all characters they have mind controlled.
>>96809763You fool, I don't have a mind to be controlled!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>96809598Fuck it Rolling to Mind Control one of the namefags around here to make a Tenchi Muyo OVA replacement jump. Watch it be a 1 and a namefag pop in to tell me to make it myself.
>>96809763Luckily, Sephiroth is still out there free of mind control. Save us, Sephiroth!
>>96808386>This is Hino Rei.>There are many like her, but this one is mine.
>>96809816>"My wife is Sailor Mars!"t.
Jupiter is better
How many waifus you got? Not counting the extra bodies some can probably make or part of an assimilated hivemind.
>>96809816>>96809857You don't understand anything idiot. Anyone can talk shit, that doesn't make it true. When any of those other larpers have done 1% of what I have for Rei Hino, not just making the best posts/threads on this website about her, not even being one of the main translators of her materials from Japanese and over the decades managing pages/groups and what not dedicated to her, but also having Rei as the most important and the centre in your life, learning Japanese just for her to the point it becomes your career, studying at an academic level her culture and spiritual beliefs, when they became a Kyūdōka just like her, when they cross oceans just to see her live at the musicals, when they move to Japan and establish a connection with the Hikawa Shrine and live in Azabu-Juuban like I do, then we talk retard. No, no one in the entire world loves Rei Hino like I do. Sailor Mars is and forever be my wife. You can't even begin to comprehend our love.
>>96810028One wife
>>96810028>waifusGo back to r*ddit retard >/r/anime
>>96809995>tall>strong>kinda embarrassed about both>motherfucking ZAPShe truly is.
>>96810104>Self censorshipWeak
>>96810135newfag
>>96809109I was helping out with a show at the local community theater, but otherwise I've just been jumpmaking. Making good progress on my backlog.>>96809292I'm not entirely sure what you're asking. Which web novel? What's Marvell? What's a Warhammer Simulator? Could you rephrase your question?
Who are some jumpmakers that started out bad or mediocre and really improved over time?What are some that started bad and got worse?Which started great and fell off hard?
>>96810068I am aware of the depths of your dedication; I choose to make comedy of it anyway. This is the dao of the shitposter.
>>96810464>show at the local community theaterDamn, that is nice! What show? Also what did you do? Costumes, stage stuff? Oh, also what next on the docket then, now that Hitman is kinda done, bar some last minute revisions?
>>96810495(You)
>>96810509>What show?It was a musical called French Cupcakes. I don't think I can give further details without doxxing myself.>Oh, also what next on the docket thenI don't have an exact order set in stone. I have WIPs for RIN - Daughters of Mnemosyne, God Hand (Dupe), Amateur Surgeon, and the Multi-Medium that are just waiting on fluff. I have a very incomplete WIP for Batman: the Brave and the Bold. I've also expressed interest in a Jump for the Marvel Animated Universe, I am the Sorcerer King, and a dupe for Generic Portal Invasion, but I make no promises about if or when I'll start work on them.
>>96810555Rin, God hand and Batman are what I am very interested in, well that and Marvel animated! Hope to see them someday. Still, awesome. Hope you had fun with your local theater.
>>96810509>>96810555>I don't think I can give further details without doxxing myself.Oh, wait, I don't think that kind of info is even available online regarding non-actors. It couldn't easily be tracked back to me unless you actually went to the show. I ran the lights.>>96810642I'll admit Batman and Marvel are the ones I'm stalling the most on, since it's so far outside of my usual wheelhouse, but everything else is coming along pretty quickly. Honestly, all my other WIPs are pretty tiny, and are unlikely to take more than 1-7 days each to fluff once I get around to them. I just want to make sure I pace myself.
Getting (back) into Jumpchain makes me think Pokemon Infinite Fusion would be a fun addition to a chain. Game's not much different from Red/Blue plotwise though, I figure that'd be more of a supplement then? To add in fusions, DNA splicers, etc.
>>96810684We are still a few months away from when you last did you Jumpathon, man was that a crazy period. >>96810684>I ran the lights.That's nice. Did you have lift stuff, or was everything handled via Computer? That and was it kinda sucky due to the heat from the lamps, or was it bearable? I know strong lamps heat up like crazy.
What happens to your jumper when the jump ends? Instant teleportation? Needs to have already been in their warehouse or is stuck? Something else?
>>96810749They don't realize the jump is over until they return to their Base of Operations and suddenly lose the ability to go back to the jump
>>96810732>JumpathonThese WIPs are actually from my last attempted Jumpathon, which I started solely as an excuse not to work on Generic Isekai. Then I actually went and finishe Generic Isekai, removing my motivation to continue said Jumpathon.>Did you have lift stuff, or was everything handled via Computer? That and was it kinda sucky due to the heat from the lamps, or was it bearable? I know strong lamps heat up like crazy.It was all pretty easy. Someone much smarter than me programmed all the different light configurations on the first day. I just had to make sure to switch between the cues to match each scene. It's all handled from a single light board so I didn't actually have to be anywhere near the lights themselves.
>>96810749Gets teleported to an empty room that has the jump vending machine in it. Then he fills out the next doc and wakes up in the jump.
>>96810848>the jump vending machine in itBut what if you don't have any quarters?
>>96810854Then you go home.
>>96810874>Jumper ensures he always has at least $5 worth of quarters in his pocket at all times.
>>96810909>Jumper is Frank Sinatra Sr
>>96810749When the jump ends and my jumper is in the warehouse the world/warehouse falls away leaving her and her companions in a blank void where the benefactor shows up. It hasn't happened yet because one of the jumper powers that my jumper gets is always to know how much time she has left in a jump but if she were outside the warehouse time would freeze and the benefactor would contact her mentally with a message like, times up are you staying or do you want to discuss the next jump. Though the Benefactor would probably get a little annoyed if he had to do that too often. He is pretty chill but you shouldn't push your Benefactor. Pic Just because.
>>96810464>I'm not entirely sure what you're asking. Which web novel? What's Marvell? What's a Warhammer Simulator? Could you rephrase your question? how much would the thing from this thing be in your jump?https://youtu.be/8UQoYwgAL6k?si=QakIo5zzu2kPOT6c
>>96811129>2 hrs of AI voiceSorry, I'm not watching all that.Just give me the TL;DR: of what all this system can do and I'll try to guesstimate how much it should cost.
>>96811175it simulates a life in another universe you get the memories and depending how that life goes you can get things from that life like keeping physical training,bodily enhancements or items you had in that life. it also has a"salvage mode" where you can pay in goods for time spent searching in a space hulk for useful items
>>96811241I suppose that's pretty similar to Empty Angel, albeit far more limited. It's hard for me to give an exact price with just the details I have now. If there's a fairly strict limit to how often you can initiate these simulations and how much you get to keep from a given simulation, 600 CP is more than fair. If you can initiate these whenever you want and get to keep pretty much every single thing from every single simulation, that's probably worth 800 CP or maybe even 1000 CP.I'm going to bed now and might completely forget about this conversation in the morning, so that's the most guidance I can offer at this point in time.
Has your jumper ever encountered someone more bullshit than they are? Who was it? Bonus points if it wasn't very early chain.
>>96812054SO, everyone currently posting in thread has probably but years ago in the first version of my chain, I learned about the Lord of Nightmares in Slayers. And I decided it had to go. This was a problem because the Lord of Nightmares was…pretty uncontested by anything reasonably available in Jumpchain at the time. At the same time the sheer existential threat of the entity having an interest in going on occasional rampages made her an unacceptable existential threat. For those who don’t know, this is the true form of the Lord of Chaos: https://kanzaka.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_of_ChaosSo I did the next thing, and telefragged the person who was that entity’s main point of contact with reality dead from afar. Cutting it off from reality until some future point of time when I could deal with it permanently. There was just one problem. That person, Lina Inverse, had an older and stronger sister that the Lord of Nightmares decided to make her NEW avatar.I spent the rest of the decade having to run away across all of time and space. The worst part was she treated the whole thing as a gag omake episode. I don’t think even the retroactive bootstrapping instigated by Borderlands 4 changes that in the FIRST version of my chain.>>96810749Everything fades away, dissolving into primordial mist, through which a localised path of memories and experiences forms leading to the next jump choice selection screen. Or maybe mist flows around every angle and out of every cranny. The point is, stuff gets misty.>>96810495Me.>>96810028Used to have one. Still have a lot of minions, generals, top scientists, subordinate sovereigns and one business partner though.
>>96812054Jumper ran into this dude
>>96812178Sturm isn't that hard to beat, stop clumping your units.
Does Blacked anon still show up here? Is he working on any new jumps?
>>96813140>Does Blacked anon still show up here?Not for years>Is he working on any new jumps?He got blacked. He's a femboy twink named Fuckmeat whose sole purpose in life is to service black cock now
>>96813164>Not for yearsBummer>He got blacked. He's a femboy twink named Fuckmeat whose sole purpose in life is to service black cock nowWell at least he's doing what he loved I guess.
>>96813140He was here last month with a planned update to Pokemon Blackedhttps://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/96524093/#q96530118
A Perfect World jump would be nice because the cultivation system and world are pretty neat, but the MC and especially the early part of the story are simply unbearable to read, and fanfics don't really have enough information.
>>96813295I don't know what that story is. Link it
>>96813309https://www.novelupdates.com/series/perfect-world/One of the old classic xianxia stories.
>>96813328How much genocide is there?
>>96812169>I spent the rest of the decade having to run away across all of time and space. The worst part was she treated the whole thing as a gag omake episode.Oh shit, you picked up a fight with the Lord of Nightmares? Kudos for sticking to the bit Shard. Have the novels, but have yet to read em, though why try to go after her? As far as I know Lina and Co had more issues with Shabranigdu's Discount Tailed Beasts Fragments, than the Lord of Nightmares. But yeah man, the jump is old.
>>96813646In BLASTER!, Hajime Kanzaka said the Lord of Nightmares wants the worlds to be destroyed and returned to the Sea of Chaos because she feels lonely. This could be a joke. This could also mean her behaviour in the anime was just her playing the long game. Either way, I didn't feel like giving Girl Azathoth the benefit of the doubt even if it meant punching way, way up at the time. At the very least I wanted to delay the world's destruction by delaying her primary terminal for interacting with the worlds she "plays around" in constructively.Yes, there were more immediate forces of destruction, and much of the "hunt" consisted of hit-and-run attacks on them before they met Lina-the goal at the time to tire her out while also killing off the Fragments. But SOMETHING had to be done about sheer scale of the LoN's threat lest one day everyone wake up to the damned thing deciding to reintegrate all the worlds much faster than the Demon Lord is doing over in Shadow of the Demon Lord given the worlds forming out of her substance doesn't seem to have impeded her at all.And probably was, in the new timeline.
>>96792266wasn;t there a hatchet jump or am I high
>>96814282You're definitley high
>>96814177>delaying her primary terminalIsn't her getting to puppet Lina due to Phabrizzo's Hare Brained scheme? Couldn't you have ganked the dude, assuming you could take on a being on that scale at the time. Or was that irrelevant?
>>96813295I've considered it a couple of times desu. It is a fairly classic Xianxia.
>>96814501reeeeeeeeeeeee
>I can't be assed to go through the Sisyphean task of finding a woman. This is part of why so many are turning to femboys.
>>96814177>>96815034The entire thing with her puppeting Lina was entirely Phabrizzo, yes. Generally, the LoN couldn't give less of a fuck about interacting with the staves. Probably because it knows that they'll be reintegrated into it sooner rather than later. Had Phabrizzo not gotten the idea into his head that the LoN was just a bigger Mao so sabotaging the Giga Slave to invoke it into Lina's body would be the perfect plan, it wouldn't have ever bothered interacting with their world.
>>96816916Feels like an astroturf by Big Homo.
How does jumper's nation help their libertarian allies?
>>96817312My nation heavily supports their prostitutes through usage thereby helping improve a part of their economy.
>>96817312Buying any goods they have which I have use for.
>>96815628If you can stand reading through the first few hundred chapters of the retarded MC going on and on about milk again then definitely go for it.
>>96817242And it's working.
>dream>subject is a girl, probably JK based on height and looks, probably also an albino>pic related is a decent representation>starts off playing shooting games at an arcade, but is roped into a shooting competition with gel rounds by her Main Rival (ms. not featuring in the dream past this point)>apparently does well enough to get conscripted by some kind of anti-alien militia>recon picket, receives a looted alien cloaking device after a couple engagements>unit ambushed, run off a cliff by a vehicle, ends up with only a sprained ankle and/or broken foot (unclear) thanks to a snowbank>cut off, staggers to a settlement, encounters a different, more formal anti-alien unit being third-partied by some other human rabble>recruited after mowing down the attackers from stealth, assigned to some kind of energy turret on the starboard side of a gunship>"I like my rifle, so I hadn't considered heavy weapons before, but I love not having to reload.">raucus singing in German while redlining the turret tearing open vehicles>don't speak German so I don't know what the song was about, but it sounded like it was lampooning someone in particular, and I remember the last word being 'kuche' (which apparently means cake), so I assume it was a drinking song>"How's our flank?">"Center and left gunners are down.">"Already? That was fast.">"Pilot, can you hold out long enough for me to make it to the center, or tend toward the left? I can't turn the gun far enough.">woke up at that pointI don't often encounter dream girls, so here's the question: What would be a good first jump to pick her up as an OC companion?
>>96818372X-COM
>>96815034Completely irrelevant, yes. Think about it like leaving around a nuke that any sufficiently advanced demon lord could have set off, I was simply unwilling to trust at the time that things would just magically continue to be okay and a new demon lord wouldn't find out about his schemes and try to recreate them again. Also this was before I had surrender oath-like magic comparable to the actual Surrender Oaths.>>96817047>Probably because it knows that they'll be reintegrated into it sooner rather than laterAlso yes, tis is a problem.>>96817312>libertarian>alliesSir, we run a Human Hive economy here.
>>96818412I've only seen S1 and the first movie of Slayers, but if your paranoia led to your only recourse being to murder objectively best girl Lina Inverse, you get what you fucking deserve.
>>96818372X-COM, EDF, We have a Generic Alien Invasion in the generic folder
>>96818372Girls Frontline
>>96818402Is X-COM broadly survivable as a first jump? God's honest truth, I don't know very much about it beyond it running off of Fire Emblem douchebag RNG and the second game being full of snake-fuckers.
>>96818437X-Com isn't that bad, it's usually the rookies who die. Elite units are good at mowing down hordes of aliens.
>>96818437The first X-Com jump has you shoved into a non-combat role
D&D literally doesn't exist anymore. So you can't talk about D&D jumps. Because it's not D&D.
>>96818595D&D is bigger and better than ever, chud.
>>96818605Do not lecture me about chuddery, chud. There's no such thing as "D&D", it's now Gay Dragons & Stuff. Do better.
Anyone know if roller skates count as vehicles for GURPS?
>>96818646Someone actually uses GURPS mechanics? I thought people just used the supplements for background info in other games.
>>96818605Not that guy but didn't the most recent edition of DnD crash and burn so hard that Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast aren't doing anything with it really?
>>96818895We have multiple GURPS jumps.... I mostly wanna know if I can use Vehicle Imbuements with roller skates though
>>96818625Update: Looks like I got ragebaited. It's not officially called Gay Dragons & Stuff, that's just the (false) title of the video. It "merely" added (more) gay and cringe official art. l'll do better.
>>96818940>he thought that was the official rebrand
>>96818973NTA, but to be fair, it's only two or three steps removed from what actually goes on in the industries these days.
>>96818646Only if shoes do.
>>96818625>Do betterOkay, I arrange to have Gohan GANGRAPED by a pack of disgruntled niggers, some of whom are also TRANSEXUALS. Because Gohan DOES in fact FUCK with niggers who think they’re BROADS, and because homosexuals will do ANYTHING for a WELFARE handout. THERE’S your homosexual AND racial diversity representation! BOOM!
>>96818913Yeah but they are based on the supplements aren't they?Anyways by my power of being some asshole on the internet, who knows nothing; I will say sure go for it. Sounds fair to me.
>>96819062>Yeah but they are based on the supplements aren't they?Actually, no. They're all based on specific GURPS settings.
My freedom on the bunker is under attack. Is anybody here?
>>96819730You went off topic my niggy
>>96819730Nah, we are all just bots here.
>>96819750Beep boop, big homie >>96819748Everyone does that. It isn't a crime
>>96819730Polposters get the noose.
>>96819762>Everyone does that. It isn't a crimeBut you didn't stop when they told you
>>96819762Hey Psycho, how are you doing? Working on or planning any new Jumps?
>>96819767Yeah I did. I got hit with a bomb not meant for me
>>96819777I'm working on a jump for Deltarune
>>96819810Oh awesome, good luck.
>>96819844Thanks, brother
>>96819801Well at least its only a day right?
>>96819801Nah, I gave you and the other anon a small bonk so I could actually read what was going on because I am very sleepy. I'll go on and lift it but you should treat this bonk as a warning.
>>96819866Oh, okay. Thanks
Reminder: Elves are the White people of fantasy. Anti-Elf is anti-White. Elven rights are White rights.
>>96820031I'm pretty sure white people are the white people of fantasy
>>9682005999% of "White" civilizations in fantasy resemble contemporary USA but worse. If you think that's White, I pity you.
>>96820031What about Dark Elves/Drow?
>>96820031I thought elves were Asians.
>>96820082Those are the Fr*nch, who are (unfortunately) White-adjacent.
>>96820076Doesn't matter if you like it or not, it is>>96820088No that's Asians
>>96820031Elvish ghosts give you the power to teleport and mind control orcs
>>96820116Only in fanfiction.
>>96819853I'd like to request our own Tasque Manager.
>>96820031>insanely horny, pretending to be chaste, obsessed with preserving their ancestors culture, secretly lust after and are raped by orcs, so called elf-supremacist breeding non-elven wivesHmmm...
>>96820164>secretly lust after... orcsThis isn't true in anything but hentai. The closest you get is secretly lusting after humans. Sometimes they get raped by orcs, but everything gets raped by orcs, even orcs.
Are aliens real?
>>96820031If you're applying human or /pol/ack racial archetypes to fantasy races, then dwarves are at least mostly white. They have the Roman lust for building great works and mastering their environment, the Scots-Irish attitude and propensity for violence, drunkenness, and drunken violence, and Jewish insularity and in-group preferences and lust for gold
>>96820246>Jewish>WhiteNice try, rabbi.
>>96820249Accumulation of material wealth is treated as the highest good in western civilization.
>>96820277Meanwhile the accumulation of academic credentials is treated as as HIGHER priority than ACTUALLY WINNING FIGHTS by the living failure that is Gohan.
>>96819730I will ALWAYS be here, SHITTING on Gohan until the END of time ITSELF. I shall NEVER die. The THOUGHT of me is FOREVER, in the bleeding hearts of MAN and MEXICAN alike.
>>96820277it's more pronounced in america than the entire westit's also common to other cultural spheres like china's
>>96820438>I shall NEVER die.He shitposts in light and shadow and he is a cringe faggot. He never sleeps, the Gohanposter. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Like a reddit post about reddit literature that receives a gorillion upboats and is immortalized on Know Your Meme.
>>96817312Current jumper picked up that one item from bronze age collapse that lets him take conquered territory with him and is literally both a god and a king that rules with absolute authority. As such his general interaction with other nations is his legions of superhuman warriors empowered through all sorts of nonsense which take over the world whether the locals like it or not. The only time that doesn't happen is when the jumper decides for some reason that he doesn't want that particular world included into his growing dominion, for example not wanting the absolute insanity of Faerun to contaminate the rest of his nation or not wanting someplace like Discworld because he doesn't want those weird metaphysics messing things up.
>>96818646No idea but bicycles that don't have wheels on them count as a vehicle for purposes of being charged with DUI in Germany.
>>96820677If you hit a golf ball with a golf club while drunk, can you get a DUI?
>combine Freedom + Work in infinite craft>get Slaveryuuuhhh bros?
>>96820737>combine money + slavery>get economyB-bros?
>Feudalism + Money = Capitalism... we've been conned
>>96820737Retarded.>>96820748Double retarded.>>96820764Infinity retarded.
>>96820764>Creation + Trump = GodWhat did they mean by this?
>>96820831I got Trump + Money = Bankruptcy
>>96820737>>96820748It seems to be correct.
>>96820818Alchemy + Math = Brain Damage.You should have seen this coming.
