How do you counter this spell without sounding mad?
>>96815057How does one NOT get mad at the feeling of corn hull you can't remove?
>>96815057I cast Paranoid Depression
>>96815057I cast greasy pepperoni fart
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>>96815057I stab my fingernail into the tooth just where the gums end and pull out the popcorn shell. Works every time.
>>96815057Noooooo
I cast toothpick
>>96815057I cast a curse of mild social unawereness, have fun telling the waiter "you too" when you're told to enjoy the meal! MWAHAHA
>>96815057Curse of Remember That Cringy Thing You Once Did.
I cast scorching dragonfire and melt your head off while you are doing idiotic party tricks. Retard.
>>96815057Counterspell
>>96815057TESTICULAR TORSION
>>96815057With Curse of Manual Breathing!
>>96815057I cast Forced to Read Every /dbs/ Thread Ever Made
>>96817856No one should have that power.
I can't. https://youtu.be/MTW4sIL9Dpw?si=96g6kZsiIIVQQJlH
>>96817856Don't threaten me with a good time
>>96815057I fill my lungs with air and clench my jaws and blow the air through my teeth to blow out the piece of pop corn along with any plaque buildup on my teeth.I then go to masturbate hard enough to explode the muscles in my arm.
>>96815057With my own
>>96815057Have you tried brushing your teeth?
>>96818413If you're using a toothbrush stiff enough to dislodge a compressed fragment of popcorn shell, that shit will literally flay the flesh from your gums. The only hope is a toothpick and persistence.
>>96815057>A creature or object brought into being or transported to your location by a conjuration spell cannot appear inside another creature or object, nor can it appear floating in an empty space. It must arrive in an open location on a surface capable of supporting it.
>>96815212based
>>96818403Y-you must be stopped...
>>96818703it's just an illusion save or suck spell
>>96819032So just know it's impossible for it to be real and disbelieve.
>>96819083That's the save part of the save or suck, anon. You DO know how spell saving throws work, right?
>>96815057>Lil wizza think some popped corn gunna faze a Dark Lord
>>96815057I cast... BOOGER IN YOUR NOSE THAT YOU CAN'T PICK BECAUSE IT KEEPS SLIPPING INTO THE CREASE OF YOUR NOSTRIL
>>96819286>A failed saving throw indicates that a character fails to notice something is amiss. A character faced with proof that an illusion isn’t real needs no saving throw. If any viewer successfully disbelieves an illusion and communicates this fact to others, each such viewer gains a saving throw with a +4 bonus.
>>96815057Antimagic field into noogie, followed by a wedgie, swirlie, and locker shove.Casters have ZERO response to this technique without sounding mad.
>>96815057I don't have gums for it to get stuck in or a tongue to feel the kernel anymore... but I can remember. Give it here, please! I'll tell you anything you like, just give me more popcorn!
I eat more popcorn
>>96815057I summon a water elemental to mouthwash me and to instill fear in it I telepathically show it views of bidet elemental.I have a fire elemental easy bake oven but I can't cast fire magic without a horrible accident,
I cast Strange and Sudden Pain in the Body that Goes Away when you see the Doctor!
>>96815057What teeth?
>>96820316Gotta break out the lock picks for that shit.Wait.
>equip tooth pickWizardfags are always, ALWAYS low INT in real life.
>>96815057I cast 15 minutes on /v/.
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>>96815057My wizard staff doesnt have a spike to stab people. It's for this very moment
>>96815057I would just throw a dart and instant kill the wizard.
