To keep things short and simple. You are struck by a golden bolt of lightning. God himself declared and command that you are to become the master of monsters. All monsters you can summon and command. What do?
>>96815282>what setting?
>>96815784Real life
>>96815282What game?
>>96815965Real life? Alright. There are no monsters in real life, no god either for that matter. I'd probably die from the lightning bolt. I hope I contributed positively to your thread.
>>96816349You have to summon them
>>96816349>There are no monsters in real lifeWrong
>>96815282>>>/qst/
>>96815282Open up a zoo, or a restaurant, I guess. Maybe a lab to see if any of their components have medical or scientific uses? Fireproof dragon scales, regenerating troll blood, etc.
OP here. Setting doesn't matter, as master of monsters you will have access to there anywhere. I hope that helps.
I would buy a house in the UK, put a gelatinous cube behind every door and window and tweet about my disdain of totalitarianism and islam. Both problems will fix themselves!
>>96816349>There are no monsters in real life> Summon serial killer>Conjure Rotschild
>>96821617>Conjure Rotschild>Rothschild's aura increases all interest rates by 50% in a 5 mile radius.
>>96815282Tell God to die. Enjoy the gratitude of Neetzscheans, atheists, Satanists, and Christians, the four groups with the most reason to fear his wrath.
>>96815282I'm sending the Tarrasque to turn Israel into Wasrael.
>>968152821. Fuck bitches2. Build a dungeon3. Become the lord of my dungeon4. Invite my friends to explore my dungeon, assigning them partner monsters to do "battle" (staged spectacle fights) against my dungeon monsters5. Have a great time with my friends and monster comrades
>succubus summoning increases tenfold overnightDid you think no one would notice?
>>96824343>local anon found dead in his cellONE night, maybe. We salute your sacrifice.
>>96815282I summon lovelyangemon and command her to have sex with me
