Clown Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96819502>Thread QuestionDo you like clown elfs?
I like clown anything
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF VECT
>>96822016I bought the clown combat patrol
custodes enjoyers report in!
>>96822044I have 6 Custodes and 22 Sisters of Silence.Does that count an an enjoyer
>>96822044kys
>>96822032You can't even keep Khaine's Gate under control. How are you going to keep a thread already overrun by shit posters under control?
>>96822027the voidraven is literally the one aircraft that does see play. it's pretty alright
>>96822044I'll bet the Emperor enjoyed some Custodes
>>96822044Needs bigger breasts.
Summer of flyers next year, I can feel it.
>>96822062yes brother you are
>>96822044Looks like a zesty buck rather than a female. Try again.
>>96822062Army of 28 women?Pretty progressive for a 40k player.
>>96822101got a giggle out of me
Clown elves should have just been an entry in the eldar codex. Having all these small factions be able to be standalone is a mistake. Imperium should just be Space Marines and Guard, Chaos should just be Chaos, and Xenos should be Eldar, Necrons, Orks, and Tyranids. Everything else should just go under one of the other categories or be mercenaries.
Woo, I got all my Eldar primed and they fit precisely on my to-paint shelf! Except the heads I'm doing separately, which are in a little tupperware to make sure they don't get lost.This weekend, painting begins!
>>96822044reporting
>>96822109>Clown elves should have just been an entry in the eldar codex.They... Are? What are you asking for here exactly.
>>96822037Me too! I'm thinking about picking up a second one this weekend if I can find one for under MSRP
Do you guys think the new Custodian model will be a new scale for regular troops or be the same size.
>>96822086i'll leave the game in that case. What is beautiful in 10th is that Infantry is actually good. And Infantry is blood of 40k
>>96822076It's very funny that the giant fucking bomb on it which is the entire reason for its existence and is one of the most devastating weapons in the setting in the lore does literally nothing on the tabletop.
>>96822129Custodians are already scaled correctly, there's no reason to change it
>>96822138Are we playing the same game? Have you not been playing into hull spam for the last two years?
>>96822116Just is the operative word, you shouldnt be able to make an army that is entirely clown elves. Same with scions, shouldnt be able to make a scions only army.
Is there any point to playing drukhari now that the codex is weaker than the index? I see people online talking big about the codex but they are nogamers obviously as the overall opinion is that the codex is weaker which is impressive given how bad in the index is (and tournament results reflect this).
>>96822116He's a malding marinefag who doesn't actually know how other factions are comprised.If orks got the same amount of attention as Marines, each Klan would be its own codex and speed freeks would be a unique detachment for Evil Sunz
>>96822141Someone post the picture of Custodes fans breaking their legs and making them taller so they don't stand eye to eye with Primaris
That is why 6x dorn is the unstoppable guard list.
>>96822152>you shouldn't be able to make a army that existed since rogue trader Whatever you say man
This general is making it hard to stay focused at work, too much coomer material being posted.
>>96822141Custodians are still from the squat era, They have room to grow in this new Games Workshop
>>96822152>you shouldnt be able to make an army that is entirely clown elves.hey go fuck yourself gay boy
It's funny how GW tries new things but then gives up on them>introduce fliers>can't balance them>make them unplayable>introduce fortifications>can't balance them>make them unplayable>introduce indirect fire>can't balance it>make it unplayableEverytime they deviate from infantry standing on circles they need to gut it.
>>96822152Same with Deathwatch, Grey Knights and Custodes. They should be elite ally units or part of Inquisition armies.
>>96822062>>96822062May as well post them
>>96822207Guess weapons were fine once the guess part was removed but before they decided to put world shattering artillery pieces in the game which is what broke things. When the deadliest indirect was a basilisk things worked fine.
>>96822217>imperial stingray
>>96822044You think if SoS suffer from boob envy?
>>96822154They're the worst army in the game right now but people are still tinkering with the codex trying to make it work. But they're the most fragile army in the game and they're not even that fast or damaging or cheap to make up for it.
>>96822269In other words, total shit.
>>96822269hell yeah elves topping and bottoming
>>96822237IIRC per HH fluff the SoS are even more heavily indoctrinated than space marines are. They might not be able to develop hang-ups like that towards their comrades, if at all.
>>96822110what colours you doing
>>96822044when do they finally release female custodes models?
>>96822336Already did. All helmeted custodes are retroactively female. 50% of unhelmeted models are retroactively female too.
>>96822336soon, but only for HH, 40k will lose the custodes in the divorce
>>96822336Possibly with the teased HH refresh. When? Who knows. They teased a Guardian Spear almost half a year ago.
Do people even play blood bowl? Why does GW do all these side games that take away model releases for the main game?
Convince me to start an Eldar army. I'm very close. What are the downsides?
>>96822352Blood bowl is worked on by the fw team (alongside HH, TOW and necromunda), its budget doesn't come from or touches in any way the main team (40k, AoS, kill team, underworlds)
>>96822375>What are the downsides?Some ancient vehicle kits. Not necessarily a huge issue since stuff like the wave serpent are timeless designs and the models are fairly intuitive to assemble, but I've heard people complain about the production quality, it's just what happens when moulds get too old.
>>96822315Welp, time for me to go find that gallery again.
>>96822375The downsides are that your troops are gonna die a lot faster than if they were marines. There is no "tanking" fire. Be prepared to have most if not all of your shit shot off the board by the end of the game. While the marine player gets to make infinite 3+ saves on their higher toughness units.
>>96822407>Some ancient vehicle kits.That's true for everyone besides Space Marines. My Tau Devilfish from the current CP is from 2003.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mzr77kui/the-warhammer-community-team-earns-veteran-status-by-painting-loads-of-terminators/Termy paintjobs
>>96822399Oh that actually makes me feel a lot better about it. Good for them. The 40k team needs to step it up and make something that isn't space marines
>Guardians of the CovenantRare.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mzr77kui/the-warhammer-community-team-earns-veteran-status-by-painting-loads-of-terminators/
>>96822415>your troops are gonna die a lot faster>Be prepared to have most if not all of your shit shot off the board by the end of the game.That's pretty fluffy.
Its uphttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mzr77kui/the-warhammer-community-team-earns-veteran-status-by-painting-loads-of-terminators/
>>96822426Most DA successor chapters are rare because why would you get into DA if you can't paint them 3 different colors for their classic detachments.
>>96822375Your army is very fragile on the tableYour units will be very nicheYou will likely be utilizing named characters in most army compositions, and will be hampered if you refuse to do soYou will get a bad reputation among your local stores You will never be respected again once admitting you play Eldar, both here and offline.
>>96822417Speak for yourself, DE and Orks have nothing older than 5th ed, Crons have nothing older than 6th, Mechanicus, League, Knights and GSC are obviously all modern
>>96822269>dg at 47%stinkbros we're so fucking honest and mid tier
>>96822426What covenant are the Guardians of the Covenant the guardians of?
>>96822269Damn Space Wolves are creeping towards the bottom wtf...
>>96822421I will get a set of these for my Blood Angels.
>>96822445>DE and OrksIt's still ancient. I remember getting the Ork Trukk when I was a child and now I'm way past my prime.
>>96822421>>96822426>>96822431I really cannot believe how boring these models are.
>>96822445>Mechanicus, League, GSCI forgot those even exist.
>>96822375People are gonna think you're lame and gay. That's about it. Go for it if you want to.
>>96822467Jon's a disgrace
>>96822331Biel-Tan, but it's mostly Aspect Warriors so I guess it's gonna end up rainbow.
>>96822461There's still a noticeable barrier between 5th and 4th ed kits I think
>>96822469They shouldn't, they should be like "you can take 0-400 points of these zanny allies"
>>96822456Don't. RedditRak rumors say BA are getting their own termies
>>96822478They are from 2008-2009, still fucking old.
>>96822421>>96822426>featuring grey plasticI understand his situation but I still laughed
>>96822375Your might win too much, causing bad feelings. You may develop a well-earned sense of elvish superiority, which can be off-putting to those below you.
>>96822474he just like me fr
>>96822482Go play Necromunda. Its more your speed.
Wait, termy captains can't have a storm shield?Fuck the stupid wank 10th-ed wargear option design
>>96822467WELCOME TO SPACE MARINESENJOY YOUR STAY
>>96822491Finally, a monk-keigh that knows its place.
>>96822505Watch your tongue, sister. I'm an Elday player myself.
>>96822498Only Wolves and Lysander are allowed.
>>96822498>6 wound terminator going up to 7I think they’d have to bring back wargear points for that option in particular.
>>96822494Nah but I think that is a great place for some of these factions to go.
>>96822511Apologies, fellow Elgay. Its rare to find another of the noble craftworlds among these barbaric mon-keigh
>>96822524I do like their mechanicus model
>>96822505>>96822511>>96822568This all sound pretty gay.
>>96822574Thats a GSC model tho :^)
>>96822587Does that scare you anon? Its Halloween afterall
>>96822627Porque no los dos?
Whats going wrong with 40k? Why are the other systems getting better models and better rules?
>>96822482why
>>96822650What systems? Surely not unironically dead AoS or half dead ToW?
>>96822650You understand its normal for the games to take turns with getting lots of attention at once, right>better rulesHugely debatable
>>96822650Idk bro, sounds like an Imperium problem to me (if even that). Chaos & Xenos models are in a pretty great state.
>it's another bait "redditor larps that everyone likes femstodes" episode againI hate this show. At least the gooner threads weren't this annoying.
>>96822660Halo shatterpointAoS (Yes it does have better rules)Kill TeamToW just got Tomb kings and their chaos dudes.
>>96822689Lol sure
>>96822574Either the patriarch created his familiar with a matching robe, or he got his familiar and decided he had to give it a matching robe.Cute
>>96822650because the other systems need to provide something of quality to attract customers, meanwhile 40k is encouraged to churn out slops because the pigs keep eating it with gusto anyway.
>>96822698lmao, okay dude
Apparently the new Kill team can’t use stratagems because GW copied the Imperial Agents keywords into the Deathwatch: Index version
>>96822695Accept that your beliefs are dying. Go die with them.
>>96822709stupid sexy obliterator flanders
Are we having another I hate 40k thread in the 40k general?
>>96822718Here's your (You)
>>96822723
>>96822722These are rules you pay for btw.
>>96822695The Sisters of Silence are awesome.. I wish I could field them with my Sororitas, just like, one Witchseeker unit or something.
>>96822695Ignoring that other faggot who replied to you, people don't have much problems with female custodes. The real problem was how they were introduced. Gaslighting your community is never good.
>>96822741
>>96822746That wasn't gaslighting, that was just misinterpretation (wilful or not) of the phrasing. It was just phrased to sound like an epic and cool reveal, not to convince you that your previously held beliefs were false.
>>96822746No you're a faggot. Hating something because the lore changed to let women in makes you a small-dick loser
>>96822695
>>96822341It's a shame power/chain halberds will never be a thing thanks to these awful looking pieces of shit
>>96822709Studio paintjob issue, just use alternate metal feet & paint the Obliterator in the fleshmetal style similar to old DP model, where you blend the armor plate colours with the flesh & vice versa.Next question and before you say anything Lord of Skulls is pure kino.
>>96822473He didn't say he was starting a space wolf army
>>96822771>just paint the obliterator goodlyGot any examples?
>>96822651A number of reasons really. It would open up a lot of possibilities and by limiting how many you can bring you can make them all pretty powerful. It also allows them to focus on the other armies more if they dont need to support those random merc and ally armies as much. Those are just two off the top of my head.
>>96822698>Halo shatterpointLOL (Laughing Out Loud)
>>96822798HAHAHAHA!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SHATTERPOINT IS GOOD!AAAAAHAHAHHAALMAOLMAO
>>96822781... I gave you an example with the Diaz DP scheme.If you painted picrelated the same way as your Obliterator image with highly contrasting flesh tones & dark panels it also wouldn't look good.So yes, I do think its a paint scheme thing, just do dark deep maroons for obliterator meaty bits and black for armor plates and make them flow into each other more smoothly, like on the backpack or the knee or the arm-cannon of this daemon prince. Would be a much better look that would basically solve the whole diaper issue.
>>96822778faggot
>>96822812that thing isn't wearing a diaper or has exposed toes
>>96822759Nah, that was gaslighting, the warcom dude was a huge activist and did this on purpose. The fact that GW didn't communicate it properly after that and let the dude gaslight even further was clearly malicious. That's why we had this whole controversy. I was personally quite happy with female custodes but I need models and not social media activism.>>96822765I'm so sorry you're too dumb to understand the conversation. Drink some bleach to feel better, anon.
>>96822814Cry harder, decaltroon
>>96822778>Eldarfag>seething about SWThat's a new one. Why?
>>96822860They're mad Russ is going to fuck Isha
>>96822860anon is not an eldarfag, if anything he's one of the thread's most shitposting anti-eldarfaghe just hates the decalfag more
Besides Eliphas, has there ever been a recorded case where a Daemon Prince is weaker than their mortal version? I mean>We ascended him wrong as a jokelevels. For one reason or another, some schmuck ascends and has to spend eternity weaker, maybe his own followers disowning him or denying the daemon's really him because he's not as good as his past self.
>>96822880>where a Daemon Prince is weaker than their mortal version?that's not a thing don't confuse memes or game mechanics for fluff
>>96822880I don't read fantasy, who's this guy?
>>96822812Ok so you dont have any examples of it. Go be stupid somewhere else
>>96822850You're the retard if you think Im dumb enough to drink bleach. Remove your lower rib and suck your own dick, its clear you cant get anyone else to do it for you, virgin.
>>96822851How am I a troon? How stupid are you?
>>96822837Diaper part is an easy fix that requires minimal skill which is applying superglue and wood glue together for a gross flesh mixture and letting it dry. And as I said already the diaper is mostly noticeable due to the paintjob, if you paint it the same colour as legs its barely noticeable AND you can give them tabardsThe toes are literally an optional assembly, you're basically complaining about unhelmeted heads
>>96822890the tzarina's (ex) boyfriend went to free his bear god, instead chose to kill it to ascend to demonhoodpeople joke about the fact the demon prince version of the character in the campaign has weaker stats than the mortal character has during the story's tutorial
>>96822918When hate festers too long people often forget the reason of said hate and start projecting their insecurities on the object of their hate. Fascinating, really.
>>96822808>Spartan vs Spartan only 343i slopMaybe if you said the Gundam skirmish game you'd have a point but you said Gaylo so LOL
>>96822931Please fuck off back to /v/
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zys7pswe/warhammer-40000-tactica-four-reasons-to-charge/More advanced taktikz
>>96822860Lmao I don't play the dweebs, I just find them fun and refreshing to fight as opposwd to marineslop.
>>96822895>no, you can't give an example of using the model from the same faction using exact same design language of blending flesh & metal togetherGet real lmao.Picrelated is already a step in the direction that I described, just use the metal feed instead of toes and use the metal panel colours on the legs more.Obliterators being "bad" is 80% just weird light skin tone that citadel has used.
>>96822955>imageIs this really considered tactics?
>>96822934>xhe says, projecting
>>96822958Nah, they are bad and so is the rest of CSM's monopose line.
>>96822958>just use the metal feed instead of toesIt's a monopose kit anon, there are only two obliterator sculpts.
>looking at Calgar’s new model again>realize he’s got a swordHow’s he gonna draw that thing….
>>96822808>>96822935The new king on the block is coming next year. Brace yourselves.
>>96822965The average warhammer community article is intended for 10 years olds and marinefags.
>>96822957
>>96822970>>xhe>projecting insecuritiesSee? My point exactly.
>>96822984We've asked that question for a long timeJust assume its ceremonial
>>96822990>mlol, lmao even
>>96822986that's neat, just decade too late
>>96822984>How’s he gonna draw that thing….Mouth, like zorro from one piece
>>96822934That makes a lot of sense.
>>96822986>archon studio makes the starcraft tabletop>archon studio makes the trench crusade plastics it's growingI remember when I stole money from those guys
>>96822935Its spartan vs banished and theres odsts coming soon. Tell me what you're feeling now that you got BTFO? I wouldn't know
>>96822796>even more marines playersSounds kinda boring
>>96822989same thing lol
>>96822935>>Spartan vs Spartan only 343i slopThis sounds like what Bungie players want. They complained about Arbiter in Halo 2. They almost never used Elites in Reach. All you need is terrible game balance and being forced to buy DLCs or else you're locked out of base game content and you have a Bungie fanboy's wet dream.
>>96822922>Diaper part is an easy fixwrong>the diaper is mostly noticeable due to the paintjobwrong >AND you can give them tabardswrong >The toes are literally an optional assemblywrongthe models are monopose and without optional bits or optional assemblies and are going to look exactly as shitty regardless of the paint job you use
>>96823000We shall see
>>96822430Don’t worry, you’ll never get shot anyway and all your aspect warriors have invulns so just roll 5s, meanwhile you’ll pick up those mariens with minimal difficulty because of how much ap2-3 and d2 you shit out. If your warriors are getting hit, you’re a good guy because you’re actually letting your opponent play the game. The reason people don’t like playing Eldar is that most of the time you’re watching the elves play the game while having no way to actually interact with them.
>>96822990This picture is gay and so are you.
>>96822958>defends a kit he has no clue about not surprising
>>96822986starcarft is still a thing? didn't the last game come out like 20 years ago?
>>96822746People have problems with female Custodes because there was never a single hint that they have or could have existed. GW's random "oh they always existed" just upturns established rules of the setting without any good reason. It doesn't serve to fix any plotholes or flesh out the Custodes, it's just a random change that has no purpose other than brownie points with the modern audience.
>>96823032Sexy, but I'm not sure if it's sexy enough, in the age of prints this model isn't as impressive as it would have been years ago, the deciding factor will be the price.
>>96823045>July 2010MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
>>96823048custodes weren't even a defined thing when I first got into 40k. It's all nu-40k like Tau and Votann.
>>96822958>space marines get shoulder guns>tau shoulder guns are removed???
>>96822746>ignoring the people who don't like it, people like it!shut upfemale custodes are a disservice to the sisters of silence and it'll keep being a disservice until the retcon is removed or sisters are decoupled from custodes and paired with grey knights instead
>>96822979assuredly we will get the proper 3 man *not helbrute *not saturnine *not centurion Oblit kit when they release Dark Admech OUTSIDE of Epic, right bros? Then all the gen P marine players can claim that they are lazy aggressor clones >>96823009go back to making dedicated shill threads Jarek
I need a dark eldar bf
>>96822957Kill yourself.
>>96822986>sc2 slopLolLmao even
>>96822984power fists are on top of regular power armor gauntlets and can be removed quickly if they get damaged or you need more dexterity
>>96822991>gets rattled by a single letterSee? My point exactly.
My dogs keep farting in my office and it smells like shit
>>96823076>female custodes are a disservice to the sisters of silenceSisters of Silence were already a disservice to themselves. They are boring and not needed.Nobody gave a fuck about their existance until GW went ahead and made female custodes, only then I have started to see "people" crawl out of the wood work expressing how much they love SoS and how cool they are.Before that these people were practically non-existant, and it just proves that only people who have a vested interest in this and continue to argue about it are nomodel faggots on twitter and here.
>>96822984It's ceremonial.
>>96823112sell your dog, purchase more models then take photos of those models and post them here
>>96823014First wave is still Spartan vs Spartan, armor is still 343i slop, Spartans are still primaris Spartans, rules are still mid and skirmish levelSwing and a miss, gaylotard
>>96822889>>where a Daemon Prince is weaker than their mortal version?>that's not a thingThere will be one day.
>>96823023>the only people who complained about elites in 2 and 3 were MLG tourneyfags>Reach didn't let you play as elites outside of asymmetric game modes (thay, incidentally, were some of the most popular modes)Any other disinfo you'd like to share?
>>96823076>female custodes are a disservice to the sisters of silencesilly take, neither sisters of silence nor custodes are partaking in particularly feminine or masculine roles or downtime activities
>>96823076This is another one of my gripes with femstodes. The SoS have nothing about them and instead of giving them more lore or make them more appealing to anyone even remotely interested in them, GW just shits on them and leaves them in the dusty corner. >>96823114>Nobody gave a fuck about their existanceSo do we just only ever make lore about Space Marines since that's what everyone cares about more? Nothing except Ultramarines too because they're more popular than everyone else. We'll get 30 books about how cool Guilliman is and nothing at all about every other Primarch is what you're suggesting.
>>96823081Marinepiggy is a-hollerin lmao
>>96823114>Sisters of Silence were already a disservice to themselves. They are boring and not needed.Shut the fuck up, you disingenuous faggot.
>>96823165>The SoS have nothing about them and instead of giving them more lore or make them more appealing to anyone even remotely interested in them, GW just shits on them and leaves them in the dusty corner.Anon its not about getting a equivalent but about invading and changing something established.
>>96823114nigga thats like saying only space marines should have books and minis because theyre popular
>>96823161yin and yang are gendered even if the concepts aren't related to sexualityyou understand nothing about dualities
>>968231901) false dichotomy2) whole point of ying and yang is not just being opposites but having reflections of one another, much like anima/animus of Jung3) food analogy-grade comparison, try again bucko
>>96823165>Nothing except Ultramarines too because they're more popular than everyone else.You act like this wasn't already how 40k works, retard.Marine chapters, besides Ultras and other couple of first founding chapter, do not matter and GW might as well not even support them practically.Nevermind the fact that Sisters of Silence did have their own codex, it sold so poorly that GW folded it into the custodes one, not the other way around.That already has shown everyone and told GW that nobody gave fuck about the SoS, and that sentiment has not changed at all for close to 10 years.
>>96823127You missed!The rules are good, everyone who's played it says so.
>>96823165>We'll get 30 books about how cool Guilliman is and nothing at all about every other Primarch is what you're suggesting.This would be preferable to EVERY primarch coming back and getting glazed to high heavens tbqh
The only issue I have with Female Custodes is that no one was waiting for them and its just a waste of time and resources. They spent time making something no one asked for or was expecting and will most likely never buy, it was just stoopid.
>>96823222>n-no, I promise! It's very good rules saar!It's not even on the level of Kill Team, much less actually good skirmish games
>>96822269Deathwatch is skewed because there are so few
>>96823215>1) false dichotomyno, it's perfectly on point, we have a duality that's gendered, and said gendering has nothing to do with sexual activitiescustodes and sisters of silence were meant as a duality, and you're adamantly against this fact exclusively because it gets in the way of your culture war bullshit about making a sci fi distopia gender equal
>>96823228Would a few female head sprues really cost that much
>>96823165>We'll get 30 books about how cool Guilliman is and nothing at all about every other Primarch is what you're suggesting.That would be preferable.Also Guilliman is only a central to like 2 books/stories. Which were Gathering Storm and Godblight, otherwise Guilliman does fucking nothing.And Lion himself literally has only 1 book to him currently.
Can I get a quick overview on the kits for 30k/40k CSM tanks? I'm planning to get a vindicator, a predator and a rhino, and I am wondering if I should go with the HH or the regular 40k kits. I do like the blockier look of the 40k kits better for the predator, and I like the big dumb dozer blade on the vindicator, but I feel I could go either way on the rhino. What am I looking at when it comes to accessory sprues? Does the HK missile come on any of those kits? I was hoping to use one of those as a stand in for the havoc launcher on the predator. What about pintle mounted guns and so on? How many are there on the deimos rhino kit?
>>96823243not arguing with you after you shat the bed trying to argue ying-yang like a faux intellectual you are
>>96823243>custodes and sisters of silence were meant as a duality,Only according to ADB, who is funnily enough the very guy who pushed female Custodes in the first place. It was funny how Abnett kills off Jenetia Krole as a joke and her supposed partner Valdor doesn't give a shit.
>>96823228>The only issue I have with Female Custodes is that no one was waiting for them and its just a waste of time and resources.This is the same for Sisters of Silence as well.
>>96823253>not arguing with you after you proved me wrongof course you won't, because you can't, fuck off now, faggot
>>9682324830k tanks are newer and I don’t know if the article is still on the site but GW has endorsed proxying 30k tanks in 40k before
>>96823221>ignoring DoW not focusing on Ultramarines>ignoring popular 40k books that don't feature UltramarinesIf we had it your way 40k would literally and only, 100% just Ultramarine wank, no Necron books, no Tau books, no Sisters books, just pure Ultramarine wank.>nobody gave fuck about the SoS, and that sentiment has not changed at all for close to 10 years.so why do we have the SoB when for the longest time no one gave a fuck about it, hated how they played, and didnt buy them
>>96823260>Only according to ADBwrong, they've been presented as such since the heresy was first explored
>>96823260>It was funny how Abnett kills off Jenetia Krole as a jokebut that's not what happened
>>96822880try to find anyone playing an on foot prince outside of WE in a competitive event
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>>96823279Getting offhandedly trampled mid-sentence by Kharn who didn't even realize she was there is absolutely a joke
You cucks better be waiting for glue to dry if you're engaging with the nutcase pushing the agenda for femstodes
>>96823272>brooo, these 2 groups are standing next to this 1 guy who they work for>this must mean they are the sameThis is the same level of stupid as swapping the custodes for space marines and then swapping the SoS for sororitas.
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>>96823181>something establishedCustards are a new faction lorewise with only fluff predating their codex/HH appearance (being relatively new) being scraps from Visions of Heresy.And I DO mean fucking scraps, Visions of Heresy that idiots here love to point towards has a grand total of ONE (1) page of fluff regarding Custodian Guard, out of 218 pages most of which is just art.>>96823243>>96823076Any initiative towards making Custodes less like marines-but-gold (which they are, embarrassingly) is a good initiative.
>>96823286it's clearly supposed to be tragic. one of the greatest heroes of the imperium and the emperor's closest dies an anonymous pointless death no one will remember to defend her thankless master. if abnett treated the sisters like a joke he wouldn't have written another tragic story about them being sad and lonely and only experiencing life through books in era of ruin.
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>>96823292>anyone who holds different opinions than me must have an agenda
>>96823304Yeah and I'm sure that kind of stupid joke death would happen to a primarch
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>>96823285>>96823298>>96823307It's funny you re-spam these images since nobody saw them the first time around since you posted at the end of the last thread.All your evidence here just amounts to "look they are standing close together"
>>96823319dorn died a pointless death on board a random ship trying to stop a black crusade that isn't even headed by abaddon mobbed by random shitter cultists
>>96823320>>96823309there's literally no reason to defend the retcon other than ideological activism about gender equality in fiction
>>96823326Yeah that will be retconned. Jenetia is stuck being a blood stain on Kharn's boot. I don't know why they bothered making a CG model for her in the recent HH cinematic, who would get hyped for the Sisters when their faction leader dies moronically
>>96823302Tau is newer than Custodes and for some reason gets treated better than the Custodes
>>96823325the evidence is that they're presented together, explored together, released together, fighting together, forming the talons of the emperor together and tending to the throne togetherthere's no argument that supports them not being paired forces
>>96823339there was zero custodes lore before the first tau codex, just a name
>mfw harliequins get more support than custodes
>>96823337>Yeah that will be retconned.i see we're coming up with fanfics now. i accept your concession.
When people don't respond to my offers on ebay I get very angry...
>>96823158>the only people who complained about elites in 2 and 3 were MLG tourneyfagsYou are too young to have known halo2sucks.com and the backlash against Arbiter.>outside of asymmetric game modes which still they weren't favored over Spartans for many reasons including legitimate gameplay reasonsTruth is not easily accepted when it conflicts with nostalgia but the times were dreadful and filled with retards, even moreso because those with half a brain were busy playing Black Ops rather than sticking around.
>>96823350>implying dorn won't come backThey've already made his death more ambiguous, the Imperial Fists had his entire skeleton originally, and now they only have his hand.
>>96823345Custodes have had models and lore since Rogue Trader though
>>96823339>Tau is newer than CustodesWhat >>96823345 said basically. Unless you count Nakedstodes from RT (which are incredibly far removed from the current Custards) no they are not.Meanwhile as far as I recall, Tau technically got a codex before Necrons & DEldar although Necrons did have WD rules before that.Yet the large bulk of fluff that Custards have gotten came with their HH models which was what, 9 years ago? Which is pretty recent all things considered. Before that? As I said, 1 page of text in an artbook.>>96823362See above. They had basically as many models as uhhh, "rogue trader dire ferret miniature" and their fluff was a stump that said "they discarded their armor and now just chill guarding the palace".>>96823329Wrong, I will die on the hill of Custards being embarrassing goldenmarines with goldrhinos and that should be a subject to change because fluff-wise they can be cool.
>>96823158>>the only people who complained about elites in 2 and 3 were MLG tourneyfagsWrong.>What is Halo 2?Massive amount of backlash that caused Bungie to reverse their decision along with the fact that they didn't like Arbiter.>What is ODST?Joe's side game expansion>What is Halo Wars?Some RTS Microsoft didn't like and canned the studio when it didn't sell as much as they expected.>What is Reach?Marcus Lehto's game separate from the main Halo story.>What is Halo Wars 2?An RTS sequel that flopped but not getting a sequel because the Reclaimer Saga was killed.Despite being their most popular franchise they did not give a fuck about Halo. If they actually cared about the universe and story they created Halo could have been a mega-franchise household name like Harry Potter or Star Wars. This was made clear when they commissioned books and comics that completely contradicted their own games. Instead of paying close attention to what was being written and actually giving a fuck in building this universe they created they just did whatever the fuck they wanted to and took the easy way out by saying that the games canon > everyother canon. Halo 3 shows how ridiculous this is>How does Arbiter, Miranda, Johnson and Chief get to Earth after Halo 2?>Bungie: Read the comics>But in the comics this happens yet the game shows something else>Bungie: Games are canon not comics
I think I'm gonna paint my Orks with horizon blue armour and fatigues as a callback to the WW1 french uniform, but I'm afraid it will just read as Deathskulls.
>>96823361>entire skeleton (1993)>"remains" recovered, hand was put into stasis (index astartes 2000)>single fist is found (6th-2011)>body is found (rites of battle 2011)>down is seen killed by knives and swords (prince of crows 2012)>only remnant is his hand, cope about his survival. called a "disappearance" (imperial fists, 8th ed 2019)>"torn to pieces" (konrad curze: the night haunter 2019)dunno, it more points towards death than survival
>>96823358No lowballers I know what I got.
>>96823349>more supportDid the clowns get a new kit?Custodes have more kits what the fuck are you talking about?
>>96823373>Wrong, I will die on the hill of Custards being embarrassing goldenmarines with goldrhinos and that should be a subject to change because fluff-wise they can be cool.If you don't want them to be embarrassing goldenmarines then take away their rhinos, dreadnoughts and superhuman stature instead of adding women.But chances are you're the same faggot who would immediately start suggesting female marines the moment cuntstodes aren't in question.
>>96823359It bewilders me how people hated playing as Arbiter so fucking much that he was reduced to a Player 2 role in Halo 3>>96823378>Despite being their most popular franchise they did not give a fuck about Halo.The sad truth.>ancient evil awakens in 2>literally has Chief and Arbiter in the palm of its hands and could just kill them>is so in control of the situation that it just manipulates them and uses them as pawns>BTFOs the entirety of the Covenant by infecting and capturing their capital>Halo 3>thinks he's been mindraping Cortana when in reality she's been feeding him false info and trolling him>ends up one step behind Arby and Chief at every single turn, is constantly getting his plans ruined and set back>starts screeching like an incel and talking shit because there's nothing else he can do>diesMakes sense to me
>>96823373Golden Custodes have been a thing since at least '93. Check Codex Imperialis
>>96823390The recent stuff about Dorn getting killed has been from Konrad's visions, I don't know if I trust him on that. I do trust GW's profit motive
>>96823380Reminds of Chernobyl
>>96823380Just don't paint the armor itself blue.
>>96823405if only GW's profit motive mattered we would've gotten 20 more secret hidden double primarchs by now
>>96823404Pic I found on Lexicanum, dates back to 1993
Tau need a new unit that is specialized for melee
>>96823415I whole heartedly agree with you anon!
>>96823421You have Kroot
>>96823425Fuck kroot
>>96823378That's the strange part. Writers like Staten worked on the books then H3 had references and quotes. Entire characters like Halsey were lifted. Good mention of Star Wars, their treatment of the books is comparable to Disney and the Star Wars EU with the same "How can we take an extracanon character but make them shittier in our official canon" ideas. This isn't to say even Staten's books were as good as Thrawn Trilogy but the bizarre love/hate relationship they had baffles me to this day.
>>96823397>If you don't want them to be embarrassing goldenmarines then take away their rhinos, dreadnoughts and superhuman stature Sure>instead of adding women.I mean they're not a bad addition if we were to revamp the aesthetics and bring back unarmored custodes as the dedicated berserker half-naked unit that half the armies have nowdays lmaoAmazons & Buff Hunks with expensive toys would be cool, I don't think that would invalidate SoS given that SoS are armored and would have the whole blank thingI also wouldn't mind couple Brothers of Silence or some equivalent, like an oddball male psyker variant of the Talons that is neither Custard buff nor a Blank>>96823412Modern visuals aren't conehead enough then, thats another good distinctive thing that they nearly lost
>>96823415I agree with that.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96823343And none of that matters.Sisters of Silence are useless and not needed.
>>96823415If GW really wanted me to play Tau, they would have designed them to have big tits, wear bikini armor, and have stirrups
>>96823391You will sell me your models at a loss and you will feel horrible about it.
>>96823415Are you talking melee specialist as in>can fight well in meleeor>can hold the line but not win and need support to win against other army meleebecause Tau are normally shooty.
>>96823415>Tau need a specialized melee unitObjectively correct
>>96823329Nah. I know it's because of politics, I personally just don't care because got me what I want and like.
>>96823432>I mean they're not a bad additionthey would be, even then, because the custodes are an all male force juxtaposed to the all female silent sisters.it doesn't matter if they have different toys or different roles or different looks, as long as they're paired female custodes do not work and are a detriment.
>>96823412I kinda wish they'd stuck with the open face helmets for at least some of themIt's distinct
>>96823439If you hate Warhammer you shouldn't suggest shit about Warhammer in the first place, you touring faggot.
>>96823442I love forcing scalpers to do this lol. Such good schadenfraude
>>96823412That's not gold, that's black and white.
>>96823432>Modern visuals aren't conehead enough thenWell obviously the aesthetics of the factions have evolved and modernized to become sleeker. Space Marines arent as wide as they used to be anymore
>>96823439Its obvious you hate warhammer. How about you fuck off instead of hanging around something you don't like?
>>96823359There was backlash against the Arbiter missions because Chief got so little screentime in general sure, not against the presence of elites period.>which still they weren't favored over Spartans for many reasons including legitimate gameplay reasonsGot any proof of this? Because every lobby I was in fought over playing elites>admits to being a CoD kiddyAnd there we have it. No wonder you're sweeping so hard for 343i
>>96823410This is the way to go. French armour was still olive/drab green, so as long as the armour is not blue they will not look like Deathskulls
>>96823412>batwing cherubsWe got any models for those?
>>96823443No, I mean something like a crisis suit (though maybe something more interesting than that - but not kroot) with dedicated and effective melee weapons that can zoom around the battlefield engaging things in melee effectively.Farsight *might* be able to do that? I don't know his rules well enough.
>>96823466Don't put words in my mouth. I never said I hate warhammer, I just don't care about Sisters of Silence.I like a setting, however I'm not obligated to like or care about everything within the setting.And I will stubbornly stand on this hill.
>>96823455You don't have any female custodes nor will buy any female custodes.
>>96823482Why are tanks so fucking cool bros
>>96823481Lol you blew him the fuck out. Nice one anon.
>>96823494>You don't have any female custodesHow can I own something that GW doesn't sell?>nor will buy any female custodes.I will buy them once they come avaivable to buy.
>>96823492>I never said I hate warhammer, I just don't care about Sisters of SilenceSo you hate warhammer.A dune ripoff drawn by blanche with the sole purpose of having futuristic warriors kicking demons with guns and swords is quintessentially warhammer.If you don't like them, you don't like warhammer.
>>96823228They didn't 'make' anythingWe havn't seen any actual femstode models at allIts just been text and drawings
>>96823512>you hate warhammer.No.
>>96823495We all love big hunks of iron strapped with guns.Speaking of, I will stand by that SoBs have the best tanks. The Castigator is just perfectly metal.
>>96823499>How can I own something that GW doesn't sell?By cheap as fuck conversions.>I will no, you won't, you're a tourist, you don't get shit.
>>96823456>because the custodes are an all male force juxtaposed to the all female silent sisters.That juxtaposition is redundant and looks far weaker and less pronounced than SM & SoB juxtaposition which was fare better fluff restraints of >specific genetic procedure>ecclesiarchal loophole of using Gog's former harem as troops cuz technically no standing army allowedMeanwhile there is basically nothing saying that Sisters of Silence have to be female bar headcanon cope of "uhhh, well I guess most males go to become Culexi!" (not confirmed in the slightest) and Custard fluff deserved to be rewritten as it was fairly recent anyways without as of a rigid specification as Space MarinesIts just retreading existing things, the SoS-Custard dichotomy is trite, boring, uninspired, already done and executed better, so to hell with it>>96823474Well I don' like that they converged towards the same look and same vehicles and same "monsters", its lame
>>96823359>halo2sucksGood times. I thought they were retarded then to9.>but the times were dreadful and filled with retards, even moreso because those with half a brain were busy playing Black Ops rather than sticking around.They outsold Reacharound's 1 year sales in a month on 360 sales alone. Reach was fucking dreadfully bad so it's rightfully deserved. BTB fucking sucked and vehicles were useless because they changed the health calculations and the DMR wrecks them.
>>96823512Just curious, do you own any Sister of Silence models?
>>96823495Because theyre a combination of armor, cars, and guns. All of which are cool on their own and when combined become even cooler than the sum of their parts
>>96823524>By cheap as fuck conversions.Ok, so they don't exist. I'd rather support them with actual money for actual models.
>>96823525>That juxtaposition is redundantNo, it's not, it's inarguably present and fitting given the fluff and aims of the emperor, a force to fight the physical and force to fight the metaphysical.Them being all-men or all-women doesn't have to be rationalised, they simply are that way because that's how things went or have to be for unknown reason, and regardless of the reason this exclusivity adds to their thematic dichotomy.
>>96823466>>96823512NTA but lmao thats some disingenuous logic>you have to blindly love warhammer in every and single facet of itokay Grok, now write me a haiku about how much you love Leagues of Votann, NOW
>>96823481>There was backlash against the Arbiter missions because Chief got so little screentime in general sure, not against the presence of elites period.What the flying fuck am I reading? Apologize to >>96823359 for telling him such a brazen lie.>muh codkid so 343You should stop sucking the cocks of visionless frat boys who didn't do shit for months in Halo 2's development. Bungie were the ones who made the franchises Call of Duty. Did you think they didn't see Modern Warfare 2's sales and defeating Halo 3 on Live charts and coincidentally gave Emile a skull mask like Ghost? The unoriginal hacks at Bungie tried and failed to imitate Call of Duty with that garbage Reacharound.
>you dont have femstodes models!>you dont have sisters of silence models!i havent been paying attention to the arguments, what do models have to do with lore
>>96823552>it's inarguably presentAnon when was the last time you opened Visions of Heresy?I have the pdf opened and most of Sisters of Silence art is actually paired together with Sisters of Battle artwork, not even with Custodes and SoS section comes quite a bit after the Custard section, after several pages showing off Imperial admirals and other stuff like Astropaths.The SoS/Custard union really is not that strong, metanarratively speaking, as others have pointed above SoS even used to have their own codex. Them being together is more of an emergent thing rather than some grand and thematically rich design.
>>96823544>Ok, so they don't exist.It's literally a headswap away, faggot.If you can't be bothered with that, you were never actually interested in having that shit and you'll never actually buy the new kits either.
>>96823557>okay Grok, now write me a haiku about how much you love Leagues of Votann, NOWCan I just say that I liked their characters in For Honor? They look good,
>>96823585>The SoS/Custard union really is not that strongutterly disingenuous bullshit>>96823272>>96823285>>96823298>>96823307>>96823320>>96823329
>>96823512>>96823466>if you don't like and adore everything little thing in 40k like a good consoomer, you hate 40knta, but I guess by this logic I hate 40k also because I only own space marine models?
>>96823557NTA, but I feel like I'm the only one who likes the Votann, it's like the closest thing I can get to modern squats
>>96823592>It's literally a headswap awayThat's lazy and not enough for me personally.Sorry, but I will wait for those official models instead.
>>96823557>>you have to blindly love warhammer in every and single facet of itYou have to love everything that's quintessentially warhammer if you want to claim you like warhammer.There's no reason to dislike the concept of the sisters of silence other than them being in the way of the culture war push for female custodes.
>>96823557Diggy Doggy HoleSquat upon the destiny stumpRock and Stone Votann
Its kinda adorable that Women want to be involved in everything that men are.
>>96823614Yes, if you only like space marines and nothing else in the setting, then you don't actually like warhammer.
>>96823429based
>>96823636It's a child thing and women are mostly infantilized in Western culture
>>96823610Unimpressed.Point is that Talons of the Emperor range is a disaster and virtually any change to rectify it being >goldenmarines & their useless appendix that is sosis a decent change.
>>96823636It would be if it wasn't done with the intention of destroying it
>>96823637That sounds stupid and I think you're wrong.
>>96822986nobody has cared about anything blizzard has done since 2014
>>96823649idk I think its just in their DNA, I just wanna give them little pats on the head and tell them I like their models.
>>96823649Man, custodes really got destroyed once GW added women to them.Completely failed to protect the Emperor while he sat on the Golden Throne. Abaddon just walzted up to the Emperor and killed him.
>>96823630That's retarded
>>96823630>quintessentially warhammerDifferent people will have different opinions of what is "quintessentially warhammer" for themselves.I don't give much of a fuck about any of the human factions and wouldn't really cry if any of them would be retroactively erased from the history of our world with me being the only person remembering them. I only care about contrast of myguys fighting them as well as potentially forging narratives with other dedicated hobbyists. But in a vacuum? Why should I care? Like they're pretty maybe and kinda neat but I wouldn't rush to buy them or consume other media about them.
>>96823636Men want to be in everything women are doing. See mtf sickos. Everyone pretends.
>>96823481>>admits to being a CoD kiddy>And there we have it. No wonder you're sweeping so hard for 343iI don't know how to tell you this, but he's right.100% right.CoD4 destroyed Halo 3 (Halo 2 fixed edition)Black Ops destroyed Reach (Destiny Beta test)Black Ops 2 destroyed Halo 4 (CoD clone lol)Black Ops 3 destroyed Halo 5 (CoD clone lol)Reach utterly got fucked by Black Ops which came out like a month after.ODST and Reach both made Microsoft admit they lost their way. https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-07-12-microsoft-we-lost-our-way-with-haloIt's just history.
>>96823648>Unimpressed.Your biased opinion is irrelevant.Custodes and sisters of silence are a duality regardless of whether you like it or not.Adding women to custodes isn't suddenly going to be enough to stop them from being essentially goldenmarines, or the nature of their making alone would have also been enough.There's no situation where any change is good regardless of what it is, this case makes things worse because it's making sisters of silence even more of a marginalised appendix.You're not arguing in good faith, you have no good reason to defend this shit other than your culture war tumor.
>>96823557
>>96823655That's because you're stupid and don't actually like warhammer, you just like marines.
>>96823729marines are warhammercry about it tertiary
>>96823713>You're not arguing in good faith, you have no good reason to defend this shit other than your culture war tumor.He already admitted that >>96823455, you're arguing with a troll/raider.
>>96823743real warhammer is fantasy, quaternary
>>96823743Marines are the basic bitch faction picked by boring people that never outgrew their teenage fascinations with buff men, deal with it.
>>96823743There's more to warhammer than marines, if you like only the marines, and nothing of the rest, then you don't actually like warhammer, you only like marines.
>>96823766ohhh somebody's feefees got hurt>>96823768the rest is set dressing for marines to look cool while killingcry about it
You know that story from WWII where America had boats just to distribute frozen goods including ice cream*, while Japanese boats regularly had to careen to forage for food? What's the 40k equivalent of that? I know the Tau were impressed by how large Imperium weapons got, but afaik the Tau's idea of what the Imperium is is more shaped by suffering and oppressed auxiliaries from conquered planets so they aren't actually impressed by the Imperium, they probably view them as needlessly wasteful if anything. *There weren't dedicated ice cream boats, that'd be retarded, America just had refrigerated barges that carried cooled supplies between ships, including a small industrial ice cream machine. Since ice cream was a very rare treat, the boat was known as the "ice cream barge" since that's the main thing the average sailor associated with it. It's still genius logistics to have that large AND reliable of a refrigerated supply ship though.
>>96823713>Adding women to custodes isn't suddenly going to be enough to stop them from being essentially goldenmarinesNot exactly, but its a good first step, then we can do some actually unique vehicles, hopefully squatting the horrible dreads which have always looked like BEEG muhreens to me and other things. Ain't gonna happen per se, but a man can dream.>You're not arguing in good faith, you have no good reason to defend this shit other than your culture war tumor.My vision of custards as a faction I don't hate is my reason to argue this. I have no strong reasons to adhere to this imagined dichotomy other than>girl... weaker smaller sculpt....>boy.... beeger bulkier sculpt!which is kind of caveman logic and doesn't even look that cool or interesting to me. I could maybe skip female custards if SoS & Custards were given just an overall larger variety of phenotypes (which would make sense for personalized alchemical creations), like more nimble, dexterous, "human harlequin" custards and bulkier, more armored SoS, but that is even far less likely than my proposed solutions.
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>>96823771Ohhh you're that imperium/marine wanker that probably doesn't even own models lmao. Go shit up a different general, faggot.
>>96823481>ored over Spartans for many reasons including legitimate gameplay reasons>Got any proof of this? Because every lobby I was in fought over playing elitesPress X to Doubt. Reach they weren't even playable in most modes because Bungie knew they sucked too. Bungie usec to have stats up. They had bigger hitboxes & their Invasions weapons were trash compared to UNSC. They got the Plasma Repeater. Who told you this? Sure as hell didn't tell you players had way much customization with Spartans either.
>>96823788>gets mad>turns schizowhy is this so common here lmao
>>96823787post models
>>96823791>u-u madtry harder
>>96823797I feel sorry for genestealers because they're bald and that most likely inhibits them greatly
I love when people talk about the 40k """"style""""" like it's any one thing. You have Egyptian stargate terminator ripoffs in one corner, Australian mad max squig ate my baby fantasy orks in another, you've got space elfs that look like power rangers, space elfs that look like power ranger bad guys, Geiger alien ripoffs, literal world War 1 and 2 tanks and infantry, great value off brand gundams, Baskin Robbins 21 flavors of space marines, Leonardo DaVinci ornothopers and mechanical horses.
>>96823771>the rest is set dressing for marines to look cool while killingThat's the opinion of someone who doesn't actually like warhammer, but only likes marines.
this general fucking sucksjust post tits or ass instead
>>96823808So, do you own any xenos models? :)
>>96823797sure
>>96823789*usedTypo. They used to report about %s online.
>>96823802This. I'm bald and my life basically ended because of it.
>>96823784>but its a good first stepno, it's not, it doesn't do anything for that direction and is irrelevant for the redesign of their vehicles>>girl... weaker smaller sculpt....then you should argue in favour of upgrading sisters of silence to bigger sculpts instead of throwing them out of the picture
>>96823818nice models, he's got funny anime eyes.
>>96823830You can always become one of those shaved-head-beard guys and get many updoots on the 'dit
>>96823481every lobby? they aren't playable in most modes >>96823789fuck bungie for making elites invasion or covenant slayer locked. they could have balanced them for casual modes, but "muh competitive" fags made sure that wouldn't happen.
>>96823832>then you should argue in favour of upgrading sisters of silence to bigger sculpts instead of throwing them out of the pictureI mean I already also argued in favour of adding brothers in silence too dude, or even a non-custard, non-sos specialized psyker (male) as a standalone character to break things up further and lean onto whole gene-alchemy thing.I am open to several variants I proposed and I don't view any of them as too much better or worse because anything is fucking better than whatever the model range is right now, frankly. I really just dont like em!
>>96823830Some guys know how to make bald work. Ever watch The Wire or Breaking Bad?
>>96823850Its a cope. I've just accepted that I'm a loser forever. I get my kicks by self-inserting as the heroes in movies and games. The suspension of reality helps.
i'm not sharing my filter because i don't want the one guy trolling with shit takes and bait about femstodes to find a way to bypass it
>>96823876Is that Lemar Burton?
>>96823854>"muh competitive" fagsThis everywhere. Many a vidya has the competitive crowd disproportionately influential. Worse is when they have blatantly bad or wrong opinions and they just want their favorite characters buffed. Shit like that's why so many fanmade WHFB 9eds all fell apart from infighting over whose favorite army deserves to be broken.
>>96822032I'm so happy this post isn't a bannable offense.
>>96823787>marinefags imagine xenoschads as female because they're tsuntsun for xenosEll em ayy oh
>>96823830You can become a neo nazi!
>can't use Saturnine termies in 40gayGive me just one good reason why this should be the case.
>>96823854>they aren't playable in most modesI was referring to the modes they're included in, yes. Invasion lobbies usually preferred elites, SvE slayer had to get removed from casual slayer because elites consistently rawdogged spartans, and Dino Blasterz tended to win whenever it showed up in Mayhem
>>96823876RIP Lance, he was a cool dude.
>>96823787I dont understand this image because there are multiple full xenos model ranges. even kroot got a decent one, new vespids, votann wave 2, eldar refresh, TONS of orks.Or is this specifically something retarded like the Hrud? which would make this image even more retarded, because then its just asking why 40k doesnt have 94 armies and there are pretty good practical reasons that have to do with toy production that is the case.
>>96823630That's dumb.
how the fuck do you idiots fall for the exact same bait every fucking thread. my god
>>96823906anon proxying existsAlthough now that I think of it, good. Saturnine dread is fine, but termies are horrible in terms of anatomy
>>96823756>you're literally trolling if you have different opinions than me
>>96823869My solution is way easier>custodes keep the female retcon>sisters of silence stay all female >custodes and sisters are decoupled >sisters are coupled with grey knights>grey knights join the 40k's talons>>96823076an all male and all female dichotomy is maintained, custodes stay this more flexible form pinning the emperor's forces, no fluff about the custodes or the sisters is changed significantly, less codex bloat
>>96823925to be fair, that schizo pushing the femstodes agenda keeps bringing it up and spamming "everyone loves it and everyone accepts it"
>>96823941Thats because everyone does, bigot
>>96823939my solution is even easier>custodes remain as is>gw makes more sisters of silence content
>96823912>elites consistently rawdogged spartansWhat. I can't even what. I'm not even going to dignify this with a (You). Next time you want to say Ynnari weren't broken or TWWH3 ToT isnt delayed, at least make the bait more believable.
>>96823797I'll take that as a general invitation
>>96823939>sisters are coupled with grey knights>grey knights join the 40k's talonsSounds kind of awkward to pair Psykers with Anti-psykers, no?
>>96823941Thank god for 4chanX and its recursive hiding. I just [-] the first bait post and I don't see any of the dumb shit that follows.
>>96823950that doesn't fix the fact that female custodes break the gender dichotomy between them and sisters of silence
>>96823876
>>96823912>>96823952both of you shut the fuck up and fuck off this is a 40k general not a halo circlejerk
>>96823960Not really, no, pairing together two opposing elements is a very basic type of pairing.
>>96822044I dont mind female muscle mommy Custodes if we have bishie yaoi esque "sisters" of Silence
>>96823963oh i meant>custodes remain as islike only men and sisters of silence as only women
The one thing I must know about female Custodes is if they stripped naked just like the men did. I need to know if the Emperor surrounded himself with tall, athletic, naked women for 10,000 years or not.
>So since the errata says DE can take harlequins in all detachments now, thoughts on cramming as many void weavers into my kabalite kartel?saw this last thread, is that real?
>>96823787
>>96823779The 40k equivalent would probably actually be Imperial citizens being shocked that the Tau are able to supply the food needs of an ecumenopolis of trillions of people without resorting to cannibalism or agri-worlds.The Imperium’s larger weapons would be more akin to how a German wonder weapon might be viewed, the a Maus tank or the V2 rocket. Certainly very scary and intimidating for anyone who sees it in the frontlines.
>>96823973oh, then sure, yeahexpanding sisters of silence and sisters of battle was always the correct answer to the demand for female marines or female goldmarines.
>>96823980yes, the answer is just yes
>>96823963What does the dichotomy even add?All I see is just bunch of perfected supermen and then bunch of bald mute women.
>>96824002>The Imperium’s larger weapons would be more akin to how a German wonder weapon might be viewedI'd argue that that's giving wunderwaffen too much credit, Imperial Titans are actually useful in contrast to the V2 which killed more German scientists than enemies. There's a reason the term "wunderwaffen" is almost exclusively sarcastic in Germany.
>>96823787>>96823999That's a a whole lot of projecting from someone who doesn't like warhammer.
this dumb nigger has been here for at least 2 years saying the same shit about male/female dichotomy in talons of the emperor. he has SEVERE autism, it is lliterally pointless talking to him and I have seen 500 posters bounce off of his retarded rambling ideas. he isnt here to have a conversation. he just wants to repeat his dumb talking points over and over ad nauseum without shifting his perspective ever.if you want to have fun shooting the shit with an actually mentally disabled person who needs a nurse to navigate the world because of their mental disability feel free to do so, but if you are expecting an actual conversation save your breath.
>>96823939>picTalk about a toxic relationship
>>96824041Waiting on those sister of silence models.
>>96824033>men are strong and awesome>women should stay fucking silent
>>96824040I mean, tbf, Imperium weapons blowing themselves up or killing their users is nothing new, the Imperium just considers it a worthwhile sacrifice.
>>96824033>What does the dichotomy even add?Poetry, balance, parallelisms.
>>96823980Janny post
>>96824045Didn't even realize he's been here for 2 years, good to remember if I see his brand of autism again.Better to ignore it.
>>96824040I think you could rather count Ork weapons as wunderwaffen, or if you wanna count fantasy Skaven weapons. they're big, intimidating, but exceedingly rare and utterly useless to the point of being detrimental. In terms of actually impressive feats, the Imperium does seem to have very good assassins at least. I can't really think of a chaos or xenos version of the Officio Assassinorum.
>>96824057>Poetry, balance, parallelisms.Why does that matter?Because I don't care.
>>96824068Warp Spiders I guess, but they don't quite scratch that itch
>>96823980Is the Emperor really big? Because it might be more like pic if they're shorter.
>>96824074All you care about are mentally ill men in wigs feeling represented (barf)
>>96824081The Emperor appears big but i think it's the Lion who said he's putting up a magical facade and is, in reality, a short oldish looking man.
>>96824079The Phalanx might impress the Tau, while the Tau do have continent-sized space stations they have yet to make a warship that’s as big as the Phalanx.
>>96823957Cute skittles, anon! Here's some of mine
>>96824054Sisters of silence are also strong and powerful and just because they don't literally speak, they can and do communicate.Them being silent has nothing to do with misogyny and everything to do with an inversion of the power of the voice from the dune inspirations, and a visual emphasis for their silencing and nullifying anti-warp powers.
>>96824086Sure, lets go with that. I'll let you have the last reply.
>>96824106I accept your concession.
>>96824105Are the Sisters of Silence hot at least?
>>96824074>Why does that matter?It matters for people who care about warhammer because they actually like it, unlike you most evidently.
>>96824068>utterly useless to the point of being detrimental.Orks have tossed titans with Lifta Droppa Kannons, retard
>>96824045That's like the least autistic regular in these threads
80% of the bitching in this thread comes from people who do not even own a single painted model, think about that for a second.
>>96822722Toughness is also wrong, Deathwatch specifically calls out you have to use the T of the majority of models.
>>96824116They're glamorous, which is better than being merely and plainly hot.
>>96823957>>96824104Reasons to repost skittles!
>>96822986I'm gonna kitbash Kerrigan into a genestealer magusor maybe a whoremagant, who knows, I got the bits around
>>96824129ohh nice, I remember these from /wip/, they look fantastic
>>96824120>Orks have tossed titans with Lifta Droppa KannonsBeing an Ork player sounds so asinine omg
>>96824124I see you failed to attach a painted model to this…
>>96824124I don't understand how sad and bored you must be to come here to shitpost about something that you don't even participate in. I know this place is full of autists but it's still pretty depressing.
>>96824045>help! anon has been dismantling my lies at every twist and turn for two years! fank on him please! he's a boogeyman!pathetic
>>96824124your models, anon?
>90% of the Imperium’s problems are self-inflict>people still unironically think they’re just doing what they need to do to survive
>96824173trying too hard lmao
>>96824169your models, anon?
>What? Still here?>Show me those things...>your... minis
>>96824045>without shifting his perspective ever.I would gladly shift my perspective if it wasn't the correct one, but I keep proving you it's the correct one while you keep failing to disprove it, and so your only solution is ignoring the points to repeat your own completely disingenuous shit every time, I never bring up the discussion about custodes unless someone has opened with their bullshit first.
>>96824181>problems are self-inflict
>>96824173you have been BTFO multiple times by dozens of people, but you are literally too stupid to realize it.you havent read the books you cite and you dont own any models. its literally a youtube short tertiary opinion.
>>96824173Well now I am curious, what is this retardation you are accused of that has made that guy so butthurt lol?
Does 40k have magic? Or is it all based on science?
>>96824205nta but sisters of silence were part of witchseekers/inquisition classically not custodes. its a newfag opinion to think they have always been with custodes. their first appearance with custodes was part of the force sent to arrest magnus. They were literally only there to help arrest magnus.
>>96824223its all based on science.
>>96824223Not sure how you could define warp-fuckery as anything other than magic.
>>96824234the warp is collective emotions, it's not magic.
>>96824223Both. Warp stuff is magic, and there is science so advanced it looks like magic. And then there are machines that have magic in them.
>>96823989anyone know
>>96824210>I BTFO him I swear! I did! you gotta believe me! no, I won't say how, but I did it! he's the boogeyman! what do you mean I should have female custodes conversions if I wanted the retcon to have them? of course I don't have them!even more pathetic
>>96824244>And then there are machines that have magic in them.Anon, the machine spirit isn't real. they are just crazy
>>96824237A collection of emotions granting power is science based? Then what do you consider magic lol?
>>96824228>nta but sisters of silence were part of witchseekers/inquisition classically not custodeswrong>>96823272>>96823285>>96823298>>96823307>>96823320>>96823329They've been paired together all along since the heresy was first explored.
fem space marines soon. i can feel it.
>>96824223mostly science, some magic (warp shenanigans), some faith-based fuckery
>>96824255
>>96824276Why does 1 machine need so many legs?
>>96824266you will never be the deldar refresh anon!
>>96824280because its magic and all things evolve into crab
>>96824280To defile things.And to appear as a bigger kit than it actually is.
>>96824180>>96824165I mean if you insist brothers
>>96824295nobody wants to see this slop for the 100th time
>>96824263Wasn't the earliest mention of them like 2003? The Heresy was a big part of the lore long before that anon.
>>96824295>decalanonkill yourself nigga
>>96824280
>>96824302Except they asked for my models you dumb ape >>96824305You first bitch
>>96824273>some magic (warp shenanigans), some faith-based fuckeryI hate that they split the warp and faith, it makes no sense in the setting but I am forced to admit that that is the direction GW went.
>>96823999"Hi, can I see your models"Is that so difficult to ask?
I don't like posting my models here because you guys are mean.
>>96824323Just ignore the fat retards and post them
>>96824323TBF, there are people here who would shit on professionally painted models so I wouldn't worry about the haters.
>>96824323post your models bro i promise ill be nice
>>96824246Yes, they updated travelling players to be part of the Drukhari codex. It's in the app.
>>96824355sweet so buying the combat patrol is worth it then.
>>96824196I don't attach my models to any opinions, I'd rather not have some schizo harassing me.
>>96824359Yeah, it's pretty damn good value if you like Harlequins. Gives you all the Harlequin models besides two that aren't really used much right now anyway. DJ can be cute sometimes though.
>>96824362I don't understand how sad and bored you must be to come here to shitpost about something that you don't even participate in. I know this place is full of autists but it's still pretty depressing.
>>96824341Our top painters don't really get shit on to be fair
>>96824223Tau are the science factionEldar are the magic factionEveryone else is somewhere in between
>rogue trader crpg>your xenos companion betrays you and you get tortured by Dark Eldar>if you show mercy like not exterminating a world it becomes a daemon world>mutants really are usually corrupted by Nurgle, although some were Genestealers>the dogmatic zealots are the only ones that never betray you and have pure motiveswhat did they mean by this
>>96824118I'm not obligated to care about every part of warhammer
>>96824124It's funny how you can none of them own sos models.
>>96824381The Imperium is the good guys of the setting. Always has been.
Got some sovl in the mail again
>>96824389>>96824316
>>96823114>>96823221>>96823325>>96823439>>96823585>>96824054>>96824045>>96824228>disingenous lies and deflection>discord tranny talking pointsFucking depressing. This is the modern faux progressive danger hair movement in a nutshell: Badly conceived pandering and virtue signaling while in reality they dilute or destroy the themes and identity of classic works. Leaving only an empty shell of interchangeable sameness. Pointless mental masturbation that doesn't really challenge anything.The ONLY reason for femstodes to exist is retarted ideas about "owning the chuds", period. There's nothing organic or thematic about it. Meanwhile, the teased SoS army lists are abandoned and SoB are flanderized to hell. The actual female factions in the game are diminished.
>>96824397Looks like some shit you would find at the city dump
>>96824392>Gives Chaos more power than the Eldar ever did>Invites the Tyranids to the galaxy>Wakes up the Necrons>Strengthens the Orks>Offers up their citizens to the Dark Eldar>Creates worlds so shitty they switch sides to the TauThe Imperium is neither good nor bad, it’s simply Darwinism at work, everything the Imperium suffers from today is the consequences of its own actions
>>96824405The deep dark truth is that they are all anarchists who want to destroy everyone and everything because they hate themselves and want to start over but are too scared to off themselves alone so they want the whole world to burn together.
>>96824412>>Gives Chaos more power than the Eldar ever didstopped reading there
>>96824406Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.
>>96824412>strengthens the orks>not the good guysNot sure how strengthening the other good guys contributes to you being a bad guy.
>>96824405>>96824420oh hes an archtard.
>>96824412They are the good guys simply because they are doing what is necessary for humanity's survival. Everything that is necessary for humanity's survival is inherently good
*sharts*https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/drhxkfhd/celebrate-warhammer-day-2025-with-new-action-figures-statues-video-game-reveals-and-promotions-and-more/
>>96824433>
>>96824295Your knights look like they're wearing those fetish dog masks
>>96824405>using cut content as an argumentLE MAO
>>96824421They gave Chaos 9 Space Marine legions. That’s the biggest boost to their power Chaos has ever received.
>>96824433>Mentioned Tacticus but not Space Marine 2It's so over
>>96824446They just look like regular Wolf heads
>>96824426I'm not. I'm fact I'm pretty much left wing.And that's why I can't wait for late 2010s terminally diseased mindsets like yours to die. No real progressives or actual conservatives. Just retarded morons seeking validation at all costs
>>96824427They’re actually accelerating humanity’s demise. The only long term hope for humanity’s survival at this point is the Tau. The Imperium has no method by which to stop its long and inevitable slow decline, brought about entirely through its own actions.
Dark Angels, Black Templars, Space Wolves, Blood Angels, Adepta Sororitas, Night Lords, World Eaters, Emperor's Children or Eldar.Which way?
>>96824451I still think that creating a 4th god is more than giving them several legions
>>96824469>Space Wolves, Blood Angels
>>96824397awesome anon. love the old stuff
>>96824448The HH 2nd ed. SoS liber rules weren't cut content, retard. They just didn't got the promised models.
>>96824474rent free
>>96824433>AoS literal who gets a voiced trailer>a fucking DAEMON PRIMARCH doesn'tThe astroturfing is too real.
>>96824469World Eaters and Sororitas because I play those and am very biased
>>96823787Did you draw that?
>>96824475The coteaz model isn't as bad as I thought. Did you paint him differently?
>>96824480>they weren't cut they just... didn't... get stuff
>>96824304It wasn't a very fleshed out before that, especially the army of the emperor.
>>96824471Chaos daemons live short lives outside of the warp, it’s their mortal servants that do the grunt work for the Chaos Gods. A 4th warp god ultimately has little power on their own until given powerful mortal servants, which none of the Chaos Gods had until the Imperium
>>96824469Eldar, obviously.
>>96824481I mean yea I do think about them a bunch....I don't get it.
>>96824426You're talking to a different guy.
why the fuck are flayed ones on 28mm bases when basic warriors are on 32s
>>96824484And the "AoS literal who" is a copy of the HH Angron model, lol
>>96824494what do you mean? thats the old metal Coteaz not the new one. >pic related, kitbashing the new one into something hopefully less shit
>>96824382If you don't like the parts that are quintessentially warhammer, then you don't like warhammer.You're perfectly free to not care or like warhammer, but then don't expect people to give weight to the bullshit opinions you have about it.
>>96824405>no no see these non-existant units which had no modelsHere, take the (You).
>>96824463warhammer 40000
>>96824517>lobotomized berserker with a death wish>but with boobsI'm sorry to say I think aos comes out ahead here.
>>96824526>abloo blooI'm not obligated to care and I will continue liking 40k in my own way.
>>96824521Oh im dumb
>>96824498>>96824527>units without official SKUs le badleast obvious anti-40k shill
>>96824463Warhammer 40k?
>>96824420>they hate themselvesI like how you need to come up with these completely non-sensical ideas about a person you've never met because they happen to have different opinions to you that you don't like.
>>96824538>liking 40k in my own way.As in, not liking it and asking for it to be torn down because you don't like it nor care about it.Got it.
>>968245453rd stage of grief: bargaining.
>>96824549We can judge them on their actions and behavior
>>96824545>units with no models from a game that is not 40k is my very solid argument btwmMMmhmmm lol
>>96824433
>>96824538Yeah that anon has his head shoved so far up his ass he's giving himself a dick-scarf. Like what you want, play what you want
>>96824549meant for >>96823787>>96823999>>96824045
>>96824555>you must like 40k how I dictate itNo, I don't.You getting this upset over it is funny to watch.
>>96824469I'll divide this into three groups. Playability, aka how fun they are to play and use. Aesthetics, aka how good they look and how easy it is to make them look good, Finally, reputation aka how people view players of that faction. All out of fifve for a perfect score of fifteen. >Dark Angels, P3 A5 R2 = 10>Black Templars, P4 A5 R1 = 10>Space Wolves, P3 A2 R1 = 6>Blood Angels, P2 A3 R2 = 7>Adepta Sororitas, P4 A5 R1 = 10>Night Lords, P4 A5 R3 = 12>World Eaters, P2 A5 R1 = 8>Emperor's Children P1 A3 R1 = 5>Eldar.P5 A4 R1 = 10By my metric it seems Night Lords are the best army to play
>>96824533>>96824548>posting about Halo for hours - I sleep>posting 1 single on topic reply about verboten ideas - real shit
>>96824561Where's his nose?
>>96824564>nuh uh it's you who is like this not meLmao
>>96824562>Like what you wantNobody is telling you or him or anyone to not like what you want, I'm merely pointing out that if you happen to not like certain things, then you simply don't happen to like warhammer and should be honest about that.
>>96824570Troll detected. Warhammer 40k?
>>96824583Clearly you don't like warhammer either since you don't like a canon aspect of a faction.
>>96824565>>you must like 40k how I dictate it>>96824583
>>96824583Ok dick-scarf
the same two retards have been arguing with each other for hours
>>96824484Tbf the voice actor was good, also no one likes mortarion. Not even his own legion.
>>96824583>people like things in different way than me>unacceptableI know you guys are autistic, but damn. Maybe you should start taking ritalin or whatever it's called.
>>96824606See>>96824533>>96824548
>>96824512The addition of the 28.5mm base is one of GW's most perplexing decisions in general
>>96824512Smaller bases are better for melee units
>>96824610
>>96824591That canon aspect isn't intrinsic, nor quintessential, nor long-standing, or added for good reasons or with good consequences.So, no, we're not the same at all, I actually like warhammer, that's why I know what makes warhammer what it is.
>>96824617and then you try to move your overhanging flayed ones and they monkey in a barrel all over
>>96824255The Lord Discordant's main job is to corrupt and torture machine spirits. The black orb on his mount is a Land Raider's stolen machine spirit.
>>96824611It was for trying to get people to rebuy their armies like Primaris. There are people out there who’d rather spend hundreds on new minis than rebase.
Do they only show off new warhammer games on skulls day?
>>96824586>every accusation is a confession>>96824606There's at least a third retard, me.
>>96824609Learn to read, that's not what the post is saying at all.You're perfectly free to not like warhammer, but then it's inevitable that people point out you don't like warhammer.
I don’t even know what you retards are talking about, go take a shit and ease off of being constipated. You’re making the thread reek.
>>96824433It's actually ridiculous how much better the presentation of Darktide is than Space Marine 2. Like holy shit it's so far above.
>>96824624>That canon aspect isn't intrinsicIt is intrinsic to the faction now, but it's fine if you don't like warhammer. It's clearly isn't a setting for you.
>>96824621Try posting more 40k instead of being mad. Here I'll show you how it's done:This is a dunecrawler. Its my favorite vehicle in 40k. I like the way it looks and how it performs on the table. What is your favorite 40k vehicle on the tabletop?
>>96824635I'm not obligated to care about every part of 40k.
>96824651
>>96824633See>>96824610
>>96824606I'm just poking at them because they are angry enough that they can't help but reply.I'm just playing Darktide and I have this shit on another tab.
The off-topic spammer got mad lol
>>96824666warhammer?
>>96824664Doubt
>he can't reply to the guy anymore because he has nothing to argue withGrim.
>>96824664>>96824666>>96824679See>>96824533>>96824548
>>96824651Surely you do have your own to post since you like it so much?
>>96824649>It is intrinsic to the faction nowThat's not what that word means, if it was intrinsic, the faction would have been fundamentally broken by its absence, but the faction was perfectly functional before that element, and is still perfectly functional in all its roles now if you happen to portray it without that element.You don't get to decide what's intrinsic or not, and simply being a feature in something isn't what makes that feature intrinsic.Again, you keep trying to flip the argument, but this is not how logic works, not everything goes both ways.
>>96824655Of course you are not obligated to care about 40k, but then don't get angry when people point out that you do not, in fact, care about 40k.
>>96824689It is part of the faction now.You clearly just don't like warhammer, bro. And that is fine, it's just not a setting for you.
Lol the spammers are so mad
>>96824501the eye of terror is the main reason chaos is such a large problem right now actually
>>96824696More than the cicatrix maledictum?
>>96824692>you do not, in fact, care about 40k.Only parts of it.
>>96824696More than Abaddon?
Why? So you can troll some more? Maybe try talking about 40k
>>96824748Abaddon is unironically irrelevant.
>>96824748He’s a Chaos character he doesn’t matter, see all Emperors Children characters as other examples.
>>96824766Not a single character in 40k matters because nothing they can do will have any lasting effect on the setting. At best they're going to be used to justify a model release or two and that's about it.
>>96824782All the loyalists Marine ones do. They get TV episodes, and entire campaigns around them.
>>96824782Not even Gulliman?
>>96824787Yet the setting stays exactly the same lmao, keep coping
>>96824696The eye of terror became the Great Rift because of the space marines the Imperium gifted to Chaos
>NOOOOO CUSTODES AND SISTERS ARE MARRIED AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A TUMBLR DANGER HAIR I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM A LEFTIST IM SO LEFTTT WARHAMMERRRRGrim state of this general desu. Take this edited picture of my sisters landing to at a hive spire I last posted here a year ago.
>>96824793The Imperium has become more and more noble bright since 8th with Guilliman back. You’re coping
>>96824782Even the Emperor of Mankind?
>>96824800>half of the Imperium is now all but gone>Ultramarines are purging the Eldar and disobeying Guilliman>plagues rampant in Ultramar >Chaos is stronger than ever
who is he talking to
>>96824800Yeah okay, did any power dynamics of the setting change because of him? Or is it just irrelevant lore made to appeal to secondary media enjoyers?>>96824806Yeah, even the Emperor. GW doesn't have the balls to have him wake up or kill him so he's a lynchpin of the setting but can't actually influence it in any significant way.
>>96824815himself
>>96824824Yes, Primaris completely wreck face and a legion of them saved the Imperium from destruction in the narrative.
>>96824797uh oh melty
>>96824824He lit Nurgles Garden on fire, so he can actually attack the Gods in their realms now.
>Thought sister would fight less than brothersWas this nigga retarded?
>>96824838>Yes, Primaris completely wreck faceBased on most of the stories I've read it's the primaris who are getting their faces wrecked.Imperium is arguably in a worse position than before despite the reinforcements they got.
>>96824797>so mad he posted his own modelsLmao holy meltdown batman
>>96824849a character can only be as clever as his writer
>>96824849Maybe he thought having sisters would make the brothers overprotective and foster unity in protecting the sisters but everyone with a sibling knows how petty and destructive siblings can be for no reason especially at a young age.
>>96824863>>96824839why samefag
>>96824863>>96824797You guys don't need to samefag
>>96824845yeah and how did that change things exactly?
>>96824890>>96824908samefag
>>96824838>>96824845Neither of these actually made the Imperium or the setting any different AT ALL. They still fight on all fronts all the time, win some here, lose some there but it's still the same shit with a barely different coat of paint. That's why arguing about "lore" is completely fucking retarded. No matter what shit they come up with no significant changes to the setting at large will happen. It's all a background to sell plastic soldiers, you're literally arguing over what is pretty much GWs equivalent of Bionicle lore.
>>96824811The real emperor isnt even the one on the throne, right?
>>96824845Ok but how does that change things?
>>96824421It do be like that Mister Stancil
>>96824845Okay, and? Is Nurgle any closer to being actually defeated? Did that help the Imperium in any significant way? It's all fucking irrelevant bullshit lmao
>>96824845Why do we even care?
Ok so what's next? Are we expecting an 11th editi>>96824952on announcement after xmas?
>>96824720>More than the cicatrix maledictum?tfw you don't even understand the basic lore
>>96824797genuine question. while painting this rhino I really struggled to layer the red onto the black because red is opaque. is there something good to base coat over the black that the red will go over better without doing 40 layers?
>>96824930Will would definitely be a Taufag
>>96824970Get different red paints. Both Khorne red and Mephiston red cover black pretty easily. Also, get an airbrush.
>>96824824What they really to do is a much softer version of the end times where the Emperor wakes up or ascends to godhood somehow. Then he resets things so that Chaos is more limited but the Galaxy is still fucked up but not about to collapse. Being stuck in "the time of ending" makes it impossible for any battle to feel relevant. If there were a back and forth then it would be different, but we know that no faction is going to be wiped out, so hyping up how THE IMPERIUM IS DONE THIS TIME GUYS, SERIOUSLY just get old
>>96824797Nice models anon
>>96824996>but we know that no faction is going to be wiped outExactly. Nothing significant can ever happen, they can't just delete a range of models because a faction got wiped out in the """""lore""""". 40k sells too well to get a soft reset like that. We'll be stuck forever in the current status quo and that's perfectly fine.
What do you think the Ultramarines upgrade sprue will retail at?
>>96824824>GW doesn't have the balls to kill himyou underestimate gw
>>96825034Soft reset wouldn't wipe out any factions, I'm thinking of it more as a way to make the lore and fluff less apocalyptic so they can tell better stories I love the primarchs but they contribute to this because you always have to ask yourself why they aren't involved in something if it's genuinely that important.
>>96825034GW tried to kill off a faction just this edition, Deathwatch.
>>96825077Tried and failed, unlike Beastmen. The long vigil stands!
>>96824849He'd be right, because sister's don't actually fight, they just bitch at each other. It's for this reason female warriors are a terrible idea, women can't fight good.
>>96825077>>96825134Maybe a weird take, but I think a big part of why Deathwatch is still kicking is there have been times when it's been extremely strong rules wise, so a significant number of the more competitive players have a Deathwatch army.
>>96825154Thats fucking weird, anon.
>>96825148The male brain, everybody.
>>96825167Making nasty comments about each other isn't fighting.
>>96825181Warhammer 40k?
>>96825148girls are icky and boys are big and strong :D i like boys more
>>96825186This. Girls aren't 40k related.
>>96824469Do a coin flip between Dark Angels and Blood Angels.
>>96825188Same.
>>96825186Replying to an in-universe character's opinion.
>>96825204>>96825195>>96825188>>96825148
Holy sex
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>>96825204I didn’t care about this series when it started but I’m slowly starting to hate it with this and the Blood hand symbols meme being everywhere now.
Death Watch, Grey Knights, Chaos Demons, and Drukhari are not making it to 11th edition as their own Codex.
>>96825234Get over it
>>96825215>Acknowledging that women are not good at fighting>GayHow?
>>96825242First three yes, not so sure with DEldar
>>96825242the just released the Deldar codex and a bunch of new plastic.
>>96825041Same as the other upgrade sprues
>>96825242two more weeks
>>96825270Deathwatch got more models this edition than DEldar and they’re a dead faction walking.
>>96825234It should have been a one off joke but I did love the commercial with the white kids in the treehouse and the hands were a black dude's flashing the sign
Honestly primarchs are barely human to begin with. Unlike with space marines I don't think gender would matter much. Magnus could probably shift into a woman at any time. His physical form was canonically a matter of whim. Some of his brothers believed that no one had seen his "true" form.
>>96825242I will say this every time I see thisFucking combine the Eldar armies and I will buy your wraiths GW
>>96825278You don't think it'll be more? It's covers a lot more different units than the others.Actually, I was looking through them and I guess it's comparable to the newer Blood Angels one (not sure when it came out but I know there was an older one that's shittier), so it'll probably have a similar price to that one.
>>96825242grey knights and dark eldar are, because they're both getting substantial releases in 11thdeathwatch will stay in codex: imperial others, while demons are not staying in 40k at all, save for some new demon engines in their respective god legions
>>96825225Yes lictors are cool and behemoth is the best paint scheme, all hail melee nids
Ok why is Voidscarred canon breaking? Is it just the gay shit or is there actual lore breaks in there?
>>96825261>>96825321GK got merged into imperial agents, there's no way they unmerge in the following edition.
SPEEEEEEED
>>96825334>by Mike Brooks Oh.
>>96825323leviathan mogs behemoth scheme.
>>96825334have you tried reading it or are you interested exclusively in the inflammatory parts?
>>96825335>GK got merged into imperial agentsAnon, I don't know how to tell you this, but the cern has made up hop dimensions again.
>>96825348I want to know if I should or not. I don’t enjoy reading shit that’ll just make me mad.
>>96824632No answers?
>>96825356Don't do it, Mike Brooks is a faggot fr.
>>96825323>>96825346at least we can all agree kraken is the worst scheme of the big 3
>>96824797>CUSTODES AND SISTERS ARE MARRIED a sexless marriage, but yeah>IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A TUMBLR DANGER HAIRalso correctStay mad, performative moron
>>96825356then no, you shouldn't read it
>>96825334Yes, and yes it is dogshit.Don't read it, it genuinely just isn't worth it.
>>96825356>I want to know if I should or not.This is the author.
>>96825420Like you've never taken embarrassing photos
>>96825439Embarrassing photos shouldn't be a life style choice.
>>96825453>I’m Mike, I’m a sci-fi and fantasy author. I wrote the Keiko series of grimy space-opera, the God-King Chronicles which is a low-magic, high-queer epic fantasy trilogy, and an increasing number of novels and suchlike for Games Workshop’s Black Library; most notably Brutal Kunnin, Alpharius - Head Of The Hydra, and The Lion - Son Of The Forest.>I like cats and punk music.
>>96825368the post was an hour ago, you can stop samefagging it. you dont have to sit there seething about it all day.
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>>96825481He can't handle people having differing opinions, just ignore him.
>>96825334you should not read the book and just get mad about what you imagine it says in your head and then post about it daily on this board for the next 4 years. even better if you attach pictures of him to the posts.
>>96825420>This is the author.
>>96825537Cool stuff
>>96824469tsons
>>96825537>All look normal and are being drawn to look ridiculous.vs>Is inherently ridiculous.
>>96825500Brother, I just want to know what’s in the damn thing so I won’t waste my money on a bad product. I don’t really care if there’s gay Eldar, I just heard there’s stupid lore breaking stuff in there.
>>96822375craftworld eldar has been consistently strong and frequently top dog as an army for the entire history of the game. best army in 2nd edition, best army in 10th edition. I want to talk about the good shit first.>large pool of models>multiple viable army builds, lots of expression in list building>fairly easy to paint the basic color schemes but lots of option embellishments that look cool like saim-hann stripes or biel-tan roses.>once you buy, build, and paint your models, you'll play with them forever, it sucks to wait 30 YEARS for new warp spider models, but with few exceptions, both the old and new models look good and don't look crazy on the tabletop together. You don't have the space marine problem were some of the early primaris releases from 8th edition feel "squatted" already. the bad:>eldar are fragile as fuck and therefore rely on the worst mechanic of 10th edition to survive: terrain. your chances of winning drop drastically the fewer magically-line-of-sight-blocking ruins there are on the board. your army with its movement tricks is one of the best at moving-shooting-moving. this is why people think eldar are lame and gay, they get to shoot and then they don't get to shoot back. and sometimes, that *is* lame and gay.>it is the army of choice for many competitive sweats, lots of lame and gay people play eldar>some editions, like this one, you have really cheesy abilities that make people mad
