>the king can randomly swap with the queen>pawns can move twice but only the first time>there's this rule em pasant that is literally never used and doesn't make a differenceBECUASE THERE JUST IS, OK?
>teleport behind you>nothing personnel, kidI thought your youngsters love this stuff.
I'm not a fan of how pawns work in general. Why the fuck can't I attack forward? I prefer shogi for that reason alone.
>>96828736Just make up your own rules, desu, add extra pieces if you want, expand the board, new moves and mechanics.
>>96828814Because they are cowards that will not commit to an attack without a flanking bonus.
>>96829088>they are cowardsNo they're not, they stand infront of way more powerful pieces and are literally incapable of retreat while being the weakest. They're the most couragous pieces while cowards like the rook hide behind weaker pieces instead of standing up for them.Pawns are the protagonists of chess and you lack media literacy if you disagree.
>>96829263That's not courage, that's being too stupid to wheel a formation properly. The only reason people obsess over pawns is because they get to troon out when they cross the board.
>>96829088>>96829263>>96829325Mom, the nerds are anthropomorphizing wooden pieces again!
>>96828736>the king can randomly swap with the queenThat isn’t a thing.
>>96828736What is em pasant?
>>96828736thats a rook moron
I seriously wish tourneyfags would just discover chess and play a miniature game that's actually balanced and fair, but I suppose you can't win by using your credit card in chess
>>96832785Chess is a complete meme at high levels of competency, basically two people solving a rubiks cube at one another.No, the ultimate competitive /tg/ game is Diplomacy, but this board isn't ready for that conversation.
