How does your character behave at taverns? Would a barmaid secretly despise your character or party?
My character kills the filthy wench and the barkeep, robbing them of their coin and faggot OP of his (you)
>>96834220Ahh. Murderhobos eh?
>>96834206Kill yourself puckee.
>>96834206Meh, Order food and drink if we really talk about it outside of looking for the next quest/hook. Most people don't do the harass the barmaids and all. That's more of a theater kid thing. Well more of what a gay "theater kid" thinks the based right wing people role play and all.
>>96834206Die in a hole, puckfaceAnd the jannies that enable you too
>>96835312>>96836547>everyone who posts art is Puckeemeds
>>96834206>How does your character behave at taverns?Well mannered, polite and civilized>Would a barmaid secretly despise your character Only if she in general despises the sociatal upper classes as a whole.
>>96836862The other alternative is that they are posting his art because they know it will cause a stir, which is even more mentally deranged.
>>96837017>Only if she in general despises the sociatal upper classes as a whole.Lol imagine what kind of barmaid would be like this.
>>96834206He writes "Only dumb faggots sit here" above the darkest corner of the tavern.
Daily reminder to kill yourself
Drinks, eats, pays, leaves.
>>96839432How will Aragorn make his entrance?
>>96834206My paladin wouldn’t be in a tavern, a life of chastity and poverty would be her speed.My drow rogue would be loved by everyone in the tavern because they always attract attention with their lovable attitude amongst the human taverns.
I have more than one character.
Not too many rowdy PCs among /tg/ it seems.
>>96839869>My paladin wouldn’t be in a tavernIf the tavern is the main place to get food and drink in the village, she would. But she might order a mint tea instead of beer.
>>96839878Break it down for each son
>>96839943Why?
>>96834206I'm not in any fantasy games currently. Got one on the horizon someone's pitched, so far it's one paragraph of a concept, but I've got a character concept and being the archetypical do-gooder Redemption Paladin of Bahamut who can best be described as "walk softly and carry a big, sharp stick" I imagine it would depend on their prejudices against Silver Dragonborn.
>>96840248>>96837017>depends on prejudices against my characters background not their behavior, which is politeStrange that it seems /tg/ plays well-mannered folk considering the state of this board.
>>96835312What is puckee?
>>96841097The Bogeyman
Stealth tavern thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beXW5s3ZCB4
>>96834206>walk into tavern>shoot the owner in the face>"my tavern now">employees flee>run the tavern by myself for like an hour>guards show up>shoot them>they stab me to death>they rape my body before I properly bleed out (I made a female character)c'est la vie
>>96839869>Paladin doesn't go to the only fucking place to get food if you're not a resident.>Rogue goes by (((they)))You're kinda pathetic, bro. Please play better characters.
>>96839869>f*male>theyGet the fuck out of this hobby and stay far the fuck away. Faggots like you are the reason everything is going to shit
>>96841298>>96841778>being triggered by a wordThey and them being used in a context like this has been used forever. Take a break from seething about politics.
>swashbuckler rogue orders a round of drinks for everyone>leaves without paying
What is your character's drink of choice?
>>96842128I know a guy who does this sometimes.
>>96834206When are the mods going to permanently ban the spamming redditor, puckee, for his over 5 years of spamming this board and clogging the catalog by bumping his garbage threads?https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1kiihss/artcomm_sarah_pheltan_barmaidtavern_wench_by/https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/image/sUNE9rziWzq0VmQQskuT0A/It's really interesting how the mods removed the poster counter to help enable guys like puckee to samefag with inane replies to their own threads. Almost like they WANT 4chan to be part of the dead internet.
>>96841097Puckee's a known known redditor who spams his commissions, including the time he tried passing one of his commissions on the drawthread as a fill.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92628290/#92687500He's been spamming his commissions for years, since around 2020-2021, especially on the character art threads. Probably killed them too, before the unique IP counter was removed, the draw threads had basically low double digit unique IPs.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/84892301/#84901094People picked up on him spamming a few years ago and started calling him out on it, but mods have censored his full username. He also samefags, as he did on the draw thread.
>>96834206my character IS the barmaid who is begging you to grope her more
>>96834206sex with Puckee commissioned art.
>>96841881Singular they is only used for uncertain gender, there is little chance anon does not know their own character's sex
>>96834206We don't give tips, we don't believe in tipping, so barmaids hate us. But is she don't make enough money that she can quit and find a different job. Tips aren't realistic for fantasy worlds anyway.
>>96843047Ok, why should I care? Sounds like some meaningless drama that happened after I left and before I came back.
>>96843764I guess because it's still happening. Puckee - or one of his bizarre "fans" around here - keeps making threads with the most dogshit OP posts and matching images to accompany them. Bumpfag then keeps the thread going for weeks because we no longer have autosage, filling the catalogue with this crap. He never actually engages discussion, he just posts robotic prompts for discussion over and over and over again, for fucking years now, and then sits back and tracks whether the thread is on page 10 so he can push it up to the top. It's the lamest form of spam imaginable.
>>96843764Familiarity breeds contempt
>>96834206Eat like a pig and end ever sentence in a fart
>>96834206Worldbuilding tip: very few rural areas would have taverns or even know how to fairly value coin for long stretches of history. Strongly consider whether a town would have any use for a tavern before sticking one in for player convenience to make a location feel more distinguished and authentic.(Beowulf and his companions arrived and were hosted at the king’s personal mead hall in anticipation of their services. They slept on the floors right next to where they ate and drank.)
>>96843764Where did anyone say anything about caring? >>96841097 asked, and >>96843047 answered.
>Be a smelly violent gnome barbarian>Be a smelly autistic Dwarf Druid>Be a smelly violent autistic human cleric of Talos who extorts farmers, or ruins their crops with bad weatherAll of my characters are thoroughly detestable.And all of my characters have better things to think about than what the Barmaid thought of them, because whilst some of my characters are evil, none of them have fragile ego's.
>>96844000Sacred Hospitality is basically ubiquitous in most pre-industrial societies.You should read a lot of history and mythology before you aspire to write fantasy.Derivative-of-a-derivative starts to show after a few generations without returning to the source.Ask at the nearest cottage, present yourselves as pilgrims seeking shelter for the night.Share your food with the tenants, and if they look hard up, give them a few coins, and ask them about the road ahead, and for any specific local knowledge, in exchange for telling them about your journey and the happenings on the roads and in nearby regions.
>>96840507Mind you, I do play non-fantasy games, plenty of them, and they boil down to:>Friendship dumbass featuring other friendship dumbass (Digimon)>Polite but airheaded prettyboy featuring rude battle junkie (Digimon)>Socially challenged GAMER featuring autistic assassin bug (Digimon)>Kind Southern belle featuring super stern squid lady (Digimon)>Obnoxious bird-dinosaur alien sniper who is also extremely racist (Halo)>Grumpy mechanic monke lady who is somehow the party face (Dragonball)...but if I'm going to play a Paladin, I am going to play a Paladin. I am going to be the goodest of goodie two shoes. I am going to be Beast Wars Silverbolt, I am going to be Superman, I am going to be Kamen Rider Kuuga, I am going to do good things for the sake of good and protect everyone's smiles and carry a fuckoff huge sword for when someone is too far down the path of evil to be brought back, and the greatest good is their death - a lethal last resort.
>>96844000It's fantasy. I don't have to adhere to real world convention or history in any capacity.
>>96843047OP is a fag as usual
>>96834220Wouldn't work in some settings, like Forgotten Realms, where tavern staff are often ex-adventurers of high level.
>>96834206Let me guess - puckee?
puckee more like buckee broken anons itt lol
>>96834206She goes before dawn, insists boiling water three times in the same pot, blends leaves (three leaves + pinch of smoked root + one dried citrus petal), ties a single knot, sips tea with three counts per swallow. This ritual is non-optional maintenance, and she treats it as sacred work — not prayer, but engineering.
>>96843788>we no longer have autosageWhat the shit
>>96834903Have an updoot fellow Redditor!
>>96834206
>>96841881>has been used forever.Only by illiterate midwits, which is arguably worse than the political actors you assumed.
>>96846028Hiro removed it along with the IP counter, so a single autistic faggot can bump a thread back to life for a literal month and when you call him out on it he calls you a schizo because you can't prove it.
>>96834206>TFW NobleUsually we walk into a town, dump a shitload of coin into the tavern and declare that everyone drinks free tonight. Everyone of note in town usually shows up to see what's going on. Wenches love me, I'm a generous tipper.
>>96847759A true Gent.
1) eww Puckee2) My character is usually spending time with her uncle, monitoring his bad drinking habbits. Sometimes she plays the flute to earn some coin.
>>96849277>My character is usually spending time with her uncle, monitoring his bad drinking habbits. Sometimes she plays the flute to earn some coin.Sounds like they would have sympathy for her
>>96834206You know what, I'll actually answer your shitty content farm thread honestly>PC 1 Wasn't really a taverngoer, but he used to frequent "teahouses" and eventually married a high class courtesan from one. Knows how to maintain composure and keep his hands to himself. >PC 2Rowdy and lecherous even before the booze hits, would absolutely try to cop a feel or three of a barmaid.>PC 3Riwdy but not lecherous. Would probably try to get the bar to sing drinking songs with him, but since most everyone wouldn't be fluent in his mother tongue he'd have to learn a local one instead.
>>96849400>PC 3So this guy is just the weird drunk foreign guy at the bar?
>>96849406Basically. He's a friendly weirdo from the Scotch-Hawaiian highlands who speaks in broken "English". He's smarter than he lets on and uses people's underestimation of him to his advantage, but he can't turn down a good drink either. After all, his culture resolves conflict via drinking and composing mocking poems about their opponent until one passes out before resorting to violence, it's in his blood to love a stiff drink.
>>96849420>Scottish Hawai'ialright, as someone who had family on da islands, I need to hear more about this
>>96849455It's the Cosmere RPG. One of the ethnicities of the world are Unkalaki, who are a blend of Scottish and Hawaiian, with stuff like kilts and muttonchops and names that are full-on poems. They hail from a region called Horneater Peaks (horneater is a nickname for Unkalaki due to their ability/tendency to eat crabs shell and all thanks to their strong jaws) and they think everyone else are the weird ones because their brains stuffed thick full of air, calling them "airsick lowlanders".They also have a religion that's considerably different from the standard not!Christianity and closer to a form of animism, where they consider nature spirits as gods. Oh, and they also brew booze so strong people claim it can strip paint.
A lot of barmaids way back when were also prostitutes. I'm not sure how upset they would really get about being groped exactly, given that. They might be upset if you don't pay them well for either their services or their "services"" if you catch my drift.
>>96844600Cram it, poofter!
>>96850150So I could pay to fuck OP pic?
>>96834206Kill yourself.
>>96834206>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1kiihss/artcomm_sarah_pheltan_barmaidtavern_wench_by/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/sUNE9rziWzq0VmQQskuT0A/>19 times since May 2025
>>96850406I actually had to look up what that meant, but I'm a straight white male. Straighter and whiter than you, for sure. Not that either of those things means anything.
>>96855834Damn, what a faggot!
