>ywn stay back to hold off the wizard's nightmarish conjurations while your lord valiantly storms through the tower and gives that fiendish wizard his rightful comeuppance>ywn get absolutely trashed on hard ale at ye olde tavern to celebrate your victory over the dastardly tyrant that once plagued the homeland and wake up the next morning in bed with a comely lass>ywn have tales of your bravery immortalized in song and scroll to be spread the world over by bards and poets alike, cementing your legacy as one of the great heroes of the age of swords and sorcerybros... it never even began....
>>96876058>Not growing old with your tabaxi wife and telling tales of your adventures to your children who take up your sword and become far greater adventurers themselves
>>96876868Always the others fault, never your own.
>Not living with your blade>Not dying with your blade>Not serving justice and right one last time>Not seeking one last heart of evil>Not one last heart of pain >Not cutting well old friend>No farewell
>>96876058>one of the greatest heroes>your lord didn't even bring you to fight the wizard himselfHe viewed you as disposable. His true best men were better than you.
>>96877195>He viewed you as disposableMy life for the crown and her subjects.
>>96876058What game are you talking about?
>>96877229based and chivalrypilled
>knights I WILL DRAG YOUR YELLOW STAINED GREAVES THROUGH THE MUD, THERE I WILL BAPTIZE YOU INTO THE WET EARTH, AS YOU DRINK YOUR LAST CUSPS OF LIFE THROUGH OUR WORLDS EMBRACE, I WILL TELL YOU TALES OF HOW I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MAIDEN (with consent, of course) IN THE POOR HOVEL YOU DEEM TO BE AN ESTATE. OH YE, WHO WISHED TO BE REMEMBERED, ONLY TO BE RENDERED TO NOTHING BY THE VERY GROUND THAT WILL LAY CLAIM ON HIS REMAINS.
>>96876058>ywnexactly, cuz You are a troon
>>96876058I don't need to do those things, because I can just play a character in a fantasy game to do those things.
>>96878338Hark, thou shall never embody true womanhood. Barren art thou, lacking womb, ovaries, and eggs. A man art thou, twisted by sorcery and potions into a grotesque jest of nature's divine design. All validation offered thee is false and insincere. Behind thy back, knaves mock thee. Thy parents harbor disgust and shame, thy so-called friends jest at thy ghastly visage in secret. Men find thee utterly repulsive, their instincts honed over millennia to detect deception. Even those who attempt to pass betray themselves as unnatural to the discerning eye, their very bones a telltale sign. Should thou lure a drunken fool to thy chamber, he shall flee at first whiff of thy corrupted and diseased shame. Happiness shall forever elude thee. Each morn, thou dost force a false smile, yet despair creeps within, ready to crush thee. In time, the burden shall become too great. Thou shall procure a rope, fashion a noose, and plunge into the cold abyss. Thy parents shall discover thee, heartbroken yet relieved of their burden of shame. They shall bury thee under thy birth name, a testament to the man who lies beneath. Thy flesh shall decay, returning to dust, leaving only a male skeleton, a final, undeniable truth. This is thy destiny, thy choice. There is no turning back.
>>96876058Vgh, what I wouldn't give to verily joust a basilisk...
>>96876058If I was a knight I'd be real sad I had genes that made me look like a skinny nerd who needs glasses.
>>96876058Tuesday in Nigeria.
>>96877180If you feel left out, get into 1099 contracting. It’s the closest modern equivalent and thoroughly erases all fantasies of “hard living” heroics or at least partially fulfills them.>design your standard>compete with others for the honor of paying work>valiantly defend homeowners from subpar workmanship (hopefully)>new challenges every day>if in roofing, steel, window, siding, or gutter work it involves lots of climbing and a greatly elevated risk of death>occasionally battle small animals and crazy people who don’t want to pay you>carry a bunch of sharp tools and tear stuff apart with them>frequently injure yourself>you can even go in with a friend to make it less hard>no work in the winter means you get to regularly struggle to survive in harsh conditions, just like a real knight>spend all your hard earned money on lusty wenches and beer instead of better equipment that could save your life>die broken, poor, and estranged from bastard offspring, choosing one at random to bequeath your valiant and trustworthy steed (a 2008 ford ranger that has nearly split in two from rust)
