No avatar fags edition >/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>96886636>Thread question:How would (You) make 40k even spookier?
>>96889130>How would (You) make 40k even spookier?Show some actual Imperium warcrimes. Show your everyday, relatable, average Joe Imperial Guardsman walk up to a human baby, and shoot that newborn infant in the face, because that baby was born under a xeno empire and thus was a heretic.
>Me and the lads bringing some fucking FIREPOWERAre Desolators cool yet
>>96889148Dirtbag leftists claim this thread!!! Chuds aren't welcome in warhammer!!
>>96889224>3No, they look dumb as fuck, even when painted well. The gun just looks too fucking stupid. Way better to kitbash oldhammer special weapons onto the new sculpts.
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>96889258I don't understand how anyone can willingly post vtuber shit without the humiliation of it stopping them
>>96889265Humiliated as an anonymous poster?
Awoo with me sisters!
I feel like if the gates are open for even the slightest amount of risque/cheesecake in 40K proper, it would actually help blunt the ever-growing avalanche of off-model coomershit "art" that is being peddled and pushed nowadays. If anything it would work as a distaff to reinforce the setting as being fairly "sanitized" but realistically depicting attraction and reproduction. We don't really see much of civilian life for any of the factions except in snippets of fluff and some small pieces of artwork. I'm not saying that the whole setting needs to make a course correction, but it would help these "new fans" actually find common ground within the setting itself instead of making up a bunch of non-canon stuff that doesn't even fit 40K.Long rambling post I know, but do you understand what I mean?
>>96889130>TQElaborate on Dark Eldar relations with other species even further. Show off more of the fae bargaining side of them and deals with the devil people make for wealth and power and horrible price they pay for that when the check comes due.
>>96889837I, too, think we need more official 40k romance novels
>>96889837We have Slaanesh for that if GW stopped trying to market to kids we would have a containment from coomer shit. We also already have the Inquisition and the Officio Assassinorum with their leather/latex bound women, so a few models could stem the flow for people who only like the Imperium
>>96889847Tech priest x Tech priest or Tech priest x Servitor
>>96889837Didn't really work for the sisters with "They don't get married but BOY do they fuck". Maybe we'll get a novel like witchbringer for civvies sometime soon, I guess. Romance Amongst The Hive Stacks or Ten Days in the Sump or In Love with a Nurglite Warlord if you want to follow the breeding thing that all the female literary porn masquerading as fiction seems to do.
>>96889851Theres a decent tech priest smut story in the old indexhttps://pastebin.com/Jyk5TmTjhttps://web.archive.org/web/20150318030942/http://pastebin.com/Jyk5TmTjSecond part got removed so it's in the archive
>>96889837>help blunt the ever-growing avalanche of off-model coomershitIt won't. Look at pokemon and Hex Maniac, or any other female character from pokemon.Artists will keep drawing off-model because it is what they like.Also being weirded out that people would rather draw attractive looking things instead of ugly as fuck lore accurate things, is a high sign of autism.Good example about this are the most recent official eldar and dark eldar art, like both Lelith and Malys. Both of their recent art looks ugly as fuck, Lelith looks like an 80 year old crackhead crone and Malys looks like an unironic troon with a terrible boobjob.And people still draw attractive versions as fanart because they think it looks like ass.
>>96889875>because they think it* looks like ass.*the official shit looks like ass.
>>96889875>draw attractive looking things instead of ugly as fuck lore accurate things, is a high sign of autism.Wanting things to look pretty is a sign of autism?
To that archon in previous thread, may Vect bless you
>>96889875>because they think it looks like ass.No anon, it's because they're clearly hateful morons who need to Be Better.
>>96889882Reposting for freaks and miserable sotshttps://gofile.io/d/xwk7Nb
>>96889875Personally I like some of this off model stuff that looks way cooler than the actual art
>>96889918It looks cool I'll admit, but I wouldn't jack off to this.
>>96889918That's not off-model, thats just a different style
>>96889964Still sexier than the official art
>>96889875People draw off model because it allows them to tap into fads and popular IP in order to increase the reach of their art, while also not actually having to draw that thing. Its especially obvious with anime style fanart where everything just becomes a superficial costume for the same character repackaged for the billionth time.
>>96889969Not really.
What annoys me most is how offmodel art has massive spherical balloon tits that look nothing like real tits
>>96889969>>96889918Whose the artist for these, they're really cool
>>96889985The balloon tits look better than the real ones which sag to the woman's knees.
>>96889979This isn't an anime style fanart problem, it happens with all artists.Like Blingwildcat, all of their women have fridge bodies with same proportions and the same man faces.Only thing that changes is the outfit, hair style and skintone.
Won my game against Black Templars today 72-68. I've played against this guy's BTs half a dozen times now and this is the first time I've beaten them
>>96889265Cause chaos is fun and cute.
>LGS owner has the Terminator boxes sitting behind the counter>Won't give me my preorder until official release date next weekCome on manI neeeeeeeeeeed it
>>96889987https://www.tumblr.com/barpsy-abaub
>>96890013GW's been real anal about stores that breaking preorder dates, so cut your lgs some slack for trying to stay a GW stockist.
>>96890027Nah, I know he's gotta play nice to keep his GW deals going. I just see lots of other people getting theirs from other stores that don't seem to care about waiting and it's getting me pumped.
It does suck to see others getting theirs early, but just think of it as time you get to cram in to work on your back log.
Motivate me to paint some guardians
Does 40kg think warp spiders count as a fly unit for the november collage?
>>96890050do they have the fly keyword?
>>96889249>>96889224Just wait until the new ultra primaris Desolatorators came out in a few editions. Then people will start posting them with the "soul" meme. Exactly what happened with Centurions.
>>96889880Reread the post. Being weirded out by that is a sign of autism
>>96890054Yes
>>96890055Desolators being replaced by Gigaultrabliterators instead would probably be an upgrade. The new Primaris kits are a lot more creative and better than that era of primaris junk.The new Dark Angels, Space Wolves, Deathwatch all had much better weapon selections (and better models generally, but the DW heads are pretty cursed and the Blood Angels were... yea) and didn't have as bad a focus on the ugly weapons.The new primaris releases seem to be focusing on more classic weapons like multimeltas and plasmas. Even if they give it goofball names these weapons are a lot more grounded.I wouldnt be surprised if Primaris gets an AoS style sigmarites squatting that cleans up a lot the goofiest kits like the ATV or some of their more ridiculous weapons because I guarantee you they dont sell well for two reasons: 1 they keep the rules not very good so they clearly arent trying to sell them and 2: I very rarely see them at tables
>>96890084I think shit like the suppressors, inceptors, desolation squads and the ATV are gonna get the boot.I can see this happening with phobos too, but it that still has its fans they did put it recently into the SM2 game. Though the armor looks a bit different since the legs don't look as bad.
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>>96890094I met this guy, said some interesting stuff but his weed was too strong. if this dude was less racist I would totally fuck with him, ya know?
>>96890084>The new Primaris kits are a lot more creative and better than that era of primaris junk.Bro "that era" was just the latter half of last edition.
>>96890140"that era" was the begining of 8th edition.Since 9th the new primaris kits have been majorly way less retarded than what came out in 8th.Only miss step that came out in 9th I can think of is the desolation squads.
>>96890140Yes? And the company is moving away from that. last edition was 3-5 years ago homey its almost 11th.>>96890153Lets be real Desolation was probably cooked in 8th but just bottlenecked into releasing in 9th.
Primaris are shit, new and old. I wish woe upon anyone who buys and plays them
>>96890165post your midget oldmarine army
>>96890165I think both are cool
>>96890050I dunno don't they teleport rather than jump or fly? Not an eldar lore master but that's the impression I get from them.
>>96890165>Marines are shit, new and old. I wish woe upon anyone who buys and plays themfixed that for you
Has the general discussed the leaked Berserker surgeon?
>>96890199It's totally fake bro. Just let it rest.
>>96890199no because it's bad ai
>>96890194Yeah they warp jump, but have the FLY keyword
>>96890199It was posted, it's real.The needle arm on the backpack is the same as one of the rumor engine images GW released recently.Over all consensus has been "it looks like shit" "it's boring".So nothing out of the ordinary for this general.
>look ma I posted it again
"god you NEED to read black library or you're not a REAL fan, YOU'RE the tourist here!"Black Library sales in reality:
>>96890216>>96890215All right, I'll humor you in this. If you really think it's real, why do you think this model box art is being prepped for release right now? In what scenario is GW about to release a new stand-alone generic World Eaters character and not as part of a box set? Leaks like this come six months out tops, not a year plus.
>>96890224Only people who shill BL are just secondary faggots that have nothing else to do with 40k.And one of the typical defences for how shit the books are "well it's canon now anyway :)"Don't interact with them.
>>96890227>If you really think it's realI don't just think, I KNOW it is real.Compare this pincer arm to this image here >>96890216
>>96890231You KNOW this model that isn't even standing on its base is real?
>>96890236>GW glued the model on top of the texture pasteWow?
>>96890227GW released the slaughter bound by itself as well and it didn't have a box set.Them releasing the new surgeon as a stand alone isn't anything new.
>>96890224>>96890228You will never be a real Warhammer 40,000 fan. You have not read Black Library novels, you have not read short stories, you have not listened to audiodramas. You are a neckbeard twisted by shitposting into a crude mockery of this hobby's perfection.All the "validation" you get in 4chan is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your LGS "friends" laugh at your lack of knowledge of the setting behind closed doors.Fans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed real fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when you think you "pass", you look uncanny and unnatural to a fan. Your mistakes about the fluff are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a fan to play with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lack of respect for the setting.You will never be happy. You wrench out a smug smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that everyone else is also a fake and nobody cares about Black Library, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, while fearing that you're out of touch and don't fit in.Eventually it'll be too much to bear, you'll open your bottle of schizo meds, swallow the lot with mountain dew, and slip into that cold abyss... Your family will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with a disappointment. They’ll cremate you, and nobody will know that such a manchild existed. Your body will burn and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are shitposts that are unmistakably retarded.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>96890224>>96890228Funnily enough it's also almost always lorefaggots that derail this general. Truly a blight on the hobby.
>>96890245 slaughter bound came with their codex, their next codex isnt 6 months away
>>96890266it might be a release dropped during the campaign series, they do that often
>>96890224>>96890228>>96890264>slow thread>schizo antiBL shill starts samefagging and shitpostingit's all so tiresome
>>96890266NTA and that image looks very funny even to me, but we are going to start the end of edition campaign, and often these things have small releases for armies that get featured in it.
>>96890274>everyone I don't like is the same personmeds, now
>>96890281>when outed, resort to the "everyone I don't like is the same person"tiresome, indeed
>>96890285actual schizophrenia, wow
>>96890274Tbh, its been surprisingly nice just to have a slow thread instead of namefag shitflingining. Its okay to have a slow thread as painting projects take weeks and releases are months apart.
>>96890297It's usually the case that the faster the general, the worse it's quality.
We all know BL writers just steal stories from anywhere, so do you think they should make a 40k version of master and commander, with either a rogue trader or more free range captain?
Don't reply to the BL shill, he's just doing it to derail.
>>96890084There is no saving Primaris. 40k is doomed, trillions must die
>>96890084SM2 didnt have any of the worst primaris slop. It had no Aggressors, no retarded primaris gigasploders. It just had all the primaris branded versions of the old weapons.Stalker bolt rifleTM is still just bolter, pyreblasterTM is still just a flamer, plasma eradicatorTM is still just a plasma gun.I think considering how severe GW's editorial review process is for video games it shows pretty strongly the studios new (and honestly better) direction for primaris designs.
Survived the lightning strikes at the large fruit festival, so here's some models.Been helping a friend with sallies but my next project will be close range tau, what's your upcoming project?
reposting my finished ultras army !! got the basing done last night ! what hobby projects are you currently working on 40kg frens ?
*blocks your path*
>>96890363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
>>96890353>large fruit festivalJust say big pineapple, we already know your a maroons supporter.
>>96890358Painting up 10 guardians and a wraithlord as a batch
>>96890363h-he's fast
>>96890391I dont mind the new nauts, but I will say it makes me bad how much better they are than the boxnauts. My little chonky deathwatch boxnaut is half as good as a brutalis or ballistus with a difference of 15 points. It feels like boxnauts should be like 90 or 100 points.
>>96890055I think the fagots glazing centurions is mostly a knee jerk anti-primaris reaction.
>>96890391>Primaris Garbage
>>96890358having a fully painted army puts you in the top 5% of hobbyistswell done ultrasanon you mog almost every other poster in these threads and i believe in you and your ability to improve as a hobbyist
Did you start at the start of 8th?
>>96890391Nothing what can't be cleared with a liberal application o' the old melta.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96890415Feel THIS!
>>96890403what a pathetic fucking simp, actually disgusting
>>96889130I like orks :D
>>96890428post your fully painted army
>>96890439They won’t.
>>96890428t.
>>96890403>having a fully painted army puts you in the top 5% of hobbyistsanon there are lots of people with fully painted armies in these threads, what the hell are you talking about
>>96889224Honestly I think the missile launchers are too boring. Just long squared tubes, no logos no optics no bayonet no anything. Yeah I get they can’t be Ork levels of goofy but honestly they look like tau guns with how clean they are.
Figuring out which faction to play. Are any Chaos Space Marine models at risk of going legends? When looking at space marines, I was going to stay away from all firstborn models, do CSM have a similar thing to look out for?
>>96890458Don't bother, he's simping for an actual attention whore. Funny how she no longer feels the need to post her nails and feet now that everyone can recognize her by the dogshit miniatures, eh?
>>96890358Get an overhead light, for the love of god
>>96889985You’re describing most amateur art in general. Even a lot of pro art.
>>96890406I got back into it at the start of 8thI used to play 2nd/3rd ed, left the hobby right about the time 4th ed dropped I think
>>96889989Plenty of women have tasteful boobs that dont sag well into their later years. Are you new to the women metagame or something?
>>96890469>When looking at space marines, I was going to stay away from all firstborn models, do CSM have a similar thing to look out for?People think things like chaos preds, vindicators, defilers, forge fiends and maulerfiends are at risk because they are pretty old models but I'm not sure we'd lose all that in 11th.
>>96890216It's hideous design. The shoulder-pads and proportions are just goofy and wtf is going with the hands? I don't say it is fake, I just hope it is because this should not pass any design decision board.
>>96890469I think most of the CSM line is pretty safe, but I might be forgetting some random edge cases warp talons maybe? Or is that new raptor kit able to build them toomaybe CSM bikers if they don't get updated
>>96889993>BT V Khorne DemonsWhat a kino match up.
>>96889993Killcount for your bloodthirsters?
>>96890490>maybe CSM bikers if they don't get updatedValrak said new chaos bikers in 11th
>>96889224Haha, yeah, a-are centurions cool yet? Haha....
>>96889130>How would (You) make 40k even spookier?Publish a haunted house story set on a craftworld.
You’d think gw would be making twinks for minatures by now.
>>96889224They really wanted to be dark reapers and it just doesn't work.
>>96890506Horseshoeing is making them cool because they are old enough that old good/new bad is making people like them. Primaris having an endless slew of even sloppier and shitter designs has made them look better by comparison as well.Now people look at them as an example of over the top goofycool like its oldhammer even though they arent oldhammer.The reality is its a pretty crappy design that even good paintjobs struggle to save. Saturnine stuff is a better execution on the concept.
>>96890484I think at least half of them will get an update. Defilers might die, the 6-7e era plastics probably just stay, and all the rest gets something new. I think all the rhino chassis stuff will get Castigator style treatments. It'll be entirely divorced from the ancient rhino base kit. I hope and pray that they recut the mold for the actual space marine rhino and its family, but it is not the end of the world if they finally nix it for loyalists.
>>96890501tell him to lay off the burgers
>>96890507They did that once. I believe it was about a Deathwatch Squad having to infiltrate a destroyed Craftworld to either recover something or destroy the Infinity Circuit, and there had been Daemons skulking about the place. They even came across an Eldar survivor and forced her to come along to activate passages for them.
>>96890528There's a recession on, no one needs to be told to lay off burgers.
By the wording, can you give the sniper rifle (or heavy weapons even) to the Scout Sergeant? Fucken gay if the sarge can't have the squad's ONLY rifle now they can't all have one
>>96890216hmm its called a berserker surgeon and it looks pretty much like its name sake... alright? I think I'd skip the helmet and give him a face though
>>96890492Not sure exactly since I used my two bloodthirsters and skarbrand as distraction carnifexes while my bloodletters and dogs focused on scoring. I know they killed a bunch of crusaders, bladeguard, helbrecht and an executioner as my opponent slowly chewed through them. Two of them exploded as they died which did a tonne of damage and forced my opponent to change his strategy in my favour. I would've lost if my opponent had painted all his models
>>96890520It's funny how the context falls away. At the time, it was so obviously hard power creep because the company was in dire straits and needed to sell as many marines as possible. Not as bad as 7e's bald-faced "Hey you can have 6 rhinos for no points cost as long as your list has 60 tacticals!" But it's all the same and never really changed. They're always trying to find the best way to get one person to buy the most product, and they're just good at it right now.
>>96889851tech priest x genestealer cultistthe most intense hand-holdingso many hands to hold
>>96890556scoring
>>96890587>fixed I hope you apologised for being a cringe faggot>>96890554You are correct that the Sergeant can't have the rifle or heavy weapon.
>>96890316I'd read No Country For Old Men as a Necromunda story.
>>96890339The best part about 40k is they already do!
>>96890489But those are normal world eater shoulder pads
>>96890280THOUSAND KEKS LOSE AGAIN
>>96890216Bigfoot tier photo. It's fake.
Built this guy over the last week, but I think that's enough resin for me for a long time.Once the weather gets better, I'll at least basecoat it.
>>96890710Bigfoot is real, little bro
>>96889130>How would (You) make 40k even spookier?Sex makes any horror scarier but sex is too much for 40k.
>>96890490>warp talons maybe? Or is that new raptor kit able to build them tooYes, we already know that the new KT that is coming out in June will be basically a triple kit (raptors, warp talons, KT specialists that may get a 40k datasheet like Raveners)
>>96890559Oh yeahDo you guys remember Grav? Today still the biggest example of GW sales mandated power creep.
>>96890399They're honorary primaris in my book>t. Primaris hater
>>96890506Always has been
>>96890399Whatever it takes to rationalize your delusion. People are finally waking up to the fact that they've always been cool.
>>96890808Your hatred for Primaris doesn't make them good models, you silly cunt.
Hello Brothers..
>the sicaran infiltrator got a gold star stickerCute.
I got>gorestorm slaughterpack>a unit of berzerkers>Lord Avocado>and one goremonger I got from the model of the month thingWhat I will got>second juggernaut from bits store so I can make the berzerker lord that comes extra from the avocado box>Berserker surgeonEventually, like 2-3 years from now>goremongers>more berzerkers (?)>that lord of war big robot
>>96890887>the sicaran infiltrator can't taste the ham sandwichSad!
>>96890890>>gorestorm slaughterpackWhy can't we just have names like "World Eaters Starter Box"?
>>96890890Your Eightbound, bro?
>>96890902>he doesn't like cringeblood murderfest
>>96890887that's damage
>>96890912Nuh uh it's clearly a star sticker.
>>96890358Hell yeah they look great
>>96890833Jokes on you, I like the primaris models people don't like too
>>96890912Its a star
>Flawless Blades>(Exalted) Eightbound>Tzaangor Enlightened>Deathshroud TerminatorsWho got the best 3-man elite unit?
>>96890399Nta but as silly as centurions are, they tried to be something, they are goofy space marines inside a space marine. Compared to "Space marine 2: normalfag edition" anything wins.TL;DR: I love my not-bigger-terminators
>>96890399It partly is.I've seen some guys here unironically say that centurions are now "SOVL" just because they are old.Also some people unironically have rose tinted nostalgia glasses, but it is less about nostalgia for the actual centurion models, but nostalgia for the time back then and how the game was back then years ago. When the game was more new and fresh and more fun for them.Arguably to most people their favorite edition is just the one they first started 40k with.
>>96890980Only thing centurions tried to be is shit.
>>96890965holy shit this is so bad
>>96890999>I don't like X>You like X? It has to be delusionNo no, my tastes are objective, not yours
It is the second of November.I spent yesterday clipping sprues and nursing a hangover.Today, however...
>>96891006reactiontonegativestatement.jpg
>>96890975tzaangor. Its not even a contest. Although I will admit, deathshround are fucking cancer and should be reworked.
>>96890890how much of that is painted
>>96891017Non stop nut november i see
>>96890975>>Flawless BladesThe models are a little underwhelming, not bad but I'd just like some more ornamentation, but I like their fluff and crunch.
>>96891007I'll buy them again
>>96890975>>Tzaangor Enlightened
>>96891064yeah they really are the greatest of the bunch arent they? Amazing what discs can do. Its a good thing rubrics cant taint them.
>>96890975Blades>Deathshroud>eightbound>tzaangorsTZAANGORS ARE NOT THOUSAND SONS
>>96890999>to most people their favorite edition is the one they started withTrue.My favorite is 8th. Loyal 32 + knight + smash captain be damned. I still liked it. Harlequins had their own codex and I still had the furioso and librarian dreadnoughts
>>96891070Awful fucking taste. Wow. Whats next, are you going to deem chaos to not be a part of csm? What are you, a iron warrior fan?
>>96891006You sound mad
>>96891073>starting at 8thGrim.
>>96891064Both scarab occult termies and bird bots are the wrong unit size to qualify.
It is a crime that we never got an updated Mutation sprue.
>>96891081According to anons, people love primaris because that's the marines they started with.Knowing the influx of players in the last decade; it really makes sense.
>>96891094>people love primaris because that's the marines they started withThis is obviously a joke right now, but at one point in the future it no longer will be.
You want your exodites to look like forest elves with giant dinosaurs.I want my exodites to look like ashlanders with giant bugs.We are not the same.
>>96891084True but I imagine there are millions of 3d printed kits like this out there
>>96891112>this is obviously a jokeAnon...
>>96890027Have they been? My LGS doesn't give a fuck.
>>96891126I don't care what they look like:If somehow I don't like Goodwin's vision for exodites then there's gonna be some 3rd party guy making what's missing.
>>9689111240k more than doubled in playerbase size in 8th edition alone. That means at least half of all collectors today started after the launch of Primaris.
>>96891094You can't blame them, they don't know what they missed on.But this won't stop me from telling them how shit their taste is. I fucking hate primaris, I wish to meet the one who made them and strangle the life out of him (in minecraft)
>>96891150Primaris are unironically the best thing to happen to 40K. Firstborn aren’t all that you crack them up to be. Since watching the trailer for 8th, I’ve slowly sold my first born marines in order to double the amount of marines in my fold.
>>96891150>You can't blame them, they don't know what they missed on.>they don't know what they missed on.How? Just because I wasn't born in the 18th century doesn't mean I can't wrap my head around how good Mozart's music is.>I wish to meet the one who made them and strangle the life out of him (in minecraft)While the decision/idea to redesign space marines for normalfags likely came from above, it still seems to be Jes Goodwin who designed primaris.Jes "I was tired of space marines so I made space marines 2" Goodwin.
>>96891150I've seen the firstborn models I "missed out on", I am not impressed by them.
>>96891126N'wah
>>96891162>I’ve slowly sold my first born marines in order to double the amount of marines in my fold.Fumbled the bait, don't be greedy, Bait-kun.
>>96891184Swit
>>96891184Fetid piece of guar dung
>>96891187>>96891208What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
I just finished the Eisenhorn / Ravenor / Bequin series. I've also read the night lords trilogy. What should I read next?
>>96891081Yeah people get older and new people are born. Sorry you had to discover that on an anonymous imageboard.
>>96891182Some of them are pretty cool like the Jump packs guys by the normal firstborn marines are kinda wack
>>96891235I recommend twice dead king, fabius bile primogenitor or horus rising
>>96891184Skooma-bag
>>96890231You are mentally deficient if you think this is real
the coverage on monument royal purple is kinda ass
>>96890887Whats 6 supposed to be?
>>96890975deathshroudexalted sorcererspowergapeightboundpowergapflawless blades
So world eaters are getting a 2nd wave or what? What about TSons or EC?
>>9689123515 hours was enjoyable and I'm not even a guardfag. It made me try the other guard books and I just want to be very clear: Deathworlder was not enjoyable
>>96891265world eaters are far and away the most popular cult legion so it wouldn't be surprising but we all know james is retarded and lazy so they won't do it anywaystsons desperately need it more thoughEC will never get one
>>96891258Datasmith, programs the brobots
>>96891262Are you talking rules-wise?Because flawless blades are good sculpts
>>96891238Horrible takeKys
>>96891282no, flawless blades are dogshit sculpts
>>96891283Not sure anyone would kill themselves over a single take anon
>>96891265Nobody plays WE, DG and TSONS are way more popular.
>>96891254Thats what you get for straying from Citadel paints
>>96891247You will never know the secret syllable of royaltyYWNKTSSOROutlander behaviour
>>96891283You know this comment makes you weird, right?
>>96891289Trying too hard
>>96891297>Nobody plays WEbased retardthey're the secondmost played cult legion and that's despite DG being broken for months and months and having a way more expansive model range>inb4 t-tournament statsnope, all games logged by the most popular points tracking app over the last 4 months
>>96891326Why such a powergap between WE and TK?Why EC at the very bottom?
>>96891326I see this and just don't believe the data when I see Space Wolves so low.
>>96891316sorry that you've tied your self-worth to models you don't even own
>>96891335See>>96891316
>>96891331tsons are hard to paint, hard to play, and people don't like half their army being taken up by recycled AoS sculpts instead of actual tsonsEC have never been popular as a CSM option and getting a bland new model range with hardly any options made them even less appealing
>>96891343>bland new model rangeBut their new range is kino. Fulgrim is awesome, all the new sculpts are god-tier.
>>96891351it's okay if you like themmost people disagree
>>96891334>>96891326Is this because Gladius detachment gets counted as Codex space marines? These app based data collection things are always biased by the input method for players using them
>>96891334>>96891360space wolves are not as popular as you have been lead to believethe most popular ones are black templars, blood angels and dark angels
>>96891262>exalted sorcerersThose are characters. Might as well compare them to the plaguecaster or some shit.
>>96891351I think they are good, but their appeal is niche. Retard manchildren here have to make everything this black and white love hate in their relationships with toys.The reality is most people might agree their sculpts are good or they look cool, but would never actually buy and play them because it's not FOR THEM. It's not their taste.They are a niche army, that murder-rape-drug-enslave aesthetic appeals to people way less than the huge red guy with axe aesthetic. In terms of numbers, it reflects this.
>>96891357Ive seen nothing but praise for the noise marines
>>96891367They used to be their own squad.
>>96891367he could've used occult terminators and still been correctenlightened tzaans are not the deathshroud/eightbound/FB equivalent modelwise or ruleswise and (you) know it
I wish I had infinite money so I could influence model sales, making it so that GW only makes more of models that I like
>>96891334>>96891360Very few people like the faggy wolf obsession/flanderization their fluff has been drowned in since 5th-ish
>>96891384>aNd (yOu) kNoW iTStop being a fag
>>96891351Their new models are absolutely kino… the issue is almost no CSM carryover like the other legions got, and possibly the most boring codex of 10th edition.
>>96891299wtf is this the modern capcha?
>>96890520It’s grim how bad newer designs have been that it actually makes the Centurion look kinda alright. Is this how Prequel Trilogy mental revisionism works? I don’t like it
>>96891406>absolutely kino>legionaries but slightly different>primaris noise marines>faceless lucius>conehead boys (inb4 t-they have different options! they all look like shit)
>>96891384>he could've used occult terminators and still been correctFive model MSU? Nah.
>>96891418>Why does the weird freaky hellraiser faction look weird and freaky ayyyyeeee What is agree on is it didn’t go far enough, but then they’d be moved to online only like all the updated Slaanesh daemons
>>96891422cope all you want, tzaan enlightened dont match the statblocks of the other three you listed and they're not the faction namesake, they're not equivalent
SPACE VIKANGZ
>>96891457You know what we really needed instead of updating older models? Hounds of Morkai 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>96891235The Inquisition War
>>96891457lmao TRIGGERED
>>96891457>anti-asian hatred in a box
I dont wanna go back to work tomorrow bros ;_; I just wanna stay home and paint my plastic dolls
>>96891509Grow up
>>96891351>their new range is kinoLook at this by the numbers>1 Big centerpiece hero (Fulgrim)>1 slightly larger named character model (Lucius)>1 generic character model (Lord Exultant)>1 Generic infantry option (Infractors/Tormentors)>Two different Elite options (Noise Marines/Flawless Blades)That's it. Yes the sculpts look good but there's no variety in there. You got no mounted units, no big generic model like the Plaguecrawler, very limited daemon support, and just your generic CSM stuff to help support your list (And even then just the bare minimum stuff to make the army work like Daemon Princes, Rhinos, and Land Raiders). Hell even World Eaters, who had barely as much stuff on release, feel more varied because they at least got a mounted unit (Lord Invocatus)
what the fuck is going on with raveners?you can't buy the old models, they seem to have been squatted, but you can't buy the new models, they're forever out of stock.what is going on?
>>96891457>Bjorntavius the Fatherless
>>96891554that's standard GW inability to match supply with demand
found out that nobody at the LGS wants to play with mearmies for this feel?
>>96891494>they said stop tau hate until they found out who was hating them
>>96891518Keep licking those boots
>>96891563knights
>>96891563Sisters of Silence
>>96891457Real talk: why is GW pushing the black vikings thing?"Why space wolves of all things?" Is the real topic
>>96891563Imperium Knights, Adeptus Custodians
>>96891563Death Guard, your scent and repulsive aura matches.
>>96891563Knights
>>96891559I'm kind of holding out hope they're revising the heads. I knew this sudden obsession with revisiting old designs with Screamer Killer and Neurotyrant was going to get out of hand. They're trying to bring the whole model range back to 3rd edition designs, probably because some soulless corporate body is talking about starcraft again.
>>96891576Because their analytics indicate that must SW fans are American cucks who love both vikings and groids, so they just decided to mash them together.
>>96891576Everyone caught on that Salamanders weren't real representation.
>>96891576its like that episode of doctor who where they go to ancient london and everyone is black and when his companion questions it the doctor looks at the viewer and says "london was always black"
>>96891586Oh yeah starcraft is making a miniatures game. I bet GW wishes they would have let them use the 40k IP
>>96891586>hope they're revising the headsthey aren't they probably made the crests smaller to fit two per model on the sprues better, more than trying to avoid issues with starcraft
>>96891576They got negroes in everything. There are black raven guard, black guardsmen, black sisters, black dwarves. Its an inclusivity thing, man. The idea is "you may be black, but warhammer isnt just a thing for white people. you can spend your money here. please give us money. we love your money so much, mr. black warhammer nerd." And the people that work there think its a moral good to have black heroes too, so little black warhammer nerds can look at a marine and be like "woah hes just like me". Because every little 10 year old wants to be a genocidal alien burning neutered super warrior monk with PTSD and license to do morally good violence.
>>96889130>How would (You) make 40k even spookier?There's plenty of spooky stuff, it just isn't focused on. You could easily make a horror movie out of a chaos or genestealer cult
>>96890216Box, background behind the mini and floor on which box lies look AI generatedProper text is photoshopedMini is halfway generated and halfway kitbashed in a Photoshop, notably using that rumor engine partI don't know why someone bothered
>>96891573>>96891577>>96891578>>96891582half of them already play those factions and would rather play against them than play against me
>>96891599I think thats when viewership cratered.>crusty doctor>ugly companion>woke ideals told and not shownThey thought they were too big to fail.
>>96891592I've recently looked into starting a salamanders army and I'm not a huge fan of them all having onyx black skin and red eyes, which made me think that I should make a reference to that one unhelmeted salamander in an old SM codex.I do love Picrel (which used to be a named character iirc) so I'd love to convert him. I'm a helmet fag all the way so "space marine races" is a complete nothingburger for me.
>>96891609Sorry decalmutant. I guess you're just as insufferable IRL as you are here
>>96891634i'm not decalfag
>>96891606I do feel like space wolves are way more represented in that regard.Leaked SM2 bare heads, for instance.
>>96891630What?
>>96891563>>96891609If you're actually being legit right now and not just shitposting for the sake of shitposting, have they told you why they don't want to play with you? Because it could be anything from army choice to playstyle to just how you act in public.
>>96891635Sure.
>>96891605it's possible, but I really feel like some designer has gotten up their own ass and decided the whole range needs to be updated to this Nu-Third aesthetic.
>>96891592It should be though. If White Scars can be mostly asian, why can't Salamanders be mostly black? Its so wierd watching corporate shit be like "racism is bad" but then treat blacks so hugely differently from any other ethnicity.
>>96891634Why are you so obsessed with him? Are you a genuine psychopath?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dtvkowlq/sunday-preview-fight-in-dead-silence-and-dont-wake-the-necrons/Loads o' Kill Team and also a hot new BELISARIUS CAWL book featuring VASHTORR THE ARKIFANE!
>>96891630the indomitus crusades gives you perfect excuses for salamanders that don't have the onyx skin: a lot of fully formed primaris marines got handed as reinforcements to the salamanders chapter and probably sent on the indomitus crusade in all haste with little to no visit of nocturnethe geneseed flaw that turns all their skin black manifests mainly because the implant that allows their skin to withstand radiation is practically overloaded by the peculiar amount and type of radiation of nocturnetheir few successor chapters don't necessarily have that, because they don't visit nocturne, similarly you can have primaris salamanders formed by cawl and sent to reinforce the chapter that haven't visited nocturne yetwhat's more you can make up some bullshit about how cawl made their geneseed more stable, so the flaw doesn't manifest, or manifests rarely or more slowly sometimes, like he tried to do with blood angels and space wolves
>>96891641Space Marines are just more represented in general, getting the most stories and appearances after Ultramarines. When you take a wide view of all their stories, they are kind of just mary sue good guys.The reason there are no black marines in, idk, the Mentors chapter, is because there are no stories with them post 2010 to have them present.
>>96891643Short ver:- I like Sallies, except the skin thing- In the (4th?) ed SM codex, there is a white Sally, why not do that myself? Would be funny/conversation starter- Here is cool black Sally character- Helmets = no bare heads
>>96891657Because Salamanders are BLACK black, not "Black" black.
>>96891563you are a frogposter, ofc they don't want to play with you
>>96891664You dont know what a psychopath is
>>96891664anons in this thread just love namefag drama for some reason and they jump at any chance to bring it up
>>96891681Post the cover of the other novel in that series featuring the fenris people
>>96891685I know, I'm saying they should be black it would be based. Just like White Scars being mostly asian is based. And make a zulu inspired chapter while you are at it. The more loosely adapted historical army tropes are adapted the better. Space Romans, Space Mongols, Space Zulus, Space Crusaders, Space Germans, Space Americans, space EVERYTHING.
>>96891556kek
>>96891630They can be whatever colour you want dude. Your chapter can recruit from entire plants if not star systems. Some marines might not have dealt with enough radiation to trigger a change like that.Also you can make a smithing focused chapter who hunt monsters without them being sally descended.
>>96891701>American negroes that went to leave in a forest in Scotlandwhat the fuck does this mean. they showed up and left?
>>96891678>also a hot new BELISARIUS CAWL book featuring VASHTORR THE ARKIFANE!OMH INJECT THAT CAPESHIT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS AHHHHHHHHH
>>96891692True, they just can't help themselves I guess. Mongrel scum.
I find myself disappointed by Dead Silence because not only is it two 5 man teams, it's also got no extra terrain
>>96891710The dude with the blond mustache 3rd from the left always makes me think he has huge yellow lips and it fucks with me EVERY time you post it.
>>96891711I meant "live". Phone posting owner me again, I accept the spelling mistake gif and kms
>>96891457I don't really care about the Black Viking thing because no one takes it seriously anyway and it just becomes a laughing stock which defeats there goals anyway.
>>96891723It’s white not blonde. He’s an old man.
>>96891678>New KT set really is 5 Steathsuits onlySo what does this mean for the unit in 40k? They've already delisted the old model with 3 in there so the new one is definitely going to be the current thing going forward. Will it go from 3 for 80/6 for 120 to 5 for 100?
>>96891733It looks good Sallyanon
>>96891737Kino
>>96891737YESMOAR
>>96891737What he was looking at coming for him
>>96891737What is he defending?
>>96891736Could still be 3-5 because the ratling kill team was 10 models but the datasheet lets you go with 5 or 10
>>96891738It looks like blackface lmao.
>>96891737It came out so incredibly good I'm shaking and crying and pissing myself.
>>96891771See your doctor anon
>>96891737>>96891757The perfect example for why less is more when it comes to photography
>>96891681The problem is that a black Ultramarine or imperial Fist makes sense, but not a fucking black SW.>>96891694Fun fact: The black fenrisians in that cover do not actually appear in the book. It was just a marketing thing.
>>96891650no, heard it from a friend as they complained to him (they don't actually know we're friends) but havent told mei.e talking behind my backthe problem is that they think i'm an asshole in general, not army etcam I? yes, i'm not gonna pass the blame, I complain about 10th all the time as the rules suck ass, I complain that they constantly play with unpainted models, I complain that they sweat instead of have fun, I complain that they organize games and don't tell anyone and basically exclude new players they don't personally know from picking up the game, I complain that i'm forced to play 10th to even TRY to get a game when they know I dislike it because they don't want to try anything elsebut they sure as hell don't want to admit that forming a clique, being lazy, being narrow minded so every else must play what they play (and they wont play anything else) isnt being asshole too
>>96891719>admech vs dark mechanicum>capeshitleast retarded anti-40k shill
>>96891790Why do you even want to play with these people?
>>96891757Nope
Is there any cool cinematic footage of Knights shooting there huge ray guns? Not the dumb cannon one.
>>96891795>[special character that does everything in its faction] and [special character that does everything in its faction]
>>96891790The only solution for you is trying to lead a new group of players. Go to your LGS and start promoting playing against you among new players. Be easy on them.You probably can't escape 10th if you need to play against strangers, but you should do it in your own terms.
>>96891817Uhhh have you read what happened to Propero my chimp?
>>96891790Become a girl. That'll show them.
>>96891457More heads for my African Space Marine Chapter.
>>96891822>I don't know that there's more characters from these factionsyeah, that's obvious
>>96891679I want most of them to be firstborns :C>>96891710Trve>>96891737Purple Anon? Delivering in your thread? It's more likely than you think.
>>96891654>the whole rangeLarge majority of new third editions things we got were additive, not redesigns. And Necrons also got the same things. GW is simply running out of new designs and thus is going back to the old ones and making them new units. I wouldn't be surprised if soon or later we'll get the old gorilla Tyrant Guard or the shield and sword 3rd edition one as new units.
>>96891785>Fun fact: The black fenrisians in that cover do not actually appear in the book. It was just a marketing thing.Big kek if true
>>96891824newfags have unpainted armies and will buy units with "overpowered" rules that he will complain and bitch about. you really think this dude that got ostracized for constant bitching is going to be able to organize new players around him? They will come in to buy blood angel kit for their first models and he will start telling them about how blood angels are gay and 10th edition sucks and they are retarded for not playing 2E
>>96891826Stop lashing out.
>>96891856What are you talking about?
>>96891855Its just decalfag. Ignore him
>>96891836except those guys don't do anything in their faction and aren't special characters it's like arguing capeshit isn't capeshit because there's irrelevant people living in the houses in the background
>>96891802I don't anymore, no games better than bad gamesbut I want to try and fix this, to get them to change their mindset but I realise its a fruitless endeavour and they'll never change>>96891824honestly I might try this, theres a new player looking for a game and to my knowledge none of the existing players have said they'll teach/help himso if I do it, I can then act like "yeah well you lazy fuckers don't actually care about anyone outside your group so of course I helped him"
>>96891836Yeah, and which characters is the new novel focusing on?
>>96891862no way. decalfag is too retarded to play old editions and his army is 90% primaris slop
>>96891859You know what
>>96891869WATCH OUT LITTLE THOUSAND SON THE SCOUTS ARE FLANKING YOU OH GOD HE CAN'T HEAR ME HE'S A DUSTHEAD AAAIEEEE
>>96891790You should learn to hide your powerlevel
>>96891869Oh lawd they comin
>>96891873and what does your older edition army consist of you massive phony?
>>96891874Yea ok sure bud, move on.
>>96891869Noooooo
>>96891869>rubric gets stabbed in the rear joints>the armour deflates in magic farts sounds
>>96891869LOOK OUT!
>>96891896I will if you will
>>96891908I already have, its you who is stuck in the past.
>>96891783I would bet a dollar people wouldnt shit on him so much if he wasnt also a knightfag
>>96891457in more important news, finally necronchads can get pic related. Much better than the Infinite and the Divine, IMO
>>96891869I get it, I understand warham 40.000 now, iz bootifool>>96891879Kek
>>96891918The first book was very good but I heavily disliked the second
This angers the dustbin.
>>96891917no serious person is that tribal over armies, its mostly just a joke.
>>96891862i'm not decalfag, how the hell would I even prove this to you?
>>96891931judging by the regular meltdowns over army tribalism I hardly think it's a joke in this place
>>96891917"people" shit on decalfag because a) he's a chud and b) singlehandly proves wrong that "post models" makes them better than other 40k fans
>>96891934Dude I am the Decalanon, just ignore them. They see ghosts all day.
>>96891757put the trip back on
>>96891839>I want most of them to be firstborns :CThen you either paint them white for no reason at all and never address why beyond "I didn't like that color scheme"or you make a successor chapter instead of actual salamanders, but they're near identical to salamanders in most features
>>96891913Prove it. Stop responding to me.
>>96891865Just don't be a faggot and go slow and easy with them. Avoid gotcha moments like "herm, yeah, you can't shoot my guys they're behind the building's footprint" or "yeah, akshully I can shoot your guys, you see there's windows here which means I can shoot you her her". I experienced that when I got into 40k and it was close to ruining my experience. also he was an open furfag. No good very icky>>96891918And in an OMNIBUS? I LOVE BIG BOOKS WITH BOOKS INSIDE THE BOOK!!!
>>96891931you're very naive, and the world is full of unserious persons
>>96891945Ok fine
>>96891923YAMERO
>>96891891I play 10th, I'm just saying decalmutant is too retarded not to play >current editionNo one with that low of an IQ and that many primaris units wants to play old editions.Additionally I'm pretty sure in the past he has said that he plays at his friends houses. He doesn't play in stores.
>>96891923You can do it rubric-san! Warpflame those fuckers!
>>96891952You literally can't lol
>>96891956Some older editions are far less complex from what I have seen, what are you smoking chief?
>>96891923oh no, he's got the high ground!
>>96891962Seems you're in a similar predicament, twerp.
>>96891938pretty sure the answer is actually c) the fact he was posting the same damn 3 pictures over and over spamming them in threads for weeks.being a chud is a good thing, what are you a fag?
>>96891946oh yeah i'll ask him how much he knows first and go off of that, just stick to something basic like 500pts with only your army rule, no detachment or strats if he barely knows anything, if he does then detachments and strats can be introduced, and eventually mission mechanicsinitially I don't want to as its 10th, I dislike itbut I also know nobody else is going to pull a finger out their ass and help this guy get started
>finish model I'm really proud of>realize I put him on the wrong size baseGod fucking dammit
>>96891923"You can't do this to me! I am invincible! I am a herald of Chaos!"
>>96891977Well well, how the turn tables...
>>96891977YAY YIPPEE CHAOSFREN!!!
>>96891869>>96891923This is why older poses were better, look how easily they go from "running up a position" to "close quarter confrontation".
>>96891977The facial expressions are perfect
>>96891977>Nottingo personnelu, Sang-kun...>N-NANI!?...
>>96891987Ive posted 100s of photos not 3 u ape
>>96891923is this doctor spork's STL with some texture painted on it?
>>96891987>posting the same damn 3 pictures over and over spamming them in threads for weekslike many others do, so it wasn't enough. But him being a chud obviously triggered the trannie model posters
>>96892061When each photo basically boils down to>Look at every model I have for my army!Then yes it feels like the 3 same photos.
WE
Stop talking about decalshitter
>>96892087WUZ
>>96891299Tbh I really want to get away from Citadel Paints, I've had two pots dry out because a bit of paint gets into the lid crevices and it can't close properly >:(
>>96892088Why? He has nice models and is a valued member of the community.
>>96892068No, people hate him because he spammed down several threads in a row and made a point to start shit with everybody then go UWU WHY EVERYBODY HATE ME
>>96892063Yup.
>>96891254a lot of purples have bad coverage>>96891299citadel purples are even worse lmao
>>96892097Put the trip back on
Guys, can chaos Spawns retain their sanity?
>>96892097put the trip back on
>>96892099And then after getting banned from the community events for bad behavior, tried again to submit his models (poorly) pretending to be someone else.>>96892097He is not a valued member and his vehicles are oversaturated with decals and the furfag animal heads on every knight ain't it.His infantry are fine though desu
>>96892090SPACE FURRIES N SHEIT
>>96892112>>96892115>>96892116This seems exceSSive
>>96892114No, that's the point
>>96892068No, it was the spamming for like 300 posts at a time and how he fucking replies to any mention of him with obnoxious posts that sound like he's 12.And he's a redditor.
>>96892097Don't bother anon, I have been deemed a pariah by the board schizos and it seems I have no recourse.
>>96892099>>96892127So did the toxic lamenters tranny. But only decalfag keeps being insulted all the time out of nowhere even when usually plays innocent and almost never attacks other anons (no matter what retarded shit he did before)I don't care about him, but your seething bias is obvious
>>96892150Wow someone with a brain here.
>>96892150ThisFuck lamenterfag orbiters
>>96892150Lamenterfag never spammed down threadsbut hey, you'd know that if you weren't a tourist who came here a year ago after having your NINE reddit accounts banned
>>96892166to be clear I personally have no problem with her, she doesn't like me and that is fine but shes never bothered me.
>>96892000Just clip the flat part of the base off the edges and glue it on top of the larger base. Then extend your basing out and voila
>>96892171>I personally have no problem with her I'll just praise people who try to denigrate her by equating her to my faggot-y ass >>96892156
>>96892170That's not me I have no issue with Lamenteranon at all. I mean shes a fragile mind but otherwise seems ok.
>>96892150Put the trip back on
>>96892175That's why I made several comments clarifying my stance on her. >>96892183not me kid
>>96892172Not a bad idea. Ill give it a shot.
>>96892171I hate tribal faggots too much to care about who they're entranced by currently.>>96892175Use nta, fag
>>96892170To be honest the only person who maybe spammed threads down more than Decalfag within the last couple months is either that Ultralesbian or the late AIslopper. Lamenters did spam that one techmarine/Servitor a little bit during the WIP month but that was comparatively small.
Mods should just add the /biz/ per-thread user tags
>>96892185You use 4chan like its reddit.This is an anonymous board no one gives a fuck what X anon thinks of Y anon. Go back
That is the point of the heads with the flat bottom in my intercessor box? Is it for kitbashing?
>>96892140Correct. You have no recourse.
I sent 10 metamorphs into Purifier Squad, they sharted hard and could only kill 3 before they got wiped out.
>>96892201Helmet Goes on the hip of a dude you used a bare head for.
>>96892205did you use the strong profile?
>>96892200I respect your opinion and agree which is why I dropped the Trip, it should be fully anonymous here. >>96892202I'm sure that will change with time, it heals all wounds if you haven't heard.
>>96892205Noice.Atleast you made it in. Cool models
>>96892201it's in the instructions
>>96892217Fags like you should leave, or use a trip so we can filter it
>>96892205Damn these lil fellas are adorbs. Sorry about the failed melee
>>96892221Just shut up already you dumb ass
>>96892150Glad people are starting to see this. We have a lot of shitposters and schizos but only the decalfag gets singled out all the time even when he acts normal.
>>96892215>>96892219>>96892227Of course, I should have buffed their AP-1 with a ridgerunner but I was killing Paladin Squad with 20 neophyte blob. Paladin Squad destroyed the Goliath, metamorphs hid behind the building and 3 died, then 3 resurrected and charged the Purifiers.I made the mistake of not focusing on the Purifiers, I had an Aberrant unit that I could have rapid ingressed with but made a HUGE misplay trying to take down my opponent's Nemesis Dreadknight. I drew Bring it Down and Area Denial and the Dreadknight was at the center but it proved too tough, killing the Purifier Squad would have won me the game in the long-run as my opponent would be forced to do actions with a dreadknight and a rhino only.
>>96892239I think its a few redditors who have followed me here.
>>96892191Then if you go even further back there was PAKfag. To be honest guys I don’t think there’s ever been a point where someone wasn’t causing problems.>>96892092Is there a paint brand that doesn’t have glaring flaws and/or really vocal haters? Doubt such a thing exists.
>>96892199Yeah this gets brought up occasionally but considering shitposters are ban evading anyway I don't think it would help much. They should just increase timers before you're allowed to post from a new IP to like 30min or maybe even an hour
>>96892217Wounds that are constantly reopened (which is what you're doing) will never have time enough to heal.
>>96892232Put the trip back on and I'll stop replying as I have it filtered
>>96892170>Lamenterfag never spammed down threadsbullshit, she spent months spamming the same images her models at every chance, and ragebaiting and mocking other anons out of nowhere.
>>96892114One time a guy became a chaos spawn, looked down at his body and let the Custodes kill him because he didn't want to be alive anymore.
>>96892254I know you're really upset because you would demand models in the middle of arguments and she would actually post hers when you couldn't but that doesn't let you rewrite history
>>96892120he posted it again award goes to>>96892254why are you so fat and retarded?
>>96892254>>96892265>she>her
>>96892254And Lamenterfag is also a redditor posting there models that she doesn't dare post here, yet she's never called out about it.Another double standard
>>96892274A good couple of our modelposters post on reddit but most of them are smart enough to not be fucking dumbasses when attaching their models so nobody gives a shit
>>96892274There's a difference between posting on reddit and coming here, boasting about your 8 reddit accounts and throwing down 5 daily meltdowns when anybody even mentions you
>>96892274I've found like 5 regulars here on Reddit. It's more that you're so insufferable that you got banned off of there and scuttled into here, just to keep shitting up threads.The secret is to be a decent person and people won't hate you :0 (shocker I know)
>>96892265>>96892272and they pretend there's no discord trannies here while obviously coordinating their shitposting in their channels, lol>>96892273I dislike trannies and fags because they're obnoxious and annoying attention whores and drama queens, not because they're gay or try to change their gender
>>96892114noyou don't become a chaos spawn until the mutations overcome your mind, body and soul. you can be horribly mutated, but you won't be a chaos spawn until you've crossed that point of no return where your self says "too much" and it implodes into an even less coherent mass of mutations
>>96892295That's not me you retard, why do you keep up this bullshit facade?
>>96892284>>96892291>>96892295All that also applies to lamentersfag, yet you give her a pass.You're not fooling anybody
Shut up about redditors!!
>>96892299Quite, tranny twerp!
>>96892242>I should have buffed their AP-1 with a ridgerunneryou have to crossfire basically anything you want to kill, 3 ridges is pretty much mandatory
>>96892320buddy no one is buying this.
>>96892300thats not true. Tsons would flesh change while lucid, it was really fucked up.
>>96892307what happened to the rubric?
>>96892308No it really doesn'tbut keep trying /v/ermin!
>>96892114No, the definition of a chaos spawn is basically a mutated dude that lose his mind. Losing sanity is a necessary condition for being considered one, otherwise you are just a very mutated dude.
>>96892326dilate?
>>96892308Because she's not that annoying? Like its literally just the faggot spamming AI, Decal chimping out ever thread, and sometimes Ultralesbian derailing the thread into a /soc/ dramadumpOtherwise the thread is usually fine except for that guy thats obsessed with handwriting, some political shitflinging, Deldar ritual posting, spamming Tau tits, or just normal lore discussions/modelposting.
Is Eddie Murphy secretly a 40k fan?
>>96892333So can you be a very mutated dude who looks like this and still hold your sanity?
>>96892349I love you passion and commitment to the story telling king.
>>96891924I'm with you there.The second one felt to me very much like it was just an early draft that didn't get a good going over by an editor, very rough at points.
>>96892338>the thread is usually fine except for 98% of the postsI mean, it is kinda funny.
>>96892338>Because she's not that annoying?Not anymore but definitely was, which is why you still get an occasional schizo harassing him/her/whatever it is.
>>96892347Most of the times not. Mutations also affect the mind and are a direct consequence of chaos corruption. In order to have acquired this many mutations and not have completely lost your mind you would have to be an incredible individual.
>>96892328that was different
>>96892365>he was raised on a world>soon became grand masterYikes
>not only is Commoragh being invaded by more demons than ever before, but Leviathan is invading too>also Commoragh has an unsharded C'tan, the Chained God, hidden somewhere there, which the Necrons are looking for>meanwhile Vect and Malys are too busy hatefucking to fix shitYou know, Quasimodo predicted all this
>>96892374what do you even mean by this
>>96892386baby to grand master pipeline is real (in bad fanfiction)
>>96892347No, that's a chaos spawn.Too many mutations will inevitably turn the person into a chaos spawn since their body is not able to handle all the "gifts" the chaos gods bestow upon them.So the mutations overwhelm their body and mind and then turn them into a seething, writhing mass of flesh, teeth, spikes and tentacles.
>>96892389That's primarchs for you
>>96892347Yeah, but it's not common, most people cannot withstand heavy degrees of mutations.Chaos stuff that mutates you exclusively at the physical level is a very peculiar thing, most mutations are the result of chaos corruption mutating your soul which THEN reflects that onto the body and mind.
>>96892307Ooh! Are they some vintage Obliterators I see?
>>96892381Oh shit who is going to save them!?!?
>>96892272just reposting gw :^)
>>96892114Let's be honest here. While technically speaking a Chaos Spawn has completely lost his sanity, nobody in the setting is going to hear "Run! A Chaos Spawn!", see a mutated mass of tentacles and claws charging him to tear him apart and go "ackchyually..."to the guy that gave the warning. Some differences only matters to readers.
>>96892410Oh shit! 2 Left! Noo!!
Post models.
>>96891184>>96891126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTeVz6rP6r4
>>96892423Last Stand! NO FEAR! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?!?!
>>96892423Blood Angel Bros...
>>96892415Still deciding on a color scheme.
>>96892423>Swiggidy swooty we commin for that booty!
>>96892415
>>96892423purple bros will come to save him, calling it now
>>96891351There is one crazy retard who treats the ec models like they fucked his mom.
>>96892423Save him god emperor
>>96892438the old schizo was an ec collector so people have a visceral reaction to this shit
>>96892447If I recall, he was also a Blood Angels collector. Which seems to be a common thread through a lot of the more prolific local trolls.
>>96892438You forgot to take your meds today, you need to take them every day or your Fregoli delusion is going to get worse>>96892447People hate them because we had tourists astroturfing them when they got revealed and trying to pretend they haven't always been the black sheep of the cult factions
>>96891249It would be really funny if somone went to the trouble of making a fake box.
>>96892459Stop saying people, you stupid faggot, it was just you.
>>96892466It's just bad photoshop
>>96892473NtaTake your meds
>>96892423Backup has arrived!
>>96892423can he do it?
>>96892481>>96892459samefag
>>96892488Oh no bros...not like this..
>>96892488NOOOOOO
>kill team with warp talons comes out 8 months from nowWhat the h*ck GW that's an awful long time to wait.
>>96892488
>>96892498it's almost as if leaks are bad or something
>gorillaman is getting ANOTHER modelWhat the fuck gw
>>96892458He was actually a Lamenters collector and is also the decalfag.
>>96892488scouts boipussy is about to get a lot wider
>>96892488F
>>96892433Has it really been 9 months since this was leaked? Time really felw and not in a good way.
>>96892512Will you shut up you lunatic?
>>96892508Not for 40k, its for HH. We are getting Russ.
>>96892508>a new Ultramarine model for the Ultramarine gameWho coulda seen that coming?
>>96892458The mid release made them insane.
>>96892423What is this green play mat called anyway and can I acquire it for not millions of dollars?
>>96892415Very happy with my wolf priest
>>96892528Dude Russ coming back is going to make our ranks explode!
>>96892507Especially sincei t was leaked in august so I've already been waiting almost 3 months.>>96892508Ultramarines are the primaris of primaris
>>96892534kino
>>96892534Whoaaaa! Sexy stuff Wolfbro. You nailed it!
>>96892533Model grass matIt's very cheap
>>96892508>>gorillaman is getting ANOTHER modelDid the new model leak already?
>>96892415about to start highlighting this dog
>>96892406I dont want to hear rightoids complaining about the rent free shit when I literally see chimp outs ITT regularly every time so 380 lb amerilard sees a negro. literally every single black person GW releases in any context gets IMMEDIATELY posted ITT within 1 hour.
>>96892389This is literally the backround for most if not all of the primarch's backgrounds. They were full grown men by age 3.
>>96892498It leaked way before it was supposed to be shown. Blame the Germans
>>96892322I have another one on sprue but this was a casual 1000pts game so only one.
>>96892554OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Mess with the Bull and get the Horns!
>>96892533Kind of sad that newfags dont even know what flock is anymore. Anon this is cheaper than whatever ugly ass neoprene mat you use for your games and its what used to the standard all the way back into the 70s.
>>96892537Lol
>>96892423
>>96892570that's not flocking
>>96892576This is some depraved shit my G
>>96892567>>96892584put the trip back on
>>96892554
>>96892584thanks I made it myself my dad is James Workshop
>>96892589Can you go away?
How heavy-handed is the Imperium with their worlds? In the RT vidya, there's kind of a morality system split between Icono (Good), Dogmatic (Lawful Evil), and Heretic (Chaotic Evil). If you're too far along the Icono alignment, the Imperium will invade your systems and annihilate your worlds, no matter how cozy you are with the Navy, Admininstrum, and Admech because the proles are too happy from policies like the elimination of the peasant hunts and having decent living conditions. This is despite the fact that you can get a much higher tithe output on the Icono route so long as you don't choose the stupid good options (in fact, many of the good options literally cost nothing and you gain a ton back from a more productive and numerous population, unlike dogmatic where you're killing tons of people and making everyone miserable with all the "necessary" evils and barely breaking even). Is it common for the Imperium to destroy systems because the population is productive and happy, like the game implies?
>>96892578its made with the same shit flock is made out of
>>96890510they got a whole damn army of them
>>96892365I don't understand the fanfiction legions.
>>96892608LETS GO
>>96892606Yes. By Imperial faith, everyone should be angry and miserable all the time. It's only the corrupt nobility that wriggle out of this obligation.
>>96892608
>>96892378Where is this Chained God from? Google search yields nothing.
>>96891126yeah I'm better than you
>>96892608>3 obliterators firing focused malice in you are path
>box of traitor guard I ordered on tuesday that was supposed to be delivered today is not here>in fact, it hasn't even been packed yetI sure am glad Amazon fired 30,000 workers to save on costs. Because I know what encourages me to keep buying from their website- delays and bad service.
>>96892534Leagues better than some other posters ITT. Good job
>>96892608Thank you blessed emperor
>>96892623I never noticed his friend on the left doing a random Nazi salute.
>>96892576These EC don't know it yet, but they're already dead
>>96892606Well1. look at krieg as a great example2. in RT they only invade if you max out icono and its in the post credits because the icono actively succeeds from the Imperium and makes their own empire.
>>96892606Generally speaking, the Imperium doesn't care about how a world is governed as long as it pays the tithes and worship the God Emperor in a somewhat correct way.
man that is not an impressive number of models
>>96892634You just can't help yourself can you?
>>96892643almost like KT is a skirmish game or something
>>96892623what the fuck is happening in this gif lmao
>>96892608>>96892608
>>96892648What the fuck are you talking about?
>>96892555no, anon is concern trolling with outdated rumorsthere's currently no rumor about guilliman getting an update
>>96892648That wolfpriest isn't the slopper's, stupid little retard
>>96892654You're a plague on this general
>>96892534>DAAAAAAAAAMN space wolves look like that?Nice! Though I really have to say a free hand wolfs head would look great on the big golden knee pad.
>>96892637he's dancing, in the full scene he raises his other arm slightly as well
>>96892608I can take him
>>96891126so you're saying don't actually want exodites
>>96892660and what is so slopperesque about my Wolf Priest?
>>96892643>why aren't there 100 models in this squad skirmish battle gamesmartest 40kgfag
>>96892678>basecoat and wash only>chalky drybrush on the gun for no reason>mouldlines everywhere>nothing even resembling highlighting>glossy finish >glossy plastic rock, no attempt to integrate it into the basing
>>96892650>>96892681it's significantly worse than its immediate predecessor
>>96892700no it isn'tthe only thing it's lacking is terrain which is standard for the middle boxes
>>96892697You're a disgusting hyper critical wretch.
>>96892650>>96892681It's less than you get in most Kill Team/Warcry boxes, by a lot.They did two sets of Deathwatch in the last box, doing only one set of Wolves in this one is a flat downgrade
>>96892697Glossy finish is the worst offender imo
>>96892212Oh, that's a good point
>>96892705Lets see your models you childish ghoul
>>96892640To be fair, the only way to max out any of the alignments is if your character is legitimately insane. There's no way to get to level 5 without picking some absolutely stupid good, lawful stupid, or stupid evil options, because there's just not enough alignment points in the game to be pragmatically iconoclastic or dogmatic. You have to go all in, which means that yes, you will be participating in the peasant hunts, purging half your crew and system's population, or instituting 20 out of 24 hour workdays with no breaks or weekends if you want to max dogma, or showing mercy to genestealers and repentant cultists, or not carrying out an exterminatus on a nascent daemon world if you want to max icono.
>>96892508sauce?
Guys where can I find the BT supplement? It'a not in the thread links
>>96892713For me it's uncleaned mouldlines and terrible base.
>>96892712That one was also double the price my guy
>>96892705Kek
>>96892706>posts a picture with significantly more models>Nu-huh
>>96892733There is nothing funny about someone plastering the word "Fags" over my models. Its childish and pathetic and if it made you laugh then I would consider growing up.
>>96892725in my first playthrough I didnt want to nuke the planet and save as many people as I could, then it went full daemon mode and I was like OOOOOOOO I regret that.
>>96892723Holy shit the stakes are getting higher
>>96892705Lmao
>>96892742are you gonna dilate about it or what?
>>96892742coming from the guy who spammed faggot and tranny for 400 posts in a single thread because he wasn't allowed on a picture of a fridge
>>96892753>>96892752>>96892733Is the average age of this board actually dropping?
>>96892742>
>>96892700It also cost half of it
>>96892732No it wasn't.
>>96892734OOOOH MY GOD. I can't belief right has more models in it than left! How will purchasers of the left ever recover?
>>96892734>significantly more modelsOne has 15 models, the other has 13.
>>96892777>trip 7sOh fuck. Who could be behind the cadre of terminator bodyguards?
>>96892777
>>96892777Oh shit...terminators...its about to go down!
>>96891457>>96891457KEK
>>96892782Wait disregard this, I forgot about the random hormagaunts kit that got put inside to inflate the price.
>>96892785To be continued
>>96892790lmao!
>>96892800Aw shieeeeet. Chaos is goin down town tonite!
>>96892800He got shot on the nose and it made his nipples bleed.
>>96892790Thoroughly enjoyable
>>96892800One Piece has nothing on this level of cliff hangers, next ep when?
>>96892800A better love story than Twilight
>>96892800ENTER
>>96892712>>96892706Typhon had 2 Kill Teams for 15 models, 11 useless npcs, and a scenic upgrade. It costed 130€Tomb World had 3 KT for 18 models, 13 useless npcs and a huge set of terrain. It costed 200€Dead Silence has 2 Kill Teams for 13 models. It cost 87€
>>96892800Next time on Dragon ball Z...
>>96892707NTA but cleaning mouldlines is the absolute basic thing you should do when assembling models, that's not being hypercritical lmao
>>96892744>save as many people as I couldThis is Warhammer 40k not Star Trek, you silly faggot! You're not here to save anyone. It's kill or be killed out there and you failed big time, cocksucker!
tsons anon if you're here what's the name of those upgrade prints for the rhino you got? I want to get one for my weaters
>>96892842Ive cleaned my fair share, probably more than you.
>>96892840OH SHIT
>>96892843why are you posting images of naked nazis on a blue board
>>96892844nta but I think he's here, he's painting his admech now
>>96892854That's the Head of the Dept of War, show some respect you no rank clown.
>>96892854He isn't naked.
>>96892840DOOMRIDER
>>96892847Obviously you haven't considering your mongoloid ass left them all over your knights and wolves
>>96892608Damnit, this story has more twists and turns than a bowl of spaghetti.
>>96892861Show me your models you dirty pig
>>96892844Icarus pattern on etsy. Stuffs pretty expensive but really solid quality and man does it look good
>>96892854No politics outside of /pol/. This is your only warning.
>>96892874i was just asking a question
>>96892869So you can harass me like you do to O&Tfag and lamenterfag?
>>96892712God I wish warcry got another set. I really took it for granted.
>>96892880This quite clearly not me, I recommend filtering this photo is attached.
>>96892880>trans flagAt least post the original
>>96892882I accept your concession
>>96892840...Nightmares unending...
>>96892488bah gawd
>>96892894Why don't the mods do something about these hooligans?
>>96892893...an old enemy of the blood returns...
>>96892900I bet the conversations between corbulo and fabius would be pretty interesting
>>96892900...and... an enemy rises once more...
>>96892906he looks sad
>>96892918He's gay
>>96892870Cheers
Sorry for hogging the images, my autistic ass was having too much fun
>>96892954Don't worry about it, decalmutant can make do without posting his models again for the 200th time.
>>96886624new therad
>>96892965Yeah we're not going there buddy
Hey Orange & Teal anon, can you post some of your models? I remember seeing a mockups of a dreadnought
>>96892998image limit
>>96892989Why not? The OP is fine, just ignore the picture. Its no worse than the horny magnus threads
>>96893014It's an obvious troll thread, let it die.Some other guy will then make a proper one at page 9.
>>96893026Its just a picture of the vtuber meme. Grow some thicker skin
>>96893120>>96893120>>96893120>>96893120>>96893120Here we go
>>96893130Use the old thread, jesus
>>96893147No, fuck you.
>>96893130Thats somehow even worse.
>>96891084its a crime how much I fuckin paid for one this year
