Angry warrior elf edition. Discuss elves and post elves.
Remember to be wholesome in the elf thread
No cooming now.
>>96908313Gotcha.
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>>96908295With a rape hentai in the OP?Go fuck yourself, this is the worst.
>new thread before bump limit>no noldorchud
>>96908662I think the less attention we pay to him the better. He might start thinking he's a person.
I'm here. I'm always watching.
>>96908662You don't understand, he had to put that hentai into the catalog.
>>96908712More of a person than pornaddicts.
>>96908295>>96908313of course!>>96908803Cloe is one of the nicer things in the 'log right now actually
I often wonder what natural predators elves had. I mean they're almost always shown as thin with dense muscle strength but with extreme reflexes. Humans have a learned fear of cats, birds, and snakes along with wild dogs since they hunted us as chimps.What nature fears have you guys noticed for elves across the different mediums (minus porn) that constantly appear in thier lore or art?
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>>96908281Angry elves, you say? I got an anfry elf right here!
>>96910908She's angry you keep posting a shitty crop and cutting out the entire joke.
>>96910923I don't need to post the joke. You do it for me.
>>96908281Traditional games?
>>96911260The ones you actually play. You do play games right? You're not just a seething nogames shitting up every thread on /tg/ - random plus dice, right?
Rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18 (3d6)>>96911360we still got dice?
>>96911382Excellent roll, elffriend
>>96911360>You do play games right?I'd play some games… if I could find any.I've no idea how people find games to play. Don't got no hobby stores nearby either.And if that wasn't enough, it's Eastern Europe too, so it's not a very widespread kind of hobby here.
delicious brown elves have perfected an highly agile and acrobatic fighting style enhanced with magical protection and thus do not use traditional armor
>>96911576Reminder to jerk off BEFORE posting.It would make more sense for them to be aware of their "delicious" status and develop warrior culture that leverages aesthetics and elements of eroticism to gain advantage in combat.Something like developing an intentionally-sensual fighting style, which combines flashy blade-dancing moves with scant clothing to deliver performance that borders on being erotic.The result works to distract and confuse the opponent, making them prey to mistakes and hesitation.Or, if they lose, make seduction easier, convincing said opponent to spare them in exchange for submitting to the carnal desires that they themselves have caused.Which serves to give a second change to finish the job during intercourse with the help of the assassin training.Suddenly, this is no longer mere coomer bait, but a curious sort of people that combine sex and violence into a strange and exciting mix. Likely natural-born assassins, courtesans, and spies, or anything in between.tl;dr coomer bait can be made interesting, you simply choose not to make it such.
