BEGONE THOTS! edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97006435Thread question:What are your predictions for the 500 world's narrative?
>TQ Ultramarines win a pyrrhic victory against impossible odds.
How are your current hobby projects going /40kg? Post your current or most recent WIPs!
>>97009779Smurfs start to lose, make a few gains, Lorgar revealed, him and Guilliman slapfight. Neither comes out on top. Russ returns as an old man with a spear. Helps reclaim most of the world. A strange woman with him is able to heal any wound or disease, even the most pestilent Nurgle plagues. She is Russ's wife now. No one knows her name or how she's able to do it. Rumors of her having pointed ears abound...In the end, the Imperium will have won every important battle, with a bunch of literal who planets burned in the background for "muh grimdark" feel.Edition ends as Abbadabbadingdong and his Arks of Omen (remember these?) enter the Ultramar sector with a big DUN! DUN! DUUUUNNN!
>throoding>fucked up OPwhatever.
>>97009812I fixed it
NEW MIKE BROOKS BOOKSGET HYPED
>>97009833Thanks anon I cummed
>>97009863Chudsister i though we cancelled him for making fun of our favorite zog golem getting shot... How could GW betray us like this
Damn, Sisters of Silence look like THAT?
>>97009833based
>>97009923fuck off decalmutant
feels good to be a chaoschud
painting these big bugs is fun
I just finshed started Fulgrim. What books are recommended to read for the Horus Heresy?
>>97009930It’s not me this time moron
Is this guy for real?It reminds me of a parallel post a few years ago but from a leftist instead in regards to DnD and WotC.Despite DnD being the absolute king of the Hill and second to none the biggest TTRPG in the market, the profit margins arent good and the player base has Plateaue.WotC will eventually leave the DnD 5.5 team to become a skeleton crew causing a significant drop in releases like campaign books after the next Monster manual and last big collab which is the final Stranger things season. DnD will still remain king but its a shame that it will be left to stagnate by its parent company because numbers wont go up more than they want. A position everyone else in the industry will kill for and it will be occupied by a rotting corpse.Fast forward a few years and everything in the post came through in regards to DnD
>>97009990I went back to painting Nids and they are pretty enjoyable
This is how I Nurgle.
>>97010056don't post twitter screenshots here
>>97010056Why not do both?
>>97010063For me its third party sculptors doing a better job than GW and Trench Crusade
>>97010056yeah he's 100% genuine, its why the twitter community regards him as a lolcow
What's your favourite paint?
>>97009896One time, Mike Brooks bought me a candy apple two blocks from the Thames. Ah, good times.
>>97009812Working on the HQs for my CSM.Need to do trim and stuff.
>>97009812I Got to work on vulkan over the weekend
>>97009812I only have this single zephyrim to (re)show sorry.... :(
>>97009812Basecoating a sky ray. Not gonna bother with a pic.
>>97010093Mephiston Red.
>>97010113queen i strongly recommend doing their heads as subassemblieslook into adapting make-up techniques into painting female faces there's a tonne of overlap
>>97010093altdorf blue, gehenna gold>>97010210this is also very good
>>97010113why is her face so ugly
>>97009812Converting a jump pack ancient for my Legion of The Damned.Gonna make him a custom banner/pennant out of plastic packaging.
>>97010093for colour scale 75 rainy grey. it's like rakarth flesh but less yellow, more red/purple. perfect neutral tone and really versatile when you start throwing different washes at it..favourite to use probably scale 75 decayed metal. perfect coverage zero effort. I used to love charadon granite but GW stopped making it.
>>97010309>LOTDMaybe take from biodegradable plastic bags. A flaming banner that slowly crumbles over a long period of time but that gives it character.
>>97010056>GW profit margins are thinIs he fucking retarded? Injection molded plastic costs literal pennies per runner. GW has the largest fucking margins imaginable on their products.
>>97010098Oh hey it's the 90s Dixie cup anon. Nice
>>97010093Surprised you didn't make this the tq
>>97010056GW has been printing money the last few yearsSM2 and the licensing deal with Creative Assembly has brought in shit loads of money
>>97009812Got about 3 of these dudes quarters blocked out. 3 more and I can start working on shading for the full 30. Gonna do them in groups of 5 to keep it digestible and give me a chance to work on all 4 of the different heraldrys at the same time
>>97010338Well I would if I posted the thread
Titans should get BBLs and boob jobs
>>97009812Still going with these, will finish them when I get home from work tonight. Will probably finish off my kommandos after this or begin the contrast slop spam on the gsc army i haven't started yet
>>97010376If you really believed that, you'd actually get a miniature, coward.
>>97010098Interesting paint scheme anon, is that mostly done from stippling?
>>97010380Those are titanicus scale and apparently don't scale up very nicely. Trust me I looked into it
>>97010386Words of a man who is lacking conviction.
Which 40k character is the most popular with girls
>>97010406
Spreading the word of chaos has taken me to the north most point of Bali.
>>97010423You are one of the worst posters we have up there with the mutant and if you died tonight nobody would miss you
>>97009779I like orks :D
>>97010419canonical winners of the setting
>>97010472Seconding
>>97010393Nobody said I gave up. I've been on the hunt for 1/4 scale titty statue stls and have all the titanicus scans. I just haven't found one appropriately thicc enough for my tastes
>>97010472Don't associate me with your other schizo frens you hang around.
>>97009812I did a very quick & dirty test on this Heldrake wing to see if my idea of having a gradient from gunmetal to gold will actually look like that, so far it's working out but I would try to get it smoother and closer to the tip. It looks a lot grainier in the photo than IRL, I think I was too close to the light. It also didn't take as long as I thought, but I also have to do this 7+ times with a lot more care.
I already own Infinite and the Divine, is Twice Dead King really the only other good Necron series? I suppose as Xenos they wouldn’t have much in the first place, but as I read more, the more I like the setting.
>>97010423>Are you the vtumor simpMaybe you need to lurk moar
>>97010517Is this a directional spray with skeleton horde from an airbrush? If not that could be a good way to fast track stuff
>>97010419Could we maybe get a tropical themed bruh up in this mug
I've been debilitating on what brushes to buy for the past 2 years.
>>97009779Thew Black Faggot of ultramar
>>97010542did I really just say debilitate. Contemplating. Thats the word I was looking for.
>>97010542Buy an 100 pack of aliexpress synthetics and bask in the glorious laziness
>>97010063This is pretty much the new Nurgle stuff from AoS.
>>97010532No, I don't have an air brush. Just good 'ole AP Gunmetal & Ghenna Gold.
>>97010546I think you meant deliberating
>>97010538Wasn't exactly sure what you meant, so I just gave him a Hawaiian shirt.
>>97010330Hello to you too anon.I'm hoping the scheme becomes even more obvious on stuff like vehicles.>>97010381Yes, I primed black, then stippled on the blue, followed by the purple, then the turquoise.Some of it will be lost when I block in the trim (going with silver) but we'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
>>97010592Bruhloha
Now that James Workshop refreshed the Ultramarines and finally gave me Assault Terminators I shall become even more selfish and demand a new Space Hulk.
>>97010631You gonna throw another tantrum and spam down 30+ replies to one post again?
>>97010667Wish granted. However instead of space marine terminators its dark eldar in terminator esque armor made out of cadian flesh fighting orks in some shithole of a ship
>>97010679based
>>97010683not your schizo target> i dont need to have this long annoying back and forth where we both try to take the high ground.you spammed down 50 posts without a single reply last time
>>97010061why did they make this bug so sexy
>>97010679Space Hulks older editions added supplements where you could field Chaos and Eldar, it is a real possibility.
>>97010686Idk who you think I am, but whoever you are thinking of isn't me. I just think the LET CHAOS TAKE THIS THREAD shit is stupid and mods should delete it for avatarfagging/ritualpost/offtopic which it all is, but we have no jannies so you get to pollute without consequences. At least Deldar refresh guys shitty ritual post is actually about warhammer.And no, you aren't as bad as Decalmutant. Not anywhere near close whoever said that wasn't me I've made 4 posts ITT.
>>97010697You're the one as bad as the mutant thoughbeit?>but we have no jannies so you get to pollute without consequences.not the one posting those, your schizophrenia's acting up againwhich, is why you're as bad as the mutant for the record
>>97010697>At least Deldar refresh guys shitty ritual post is actually about warhammer.The fact that you bring this guy up every single time people call you a faggot and then crash out over every other ritualpost makes me inclined to believe you're the deldar faggot and are just lashing out at everyone else
>>97010697For the love of pete you're at the point where you ALSO need to put on a trip because he's not even here and you're being annoying.>>97010556I know this has always been possible with WHFB/AoS models, but it's a wonder how easy it would be to just slap guns and/or chainswords on these guys and call it a day for using them in 40k.
>>97010697Will you shut the fuck up?
>>97010697You make a minimum of 2-3 posts for every one of the vtuberfags who are you trying to kid lmfao and occasionally make over 10-15 freaking out all thread long. Most posts I've ever seen the bruhposter drop in one thread was 3 and maybe a model pic with his poster in the background
>>97010735stay out of this mutant>>97010721>>97010738he's going to call you a samefag now, his stunted shitposter mind can't accept that the thread hates him too
It's so weird to see such consistent personality drama on an anonymous image board.
>>97010721I keep looking at picrel and thinking about what I would do to make it a Dreadnought/Hellbrute. Not much, either wrist or shoulder-mount a heavy gun, add some pipes with guitar string & wire. Skulls and spikes from a spare Chaos Vehicle Accessories sprue.
>>97009812Trying to get my Collage entry done before Friday when I leave for vacation until the end of the month. Got the yellow and blue done now, just gotta paint the guns and the engines, and then do the bases while waiting on decals to arrive.
>>97010754Not reallyEvery single regular thread, not even just generals, on this entire site, is like this
>>97010754Thats what happens when people want to be 'known' as someone instead of accepting the built-in anonymity and force it by avatarfagging and such.
>>97010747The next time you do this can you post her with two eyes, but one of them is missing her eye. Maybe give her a fat fucking bulge between her tits too.
>>97009812>Making ninja Armiger/Wardog>Trying to imitate Ronin's execute>Blade goes way off the base
>>97010768He cant, because he's not even good at generating slop
>>97010757Hell, man, he'd also make a great Daemon Prince proxy. Unless he's bigger than I think he is. I kind of want to buy him to see what I can do with him, myself.>>97010759Good luck
>>97009812technically a WIP cause I can't decide on whether or not to put blood streaks on the rightmost axe and the sergeant's claws
>>97010742He specifically mentioned me by name, I got a right to defend myself.
>>97010784no you dont
>>97010747Why one eye? Its distracting and not attractive.
>>97009779>TQThe Tau take a dozen or so planets from Ultramar, but end up forging an alliance with Ultramar to leave them alone and team up against their mutual enemies. Also the Necrons probably do something too to make this alliance happen.
>>97010793Nta but sometime magnus is a cyclops depending on his mood or his horoscope or some shit. Also cyclops girls are qt
>>97010817The cyclops one is easily the worst looking one, its a sign of severe retardation. I just don't like it.
>>97010820Primarchs are severely retarded so it's appropriate
>>97010757Would make a good dp but he's a bit large for a helbrute
>>97010769Boy do I fucking know that feeling. I ended up doing this pose for my Lancer, but it was like my 4th choice. All the other ones made him go so far off the base that it would make it nearly impossible to use in a practical way.
>>97010820That's alright. The box comes with two other ones for you to use when you build him
>>97010784Whatever, troll.
>>97010845Cool stuff, I went for the standard pose myself.
>>97010841A bit, but they are the same base size.
If I were to engage in contrast slop+ on my gsc (behemoth style), what reds could I drybrush over blood angels red? Mephiston, evil sunz & wild rider?
>>97010419>the vtumor slopper is australianfucking knew it
>>97010882nobody but (you) gives a shit
>>97010882We can assume he's getting around in a bintang singlet getting pissed and punching on but i have a feeling he's from some euro country
>>97010877I don't think they are anon
>>97010892Oh, must have been tripping when I looked it up.
>>97010881Evil sun's followed by wild rider. Blood angels is bright but not super bright. Also don't say contrast slop like you're above it, we've seen your ork skin
>>97010893I think a dp is 80, maybe the venomcrawler too but I might be misremembering
>>97010899Alrighty thanksIm proud of my slop but im happy to call it what it is. How'd you know i was the ork poster?
>everyone complains they dont have enough model releases>everyone has a backlog they'll never get throughHmmmm
>>97010909You're the only person who uses contrast itt
>>97010910Probably 2 separate groups desu, unless they are deldar posters who have earned the right to complain
>When you just heard somebody mutter something extra heretical in your vicinity
>>97010915I know thats not true, I might be one of the only ork posters that does (well blue ork anon does for his skin too) but there's definitely others here who use contrast
>>97010915That's not even close to true lmao
>>97010924>When your battle-brother is a little too excited about fighting the Tyrant with the Whips
>>97010924>Emotions recognized: Anger 60% Concern 25% Confusion 15%
Whats up anons, what are we arguing about today
>>97010951The use of contrast / speedpaints
>>97010951the same as every day, anon>ur a faget>no u
THE ETHERALS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE NAGIWORMS RUN THE EMPIRE FARSIGHT WAS RIGHT
>>97009812Working on some stealth suits
>>97010966Those are conversions/prints right? Took me a minute to notice they weren't exactly OG's.
>>97010952Ah, a classic>>97010955But anon, there are a great variety of faggot subtypes which you can accuse your opponents of being
>>97010955Which eventually turns into>post models>no you post modelsWonder if its the same shit in the aos general
>>97010909You mentioned at some point you were doing gsc and you're the only person I've seen call their own work slop
>>97010984Yeah it's exactly the same, it's actually much worse and you should stay the fuck away and not investigate on your own
>>97010985Ah fair enough, amazing detective work anon. I just saw the words contrast and slop get thrown around here a but so i thought id just own it
>>97010783Do you want them to feel refined and noble? Keep them cleanLike grimdark psycho killer superhumans? Give them some blood
>>97010978Yeah they are 3Dprinted
>>97010783What's your process for the red tabards and capes?
>>97010933>When you hear the guardsmen saying would when the neurolictor joins the battle
>>97011000Putting yourself down has been shown to actually have a big impact on your mental health and mood. It's one thing to make a joke, but you shouldn't dog on yourself or you may find that you lose some of that enjoyment in your finished stuff because you've been calling yourself lazy the whole time
>>97011004something to mull over more>>97011009I basecoat them with PA black red, glaze the raised areas to build up a gradient with PA burnt red, repeat in a smaller area with PA bold pyrrole red I found those two paints are extremely easy to dip your toes into smooth gradients with, I've batchpainted 2 sets of 5 models with cloth using this technique with zero experience prior and think it comes out pretty well>>97010924>>97010933>>97011010lmao
>>97011010You can have the neurolictor, for me it's the norn assimilator
>am I the problem for repeatedly spamming and throwing tantrums?>no, it must be a circlejerk defense force causing the issues
>>97011034>beyond the occasional model/wipUnlikely. Untrue even
>>97011034>I'm totally not the guy I never post here but I also have the exact same mannerisms and buzzwords and intimately know about the person I'm schizoing out over
>>97011046>>97011034this is just sad
>>97011051No don't you understand it definitely wasn't him the other times and this time it's not him either because he said so and he's definitely above samefagging or spamming down the thread and you're kooky krazy for thinking it's one person
>>97011056>I post once a week but this singular photo bothers me so much I'm still carrying on about it an hour laterYeah I dunno who he's trying to kid.
>>97011062He'll do it again in an hour or two. Just watch
>>97011020Its just a bit of self depreciation, im not overly serious about it but i see your point. Its mostly just the skin i tend to use contrast on as its one thing I fucking hate building up layers for. Once its done and based im generally happy with most shit i paint with a few exceptions
>>97011034>bs>who tfOh it's the fecalfaggot. Your childlike mannerisms have given you away again
>>97011028Ok thanks for that, I just happen to have those reds (not sure about black red) so ill have to give your technique a try
>tfw the thread is in a state of JUST again
>>97011087I could post fat tits and asses to fix it
>>97011089I dont condone that sort of behaviour but it would better than these tantrums
One day I will make an epic crusade force made up of combined armies of sisters of battle, imperial guard and space marines >inb4 idcThat's fine, I just think it's cool to think about
>>97011079Its not me but nice try you dumb faggot
>>97011102>>97011089Fixing it
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>>97011104Speaking of imperial guard, is the shadowsword a complete waste of points in normal 2000-3000pt games? I know in theory its gun should be a meme but I like the idea of having an all-but-unstoppable fuck you button I can press whenever I want
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>>97011123Yes, but also yes.
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>>97011122Flat is justice.
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>>97009779>TQ Nothing changes. It does not matter for the setting that half or how many of those 500 worlds are currently not controlled by the imperium. It will not matter if they capture them all, or just 50. Maybe one of the newly introduced side characters will die. But doubtful.
>>97010093Probably the Pro Acryl Dark Bronze. It looks too good.
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>>97010093Evil sunz scarlet
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>>97009779Should I run my Scout Sentinels with plasmas or autocannons when going up against my friend's daemon army? I'm not thrilled about plasma's variable D3 attacks and low damage, and I feel the autocannons are a nice middle ground between plasma and lascannon shots
did they hire a new team of miniature designers at some point? i notice a lot of the new units look more like fan creations you would see on shapeways or something and dont look like official products.
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>>97011154Is there sokething thats similar to it? Reminds me of one of the scale 75 paints, cant remember if it was decayed metal
How many dark angel combat patrols is to much?
>>97011196They're rotating designers around all the time and hiring new ones. They don't tell us about the teams so that some artist doesn't receive death threats for putting rivets in the wrong spot as well as keeping the sculptors from becoming well known like the old ones and getting headhunted
>>97011207the issue isnt the sculpt in the sense of something being too gummy or too sharp its just that many units flat out look like theyre from a different IP or a deviant art fan concept, are the sculptors the same people doing the designs?
>>97011125Surely it's worth it going into things like mortarion or other baneblade chassis units... right?
>>97011222>are the sculptors the same people doing the designs?We don't know they don't tell us so you aren't bothering them on Twitter rn over some arbitrary detail you've taken personal offense to
Also damn sisters of battle are cool, almost enough to make me drop my SM army and built them instead, buuuut I love the knight aesthetic a little too much. Sisters will have to wait...
>>97011224Yes big guns are good at shooting big things.
>>97011190if these sketches were in rogue trader we wouldn't hear one tenth of the bitching people do about tau
>>970112021 more than you want
>>97010890>bintang singletCurrently getting a fresh supply for my mates and I since we use them for tourney team jerseys.>from some euro countryGross, no, but the place I'm at is filled with Spanish and Dutch for some reason.
>>97011227i dont use social media, why are you projecting and getting so emotionally invested in my idle question? i was genuinely confused how any sense of art direction went out the window.
>>97010882I'm disappointed in my country
>>97011246Just telling you why you're asking us and not asking the designer themselves rn
>>97011263You don't need to continue samefagging your meltdown for the rest of the thread we've been over this already
11th edition will fix those horrible looking terrain layouts, correct?
>>97011202other than the bladeguard there's nothing you'd really want to double up on.
>>97011300>11th edition will fix those horrible looking terrain layouts, correct?Correct, but they will probably find a way to make them even less imaginative. I would recommend playing narrative games with your hobby group.
>>97009779>GW rips off Artel Warp Spider Phoenix Lord mini>New Tau heroes are based on some guy OCs who had a huge winning streakI'm convinced Titus is now based on Black Lion. It's basically an identical Mary Sue looking very similar>Was in Death Watch>There he goes through ranks quickly>Returns to Ultramarines>Goes back to Captain again rapidly going through ranks>Everyone likes him ultimately - Chapter Master and Guilliman in particular>Ridiculous feats time and time again>le reasonable marine>Same face>Even got fur nowIf his Captain mini retained Deathwatch pauldron he would be indistinguishable really. Actually Titus might be even worse with his donut steel notpsychic powers
>>97010056Bohemond is an actual secondary retard that doesn't know shit. Like look how he says that GW jumps editions every 2 years, when in reality it is 3 years. Or how he claims that GW has "paper thin" profit margins, despite their yearly reports being public and they show they make like 200 million £ from models alone. While shit like BL only makes like 1-2 million £.Bohemond is also an actuL faggot who takes it up the ass and has said that himself.Anything he says is genuinely worthless.
>>97011314>narrative gamesthe core rules of 10th edition dont support thatits too abstract and simplified.
>>97009812Test color scheme based on a fish I caught
>>97011300i tell myself that because gw wants to sell their own terrain right? well their current terrain doesnt fit very well with the rules.so they will change them! and all will be well!
>>97010113oh you started them, nicedid you decide on an order?
don't reply to it
im thinking of getting into the game with chaos knights. are people ok playing games with knights or is it a nono.
>>97011479yeah most people are fine with it. especially now that knights have smaller knights too.
>>97011484nice.
>>97011464the vast majority of people in the "hobby" have never read a 40k book and never will.
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>>97011498Exalted keeper needs a flared horse cock sculpted on it so bad it's crazy
>>97011479its not ideal because playing vs skew armies in general can be unfun, but if they're what you're really into go for it
Magnus my beloved big red wife. Oh how I love her so
>>97011514theres a detachment where you take can take traitor guard.i have never had anyone complain when i played that. even the ones that otherwise didnt like knights
>>97011525Anon this has become a ritual post
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
can we stop with the FUCKING RITUAL POSTS
Traitor guard/blood pact supplement is coming, I can feel it.
Redpill me on Infiltrators. I just found out they have heavy on their bolters.
Corsair refresh is coming, I can feel it
>>97011598They're the perfect cockblocking unit with their main ability, and thans to the heavy keyword them holding an area isn't the worst as far as shooting goes. They can also take FNP wargear and in my opinion look the coolest out of the 3 phobos flavors
>>97011609Sounds fun. I tend to run Anvil Siege Force so they get +1 to wound as well which is nice.
>>97011609Oops whiffed image orientation.Incursors are also nice to have, but their main schtick is pretty much giving you a version of the Tau army rule with their attack tagging.
>>97011609"heavy" lost all its meaning, it seems.
>>97011582this thread is a good example why all kinds of ritual posting should be banned on sight
>>97009812Just slapped together a Pathfinder team last night.Might be giving them a once-over for any egregious mould-lines or replace the Medic's arm. Probably going to be a prissy faggot about not priming until conditions are perfect too.>rangeB&Fuck.
>>97011589>posts AoS Chaos to promote 40k ChaosNot beating the allegations.
>>97011632i dont think there's any coming back from how hard aos chaos mogs all the other games
>>97011582Make note of the ones that get deleted and the ones that dont. Things start to make a lot of sense
>>97011609Do you do your squids slightly differently each time or do you do the same pattern. Could be a fun Easter egg for a special guy to have one of the squid emblems holding a boat or something
>>97011582it takes a certain type of autism to ritual post every day, they are just outing themselves people that are on the spectrum
>>97011667But anon, whfb newfags might get unhappy if we say anything remotely positive about aos.
>>97011629If you're a leaf I suggest soaking your can in the hottest water out of your tap for 15 mins unless you have boiling water on tap. It seriously makes a big difference, and I spray citadel sprays in -35c in the snow now with no issues
>>97011609A 6+ fnp is better than nothing but it doesn't do much. They really should consolidate the 4 phobos units down to just 2 or 3 to make them more useful (scouts are still a better choice in most cases) and less counter-intuitive in how they're used. Right now the snipers are actually midfield skirmishers with move and shoot, while the infiltrators just sit in your deployment. Also it's needlessly confusing to have a unit called infiltrators and a special rule called infiltrators, and infiltrators aren't the only infiltrators in the list.They should give eliminators the deep strike denial bubble, the helix adept to reivers, and the cp generation to support-oriented incursors. Wouldn't even need to repackage anything as the infiltrator box doesn't come with a helix gauntlet.
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>>97011680people here play with little army men and get excited about their list of battles. everyone here is on the spectrum
>>97011546It's good ritual post.He makes decent masturbation material, so I'm fine with it
>>97010056Monetizing ragebait has done irreparable damage to that site from a user's point of view.
>>97009812Tonight's progress.Gatling cannon or ion accelerator?
>>97011698i get what you're trying to say but its not worth defending the ritual posters
>>97011740Gatling cannon is worse so put that on your Cheesetide
>>97011740gatling cannon for style points
>>97011698There's a difference between being a harmless sperg that paints and plays with small plastic army men and a literal mental illness required to post the exact same shit every single thread. My theory is all our ritualposters are paintlets that have no way of getting attention through their minis so they spam garbage to get their fix of dopamine
>>97011743They're all filterable.>Add the images to your image filters>For the ones changing their image or posts use a word filter made up of a portion of the ritual post always presentYou can even filter on mobile now if you mess around with firefox plug-ins and I think tampermonkey. Either way, there's lots of methods to have it never affect you
>>97011683Not a leaf, but I might just give that idea a shot.
>>97011740Is he supposed to look like a bruised banana. Because you got the colours dead on if you ever wanted to paint a bruised banana. Really bold yellow. I say galling gun because speen
>>97011740Magnets!
>>97011740Do Hyaku Shiki.
>>97011464Kinda hillarious than there is enough ppl who defend blslop, even if "content" contradicts the codexes
>>97011582BIGBOUNCYBANSHEEBUTTS
>>97011776>hillarious
The only good bl books are the ones with decent narrators.
On one hand I wanna start a Slaanesh army on the other every day I am at work I lean more into Khorne just for the mindset I get from being here
>>97011777I prefer brown exodite tetas, but banshee bums are up there. get it? Because they're really tall LOL
>>97011784People do seem to like some awful bullshit if someone says it pretty enough to them
>>97011788>I wanna start a Slaanesh armyGenuinely not shitposting but why do you want to do that. Sell me on why you think they're cool, cause I've never really seen it>I lean more into KhorneKhorne is tight.
>>97011784I think the ones at my lgs are really good at sitting in the first shelf in front of the window so nothing important gets sunbleached behind them. If they weren't there the manager would have to put something valuable there that might cost him money if it's damaged.
>>97011776>Defending codex slopLet's be real, codex stories are even worse.
>>97011802NTA but Hellraiser + D&D Glabrezu (OG KoS) + Diaznettes is a good aesthetics package. That said if I ever did Slaanesh I wouldn't go EC, either CSM or straight up Daemons / L&D.
>>97011802Honestly, mostly because I like their models, and their colors are some of my favorite, nmm gold also is just really enjoyable to paint in general. Lastly which is arguebly the cringiest, their whole striving for perfection mindset fits me personally a lot Khorne IS cool too for sure
>>97011822>mostly because I like their modelsWhy>nmm gold also is just really enjoyable to paint in generalPost ur nmm>>97011821I don't think I've seen many examples of diaznettes done well, I think there is probably something about them that makes them much harder to paint than people expect outside of just being a lot of skin. The sculpt is good, I just think it's a tricky one to do well more than likely
>>97011814Surely not for eldar, desu
>>97011842Nobody reads eldar stuff
>>97011841>WhyI like how their armor has a mix of regal and elegant things while also having the degenerate chaos stuff, also purple black and gold are unironically my favorite colors>Post ur nmmDidn't have space SM bits so I had to make due with mr bones but here is my first attempt at it from 2 days ago, since then I'm just practicing on other random bits, I know it's not good enough yet but I really enjoy the process of it and watching it take shape albeit still very basic since I'm a pleb
>>97011864Looks cool. I think the NMM makes the bone color more "realistic" like it looks like aged bone and less golden imo.
>>97011864That's a nice golden skelly>I like how their armor has a mix of regal and elegant things while also having the degenerate chaos stuff, also purple black and gold are unironically my favorite colorsI can see the fun in that. They're a little weird for my tastes, but I think that fits them and probably means the people who like them really like them because they're kinda unique from the other chaos stuff like the other cult legions are. Don't meet many people who like all the cults, so it's cool hearing why people are drawn to specicof ones over others
>Warhammer loretuber has a open distain for a faction that turns out is a reoccurring gag
>>97011934And we need to care because?
>>97011934This is fine.
>>97011934>its Tau
>>97011934>It's always either a xenos faction or Imperial Guard>Doesn't have the guts to shit on Space Marines otherwise they might be at risk of facing a giga autist army>If they shit on chaos it's always World Eaters or Emperor's Children
>>97011951Sorry I meant Word Bearers not Emperor's Children loretubers love WE. I was typing this while taking a shit on my toilet and didn't notice
>>97011875Thanks anon, could be because the painted subject makes that interpretation easier to make, but it's realistically also most likely part due to it still being a first attempt so it's not flawless>>97011882Glad to hear anon, they absolutely are and that's what draws me in for a big part desu, and yeah I don't see many talk about them favorably let alone like them, maybe also partly due to the whole Le Sex angle probably which is a shame cause it's about so much moreNow to just get better at gold and get some marines eventually once I feel like I am good enough
>>97011952*not world eatersIm going fucking dyslexic holy shit
>tfw cant paint small checkers for shit so im resorting to getting out the decalsi know you are judging me, please dont
>>97011951Nah space Marines are fair game as long as they're Space wolves and or Blood ravens cause THEY STEAL STUFF LMAO
>>97009812Last thing I did was pic rel
>>97011934>he watches sloptubers
>>97011991
>>97012026>slopsaw man
>>97012038Lmao
>>97011318>Titus is now based on Black LionYou're not alone in that thinking, at least 2 anons posted they feared the black lion was being made canon when the 500 worlds animations showed an ultramarine wearing fur. >New Tau heroes are based on some guy OCs who had a huge winning streakkino if true but I don't think it was ever proven
>>97011934If they DON'T have open disdain for the Eldar you can safely discard their channel anyways
>>97011604I am excited for the corsairs. The KT kit was great and having them as a clown-style ally microfaction will add variety to two other factions.
>>97012038kek, real, I tend to use battle damage to hide my mediocre level
Eldar pirates next year
stormbolters or fragstorms on a Gladiator Lancer?alternatively, does it even fucking matter, in practice?
>>97012119Eldar gonna have three damn armies in their book while World Eaters don't even have one. Elfs stay winning.
>>97012124just put whatever you think looks cooler on and then run it as whatever's better. No one can tell the difference between Imperial weapons anyway
>>97012126I'm getting tired of all the blatant Eldar favoritism in both rules and model releases
>>97012121Its funny GW didn't mention them for like a decade and then made Yvraine be a craftworlder turned corsair princess turned dark eldar turned death god prophet. Every OC bullshit shilled at the same time, but her being a corsair princess for a time is the most interesting to me. hereditary priate lineages are cool to me
>>97012146Is it favoritism or is it just acknowledging reality?
>>97012148Yvraine is the most ridiculous Mary Sue in the setting and GW dropped her like a sack of bricks the second the fanbase didn't eat up all their hamfisted bullshit
>>97012107Yeah, the Tau thing is probably nothing, it wouldn't be hard to find those kinds of elite sychronisd duos in fiction whether from the Dee-Dees from Batman, The Twins from Korra, The Twins just recently from Gokusotsu Kraken, the Asuka/Shinji sequence with the split Angel.I'll be skeptical about that until/unless something solid comes out.
>>97012146Eldar pay for it with the shittiest books written about them
>>97012173I'd bet money there are more bad space marine books than there are bad eldar books
>>97011934>loretuberwhy admit to being a secondary?
>>97012176Per capita eldar get more shittier books than marines.
>>97012173>caring about BLslopShit man I'd take a hundred strong black women and neopronoun stuffed novels for plenty of factions if it meant they got better support for models or even rules.
>>97012197You can give me six more shitty novels and three editions of big releases in row plus two or three allied micro factions any time.
>>97012197Eldar got their refresh after 30 years of non-existence (and lost much more). In the other hand >neopronoun stuffed novels is only one what they got for 8 years
On the other hand, Dark Eldar got a really good novel and half their army squatted
>>97011464>BL has genuinely bad authors that deserve to be called out>Can't even do that because retarded grifters moan and screech about black people louder than other complaints, so ANY complaint is associated with racism instead of taken at proper valueI fucking hate this shit.
>>97012232>Dark Eldar got a really good novelPath of the dark eldar was released in 2012
>Path of Dark Eldar is good>Infinite & Divine is decent>Deathworlder is great>Ghaz's novel is decent tooWhy do Xenos get the only alright books? With maybe some Chaos good books here and there?
>>97012232Leeloo Yaasperax: Queen of Slay is the best they can hope for anymore.
>>97012236Gotta acknowlege when the fluff books to hock minis is good so you can shit on the many more bad books
>>97012249Marine books are written with literal school children in mind as the target audience.
>>97012249Space marine books make money, xenos books are passionate project usually so more effort and creative ideas get put in.
>>97012252>Vect has ruled Commorragh for 10000 yearsMike Brooks couldn't even read the wiki lore page for the faction before writing his book
>>97012241The Lelith Hesperax book came out, I think last year? You should check it out, it's good>>97012252Lelith has been a major power player and leader of an important Wych Cult in the lore for decades, secondary
test
>>97012268is the internet down again?
>>97012284Cloudflare has been down which is disrupting tons of Internet traffic.
>>97012291yeah, e-hentai was down which really fucked with my morning routine
>>97012291I blame the jeets >>97012295based send the code of the one you really like. Im kinda surp[rised theres no good 40k doujins made yet
>>97012291its almost as if trusting one company with 60% of internet traffic is a bad idea
>>97012297I usually just search Aian English and pick one I haven't read in a while
>>97012263Its awful as eldar lore, because brooks is retarded redditor, who never opened any dark eldar codexesIts awful as lesbian romance because AO3 have better ones
>>97012297Nta, but 40k is pretty niche still, so not many porn artists know of it, and if they do draw it, it's mainly pin ups which isn't bad.Also japan, which makes like 99,9999% doujins, has a very small 40k scene.Though I do wish a sister of battle doujin made by Regura one day, it'd be great.
>>97012295Just go to /d/, reforge the old bonds.
>>97012325It's a good onramp for Warhammer fans to get into real literature. You've been reading nothing but bolter porn, then you read Lelith Hesperax and like it, then you can graduate to stuff like Warhound.
>>97012342I'd just prefer to go from bolter porn to actual Lelith porn.
>>97012340>intersex tau
>>97012360>Lelith pornGW could make a mountain of money selling romantasy porn books with deldar. remove the 40k and GW branding and just sell sex books set in commorragh to booktok types and it'll make money.
>>97012342Never know than awfully written unlore is "real literature". If i want read real literature, i would prefer Elric of Melnibone.And no, i dont read bolterporn because im uninterested in space marines
>>97012376It would be so perfect, the politics and personal relations are intrinsically intertwined and insanely complex and fucked up. Everyone is ethereally beautiful, everyone is doing enemies to lovers who are even worse enemies. And the setting means no excuse need be made for everyone doing evil shit all the time.You couldn't come up with a better setting for modern romance books if you tried!
>>97012340If we use the same logic people use about their titties due to their bovine anatomy they have gigantic blue bull cocks
>>97012389NTA but Commorragh does track remarkably well onto the current booktok thirst lit all the ladies live these days. Fairy porn is in right now. Especially if they have wings.
>>97012342Anon I'm going to break some bad news for you.Over 90% of the broader modern 40k fanbase do not give a single fuck about xenos beyond them being NPCs for Marines and Guard to shoot at. If you were to enter a conversation about BL outside of here and say that your favorite book is one focused on xenos, you would be soundly ignored as other fans continue to jack off about Rylanor and Primarchs and CAPTAIN Titus.If it wasn't for the memes about her and Guilliman, Yvraine would have been forgotten years ago. Tau are essentially on life support and only got this far by virtue of TTS meming about Shadowsun leading to porn. Orks and Nids are only viewed from the standpoint of being gunned down en masse by Imperials, while Necrons are often only discussed to bring up Trazyn and Orikan being gay lovers. Dark Eldar are literally remembered solely because some people want to fuck them.We're long past the point where xenos could be made relevant, especially considering GW themselves don't care and are perrfectly happy churning out Imperial books to satiate the masses.
>>97011391Very hot
>>97012403As a xenos player, I'm doing the crying pink Wojak right now because I know you're right. When I got into 40k, it was with the expectation that with all of its literature, and all of its factions, there'd be a breadth of neat books exploring fascinating sci-fi cultures and characters. But it's all Space Marines vs the Villain of the Week. I'm resigned to it now, but it still hurts.
>>97012399>fairy porn with scourges >princeling of a rich roaly family with a trueborn son of some kabal>inter kabal rivalry akin to inter-mafia wars plots>torture to survive to get kinky and extreme BDSM shit>deldar are emotionally immature and abusive to each other >infinite huge and exotic city with all kinds of ballroom parties/raves so the womens insert character can be pure dainty princess and depraved party slut high on drugs>City is hyper rich so every luxury and material wealth you can imagine could be avalible to her>She can also be kidnapped by evil good looking pirates and stolen away to a far away landThere's so many hyper popular ideas just fucking baked in and self reinforcing. Women also like twisted fuck up little monsters as pets and Ur-guls are right there.
>>97012397I'll bet Tau would look objectively better with bull/oni horns
>>97012413I don't want them looking like Draenei
>>97012415Draenai have noses and don't have high tech armor and guns
>>97012417
>>97012411Looks like you read Dracon's pet on AO3>>97012403TRVTH NVKE
>>97012403>Over 90% of the broader modern 40k fanbase do not give a single fuck about xenos beyond them being NPCs for Marines and Guard to shoot at.i can garentee it's closer to 50% given that a significant chunk don't care about any lore whatsoever and just want to make stupid noises with plastic army men over some beer.
>>97012340>male body>Y-slit
>>97012437You vastly underestimate how much the current 40k fanbase is present for "the lore" now, given how easy it is to just read wikis and listen to Youtube videos.
>>97012403>and GuardLMFAO of course the HFY console war tribalist has to be some guard fan trying to slurp the leaking pipe leading to wide-mouthed marine borgussy. You're delulu if you think orks/necrons/whatever are NPCs but IG are protagonists
>>97012447You vastly underestimate how few people actually "Care" about the lore, watching a few videos dosen't make you part of the hobby, like you can have hundreds of thousands of views, but maybe .5% of those will actually join the hobby for real and get invested.
>>97012467overestimate mb I haven't slept in like 20 hours
>>97012456>a dozen unique sub faction model lines>forge world created specifically for leman russ turret variants (there were 100 plus made)>dozens of popular book series include gaunt's ghosts that has been going on for 20+ years>featured in practically every campaign >rumours of new catachan and vostroyans returningOkay but tell me how all that is equal to fucking necrons or orks, yah stupid xenosfuck BASTICH
>>97012456Anon I'm a fucking Eldar fan. You have to be blind AND deaf to miss how many Guard and Guard adjacent books GW puts out, as well as the retards who try to wank them.I didn't put Guard there as a good thing.>>97012467>watching a few videos dosen't make you part of the hobbyYeah anon, hence why I said "fanbase". The point is a huge chunk of current 40k "fans" now exist outside of the hobby because of video games, books, and 'lore videos'
>>97010056The hardcover 300 page full color book that they sell one to each customer every 3 years... Has wider profit margins that the intercessor sprue they've been shitting non stop for 7 years that they can sell 5 a year to each marine pig? Critical thinking must be from a gene a lot of these people are missing, I swear to god. To be excruciatingly fair to this person, they are in fact expanding and upping their investment into the IP side because it really is free money in a lot of cases. But they are by no means drawing down on selling plastic miniatures for double what competitors sell it for by. They are making money hand over fist, their revenue and profits are public info and licensing is its own line item.
>>97012476>The point is a huge chunk of current 40k "fans" now exist outside of the hobby because of video games, books, and 'lore videos'They aren't fans, they can call themselves that if they want but they aren't you know it as well as I they'll never count. and before anyone doomposts about woke seeping in we all know that's coming in from writers near the top rather than any organic grassroots stuff.
>>97012493woke is never organic grassroots stuff
Ok well this could be fucking anything.
>>97012517
>>97012527It's chaos shit.
>>97012493>They aren't fans, they can call themselves that if they want but they aren't you know it as well as I they'll never count.They outnumber us, anon. I hate it as much as you. I've been in discord servers with 40k channels where "fans" outright scoff at owning models. It's not always that bad, but sticking fingers in our ears doesn't change how things are now.
>>97012527You can tell from the shape of the links that it's something chaos
>>97012527I don't think so, those are modern style police handcuffs, and spiky chainlinks probably imply chaos
>>97012533>>97012535Helsmiths of hashut stuff then?
>>97012527dark eldar bdsm dungeon
>>97012527i see these and a redhead once a month wtf are they doing in warhammer
>>97012534>where "fans" outright scoff at owning models.which is fine by me because of 1 reasonGW dosen't have an infinite supply of money from the retard boomers at disney like marvel. if shit dosen't sell it gets left behind quarteernannies can jerk off to the idea of fem marines being cannon all they want but if no one buys it then it gets sent into the aether
>>97012527Wow they finally added it for the guard
>>97012610Fucking kek
>>97012541No, that's 40k chaos chains
>>97012475>a dozen unique sub faction model linesSweet cope, 1.5 model lines and consolidating different regiments into Daemon-esque rainbow soup is not "stellar model support" lmao>forge world created specifically for leman russ turret variants (there were 100 plus made)Where is FW now? GET LEGENDS'D GET LEGENDS'D GET LEGENDS'D >Okay but tell me how all that is equal to fucking necrons or orks,By having models that are good, same with Chaos. Dont forget to cover that Rogal Dorn hole btw LOL
>>97012644Eat a bag of dicks, troll.
>>97012527What if necromunda? Vehicle for the new judge house thing?
>>97012666I hate that necromunda is popular
>>97012665>acts like a smug, smarmy fuckface>gets pushed back harder than he pushed>"t-troll! there is a troll in the thread!"teehee
>>97012672it isn't
>>97012672The problem isn't popularity, it's GW.I don't want to hear about how "plastic molds are expensive :'(" when GW makes shit like Ligma.The other problem is the nature of the Rumor Engine; the point is to generate hype and have people discuss about what they want, but what happens is people set high expectations (by design) which GW will not deliver on. Therefore instead of creating hype it creates a slow growing frustration>Oh man, could it be a new X for Y?Slowly becomes>Who the fuck cares, it's either for something I don't care about or the full mini isn't gonna look as great as I imaginedover timeTL;DR: GW's stupid
>>97012698What's Ligma?
>>97012704Ligma Banshee butts
>>97012680Nah, you just a little troll
>>97012707He argues with everyone like that, just ignore him.
>>97012706Did someone say beautiful bouncing Banshee butts?
>>97012714Big ones?
>>97012704>>97012719Legiones Imperialis, Horus Heresy in 6mm, a reboot of Epic/Space Marines.Suck my penis
>>97012714How bouncy we talking?
>>97012723Why would you want them to be fat? That's disgusting. The current culture that wants women to be fucking fat.
>>97012740The kind of bounce you get out of good, tight muscle being used for athletic endeavors of grace and skill.
>>97012739That'd be LeImp though? Not Ligma.
>>97012714This guy did: >>97011777
>>97012746Eldar can't be fat. And any body fat female eldar acrew goes in the right places (breasts, thighs and butt)
>>97012570Missing the part where if enough quintinnaries get into it and signal boost it on social media, people like amazon think it's worth money and write multi million licencing checks to GW, generating money for then with essentially all margin. Not to mention all these idiots buying space marine games on steam they'll never play, and if even 1% of them fall for the meme and buy a FOMO release, they're making money hand over fist. Also, shit that "doesn't sell" is already sold when it's on the LGS shelf, GW makes their money in advance.
>>97012749Ligma is funny, Lelmp not so much
>>97012746Who says they have to be fat to be big? Eldar are over a foot taller than average humans, their butts can be plenty big without fat
>>97012746East asian culture invading to tell me women with nice tits and ass (especially imaginary women who clearly have unbelievable fat deposition) are fat pisses me off. Fuckers want to chastise pregnant women for eating too much, go die in a hole.
>>97011525>>97011572Would you look at that. Why is one of these deleted and the other nit when they are both ritualposts
>>97012830because one is low quality gooner slop
>>97012839At least one gets me rock hard
>>97012830>Offmodel off-topic AIslopVs>Somebody wishing his models range would get updated
>>97012819Fuck your unhealthy body standards telling women its ok to he fat. I'd tell you to go die in a hole but you're probably gonna die soon from fatty liver cirrhosis or heart attack.
>>97012897Her poor back, the pain must be immense.
>>97012900grav tech
>>97012839>>97012847>off model ai image of known warhammer character(posted with unique post most of the time)Or>Off model image of warhammer race(posted with same message 526 times)Seems about the same to me.
>>97012932Your fat red wife might be missing an eye but you are straight up blind.
>>97012963What is one doing to break the rules that the other isnt, because they content of the images isn't against the rules
/tg/, help me decide on my next army: Nids, Deathguard, or Orks.My current (main) army is necrons and I was hoping that World Eaters would scratch that melee itch, but I don't like how flimsy they feel.
>>97013022Are you that forest green necronanon
>>97012932>This post is off-topic.
>>97012932>posted with unique post most of the timeYeah we know you love to try and evade our filters niggerfaggot
>>97013022As a Nids player, I promise you that we will not help you scratch that melee itch and that we are no less flimsy. DG is pretty good for it, though I find their shooting irritatingly complex.
>>97012932AIsloppers get the rope
>>97013031>>97013039>>97012992
>>97013030Nope. My necrons are bone and dark bronze.>>97013048Thanks for the insight. I had a feeling that Nids weren't gonna be any more durable than WE, but I do like that they're like the only army without named character fags
>>97013063The earlier ones he did of these are way nicer and have way more care put into them
>>97013067Oh it's o&tanon. Get big bugs. You've got a lot of infantry and doesn't seem like you've got much in terms of vehicles
Louise wants to know.
>>97013106
>>97013067>>97013085Samebug here. Our Monsters are definitely durable, but they're almost all better at shooting than at melee. Our only S11+, even taking Synapse into account, is the shitty big claws on the Tervigon and Carnifex (both garbage sheets) and on the Haruspex (actually underrated, but builds from the same kit as the Exocrine which is just much better to have). Crusher Stampede is generally a shooting castle list.
>>97013085I don't post enough to be known as any anon, just happen to share a paint scheme, apparently.Big bugs are definitely cool, but I like Warriors, Stealers, Raveners, etc the most. Medium bug supremacy
>>97013133>I don't post enough to be known as any anonthat's a good thing actually, the namefaggotry is unironically detrimental to this general
>>97013122>they're almost all better at shooting than at meleeUnless you're playing tournaments who cares. This is a dice game where most of us are playing against other retards who stock their favorite models in a pile. Rule of cool blows out metashittery
>>97013122Appreciate the insight, buganon. I used to play guard, so shooty castles are 100% anathema to what I want to play now.
>>97013143Yeah, i recognize quite a few anons by their workspaces but not everyone needs to be known
>>97013133>I don't post enough to be known as any anonPost ur crons
>>97012992low quality and nsfwand no, nudity isn't the only decisive element for whether an image is considered nsfw or not when it comes to moderation or the law even.
>>97013133Genestealers and Raveners are actually pretty excellent, if exceptionally squishy. Stealers are Marines with a 5+ and no AoC, and Raveners are Terminators with a 4+ and no invuln. Very usable, but if you're reticent about WE squishiness, our melee mediums will put you off all the more.Less said about Warriors the better.
Are company heroes any good?
>>97012992Same post with a different image counts signature use instead which is also against the rules. Jannies probably don't give enough of a fuck which is understandable but if they come to clean shit up anyway all ritualposts should be pruned regardless of content.
>>97013168Refreshfag has posted loads of bad art and nsfw art, a large portion of which also seems to feature children worryingly enough. But also has literally only had his post deleted once. What is the difference between the moderation of these thing and by what metric is "low quality" decided on
>>97013160I recognize most of the regulars here by their workspaces, models and the way they take pictures. But the entire point of this website is anonymity so I'm not going to disrespect that by making up some cringe nicknames for them.
>>97013187>Same post with a different image counts signature useEvidently not
>>97013161I'm at work and don't have any access to my crons, so have a GUO instead from back when I played Daemons.>>97013170That's a fair point. Seems like most people say that my style aligns most with DG. Any DGanons care to comment on if they feel their named characters are 100% necessary for casual-competitive play?
>>97013205>Refreshfag has posted loads of bad art and nsfw artNot according to the moderation, evidently.If you want your own opinion to be heard maybe you should apply for a spot.
>>97009812Going mostly okay, I was struggling with Gabs and Jayne so i have put them on the WIP shelf for now.I need to find three SoB backpacks, i thought i had 20 but apparently i only had 19 and didn't notice which is why one is missing one in this image.After these I just have a metal Exorcist, a metal Penitent engine and 10 plastic sisters to paint.
>>97013223>archivefaggot
>>97013225Ironically, samebug again. I played a bit of DG, and actually no. Typhus and Morty are both solidly good, but far from keystone units. You can VERY easily get by with a no-epic-heroes DG list.
>>97013227Maybe the jannies should stop doing their own ritual posts and having a meltdown over the others
>>97013225Forgot the damn pic
>>97013143Uh oh nomodels melty
>>97013241Thanks buganon, you do your plague hive credit.
>>97013205You will never be a janny magnustranny
>>97013242This. There's a reason you see them get deleted and not banned. It's a janny trying to make up his own rules and you can tell from his reaction because every time he crashes out about ritualposts he can't help himself but mention how cool and totally not a ritualpost the refreshfaggot is
>HH presents Chaos in the form of a wheel with eight spokes, or a compass scheme, where no gods are named but different natures of Chaos are discovered in every direction>TOW presents Chaos in the form of folk religion, tribal totems and mystery cults where knowledge of the gods is limited and primitive, but their worship is nonetheless ubiquitous among the tribes of the north>AoS has more idiosyncratic strains of Chaos worship than I care to remember, it's just a lotMeanwhile in 40k you can expect every single World Eater or Black Legionary or Brazen Beast to know Khorne first and foremost by the name of Khorne, they will have the exact same mental image of Khorne, and their idea of pleasing Khorne will look the exact same with zero variation between them. And the same applies to the other three gods and their respective adherents.Why can't we have nice things?
>>97013231what if instead of normal SoB backpacks you give them some other kind of backpack and justify the difference by making them carry backbanners and shit as well?Simple marine backpacks would work.You could even use spare penitent engine pilots as fuckers they're lugging around for whatever reason
>>97013242That's very schizophrenic of you.
>>97013276>he can't help himself but mention how cool and totally not a ritualpost the refreshfaggot isIt's crazy how many times I've seen this mid meltdown over this shit
>>97013280>Why can't we have nice things?Because you chose to buy space marines instead.
Same Shit different Day, lets post some models fellas.
>>97013307Those aren't your models.
>>97013316What?
>>97013223>archivefag
>>97013280I thought alot of them just called him the Blood GodThey probably have differing mental images, I can’t imagine they have presented that in a way that is fully ubiquitous since the writers probably don’t even have a ubiquitous agreement in how they present KhorneAs far as pleasing him like yeah he wants war and blood and skulls lol, its pretty hard to present an infinite unyielding desire for war and violence in any way other than extreme violenceIdk how would you have wanted them to do it
>>97013280Unironically Chaos should've just stayed in Fantasy instead of being ported 1-to-1 into 40k.
>>97013320You're just another falseflagger posting that guys models and being annoying. Fuck off you're almost as bad as he is
>>97013280>Khorne shieldReminds me of that anons jump pack captain he keeps posting recently
>>97013347They're my models, I am not "Bad" in any sense of the word. You seem rattled by something but I assure you I wasn't involved. Go back to arguing with the ritual posters queer.
>>97013281After looking at prices for the backpacks I think I'm just going to have a friend print some or have an attempt at moulding them I don't really like the marine packs on them personally, but the idea of them dragging around some relic or something is neat and i'll keep that in mind.I'm sure i can throw some kind of reliquary together Thanks anon
>>97013276Literally nobody has denied the refreshfag is ritualposting, he's just not doing so with nsfw slop specifically, which is what was deleted.
>>97013347Stop replying to him and filter the shitty models you fucking faggot
>>97013171niche as they can only attach to certain characters and can't be run alone. tough and that's about it.
>>97012527My guess is AoS Slaves to Darkness or Blades of Khorne; they have a bunch of models with that style of chain
>>97013385Stop samefagging for attention bitch
How racist can gw be?
>>97013417Meant for >>97013370
>>97013423what? Those just look vaguely punk
>>97013423Put the trip back on
>>97013483I'm not the fag, you schizo.
>>97013423Those are traditional punks. There isn't anything vaguely racist about those
>>97013492Im not a fag either you retard, join forces against the schizo menace instead of splitting.
>tfw no hive scum gf
>>97013483>>97013492>>97013501How about you all shut the fuck up, you fucking inbred faggots. Nobody cares about your constant poopfartschizo drama, kill yourselves posthaste
>>97013307Decalfag I always wondered. Why haven't you ordered your own decals yet? Seems like a no brainer and you're buying knights off amazon, so it's not like budget is an issue. Those nail art stamps could also be a good option for you too.
>>97012456What language are you even speaking?
>>97013356Which?
>>97013603I assumed you were being overly dramatic but what the fuck did that even mean
>>97013557Oh wow those are really frickin cool, i will check them out.
>>97013603twitter-post english
>>97013603Modern english with a lil bit of swagger
>>97013344But Chaos is essentially like HellAnd the Emperor is presented as God-like and his primarch sons as demigods and the astartes as demi-demigods or whateverIts all very biblical so Chaos/Hell kind of needed to be there in that sense
>>97013637Chaos babble more like. Shouldn't you be in school?
>>97009812I choose the 4th decision!
>>97013646ignore him he's a dumb xenos fag who thinks this game would have reached even half its popularity with marines fighting nids (in his stupid chaosless version of 40k, eldar would be full allies with the imperium)
>>97013618He posted it in this thread >>97010783
>>97013717That's a unit of models anon
>>97013761Yeah but the captain has a pelt with a skull sticking out it reminded me of it
>>97013705Nta but I always figured having marines fighting daemons right around the satanic panic era probably did them a lot of good. Sounds crazy but i lived in a pretty religous town and a lot of my friends in middle school convinced their parents to buy them marines by telling them they killed and hated daemons and heretics and witches although that was much later
>>97013774Oh I get where your coming from now
>>97013792Lmfao boomers are so funny
>>97013423>it's another, "add a class that exists in the same weapon ecosystem as 80% of the other classes so we don't have to do extra work." episodeThey're never going to add anything interesting like a skitarii agent to this game.
>>97013807nta but I had to use the same rationale with my parents so that I could play Diablo.
>>97013280>>AoS has more idiosyncratic strains of Chaos worship than I care to remember, it's just a lotName eight.
>>97013923Have you heard of the game Warcry?
So what happened to that entire tyranid invasion of the solar system that the imperium was losing that was the entire narrative campaign for start of 10th. Was that issues solved or did they just literally forget about it?
>>97013931Warcry? More like Warpoop lmao
>>97013948The Imperial Guard stopped then. Custodes helped.I'm not joking.
>>97013931Deadcry
>>97013923iron niggasbeast niggascrow niggassnake niggasmystery niggaspain niggasflame niggasspider niggas
>>97013948I thought that was still going onThats what the whole Titus John Warhammer SM2 thing is no?
>>97013962No, he's fighting bots, not bugs
>>97013967Wym lol you fight nids the whole time
>>97013961Nta you were discussing with but doesn’t 40k chaos worship also manifest in a variety of ways?They have tons of different little minions and warp mutations and chaos cult subcultures and shit
>>97013931For as much as people are making fun of Warcry in your replies, it’s probably the easiest and fastest game to run that nu-GW has. It’s a shame Underworlds is getting more of the support instead though.
>>97013961Those aren't cults, they're just a bunch of fetishists.
>>97013961Always thought it would be a fucking blast to track down a box of each of these season one warbands and a box of all the cultist units and just mash them together in a giant crazy pile.
>>97013961>tfw since the great warcry squatting I've managed to track down and obtain the Horns of Hashut, Iron Golems, and Cypher LordsI want to at least also get the Tarantulos Brood and maybe Splintered Fang...
>>97013992Warcry is so fucking fun. It's also pretty fast for normies to learn and play. I've absorbed half of the local board game group from my lgs and got them into some form of warhammer through warcry
>>97013986>but doesn’t 40k chaos worship also manifest in a variety of ways?theoretically yes, practical no, all khorne warbands are world eaters, all ultramarines are second company, and all events involve the same characters
>>97014024tracking down all marauders is a fools errandand this is without counting the monsters
>>97014024They're a hard find. Same as the unmade. I believe in you anon. Check some of your local comic/board game stores, I find they're usually the ones to be full of oop shit compared to stores that focus more on minis and wargames. If the store has warhammer products, but no table to play on then there's a good chance they've got some good shit kicking around.
>>97014057Wym from like a writing perspective? Or a gameplay perspective?
>>97014073Why did you include the seekers and exalted seekers.
>>97014101Because only including bloodreavers and kairic acolytes would be unfair.
>>97014079Yeah, I've just been getting lucky. Got the double pack of Iron Golems at a not-so-local game store during their holiday sale just the other day, and I got the Cypher Lords from a very sketchy looking (but legitimate) ebay listing from some small book store.
>>97013022>green tide army, green tide army, or purple tide armyAll memes aside those armies are extremely different so there's not many ways of direcly comparing them, apart from the aforementioned fact you can run them as hordes
>>97014123They've got the bow guys from slaanesh>>97014141Cypher lords are so much fun, I won't spoil the Easter egg on the leader for you. I lost it when I saw it the first time
>>97013961Name five more.
>>97014101because they're ridden by marauder equivalents, not warriors equivalents
>>97014197The only way to run DG as horde is one extremely niche detachment. It's an inherently elite faction.
I'm looking at 40k mechanicum and the infantry actually looks pretty cool. The thing I can't get over is how ugly and dog shit their bots and vehicles are. Hopefully maybe 11th edition they allow some 30k legends or something but assuming that isn't the case, does mechanicum rule support and combo with knights?
>>97014255bamboo niggasaztec niggasbetrayer niggasbull niggastower niggas
>>97014345I like their big robots and the small ones but don't care for the medium ones
>>97014345It sure is curious how we get some iteration of this question almost every single fucking thread
>>97014376GW should stick their heads out of their asses and make the ranges cross compatible
>>9701405740k chaos would be cooler if each unit was a mixture of marines in armor and nonmarines in armor and marines without armor and nonmarines without armor
>>97014424That's not a unit anymore then bruv
>>97014424I think that'd be a sweet unit. Would be cool to seem something similar to be or deathwatch where you've got types of armour and unarmoured dudes in the same unit.
hobbychads with families, what are your secrets to finding time to paint or play games? a usual day for me looks like:>work from 7am to 7pm>get home>gf wants attention>puppy wants attention >if adult kids decide to visit they want attention >after several hours take bath>finally sit down >too tired to do anything but sleep >repeatits soulcrushing i just want to paint my little army dudes........;_;
>>97014508>>if adult kids decide to visit they want attention
>>97014516>cryptic metaphor what did he mean by this ?
>>97014508Work from 7-7 is your problem desu12 fking hours? Of course you arent gonna have much hobby time if you work 60 hour weeks
Refinished this old dread from the atrocious paintjob I gave it before, a 1993 metal mini!
>>97014508>work from 7am to 7pmah yes, the american dream™
>>97014508>work 12 hoursDo americans really? My country is trying to implement a 7 hour workday instead of the usual 8.
>>97014536Noice, back in the day I wanted to get one of those for the weapon options but could never find one on the shelves of the local stores, and I didn't comprehend buying things through mail order.
https://youtu.be/wZetaKE7KQoKind of a let down from the dog guys, but I know 40kg loves brown trannies so you should be estatic.
>>97014516>>97014537He does not want to call them just his kids and have people think he is taking care of toddlers at home so he referenced the fact that they are adults now. Subhuman intellects abound here.
>>97014536Very nice. Love me some metal dreads.
>>97014533>>97014591I believe anon is including commute time in those 12 hours, which is still bonkers. Unless you're working 10 hours, which fuck that, your commute is well over an hour each way, which absolutely fuck that. He better be getting paid well enough to deal with it.
>>97014658Yours are just precious anon, great work king.
>>97014650>Subhuman intellects abound here.It shows, since you missed the point.
>>97014683
>>97011676Same pattern, the classic one before they changed it to a goofier looking version. They're the same but were initially hand painted before I got my hand on some decalsheets.I could so something fin like that on the side of a vehicle or something though
Can they just bust Leman Russ back onto the scene already, shit is getting stale.
>>97014721But anon, he never left.
I told /v/ (they were complaining about the new darktide class) that we were laughing at them and they said we were a reddit board. Is that true? Are we reddit?
>>97014729Cute but I think we can all agree the only reason Xeno clowns are all uppity lately is because we are missing so many of our Demi God heroes in the Imperium, they need to make face to keep the screechers in line.
>>97014737we don't care about /v/
>>97014737Fuck off with your inane made up questions, boomper. Just because there isn't a new post every 30 seconds doesn't mean you should shit something out.
Is it pronounced "Leeman Roos" or "Lemon Ruhss"
>>97014760Leeman Ruhss
>>97014760Lee-Man with the short vowel on the 'a' and Russ as in "rust" without the 't'
>>97014737I told him off don't worry.
>>97014330Yeah that's why I said in my post that I was meming>>97014729>the fucking tyranid logo on the frontIs this the gsc version then...? Didn't know that had this...
>>97014508>Be a "data engineer", but paid like a junior full stack dev>Also be a semi pro mma fighter>Tore an ACL during one of my last fight>"Oh noes! I must work from home, you see, I cant bend my knee and work at the office! The rest of my team are spread across the country anyway, its not like it changes much">Spends "work hours" painting minis. Only working 2h max each day. And those 2h are basically fixing whatever code chatgpt cooks up>start at 9 am, done by 5 pm>spends the day painting my minis, go to the gym (because I can actually still walk, if with a limp)Life's good. You just gotta stop giving too much of your life to work. They'll underpay/replace you in a heartbeat. Doubly so if you're underpaid. Unless you own the business, of course. Remember, if they pretend to pay you, you can pretend to work.
>>97014815>The Declined of America
>>97014815are you... me?trippy
>>97014815But what if he doesn't wanna be a code monkey?
>>97014822>The DeclinedSAAR, GIVE ME EASY JOB SAAR
Marines #1
>>97014508>be me>french>21 years old>Get into my country's media regulatory agency (Conseil Supérieur de l'Audiovisuel) thanks to a recommendation my dad's friend put out as a favor for my dad>Mostly bum around in my office all day>Work from home half the week>All I do is just coordinate people and watch movies >Get paid above most american engineersTake the statepill anon working for a private business is getting increasingly worst
>>97014840>white scars c walkingPor que
>>97014852Sounds nice, nepoanon
>>97014852Fucking fonctionnaire
>>97014852This is why people dont like paying taxes
>>97014852Shut the fuck up anon before you ruin it for the rest of us.
>>97014815>be IT manager at a college>70% of my day is sitting in my office doing nothing>20% is emails basically saying "Yep sounds good to me too">10% is actual IT stuff, if showing boomer instructors how to turn a TV on counts as "IT" work>The way co-workers talk with or about me they assume I'm super busy all the timeI keep waiting for the day they catch on to the fact that I reply and do tasks really fast because I literally have nothing else to do but it seems like this is the norm for this job. If it weren't for the fact that my office is open to allow walk-ins I would 100% paint while at work.
>>97014885You leeches are going to get what's been coming to you for a long time.
>>97014894>>97014815Man when covid made working from home the norm for office work I was really regretting not getting into IT. Then again, I would probably only ever leave my apartment to get groceries so maybe having to actually go to work and interact with some people is not that bad in the end.
>>97014852
>>97014840>marines are pissBit stern, but you're welcome to your opinion.
>>97014931I remember spending 2 days in a row just playing Destiny 2 when a new raid came out during covid times. I logged back in and nobody even noticed I was gone. Good times. Private corpos are good if you have a chill boss
Shit I didn't know Dante was over 1,000 years old!
>>97014931Being the college IT manager during covid was excellent. I still did mostly the same stuff over Zoom but didn't have to deal with commuting and I did indeed paint while on the clock. The only extra thing I had to do was go onsite about once a week to kick a computer or server, since our network security didn't allow offsite power on/off commands even though we all did RDT and we'd deployed some software to allow students to use our lab computers remotely, and once in a while one of them would be shut down or otherwise need a hard restart. What would have been an hour and a half by car on any regular day was 25 minutes door to door since there was no commute traffic. I'd be playing games and just alt+tab when I got the Outlook email sound. My wife and I cooked lunch together every day, along with plenty of "breaks". If it weren't for the fact that it was due to a global plague killing millions of people I would hope for it to happen all the time.
>>97014852I'm gonna make the french revolution look like a fucking child's birthday party
>>97014996Theres no reason it cant happen all the time without the plague. Its the fucking suits
>>97015020Oh, I know. Suits gonna suit. In my case we can't just keep working from home because it's a school that does architecture / industrial design, and while the curriculum can feasibly be taught all online it's not practical as training for the industries and the student work suffers through lack of physical projects and access to fabrication shops.All of my directors wfm like 4 days a week though lol. Which, yeah fully understandable.
>>97014988Mind = blown
>>97014996I can't really work remotely due to the nature of my job but I still do actual work for maybe 3-4 hours every day. I've actually made a habit of assembling minis at work because I don't really enjoy it and usually have to force myself at home. Since I'm doing it on the clock I actually don't feel like it's wasted time lol
Damn its the 40k general but we’re all just talking about like our jobs and shit
>>97015057Productivity peaks at 11am and only goes down from there. You're not alone.I remember before I quit my job to go back to school I basically reserved the last hour of the work day as "my time" where I just did whatever I wanted. A way to get back at life for being stuck in a shitty 8 to 5.
>>97015066We're on page 8 anon, its all good.
>>97015066Believe it or not, most /tg/ hobbies have a strong social component in which you may, on occasion, discuss things other than the game at hand. Fear not, we will return to our regularly scheduled schizoposting and baseless shitflinging monetarily.
>>97014508I don’t have kids yet. Seems to be the key.>Work 8-5 wage slaving on shitboxes designed by Italians with Down syndrome and driven by rich assholes with petty complaints.>Get home around 5:30, feed the cats it wife isn’t home yet, maybe do dishes. >Very rarely start making dinner.>Wife gets home, spend 15 minutes listening to her talk about how a Hell’s Angel threatened the secretary or some old fuck asked her “where are you from? Your English is so good!”. When she asks how my day was I respond, “It was work.”>Wife makes dinner or I finish what I started making, usually to her disappointment.>Settle in on the couch by 7:30, she starts playing hollow knight or some shit while I put something on the TV and start painting.> Stop around 9, play vidya myself or read.>In bed by 10:30 or 11.Considering how fucked things are we may not have kids. Can’t fit them in our place right now and can’t afford a bigger home. We both want them at least. If we do though that’ll mean the end of my hobby time for a few years.I play every week on the same day at a consistent time, lets us schedule things better. 12 hour shifts are fucked dude. Good luck.
Come on downWe page 8>>97015086>>97015086
>>97015094Comfy
>>97015089>most /tg/ hobbies have a strong social componenth-haha, yeah>tfw pretty much a hikki at this point because I only engage with the hobby side of things
>>97015094The mystery of your wife’s ethnicity and job intrigues me. Still a gay blogpost tho
I want to like Imperial Fists, I like everything about them, except their color scheme. Yellow was such a stupid choice for them.
>>97015094>If we do though that’ll mean the end of my hobby time for a few yearsBut after those first few years you can turn it into a family activity.
>>97012263Dogshit book.>Cringe hamfisted yuri>morgana nathrax has the personality of a cardbox>Vect is made to look like a bitch in the end because Brooks wrote himself into a corner>no really, the top guy in comorragh is defended by 5 incubi and a handful of kabalites>no, really, he gets humiliated in front of all high comorragh but lets it go bc leliths just too cool>seriously, the control freak paranoid tyrant who murders people just for looking too suspicious just lets them go>morganas a femcel who got one night standed in the one night standiest city in the galaxy and spent eternity seething about it because she has no personality traits besides Lelith (still ok w it if lelith takes her back tho)>happy lovey ending in fucking commoragh>"LOVE IS ACTUALLY OUR STRENGTH" is a message in a fucking Dark Eldar>theyre made for each other trust, while they meet TWICE in the book before the big showdown where leliths willing to die for her waifu>literally a worse-in-every-way bootleg of a better book released 3 months apart (Shade of Khaine)Dont you fucking dare call this lore-breaking SLOP good again. It made our faction look like a fucking joke, all because Brooks a fucking loser who cant help forcing his weirdo shit into his books (Voidscarred, right after writing QoK, the entire books plot is ab two gay eldar). We have confirmation the guys doing it on purpose too, and is politically motivated as he joined the shit on charlie kirk the day he died wagon.While this weird shit is not necessarily gonna make a book awful, when the story clearly is parasited off of to sustain these retarded inclusions, his priorities are clear, and hes a fucking hack. He made the thousand year old nigh on omnipotent faction LEADER look like a pussy so he can get a lesbian-approved happy ending.Hes a hack, has somewhat competency in writing words in a form that is enjoyable but ZERO ability for characters or plots.Dogshit book.
>>97013280>Space Marines fighting for Chaos for thousands of years should be as dumb as random human cultists
