Goblins are funny little critters.
>>97017268What game?
I can agree with that.
Another lazy shitposting threadOh wow. Amazing.
>>97017467go on
>>97017268I fondly remember a 3.5 campaign with all goblin crew. Mind you this was before the "I'M SAAAD" goblin webcomic so goblin party was still cool.
>>97017268What kinda fuckin keyboard stops working after you spill a little bit of coffee on it?
>>97017507to be fair I think an all-goblin party could still be cool since I'M SAD is largely forgotten and definitely unknown to the newer generations of D&D players
>>97017469How sad and loveless must a man's life be to make him play backseat janny. Goblins are inherently /tg/ as a topic.
>>97017517A goblin sized one from Temu
>>97017498Just a student film project unfortunately.
>>97017520With shit like combat wheelchairs and gay beholders I'd rather forget newer generations of D&D players exist.
>>97017544Fair.
>>97017539Why not indeed. The goblin being that feral goblin marriage assumingly isn't legally binding contract in human society so you could just take her home as a cocksleeve.
Why don't you go to the porn boards to discuss your fetish? Where you can actually post the "funny" material you really care about?
>>97017575>goblin in OP post literally wearing full business attire>pornYou guys are getting ridiculous. One post has a sideboob but even that isn't overtly sexualized, more of feral goblin wearing rags. You are repressed enough to see porn in TV ads.
>>97017575My fetish is getting people like you triggered.
>>97017268is this the thread?
>>97017611Not for shitty samples.
>>97017575I can't vex the NNNfags if I stay on the pornboards.
I know they're all made up and shit, but female goblins always having huge tits just feels wrong to me somehow. Whoever heard of a green skinned mammal? Some monkeys have greenish grey fur and sloths have symbiotic moss or some shit growing on them. That's about it.
>>97017617You know, I grew up in an Italian neighborhood and this is giving me some feels. Take away the green skin and pointy ears and you've got the nice lady from the delicatessen I had my first impure thoughts about. There's a joke about hot salami in there somewhere, but I can't be arsed.
>>97017653...Italian women dress like THAT?
>fetishizing green latinas Why?
>>97017659Well, there was this one Halloween...
>>97017617is not a sample but cropped porn
>>97017658No woman with a desk job behaves like this. The artist has never set foot inside an office or gotten anywhere a soul-sucking cubicle. Jobless mofo? Soul that has been spared from corporate hell? Could be either
>>97017817>the wild 3 foot tall sexualize goblin that got caught and force into an office job is behaving unrealisticallyyou tell em anon.
>>97017622>flying fire spewing reptile: i sleep>brain eating time traveling parasitic octopus: i sleep>green mammal: RRREEEEESelective realism sperging is bafflingly common and I don't understand why.
>>97017798>human stupid horny ape>still gets laid with little effort if there's a goblin putting outWhat was the stupidity again?
Goblin queen.
>take established fantasy race trope >strip away all its defining characteristics and give it the most generic basic bitch MPDG quirk chungus characteristics>take away almost all its defining physical characteristics and make it look like a generic human female except for pointy ears or crayola skin tone or sharp teeth>also give it huge tits and asses>boring faggots: "WOWIE ZOWIE OMG SO HOT MAKE ME MILKIES SEXO SEXO!!"
>>97018044Your impotent crying will surely solve this issue.
>>97018044you're free to be the noldorchud of goblin threads if you truly feel a calling for it.
>>97017522No they're not.
>>97017567Why are you trying so hard to fit in?
>>97017622yeah bro who ever heard of imagining things for fun?
>>97017817is this your first ever contact with fiction?
>>97018044Yeah, that's good. Sorry your imagination is shit and you're terrified of femininity.
Best kind of magic for goblins?
>>97017268True, dunno why you said that while attaching an image of a green elf though.
>>97018027it's probably a cultural differences thing.Kind of like what was happening that gave polynesian women a reputation as sex fiends.The white sailor men thought they were getting away with something, fucking innocent backwards young savage women and not sticking around to make an honest woman of her or raise the kids. Shitty behavior now, absolutely dastardly blaggard shit in the 1700-1800s when it happened, literally the primary villainy of some novel antagonists, picrel. Even hesitant women would be easily won over with just a few pennies worth of nails pried out of the floorboards (uhhh, don't tell the captain. I'm sure the ship won't miss one or three, or dozens).But the islands were primarily matriarchal, with social power often heavily determined by number of children because many hands make light work, and them being deadbeat dads meant she didn't have them as a mouth to feed or to share any shred of authority at all over the kids. As many kids as she could fuck into herself, and they all answered only to her. And what's more, those kids were like, 6 inches taller than their peers, and the sons specifically hairy ripped machomen, because instead of full tiny asian stock they were half british roughneck, and to this day have a reputation for being LORGE compared to pretty much anyone else touching the Pacific. So it wasn't just "Free Sons" it was "Free PREMIUM Sons." The fact that some of the pale fools would even give you bed gifts of COAL-FORGED, PRE-SHARPENED IRON SPIKES on a volcanic island where the next closest native option was strapping shark teeth to a board, just for stealing their baby batter to put a bun in your oven and grow your clan, was delicious, delicious economic icing on the cake. Mother. Fucking. STONKS.So each party's flagrant promiscuity seemed to the other party that they were clueless and unwittingly getting served the short end of the stick.
>>97018118None, goblins are better with psionics due to a subspecies being naturally so.
>>97018118should be dirtier pagan-esque rites, not this squeaky clean stuff. Draw them as hot as you like, goblins should be filthy
>>97018267thank you reddit, very cool
>>97018267So it's both being the stupid ones for thinking they were the ones pulling a fast one instead of realizing it's a win win and they should just engage on it more and without the pretense.>>97018345>effortposts>gets tribalist oneliner accusing him of being a redditor/tg/ is an absolute cesspool these days
>>97018377>needy nerdout>effortlol faggot
>>97018118Orgasmancy. Specialization for human males. Experienced goblin orgasmancer can drain human balls with the lightest touch.
>>97018044It's a high T thing, you wouldn't get it.
>>97018388Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>97018044I'm kinda with you anon. I'm just glad it's not as cringe as putting le qt anime woman in a military uniform.Also, I like tits
>>97017286Freeform ERP
>>97018267Interesting, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of polynesian cultures weren't matriarchal.
>>97018044Your other option is manic machinists and demo humanoids. It's far away from basic goblin shit from the MM, but it's still older than shit at this point, because Warcraft 2 is, as I have to come to terms with, kind of fucking old.
>>97018403cry to jannies, plebbitor
>>97017268Remind me of why they were a thing?
>>97018267BasedWhite men deserve to bribe brown women with superior aryan genetic material.
>>97018455Faggot
I prefer it when these threads are on v
>>97017798Link to the original??
>>97017817Are you for fucking real
>>97017567assuming goblins have anything resembling mammalian pair bonding, that seems unnecessarily cruel
>>97018414Yeah it was a specific island or small group of them, I just don't remember which one so I didn't specify.Also, on further thought and a nights sleep, it occurs to me that the number of Goblin matrons, mothers, or aunties on magic cards is a fair chunk, but there's not a single goblin dad or unc.Same for internet art.And to go up to a random man >>97017539 and go "I have captured you, I claim you as my mate." Implies that she would normally be the one deciding that.It also feels to me like goblins would be mamas boys. Not in the pampered pansy sense but in the like 'Al Capone hardened criminal that still folds to her authority and does what he does partially because he wants to make her proud and don't you DARE insult my dear sweet mudda' sense. I can't think of any specific examples of this in media, but I do feel like I've witnessed it from goblins before, I'm just drawing a blank.>>97019752Goblins live in warrens and are generally very fecund. That sounds like rabbits to me.In which case, fairly polygynandrous.Since they have marriage, I'd assume it's more about who your most frequent and reliable sexual partners are and who owes labor and resources, rather than excluding access. You wouldn't be depriving her of anything, and I wouldn't be surprised if you wouldn't even be her first husband, she was just planning to add you to her harem."I'm down to be a regular lay, but I'm not joining your clan. You can visit me back in human lands, or even stay with me. But just you, I can't house everybody." would probably be an acceptable if disappointing compromise.
>>97018377>So it's both being the stupid ones for thinking they were the ones pulling a fast one instead of realizing it's a win winI mean, yeah. They're goblins.But also, like, they're goblins, if you took away the sense that they were causing mischief and getting ill-gotten booty they probably wouldn't enjoy it as much.
>>97018035Yes, rutting the goblin queen like a dumb horny ape.
>>97020592
>>97018044These faggots don't like goblins, they just want green Latinx women.
>>97020400>I can't think of any specific examples of this in media, but I do feel like I've witnessed it from goblins before, I'm just drawing a blank.You could definitely put a mom heart tattoo on Krenko's shoulder and no one would bat an eye.
>>97020620not even latina, they want what they were before the spaniards got ahold of them.
>>97018044It's all softcore porn these days, man. Top to bottom
>>97020777especially bottom, hurr hurr hurr
>>97021005>>97021009>>97021012What does it taste like?
>>97021131Sour green apple milkshake.
>>97021174>barf
>>97021174sour flavors and milkshake doesn't really work anon, it just makes it taste like soured milk.
>>97018403yeah and shitposting is good. you new here or something? lol
>>97020620So, goblins.
>>97018118Anything that explodes. Or sex magic.
>>97021758I believe that is what the anon said, yes
>>97018044>i don't like [thing]Just use warhammer goblins then retard.The goblin's defining characteristic is being an Orc and i'm not even fucking joking. Orc and Goblins were interchangeable term.it's like me complaining that orcs are big and strong and muscly when Tolkien represented them as squat, bowlegged, weak willed, weedy little freaks.IF your main problem is "goblins aren't kobolds but green" (think about it, slaved to the will of a greater power, (dragon, dark lord) weak, stupid, cowardly and numirous, vicious cruel and ill willed chaff monsters) why should i care?it sounds like you're a massive autistic who hasn't learned that his particular way of engaging with something isn't going to be fucking everyones when you noldorfaggots post it's always the same "here's cool art work that encapsulates something i don't see on this website." fucking do a worldbuilding thingcreatures are a product of A WORLD, removed from it they're not really anything. build something fucking creative and influence something.
>>97020620That's what a goblin is puto.
>>97023279Most of these sex goblins suck. That's the problem. >>97017617 is good though.
>>97023287You are too wise for this website..
>>97023279Let's not pretend that any attempt to have a normal discussion of their traditional fantasy roles will be flooded with coomer shit. There are/were supposedly ten fucking jannies (lmao) on this board but policing of containment threads is apparently too much work for them
>>97018267Not everyone is a nigger though. Dumb image.
>>97017268>>97017633the hair part wrapping around from under her cheeks kinda looks like faux side-burns
>>97023916I think she's insanely cute.
>>97023984lol
>>97019715goblin girls by grimgrim
>>97023859Aw, the goblins are asking about the paladins faith. How kind of them.
>>97024031That was confusing how the daughter and mother were drawn in literally the exact same way.
>>97024389everything except eye color and tribal tattoos, but I think it was done on purpose because this is the authors only work were 2 girls have the exact same body type.
>>97017268Traditional games?
>>97023859>redditbuddy slop
>>97023502Honestly, I like the concept of Extremely Adaptable Goblins. Which states that goblins dynamically "evolve" to fit the environment they are surviving in. With the interpretation, that goblins also assimilate culture and even some physical features of intelligent species they living with as their own.This means that I can have monstrous goblins, people goblins, spirit goblins in one setting and go wild with the micro conflicts between green tribes (fantasy racism is based). All of it in one setting and even in one location.
>>97025464Sounds gay and cringe
>>97025464Sounds based and cool
>>97017268>taka takaNoooo, there is only Dakka!
>>97025479Sounds samefag and unoriginal
>>97017268>coomer goblinpost real and proper goblin
>>97025535>gets one-shotted by a lvl1 halforc barbarian>the cleave kills his entire family outside of the frame
>>97025830Based and gamepilled, unlike coomblins
>>97017268>little crittersSEZ WHO?
>>97018388>>97018345Thanks for the hot take retard but i'd rather not have plebbit be associated with intellectual prowess while 4chan is associated with the likes of you.
>>97018044That's why I prefer halflings and dwarves. At least depicting them as hot shortstacks isn't as much of a character assassination.
>>97020620What makes goblins latinas?
>>97025830as they should
>>97018044based
>>97026118>short>busty >typically depicted with firey personalities I mean.... come on anon. They are literally just green skinned Latinas.
>>97026182I dunno, the latinas in my area don't seem particularly titty. My wife boobmogs most and she's lily white.
>>97026199Where they from?
>>97026118
>>97026064Good news! You can leave!
>>97026676More?
>>97026693More what, goblins in bikinis?
>>97017268Goblins are stinky
>>97026750This is a hurtful stereotype, goblins bathe every day.
>>97026750YOU'RE stinky!
>>97026693
>>97026741Also that.
>>97026809>VAMOS LUCHAThank you, anon.
>>97026822
>>97026879>>97026856>NUT.webpThank you!
Damn evil wizards casting biggus bootus on the local goblins.
>>97017817Nobody cares faggot autist
>>97017817absolute retard
>>97026244lmao I remember this. That shit was so fucking awful it made the player go back to goblin.>When Critical Role fans are so much more awful than the cast.
what a shit thread
>>97026676Artist drew this one again in a higher rez.
>>97026182>>97026199latinas are known for the big ass, not big tits.but so are gobs.>>97025464Elves kind of do that too, but in a different way.So i makes for a good Seelie vs Unseelie mirror dichotomy.Elves adapt to acclimate to the biome. Live in the sea? Great we swim now. Live in the UV radioactive underdark? Chernobyl style melanism and radiosynthesis.Goblins adapt to incorporate the inhabitants.
>>97026889Everyone loves green buttcheeks.
