Girls smooching edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97020032Thread question:What is an oop or rare model that is your hobby "grail"?
>TQI don't have one so I'll just post models
>>97024448Here's a model, she looks miserable as shit but Gucci has been shit since they became mainstream. I hope she moved over to Ferragamo, they make good shit
>>97024434For the longest time, it was an original, non-ruskie-recast Green Knight for fantasy.But now he's back in-print from GW. So...UmRogue Trader-Era Leman Russ. Just to say I have Russ in my Space Woofs.
>>97024462Is this some sort of inside joke? What are you talking about here?
>>97024448There's not a single model they've stopped making that you want? Really? Literally everything you want is still produced and easy to find?
>>97024496I only started buying/painting/playing last year fucko, cut me some slack.
>>97024434a genuine greater brass scorpion or hell talonor the metal world eaters dreadnought
>browsing stls>see thisWhat the heck
>>97024505I'm just surprised you haven't seen something you wanted but couldn't get for one reason or another whether that be oop or commemorative models or whatever. That feels like a universal experience in the hobby
Why is it that they stopped making Battleboxes? If you count Launch Boxes there were 7 in 8th edition and 6 in 9th, but only Leviathan so far in 10th. Yeah they've done more individual army boxes as a result, but I always liked the idea of getting a fight in a box.
>>97024536He only buys the newest thing so he can drown them in decals and spam them here while editing his photos repeatedly to avoid everybody's filters
>>97024533I pick the gold one.
>>97024434>TQ As a zoomie who's new to the hobby, I haven't much thought about it. Are there any I should pursue?
>>97024544What is the sense in cropping the photo if you keep the filename the same. Can you not also filter by filename. I don't know anything about 4chanx, I just scroll past stuff that's annoying
>>97024470He told us to post models so I posted a model from the Gucci catalogue. Now, this is a model from the Valentino women's jacket line.
>>97024560>What is the sense in cropping the photo if you keep the filename the samebecause he's a genuine retard who will insist he's not editing the photos because the filename's the same>Can you not also filter by filenameYou can, but it's way less reliable than md5 filtering normally
>>97024544>>97024567You will be deleted from existence at the end
>>97024434>TQThe Armorcast Warlock Titan, though it's probably 3D print or nothing
>>97024434>tqId love a metal venerable dread, or if fantasy/aos stuff is included, an elder chaos dragon>>97024554Everyone should own a chaplain dreadnought or some form of oop boxnaut. Bonus points if it's a metal boxnaut and should legally classed as a deadly weapon
>>97024588Great model Queen, beautiful basing.
>>97024462The long awaited dark eldar refresh. Not great, have to say.
>>97024584I think a print is a better idea If you're gonna be bringing it places and playing with it, if it was a cabinet princess then maybe get a genuine one, but you'd have to really care about it to justify it
>>97024434Unreleased (or limited release?) Sisters of Battle Famulous. I've seen these sold so at least some made it out into the world and then onto ebay.Anyway I love the exaggerated 28mm style of the early/mid 2000s so this chick would fit with my collection. >>97024584Armorcast from the RT/2e era seem like a fun collecting thing, especially the stuff thats stylistically completely different like drop pods or Falcons
>>97024588>Everyone should own a chaplain dreadnought or some form of oop boxnaut. Bonus points if it's a metal boxnaut and should legally classed as a deadly weaponSure, I do want to have at least one cool death company dreadnought. still, the librarian dreadnought is never coming back huh
>>97024596The Dark Eldar are what I imagined badass and cool to mean when I was twelve.
>>97024627
Do chaos players really
>>97024609Also can I just say Does james workshop FUCKING hate blood angels?>Legends jump pack librarian>Legends furioso and librarian dreadnought>Legends jump pack sanguinary priest>Can't even take a jump pack on the FUCKING BLOOD ANGELS CAPTAIN This fucking company man
>>97024631Fans of the night lords are not actually chaos fans.Fans of night lords, emperor children, dark eldar and the death company have a large overlap that represents very ill individuals.
>>97024630Warhammer essentially runs on that principle. I don't play Orks, but I would stream the shit out of an Ork-themed album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMvx7lPz0Mg
>>97024609Nah he's gone unfortunately. I'm crossing my fingers that the cycle of gw releases will mean in 4-5 years time we'll get an upgraded redemptor class one that would hopefully be for everyone and not just bangels. Magic Christmas land dream kit would be a Command Dreadnought kit, that's just a set of upgrade sprues for the redemptor but includes bits for chaplain, venerable, and librarian similar to how they do "new" knight kits based of the questoris
>>97024609I'm still convinced gw will make a venerable redemptor dreadnought kit with build options for normal veteran, chaplain and librarian
>>97024599honestly I wouldn't trust someone selling a "genuine" one enough to send the scratch, they'd need a stellar reputation or I'd need to know them personally
>>97024643beautiful edge highlights around the helm, well done gorgeous.
>TQThe forgeworld chimera interior kitAlso here is a WIP of my collage entry
>>97024643>>97024650That would be fire>the librarius skull with the keys and those scrollsFuuuuuck that thing is so cool, I NEED IT BAAAACK
>>97024659Looking niceBut the theme is flying unit
Whatever happened to the guy who ran Faeit 212?
>>97024643>>97024650
>>97024675it's an idea that's been thrown around here for a while now
>>97024675>>97024683I don't get it...
>>97024664Stealth suits have the flly keyword
Dorn and Khan confirmed as the next loyalists to return
>>97024694Oh boy I love space marines
>>97024690You won't win this war!
>>97024694Khan would honestly be interesting. I feel like I don't see many white scars fans around; it would be cool to see if having their primarch back would boost popularity. Personally, I preferred the old lore of Dorn being dead, but hey, it is what it is. I'm still gonna hope for russ tho
>>97024686They both said they were hoping for a mixed hq dread kit which is much like Spiderman in the image seeing another Spiderman. This is funny because usually there is one Spiderman, but in the image there is two. At first glance you see two exactly the same costumed figures pointing at one another — each acting as if the other is the impostor. That immediate visual paradox (two identical things, each treating the other as different/guilty) is a simple, surprising contradiction, and surprise is a core element of humor.The image sets up an expectation (if two people point at each other, one must be right) and then breaks it: both are exactly the same. The brain tries to resolve who’s “real” or “to blame,” but resolution is impossible. That unresolved cognitive tension becomes funny because it’s absurd rather than threatening.Both Spider-Men are frozen in the exact same accusatory pose — outstretched arm, pointed finger. The gesture is universal shorthand for “you did it,” so the pose instantly communicates an accusation without words. The exaggerated, mirrored posture reads like pantomime and multiplies the humor. Spider-Man is a heroic figure — we expect him to fight villains, not stand in a confused standoff. That mismatch (heroic costume + petty human accusation) is incongruous and therefore comedic: serious characters behaving in trivial ways often produce laughs.
At this point, I'm starting to wonder if anyone at all plays default blood angels. Almost every single player I encounter online, youtubers, ppl in discords, all have successor chapters.
>>97024434>TQI'd like to paint up a real Johnny one day
>>97024712Plenty of us play them
>>97024694>Russtards seethe
>>97024712I think its the fact that plain red is kind of a boring color after awhile. It works much better as a secondary or accent color.
>>97024719Leman Russ is far more important to the setting than some mongol retard.
>>97024712Im sorry the mutant replied to you anon.>>97024726Only in so far as Russ is who got sent to kill Magnus, but it could easily have been Dorn or the Khan
>>97024712Tbf by picking a successor chapter you get all the benefit of the progenitor chapter but get more room to make them their own because there's less fleshed out for them
>>97024726The setting is not horus heresy though, not matter how much secondaries want it to be.
>>97024737Sorry to boist your boibble but I'm a primary :^)
>>97024737Lemans return will herald 11th edition. Leman Russ will lead an entire armada against the largest Ork force and dominate.
>>97024718you will never be one of us
>>97024718You're dreads look great anon>>97024721I largely agree, especially since the canon BA livery has almost no other colors at all>>97024728>Im sorry the mutant replied to you anonI do not care desu>>97024731Exactly, but I think there's something about that creativity that appeals to blood angels fans particularly.
What is life like in the Great Rift
are there any notable drukhari marraiges?
>>97024694Instead of khan they should bring back his 10 foot tall half eldar half primarch daughter and have her cartwheeling around in leather stirrup leggings and doing wrestling moves on daemon engines and her kit should have optional shoes and multiple hairstyles some of which are clearly eldar and some are imperial where her dad braided her hair for her and it's all fucked up cause hes a dad and she should ride a giant reaver jetbike and ride around with a qt eldar slave cause she thinks slaves are normal and cool cause she's half deldar and doesn't understand why it's wrong also her slave has optional shoes and leather stirrup leggings and fat tits
How's everybody's collage entry coming?
>>97024779You know how people say you need to jerk off before going on a date so you don't make dumb choices?Yeah, some of you mfs need to apply that advice to writing>>97024777Niiiiice holy trips anon
>>97024781That bamboo looks great anon. Might sell even better if you throw a couple spiky shoots coming through the earth at the bottom of them
>>97024779masturbate instead of posting
>>97024781All finished
>>97024779Damn who let the CEO of BasedINC on the internet unsupervised
>>9702443440K scale Warlock Titan
>>97024808Those tancreds are really nicely vibrantAlmost like they're glowing
>>97024808These guys turned out really nice anon
>>97024827>>97024833Thanks anons
>>97024808Right guy needs blood splatter on his face to match the axe
>>97024781Done in time for me to travel out of town:)
I hate that titus and SM has become the mainstream face of 40k.
>>97024639>dark eldaroi
>>97024540Because most of their potential customers focus on one army at a time.Technically the starter sets also have two armies, but they are also kind of just light versions of the Leviathan box.
>>97024808Holy moly good work anon, I love the heraldry on the little chest shields
>>97024434I like orks :D
>>97024781I'm painting it at this very second
>>97024540I think they got bit in the ass too many times by trying battleboxes with fairly niche armies like that banshee vs incubi box or the khorne dogs vs slaanesh daemons ones that shelf warmed for months
>>97024781Skipped this month to work on other stuff. Hoping for objective marker/terrain next month
>>97024901I want some snow stuff ;-;
Saturnine terminators as Helbrutes or Obliterators?
>>97024948I'd be fine with either
>>97024434>TQRT Land RaiderJohnny2nd edition mega nobz2nd edition storm boyz2nd edition lootas
>>97024781Scream of confusion.
>>97024639>Fans of night lords, emperor children, dark eldar and the death company>death companyWtf. What's wrong with death company? They're marines who lost their sanity due to BA's genetic flaw given respectable send-off. Why you lump them together with sadists and degenerates?
>>97024781What's the collage theme for the month?
>>97024994Anything that can fly/use a jump pack
>>97024779Unironically too cool and based for GW to do.They'd royally fuck this up.
>>97024706Dorn being potentially alive is old lore at this point too.
>>97024605What the fuck i have never seen this before and i need itI knew of the other two metal unreleased ones, the power fist sister and the torch bearer
>more and more primarchs return>game gets more and more casualized and soullessI see a pattern.
I really want to take a bunch of (legends) Dreadnoughts in my Thousand Sons army.Is it a bad idea?
>>97025029Just talk to your playgroup about it. Most are cool with Legends but randos at sweat shops probably won't be. You can always proxy them as hellbrutes I guess.
>>97025000>anything that can flyoh, maybe I can submit my terminator then.
>looking through extra allied stuff>looking at knights >cerastus knight ever>this is the coolest shit ever.jpg>look it up>$200+ MSRPMotherfucker
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97025057yeah the HH knights have a big premium on themthe lancer is the only one that good in 40k at the moment
>>97025048The only terminator that can fly is gabriel angelos
Anyone got the boarding actions pdf?
>>97024462I like haute couture designers as much as anyone, but>>>/fa/
>>97024694I dunno ask /hhg/
>>97024726Furry.
>>97024781almost done
>>97024726Is he?
>>97025065Huh, interesting
>>97025120Armored Core's retarded downie cousin/10
>>97025120Me n the boys
>>97024896I actually liked the Khorne Slaanesh box because i am one of the like twelve people who collects pure chaos demons
>>97025029Nah just do it and worst case scenario you can run the legends boxnauts as boxnauts, and levs as redemptors. The only tough one to proxy is contemptors amd deredeos cause theyre so skinny
>>97024540I think they were simply not worth it. They only really work if it's Marines vs someone else. This is because Marines are the lowest common denominator army. Not only Marines are the most appealing newfag faction and the biggest one on it's own, it simply means that Eldarfag, Taufag, Necronfag etc will all have some marines as well. As such anything Marine related is inherently appealing to literally everyone. This can be used to force people to start another army and increase their popularity which GW does with starter boxes. Marinefags will want to buy 11th Edition starter set which means that either>They will be forced to pay Ork/Deldar tax just to get Marine half. By buying everything on their own and then having to sell unwanted half, thus making it their problem and not GW one to sell Orks/Deldaror a better scenario>Marinefags will be just stuck with Ork/Deldar they paid for. Maybe they will assemble and paint them and have fun and so will then be baited into buying more stuff for themEither way GW wins, it's only a matter of how hard they winBut this only works with Marines. Maybe they just found that doing one big starter like this and then other ones dedicated to expanding particular faction is just a better idea, since putting 2 more niche factions against each other heavily nullifies more long term advantage from above and offers nothing in exchange
>>97025077I went searching for it in the archive today and came up with nothing. Sorry anon. Maybe vk has it. By that I mean I'm sure they have it but I don't know how to read or write Cyrillic so I gave up. Have some assasin hangers to make you feel better
>>97025120I prefer the dunecrawler one
>>97024781It is coming along, I think i can get it done this week>>97024659
>>97025188I believe in you
>>97024540i liked the idea but it means if my faction happened to be in one id have to find someone i know to split it with. ive always been a xenos man so id have no trouble finding a marinefag that would want the other half, it might be a little harder if i was trying to offload the xenos part. granted theres a shit tonne of people at my lgs that would be keen but for people who dont have anyone to play with or just paint on their own it would be a pain to find a buyer
man there is going to be SO many ork collectors if they end up being in the 11e box. everyone who i play against or sees me playing against someone with my orks always tells me they want to collect orks themselves.
Ded thred
>>97025296ehhh I dunno they already kinda had their chance with the Snagga wave recently and they'd just be repackaging most of the new updated stuff either way
>>97025299If they drop 11e with actually good updated boyz/nobz that'll get a bunch of people jumping on
>>97025299desu i have no idea what gw would want to update / introduce into the ork army, i mean we see memes get thrown around here like a deff dread warboss but what is due for an update? the weirdboy definitely needs one but thats about it. stormboyz / lootas kit is quite old now but those models still look decent
>GW stock up over 12% after record profitswhy didn't you buy GW stocks anons? you hate money or something?
>>97025299Snaggas are pretty ugly (dear god even that paint scheme, why white?)A bunch of more classic iconic Ork designs getting a facelift could be a different matter
>>97025317>new boyz that isn't a forced schizo loadout>new nobz>new generic warboss>potentially a new warboss in mega-armor that isn't monopose and mono-loadout>new burnas/lootas>new MANzAnd that's without expanding into actually new units
>>97025324that is quite the parabolic rise in stock price over the last 10 years, might explain all of the primaris slop we've been exposed to
>>97025329>non mono-loadout in a launch box
it's now fully assembled and varnished. just some greebles, basing and drones left now.
>>97025324>A bunch of more classic iconic Ork designs getting a facelift could be a different matterNu-orks are fucking ugly tho, the face is all wrong pic related being a prime example and I hope they don't update them.
>>97025305>>97025329>actually good updated boyz>new boyz that isn't a forced schizo loadoutBro they literally just upgraded themAt best they'd just repackage them with couple new options like the initial termagants vs ones we have now and even then the current gants can be thought of as schizo because you cant give them all stranglewebs/spike rifles for example, unsure what you meant by schizo loadout
>>97025329how old is the current nobz and warboss kit? they dont seem too old given they replaced the assault on black reach models. i doubt they would change the mega boss although that would be great just to be able to run with a power klaw or something. are the manz even that old though?i agree with the boyz kit, they fucked that one up. the models look decent but fucking hell what a shambles of a kit, particularly the push fit gaps
>>97025343the new Boyz sprue is just a hold-overGW even still sells the old kit alongside them
>>97025342Questionable take, Morky faces are great for variety, not everything has to be Gorky.
>>97025343>Bro they literally just upgraded themDowngraded them*Even GW knows the nuboyz were such a fuckup that they still sell the old boyz
>>97025342Its got an alt-head, its fine
>>97025342well luckily they gave us a second head for the big mek. i like this model apart from the gun thats equipped on it, one shot hitting on 5s, fuckin useless
>>97025346Old enough that scalecreep makes em look weedy
>>97025354>>97025358>>97025360Even the other head still looks wrong, a anon had a good pic that showed new and old ork head side by side.
>>97025338you didn't paint the tau symbol on the shield. you will go back and do it.
All orks look the same to me
why is the Votann xmas box so unpopular? My only guess is that you probably swimm in Berserks at this point of you collect the army from the start since they put them in literally every box ever and the combat patrols aswell
So when the Orks get all their new models... Which ones are getting retired do you think? Are there any that you're going to miss or feel like an Ork collector night want to grab before it vanishes or gets replaced?
>>97025342>>97025358I have a spare old metal big mek that I'm tempted to loot the head of for this model. The three things keeping me from the project is>sawing through metal makes me worried about fucking up>shit rules on the new guy>lmao backlog It really is the best big mek head they ever made though
>>97025298Good. Quiet thread means no meltdowns are happening
>>97025419>why are dwarves so small Truly one of life's grand mysteries
>>97024779Half Eldar are not a thing in 40k you deranged coomer subhuman.
>>97025419Farsight and Emperor's Children boxes also still up.As for the Leagues box, it's not a good starter set for new players so every votann player and their mother is telling new players to avoid it. For existing players yeah most are going to have enough berserks (and I don't believe most want to play the new berserker detachment delve assault). Everyone already owns a brokhyr ironmaster. Thunderkyn are a star unit but they should have thrown another 3 in there.
>>97025438Neither are Half-Primarchs but I don't see you taking issue with that one
>>97024779>elfdari are actually 12 feet tallthis cringe meme needs to go and stay go
>>97025438Milkydoor made one in Horus Hershey, lorelet
>>97024434Luv kibkib
>>97024779This but instead of Jaghati's daughter it's Jaghati herself as her TRVE and authentic transgender, transdrukhari self
painted 4 helmets in prussian blue before thinking a purple tone blue might look better against my green for fire support units (it does). this is a disaster might as well throw the whole project in the bin.
>>97025447One that's half primarch probably would be bigger than your average eldar. Brock Lesnars daughter is fucking huge
>>97025452>actually subjecting yourself to the utter shit tier slop that is Horus HeresyCould't be me lmao.
>>97025480Damn fool.
>>97025419>why is the Votann xmas box so unpopular?Because votann looks bad. Just look those vehicles, lmao. >>97025442
Is there any way to make lightning claw Terminators viable, or is it always hammer time?
Too much?
>>97025512The 3rd one is great.
>>97025489>tries to play armchair lorefag>gets outskilled>I-I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LORE ANYWAYSLol, every time.
>>97025463>permanently eye level with giant edgy space elf gock bulgeI need it
>>97025512I don't care for photoshop kitbashes
>>97025528Nah, she'd get bottom surgery from a homunculus, but it'd still come with a 3ft long clit
>>97025512Looks like AIslop
>Hypersensory Array: Once per battle round, you can target this unit with the Rapid Ingress or Heroic Intervention Stratagem for 0CP, and can do so even if you have already targeted a different unit with that Stratagem this turn.>Pheromone Trail: Once per battle round, you can target one model with this ability with the Rapid Ingress Stratagem for 0CP.does this mean i can rapid ingress one lictor (latter) and up to 3 squads of hyperadapted raveners (former) in one turn?
>>97025357Bro the old ones are literally twerking
>>97025512whats it supposed to be? the 3rd one would make a decent obliterator proxy
>>97025539And they're still better because you can make a coherent squad of ten twerking shootas or ten twerking choppas. The new models look nice, but the monopose and forced loadout problems means owning more than a single squad of them looks awful and that you'll either need to buy an absurd number of kits to make proper shoota/choppa squads out of them or you'll need to soup in some old Twerkaboyz anyways.Face it, the new kit fucking sucks.
>>97024434>TQThe metal Adeptus Mechanicus Skullz set, but I'm not inclined to spend the £200+ they tend to go for nowadays.On the subject of weird old models, I recently got hold of pic related. Hoping I can use him as a HQ for the Corsairs when they get their release, but if not I'll run him as an archon or something.
Reading Voidscarred. It's not bad, but it doesn't give any hints about the rumored Corsaird expansion.Although they really should be playable with Dark Eldar ala Harlequins
>>97024627and you were right
>>97025539They are as Gork made them
>>97025537seems like it
>>97025560you can tell an incel who's never seen a titty drew this because boobs that big do not have areola that small
>>97025572Eldars doesn't have areola.
building my first gravis from the deathwatch kit and honestly these chubby baby terminators look like shit.
>>97025506No bully.
I REFUSE to accept Orks will be in the 11th edish launch box
>>97025572Dark Eldar have the greatest fleshcrafters in the universe, her areolas can be whatever size she wants
I can’t be the only one who gets annoyed when people eat/drink shit when it’s gayming time right? Just tuff that shit out, you snacking on the monster and peanut butter crackers is unsightly and a disgrace to our table.
>>97025590Nah I'd say hydration is important in any way or form but eating is kinda too much unless its something dry and clean like unsalted caschews or some other type of non-oily nut and even then I'd maybe only have a snack while the other dude is taking a bathroom/smoke break or some shit
>>97025572Deldar have exactly as much areola as they choose to have. There are some whose titty are ALL areola.Yes, even the males
>>97025590drinking is totally normal. Eating is more dependent on the food
>>97025590Why do troons try to claim literally everything?
>>97025590>a disgrace to our tableBuddy you're playing plastic spaceman battle adventures, you have no grace.
>>97025608Repression in varying forms
>>97025590drink and eat as much as you want but if you touch my minis with your grease fingers or spill your shit on the table I will make you pay
>>97025590I'd rather they not eat but drinking is fine. Just keep it away from the play area.
>>97025608manly instincts to conquer which is ironic
>>97024781Done.I'll post it again when collageanon does his post
>>97025608Okay but it is a gay drink
>>97025590You're an idiot. Being hungry makes for poor experience. If you're gonna be standing for a few hours, a snack is gonna make sure the last half hour isn't painful.
>>97025647>painfulJesus, what is this American hours? Just eat before the game. Ffs, not eating for over 8h shouldnt be "painful" lmao, wtf?
>>97025608lmao sorry man you've been drinking the LGBT juice the whole time
>>97025646>t. Projection
>>97025665You tell me there is anything about that drink that was made for the natural man.
>>97025663By that metric you've been playing an LGBT wargame
>>97025674Energy drinks are just legal liquid meth. They're milcuck coded before anything else.
>>97025675Yes.
>>97025675
>>97025663the fuck is going on with that leg?
>>97025705leg turned inward, kneecap extra prominent because leg is so skinny
>>97025685>>97025704See >>97025608
>>97025590Drinking is fine. Eating is intolerably fat behaviour, for which bullying should be swift and severe.
>>97025645nice!
>>97025590i just want to play a game where i can drink a few beers, my lgs doesnt allow such behaviour and i dont have a set up at home to play games
>>97024781honestly its just about done but i havent improved in my painting skills, actually if anything ive gone backwards. i guess my heart just isnt in it anymore. my stuff looks awful next to everything on the collages, theres some really talented painters here that i dont see post very often outside of the collages
>>97024781I painted this within the month so it's going to be my entry
>>97024533Have we really reached the point where Tau are little more than the designated "Women only, made for sex with Humans" faction?
>>97025438>Half Eldar are not a thing in 40kThey are if you want them to be
>>97023415>Love Dangles and Bangles>Be gayI refuse to believe it's related
>>97025512IncredibleNow do it
>>97025777I don't want them to be, so they aren't.
>>97025102I'll save that soon
>>97025767All factions are that
>>97025767Eldars are not exotic enoughYou can't just put tits on orks, the changes needed are too drasticTau are in the middle, they're exotic enough but they still need to be humanized somewhat.Don't overthink it, it's just porn
>>97025438They are if you say she's some genetic experiment by a Haemonculi. Like some nut job Haemonculi wanted to combined the strengths and powers of a Primarch with the "superiority" of an Eldar and created a hybrid through fucked-up sciences bullshit. But something went "wrong" with the hybrid and she didn't take to the Dark Eldar's cruelty or some such. Hell maybe being "part Primarch" means that what passes for her soul isn't being sucked away by Slaanesh.
help me choose a bolt pistol
>>97024781This looks stupid.
>>97025527>black library>loreHuh?
>>97024533>browsing /tg/>get shown thisWhy the fuck would you do that?
>>97025807Middle one from the GSC bits
im surprised people dont argue for USRS for 11th.
Why is chaos spawn always out of stock
>>97025809>bullying an ork brounforgivable
>>97025821Because most of the retards here weren't even around for 8th ed, let alone an actual edition with USR's.
>>97025821Because we have USRs in 10th and they suck donkey shit? Everything that wants to do damage has some variation of "lethal, sustained, extra rule" and often full hit re-rolls. Firing Deck is a fucking mess, as is the leader and lone operative USRs.
>>97025824They are no brainer picks in WE and very good in DG
>>97025821what the fuck is an usrs
>>97025843United Soviet Republics
>>97025821I am arguing for sticky objective being a CORE rule so we can open up design space and not having units whose sole special rule is sticky objective.
>>97025789Well I do want them to be, so it evens out to a 'Maybe'
>>97025851speaking of, reactive move of D6 should be a core stratagem, minimizes pain from IGOUGO and we already get to shoot on 6s.
>>97025845
>*takes a big fat stinky all over 40K*Oops!
>>97025878Still not reading your HFY garbage, you lonely, pathetic baxtershill who has noone to discuss his shite with. Begone, you creature of sorry existence.
>>97025861>so it evens outno, it doesn't, you don't matter
Why keep going? Everything gets worse then you die
>>97025885Everybody matters regardless of if you like them or not.
>>97025893You're not everybody, so you don't matter
>>97025810Rogue Trader also had half-eldar if you want to play that game
>>97025891Why eat if you're gonna get hungry later?Why clean your ass if you're gonna shit later?Why sleep if you're gonna wake up later?Because the flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing
>>97025878>picYeah, Nurgle does love his uh oh big stinkies
>>97025877universal special rules, instead of having 10 different versions of "this unit can be set up from reinforcements more than 9 from any enemy instead of at an edge" the unit just has "deep strike"
>>97025922Universal home rules are great, that's the good kind of streamlineTo answer the question: "why don't people argue for it" it's because most people are shitters, they're only playing the tabletop because it's THE 40k game. All they care about is meta and list building, not a healthy game or good design.TL;DR: People are not that deep into the game they play.
>>97024434my hobby grail isn't from 40k. thorgrim grudgebearer on his throne, second versionotherwise chinaman has me covered
>>97025891the will to live is stronger than the weakness of the flesh.
>>97024694makes very little sense saleswise unless dorn can be taken into BT and white scars get a supplement
>>97025915Atleast half of RT era things was wiped out before 2-3rd ed, when 40k became 40k
>>97025951Shut up, faggot. You think we need Hrud kill teams and a fully expanded line of darkly aeldari. You don't get to comment on saleswise matters.
>>97025959And half-eldar were never explicitly deconfirmed. There's a bigger case for them than against.And I say this as someone who finds the concept - and especially the concept of a half-eldar half-primarch - fucking retarded. I just hate wannabe lorefags enough to play devil's advocate over them.
>>97025966i do. i work in a LGS; primarchs sells a lot; i'm just wondering if GW see itself as a wargame seller or a miniature seller
>>97025951That's exactly what they'll do>11e, Khan cums back and the Huwite Scars get their own codex >12e, Dorn comes back and IFs get a dedicated pity detachment for BTs
>>97025916>>97025946My flesh has never failed me, I have. Then again I never tried to hack one of my limbs off.
>>97025966beside, all hrud do is migrate, they don't care for warfare, why would they be in kill team ? they have a better place in blackstone fortress
>>97025977>>12e, Dorn comes back and IFs get a dedicated pity detachment for BTsI hope this happens just so I can see Valrak piss and shit himself in anger
>>97025882nta but humanity are the biggest losers of the xeelee sequence due to our hubris which isn't that dissimilar to 40k
>>97025977which one would come first tho ? khan if they wanna tap a hypothetical chinese market ? dorn if they wanna surf on the far righht wave ?
Half-Eldarcshould exist but only in a grimdark way>Imperium hates them for being part xenos, but are sought after by Inquisitors to include as psykers their retinues, where they're often still ostracized and abused for their existence and often given false promises of salvation and redemption for their loyalty>Eldar view them with a mix of contempt and pity, as their existence means either a mistake on the part of the Eldar parent, or something horrific beyond mentioning. While they're allowed on some Craftworlds, they are only ever allowed to walk the Path of Service, acting as servants and aides to full Eldar for menial tasks>Dark Eldar delight in finding one on Human worlds, as it's either a special treat to torture amongst the cattle or an easily manipulated and recruited servant who would gladly turn on their Human tormentors given the chance
>>97025984it will fail you, in every way.machine fails too.all is ..shit
>>97025663Uhh, I have it on good authority that Monster Zero Ultra is bvsed vnd trvd and will get me into Hyperborea AND Agartha
>>97025663The lgbt flavour is pipeline punch you idiot
>>97025851>so we can open up design spacecool, even more units with rerolls or lethal hits
>>97024434>tqThis big guy I'm painting pictured here. I bought some metal grey knights to fight him. My cultist/traitor guard army is Blue/White/Red so he'll match.
>>97024631I don't see the issue
>>97026019Maybe monopoly is more your speed, kiddo!
>>97025968They purged only one existed halfeldar and return as eldar with same name after 35 years. Also, guys in geedubs like Jes hate that human x elf trend back in 90s>There's a bigger case for them than against.Like what, for example?
>>97025984If your spirit is weaker than your flesh, you're not an Iron Hand guy, you're a son of fulgrim
better yet let's delete a bunch of special rules because that will magically make a bunch of interesting new stuff possible somehow.
>>97024588recasts are cheap for these. The Lib >>97024643 Dread is probably far harder to source NIB
>>97026001>all is ..shitYeah it feels like it>>97026039Maybe
>>97026021How nightmarish/10 was that to basecoat so far? Looks horrible lmao
>>97025922Universal Special Rules have been a thing since at least 3rd (not in the original manual, but by the time 4th rolled out with them officially they pretty much existed in practice)8th removing them was a retarded move and 10th making them ass has been an impressive move by GW. No idea how they manage that.
>>97024588Throwing my chaplain dread into the mixI want to redo this from scratch now that i'm a better painter.
>>97024434>What is an oop or rare model that is your hobby "grail"?There are some extremely rare WHFB models I've had my eye on but keeping it 40k that Obadiah Schfeer tank commander model currently sitting on Ebay for $1000.
>>97024434I have a bunch of old metal sisters and penitent engines.Till this day I never understood the meme about PE being hard to assemble. My only explanation is that retard where trying to glue them with plastic glue.
>>97026021>>97026065>Looks horrible lmaoSorry, to elaborate: I meant that it looks horribly tedious to paint, not that you've done a bad job.
>>97026061seek therapyit helpswe all die sure; but we don't have to live miserable all the while
>TQThis fella, Magus advisor optional.
>>97024434>What is an oop or rare model that is your hobby "grail"?It was the repressor but now i actually have it and now I think it's just the unreleased SoB models and the rest of the chaplains that have eluded me
>>97026088>>97026065I'm still doing super early base coats. Basically the blue/purple fade turns into the red in the recesses. Later on I highlight everything and I'll gloss the reds. I use a lot of gloss when painting. >>97026068hell yeah dude>>97026070Whats funny is I've seen this model frequently in my local area. Multiple IG players have him.
>>97025991>Khan>Chinese China fucking hates Mongols, retard>Dorn>far-right0 for 2, hoky shit you're dumb
>>97026146Basecoats were easy, it's 2 drybrushs and a wash. Then a layer of watery red followed by the purple. I think I'll blend the rest with an airbrush
>>97024434>TQWell I didn't have one until all this dreadnought talk got me looking at the webstore and to my great dismay I found out they no longer sell the basic, standard dreadnought. What the fuck? That's like if they stopped selling Tactical Marines, or the Rhino, or Carnifexes or any other iconic, cornerstone unit of a faction.
>>97026035>Like what, for example?BLslop, mostly>a random minor novel character rumored to have eldar heritage to explain why she's so lithe and fast >the aforementioned HH half-eldar
>>97026160>China fucking hates Mongols, retardfair enough; another reason why it would not work>Dorn>far-righti'm not saying Dorn; i'm saying Black Templar primarch. dorn fit thatand you think far right isn't a thing today ?
>>97026094>but we don't have to live miserable all the whileTrue but choosing not to be miserable is hard. But I'm giving it a sportsman try.
>>97026177We’ll get a quote from Uthan the Perverse in 15th Edition about how much he respects the parents of Half-Eldar for not letting their dreams be memes. Trust.
>>97026196>True but choosing not to be miserable is hardyes, it's hard as hell; but trying, in hope of a better future, is just as important.everyone fight until the very end. no one has the same starting gear. but give it a shot
>>97026179>i'm saying Black Templar primarch. Dorn hates the BTs, idiot.>dorn fit thatLearn English >and you think far right isn't a thing today?How the fuck did you even get that out of what I said? Learn English.
>>97026228yeah; hoky shit to you too then
Is emperors children a meme faction?
>>97026205Uthan died in an Ork attack seven years ago, anon.
>>97026248Yeah I'd say so. Until they get more units they're really just for the hobbyists and not real wargamers.
>>97026246>minor typo vs multiple flagrant grammar, punctuation, and capitalization errorsKeep crying ESL
>>97026248All monogod factions save DG are a bad meme.
>>97026256don't you have to post about shaerks somewhere ?
>>97025299Starter Boxes have some pretty ridiculous discounts, if the 11th edition one is anywhere near as good as the Ultimate Starter set it’ll probably result in a lot more Ork collectors.
>>97026263can't even buy a pass ?
>>97026248I don't understand why chaos can't be one big faction.If I was responsible for rules I'd center chaos armies around an HQ, let's keep the word "Warlord">Pick a Warlord, then pick a cult (undivided, khorne, slaanesh, nurgle, tzeentch, -insert other cults-)>If you pick undivided, you can give individual units different marks, otherwise all your units will have the same mark, this can include the Warlord>The overarching cult gives you specific advantages and disadvantages; for instance a khorne army means you can take more zerkers and summon a greater deamon of khorne, for instance.Chaos corrupts, chaos fights itself for dominance, chaos is about power and servitude
>>97026252Go back to sleep, Eldrad.
I wanna build an entire Space Marine army out of a obscure lore accurate chapter with a cool colour scheme because Iam quirky like that. But I hate metallic colours or painted in Aquilas. So half of them are out
>>97025507Through Lightning Claw Termies at chaff, they’re more efficient there. Otherwise it is indeed hammer time.
>>97026280Silver skulls, Soul Drinkers and Retributors have been giving me looks
>>97026248no, just a joke
>>97025305>>97025329>>97025357Starter set will only have monopose stuff anyway. There is no upgrading them in a launch box. Nuboyz will just get a more modular release eventually.I honestly don't believe Orks are in such a dire state that they need to be 11th edition starter. They already have updated models and what people dislike about nuboyz simply won't be fixed in a starter set.Crimson Fist vs Orks nostalgiabait smaller box for September 2026 (40th anniversary of 40k release) would be more fitting.
>>97026280>But I hate metallic colours or painted in Aquilas.sucks to suck
Now that it’s cold I am forced to drybrush my primer by hand. Sm.h
Next primarch being Khan would be fitting if the next edition really was the Bikes edition (with the rumored Dark Eldar refresh too). Would be interesting narratively too seeing a Primarch who seemingly only sided with the Loyalists because he saw Chaos was simply worse come back to an Imperium that’s so much crueler and awful than the one he left. But there’s no way though.
>>97024468Feels good to have one, man.
>>97026318khan is not coming, deal with it and get a real faction
>>97026316At this point I'm not even sorry for you no airbrush fags.
>>97026248For decades they existed as a colour scheme within the bigger CSM codex and it was fine.EC players have been given unique names for their Legionaries, a new melee unit and rules for Fulgrim. In exchange they have given up all of the CSM specialists. They can't even get Daemons properly.
>>97026177>a random minor novel character rumored to have eldar heritage to explain why she's so lithe and fastSalombar were been a mutant, not eldar lmao>the aforementioned HH half-eldarEngineered ghola based on dead eldar body*Also>BLslop,mostlyYou has answered to your question
>>97026248>>97026255>>97026348It's very stupid that all the cult legions have more restricted access to their associated daemons that regular CSM and chaos knights. Hopefully in 11th they'll just be merged without distinction like AoS.
>>97026379It’s a scandal that chariots aren’t a thing in 40K
>>97026412Death to traitors and Tau, etc. etc.
>>97026268Not really sure what implication you're trying to make, but I actually like the shaerk ealfs
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/jqtn7yqh/warhammer-40000-tactica-building-a-better-army/School's back in session
>>97026412i like these comic strips
>>97026412I don't like these comic strips
>>97026412I am ambivalent toward these comic strips
>>97026412I'm ambivalent about these comic strips.
>>97026507>>97026508>don't act like a hive mind /40kg/ challenge>difficulty level: impossible
>>97025882>newfag from last week has an immediate tantrumuh oh newfagGPT acting up!
>>97024448These look really good anon
>>97026555(you)
>>97026555>>97026561ty guys, means a lot.
>>97026555No the fuck they don't lmao
>>97026412I like these unironically
>>97026555Go away
>>97026600You know you can just ignore people who have a difference of opinion right? You don't always have to be an asshole.
>>97026555Wrong
>>97026607If you had done that 18 months ago nobody would even remember your nameBut instead your the biggest most insufferable faggot plaguing this general to this day
>>97026256Retard alert. Pretending you dont understand the argument still makes you retarted
>>97026297Yeah I think orks are in a pretty good place too, I was just pointing out nodels that could use a refresh if we're going to discuss the idea of one. There's plenty of models that could use a facelift, some OOPs that could use reintroduction.Personally I just want a new, proper squiggoth
>>97026612Stop calling me fecalfag and Mutant and people will stop associating me with a name and it will all stop.
>>97026618No it won't because your faggoty behavior and need to reply to every negative response you get will persist
>>97026607You don't have the same right to post here that we do.
>>97026624>>97026625You two are insufferable
>>97026355Uh oh ESL tanty
>>97026618If you leave you'll stop getting called fecalfag and mutant. It will all stop
>>97026636IM NOT LEAVING SO STFU!
>>97026629You're worse
>>97026645Then you'll always be known as the shitter you are. That's your decision.
What are you working on? Just finished with the trim on my Night Lords
>>97026616>xhe says, not presenting an argument
>>97026658You're a pot, I'm a kettle, you're calling me black.
>>97026645What's here for you? Nobody likes you, the modelposters you try to kiss the asses of all actively hate you or filter and ignore you
>>97026662>n-no u!See >>97026256
>>97026496>>97026507>>97026508would be funnier if wannabe nazis weren't so proeminent
>>97025102Fantastic work anon
>>97026671Last (You) from me because now we're off-topic.>>97026655Thanksgiving break starts tomorrow. Im gonna finish my starweaver
>>97024841Not a bad ideaToo nervous to screw up his face more after getting it acceptable >>97024889Thanks anon!
>>97024849Paintjob looks great anon, what size nozzle do you use for your infantry/vehicles?
>>97024448>this shit got (You)s and my model didn'tjust kill me already
>>97026664Theres like 2 of you who annoy and bug the shit outta me and the thread, trusty me they hate you far more.
>>97026679>diversity is our strength!Bluesky is that way!
>>97026679what did he mean by this?
>>97026691We've been offtopic ever since you had your little ESL meltie over BTs being nazi-coded or whatever got your turban in a twist
>>97026701I'm fairly sure it's more than 2 people but I still hate you the most because you're the biggest cretin for replying to everything and treating this place like a fucking facebook comment section
>>97026701Ah, so you're just delusional and desperate for affection
>>97026703nazis can't stop winning elections and won't stop whining.
>>97026701Trusty wusty me buddy wuddy
>>97026719Wym anonThis is the toy thread try to keep your /pol/ shit in /pol/
>>97026700Its not shit, apparently your models didnt deserve any praise. Not my fault.
>>97026655Looking dope so far anonLooking forward to seeing your freehand lightning lol
>>97026700What were your models?I’ll give them a (you)
>>97026655It's prime time with the girls (featuring 3 men)
>>97026730i'll keep my balkenkreuz army in my pants as long as it's not a 40k army ?
>>97026700are those floating ballsacs your models?
>>97026751Hummina hummina hummina wuhhh??
>>97026764words. they are here. use them.
>>97026774I responded with silliness because idk what your post meant it was kind of ESL-coded so to speak
>>97026783i have a painted BT army; i didn't realize soon enough that it was a far-right's first choice;the buyers i've known don't joke about killing (they pass it off as a "joking ! unless?"shit
>>97026805Don't worry about it anon. Space Wolves and Blood Angels have their fair share of naziboos
>>97026805Bruh wutLol I have not noticed any such association
>>97026826Shut the fuck up
>>97026805Your grasp on the english language is as tenuous as your understanding of lighting
>>97026805>the buyers i've known don't joke about killing (they pass it off as a "joking ! unless?"shitWhat the fuck are you even trying to say here?
>>97026826>Space Wolves and Blood Angels have their fair share of naziboosspace marines and imperium overallthe best games i had were always with long time chaos/xenos playersthey understand that the baby eater factions do not exist
>>97025790Nice!>>97026685Thanks, I'm liking how he's turning out. Still need to figure out how to paint the smoke tho
>>97026845Why yall talkin politics at the table anyway? Lmao
>>97026852Lefties love their purity tests. For all their hate of the Imperium they love to act exactly like the Inquisition
>>97026845Trying too hard
>>97026836BA/SW player detected
>>97026852They are mentally ill, they thrive at creating spaces where they can vent their perceived victimhood
>>97026837and ? what's the point ? y u mad ?
>>97026859Go back to your discord
>>97026805Very strange ESL post
>>97026852Because they're such shallow and boring human beings they're incapable of talking anything interesting or abstract.
I like the Dark Eldar.
>>97026859>Just look into the camera and condemn the Imperium. Very common behaviour for these leftoid freaks
>>97026826Oh really? That's good, when I picked blood angels over black templars I was worried people might not realize I want to gas the jews
>>97026886Just don't put 3rd reich shit on your models like some other BA/SW players and you'll be fine.
I guess part of the reason 40k lore is fun and engaging is the politics of the ImperiumEven still though I always assume 4chan will be predominantly right-leaning with shitposters periodically larping as far-left to insight flamewars
Character assassination in 3...2...1...
>>97026655Gonna finish off the base on my 3rd model today.
I condemn the Imperium. We must be better men and strive to create an equal and open society.
>>970268954chan has always been where it is now. Its the overton window that shifted.
>>97026412These comic strips are not low in quality, but do in fact increase my hatred for commie tau
>>97026905Not even remotely close to true election tourist
if i write; others shit on itthanks corpo for ityou glowies have a fun time; you'll die anyway
>>97026904
>>97026913Sorry anon. Its been the same since 2009.
>>97026894I am gonna use iron crosses cuz I do like black templars but I would never do that, I like keeping my own color schemeWell, and the fact that I don't really like Nazis anyways. I agree with a lot of their politics but I think they were ultimately retards who embarassed themselves and others
>>97026914Schizo alert! Go pound sand wacko
>>97025989>Transcendence>every individual should experience the sumtotal of every other individual across the entire universal history of humanity's sufferingWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>97026895>my tribe doesn't engage in this behaviour, its all righties arguing with each otherayy lmao
>>97026904>>97026916sounds cool
>>97026913Considering we're on a blue hobby board, I might believe that you are actually being honest, at least in terms of your own perspective
>>97026916>>97026904@gork@fatrakis dis real??
>>97026914What did he mean by this?
>>97026916gay
>>97026882I'm reminded of when Helldivers 2 was all the rage and there was much clutching of pearls over how many people were having fun roleplaying as a proud citizen of Super Earth. Lots of>erm, you know we're supposed to be the baddies, right? RIGHT?Type posts and articles.
>>97026746>ye aulde sisters Nice
>>97026882>>97026957Good to see there's still some sanity left in the minds of men.
>>97026871I just think you should learn white people words before trying to make statements on white people politics. You don't see me trying to make broad statements on the political situation in Venezuela or Talavadi or wherever you're from.
>>97026880Homunculus covens are so goddamn cool and I really wish they got more support. Shame they lost half their units this Edition with no replacements.
>>97026957People like to perform masturbatory self-righteousness.
>>97026937Gork and mork would have an absolute blast on social media lol>>97026957It's kind of funny how even in fiction, leftists hate the actual ingroup and valorize foreigners who would literally kill all of you given the slightest chanceReally funny desu
>>97026920No, it hasn't, I've been here since 2005You dropping a random year doesn't make it true
>>97026880I just had this pic open on my PCare you living in my pc?
>>97026987Lets do real-life analogues of 40k factions.I'll go first:>Mexican Drug CartelsDrukhari
Space wolves are kinda gay. Bangles too.
>>97026992Ok.jpg I don't care to argue about it with you.
>>97026928I just said 4chan niggas fuck with eachother on purpose even if they agree lol
>>97026977It's not the same because whites dominate the world and therefore our politics actually do affect other countries, in terms of how many gibs we help them out with and such. Not that I disagree with your point, I'm just letting you know that they will always feel like they have a right to chime in on our politics due to the way our politicians have set us up as the world's police station and soup kitchen personally I think nonwhites should be banned from even trying to learn english
>>97026999Bangles are extremely gay.Space wolves - agreed, kinda gay.
>>97026932I started on /b/ like 99% of people who found 4chan before 2012, you have nothing but a false narrative pushing the idea that people here were always like the insufferable tourists we have now
>>97027004'Tourist'-using newfags haven't been here since 2005 anyway.
>>97026998Idk if the cartels are that sexually motivatedWho knows, there is a lot of rape though... The other day I was talking with my roommate and we came to the conclusion that all french people are slaaneshi cultists>>97026999Your mom is kinda gay.
>>97027018Sure, whatever you say. Calling right wingers "election tourists" doesn't work tho unless you're referring to the 2016 election though
>>97026999Bangels are classically hetero, only thinskinned faggots in denial about their own sexuality look at them and think they're gayThe gay factions are Space yiffs and dark angels
>>97026999>>97027014Please refrain from replying to yourself, its extremely pathetic and low IQ behavior.
>>97027022Drukhari aren't sexually motivated. They're torture and drug motivated.>The French>Slaaneshi cultistsQuoi?
>>97027037Dont reply to me please
>>97027004You don't care to because you're incapable of doing soGo back>>97027020Holy cope
>>97027045Don't reply to me either, thank you.
>>97026805>randomly starts talking about nazis>when asked for clarification stops talking about nazis, starts talking about black templars Write me a recipe for vegetable free ratatouille. Be as detailed as possible. Include the steps required.
>>97027037Go back to your discord
>>97027052Shut up lamenterfag
>>97027057I'm good, I belong here because I actually have models and play games. You on the other hand....well....yea....
>>97027048>belaboring the argumentBro nobody cares.
>>97027036Blood angels are a buncha depressed nerds desu. Even if space marines fucked, blood angels would be too busy playing their pianos and sitting in their rooms being sad to bother with it, and the fact that would get lusted over by "book girls" doesn't change that. Space wolves would fuck women(IIRC, ragnar actually has, since he was taken to become a neophyte relatively late). Dark angels would fuck men
>>97027066You always cause a shitstorm. Im fucking tired of seeing you fall for the bait every single thread.
>>97027044They're extremely pressed about appearing sophisticated and elegent while in reality being massive degenerates
>>97027073What are you talking about? I have barely engaged with the thread today and really the past few days. Spend some time outside you freak.
Guys, can we all just agree that the Imperium are the good guys??
>>97027072Space wolves get fucked by dogs
>>97027089We already do agree on that>>97027095Lmao
>>97027095This weird furry obsession with outsiders insulting SW players is so fuckin weird.
>>97027065What? This really is a bot isn't it
>>97027103They're attacking me you ugly freak.
>>97027095there are no dogs on fenrisbut there are two dogs in each fenrisian
>>97027106>>97027117Go back to your discord
Hey jannies, do you feel like doing literally anything anymore or do you just go through and delete the posts you disagree with these days
Another thread where one anon throws a shitfit because he has the emotional capacity of a 5 year old.
I’m not sure why people care so much about the shitposting and the flamewars and shitLike multiple conversations can happen simultaneouslyJust talk about whatever you want and ignore anything that you don’t like
>>97027127Jannies have no obligation to serve you mutant
>>97027110There's been an uptick in botposters lately. It's particularly noticeable when they do things like that and just deflect randomly without acknowledging anything in your post or start talking about something else entirely like you noticed
>>97027127Jannies should be deleting your posts, fecalfag
>>97027133Should also mention that it's also because another dumbass falls for every single bait, no matter how low effort and obvious it is
>>97027150>>97027145That's not even me you grotesque wretches
>>97027145>you're the decalfag if you don't want the thread packed full of polbait and want to read about warhammerYou are retarded
>>97024540>eldarbased>primartardssorry i wont be buying, maybe next edition they will stop forcing them, seems like they have been starting to slowly realize forcing them into everything was mistake
>>97027161Trying too hard
>>97027142It's kinda hard to ignore shit when you're reading on topic replies bookended by miserable bait every other post
>>97027155Point still stands. Jannies should be removing your spergouts.>>97026916Did you put this together anon? I doubt that's coming in the launch box.>>97026746Weren't these silver and red before?
>>97027172You can filter words like “wretch” “mutant” “discord” “decal” etc.Or again just ignore it who gives a shit lolIdk that shit has never bothered me thats just 4chan
>>97027187I think I will get this filter so I don't have to see their insults, how and where do I get it?
>>97027197Shut up faggot
>>97027187Don't forget to filter "peers" "twerp" and "peeps".I would filter "king" too but I feel it might hit too much other stuff too.
>>970271974chanX extensionTheres other ways to do it but thats the easiest>>97027202Lmfao
Ok, my Thanksgiving break starts tomorrow. My goal is to finish BOTH of these units by Nov 30. Keep me accountable anons.
>>97026316heat the can up in some slightly warm water for a while, if you are spraypainting in your garage or something just put an airheater in there to warm it up a bit. unplug the space heater before painting, base coat your stuff, and bring them inside. im sure you can experiment. how cold is it where you live? i feel like spray paint primer has a somewhat forgiving range of temperatures but im not an expert on this. the spraypaint in warm water drink has been around for a long time just dont make it super hot obviously just enough to help the paint. you could probably leave the spray paint can inside for a day before you use it or something too idk.
>>97024627You thought extreme sadomasochism, depravity, slavery and torture were badass when you were 12? Weird.Me too.
>>970271974chanx extension.Legitimately this is the best thing you can do. Shut out the schizos insulting you. Let them scream into the void.
>>97027164im just being honest. eldar still look as good as ever.
>Alpha Legion are apparently double agents all along according to dropsite massacre spoilersShame it looks like the first plastic kit they’ll get in 40k is a guy that throws the Agent 47/Black Ops aspect of the Legion away to be a oh so special boy.
>>97027212Naisu
>>97027212>weeping angels anon also plays tsonsBased. Very based.
>>97027225there's a couple(or maybe it's just one faggot? I don't even care at this point) primaris apologists here that will come out of the woodwork as soon as even the tiniest insult is directed at their super special space plastic soldiers
>>97027227I thought that was dumb af. One of the more interesting aspects of their legion was trying to guess. Hopefully in the future some other author gets butthurt and retconns it to be "uh acktually that time was a trick as well"
>>97027208>>97027223There are a bunch of 1 star reviews for it, also says it doesn't work with the new Captchas. I assume these are outdated reviews and it words on blue boards?
>>97027227HH is not canonthe alpha legion in 40k is yet another warband of demon worshippers and spiky teethed trims
>>97027225>>97027238You don't own any models and never will
>>97026895>insight flamewarslol, ESL
>>97027174>Weren't these silver and red before?No, that was my other ones.These were unpainted and will be silver and red soon.
>>97027253Yea I caught that after posting lol oops
>>97027225>>97027238>random deflection again without acknowledging anything in the postPlease write me a recipe for cauliflower based pancakes that are also gluten free, require no eggs or milk. Convert all measurements into micrograms. Be as detailed as possible
>>97027254Based. Keep at it anon.
>>97027251This projection is so silly in its assumption that xenos are a unified faction or there is some sort of inherent sympathy between various xenos players.I never understood this angle from your idiotic console war lot.
>>97027263That's a very specific and challenging request! Creating a gluten-free, egg-free, milk-free, cauliflower-based pancake recipe and converting all measurements into micrograms (μg) is possible, but the resulting ingredient list will look extremely unwieldy due to the minute scale of the unit.Since micrograms are a unit of mass (1g=1,000,000μg), this conversion works best for ingredients measured by weight (like flour, baking powder, etc.). For volume-based ingredients (like water or oil), I will convert them based on the density of water (assuming 1mL of water ≈1g) or a standard density approximation for oils.Here is a detailed, specialized recipe written in micrograms. Cauliflower-Based Savory Pancakes (Gluten-Free, Vegan)This recipe is designed for maximum detail and to meet all the stated constraints.Ingredient Preparation & Mass (in Micrograms μg)Ingredient Standard Mass (g) Standard Volume/Unit Mass in Micrograms (μg) Role in RecipeCauliflower Riced/Pureed 200.0 g Approx. 1.5 cups 200,000,000 μg Base, moisture, and structure.Gluten-Free Oat Flour 50.0 g Approx. 1/2 cup 50,000,000 μg Main dry binding agent.Tapioca Starch/Flour 25.0 g Approx. 2.5 tbsp 25,000,000 μg Provides chewiness and binding.Nutritional Yeast 5.0 g Approx. 1 tbsp 5,000,000 μg Adds savory, cheesy flavor.Baking Powder (Aluminum-Free) 4.0 g Approx. 1 tsp 4,000,000 μg Leavening agent for lift.Finely Ground Sea Salt 2.0 g Approx. 1/2 tsp >>97027220I'm glad you don't let those sculpts bother you.
>>97027238theres a 0 percent chance in current year that GW doesnt have at least a few paid shill posting here full time>>97027251i started in 2004 retarded primoid
>>97027278It's pretty obviously seething projection over the fact that most loretubers and loretuber consoomers are purely space marine/HH obsessed tertiaries.
>>97027278>ProjectionDon't use words you don't understand
>>97027286No you didn't lmfao
>>97027286Nah I don’t buy that lolThis place is tiny compared to reddit and it’s also more hostile, they wouldn’t bother, it would be wasteful of their resources to do so
>>97027295yeah i know thats crazy to you but there were people born before then.
>>97027225Here’s the thing about the Eldar. Despite how long they spent using misshapenly dated minis, the general look of them were still good which is why they went so long without a refresh. You can tell because Eldrad is basically the same whether it’s his metal version or his plastic version. It’s just an evergreen line. The damned metal miniatures still get regularly sold on MTO. A guy brought all metal Eldar to my locals.
>>97027287HH was the most significant event in the verse Cant blame em
>>97027300companies have been proven to shill on this website, /v/ is a good example. i started browsing here around 2010, there is no way a company as money hungry as GW doesnt have at least someone running PR here.
>>97027304Trying and failing to appeal to seniorityClassic secondary tactic
>>97027300>more hostileThat's putting it mildly
>>97027286Unlikely
>>97027263It's so fucking funny how you get people shitting on primaris all over this board yet only in this general you get retards pretending every person that doesn't like them is a troll/bot
>>97027313/v/ is the second biggest board on the site after /b//tg/ and further /40kg/ are comparatively tiny and again extremely hostileTheres no way of knowing for sure but I really doubt it when you can just go to reddit and reach 5000x more people more easily and get a better response
>>97027300>wastefulIt costs less than nothing for the best-treated employees in the UK to fuck with this thread on their free time. Even if you had to resort to paid shitposters that would cost basically nothing either.
>>97027220It's more likely than you think.
>>97027306the eldar still retained their original aesthetic, and largely chaos has also. the space marine, tau, and necrons suffer from their most recent models clashing and losing some of the original design language so they dont visually mesh well with prexisting armies
>>97027288That never stopped you LMAO
>>97027332Because we can recognize you more easily than retards circlejerking in a thread that dies in 5 hours can
>>97027339It costs a salary?It costs like 50k a year minimum?That’s another reason why the idea is retardedOn Reddit, you can just make a single post that gets pinned or becomes the top post for the next week or month or whatever whereas here you would have to have a person dedicatedly sitting here constantly posting
>>97027352>N-no uYawn
>>97027362>50k a yearMarketing fags don't get above minimum wage
lel
>>97027288>image projects weird insecurities under some umbrella "xenosfag" strawman>its not a projection tho
>>97027378Yes good job you're starting to catch up finally
>>97027364>he lacks argumentationI accept your capitulation
>>97027378If he wasn't dead on you wouldn't be so angry and desperate to deflect
>>97026447You better have a better army or else you've wasted your time and money.
>>97027380>a projection is not a projection, actually*puts media literacy award around your neck*
>>97027370Its not worth any amount of money to GW to attempt to shill shit hereIts hostile and comparatively tinyAnd it would probably be illegal for GW to subject their employees to the “hostile work environment” that a place like 4chan would create
>>97027378>weird insecuritiesLook who's projecting now
>>97027383Anybody who uses this phrase has already lost the argument
This general has low T
>>97027362Again, either GW employees do it on their free time out of company loyalty or they just outsource /minwage it for basically nothing. It’s been ten or so years of this horseshit.>>97027342Tell me about it. My DA collection has looked weird over the years.
>>97027371>homo fag earedundant much?
Do you people even hobby or do you just spend your days shitposting here? Like holy fuck I have half the thread filtered but what's left is still full of garbage
>>97027417Nobody works for free thats retardedAnd its even more retarded to think they would subject themselves to being called faggots and niggers all day for freeAnd again it would be illegal to pay employees to tolerate such a hostile work environment
>>97027431>Nobody works for free thats retardedJannies?
>>97027426You wanna post some of your recent models or games fren?
>>97027440I think jannies are a mythI mean look around lmao
>>97027442I would pay good money to see you broken and bloodied and breathing your last breaths decalmutant
>>97027240I like it, especially since in 40k they’ve lost sight of whatever they were doing in the Heresy and are traitors for real. I think what matters, is that the black ops/secret agent aspect is intact more than who they’re fighting for.
>>97027431Why wouldn’t they? It’s public information that Games Workshop is one of the most lavish places in Britain to work, and that they get as close as they can to profit sharing with their employees without doing it. They get unimaginable glee poking this beehive by pissing all over the place.>>97027440Exactly
What can I use pyroclasts as in 40k? The obvious answer is infernus but I feel like pyroclasts are way too fancy for that (and the sergeant gets no melee weapons on top of the flamer like pyroclasts). Eradicators are way too fat for them too.
>>97027475infernusdeal with it
>>97027472>It’s public information that Games Workshop is one of the most lavish places in Britain to workThey do have pretty good benefits but the base pay is awful. Most of the people that stop working there do it because of the pay not being sustainable to live there long term. There's very little growth.
>>97027472Because thats dumb anon lolI too have a nice job and I would never do anything for them for freeEspecially if that entailed tolerating regular verbal abuse on their behalfYou can think whatever you want but the shill idea is retardedThis place is too small and irrelevant compared to reddit
>>97027472Unchecked schizophrenia
>>97027465>More proof
>>97027475I think you’d have to do Infernus. Attach them to a Adrax or Vulkan and stick an enhancement on them to make them more elite.
>>97025741Just put your beer(s) in a travel mug or something. It's not rocket appliance.
>>97027484>not even GW employees get paid enoughWe are all well and truly fucked as a civilization>>97027508I also think this is the play
>>97025824It's the single easiest unit to scratch build. I don't know why anyone would pay for a chaos spawn when a 5yr old can make one out of Play-Doh.
>>97025741I know that feel. Me and my buddies built a game room attached to my house to play 40k in.
>>97027555nobody wants to play with something that looks like it was made by a 5 year old
>>97025824Its got good rules
>>97027475HH and 40k units don't mix.
>>97026916>venerable redemptorShit. I want a new/expanded boxnaught kit with all the weapons. Both chassis are so different in size there's no reason they can't coexist like the contemptor and leviathan do in 30k or the big and small tau or eldar walkers. I'm fine with the rest as long as devastators and tacticals keep their classic roles. I don't want more gravis I think they all look awful and now that we have beautiful upgraded terminators they are completely pointless. That techmarine "lieutenant" sounds just like the 30k siegebreakers or master of signals or even the basic techmarine back in 2.0. In general I think they could reorganize and clean up the 40k marine character roster by taking a good look at how 30k does it.
>>97027595Hence why I am asking what would be the best unit to count them as? I fucking wish they had proper 40k rules, they are a very cool unit.
>go on ebay to look for old replaced/outdated sculpts to get units on the cheap>"RARE OOP CITADEL FINECAST!">"PRO PAINTED ORIGINAL MKVII">practically the same price as new kits.Fucking kill me
>>97027616Even unpainted metal/finecast costs a pretty penny. To get an idea of how bad it is, it would have been cheaper picking up metal Eldr Warlocks via GW MTO than resorting to eBay.
My chapter has terminators as regular troops in every company so to distinguis between those line terminators and veteran terminators I'm making special pauldrons with laurels. The plan is to run the normal terminator squads as line terminators and the hammer and shield assault terminators as the veterans. Gonna use the same laurels on the officers and non-terminator veterans.
>>97027616>Got my metal world eaters lord for cheaper than a master of execution Feels good
>>97027616I just got some first born for a great price with gorgeous paint details. Deals are all over that place, you just gotta be consistently checking.
tfw Arbitorian showed the Black Lion of Ultramar in his Black Templar video
>>97027639>My chapter has terminators as regular troops in every company
>As for Prefectia itself, reinforcements were already inbound. No fewer than eight Space Marine Chapters engaged in simultaneous planetstrikes that struck every major landmass within the same terrifying hour. The Raven Guard were foremost amongst them. ->Eight Chapters of Space Marines launched assaults against the forces of a dozen septs across the planet. Shrike had instead chosen to confine his efforts to the electromine complexes of the Southern Scars. He felt sure that a Tau commander would value the raw energy resource they represented. He was equally confident that Shadowsun would not lead from the front line, but instead coordinate the war effort from the least likely of locations in order to escape a confrontation with Kor’sarro Khan.-Warzone Damocles: KauyonAm I reading this correctly? Did the Tau fight eight freaking chapters, meaning 8000 marines?
>>97027659nobody cares
>>97027659does anyone know who Black Lion belongs to? I mean does he have a twitter or anything?
No you idiot, we know the White Scars and Raven Guard did not deploy their entire chapters to that campaign.
>>97027639Chaplain version perhaps?
>>97027661Shut the fuck up retarded frogposter
>>97027686The entire Raven Guard chapter was involved in the war, though. The Ultimate 40K Guide says that the Raven Guard was reduced to extinction levels by their losses fighting the T'au.
>>97027694
>>97027661My chapter renounced the codex and all the primarchs after they all vanished during the scouring so they went back to using the Principia Bellicosa and follow only the Emperor.
>>97024808Fantastic stuff o&tfag
>>97027708Oh yeah? What does the Inquisition say about that? Particularly, the Ordo Astartes.
>>97027689Maybe this is better? It preserves the chapter symbol a lot more.>>97027718They appointed an inquisitor per company to keep tabs but since the Custodes like their hatred for the primarchs and their rabid fantaicism for the Imperial Truth they are pretty chill.
>>97027639unless your chapter is made exclusively of 100 marines and newly founded, then this is extreme snowflakey bullshit
>>97027708Oh yeah? Well mine is the 2nd legion and is also all terminators. The only one people who know about them are the Grey Knights and some of my dudes got recruited into the custodes.
>you can't be special or other people will shit on youIts just human nature I guess.
>>97027730No it isn't lol
>>97027748There's a reason terminator armors are reserved exclusively to the first company veterans of any given chapter, they simply don't have enough of them.
>>97027746It's just the usual /v/ermin shit flinging, their last bait fest stopped getting replies so now they're lashing out at modelposters
>>97027758There are dozens of canon chapters with higher than normal amounts of relics or artificer armors
/Mydudes/ chapter are the fucking strong and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>97027730My entire chapter is made with 30k models to get the Rogue Trader designs it's snowflakey in its premise.
>>97027764Hell yea!
>>97027666I think more like 2000 max. I doubt it was the entirety of each Chapter just as it wasn't every man from those "dozen septs" fighting on that single planet.
geedubs please release Battalion boxes for each faction like you did Boarding Patrols onegaishimasu
>>970277585k years ago my chapter liberated a forgeworld with terminator schematics and established a deal with them to get dibs on any suits they produce. Easy.But anyways this is just an excuse to have custom made bits for my dudes. I know 3d modelling, I have a 3d printer so why not make my own version of the resin upgrades ForgeWorld used to do for the main chapters or Red Scorpions?
>>97027699Okay, so Raven Guard did deploy everything, that doesn't mean the other seven Chapters were equally stupid. So I doubt that 8000 Marines fought on that single planet but definitely more than 1000.
>>97027777>O’Shaserra’s traps had been long set, their resolutions rehearsed over and over. Wherever the Adeptus Astartes broke out of her kill-zones, cadres hidden in the canyons and fissures of Prefectia’s crust sped in to intercept, closing the net once more. Hundreds of Space Marines died in these opening stages of the war, and a great many more were sorely wounded. Where the mobile defence networks closed upon their prey, the crossfire was so intense that they could hardly reposition without drifting over the pulse-blasted corpses of the fallen. For the moment, Shadowsun remained aloof, content to watch the carnage on her Drone-net relays with a faint smile on her lips.-KauyonAt the start of the war, they had already lost hundreds of marines between dead and severely injured. That's companies worth of marines.If it's as low as 2000, then they would have run out of marines fast.
>>97024808Are these renegades? They look very ragtag especially with the trophy skulls
>>97024781>Working on a Heldrake>some kind of illness knocked me on my ass last week, headaches & nausea made hobbying no-go>Have painted one(1) wing so far>Visiting family starting the 24thI'm not going to make it, bros.
>>97027768old patterns of power armour aren't as rare as terminator armors, it's not the same
>>97024781>0 flying units in the entire army rostersoup stuff doesn't count
>>97027780>Easy.it's still not that easy, terminator armors don't get produced and handed so often, and if the most important and influential chapters have a limited supply of them, then your own custom chapter couldn't possibly have such a large stockpilethe solution to make the chapter way smaller, rather than the amount of armours way larger, is easierit's not like you're going to have more than 100 terminators in your army
>>97027708What's rhe principia bellicosa>>97027730Being newly founded would make them less likely to have excessive terminator suitsRegardless of that point, it is indeed extreme snowflakey bullshit
I've been looking into imperial knights recently and lowk this is the coolest shit ever madeI definitely need at least 2
>>97027804Boy you're not gonna like how my chapter is 5k marines strong because that's what the roman legions were. 5 cohorts (companies) 1000 strong, divided in 10 centurias each lead by a centurion. So each company gets a single terminator centuria for a total of around 500 terminators.
My Votann could easily infiltrate and kill the emperor but they don't need to. They will train by fighting custodes for practice. They've never lost a fight to space marines and have only ever tied with Tyranids.
>>97027846Thats the same ratio of marines/termie suits as a regular chapter, retard.
>>97027850
>>97027822>it's not like you're going to have more than 100 terminators in your armyNo, it's just a bit of fluff to differentiate between normal and veteran terminators to give my assault termies a bit more bling.>>97027830>What's rhe principia bellicosaThe original organization of the legiones astartes at the start of the great crusade before they were reuinted with their primarchs. Penned by the emperor and very heavily based on the roman legion organization.
>>97027830>Being newly founded would make them less likely to have excessive terminator suitsthey wouldn't have an excessive amount, they would have an amount appropriate to the founding membersas far as I'm aware sometimes new chapters are founded by veterans splitting off from their original chapter, and slowly growing a new generation of marines, instead of the usual standard practice of a chapter getting founded in its entirety from zero
>>97027860Its my canon anon. I don't care that you don't care.
>>97027846That breaks the codex but not the lore, it's simply going to mean they're under heavy surveillance by imperial authorities and that they have had to justify their growth somehow at some point
>>97027850I can see why, it must be hard for marines to fight bending down
>>97027861>The original organization of the legiones astartes at the start of the great crusade before they were reuinted with their primarchs. Penned by the emperor and very heavily based on the roman legion organization.Huh okay that makes sense. They are called legions after all>>97027863I guess that could make senseThough realistically, considering that dark angels are notable for being able to outfit their entire first company and first founding chapters are known to have more, the only real explanation for any non-first foundint chapter to have that many is being real good buddies with a forge world that can produce the suits
Are there femdommy Khorne girls in 40k? Other settings have those.
>>97027858Yeah but the chapter is 5 times as big so they get a bigger absolute number. The first cohort gets the veteran terminators while the other cohorts get line terminators. Here's my terminator captain btw.>>97027875Their justification is that they fucking hate the primarchs. The Custodes like that so they vouch for them. The inquisition still keep tabs with them (which is also a fun way to include my custom inquisitor and his stormtroopers in the army when I feel like it.
>>97027904The inquisitor in question.
>>97027906Also got the bits to do this kitbash as the Mechanicus representative of the forgeworld they have a deal with. Wanna strap a giant book on his back as his fluff is that he's a massive nerd archiver and needed all those beef upgrades to carry his massive book.
>>97027906Inquisitors are cool. How did you build him?
>>97027903There are no laws against female bloodthirsters and demon princesses of khorne.
>>97027914It's just the old games day Gideon Lorr model. I just gave him a fancy cork base. It was my first try so it's a bit flat though.
>>97027904>be mad at my donut steel! I have so many terminators, doesn't that make you maaaad?Lol
>>97027921I'm not trying to make anyone mad I'm just nerding about my custom marines because I have nobody to tell all of this to.
>>97027904Nice base anon.You got a squad or painted character pic?
>>97027906>>97027912cool stuff, you might want to grab a recast of a dwarf model for book related needs
>>97027571Why is fucking nothing painted but you're building whole rooms to play games. You don't even like this hobby
>>97027927this one can be easily turned into a shirt techpriest attendant would also make the beefy priest looks even bigger by comparison
>>97027925Not yet, I just got the crux terminator box so I'm building those and then I'll have to paint 20 terminators. 10 line terminators and 10 assault terminators with hammers and shields. Also the chaplain and ancient. I'm taking a while because I'm designing the custom bits for the chaplain. Already got a grimaldus looking helmet and I'm finishing the pauldron.>>97027927If I find one at a good prince I will. Otherwise I'll just sculpt my own. Can't sculpt for shit with putty but I know blender and zbrush and I have a printer so life finds a way.
My guys are the super secret 0th company of the dark angels... the Darkwing. They're still in pre heresy colours and also they're gay.
>>97027933You own no models
>>97027916Are there actually people who find art like this attractive? I assume they must have Ephialtes like genes if they do.
>>97027943nice shitpost
>>97027699>The Ultimate 40K Guide>he bought the ultimate secondary tomeYou know they paraphrased absolutely every line in that book and dumbed it all down so that children could understand it right? There's a reason why it comes with a Titus cereal box toy to distract the youths when the words get too boring
>>97027948the artist himself is generally way more turned on by his own work when making it than most people viewing the stuff afterwards, so that's a reason enough for why stuff like this keeps being made
>>97027933Ah fuck I forgot some people are sensitive to that kind of stuff. Here's some painted models anon.
>>97027960It's written by Gav Thopre and Guy Haley, both award-winning Sci-Fi writers.
>>97027960Could be worse. Aren't they also selling a a big book of literally just character quotes copied from the wiki with some art on the page?
>>97027940Cool. Post them when you paint them up. I'll put them in the book
>>97027981Pic unrelated?
>>97027935Or you could just loot his rig wholesale and slap it on the myrmidion
>>97027981Have you got to use ur boys in a game yet?
>>97027955Ironic.
>>97027792See >>97027794How many above 1000 marines can a combined marine force be, to sustain hundreds+ of casualties at the start of the war without running out of marines?
>>97027916Would kiss her feet and bring her home takeout even when she texts me last minute on my way home from work that she's hungry right as I pull into our driveway
>>97028007Draco Demoness simps, what is our world coming to...
>>97027973Thank you Jesus christ was that so hard.
>>97027992Don't know what you mean>>97027999I'm not O&T anon, I just like collecting people's dudes
>>97028019Can I do a book entry?
>>97027974Who paraphrased 30+ years of lore into less than a thousand pages intended to be read by children
>>97028017I gotchu anon
>>97028019>be very religious and valorous, Emperor-fearing citizens>custodes show up and burn your planet to cinders for not being fedora-tipping atheists because it turns out Emps was a redditor back in his dayHoly FUCK custodes lore is cucked to hell, not even /yourdudes/ can fix it
>>97027992Fuck off clanker bitch
>>97028030What kind of child has the free money to buy a 40+ dollar book?
>>97028028Post a pic of your dudes and their lore.
>>97028028Nobody knows who you are, but if you're who I think you are you're probably banned
>>97028019>start golden boys army>paint them greenWhy tho?
>>97028043You could say the same thing about video games. Do you think a parent is going to bat an eye when their kid asked for a book that costs less than half the price of a new video game, instead of said video game?
>>97027974What awards did they win?
>>97028054Because he's not a boring basic bitch?
>>97028074>picks custodes>not a boring basic bitch
Haha, they really DO be vampires!
>>97028083
>Chaos mutation is leg extension Would that be considered a lucky get?
Reminder that people who seethe over /your dudes/ are just assmad xenosfags who are bitter that nobody cares about their NPCs. Usually Eldarfags, who lack the imagination to create /your dudes/ in the first place.
>>97028081Less boring than your no models
>>97028067Guy, on the other hand, was just nominated. Didn't win anything yet.
I'll order some orange paints to paint orange marines. I'm thinking of using black panel liner to pin-wash or whatever it's called, but what'd be a good accent color to it? Maybe blue on the weapons or the shoulderpads?
>>97028100nice shitpost
>>97028108Uh oh bot melty
>>97028107Pin wash with dark brown instead.
>>97028098I'm not a xenosfag and I still think that writing fanfiction for your toy soldiers is cringe but I guess I get it why some people like it
>>97028107Have you considered a nice dark teal?
>>97028116Trying too hard
>>97028122Sorry to hear about your aphantasia
>>97028107Color wheel says blue, but I would say white or bright yellow/red depending on the shade of orange. You can also use dark grey or black.
>>97028122That sucks anon. Sorry to hear that for you.
>>97028096Every one of these that I've seen out side the iron warriors and fulgrim one I have been disappointed
>>97028116you should start attaching models to your accusations if you want to be regarded as anything other than a wannabe janny shitposter :^)
>>97028146See >>97028136
>>97028122I think you have autism and not the tolerable kind
>>97028107Pro tip if you're painting orangeInvest in a cheapo airbrush for your base coats, and for everything you might need to clean up after blocking in other colors, go back in with a bright grey with good coverage to cover those areas first or your orange is going to take 6+ coats to cover fully
>>97028107Gotta be teal
>>97028157See>>97028136
>>97028103Seems fair. I know I wouldn't give an award Haley.
>>97028107Teal will be your best bet.
>>97028103Eh, Hugo nominee is decent I suppose. Is he the guy who hates Eldar but has to keep writing them?
We image limitCome on down
>>97028083It do be like that, Mista Emperor
>>97028187>>97028187>>97028187
>>97027717Thanks anon!>>97027796They're loyalists, wanted to mix up the bodies used for the vanvets instead of tripling up on sternguard bodies, and the skulls are their own squadmates who've fallen to the black rage
>>97027746shit on by people who have done nothing and accomplished nothing. welcome to 40kg!
>>97027779I regret not getting Eldar one. I could use more Corsairs right now. I only got Death Guard one
>>97028091>actually funny, joke isn't "haha porn">good pacing with no wasted panels, wasted details or needless text walls >Using the "wryyy" effectThis is actually amazing. Finally, some good fucking fanart
>>97028098Do eldarfags not do custom lore? Surely there are an infinite amount of unique craftworlds they can step in as right?>>97028122>buying and painting hundreds of hours painting toy soldiers to play games with is fine>writing a backstory for them is too far thoGenuinely how do you arrive at this conclusion
>>97024584>Armorcast Warlock TitanHonestly I would love to get my hands on one of those. Are there any recasters out there that actually does Armorcast stuff?
>>97028752I have a /your dudes/ craftworld, troupe, cult, coven and kabal
>>97027341Requiem is peak deldar.