>Missing your hit roll is NOT FUN>Missing your ability check is NOT FUN>Missing your turn because you're stunned or charmed or feebleminded or prone or asleep or blah blah blah is NOT FUN>Not having magic available on your turn is NOT FUN. Yes your caster should be able to do magic damage every round, that's why you play a caster instead of a martial>Stupid 'random encounters' interrupting a meaningful narrative is NOT FUN. "But this is a living world!" Yeah so is taking a shit or doing your taxes but we don't roleplay that.>Being penalized for strength or intelligence or whatever because you want to play a particular species is NOT FUN. Yes my pixie can be as strong as your ogre in the elfgame, get over it..>Dying or losing progress is NOT FUN. Miss me with your "b-b-but level drain makes undead scary, now you're forcing me to actually be creative is designing encounters!"
>>97128951>Challenge in a game is NOT FUN. I indulge in fantasy to get away from the hardships of real life. If there's a chance I'm going to lose, the game is bad.
>>97128951>Missing your turn because you're stunned or charmed or feebleminded or prone or asleep or blah blah blah is NOT FUND&D still has all of that. But if upsets you that much, nobody is stopping you from running your own game and taking care to avoid including any enemies that do that. If you're having such a bad time, then that's the easy answer, isn't it?
>>97128951So you're just going to keep making shitty Daggerheart threads for (You)s, or is there a point to all of this?
>>97128951There is nothing about 5E that's fun.
>>97129172>>97129069>Whoosh goes the satire
>>97129233>I was merely pretending to be retarded!Make good threads instead of being a faggot.
Why do you keep making these threads.You're not clever or funnyYou're just cancer.
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>>97128951Most of these are both good and objectively correct, yeah.
>>97128951>>Missing your hit roll is NOT FUNThis is very true
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>missing isn't funThis is what led to Fatt Coville's dogshit game where you just roll for damage. Fucking idiot didn't realize that maybe if turns go faster, like in B/X D&D, you get more rounds of combat and missing isn't such a big deal because there isn't a half-hour between turns.>missing your ability check isn't funYeah that's why something interesting should happen when you fuck up. That said, most ability checks should realistically be replaced with percentage chance rolls.>missing your turn cause you're stunned isn't funI kinda agree, which is why I prefer stunned as a -8 to all rolls or something like that so you can still do something, even if you're massively debuffed. However, see above. If the combat isn't a fucking 1-round rocket tag with 45 minute turns, then it's not as annoying if you get stunned for 1 round>not having magic on your turn isn't funOkay?? What's the point of having a dagger or crossbow then? Also you already get cantrips for free, so shut the fuck up and stop complaining.>random encounters are not funNo one cares about your "narrative" retard, it's realistic that you run into unexpected stuff. Doesn't mean it should all result in mindless violence, but still. Holy fuck, DMs that have to have everything be conveniently part of the story, are fucking fags, and their games suffer as a result. >being penalized for playing a particular race isn't funStop playing freakshit races then.>dying isn't funCope. You're not playing a roleplaying game if you can't die. You are not a real roleplayer. Get. Over. it.
>>97128951Imagine if all of this went both ways.>enemies never miss>enemies can't be stunned>enemies never run out of spells>enemies never dieHow insane that would be.
>>97128951Ok but what would you do if you saw an Elric moder wielding a cursed blade, listening to the howling winds of chaos and just generally cursing his doomed fate?
>>97129535Can't tell if this is a joke or not, because D&D already does this.>attack bonuses rapidly outpace AC at higher levels>Legendary Resistances and condition immunities>NPCs use entirely different magic rules>HP bloat and Mythic Traits
>>97128951Does anyone even actually fucking play D&D ONE/5.5? I mean, even the most queer players only play it once or twice before going back to 5e. Plus even WOTC admitted that sales on new D&D are down. So my guess is this is someone trying to use a forum to advertise WOKE D&D without paying for ad space. That or they're so brain damage they actually think that shit is good. Which if that's the case they should get out of the gene pool for all of our sakes.
>>97129503>>>Missing your hit roll is NOT FUN>This is very trueYes, I WILL fudge the dice and you WILL follow my narrative nigga!
>>97129674I could just not have to roll, I could just hit.
>>97130032But then what will everyone do with their collections of bespoke artisanal dice?
>>97130081Damage rolls still exist. Just introduce some d20 damage weapons or spells.
>>97128951What does FUN stand for? Clearly it's not just capitalized "fun", but some acronym, but I fant figure out what exactly.
>>97130576F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHERU IS FOR 'U AND MEN IS FOR 'NYWHERE AND 'NYTIME AT ALLDOWN IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
>>97130576Full acronym would be NOT FUN. >Newfangled >Oldschool >Tabletop >Fungal >Urethra >Non-Weapon-Proficiency
>>97129055>>97129069You fags will take the most blatant bait just so you can get a bit of dopamine from getting mad on the internet.
>>97131277See >>97129281
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