What would you do to upgrade the Apparatus of Kwalish? I am giving it a horseshoe crab shell on top. Standard claws, with option to extend blades for cutting off squild limbs. Also has a magic missle turret and torpedos.
>Magic missile turretDo you mean strapping a wand to a periscope?Personally, I think it could do with an enchanted one-way glass bottom, for the perusal of marine-life, and an onboard tea urn for long nights of oceanography.Bonus points if it's captained by the dwarf version of Jack Cousteau.
>>97155652Ultra high pressure water jet.
>>97155701>Do you mean strapping a wand to a periscope?Automated wands are underrated weapons. Shove them onto a construct and have said construct engage targets based on the builder's discretion.
>>97155760>And this little number is the "Pyrogasmic Phlogistonator" - a module consisting of twenty "Wands of Fireball", banded together with an adamantine strip, and mounted on a magically animated walking tripod with self-aiming capabilities, and the proximal intelligence of a Halfling.>Also available as a fixed point-defense unit>See also our fabulous range of other products, like Electric Galoshes, The Self-Chewing Pencil, and the ever popular field guide "Sexing Elvenkind" by Elminster.
>>97155831I was rather disappointed with "Sexing Elfkind" It just helped me tell the difference between Elves and Elvettes. I still don't have a date to the Crystal Ball.
>>97155652Does it have different coloured eyebeams for communicating with sea creatures, filtering puzzles or flicking at that angler fish who left the godamn high beams on? A little airlock for gift exchange with the sea ladies would be nice as well.
>>97155880All purchases are final.Caveat Emptor.May I recommend our Otyugh Balm?It's the all-natural way to put some zip in your step, and is sustainably sourced from free-range Otyughs.
>>97155652Fusion powerplant and Large Lasers.
>>97155652capture and weld a Beholder to the front and fit lever operated eyelids.
>>97155880>I was rather disappointed with "Sexing Elfkind"You probably skipped the long chapter on Elven rearing. It's got the bit about how different types of elven breast milk taste, and let me tell that's a humdinger.
>>97158291Siri! Do Dark Elves make Chocolate milk?
>>97155652Fuzzy dice and a button that plays "La Cucaracha" at obnoxiously loud volumes.
>>97155652Deployable drones?
>>97158938>"Got it. Searching for... single dark slavs... in your neighbourhood... with chunky milkers... "
>>97158938No, Ed Greenwood has officially said Drow milk tastes minty.
