Dedicated Drizzt Do'Urden EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?
>>97163325>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?You aren't gonna like my answer...
>>97163331It is truly a question with no good answers
Threadly reminder that excessive consumption of pornography is very dangerous to your soul and spirit.
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>>97163325>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?I found myself agreeing politically with the Biel-Tan and approving of their racist and xenocidal attitudes. Racist space elves are simply the best.
>>97163724That's because porn has rotted your brain and made you incapable of reading anything longer than a TikTok caption, homo.
>>97163746Were elves mentioned in it? If not, why post it?
>>97164092Elves are not aesthetically, but rather pornographically "appreciated" by majority of the thread. "Noldorfag", as you call him, at least doesn't have his wires crossed, he's just a bit of a faggot metaphorically.
>>97163325>QOTTNot sure, I saw LOTR as a kid and was just drawn to Legolas and the fancy elven armour, I guess partially because I always played outside in the woods near my house and thoughts bows/rangers were cool, nowadays it's more the ''ancient people with advanced tech'' angle that usually draws me to elves
>>97163325long lived race which lives the dream of never aging>GIWTWM
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>>97163325>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?Sex porn memes coom waifus anime BG2 romances.
>>97164155Yeah, pretty sure it has been the LotR movies as a teen, then getting the books. The battle scene at the start with the elfen legion stuck with me. Then came video games like Morrowind and Warcraft 3, and also playing RPGs (virtual and tabletop) when I discovered that I liked dex/agi characters.Couple that with an interest in history and mythology and the theme of the ancient, mystical, wise, "golden age" race just universally appealed to me.
>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?Premium Korean MMO slop Lineage 2 that I played during my teen years. White elves used to have speed/atk.speed bonuses so I always associated elves with speed. This is why whenever I think about a speedy character, I think elf first.>>97163705Also a reminder that porn addicts have a decimated attention span so any approach that is not outright banning/killing them will not fix the problem.
QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?ngl I want to fuck something that gives the prestige of an angel or a (senior) vampire, but without the religious bullshit or the bizarre form factor issues that most monster girls have. Elves manage to hit both extremes of the bdsm spectrum, but have no religious connection at all and I won't get into arguments with biologists about where their uterus can be accessed.
>>97163325>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?It allows me to channel my entire enormous ego at my game table during my roleplay.I had an entire game where I was constantly in competition with the other elf in the part on who was the 'Superior Elf' and the 'Inferior Elf'.The other elf died almost singlehandedly defending a city against a horde of giants, set up by a lich I had insulted, and as he lay dying in my arms, I declared myself unequivocally the 'Superior Elf' because I lived, and he was dying.We both laughed.I buried him with all the weapons of the giants he slew, and retired the pc, because I couldn't do it without my friend.The best elf I ever played.>Andarist, I remain Superior Elf, but you were my dearest friend
>>97165264This is amazing, inspiring and hilarious.
>>97165264kekGive us more examples of the dick measuring contests between the two of them! Good to know you had a table who could work with an egotistical PC.
>>97163705Thanks for the reminder that you a retard who loves cock.
>>97165264>It allows me to channel my entire enormous ego at my game table during my roleplay.You are the only poster in this thread who truly understands how to play an elf.
>>97163705tl;dr
>QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?Principally the desire to slaughter them en masse and wear their ears as jewelry, if I think about itSort of an ancillary/inciting cause would be every time I noticed how 'flighty' and irritating they are, or overheard someone mention that, or I just remembered suddenly
>there are people with elves living rent free in their headsat least pick vaccines or something instead
>>97169748excuse you i'm studying to be an elf sex expert.
>>97163331I, too, like the human male and elf female combo.
do elves have the best gen- i mean jeans?
>>97166847>>97173831Elf Dress > Elf Jeans.
>>97173831They certainly pride themselves on their genetic superiority.
>eldar>not taller
Maybe she's a midget for her kind and he's tall?
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>>97174833>>97174826>>97174751because she's not a REAL elf she's a half-elfI could just as well post Shadowheart here, because you guys are too fucking stupid to read, morons
Someone said Shadowheart?
>>97174944I thought this guy had furry ears for a moment
>>97174963It looks like he has whiskers as well.
>>97174862One.Drop.Rule.
>>97174862half-elves are elves
>>97175085They're half of elves
>>97175243Any amount of elf is too much elf.
>>97175267Have you thought about entering threads of topics that you like?
>>97175267Any amount of elf below 102% with a 2% margin or error is too little
>>97175291I did once. It was awful.
I like porn settings where elves are all women.
Mods will do nothing.
What if Wood Elves rode around on...To protect the woodlands lakes and rivers, they ride on Dire Geese. Would they be lethal? What would that be like?
>>97175386for me, it's Giant Owls or bust
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>>97175426Dayshift uses Giant Eagles. Nightshift uses Giant Owls.
>>97175446She's riding that cock like a pro.
>>97175386Deer, per Warhammer Fantasy
>>97175386I like to imagine australian wood elves either ride around on giant lizards like warhammer's dark elves or on giant cassowaries.
>>97176002Kangaroos probably fit better
>>97174113This guy gets it.
Don't forget to farm your elves ethically.
>>97175446>elf riding BWC
