Felt cute, decided to run through another retro licensed choose-your-own-adventure. But first...ATTENTION MODS - THIS IS NOT A QUEST THREAD, BUT A GAMEBOOK STORYTIMEOkay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6dNULgQe48
To save time, I've already allocated the 5 for Sonic...
... and Tails! Now, allocate one stat to each of them - first come, first served!
I remember last thread we put a 4 in Strength, but it hardly ever came up, so I guess we should put it in Agility.As for the twink, I guess we can put the 4 in Speed.
>>97164953Coolness>>97164955Strength
>>97164997>>97165020Our heroes are all statted up...
... so awaaaaaay we go!
>Sod it, go back to sleepOR>Wake Tails up and make it his problemOR>Go deal with it yourself, you lazy fuck
>>97165087Might as well take a look ourselves
>>97165137>Run back and grab himOR>Yeet something at him to wake him upOR>Who says you HAVE to save him?
>>97165185Let the little shit fend for himself
>>97165220GAME OVE->LOAD SAVE FILE>Run back and grab himOR>Yeet something at him to wake him up
>>97165257FINE, might as well grab the little fucker
>>97165310>FUCK IT UPOR>Jump on itOR>Follow the roadOR>Have a look around
>>97165340Jump on it, I guess
>>97165394>Fuck up the cabOR>Fuck up the engine
>>97165432Can't move if the engine is fucked
>>97165479>CabOR>Road
>>97165515Might as well see who's driving this crazy thing
>>97165585>Grab the controlsOR>Switch the TV offOR>I dunno, try talking to him?
>>97165668Might as well turn off the tv if there's nothing on
>>97165737>Search the cabOR>Follow the black road and see where it leadsOR>Take a look around
>>97165789Might as well see if there are any goodies in the cab
>>97165842>SONIC'S RINGS: 5>TAILS' RINGS: 5>Follow the roadOR>Have a look around
>>97165969Follow the road
>>97166000
>Enter the buildingOR>Talk to the animalsOR>Nah, let's look around some more
>>97166052We should look for clues
>>97166226>What the hell are you doing?OR>Climb up for a better look
>>97165668Disappointing they don't use the original name of the chicken, Cucky
>>97166268>What the hell are you doing?
>>97166384
>Klepto that shitOR>Don't
>>97166050Hey, it's the original Sally Acorn from before Archie comics overwrote her entire image and public perception!>>97166268>What the hell are you doing?
>>97166509>Klepto that shit
>>97166539Quick, somebody roll 1d6!
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>97166548
>>97166564>SONIC'S RINGS: 15
>... Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeessss?OR>The fuck are you talking about?
>>97166602>The fuck are you talking about?
>>97166661>Defend yourselves!OR>Hey man, it's just clothes
>>97166751Shit, we can't fight our buddies, even if they are mind controlled
>>97166854
>SONIC'S RINGS: 0>TAILS' RINGS: 0>Fuck it up!OR>Run like the little bitches you are
>>97166952BEAT HIM UPBEAT HIM UPBREAK HIS NECKBREAK HIS NECK
Now, I would ask somebody to roll for combat, but we managed to stumble our way into being OP as fuck to the point where even rolling a 1 would kick this thing's ass.
>Fuck 'em all up!OR>Whooooaaa, hey now, let's talk this over...
>>97167117Hooray for cheesing fights using prior knowledge!>>97167122We should probably be nice to them - we don't want to get canceled
>>97167154
>Have you seen that fat cunt Robotnik anywhere around here?OR>Why's your tribe such a bunch of dicks?OR>Why's your food so shit?
>>97167212Probably best not to insult them, so just ask about Robotnik
>>97167440>Why's your tribe such a bunch of dicks?OR>Why's your food so shit?
>>97167592... okay, diplomacy has failed>Why's your tribe such a bunch of dicks?
>>97167650>SureOR>NahOR>Seriously, why's your food so shit?
>>97167676Yeah, we should probably help in this foreign territorial dispute
>>97168168>Ah-h-kay-y-la! Weee'll dooo ouur best!"OR>Wait
>>97168212sonic hates waiting, lets go NOW
>>97168212Might as well go, they'll probably just serve more food if we hang around
>>97168228>>97168270
>SONIC'S RINGS: 5>TAILS' RINGS: 5>Climb up for a better lookOR>Y'know what? Let's see how this plays out...
>>97168351Again, waiting is for chumps, get climbing
>>97168505>Watch and waitOR>Get close to the gateOR>Fuck it, rush to the wall and dig underneath itOR>Wait for the other warthogs to join you for the attack
>>97168559>Watch and waitThis is a scouting operation, and we were told not to get too close. Perhaps we might observe something more if we keep watching?
>>97169000Trips of truth
>>97169000Quick, roll 1d6+4... and roll low!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>97169000uh-oh...
>>97169195Congratulations, you failed!>Tarzan that shitOR>Climb the wallsOR>Batter the gate downOR>Something else
>>97169269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I5AkRgl7lw
>>97169478>Head to the main buildingOR>Lower the drawbridge!
>>97169534Party's just getting started - let everyone in!
>>97169593
>Yeet metaphorical shit at the guards to distract themOR>Find another way inOR>LEEROY JENKINS that door with a spin-attack
>>97169788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOMj7WttkOA
>>97169884Who gets what?
>>97169963Sonic's gonna get hit first he should get the shield
>>97170055Double dubs deciding decisively!>SONIC'S STUFFRed trainersWhite glovesShield (can tank one hit)>TAILS' RINGS: 15Okay, now what?>UpOR>Down
>>97170086Up
>>97170115Quick, somebody roll 2d6+5 and 2d6+4!
Rolled 5, 2 + 5 = 12 (2d6 + 5)>>97170209Might as well do Sonic first
Rolled 4, 5 + 4 = 13 (2d6 + 4)>>97170437Nice one! I'll roll for Tails - hopefully the useless twink won't be so useless this time
Did OP die?
>>97170437>>97170487>>97171967I had to sleep. Anyway!>SONIC'S RINGS: 8>TAILS' RINGS: 18>Fuck him up!OR>Mock him from a safe distanceOR>I dunno, try talking to him?
>>97172550Clearly we have to insult a complete stranger. It's the only responsible thing to do.
>>97172764Quick, somebody roll 1d6+5!
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d6 + 5)>>97172969I hope we can make him kill himself!
>>97173001DAMN IT TAILS
>>97173001>>97173002Ooh, bad luck! What now?>Fuck him up!OR>I dunno, try talking to him?
>>97173046Hurting him emotionally didn't work, clearly we need to hurt him physically
>>97173126Quick, roll 2d6+2!
Rolled 2, 3 + 2 = 7 (2d6 + 2)>>97173180Ah shit
>>97173229Okay, Sonic has lost his shield and Tails is down to zero rings. That means we only have one option left.
>TAILS, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOWOR>Roll up and hope that softens the fallOR>Fashion a parachute out of the camouflage given to you by the warthog tribe
>>97173310>Relying on Tails, or going limpFuck it, let's go for the third option
>>97173423
>Play it coolOR>Offer the Chaos Emerald as a giftOR>Figure out who's in charge, then fuck 'em up!
