Do you play tabletop games with your kids?
>>97169793Yes. Pic related eventually turned out to be probably the best present ever. Got it when my wife was pregnant, and it was okay/10 party game for normies - fun, but with its flaws. Kid grow up, learned to count and it became all-time favourite since then. It's over a year of being excessively played, making it also one of the best toys.Also, the joke is that it's intended to be 10+ game, while a 7 yo is handling it out just fine. But then again, a drunk Nip who didn't speak English managed to play it and get the rules, so fucking figure.
I'm not good enough to have kids.
>>97169793I'm not a selfish psychopath, so I haven't forced this existence on anyone
>>97169923You can adopt kids who already exist. That way, they haven't inherited your depression.
>>97169931Can I buy these paper minis somewhere?
>>97169923I'm so glad when depressed anxiety ridden narcissistic losers hate themselves enough to not have kids. It really makes the world a better place. The world isn't the problem, the problem is when people like you have kids and then they grow into adults
>>97169945Draw your own.But you might likehttps://www.patreon.com/trashmobminishttps://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/10181The PDFs have options for B&W, different thicknesses etc.
>>97169923Go back to leddt you anti-natalist faggot. Go troon out and chop your dick off or something if you hate yourself so much. If you think there are too many people in the world you're welcome to start with yourself. Fucking cunt.
>>97169988Whatever your views on environmentalism, having a child does 'double your carbon footprint' in a sense. Makes me laugh when someone does every minor lifestyle change like go vegan, recycle everything, etc...then they have a child.We're all committing a tiny slice of ecocide whenever we have children. That's just how it be.
>>97169923
>>97169995who the fuck carest. 3 kids
>>97170012If a psychopath killed two of your children, they'd still be less of a murderer than you.
>>97169793My older sister actually played D&D 5E with her 4 kids in 2023. Bought all the books. By Feb 2025, they moved on to another hobby. They gave me the books. Apparently they bought essentials with dragonspire and curse of strahd.
>>97169995>Carbon footprintIf you were to die tomorrow you'd save maybe a second of what the big corporations produce in carbon. It's a bunch of bullshit.I haven't played any games with my daughter yet because she's only 1 year old. But I plan to.
>>97169995The environmental solution is to exterminate the entire Indian and Chinese race, not to prevent normal white westerners from have one or two kids you autist sperg LMAO
>>97170012>who the fuck caresTheir grandkids.Just like you are inheriting the problems caused by literal boomers.
>>97170134Yes I'm sure every other generation never had any issues whatsoever lmao. Braindead retard.
>>97169985maybe I will. I just really dig how heavy the lineweights are-- trashmob I've seen, but I went the vault of mini things route, printable heroes is a great resource. this guys look like heroquest ripoffs and I love it:https://oldskullminis.itch.io/Also, children are a blessing, as is life. fuck you if you hate it here, can we get back to tabletop games?
>>97169793I don't think anyone in my social circles across work, family, and two playgroups is under the age of 30.
>>97169793The only way I could possibly play a game with my kids is if I shot a load on the game board.
>>97169793Nope, I'm a 34yo virgin, don't got no kids and never plan on having one.
>>97169793Don't have any yet, but certainly will once I get them and they are old enough.My older brother used to make his oen table top games (still does) when I was little, and it got me into them. Now I've introduced tabletop games to my fiances younger brother and nothing lights up their day more than getting to play.
>>97169793No kids, but I play board games with my nieces and nephews. They're between 3 and 17, and most of them are autistic enough to like Ticket to Ride. I've also done Terraforming Mars and Scythe with the older ones, as well as Sorry, Monopoly, etc. with the younger.They all play Hearts, and one of them plays contract Bridge with me sometimes online.
>>97169931Adoption is harder than you think.
>>97169931Okay but then I'd be a genetic dead end, so no
>>97169923Don't worry I'll force it on your children
>>97169995>double carbon footprintIt doesn't, your child has their own carbon footprint ditt dumma jävla grottmongo.By the time your childrens decision even start to matter on any scale you are on the way out anyway.
>>97169793I'm never going to meet the basic prerequisites for having kids.
i thought this is gonna be a decent thread with some recs I could play with my 6 year old, instead it's a nihilist nest of self loathing wormsgrim, get a hold of yourselves, my dudesif you don't have kids, what are you even doing in this thread
>>97171763>recsPlay necromolds with your kiddos. They'll love smashing the playdough. Maybe too much. I keep my real minis away from them now.
>>97171766Forgot my pic
My 6 year old built and painted his first minis this year.Learned proper tic tac toe strategy (wins against his peers every time because they're too stupid to take the middle) and can play simple games like Uno.Give it another 2 years we might try a simple role-playing game or more complex board game.I also have a 3 and 1 year old, both still a while away from joining in
>>97171766hell yeah, thanks man, i didn't know this existedchristmas will be great!
>>97169995The reason we care about carbon footprint and all other environmental metrics is to maintain a livable environment for the next generations. If there’s no next generations, what’s the point? Leaving a planet for cockroaches?
The thought of 4chan users with children is a terrifying one, indeed.
>>97169793I won’t unless he already shows an interest. TT is fun but without a lot of direction and drive in other parts of your life I have seen exactly 1 regular player indulge it and be productive and useful otherwise. His friends can teach him to have fun and be social, they aren’t going to teach him a trade or how to study. >I’d sooner kill myself than raise a daughter who is into TT. Have not yet encountered one without severe emotional damage and a perverse worldview
>>97169995I knew you was a faggot the minute I seen ya.Also>ecocide>hocks paper minisYou Germans are an odd lot.
>>97171694>oh no I care too much about the environment>better not have any kids who will also care about the environment so the entire world can be flooded with jeets who worship shitwater
Yes and also for students at my after school program. I bought mousling figures from Reacper minis, and 3d printed some cute looking cartoony skeletons so they can bonk undead with their mice adventurers.
>>97171949Kill whitey.
>>97169793
>itt: kissless virgins inventing reasons why they will die that way. while other kissless virgins are telling tall tales about their trad families
>>97172110ThisNobody here actually has the social ability to talk to a girl, let alone have a kid with one
>>97169793It's surprisingly difficult to teach two toddlers DnD. But my wife and I have played more ttrpgs and tcgs than I can count.
>>97170151>Missing the point this badlyStay mad, I guess?
>>97169793I'll never have kids because I am a 32 years old kissless virgin and no woman has ever been interested in me.
Mine is 4, so we're more on just puzzles and play dough than games with rules. We do play Snug as a Bug in a Rug a lot, and will occasionally whip out Connect Four or Sorry. When she's a little older we'll work on playing some card games and maybe some tabletop if she's interested.
>>97169793>your kidsWhere the fuck do you think you are?Come back after I win the lottery.>>97169988There are too many people in the world. Objectively. But it is primarily Asians and Africans.
>>97171899>>ecocide>>hocks paper minislast i checked, we're now on "paper is good and plastic is bad"(i remember as a kid in the 90s, all plastic bags had 'Rainforest Alliance' stickers because plastics = less chopping down trees)
Don't have kids of my own but I've got a brother with 4, wide age range. He plays board and card games with them and I occasionally bring something over. They enjoy all kinds of games, even the dumb ones I buy on a lark. The younder ones have trouble thinking into the future (naturally), but they're still fun to play with. Here are the ones we've had fun with:>Lumberjacks With Rocket Launchers>Ramen Ramen>Tsuro>Colt Super Express>Yukon Salon>Fluxx
>>97169995>muh Carbon FootprintYou sodomite retard. The entire environmental movement has been hijacked by [it's always them] away from conservation, preservation of wildlife, ecosystems, animal habitat, urban sprawl, overfishing, and destruction of the rainforests, and the accelerating 6th great extinction to instead focus solely on carbon fucking dioxide, neither the most potent greenhouse gas nor the most abundant. Why? because instead of solutions to the infinite growth, Big Line Go Up cancer, Carbon Credits/Net Zero allows "them" to impose austerity upon the goyi... masses, all while turning the planet into a polluted, impoverished, overcrowded, and overly-melanated trash heap.>>97170057Mother Earth needs us to do our duty.
>>97171094You're really missing out (unless you're genetically sub-par, in which case, carry on).
