Previous: >>97164033>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.com/https://www.pdhrec.com/>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>TQPost your favorite red card
>TQI will not elaborate further
>TQFUCK I love the aesthetics of the Eternals so much. I wish we got a lot more of them returning to Amonkhet in Aetherdrift.
>>97171111>Post your favorite red cardIt's not even close. I will play this with no followups every single time
>>97171111>Post your favorite red cardIt's not even close.
>>97171124He cute.According to /edhg/, FF was the best set of 2025 with runners up Tarkir and Edge of Eternities
they dont want this smoke
You get into an argument with your gf. Later when you come home you see that she defiled your EDH collection. Your friends shrug it off, since it's just cardboard and say you should forgive her and move on.Your reaction?
>>97171132>>97171133>posted same time>same first sentenceMy brother!
>>97171111>TQ>Post your favorite red cardAll 3 have gone in every deck I've ever built that has red. I fucking love "do or die" cards
my timmy ass thought this card was the greatest to ever do it back in 2002
>>97171142
>>97171132This oneFUCK YEAH
>>97171138Sue her.It doesn't matter if my friends think it's just cardboard, they have provable value. My entire collection is probably worth at least 5 grand. The law doesn't care if something is silly, if it has value it has value and there is no difference if it's a car or cardboard.
>>97171111>TQWheel of Misfortune because it’s fun.
ban all the cards I don't like
>>97171143Wtf why did they print 3 different cards for this
>>97171111TQ
>>97171138I'd wonder who this girlfriend is
>>97171172First one is an instant, second one is a sorcery, third one...uh I don't know.
>>97171171Being an adult is learning to deal and cope with what you don't like.
>>97171172Why did they print dozens of Murders and set-specific Doom Blades? Why'd they print dozens of "3 damage to target creature" cards? Why'd they print any of the hundreds upon hundreds of duplicate cards?
>>97171185Correct, by banning the cards.
>>97171172fuckin standard rotations, how do they work???
>I know it's kinda gay, but I'm thinking of trying to build a vivi deck>No, that's really lame bro. So yeah, you want to play against my Kinnan deck or my Winota deck?
>>97171200You can just reprint Final Fortune in a new set.Not that hard
>>97171203What's your point here? That you're not gay for sucking dick because some other guy is getting rammed in the ass?
>>97171203I have a friend with a Kaalia deck that tried to persuade another in our group to not build a Kona, Rescue Beastie deck. The fucking audacity
>>97171203If you have a copy just do it anon. Friends in my group bitched that I didn’t have an Izzet deck for the longest time, then built one with the Vivi I pulled at the pre-release. Now they bitch that they meant ‘proper Izzet’ but regardless of how you build him Vivi is a very fun commander to play.
>>97171215>>97171203Do what you want to do. The hypocrite and seethe all they want.
you play removal because you feel threatenedI play removal because I play reanimatorwe are both fags
>>97171178Spotted the coomer
>>97171289This isn't a red card
>The Demon Commander>{1}{B}{R}>Legendary Creature — Demon Warlock>Flying>Demon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each opponent who lost life this turn.>Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.>2/3
>>97171385Jesus Christ, you are boring.
stop yucking my yum and tell me some mono B cards that have big noses in art. scryfall tagger was no help even with goblins
>>97171385Strange sidegrade for Rakdos. Hell, that may be worse.
>>97171398why not just load up on rats?
>>97171385>Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.this is the weakness. it should be>Whenever a Demon attacks a player, each player loses 1 life.
>>97171409What? Attack in my EDH >:( ? I just want to sit there, spam demon tokens, play no interaction and win the lamest way possible.
>>97171405maybe I have to but I'd like humanoids first if possible
>>97171418alright, that's it, I'm giving them lifelink too now. you asked for it bucko
show me your proxies
>>97171124Unspeakably based.Justice for the Viashino.
>>97171134That speaks only to how horrible 2025 has been, all of those sets are gay and trans coded.
>>97171448Here's a classic:
>>97171448https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/
>>97171448
>>97171591top tier
>>97171448Here, use to your hearts content.
what's your favourite selesnya commander? wanna build one but scrolling through the legends nothing really caught my eye, noble / flaming fist wilson seemed like an option for me but maybe i missed something
>>97171732generic selesnya token deck, but flickering mayday is a fun tweest on the usual methods of generating the tokens.
>>97171732Very underrated, quite fun. Use only the Enchantress cards that care about enchantments ETBing, not cast, as well as creatures that like getting modified. Aura matter cards are great in the deck too. Best part, he's not obviously KOS so by the time your opponents realize they really should have killed him, it's too late, you're getting ALL the triggers.
>>97171138I display it as a trophy because it's all proxies and I'm not stupid enough to meaningfully invest in a game run by the dumbest company on the planet.
>>97171743Got a list? I am curious
>>97170781got a list?
>>97171138A lawsuit
>>97171792https://moxfield.com/decks/XtU1AGMocUSOLhgLtq4lYwlike I said, nothing shocking to see. havent fiddled with it in months.
>>97171783this. woman moment
build this guy as commander or the new ghired and him in 99?
>>97171237When the fuck are we getting another legendary crab?
>>97171732also generic token deck but i feel in love with the art
>be at LGS>hear someone from another table show the new ninja turtles cards>hear only praise for the productthis fucking playerbase
>>97171917They're both too good and devolve into the same predictable gameplan.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Big problem in my pod is that despite us staying bracket 2/3, everyone install targets people’s commanders for removal. Doesn't matter how weak they are, even my Bill Ferny gets one-shotted the second anyone gets a chance. My issue is that I tend to build decks around my commanders. Narset Enlightened Master, Bill Ferny, Indoraptor, Lathiel, Ureni, etcI need to build a deck that works completely fine on its own, but what it does is sped up/done better with the commander out. Any recommendations?
>>97172029Three of the ones you mentioned are kill on sight, so I'm not sure what you expected. Maybe just try building a deck where the commander is just a neat bonus?
>>97172029Just get better at timing anon.
>>97172003that's every edh deck once you've seen it enough unless you're playing your opponents shit
>>97171134Tarkir was such a nothing set. That's surprising.
Who should I build?
>>97172087gev for soul, ygra for infinite combos
>>97172087Lizards are cool. I'd probably try Gev first.
>>97171134>>97171489>>97172064You all are so fucking gay for hating on tarkir. The five precons were a blast to play and upgrade, to this day everyone in my pod still regularly uses their tarkir decks.There are only sixteen commanders in tarkir outside of the precons, compared to the 100+ for ATLA, Spider-Man, and FF. Guess what? Betor, Taigam, Teval, Kotis, Zurgo, Narset, and Eshki are all bangers.
>>97172108They'll crucify you, but you speak the truth.
>>97171111>tq
>attack with very-lethal-damage with kresh>goes through>move to m2>cast souls fire on second opponent >goes through>cast essense harvest on third opponent >he deflecting swats back to me>i cast fling in response>he digs 20 cards deep>manages to find a bolt bend>I bolt bend it back>he casts reverberatefun game to end the night. how did your Friday Night Magics go?
>>97172087gev
>>97171111>TQI play this on turn one. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. Die
>>97172231only filters bad players with few keepable mulligans
>>97172231you went down a card to force everyone to mulligan? I can play with that
>>97171138Obvious cunt behavior, but wonder what he did. And yea you could probably sue the bitch
>>97172196Played 4 games:>Vnwxt (me) vs Ur dragon vs Krenko vs Pia Nalaar Chief mechanic, won with Triskaidekaphile>Vnwxt (me) vs Ur dragon vs Krenko vs Pia Nalaar Chief mechanic, won with Triskaidekaphile again>Vnwxt (me) vs Saruman, the white hand vs Mavin vs Pia Nalaar Chief mechanic, attempted to win with Triskaidekaphile again but it got removed so won with unlockable combat damage from Nerd Rage.>Sephara (me) vs Ur dragon vs Krenko vs Pia Nalaar Chief mechanic vs Captain N'word, won by taxing opponents and taking them out with Sephara combat damage. Pia Nalaar and Krenko could not play the game.I feel bad that I won all the games yesterday, but my Vnxwt deck is cheapo $50 deck without any game changers, and they are all playing at least 1. I think I need to tune down my decks or just play precons at this point.
>>97171732>>97171732There is only one. Ramp like a mofo and start dropping X=0 hydras. Pair with Aluren and Enduring Renewal and as many token doublers you want. Play all the green card draw on creature summon cards. Enough hydras in the bin, time to Raise the Past. Hail hydra.
>>97172386use altar of dementia and cast dawn
>>97171134Everyone who bought Final Fantasy Magic cards should be gassed to death. That's a genuine opinion.
>>97172386cool, I will buld this deck
>>97172064It had a ton of great jund dragon tribal cards for Vaevictis Asmadi.
This and Grave Pact are my favorite cards :)
>>97172446Oh don’t forget luminous brood moth.
I feel like a crackhead fiending for Trek spoilers. I want Lwaxana chaos.I want Ferengi treasures.I want to sing Klingon war songs as we battle for a place in glorious Sto'Vo'Kor.
>>97172519I love Star Trek but it doesn’t really fit. I’m worried because their production is so slow that it will be a bunch of STD cards. I just want Next Gen and the OG. It will be interesting to see the price disparity between classic trek and nu-trek cards though.
>>97172532I'm mostly hoping for DS9 to be well represented. I've never really been concerned about if a setting fits, and even less so after all the hat sets and EoE. I'm more interested in mechanical designs that are fun to build around, play with, and do a good job of representing a character or concept. In that aspect UB has largely been a goldmine. It's easy to get lost in thought about how they could design certain cards.>The first time you lose life each turn and whenever one or more other creatures you control die put a suffering counter on O'Brien. Remove ten suffering counters from O'Brien: search your library for an artifact card and put it out the battlefield tapped.
>>97172532We should have gotten Stargate sg1 instead
Anyone have experience with him in the zone?
>>97172651can never play it without hearing annoying jokes about his nameotherwise not a bad commander with a solid recursion ability that players tend not to give much aggro
I've been realizing that all of my new decks are UB. And I don't really see myself changing that in the future. UW doesn't resonate with me at all anymore. Even when there's a mechanically interesting UW card, I think well I could build this, or I could build yet another character from a beloved IP that resonates with me emotionally. The fact is UW has never resonated with anyone emotionally because they put no effort into their creation or their stories. What even is the purpose of UW at this point? It seems to me like the future for the game is that everything will be UB. UB also seems to excite both new and old players alike as they see their favorite IP get added to the game. I'll admit that I'm not a fan of all of them, I've never liked marvel, but those cards can simply be for the marvel fans. I'll use my better IP to go against theirs. Has anyone else been completely focused on building UB commanders? Join me on saying farewell to UW forever
>>97172724>The fact is UW has never resonated with anyone emotionally because they put no effort into their creation or their stories.never read the story the art and vague generic fantasy flavoring is what resonated with me.
I have a hard time imaging I’ll be able to hit off two spells on each opponents turn. A cantrip and a Counterspell for each puts me at needing to save nine mana to get through your turns, not including whatever I want to play on my turn. And what am I getting in return? Your turn 2 ramp, removal, and maybe some more card draw?
>>97172189This seems ultra bad? They can just select Diaochan. Have her as your commander? Okay they'll just keep choosing her
>>97172782never played or thought of this before anon it wasnt that toughyou can also, just, yknow, have a gameplan other than "turbo to a 6 mana commander and hope it sticks" like, yknow, playing a control deck that synergizes with Saruman rather than a Saruman deck that has control.
>>97172782Why do you *need* to cast two spells on everyone's turn? Why are you trying to be as optimized as possible?
>>97172815You give her pro R, indestructible, or shroud ;^)
>>97172844>Destroy target creature of your choice, then destroy target creature of an opponent’s choice.Oh durr. That's what I get for not reading the updated oracle text
Every creature has some sort of evasion now and it's really annoying
>>97172851You can also use her politically.>Hey player A, if I destroy player B's creature X will you destroy player C's creature Y?
>>97172857Oh no. Anyway
>>97172724>The fact is UW has never resonated with anyone emotionally because they put no effort into their creation or their stories.It resonated with a good number of people emotionally. We used to have weekly threads discussing the flavor and stories. But the people who cared were slowly winnowed away by how they handled the Phyrexian arc and especially everything after it, with the series of broken promises around UB and how it was going to be handled serving as a sign that they weren't wanted any more.
Iterated this Tekuthal counter-removal deck about the best I can, and it's still pretty bad. The more I play it, the more I wish Tekuthal had just one more color to mess around with. It's often mana-starved and the pieces that make the deck work are somewhat limited.But it is fun when it gets going. It's fidget spin-y after you've tutored out Staff of Compleation and can start juggling the abilities of your summons and sagas.A lot of the deck's cuter interactions have eluded me so far. (Decree of Silence + Liquimetal Torque; Smokestack + Proliferate + your commander) so I'm holding onto it longer than I do most decks.I might cut Valefor as well despite him being a summon. He's just so fucking terrible.
>>97172857Stop trying to yuck my yum and let me do the thing
>>97171448I'm just trying to have some fun.
>>97172906>tfw I subconsciously keep adjusting my glasses with my middle finger while other people are talking to meSometimes I can see the irritation in their faces, and how they try to brush it off as nothing. Then I do it again, but consciously.
>>97172906At least you kept the spirit of the card instead just two sluts with big tits pushing them together
>>97172857Because spikes always complained about it and wouldn't play new creatures if they didn't have haste, evasion, or etb. Now we are in hell.
>>97172931wow, badass
The thing that sucks about UB is that they sometimes release really cool cards in really awful sets.Some of those Goyvel sharts have really cool effects but there's absolutely no way i'm touching that franchise. Same for slop like Star Trek or the Turtles.
>>97171146
I had a game where two people were seemingly incapable of doing basic math.One player had Millennium Calendar and Rings of Brighthearth.They were at 90 and I said to the group that we were dead in two turns if we didn't do something.The Calendar player then said "You do know I have to get to 1000 right?"The other player then proceeded to not focus the Calendar player and focus me instead.They then proceeded to lose to the calendar player.The funny part is that it took more than 6 turns for the calendar player to win, because they kept tapping out and seemingly not understand how simple multiplication works.
>>97173011>6 turns an no one got an answer at all for an artifactMore worried about how bad all of your decks are, yourself included.
>>97172957Yeah, i don't get how it so hard to keep it on theme and be sexy.
>>97173022I had multiple answers but I died because player B just really wanted me dead.
question:is there a ytube channel or otherwise where i can watch EDH games without all the pozz/pronouns all over the screen?just normal dudes playing MtG properly with some high power decks, does such channel exist?
>playgroup is ghosting meThis is it isn't it
>>97173053Why do you think they are doing that?
>>97173045Nope
>>97173053go impose yourself upon your local games store
>>97173035>sloppa>sexy
>>97173089come on now, seriously?
>>97173167Magic belongs to the troons.You can hate them, you can ignore them, but the reality is the game belongs to them since wizards has bent the knee to them.
>>97173109I might have to. I've spent a lot of money on this fucking game.
>>97171948we just got a new one
>>97173167Yeah pretty much. While they aren’t a large population at all, troons spend a huge amount of free time online and watching videos, when they aren’t trawling discords. This equates to them watching more videos, and thus are worth pandering to to “content creators”. Even if that pandering is as simple as putting pronouns under everyone’s heads
>it's episode where casual friend wants to build [popular universes beyond character] deck >only wants to use cards from that ub setIt's even more complicated when the commander is mono color. That would mean the deck would feature pointless commons that have no synergy with the commander at all.
>>97173282Let them do what they want. They'll learn not to when they keep getting beat over and over again
>>97173282yeah, some people just want to build low power decks
>>97171991This general told me everyone hates UB I don't believe you or the sales numbers!
>>97173282> picMe whenever someone is transphobic
Do you guys like exile decks
>>97173282and what's wrong with that? commander is literally THE format for such people
>>97172108>You all are so fucking gay for hating on tarkir. The five precons were a blast to play and upgrade,This. Narset, Zurgo and Betor all have players at my LGS. Tarkir was fun to draft imo also
>>97173212Nigga that's a mirelurk
>>97173372No. Gay. Boring.
>>97173368Fuck trannies
>>97173443What then is Yes. Straight. Fun?
>>97173457Xenagod
>>97172087Nine-Fingers is cool, also probably won't be removed. Ward - 9 Life is fucking crazy.
>>97173282It's called "having fun" you insufferable cunt. You must be real great at parties, or have you stopped getting invited to them?
Precons are a blight on the game desu.
>>97173303I will use my bad-but-thematic cards and nothing you say will stop me.
>>97173372Yes.>Play pic related turn 2 and then everyone forgets about it>Why are you attacking me with a 2/2 into my 30/30 blocker>I think you're trying to trick me with some kind of trick, I'll blockThey always do it.
>>97173568i had a fun standard deck with this card. It's always fun when you're tripping up your opponents where they start exiling cards from their deck since they think it's free value. Then you start milling them.
>>97173453I do, frequently and often.
>>97173498there's nothing 'fun' about making a shitty deck that contributes nothing to the overall game. Yeah I'm having really fucking fun doing nothing for 20 turns because I only have bulk commons in my hand that do fuckall and I get raped by my opponents who at least have the decency to make a functional deck so they could have an enjoyable game with lots of back-and-forth interaction
>>97173568do they also miss the "may" on this card as well
>>97173613They sure do.
>>97173599Ah, so you don't get invited anymore. Sucks to be you
>tracker says mail was delivered two days ago to my secure PO box>package isn't in thereSome delivery driver is going to be having a VERY bad day.
>>97173681A while back my tracked mail was delivered to my neighbor. I didn't see it for a week until they stopped being lazy and walked the 20 feet over to my fucking door. My money is on "some dumbass put it in the wrong box"
>>97173661post deck so we can laugh at you faggot
>>97173303I utterly lack this ability. You can use soft-ban lists like gamechangers or limit my budget, but you will never catch me dead with a "low power" deck. All my decks need a plan and building blocks for said plan. There is no room for funny filler that has no synergy with the deck. If the deck is incapable of becoming a threat by t6, it goes into the trash.
>>97173691>I utterly lack this ability.Yeah, we noticed you're a tryhard loser. You don't need to keep explaining it
>>97173568>>97173613>>97173582>Have inheritance on the board>Case a few small spells, same some tokens to Radiant Lotus, cast a bunch more shit, then drop pick related>Do the cascades, then count up>32 damage to all their creatures>Clearly state, they MAY exilie 32 cards for each of their creatures>They just pick their decks up and drop them into their exile>Guys, its a may?>Fuck it, I'm just done with this game not going to roll it back.I don't know why they can't pay attention then get pissed off about it.
>>97173687You're supposed to go get mail from your neighbors who kindly accepted it for, you retarded manchild.It's not their obligation to keep knocking on your door to see if you're maybe there, they're already doing you a favor as is.
>>97173730>You're supposed to go get mail from your neighbors who kindly accepted it for, you retarded manchild.Please explain to me how I was supposed to know??? I only found out AFTER they came over, you stupid motherfucker
>>97173681>ordered a new CPU with some other parts>everything gets delivered>CPU missing>call delivery service, shout at them because they keep telling me it has arrived>call selling company, no trace of CPU>they send another one>follow package>never arrives>call delivery service, shout at them again>call seller, he's apologizing profously but says it's no problem, it was all insured, get my money back>check my other parts in the meantime>CPU was hidden between them>neighbor brings me second CPU a few days latergetting 2 free cpus just because I was angry was pretty fucked
>>97173741The mail was tracked faggot, you could've checked at any time where it is.
>>97173746>Tracked mail never says *where* it was delivered to, only that it was>Post office said "we delivered it" when I contacted themYou need to be at least 18 years old to post here.
>>97173717>weI'm not the anon you previously quoted. I'm also not some tryhard, I just don't see the appeal in building bracket 1 decks.
>>97173754The tracking doesn't tell you who accepted it and they don't toss a notice into your mailbox either? What kinda brown sharthole do you live in?
>>97173784>The tracking doesn't tell you who accepted it and they don't toss a notice into your mailbox either?It took you 4 posts to realize this? Goddamn you're so fucking stupid.
>>97173820>never got frustrated to a point of anger with customer supportholy underage
I'm thinking of compromising again. The white tree of gondor and Minas tirith would be perfect in this deck, but it was originally conceptualized as having no UB cards. Guess it doesn't really matter.
>>97173839No, because we're not gigantic pieces of shit like you
>>97173849strange, schizos are usually well known for their random outbursts
>>97173743>shout at them >shout at them again wtf is wrong with you, you piece of shit
>>97173901By his own admission, he's a schizo
>>97173743I hope the lesson you learned from this was that" "there usually is a reasonable explanation and that most people are reasonable people just trying to do their job so you shouldnt yell at them like a flaming faggot" and not "being a fag worked out so I will always be a fag."
>>97173839im sorry your dad beat a lack of impulse control into you, if you had a father
>>97173923what do you think was the lesson that I learned? get angry, get free stuff? think for a second, and don't become one of these retards >>97173901 >>97173917 >>97173945
> have multiple decklists in moxfield for the same deck but with different states of completeness> accidentally delete the correct one
>>97173991I've done this...
>>97173974>get angry, get free stuff?yes, nog behaviour. good of you to out yourself.on you go now, riot with your crew and get some jordans and iphones!! :D
>>97173743>shout at themholy based/chad
>>97171111>tqNo one ever expects the red murder
>>97174119Because it's 5 fucking mana. They might not expect a murder, but they know you are planning something with 5 fucking mana up
>>97174145You're no fun
>>97174148No, I'm just rational.
>>97174079then you are assuming wrong :D
>sunforger >Cathers>Path>Swords>Tefari's>Deflecting Swat>Cleaver concealment >Blasphemous act>Doubling tokens that are doubled, and then doubled againPlaying against boros is such a fucking snore.
>>97171111>Post your favorite red cardIt doesn't get much more Red than this, and I've always had a soft spot for Entwine.
>>97173372No, because I don't think it's the way Red should generate value.
>>97174385I don't have half of those cards in any of my decks have you tried not playing against trannies FACT
>>97174401So, you're half-tranny? Did you get top or bottom while waiting to get the other?
>>97174417I'm intersex
>>97173465FUCK YEAH!
>>97174119>>97174145>>97174148>>97174159Okay, but what about Desert Twister?
>>97174458>sorcery speedThough,still worth because a kill spell in green even at sorcery speed is hilarious.
>>97174385Sunforger packages really shine with a third color to draw upon. I prefer Black.
>>97174469I usually settle for Bramblecrush, but Song of the Dryads is strictly funnier
>>97174401Yeah, boros is for trannies
Seems kinda good. Don't know why I've never seen it played
>>97174119I run this simply because nobody sees it coming People don't even consider that red has access to "destroy target creature" and it's easier than ever to get the mana
>>97174594Because MDFCS are teh suck
>>97174594It's not really good. All your permanents have ward 1 and you get to ignore damage pings. That's it. For 4 mana? Not worth it.
>>97174594It's really good. All your permanents have ward 1 and you get to ignore damage pings. That's it. For 4 mana? Worth it.
>>97174621>>97174625
which one is gonna be most fun for naya tokens? baylen seem to be the most obviously strong one, also got a soft spot for rabbits, but how many decks it has gives me bit of an ick
>>97174697Token decks are so tranny coded
>>97174697These are all unfun for different reasons
>>97174697Pick this
I’m actually starting to believe these blogposts. Had a guy take a 10 minute turn 3 just to tutor both thoracle pieces after saying his deck is a 2, THEN pulls out artifact vivi claiming it’s nonstandard. Lgs was packed with no tables so we (and nearby tables) ended up just laughing him out of the pod at how comical it was watching him t1 rhystic and fowing a sol ring, thought the boomer at my pod was having a heart attack when he couldn’t breath laughing.
>>97174697>how many decks it has gives me bit of an ickThen we're in agreement that you choose Rith. Life and Limb!
>>97174697I like saprolings more than rabbits, so Rith is the best.Objectively speaking however, Baylen is the strongest and has the most decks for a reason..>>97174708You see what you want to see wherever you look
>>97174697I've had a Rith deck for a while, and while the effect isn't bad, it's difficult to make work.If you play against people without brain damage, you're never getting the effect.If you're playing against people with brain damage, it's too strong.You can't win.
>>97174726This is a hat set
>>97174697the TRUE token master
>>97174780No it's a glorified trampoline
Yo dawg, we heard you like kicker, so we gave your kicker spells a kicker so you can kick it while you get your kicks.
Why don't I see this played more
>>97174697Tbh baylen is such a good token payoff that she's probably worth putting in a rith deck. At the end of the day, however, it's a matter if you want the generation or the payoff in your zone>>97174708>"Tokens? Tranny strategy">"Pfft landfall? Also for troons">"Spellslinger? Ywnbaw (witch)">"Theft? Hands off my cards tranny">"Reanimate? Sorry only troons play that">"Aristocrats? Sac yourself to the 41%"You people are so exhausting
>>97174780And? People limiting their decks because of some moral grandstanding is just an excuse they can throw out when they lose because they played "fair."
>>97174800Was it ever?
>>97174800I use it for (un)fun damage loop combos
>>97174730Money doesn't make you a good player. There are a lot of idiots with money, and twice as many idiots with proxies that can't pilot.
>>97174697Rith.
Flourishing defenses rose from 20.cents to $15 overnight
>>97174923Yep. I don't look forward to see that deck ever other pod in a few months.
>>97174730I have played so many cards with net decked fully anime proxied cEDH decks who don't know how to play their decks and take 15 minute turns after casting AdNaus or breach trying to figure out how to win because they don't know how their own deck works. Why go through the trouble of proxying and sleeving up a net deck then going to an LGS and playing other people when you don't even know what you're doing? Atleast goldfish at home so you understand how your own deck works, retards. Most of these people are tatted up rainbow haired college age kids. I don't care if you're using a netdeck full of anime tiddy proxies, but at the very least you should know how your own deck works.
>>97174927Glad I bought 4 I guess. I'm probably going to sell them and build a budget deck for $60
>>97174805>>"Tokens? Tranny strategy">>"Pfft landfall? Also for troons">>"Spellslinger? Ywnbaw (witch)">>"Theft? Hands off my cards tranny">>"Reanimate? Sorry only troons play that">>"Aristocrats? Sac yourself to the 41%">You people are so exhaustingFucking this
>>97174949>played so many cardsMeant to say so many games
There would probably be a bunch of copyright issues with trying to make WWE cards.
>>97174965People like WWE?
>>97174976It depends. Right now, it's in a waning period. I was just thinking about it because Cena is wrestling his last match in a matter of hours.
>sweaty izzet player combo player>glorious end on his turn 3 in response to his jeskas will>he doesnt have any counters up>based>discontinuity on his turn 4>timestop on his turn 5>exalted flamer of tzzentch gives timestop back>he hasnt drawn a card since turn 3>”wow I cant play at all, just watching you guys…”I was a bitch and told him what he tells everyone during his infinites: hold more interaction
>>97174787The only true aggro deck in edh
>>97174976WWE is still kino. The Codester and the Rock's cousin Roman Reigns are in the new Streetfighter movie.
>>97175071Excuse me?
>>97175091>5 mana>only pumps one creature Jetmir gives +3/0, doublestrike and trample to everything bro. He turns even Birds of Paradise in to beatsticks.
>>97175109Dies to removal
>>97175109Go tall is just as aggro as go wide, retard.
>>97174805Yes anon, MLD and combo are the only masculine heterosexual ways to play. Everything else is tranny play.FACTACT
>>97175069I hope this is a true story.
>>97175170Ironically those are quite literally the most tranny ways to play
>>97175091>5 mana>>97175163>6 manaThis isn't aggro. This is midrange Timmy shit.
Only green players are trannies because of the low iq requirement.
>>97175193Nope, dilate troon.
>>97175194Yeah honey you just need to get smacked in the dick by a competent xenagod player to shake you out of your newfaggotry
>>97165885Could be me... Which city?
>>97175211If you don't win through combat damage you're literally a tranny
tutortrannies
>>97175227Xenagos is the theros god of trannies. U gay bro
>>97175238Look man. Due to my depression, and growing up poor in a shitty trailer with a tiny ass water heater so I each of my family member only had hot water for 1 person to shower a day, and therefor only showering two times a week amd keeping that bad habit even into adulthood where now I can shower all day long and never not have hot water. Even I find this level of bad hygiene disgusting.
>>97175255Objectively wrong. He's the God of titties and beer and mosh pits and deer girls.
You guys fight over the dumbest shit.
>>97175260It's just obese people. That's it. Once you get that big you can't clean yourself properly, and your clothes don't fit. Obese people leave shit, piss, sweat, and lymphatic fluid everywhere they go it's nightmarish.
>>97171398Are you running Gray Merchant?How about Extort creatures?There's also this guy.
>>97175287
>>97175302Jesus Christ the cost of this when now you can get it for 1 green
>>97175306You can't get this for one G
>>97175306I think green has like one fight spell not involving your own creature.
>>97175287What is the charge? Enjoying an argument? A succulent argument?
>>97175321I see you know your faggotry well.
>>97175306Read it again
What do you guys think of the new Noctis as a commander?
>>97175337I like him I feel like he's a good ninja Commander
>>97174697Jinnie Fay is really underrated, not sure why Sure Jetmir is gonna finish a game way faster, but realistically he's getting removed instantly while people will let Jinnie stay around, and she's effectively +2/0 or +1/1 and haste for tokens + her changing any token, not just creature ones leads to stupid interactions
>>97175333>>97175306>nowLmao it was even in the same block
>>971753062G is the closest and they errated it
>>97175337Man we were so close to having an esper flicker commander...
>>97175355She's not played because she doesn't do shit
>>97175280He's the transsexual god of degenerate sex and furries
>>97175376based
>>97175370Read it again retard>You control
>>97174697Baylen > Jinnie Fay > RithJinnie Fay is ok but really only shines when you build her for combos. Baylen is gets better value if you're playing fair and is a better combo card than she is. Rith is fried boomer dogshit. If you want to be performative and act like you're an oldhead who's been there you can play him for brownie points among dumb newfag friends but know deep down that he sucks and you aren't cool for playing him.
>>97175280He is literally the god of fedora tipping. He explicitly didn't enjoy the revels, but was using their energy to fuel his ascension so he could prove that the gods were nothing.
>>97175280sorry but all he's about is hedonism and ego, which is what fuels woke culture and trannies
>>97175442Good point, what are some based trad commanders?
>>97175394>>97175442Go back
just reprint this fucking shit already
>>97175453
>>97175494Its only 2 years old and they've printed like 3 or 4 other token doublers in white since.
Looking for: cards like Windfall to help everybody draw cards in grixis to help make my kefka deck more fun and less hand drain obnoxiousness. I wanna be kefka the clown. Bonus if discard or blink synergy
>>97175494>this and pic related which you want in any token deck with white puts you at 100$ with just 2 staples people still wonder why proxies are getting popular
>>97175532fuck
>>97175532I cracked 2 mondraks, an eslpeth, and ojer taj. Why proxy
>>97175532Token doublers are just retard win more bait.They aren't run at in high 4s and CEDH, only at scrub 3 tables.
>>97175532I was building a group hug deck and it was 200 dollars before I got to any wincons
>>97175546ok
>>97175592Seethe lucklet
>>97175532>gettingThey've been popular for quite a while. Years, really. It's largely just this thread that cries
>>97175522Could just go with the group hug classics like howling mine, kami, or font of mythos.If you wanna use it to damage them at the same time you are both in the colors for Nekusar and Scrawling Crawler fits into every deck.I'm running howling mine, nekusar and crawler in mine but it's from the start build in a way that i can alternate playing Abaddon and Kefka
>>97175546>buying packs
>>97175606If they were accepted, you wouldn't buy bootlegs to pass off as real.
>>97175620People don't really do that though.
>>97175584hmm, i wonder if that might be because in these brackets people win only through combo or locking down the boardsurely not, otherwise that would make any card outside of 1% of cards played there a card for shitters
Elspeth is the best
>>97175621Yes they do. Otherwise everyone would just have sharpied basics or laser printer paper in front of basics.
>>97175628People generally do just print out shit from their printers and just stick them in front of lands. Or they get proxies that are clearly proxies due to weird art and borders. Or they get ones that do not have a holo stamp and say "NOT FOR SALE"Getting chinese counterfits is far more a pain in the ass than going to MPCI think you are no games
>>97175623The best way to use token doublers is as combo pieces in shit like Ghave, the problem is that they're expensive combo pieces both in mana value and price. Worst of both worlds.
>>97175644>Everyone does what I do!!!!! N-no games!!!Retard.
>>97175644>Go to taoboa>Put things in a shopping cart>200 bootlegs for 50 dollars or less of whatever you want they will only fail the green dot testSuch effort. It's more effort to fill out MPC fill and print it yourself for inferior results.
>go to make custom Smaug token card>like $20>okay a little steep but yolo>$45 shipping in countryWhat in the fuck. I can buy >>97175538or >>97175494 for less.
>my deck is a real deck and I am a real womanNothing more tranny than being a proxytroon
>>97175746this but buyfags
Reject proxyEmbrace the alter
>>97175739Anon. You can make whatever you want for a card in any format you want and take it to a print shop and get it printed for 14 cents a page for cardstock.What are you doing
Question about the second ability on this card:"Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card’s other abilities."Does this persist across zones? Aka let's say I use it on a creature and my opponent kills it, does it then gain this ability in the graveyard?
Too bad.
>>97175772This should be real
>>97175769No. Only stickers persist across zones.
>>97175769No, due to the "other ability" clause.You play it from the command zone, have it die, go to the graveyard, exile it and send it back to the command zone
We ever figure out the best (funnest) way to build dis bitch?
>oh shit, is that a commander so brain dead simple it's the face of a precon so retards can understand it?!>How do I build this bros?!
>>97175795the best is free spells cedh tryhardthe most fun is probably something like living weapons
the funniest is 3+ manarock tribal
>>97175675>taoboaFucking who? what? The fuck are you talking about?
>>97175806>You can only build commanders ONE WAYNPC shit
>>97175825Do you need help solving this equation too? X+2=4?You are too idiotic to be snarky about such an obvious paint by numbers commander .
>>97175838NPC shit
I’m thinking of making a bloodbender deck, with a few pet cards like denying wind and sadistic sacrament but blood tokens are kind of a pain to make in dimir, which is what I want to use for waterbending costs, especially for secret of blood bending. Mostly vampire synergy, any standouts that aside from transmutation font?
>>97175841So you can't solve the equation?Clearly you bought a pass, otherwise how could you solve captcha
>>97175844
kot like dragon shield box
>>97175856Cute meowser
>>97175846Ok NPC
>>97175879The irony.
>>97175849me on the left>>97175856cute
We got some real gwumpy gus's in here tonight. Whats a matter, bummed about another dateless Saturday?
>>97175897You're here too man.
>>97175897Yes
>>97175856That is a cat
>>97175897I'm just genning bullshit for cards while my wife is having me watch wrestling with her even though I don't care.
>>97175913Give us more gens
>>97175919Guess the card.
>>97175922General kreat?
>>97175927No
>>97175922Impact tremors
>>97175950It's reaver cleaver
>>97175955Wow I'm a retard
>>97175856https://youtu.be/q-ELetcW6wI?t=21
>realize I haven't posted here since Spider-Man launched>UB literally drove me out of the hobby exactly as predictedWeird feeling.
>>97175974Nice blog post
Card sellerI am going to commander nightAnd I need only your strongest MLD
>>97175980Thank you <3
Should I consider including this card in my Edric deck?Getting a treasure token whenever it deals combat damage could provide decent mana acceleration.Since the deck already runs 3 other flying pirates, I might generate up to three treasures during combat.My main concern is the 3-mana cost for just a flying creature—especially when I could run something like Faerie Miscreant for only 1 mana, which also counts as a rogue for Notorious Throng synergy.For context, I'm already using Emrakul's Messenger (the one that creates Eldrazi Spawn when you draw your second card each turn).
>>97175989Strongest? I mean, it's Armageddon. But I have pic related in my Neera deck because I think it's funny to cast a Lightning Bolt and accidentally cast "Planetary Annihilation". Pretty good at knee-capping my opponents too since so much of the early game with Neera is just shitting out mana rocks to even get her on the field.
>>97175989
>>97175989You can't handle my MLD. It is too strong for you.
>>97175913>>97175922terrible ai slop
>>97176051based, stable diffusion is for chuds groksloppa is for chads
>>97175989>exile everything>set life to 1None stronger
>>97176056>furry ai slopkys
>>97176067mtg rats are furries though
>Vorniclex now counts as MLDOk
>>97176071More
>>97176056Looks good, glad you have a tool you like. I would just rather have tools like GFC and etc that Grok doesn't have, or at least didn't last time I checked it out.
>>97176056>>97176201I like nano banana personally.
>>97176123Only again UBshitters, and they deserve their tears.
>>97176225Huh?
Any fun ideas for an alternate UB Yuriko that isn't taimanin?
>>97176235the Shredder before WoTC does it.
>>97176235Female Smoke from mortal combat
>>97176242but that's for a greasefang deck
>>97172087Keene is fun as the 99, imo, not as commander. I keep her in my Maze's End deck, though Child of Alara is the commander.(Big blocker, non-land permanent boardwipes don't affect muh gates)
>>97172906EXTREMELY rare good AI proxy, even the coomerishness is kept relevant and not excessive.
>>97173053What did you do, anon?
>>97173045the command zone is 99% free of all that shit, they are obviously as liberal and leftleaning as every other mainstream producer, but their games are focused on gameplay and cool decks. there was one recent exception, but other than that they've been golden imo.
>>97176325uh you mean game knights? The one that had a drag show match?
>>97176325>>97176354
>>97173045>>97176325>>97176366Also if you're going to watch Command Zone, the SponsorBlock extension is M A N D A T O R YSomething like half an hour of their show is fucking ad reads
>>97176354>>97176366>one recent exceptionwow you posted a singular recent example, i wonder which the exception I was talking about might have been hmmm
>>97176383Gee I wonder if more recent behavior is indicative of the direction something is going in!
>>97176383Never heard of the one drop theory?
>>97176392If there was any merit to that, you would have stopped playing magic a long time ago.
>>97176366Remember when trannies were a joke and we would all make fun of drag? I member.
>>97176389>buy 10 loaves of bread>1 is moldy, the other are fine>throw all 10 awayI agree you should consider not supporting the bakery if things keep coming out moldy though
>>97175453Heliod and Tivadar
Magic belongs to the troons, chuds. Sorry.
>>97176419epic
>>97176366Holy faggolli
>>97176411>run bakery>health inspector finds one rat in the kitchen>gets a failed health inspectionI don't need to wait to see more rats to know you're running an establishment that isn't doing enough to keep rats out of the kitchen.
>>97173432nigga mirelurks are crabs that got hit with 1950s-themed radiation
>>97175453Yawgmoth
>>97176316No idea. We always had a good time.
>>97176495You're not being honest with us, or yourself, or both then.
