GW kept mentioning space marines or even primarchs coupling with regular human women and it always took me out of it. Like how the fuck? Wouldn't she get ripped in half? But then it dawned on me. They just have tiny penises. Well not by human standards, but relative to body-size. Like think about it, why would you supersize the dick too when there literally do not exist women big enough to handle that size? So the simplest explanation is they just keep the penis size of a regular human.
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>>97172457Primarchs are twice normal height, maximum. So a proportionate dick size would be twice the average length of 5 to 6 inches. So they'd be packing 11 inch dicks on average, with about 9 1/2 inch girth. That's big, but manageable
>>97172457Gorilla effect.
>>97172457>GW kept mentioning space marines or even primarchs coupling with regular human womenNo they didn't.The handful of times it's ever been commented on is that they have big dicks because they're bigger in general.
>>97172457So engineer some 9 foot tall women too. It's not like they don't have the resources.
Their dicks get removed to put off the seduction of the dark gods.
>>97172960Doesn't Guilliman have like a gf and 2 sidechicks
>>97173157Not that I'm aware of.Fans made a bunch of artwork coupling Guill with that Eldar Yvinne lady, but that's just fans being coomers. There isn't anything official declaring or implying they had a physical relationship.
>>97173177Roboats mom "rewarded" him when he was a good boy as a classical Roman would
>>97172457>Bigger = more powerfulOi, dese gitz is stealin our schtick!
>>97172457Do you often think about cock OP?
Mersadie Oliton described Loken as 'equine' upon first meeting him (while he was changing).Then there was a Grey Knight attached to an Inquisitor's retinue"On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel.Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it."So apparently women don't think they're small.
>>97172483fpbp
>>97172483Bump
>>97172457No, but their fans do/obvious joke
>>97173103But the target audience thinks that girls have cooties and are icky while simultaneously also worshipping 80s actions films... many of which had romantic plots or sub plots between characters.
>>97172457Coupling? I've never seen it mentioned, Primarchs or Astartes. Fulgrim had a marriage I think, but it was based on politics. The Astartes know about sex, but don't understand it and their dicks don't work. And they probably have massive cawks.Merry Christmas everyone!
