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Finally figured it out! The DNDs' Fighter can beat all Fai!

You know how Fai can be fight with only Gold Iron? Problem is, literally nobody knows what Gold Iron is...

Dreadbone Heights, Mid Town Manhattan... Fighter is in Holi Mountain Inn 'n' Out... lots of 8x8s... that's when he realizes! Gold Iron is Gold + Iron!

Fighter gets Pickaxe like in mc... starts digging down! Falls!
'I'm literally the God of making water Buckets disappear so People get instantly assassinated by Ground!'
D*mn... Fighter has no more water Bucket! Wait... Spit is Water! Flips so Head falls first... spits! Lands on Spit... no Damage!
God is sad... literally explodes!
Fighter gets Gold Ore + Iron Ore...

Fighter goes to 711, uses Microwave, sets to literally 9999 degree C...
Puts Basket of Gold Ore + Iron Ore inside, lets cook for hours... does p*ss... takes out of Microwave...
You know how Gordon Ramses tests Hotness by drinking straight from frying Pan? Fighter does same... holy sh*t is hot!
Takes Basket, buys Mold of Greatsword from 711, pours Gold + Iron inside, waits overnight... now has Gold Iron Greatsword!

Court of Fai... Spring, Fall, Sumer, Winter!
First is Spring... first thing thought of? You know where this is going!
Goes to fnaf Restaurant, finds John Afton... Spring Lock and Spring Trap!
'hidden Assassin technique : GoldiLocck Smash !'
John Afton... dead... Court of Fai : Spring literally dead!

Next is Fall... first thing thought of? Paladin falling...
Fai is there! 'Smoke Pots of Weed!'
Paladin says 'No! Against 10 Commandments! Willl fall!'
Fai : 'Smoke Weed!'
Paladin : 'OK' Takes Bong... about to let it rip like literally like beyblade!
Fighter appears... holding Gold Iron Greatsword!

You watch Lindy Beige? Medieval Historian, Sword Master... proved English Martial Arts superior than Indian... IMA parries Sword, EMA parries Arm!
Fighter does better... not just parry Arm, but whole Torso!
Fai throws Stomach forward... Fighter parries Torso!
Court : Fall literally dead!
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