What ever happened to human male fighter posting
>what happened to nogames political outrage spammingWho cares? Hopefully everyone doing it died
>>97180263Those posters died of cock overdose.
>>97180279It was a big part of why zoomers voted for Trump.
>>97180263Too busy playing games. Only the nogames are left.
>>97180406>human male fighter only posters>playing anything other than penises.Good joke.
>>97180263Hopefully rangebanned, or choked on too much semen
I love human male fighter threads.Pic related: my human male fighter.
>>97180263Charlie Kirk got shot so /ptg/ went into overdrive, leaving /pol/tard tourists with zero free time to invade other boards
>>97180263Here's the average human male fighter, with noble (royalty) background, in 2025
>>97180995Whats the problem?
>>97180995>no armorit's shit
>>97180263Schizoid bots and shitposters moved on to other shitposts.
If you're a martialcuck and you're reading this thread: You are not entitled to do supernatural things. You are not entitled to be able to do the same thing the wizard can do. You are not entitled to be able to do whatever you want. That is why RPGs have rules, child, they are there so the game doesn't involve into infinity-plus-one playground-child-fighting. But you don't understand that. You spend your life watching movies where a little 12-year-old in a skirt swung a scythe the size of a car into a robot's torso. You grew up watching fast-talking ironic nu males talking really fast and making gay little jokes that aren't really funny but they're talking really fast and there are cartoons so it's funny, talking about how D&D is crap and why you should play this crap class over that crap class. haha we have to say crap cause otherwise our tranny girlfriend will get mad at us for swearing. So funny! No. You are stupid, and your faux-masculine "big strong guys" obsession is not only gay but shows you are probably overcompensating for a small penis. "Wahh why aren't martials good" but they are good. I've been playing fighter characters for years. My friends don't understand why. "Anon why are you playing a fighter they are such shit in this edition" because I enjoy them and I enjoy the classic fantasy archetype they represent, of a hero fighting the evils of magic. Oh wait but that magic is OP so I have no chance. And instead of nerfing it, you fucking fags want to turn D&D into anime, where you can't even play a proper fighter anymore because all your fighter powers are "I get so mad I burst into flames" and "I shout so much and go super sayan" or whatever other gook shit you've been watching/reading lately. Kill yourselves. You actively shit up the hobby and I genuinely enjoy shitting on martials when I DM. Because I can smell out you "I wanna throw mountains and kill LITERAL FUCKING GODS" faggots from a mile away. You're all the same.
>>97181826who hurt you?
>>97181826Die seething, magefaggot
>>97181847>who hurt you?omfg bro who HURT you bro who HURT you??? If you don't like what I like it must be because someone hurt you in your past!! Omfg if you don't like my human male fighter being uber strong with jap eyes and spiky hair like in my Dragonballz anime I watched as a kid that my mom put on to distract me while she went upstairs to get fucked by the mailman, and my character be able to throw entire buildings and scream super loud and make people's heads explode, and other anime autistic shit, then clearly you're just mad that your girlfriend dumped you when you were 19. Dude just chill out bro just chll out and smoke some weed bro! Who pissed in your cheerios? Why are you so mad? Dude just go down to the BARCADE and drink CRAFT IPA BEERS bro!!! and play OLD RETRO VIDEO GAMES bro! Oh look, it has exposed red brick walls and it has mason jars with light bulbs in them, that's so creative bro! Dude I love this new cocktail bro, it's named after Avengers Endgame characters! Dude I just love paying for overpriced cartoon bullshit and funko pops at the age of 34 to celebrate my vasectomy! That's why I love playing a male human fighter, because I have big balls and I can fuck the fat woman in my polycule for hours without risking her getting pregnant, even though she's infertile already from all the SSRIs she takes! That's what being a male human fighter is about, taking care of our polycule's son even though we don't know which one of us actually fathered him, just like how I defend the local village from kobolds, and I don't do it with a sword or grit, I do it by screaming really loud and all the kobolds die then I throw a wagon at one cause I rolled a HECKIN FUCKIN EPIC NATURAL 20.
>>97180263They all tried not playing D&Dogshit and are actually having fun now.
>>97181826>>97182988
>>97181826>where a little 12-year-old in a skirt swung a scythe the size of a car into a robot's torso.Wait I watched that!
>>97180263It died. Memes do that. They stop being funny, and around a year or two later people stop posting it.
>>97183695>They stop being funny>stopThat implied it was ever funny in the first place
>>97180263>human male fighter>posts a battlemageRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERTWHOAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>97181826>>97182988You're actually mentally ill and I don't say this lightly. Please seek help.
