>only elves have access to magic and can be casters
Traditional Dwarves?
>>97193417Only elves can cast, but mana is stored in dwarfs balls
What if magic can be used externally rather than internally? What happens if you give a human some glowing orb or stick that enables them to cast magic?
>>9719343295% chance of brain explosion, 4% chance of turning evil, 1% chance of turning into an evil lich
elf magic requires mana which is energy and energy is stored in fat, therefore the most powerful elf mages are the fattest elves, of which there are zero
>>97193518Magic is stored in the tits.
>>97193531elves max out at like 11% bodyfatyou're lucky if they have C cups
>>97193531this implies only female elves can cast magicwtf do the male elves do
>>97193397That's a human with divine lineage
>>97193543Muscular and perky elven cheeks...What the fuck is this retarded new capcha
>>97193397We'll just have to milk the elves then.
>>97193432>>97193397this ut the only way for non elves to use magic is to use bodyparts and substances From elves. there are full on elf milking factories for this purpose and elf industrial butcheries as well.
>>97193397Okay, my male human fighter will just have sex with his magic sword then.
I concur.
>>97193397...and?
>>97193432That is what I prefer in my games, magic can only be accessed either via magical items or via stronger creatures allowing humans to lend their power via warlock contracts with entities or divine blessings from deities.
>>97193397Was never an elf and traditional games?
>>97193397Traditional games?
Myth 1: Elves were not born on this world. They were stars or spirits from the Astral Sea who fell in love with the material world's beauty. They crafted bodies of flesh to touch the flowers and taste the water, but in doing so, they became trapped in the cycle of mortality.Elves are melancholic. They don't "die"; they fade. They view other races as "mud-born"—native to the dirt, whereas Elves are trapped tourists.Myth 2:The world was a chaotic, overgrown garden of monsters (Dragons, Giants). The Gods created Elves as the "Gardeners" to prune the chaos. Their long lives are necessary because the work of civilizing nature takes centuries.Elves are militant perfectionists. They view Orcs, Goblins, and even Humans as "weeds" that grow too fast and choke the garden. High Elves favor this myth.Myth 3: The Changelings (The Folk/Horror Myth)The Belief: (Held by Humans and Dwarves) Elves are not real people. They are fey spirits who steal human infants and replace them, or they are reflections in mirrors that stepped out. They have no souls, which is why they don't sleep (trance).You cannot trust an Elf. They simulate emotion but do not feel it. If you kill an Elf, their body turns to leaves or mist.
>>97193397
There already is a gameless general elf-shitposting and no-games daydreaming stuff thread.
>>97194725And nothing. OP is a script running to create insipid threads to make the board Whittier. I'm sure this thread's OP has been posted before if you go back.and search in the archives.
