I'm joining a one shot on Saturday and I need a character.Link me a character sheet, and in exchange I'll return with green texts of the character's exploits.If I get to pick, I'd like a Dwarven Artificer, but I'll play anything.I'm an inveterate role-player but I haven't played in quite a while; I think I still have all the 3e rules memorized though.You can specify a personality if you have one in mind, but mostly I need a character sheet.Rules:D&D 5e 2024Official materials onlyOptimized or not is fine.Concept:Members of a long dispanded mercenary group meet up in Waterdeep.
>>97205065A Franciscan monk. Multiclass monk/clericRefuse to use any abilities except for taking unarmed cheap shots when somebody strays too near, and healing. And has a mule and a cart.And 2 kegs of spiced wine.Your personal goal is to deliver this spiced wine to an abbey that is wherever the party happens to be going.If the mule is killed, your goal becomes vengeance.If a team member is killed, your goal becomes safely returning the body(ies) to the cart for burial at your end destination.
>>97205065This looks like shit.
>>97205065>I'm too lazy to spend 45 minutes making a character, you do it! Spoonfeed me!How about go fuck yourself?
>>97205143Addendum: the friar is also an overweight alcoholic who is constantly drinking from said kegs, which will be empty by the time they party arrive at their destination.
>>97205385>Too lazy to make his own character>Also generates some dogshit slopOP is a colossal faggot
>>97205065female tiefling sorlock with a dommy mommy patron
>>97205065>Lazy slopper too lazy to just have Chat GPT make itPahtetic
>>97205065Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.Special Attacks: Improved grabSpecial Qualities: ScentSaves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8Feats: Alertness, TrackEnvironment: Temperate forestsOrganization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)Challenge Rating: 4Treasure: NoneAlignment: Always neutralAdvancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)Level Adjustment: —
Make a Paladin (like they were in 3.5, not that gay shit where they can be anything but LG), but play him as a fanatic Jihadist fighting to spread Word of the Prophet. Bonus points if you have Jews in the vicinity.
