Think edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97195395 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:https://aosg.github.io/https://sigdex.io/>Thread question:Was there a christmas model reveal or is GW so lazy this year they didn't even repose red gobbo in cad again?
post your favorite lore blurb, /aosg/
>alt tqWhen do you call your army "done"? 2000 points? When you have one of everything? Never?
>>97206998Being able to field every possible combination of models that sum up to 2000 point legal army feels like "done"
>>97206998When you stop having fun making dudes for them obviously.
>>97207003Well, that would change from edition to edition for one thing. Do you include goofy things like "oops all nurglings" in your definition or do you mean more like one or two reinforced units
>>97207026As many nurglings as the rules allow you to field, evenif it's dysfunctional>edition changeThat usually comes with new models anyway, so you're never done when you factor in continous releases
>>97206994Hard to pick a favorite when there's hundreds of entries to choose from. But I think this is a nice one.
>>97206969>tqThere was this nutcracker red gobbo. Most 40k people weren't too happy apparently but I kinda like him. There's also probably going to be a reveal on the 25th, likely some ultramar stuff.>>97206998>alt tqDepends very much on the army in question honestly. I'm perfecrly happy just putting together a warcry warband or the spearhead for that faction and leaving it at that. I'm really bad at forcing myself to paint models I don't like the look of so I thi k I'll only really expand the armies I like almost everything of. Well, in theory, in practice I'm still just working on my lizzies.
>>97206994Not the best, but i like the twist
Any kind anons got the latest blacktalon ep?
>>97206994The 3e tome was a little too mudcore grimdark for me, but this cutout from it is what Cities of sigmar is all about.
>>97207026I think once you find that army you really love these retarded list builds start passing through your subconscious and sounding funnier and funnier regardless of how stupid or expensive it would be
>>97206969What the fuck is this tq. You aren't supposed to make a tq that has a singular answer its supposed to encourage discussion you fucking retard
reposting from the last thread. a collection of all 2nd Edition Battletomes.gofile[DOT]io[SLASH]d[SLASH]SkEqRK
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>>97207084Yet here you are discussing it
My Stormcast? FatMy Vandus? HammerhandedMy Delta? igneousKorghos Khul? MoggedThis is peak comfy.
>>97207099>Korghos Khul? Moggedlol, lmao even. get gramps to the retirement home and let the actual chads run this.
>>97207102He will get an ascended version next edition, won't he?
>>97207099Fatcasts pauldrons and flaring chestplates will never not look like utter shit
>>97207107Plausibly. HoS and MoN got named princes, I don't think it's unlikely that BoK and DoT will get their own at some point.
>>97206998When you can field a 2k you're happy with, with some other options to mix it up a little
>>97207091This was posted by the DOKchaser and is just Natalie Mars pegging videos
>>97207119Hell yeah
>>97207111My only complaint about Fatcasts is we didn't get a Paladin WHU warband with a female Retributor.
>>97207099>>97207111I like the fatcast I've painted, but I'll also like the twinkcast I will paint in the future. I am telepathically summoning steel and red stormcastanon(I know you're still here you little fucker, post your cool minis)
>>97207119Wait wth, she is legitimately hot. Don't do this to me anon please, I want to have kids one day...
>>97207119I can't believe he not only made that but also kept posting it for years and didn't know.
OBR when....
>>97207135Pic related. But also I'm not really a porn watcher
>>97206496>>97206638>we're normally kind of spiteful and retarded>spitefulI feel like when this place isn't being bombarded by shitstirrers (and tards taking the bait) this place is actually pretty chill and helpful. Sure you'll get your autistic bingo discussion once in a while, but on the whole it's a good time. Thing is there's like 2 aos sucks bait threads up in the catalog that are funnily enough acting like a lightning rod diversion for the usual suspects, so we've been enjoying some nice peace and quiet.>retardedFair enough lel>>97207107>>97207114I think whitefang mentioned that daemon khul would be coming, but "not as soon as you'd think" or somehing like that, whatever it means. Maybe it's going to be like an end of edition kinda thing?
I finished the moldlines on my brimstones and was looking at paint schemes.Saw the silver tower ones and man the store page ones are just painted worse, to be fair all horrors look worse than their silver tower counterparts.James really need to update a lot of webstore pictures.
>>97207146>not as soon as you'd thinkWatch him come back as a chaos spawn or even better - a daemon mount of some new le epic named character kek.
>>97207146It's probably worth making an AoS hate thread all the time as a containment zone.
Also I want updated pink horrors in this style, blue ones still look good.Just update the entire tzeentch demon range.
>>97207168Blue ones look good because they're newer. They were made afte Silver Tower, while pinks are still wfb crap
They should make a Be'lakor RoR so he can be fielded in any Chaos army.
>>97207163>khul gets ridden by a strong independent woman of color Some would envy his fate.
>>97207181We need more female asian faces.
>>97207176>Blue ones look good because they're newer. They were made afte Silver Tower,Yeah but I somehow find the silver tower ones even better, cant say exactly why>while pinks are still wfb crapThe current pinks still look fine but I prefer the rounder body of the silver tower one, also more standing poses and less tail jumps.
>>97207189>>97207181God I wish that was me
>>97207168pink horrors are the only ones that need updatingflamers and screamers are good, the chariot is fine, the greater demon works, and it's ok for the blue horrors to be gremlin-looking little shits it's just the pink horrors that are bad from design to pose and execution of the kit, and are the actual old releaseupdate pink horrors, make a dual kit of forsaken/tzeentch chosen, a cavalry of tzeentch chosen on spawn steeds, make a silver tower as scenery piece and the range will be fine for years to come (provided they also get back the chaos warshrine and mutalith)
>>97207215>(provided they also get back the chaos warshrine and mutalith)and the sphiranx and the chaos beasts
>>97207224and the cypher lords
>>97207135The thread where he found out who was doing the "pegging" was one of this year's funniest. Up there with the one where some shitstirrer tried to pass of reddit stormcast as his own by cropping the image and editing the filename, but got clocked and btfo immediately.
>>97207237He's gonna respond to this and tell you he wasnt mad he just brought it up unprompted 6-7 days after it was posted and definitely wasn't stewing over it for days
>>97207215>pink horrors are the only ones that need updating. flamers and screamers are goodYeah they still look fine but flamers could definitely benefit from more dynamic poses especially because in their fluff they move like jumping bedsheet ghosts>the chariot is fine, the greater demon worksYeah chariot is still fine and lord of change is the best greater demon sculpt >and it's ok for the blue horrors to be gremlin-looking little shitsPink should be bigger gremlin-looking shits like the silver tower one>it's just the pink horrors that are bad from design to pose and execution of the kit, and are the actual old releaseI mean they look fine, just not as good at they could >>97207168They should also remove the physical horn and banner and instead integrate them into the horror themselves like the old drum head and one horror being stretched with a tzeentch symbol on him.>update pink horrors, make a dual kit of forsaken/tzeentch chosen, a cavalry of tzeentch chosen on spawn steeds, make a silver tower as scenery piece and the range will be fine for years to come (provided they also get back the chaos warshrine and mutalith)I agree 100 percent. Also one anon mentioned something like pic related as a beast of nurgle equivalent and I want that.
>>97207119>pegging>dokHold on now. You've peaked my interest
>>97207119>>97207205There he is now
>>97207165>sir you're going to want to take a look at this>what's the problem son>so, it says here someone ordered 15 more shaerk threads, and 10 more kharadron codex ones>nothing out of the ordinary so far...>right, but here's where it gets weird. Take a closer look at who placed the order...>by God, it's... /aosg/ ?!
>>97207273Google that name and come back to tell us if you're based or not. Natalie a qt
Is there a link to the new Blacktalon ep?
do any of you fine gentlemen have a khorne battletome linl?
>>97207285That wil be my new wife and I will ensure that she plays DOK oops all melusai and we will play loser bottoms/receive serpent affirming care(double armbinder and legbinder) and I'm gonna lose on purpose forever until I can afford a ring bit also it's really hard to work as a snake when you're getting rutted by hemipenes multiple times daily
>>97207356Alright Morathi-poster not too much now
>>97207345gofile[DOT]io[SLASH]d[SLASH]HNVNmk
>>97207373ty senpai
>>97207389now if anyone could help >>97207333 we could be even more happy. my collection needs to grow. i need more warcry as well.
>>97207364Fuck you bitch, I love my mean, sexist wife who doesn't like me in the slightest
>>97207077>Duardin all leave the Cities for Fyreslayer holds in 4th What did he mean by this
>>97207402Me sleepy. Snake girls make me eepy. I'll post some warcry cards tmo
>>97206969> This thread is sponsored by troonhammer
>>97207417I think one of the usual rumourmongers stated that dorfs were staying, at least ruleswise, for the time being
>>97207435>tranny posts sigmar models to own a chud>reverse image search show it's a redditor>redditor is a trannyAoS fans really aren't escaping the allegations
>>97207435Don't think you can get away fake grog, post some goddamn miniatures.
>>97207435>>97207438literally rent free
>>97207441lighten up francis
The weekend is coming, get your hobby on, people. Share what you're gonna do this weekend.
>>97207439But you're the fake grog since you don't have any old miniatures?
I am once again requesting the latesr Path to Glory book: Blighted Wilds
Any gitz players here? How viable would an army based pretty much entirely around squigs and troggoths be? Not looking for a competitive list or anything, just want to make sure I get blown off the table every single casual game. I know manglers are currently trash for example, could I get away with still using one or two?
you should always check the butt of a miniature before purchase
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>>97207480Here's what I have: https://gofile.io/d/vW4zVp
>>97207459Not gonna be working on AoS this weekend unfortunately but here's some trees anyway
>>97207520Squigs and troggoths are both hovering in the 50 to 55% win rate. In the case of troggoths, theres limited options and they're all fine. In the case of squigs, Boingrot Bounders (5 man units of squig knights) are your best damage dealers, and a single Squigboss with Gnasha Squig foot hero is very important. Beyond that your choice of utility units is variablez but sporesplatta fanatics as a 1 of usually find their way into most lists regardless of sub faction. Regarding manglers, I believe that occasionally the loonboss on mangler places in tournaments if you really like it.
>>97207660oh, that's nice to hear. Thanks anon, appreciate it.
>>97207417I don't really think that's going to happen, but it's kind of fuckin miserable that it's not impossible, or even unlikely. The idea of GW spending a decade worldbuilding up aos and the factions within it, then completely changing a bunch of things, like faction identity, with basically no buildup really annoys me. I don't get it, and I don't see how it could be a good idea to foment that kind of worry in your consumerbase about buying shit that they're afraid will go away within a year or two
>>97207703they are trying to dripfeed fixes to the dumb decision they made at the start of the game instead of just ripping the band aid off completely with a new edition or something
>>97207703>spending a decade worldbuildingthrowing in a basket all the undesirable lines while spending the decade focusing on everything else but them is NOT spending the decade worldbuilding aos 1st edition was a pre-alpha stateall old fantasy models are placeholdersaos won't have its true first edition until 6th, just how in fantasy the first 3 editions were irrelevant and 4th and 5th were overruled by an actually coherent artistic direction in 6th
>>97207703>I don't see how it could be a good idea to foment that kind of worry in your consumerbase about buying shit that they're afraid will go away within a year or twosay what you want about FOMO, but it works
i cant wait for the mass genocide of all duardin and aelves in the cities of sigmarsigmar is the god of humanitycities are for humans, the lesser races should go back to their caves
>>97207776>sigmar is the god of humanityAnd ogres and gargants, apparently.
>>97207753>throwing in a basket all the undesirable lines while spending the decade focusing on everything else but them is NOT spending the decade worldbuildingNta but 10 years of fluff is world building, the models being old doesn't matter because most people thought they were stand ins for new models anyway. We lost the cosmopolitan aspect of CoS and with it much of its identity and appeal.>sigmar is the god of humanitycities are for humans, the lesser races should go back to their cavesHow about you fuck off from settlers gain and hysh first round ear.
>>97207785big baz is still a human
>>97206994That one time Sigmar turned one of Nurgle's champion into a Stormcast and it pissed him off so hard, it makes Khorne to stay calm
>>97207800>10 years of fluffit's not 10 years of fluffit's 5 minutes of fluff to be pushed into a corner to be forgotten until it's time to throw them out 10 years later
>>97207459I think I went overboard whilst airbrushing the glow, hoping I can claw it back with tactical highlights.
>>97207146I'LL SAY IT, I still don't think that as many anons were taking the bait. I'd hazard a guess a large portion of it was people responding to themselves or like 1-3 random anons trying to fuck shit up. Not that it matters anymore, that's back to 40k generals problem and I can enjoy my slow thread.>>97207459I some managed to lose my glue when my friends came over so Glutos is on pause, maybe I'll prime some more slaanesh and figure out a basic scheme for my archers.
>tzeentch had his own tribe of gargants I want that as a miniature
>>97207924make it yourself. make it look like you think it should look.
New Cities vs Helsmiths novel:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/lkos8rr0/tahlia-vedra-matches-fire-and-fury-with-the-helsmiths-of-hashut-in-a-new-black-library-novel/
>workupload com(/) file/2K3ghKRrDBtNew anime ep.The end of this one is crazy btw.
>>97207930i kneel
>>97207928>tahliaMeh she's not that interesting to me, at least from what I know from the battletome stuff. Is her first novel any good?Pretty cool art though
>>97207846You can highlight all you want, but if you don't shade the right side of his armor plate it won't sell. Osl only works if there's dark areas next to the lit ones.
>>9720775310 years of battletomes and novels don't count? They've had two different anthology books for CoS stories. You are coping. GW retconned it, it doesn't make any sense and GW don't give a shit
>>97207928I would be interested if tahlia wasn't in it
>>97207928Yo that art fucks
>>97207928I like the cityscape backdrop.>Evan DickenI didn't really check out his first Vedra novel, I just had no interest in the character. I've heard his Red Hours novella was pretty cool, but it's been a few years. Shade of Khaine was simply inoffensively adequate. Not great by any stretch, but okay.
>>97208049I think it's by Anna Lakisova. BL commissions her for book covers relatively frequently.
I get being mad at GW but calling whatever CoS had going on 10 years of fluff and world building is kinda pathetic ngl. As someone who’s religiously read early AoS until life decided to fuck me around mid 3rd and I haven’t read much the vast majority of CoS lore was the exact same paragraph, summary, and blurb theme repeated a hundred times. There was barely any exploration, barely any expansion, and next to no modern representation models wise. They were incredibly static even in campaigns where you’d think they’d have a lot of information about them like Firestorm. We can be mad but we gotta be honest man
>>97208062Infernadine be like>This realm is too humid.>The throne is killing my back.>My paws hurt.>I wish I was at home in Capilaria eating deserters.