Christmas is approaching, and so is another licensed choose-your-own-adventure book starring your favourite hedgehog!ATTENTION MODS - THIS IS NOT A QUEST THREAD, BUT A GAMEBOOK STORYTIMEOkay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGkX5V8bwek
Okay, now it's your turn to help stat Sonic up. To save time, I've already assigned the 5.
>>972076514 for Agility - that skill came in handy last time
>>97207651Let's put the 3 in Quick Wits
Okay, we've got Sonic's stats sorted. And awaaaaaay we go...
>HillsOR>River
>>97207744Hills
>>97207836
>This shouldn't be too hard to fix...OR>Look for clues
>>97207879Fuck it, it's insanely powerful technology that can warp time and space, how hard can it be?
>>97207907... this sounds like I'm making shit up to be lazy, but the pdf I'm using straight up doesn't have that section. In fact, it's missing sections 60-68. Probably should've checked beforehand.Anyway, let's look for clues!
>Fuck this, I'm outta hereOR>Hey, dickhead! What the fuck?
>>97207993Well, that surely won't have any effect on the overall narrative!>>97208014>Seriously, what the FUCK?
>>97208159I know, I know...
>3, 2, 1OR>1, 3, 2OR>2, 3, 1
>>97208225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
>>97208263Quicky, somebody roll 1d6+4!
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97208269Fuck!
>>97208301
>Better make sure the little shit's okay...OR>Oooh, lever!
>>97208406I mean, it's right there...
>>97208422Quicky, somebody roll 1d6+4!
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97208461Okay!
>>97208522
... okay, this book is missing the rest of section 233, so I THINK this is the correct part to go to.Anyway, roll 1d6+3!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d6 + 3)>>97208563GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>97208563OP, are you sure you want to carry on?
>>97208573
>>97208578It should be fine - I can intuit which section to go to fairly easily, thanks to the search function on Foxit
>CaveOR>Chemical Zone
>>97208634Might as well check the cave first, maybe there are so left-over rings we forgot about
>>97208649
>SONIC'S RINGS: 10>Check the glowy thingOR>Don't
>>97208721>glowing blue needleI feel like there's a joke about the movies I could make, but I can't figure out what it is.Anyway, we should check it out.
>>97208751>Pick it upOR>Don't
>>97208805I mean, it might be useful?
>>97208808... the Zone Chip was in the star post, wasn't it?jfc...
>COOLNESS: 3>SONIC'S RINGS: 0
>Fuck it up!OR>Sneak past
>>97208850It's slow, we're not. Fuck it's shit up!
>>97208881
>LeftOR>Right
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97208842>we're going to be actively hampered because whoever scanned this book fucked up>>97208929Only fair way to decide...
>>97208991... Section 61 is one of those missing, so left we go!
I actually had this book when I was younger! Have fun anons, I loved it!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97209042ffs...>>97209046Try this again...
>>97209059>Search the roomOR>Fuck it, this reeks... literally
>>97209080Fuck it, might as well take a look
>>97209356Quick, somebody roll 1d6+2!
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>97209423... okay?
>>97209538FUCK
>>97209538
... okay, Sections 100 and 101 are also missing, so I'm gonna have to skip ahead to what I think is the right section.>NorthOR>SouthOR>East
>>97209688North
>>97209813>RightOR>Left
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97209899
>>97209929>Straight onOR>Right
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97210001Ooh, so close to getting quads. Anyway, random dice roll!
>>97210095Yeah, story of my life... Anyway>RightOR>LeftStraight on will just take us back to >>97209688, so we're skipping it
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97210128
>>97210160We've already gone left and right, so straight on it is!
... and turning left will just take us to >>97209688, so the main tunnel it is!
>Wait a secOR>Don't
>>97210236Seems like this as good a time as any to start dropping eaves
>>97210285
>Fuck 'im up!OR>Y'know what? Let's see how this plays out
>>97210324This fucker is mercin' badniks with relative ease, let's hold back a sec
>>97210357
>Normal pathOR>Boat
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97210527
>>97210632
>Fuck 'im up!OR>Cheese it!
>>97210713Enough running! I choose violence today!
>>97210758The book is meant to specify WHICH stat to roll under, but the writers are being vague so I'll just say this was a Speed roll and say we auto-succeed.
Quick, somebody roll 1d+4!
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97210809Sure thing!
>GOOD LOOKS: 1
>WestOR>East
>>97210862>>97210866FUCK>>97210867East, I guess
>>97210878>Finder's keepers!OR>A good pirate never takes another person's property!
>>97210914https://youtu.be/_uS7C7kPs38?si=kciMLhe3NdPue-rm&t=16
>>97210965>SONIC'S RINGS: 10
>See if anyone's homeOR>Don't
>>97211004>See if anyone's home
>>97211028
>SONIC'S STUFFMapSmall brown bottle
>Check out that weird cloudOR>Don't
>>97211071>Check out that weird cloud
>>97211117
>Well, fuck you too, lardassOR>Cheese it!
>>97211147Let's talk to him - he'll want to tell us his entire plan
>>97211167Quick, roll 1d6+3!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d6 + 3)>>97211186
>>97211217
Okay, I'm having to make do with the missing sections, so here goes.
>FootpathOR>Raft
>>97211260Try the raft - it might have stuff left in it
>>97211287>Back to the footpathOR>Try the raftOR>Hey, there's this weird pole here...
>>97211339Weird pole!
>>97211373
>Get onOR>Don't
>>97211395>>97211398kek, we HAVE to get on
>>97211428>Full fareOR>Just to the gatesOR>I dunno, you tell me
>>97211460We should probably ask the driver for advice
>>97211477>Full fareOR>Just to the gates
>>97211537>>97211537Full fare, we need to go right into the heart of this bullshit
>>97211585
>Explore on footOR>Eat Fresh
>>97211659let's go pay a visit to the spyro crew
>>97211681... the subway is in a section that wasn't scanned, and exploring on foot just makes us go to the subway anyway, so I'm gonna have to skip ahead
>Spine FieldsOR>Bottle Bank
>>97211704Spine Fields sounds weird, might as well see what it's all about
>>97211738>Check out the Bottle BankOR>Fuck everything up!
>>97211785... let's check out the other place before we start smashing stuff
>>97211808>Go back to the Bottle BankOR>Fuck everything up!OR>Production Line
>>97211850>Fuck everything up!
