Christmas is approaching, and so is another licensed choose-your-own-adventure book starring your favourite hedgehog!ATTENTION MODS - THIS IS NOT A QUEST THREAD, BUT A GAMEBOOK STORYTIMEOkay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGkX5V8bwek
Okay, now it's your turn to help stat Sonic up. To save time, I've already assigned the 5.
>>972076514 for Agility - that skill came in handy last time
>>97207651Let's put the 3 in Quick Wits
Okay, we've got Sonic's stats sorted. And awaaaaaay we go...
>HillsOR>River
>>97207744Hills
>>97207836
>This shouldn't be too hard to fix...OR>Look for clues
>>97207879Fuck it, it's insanely powerful technology that can warp time and space, how hard can it be?
>>97207907... this sounds like I'm making shit up to be lazy, but the pdf I'm using straight up doesn't have that section. In fact, it's missing sections 60-68. Probably should've checked beforehand.Anyway, let's look for clues!
>Fuck this, I'm outta hereOR>Hey, dickhead! What the fuck?
>>97207993Well, that surely won't have any effect on the overall narrative!>>97208014>Seriously, what the FUCK?
>>97208159I know, I know...
>3, 2, 1OR>1, 3, 2OR>2, 3, 1
>>97208225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
>>97208263Quicky, somebody roll 1d6+4!
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97208269Fuck!
>>97208301
>Better make sure the little shit's okay...OR>Oooh, lever!
>>97208406I mean, it's right there...
>>97208422Quicky, somebody roll 1d6+4!
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97208461Okay!
>>97208522
... okay, this book is missing the rest of section 233, so I THINK this is the correct part to go to.Anyway, roll 1d6+3!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d6 + 3)>>97208563GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>97208563OP, are you sure you want to carry on?
>>97208573
>>97208578It should be fine - I can intuit which section to go to fairly easily, thanks to the search function on Foxit
>CaveOR>Chemical Zone
>>97208634Might as well check the cave first, maybe there are so left-over rings we forgot about
>>97208649
>SONIC'S RINGS: 10>Check the glowy thingOR>Don't
>>97208721>glowing blue needleI feel like there's a joke about the movies I could make, but I can't figure out what it is.Anyway, we should check it out.
>>97208751>Pick it upOR>Don't
>>97208805I mean, it might be useful?
>>97208808... the Zone Chip was in the star post, wasn't it?jfc...
>COOLNESS: 3>SONIC'S RINGS: 0
>Fuck it up!OR>Sneak past
>>97208850It's slow, we're not. Fuck it's shit up!
>>97208881
>LeftOR>Right
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97208842>we're going to be actively hampered because whoever scanned this book fucked up>>97208929Only fair way to decide...
>>97208991... Section 61 is one of those missing, so left we go!
I actually had this book when I was younger! Have fun anons, I loved it!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97209042ffs...>>97209046Try this again...
>>97209059>Search the roomOR>Fuck it, this reeks... literally
>>97209080Fuck it, might as well take a look
>>97209356Quick, somebody roll 1d6+2!
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>97209423... okay?
>>97209538FUCK
>>97209538
... okay, Sections 100 and 101 are also missing, so I'm gonna have to skip ahead to what I think is the right section.>NorthOR>SouthOR>East
>>97209688North
>>97209813>RightOR>Left
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97209899
>>97209929>Straight onOR>Right
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97210001Ooh, so close to getting quads. Anyway, random dice roll!
>>97210095Yeah, story of my life... Anyway>RightOR>LeftStraight on will just take us back to >>97209688, so we're skipping it
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>97210128
>>97210160We've already gone left and right, so straight on it is!
... and turning left will just take us to >>97209688, so the main tunnel it is!
>Wait a secOR>Don't
>>97210236Seems like this as good a time as any to start dropping eaves
>>97210285
>Fuck 'im up!OR>Y'know what? Let's see how this plays out
>>97210324This fucker is mercin' badniks with relative ease, let's hold back a sec
>>97210357
>Normal pathOR>Boat
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>97210527
>>97210632
>Fuck 'im up!OR>Cheese it!
>>97210713Enough running! I choose violence today!
>>97210758The book is meant to specify WHICH stat to roll under, but the writers are being vague so I'll just say this was a Speed roll and say we auto-succeed.
Quick, somebody roll 1d+4!
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d6 + 4)>>97210809Sure thing!
>GOOD LOOKS: 1
>WestOR>East
>>97210862>>97210866FUCK>>97210867East, I guess
>>97210878>Finder's keepers!OR>A good pirate never takes another person's property!
>>97210914https://youtu.be/_uS7C7kPs38?si=kciMLhe3NdPue-rm&t=16
>>97210965>SONIC'S RINGS: 10
>See if anyone's homeOR>Don't
>>97211004>See if anyone's home
>>97211028
>SONIC'S STUFFMapSmall brown bottle
>Check out that weird cloudOR>Don't
>>97211071>Check out that weird cloud
>>97211117
>Well, fuck you too, lardassOR>Cheese it!
>>97211147Let's talk to him - he'll want to tell us his entire plan
>>97211167Quick, roll 1d6+3!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d6 + 3)>>97211186
>>97211217
Okay, I'm having to make do with the missing sections, so here goes.
>FootpathOR>Raft
>>97211260Try the raft - it might have stuff left in it
>>97211287>Back to the footpathOR>Try the raftOR>Hey, there's this weird pole here...
>>97211339Weird pole!
>>97211373
>Get onOR>Don't
>>97211395>>97211398kek, we HAVE to get on
>>97211428>Full fareOR>Just to the gatesOR>I dunno, you tell me
>>97211460We should probably ask the driver for advice
>>97211477>Full fareOR>Just to the gates
>>97211537>>97211537Full fare, we need to go right into the heart of this bullshit
>>97211585
>Explore on footOR>Eat Fresh
>>97211659let's go pay a visit to the spyro crew
>>97211681... the subway is in a section that wasn't scanned, and exploring on foot just makes us go to the subway anyway, so I'm gonna have to skip ahead
>Spine FieldsOR>Bottle Bank
>>97211704Spine Fields sounds weird, might as well see what it's all about
>>97211738>Check out the Bottle BankOR>Fuck everything up!
>>97211785... let's check out the other place before we start smashing stuff
>>97211808>Go back to the Bottle BankOR>Fuck everything up!OR>Production Line
>>97211850>Fuck everything up!
>>97211850>faintly familiar shapeI'm half asleep and can't figure out what said shape is meant to be.
>>97211879Quick, somebody roll 1d6, straight down the line!
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>97211943
>>97211943>doesn't say what happens otherwiseUh-oh.
>>97211950>>97211953As fucking up the other room is in one of the missing sections, let's just go to the Production Line
We can only wreck shit without an item, so let's do that!
Okay, if we choose Speed we can literally auto-win all of these fights, so let's do that!
Okay, the only reason we haven't fucked up the Spine Fields is because the section wasn't scanned, so let's just say we did.We cool with that?
Cool.
>Get in the skimmerOR>Tails, go be useful for once
>>97212074>Tails>being usefulLet's get in the skimmer
>>97212102>TailsOR>Sonic
>>97212127Again, we're not putting Tails in charge of anything - this is WAY before he gets pigeonholed as "pilot guy"
>>97212159Okay, roll 1d6+3!
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d6 + 3)>>97212180
>>97212198SHIT
>>97212198>>97212200
>RightOR>Left
