Adepta Sororitas Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97218061>Thread QuestionWhat kind of unique units would you like to see for the different major Orders?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97222161>What kind of unique units would you like to see for the different major Orders?jump pack sisters with meltas for the argent shroud. but i'm willing to compromise for some other energy weapon
he's cool because he's not a big shouty fighty stick man or some primarch level dudehe's just a military general who knows his shit, he's the same character archtype as grand admiral thrawn (the novel version, not the shitty live action version who's a dumbass)
>>97222178he's a non-character offscreen and a saturday morning cartoon villain onscreenhe has nothing going on, just the vague presence of an opposition to the silent king without any real reason that doesn't make either him or the silent king retarded
This would be the worst possible time to start expanding my Eldar with DE for a Ynnari list, since there's no guarantee Ynnari will exist next edition and almost every kit in their range has a good chance to be replaced next edition, right?
>>97222161I like orks :D
>TQValorous Heart gets a torturer unit
>>97222221So close who was the lucky fuck?>>97222222
>>97222194who gives a shit about the silent king, fake ass character who's only pushed to sell a £100 model or however much it isimotekh is all about how he beat every squabbling lord to take over his dynasty, or his pride of not just defeating his opponent, but completely humiliating and permanently maiming them as a reminderor how he can't comprehend orks and they fuck up all his plans
Mortarion is just a fat marine. He’s not really what I’d call a demon prince.
>>97222221nonce artist
>>97222227What a waste
>>97222249This is a lolichad board, sorry bud.
>>97222262
>>97222249nonce poster
>>97222161Bit of a silly question, but do you guys keep the boxes for your minis once you're done assembling them, or just throw them away?I kinda like having them on a shelf, but they do take plenty of space
>>97222281I keep them, it's also a good way of storing extra bits
>>97222281throw straight in the recycling. they're worthless.
>>97222281Toss them but I also consoom way too many kits so I have to.
having my 2nd ever game today with a buddy 40kg frens ! ill do an after battle report and post pics when we're done !! (hypeee)
>>97222302What army do you have?
>>97222161>>Thread Question>What kind of unique units would you like to see for the different major Orders?The major orders are not different enough to warrant unique units.Marines have vanilla flavour, templar flavour, gothic flavour, neoclassical flavour, viking flavour, tacticool flavour and potentially cyborg flavour and dragon flavourSisters have only the christian flavour, which is good and gave them a solid identity and awesome unit concepts, but it's not conductive to the level of customisation and variety that marines have and that some people wish sisters also shared, to fit more comfortably in the role of postergirlsOf course it would be absurd to expect the sisters to have as many flavours as marines, or give up completely on their religious aspect, but still they could warrant a pair of reskins, like the guard, and explore tangential themes and lenses about the imperial cultideally one such theme would provide more plain and customisable models, akin to the marines themselves, and possibly explore this industrial zealotry from the idea that the admech's beliefs might have trickled down onto sects of the imperial cult as well a second theme could go in the opposite direction instead and go for a more tribal or classical look for the archetype of amazon warriors, which warhammer has been fascinated with at multiple points, and the religious aspect here easily fits with how the imperium absorbs primitive societies by reframing their primitive gods as the emperorthe problem in all this (aside from the question of real demand for more and more varied sisters) is that the schola progenium is a much more centralised body than the space marines, and that the major orders have already been established as being just more of the same, so these kinds of additions would either be accompanied by retcons or by giving a lot of importance to armed wings of the ecclesiarchy that aren't the major orders
>>97222302sister cute :D
>>97222306my ultras vs his dark angels. we are doing 1k points + our primarchs :) i have no idea how im going to stop the lion from tearing my guys a new asshole desu.....>>97222317extremely !
>>97222314Was busy this month with family stuff. What on earth is this new captcha system, its worse than the old bad system we had before 4chan got hacked and was down for a week.I like the 40k discussions here I think these captchas will drive posts away for being way too much effort
>>97222323The new captchas are weird but have been far simpler to me
>>97222198Dark Eldar are getting a big refresh so Ynnari will probably limp along. After Corsairs (and Exodites) there's a chance they all just get rolled out with Harlequins into an Agent of Aeldari codex or something under one umbrella.
>>97222281Depends. Sometimes I keep them to store things in them.
>>97222323the threads feel slower but also less shitposting
>>97222321>Space marines vs Space marinesDo people not get bored of this
>>97222198Stop considering ynnari a subfraction of eldar, they're a soup faction of all the eldarwith craftworlds now updated, corsairs on the horizon to stand at the same level of harlequins, and dark eldar in the rumor pipeline, now that we know jes is retiring that means that eldar are not getting much else for the next decadeSthe only remote possibility is that Jes left enough concept sketches to sneak in a small exodites range released as his swan song at gw within the next 3-to-6 years
>>97222342why would a new player be 'bored' of any matchup?
>>97222281I keep a couple of the larger ones to store bits (I usually keep bits on sprue) but otherwise chuck em
>>97222342Bro, your Horus Heresy?
>>97222342Eventually. That’s why a lot of folks pick up a second army.
>>97222314>The major orders are not different enough to warrant unique unitsyou got your chicken and egg mixed up there mate. Unique units create flavor. If GW came out with some unique jump pack melee unit for Bloody Rose with accompanying lore about how they have a variety of penitent oaths that don't reach the full level of Repentia, or the Valorous Heart has a trial where three sworn Sisters go through yadda yadda yadda and if all are successful together they emerge in a state of permanent miracle that makes them basically powerful battle psykers, then oh hey it turns out that the different Orders do have enough uniqueness.
>>97222344Was Jes the only one there that ever cared about the Eldar? Sure seems like they were his and his alone and no one else was allowed to touch them.
>>97222344Valrak has been saying for a while that Exodites are happening in the medium range.and I woudn't be too worried specifically about Eldar over Jes leaving. He's done so much concept art across the whole game, if they can't find new people to think about Eldar, that's multiple armies that will also be scared
Most kino armies in no particular order.Xenos>tyranids Perfect enemies for every faction with awesome designs be it small critters or bigger monster.>genestealer cults The true and tested trope of hidden mutants and cults, refined with a drop of alien/undermining society and mining equipment >orksClassic 40k faction that covers the old tech sector and brings some over the top silliness to the setting >eldar The Hightech magic race, smooth guns, equipment and tanks that contrast with the other factions more rough equipment >dark eldar The evil version of eldar, space pirates and body horror >harlequins Mysterious wildcard, only works because of the other 2 eldar variants >votannMoon explorer/miner aesthetic.Has more realistic equipment than the imperium but less smooth than eldar.Chaos >Word bearersCSM but without the "chaos is only a tool" cope.Has all you want from chaos like possessed, demon engines and cults>thousand sonsEvil space wizard with their legion of golems, mutants amd summoned demons>death guard Zombie marines.Tough, slow and bring undeath to the setting Imperium >space marines (before primaris and only non legion chapters)Big dudes in power armor with pauldrons that would make a 90s anime character jealous.Guns, tanks and other equipment is reminiscent of earth tech but taken to its extreme, everything is bigger.>sisters of battle Female counterpart of marines but with a much bigger focus on the imperial faith and their aesthetic.Nuns with guns driving in cathedral tanks.I count the inquisition to this faction since they serve a similar purpose. >mechanicum Cyber horror and everything that comes with it, vastly different design than other imperium factions.Other factions not listed here are either not as cool as the above or could be erased from the setting without losing much.
>>97222377>Evil space wizard with their legion of golems, mutantsThat's one of those things that sounds neat on theory but isn't reflect in their model range. The Rubricae dont read as golems, and they have way fewer mutants than regular CSM.
>>97222368Sure, but they would still end up looking like any other normal form of sister of battle unit, just artificially restricted to one paint scheme.Unique units work for the various marines subfactions because they end up creating something that the other factions wouldn't really want, nobody is asking for access to thunderwolves, but make a marine unit that's incredibly nonspecific in the way it looks and virtually all marine players will argue they should have access to it.So if you make a special unit of sisters what's the real reason to keep it restricted to one order? because aesthetically it won't look unique, and fluff can be tweaked so that all orders have it while that specific order focuses on it, which is what most sisters of battle collectors would end up preferring by a wide margin.
>>97222377Amazing bait.
>>97222377And your Xenos list is fucked too. It should read>EldarThe best army>HarlequinsWould be the best army with a few more units>Dark EldarOne big model refresh/expansion away from being the best army>CorsairsA lot of potential to be the best army when they get their proper release>ExoditesThe theoretical best army that exists only in our minds.
>>97222392this eldar is FAT
I think the most confusing thought was someone liking firstborn but also liking votann. Like thats such a odd mix.
>>97222390>aesthetically it won't look uniqueOK just throwing this out there, what if they did? You keep bringing up Space Wolves because they are the only Chapter that supports your argument. Blood Angel and Dark Angel stuff is made unique primarily through lots of use of the Chapter symbols, and prominent use of design cues that aren't actually exclusive to the Chapter but have become key to their visual identity through representation on unique units. Robes for Dark angels, for example.
>>97222371Maybe others care about them as well, but jes was effectively territorial about his creation and designed everything himself, and chances are that they'll keep respecting him by not touching the eldar in any significant way even after he leaves.
>>97222368the space around the plague axe is extremely confusing visually
>>97222400they are not limited
>>97222389>and they have way fewer mutants than regular CSM.Beastman, chaos spawn and giant chaos spawn, what else do you need?I guess unique cultists with more mutations.Also normal CSM units should be playable in the traitor legions but GW is retarded.>>97222391It's not bait but my unfiltered opinion >>97222392I didn't count corsairs/exodites because they are just expansion of the craftworld/dark eldar concepts, neat to have but not necessary.
>>97222401>what if they did?Then they're unlikely to fit well within the baseline sisters of battle units because those are already heavily branded, so the unique units would also need to be similarly branded as a baseline, while baseline marines are blank and so can easily made to diverge a lot while the foundation is still shared with the baseline.
>>97222392That's a big ass forehead
>>97222377you can tell an eldarfag wrote this because every eldar faction/subfaction is listed and he wrote this at the bottom>could be erased from the setting without losing muchwhen faction #1 on that list would be dark eldar
What color do I paint the headlights?
>>97222418sovl. yellow or white
>>97222418yellow
>>97222413>while baseline marines are blank and so can easily made to diverge a lot while the foundation is still shared with the baseline.This is a good way of putting it.Marines as a baseline, both firstborn and primaris, are largely plain looking and largely generic. They mainly use generic imperial ornaments or icons, like skulls or loin cloths.It's only when you get to specific chapters like Black Templars or Blood Angels, then you start seeing different design aspects and aesthetics. For example for BAngels it's common they have those blood drop shaped gems on the models, alongside more angelic imagery. While Black Templars have their templar cross and then weapons chained to their arms, while wearing the robe like covering/tabard.All sister models as a baseline, ie. even all of the generic models, are already very detailed and have very specific symbols they use.Which is opposite of what space marines have.
>>97222417Pretty sure Votann are number one on that list still
>>97222413this is just your failure of imagination. Like, take my theoretical Bloody Rose jump pack melee unit. Give them bare arms and exposed midriffs, chain axes and strips of parchment drilled into their armor. Not Repentia, but taking design cues from Repentia and making it a distinguishing feature for the Bloody Rose. That's no different from making hoods and robes a distinguishing feature of Dark Angels. And they create a clear template for how to Bloody Rose up baseline Sisters kits. Just as someone can make Intercessors look more DA by adding some greenstuff robes, someone would then be able to make a Battle Sister squad that looks more Bloody Rose by sprinkling in bare arms and little greenstuff devotional tracts on the armor.Yes, unique aesthetics need to be established, but they don't need to be made up whole cloth, they can take existing design elements and magnify them. And GW actually can say "if you want these baseline kits to look like this subfaction, do some converting" Even going back to your Space Wolf comparison, think about how it's just commonly accepted that a good Space Wolf players knows how to do greenstuff fur.
>>97222417>you can tell an eldarfag wrote thisI dont own any eldar miniatures >because every eldar faction/subfaction is listed and he wrote this at the bottomI didn't mention corsairs or exodites.>when faction #1 on that list would be dark eldarDark eldar cover the space pirate sector and while CSM could do it they just do it worse than dark eldar.
>>97222435>Like, take my theoretical Bloody Rose jump pack melee unit. Give them bare arms and exposed midriffs, chain axes and strips of parchment drilled into their armor.You just made khorne berzerkers but female.
I like chaos undivided.
>>97222441they're pretty cool guys. Wish the red corsairs got some love.
>>97222424>>97222428Yellow it is then.
>>97222444
I WILL be playing>overlord>70x necron warriors>3x monolithsto my next gameand yes, I WILL be using a metal overlord, gauss flayers with green rods, and classic monoliths
>>97222435>And GW actually can say "if you want these baseline kits to look like this subfaction, do some converting"This already here just tells you don't really comprehend how GW and 40k work at this point.Sisters have been just catholic nuns in space since their inception. That is their baseline and GW has not changed that in almost 40 years.They can, but they never will because GW is moving away from kitbashes and conversion stuff since they are trying to appeal to new people instead of oldfags who have been in the hobby for 20+ years.So them just telling all potential Bloody Rose fans>"Oh yeah, we are practically never make models for them, but if you wanted them you have to use greenstuff/milliput to sculpt abs onto all of your models if you want Bloody Rose sisters."All that will do is that nobody will give a fuck or even bother because how much work it is. And also at that point the whole "lore aspect" might as well not have ever been added into the fluff anyway if GW is never going to bother representing it in their models at all.It's kind of like chaos votann or even chaos sisters. We know and it is canon, that both of them exist within the 40k setting and are possible, but they genuinely might as well not even exist.And if GW did decide to retcon both of them and say that neither of them are canon anymore, 40k fans would only collectively notice it like 2 years later, because the only evidence of their existance for both are practically a 2 sentence footnotes mentioned in passing.
>>97222461>GW is moving away from kitbashes and conversion stuffpeople have been saying this for decades and yet new kits still come with loads of spare parts. the only thing they've stopped doing is promoting their studio kitbashes.
Tuff nob :D
>>97222435I don't think that's different enough, and the suggested conversion for the basic sisters is also not as easy as you suggest
He just wanted to make his dad proud.
>>97222435Making a generic unit for all orders of jump pack repentia would be far more popular than that unit targeted to the infinitesimally small percentage of sisters of battle players that happen to use that specific ordo.
>>97222496You could easily do something like the old 3rd rulebook for Sisters.Hell for every army you could it and cut the rule bloat in half.
>>97222495His dad was a piece of shit and he should've accidentally on purpose ordered an orbital bombardment on his ass
>>97222281Over here we flatten the boxes and cut out the artsier front side then run it through a laminator to make nice little art cards to put on the hobby shelf in a rotation. We also keep *some* sprue just in case for non-putty kitbashing. But most sprue goes to the trash after being picked clean.
>People actually though Yarrick would stay deadhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/d1aymqdp/grotmas-calendar-day-22-tales-of-the-old-man/
>>97222459Oldcrons were better in almost every way to NuCrons. Turning Necrons from an eldritch horror into redditors was Matt Wards biggest sin.
>>97222578I wish he was killed
>>97222578>GW killed a character for good in this day and ageMust be hard being so gullible.
>>97222580They are totally ugo and the new models own them.
>>97222600you're a faggot and nobody cares about your opinion, redditor
>>97222606You don't speak for the board, piss off creep.
>>97222578>it's fucking nothing>and tomorrow, we’ll be crossing the worlds of Warhammer and checking in with the Mortal Realms, as Nurgle’s vile champions shuffle through the verdant wilds of Ghyran.It's still going to be nothing
Best third party gooner models?
>>97222578He was already stabbed with a meat sword.Yarrick is already dead.
>>97222606Don’t insult children they aren’t capable of adult thoughts.
>>97222609worse than nothing, age of excrement
>>97222627Was that supposed to be funny? Stop samefagging freak show.
>>97222621I haven't found goon models in the strange 40k scale.But 3D prints have a lot of options that you can scale up or down.
>>97222638Is it really that bad? I don't know shit about wargames besides 40k and I have no idea about AoS.
>>97222643Forgot the picture
>>97222578We already know 11th ed will be big on Armageddon, he's def getting a new model.Will the Steel Legion also get new models? Will they be better than 3rd party?
>>97222644the human resources (HR) dept have a hand in the game
>>97222644Chuddies hate AoS because of brown people in art.Fantasy players hate it because it squatted their setting.Lots of people hate it because 1E had dogshit rules and fluff
>>972226444th ed is pretty bad but it's still better than 10th ed 40k. Models are pretty much objectively better, lore is whatever to garbage at times. You occasionally get assblasted culture war tourists like this retard >>97222655 getting mad. That's about it.
>>97222658>brown people in art
>>97222652I'm going to weep blood if they release a new Yarrick model and they have him surrounded by Kriegers and Cadians in the photos. I don't think we'll get new Steel Legion models, maybe a Made to Order run of the old models though. Also is that company Russian? How the fuck have they not been shut down by GW, they make amazing guard models, makes me wish I collected Krieg or Steel Legion.
>>97222665>I'm going to weep blood if they release a new Yarrick model and they have him surrounded by Kriegers and Cadians in the photos.I don't know how many "it is what it is" I have left in meTiny Legend is ukrainian
>>97222658>people
>>97222669>ukrainian>Yarrick returns leading new plastic Vostroyans>meanwhile catachan moulds degrade even further
>>97222661>objectively betterThey also get rotated out like AoS is some kind of TCG. Everyone I know dropped out of that game immediately.
>>97222661>Models are pretty much objectively betterPeople like you are the reason the Blood Angels refresh happened. Every model must be ovethyped dynamic ass on a base. You should be shot
>>97222661I once went over the rules and Chaos Warriors' rule felt pretty neat, cumulative buffs & turning into a prince mid-game or rolling poorly and turning into a spawn sounds flavorful.
>>97222699Don’t try to talk sense to him since he’s using “you just hate Black people” like this is the MTG general.
>>97222699>People like you are the reasonYou're thinking of primaris marines but nice try
>>97222563Unusual, but actually pretty nice idea
>>97222699I really dislike modern GW models.They suck as wargame pieces with all their hanging bits and super large surfaces. The limit for me is the GSC model line. Details for the paint fags and you can be lazy and cumtrast the entire army for wargamefags.
>>97222495Why are all of 40k's Chaos dudes stuck on their daddy issues? Fantasy isn't like this.
>>97222699you don't own a single pre-primaris model thoughbeit
>>97222281I'll only keep boxes if they are special boxes like starter sets, christmas boxes, army sets, limited edition boxes like the WH+ models, special characters or old boxes (old edition boxes). sprues go in the garbage after I cut off the bits.
>>97222609>>97222638>>97222644>day 22/25>still not ONE article on old worldits a fact at this point that GW doesnt really want to advertise it and ideally wants it to go away and people play AoS instead of it
>>97222740how many articles for hh, bb or necromunda?
>>97222740They already made a new faction for it and it sees a lot of play at my location so I doubt it’s going to go away no matter how much the mainline division wants it to.
>>97222715You don't have that in fantasy Chaos because there is no overarching father figure (like the Emperor) or literal father figure (like the primarchs).
>>97222748and yet archaon still managed to develop daddy issues with not one but two characters
>>97222715Because space marines are just like that.
>>97222687plz no
>>97222752Okay I'm guessing one is Sigmar but who is the other?
>>97222578marvel superheroes never stay dead.
>>97222747They made a new scenario and massive errata and faq for necromunda.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97222756belakorwho is technically his father because he was possessing the man who raped his mother so that he could be born and fit in his shadowy keikaku
>>97222762more like fart smelldar lmao
I don't care how pretty the models are on the box, if the kit is ass, it's ass.Marines peaked in the early 2010sNearly all of the OG crew that made 40k good have left GW.
>>97222769I miss fart smelldar anon.
>>97222776>Marines peaked in the early 2010syou were a teenager and are now getting old
>>97222644AoS is the worst setting every conceived that made it to mass market. It is the apotheosis of corporate collaboration. A setting/world completely devoid of any soul or love put into it. It's the wargaming equivalent of those Chinese 6 year old violin prodigies. A child created and brought up for the profit of its parents rather than as a product of their passion.
>>97222790Not only are you not denying it, but you're focusing on me.TLDR: Get better bait, no more (you)s
>>97222804my dude, you posted the bait.
MTO sistershttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/gne4ukbb/get-in-the-mood-for-an-adepta-sororitas-made-to-order-by-replaying-this-imperial-hymn/
>>97222661I can't actually think of an AoS range I like better than most of 40k stuff. AoS models are objectively busier but I think that makes them uglier
>>97222808>sistersI sleep
>>97222808I almost want to order another one of these just for that sister stepping on the charred corpse. What a great fucking model
>>97222776Basically this. Modern GW is simply a company feeding off existing IP made by creatives decades ago. They can expand existing lore to create sales, but their unique reimaginings of older concepts usually fail ( see Votann or Helsmiths of Hashut/Chaos Dwarfs ). Luckily for them, most of their audience has gotten into the hobby in the last 5+ years since COVID we've seen a boom. So new people aren't aware of how good the " old " lore/worldbuilding was, and so enjoy the slop modern GW pumps out.The model quality is objectively on the rise over the years I will give them that BUT the actual sculpts have been hit or miss. 40k gets a lot of bland marine sculpts. AoS gets a lot of overly busy no restraint Etsy stl style sculpts.
>>97222808On one hand there's some neat unique sculpts here, on the other... shit incomplete units
>>97222817Also just noticed all the dupe models
>>97222808I don't get it, arent those all kits you can buy?
>>97222822It's the monopose army set.
>>97222804He's explaining your terrible tastes.You like the models because you were young back then. It's the same reason why everyone keeps saying "X edition was the best" when its because they keep saying that because it's the edition they started with/grew up with.
>>97222808Isn't this that set with incomplete units?
>>97222808Isn't this second time they are re-releasing this one?
>>97222825Oh so the sculpts for the units are different from the kits you can buy for each?
>>97222816>The model quality [has been going up]>But the sculpts [quality has been going down]This.Are old marine models dated? Yeah, they didn't have a butt flap, they had a diaper.Are new kits lackluster? Yeah, kitbashing is almost pointless / relying on older bits.
>>97222832Yeah
What army do I go in for if I want a very heavy soviet theme? Think something like Atomic heart for like pop-y soviet stuff I'm thinking.
>>97222827>your tastes are bad and biased>my tastes are good and factualNo more (you)s for (you) either.
>>97222844AM proxying Soviet models from Bolt Action.
>>97222816>but their unique reimaginings of older concepts usually fail >see Votann Votann look like something old gw would have made though and shit like their drill artillery is such a silly concept that if fits old 40k.If you made retro 40k with votann most people would believe that they come from the same era.
>>97222844Probably the one with commissars.
>>97222844imperial guard, grot revolution, genestealer cults
>>97222844IG Valhallan is the obvious choice.Orks reenaktorz is the based choice.
>>97222740Tow has been underperfroming since launch, so they're just scrapping it when all the designs CA already made for them run out.
>>97222854The problem with Votann is that Squats were a product of their time, and Votann are a product of trying to fit those same Squats into our time. The designs simply don't work in true scale. In heroic scale it was easy to make them charming space dwarfs, while Votann don't really know what they are trying to be. HoH are objectively awful.
>>97222808How much do you think they'll ask for this minus the rhino? I'd guess 20 bucks off the original combat patrol price.
>>97222893Anon the only word we got from GW on TOW was positive both times. Once in the investor report saying it had exceeded expectations. And another in a warcom that stated the same and they due to that the scope of the project would be expanding. The exact opposite of what you wrote. Did TOW steal your gf o algo?
>>97222893How do we know it's being doing bad/good? Genuine question
>>97222844Isn't there like communist goblins in the orkz
>>97222816Will you old heads stfu and let the new blood have some fun, fuckin hell man...
>>97222909It was revealed to me in a dream
>>97222896NTA but for me some of the the weaknesses of the votann range are indeed what they wanted to keep from the OG range, like the trenchcoats/trikes.The vehicules I find unappealing and they don't feel fantasy enough, I don't get why GW wanted them to be dwarves yet not too dwarf. Taus were already divisive because they didn't feel 40k/gothic, but Votann take it even further in my eyes.
>>97222913You jest but some people genuinely think like this
>>97222816>or Helsmiths of Hashut/Chaos DwarfsMan what the fuck happened there
>>97222926There are many problems with Votann imo. The aesthetic clash is one of them. On the one hand you have the dusters and bikes which I tend to enjoy, and then you have the genuinely awful what the fuck were they thinking NASA toy rover side. Their lore is kind of lame too but that's a general contemporary GW issue and not unique to them.
>>97222953I don't like the nasa stuff much either. The glimpse into the DAoT humans is cool, but, should have only been that, a glimpse.I'm a bit mad about the lore because I think it could have been pretty cool>Ancestor CoresGood take on the dwarf ancestor worship>CloneskinA funny take on why dwarves are all so similar + no wamen???>Mining because need ressources for high tech (including Ancestor Cores)That's good>Still A-holes, hate Elves, hate Orcs, Men are okay (sometimes)It could have been really good.Instead we get le communism we are all friends and fuck you what's yours is mine lololol
>>97222983Also we get o lawd dem rangz
Votann still don't look coherent and have had, so far, zero significant impact outside of the tabletop. They don't show up in fan works, they aren't in any of the games, they're easy to forget about until someone slaps them on the table and you learn to hate again.
>>97222808>"we re-released a famous battlebox*">*without the vehicle>*and it will take a year to produce and deliver to youwhat a fucking deal. sign me up
>>97222992We wuz dawiz and shiet>>97222997>more and more MtOHow long till they bring back the old Sternguard and BA tac squad?
>>97222995>They don't show up in fan works, they aren't in any of the gamesI saw votaan fanart, also what 40k games came out since the voting release that featured playable xenos, its zero.
>>97223011Aren't votann in the upcoming mechanicus 2 game?I'd love a votann DLC for DoW4
>>97223011You've lost the plot if you think Votann would win any xenos vote
>>97222903You think GW would give admit to things being bad? Insead of, you know, keeping quiet about it like they do now?
>>97223035TOW has been getting more new releases in the past 6 months than it has in the year prior to that. Reality tells the opposite of your story.
>>97222997You don't want the rhino, that mould is so fucking warped you need a ton of sprue glue just to fill the massive spaces.
>>97223048maybe that's why the rhino is not included, it's on its way out
>>97223048>>97223052If it's the same rhino as the chaos rhino, which im pretty sure it is, the mould is completely fine. It comes together better than modern GW tank kits.
>>97222161Do sisters need any new unit? I considered picking them for 11th and their range looks quite good? And any advice for newbie, how to best immerse into Emperor worship? Is it cringe to quote holy texts when fighting heretical and xenos armies?
>>97223056Shit, maybe I just had a bad night while putting mine together? I found the other sisters rhino tanks (different rhino mould) way easier to fit together.
>>97223056Chaos rhino, marine rhino, and sisters rhino all use the same base sprue. Sisters rhino has another sprue with the front applique
>>97223060It's fairly well rounded. Getting shooty celestians, the repressor, and the crusaders back would be fun though
>>97223060Sisters line is mostly complete. Anything else that releases now will most likely be a different flavor of another unit and fill the same role in the army (except a drop church, I want that so badly).
>>97223073Exactly what I would ask for but instead we're getting a better looking Celestian Sacresants unit in that new kill team box
>>97223048Mine went together fine but it's strange that they didn't just make a new one since they made a separate exorcist/immolator and not!predator
How's the holidays going for you lot?
>>97223077Which lines are generally considered "complete"? All the newer ones that launched in 8th edition or later and have all modern plastic?
>>97223020Sorry chuddy, they're the most popular xenos faction by models purchased
>>97223128Peaceful, tranquil and sublime. What about you King?
>>97222808>made to order sisters>but not the metals, just the box set which is basically in the combat patrolBRAVO JAMES
>>97223162>the metalsWhoa whoa whoa are you some kinda sexist? We have superior non hateful models now.
>>97223128Nice scheme, any lore for these dudes yet?
>>97223160Christmas just doesn't get me going like it used to anymore. I actually feel lonelier at this time, even when I am surrounded with family.
>>97223177Plus snow no longer exists!
>>97223173I painted this guy as part of a 3 hour competition at my LGS cafe. Everyone got the same monopose marine.I did not come in the top 3 (We lost to a bog-standard smurf, somehow. Although to be fair, plenty of people at the LGS knew eachother so they probably liked the winner).
>>97223077>>97223073What about psyker sister and tech-sister?
>>97223177Its based on an old Babylonian holiday and the Winter Solstice, pagan trash!
>>97223182>Plus snow no longer exists!This is what gets me the most, hard to get into the Christmas mood when winter is just a extended autumn now.
>>97222863>genestealer cults
I'm really glad they are doing those MTO so often for many factions.
>>97223234I'm kind of glad they never did the Dark Eldar resin models MTO again because I would have bought a bunch of them like a sucker and would be incredibly pissed now that they are all squatted.
>>97223052The rhino will never get removed, they gave you the deimos if you wanted an updated sprue and said you can field it as any normal rhinoI don't understand this retarded dice captcha, all the others are braindead easy
>>97222983>no wamen???what do you mean? almost every votann kit has female head bits
>>97223253You think the rhino kit (not the unit) is never going away?
>>97223257>It could have beenIs what you missed
>Have 5 armies at varying levels of completion, all approaching or above 2k points>Haven't played a single game since Middleschool because I'm too autistic to go out to LGSs and find a starter game and none of my friends want to learn how to playSomeone help me cope with my autism
>>97222983>Instead we get le communism we are all friendsholy shit what a lorelet, they are capitalist family run corporations and they do have women you fucking baiting retard holy fuck I hate you rightoid incels so fucking much please leave so we don't have to suffer your presence
>>97223276Eat a mars, you're not yourself when you're not hungry
>>97223271Join the LGS discord and arrange a game
>>97222983>Instead we get le communismThey're absolutely not communists
>>97223271Post your armies?
>>97223271Go to the store discord, go to the relevant 40k chat and ask for some intro 1000 point games. I had the problem to, but it really is as simple as just asking and then going. Don't let the tism be your prison
Sisters of Battle (will go heavy on Sacresants, Retributors, Nundams and Tanks) or Drukhari (will go with a variety build with a little bit of everything but with a strong presence of Incubi)Which way?
>>97223276>>97223300Get a soapbox, Lenin Jr.
>>97223260If they were going to get rid of it they wouldnt still be putting out new kits like the sob variants using the original molds
>>97223313>Play the worst looking models of the faction with the best range >Or play a cool faction but call them by their slave nameDamn...
>>97223318Trying too hard
How do you cope with the fact that 11th edition will be even worse than 10th?
>>97223331Despair
>>97223326>but call them by their slave nameTruly no bigger red flag that you're dealing with a newfag or absolute faggot without principles.
>>97223331I turn into a shrimp
>>97223323The SoB rhino came out a while ago.They're also putting the rhino in a lot of bundle boxes
>>97223331It'll be 10.5 and that'll be fine
>>97223313Both ways, make Sisters of Drukhari?
>>97223326>the worst looking models of the faction with the best rangeSo which models are good according to you? Repentia?
>>97223331Home roolz
>>97223345Everything but the nundams
>want to build a bunch of different daemon princes for the cool variety>notice GW accidentally priced it at 200% MSRPWill this be fixed soon?
>>97223331I have gotten into two games that I enjoy more than 40k 10th in the last year. I will be fine, but I am still gonna cope that 11th will be better until it is proven it is not.
>>97223340It only came out 5 years ago, the rhino sprue was 18 years old then
>>97223331How could they make it worse?
What about this image that caused so much butthurt?
>>97223354nundams are based though and it's time to accept it.Just don't ask where their legs go.
Lore and summary of the Kill Team: Dead Silence.Stealth Suits vs Space Wolf Scoutshttps://pastes.io/dead-silence
>>97223365He looks just like my viking ancestors, GW really do their research :)
>>97223365is this a chud playing stupid or a leftoid being stupid
>>97223370I think I'd rather nail my nutsack to a horse's ass and ride a rodeo than field a nundam
>>97223362>only 5 years ago>only>5 years
>>97223365Why isn't Slavery more prominent in 40k?
>>97223331I've leaned heavily into the roleplay aspect and alternative rulesets. There's also a lot of /v/idya coming out next year that I want to play.
>>97223306In order of most to least complete.>IG (The most finished of the bunch, just need to paint up the Artillery Teams, some DKoK squads, and Krieg Command Squads)>Knights (Really just last year's Battleforce plus an extra big knight and set of two Armigers along with some kitbashed Subductors as foot soldiers.>Salamanders (I've been posting about them a bunch the last few days, just waiting on some primer to come in and base the other half of the army and then I figured I'd crank them out all in one go)>World Eaters (The one that's fallen behind the most, I've painted up all the major characters already (Angron, Kharn, Lord Invocatus) and some kitbashed Exalted Eightbound for October's Collage but everything else is just sitting around in Grey primer). >Eldar (Newest of the bunch, mostly picked up from the Combat Patrol Magazine giving good discounts on Wraith constructs, plus finding a bargain of a deal on Facebook Marketplace last month landing me a bunch of troops/tanks/a Revenant Titan on the cheap)I've got the next two weeks off, so I'm probably gonna try to prioritize painting up the remaining Guard stuff.
>>97223385Imperial citizens are basically slaves to the state
>>97223385Because the Imperium is built on love and understanding and not hate.
>>97222249kys redditor
>>97223389Phenomenal armies chief, really like the Knights.
>>97223354I like them because I imagine they are amputees and it's hot.
>>97223385Slaveri is widespread and legalised in the Imperium.A rogue trader had her warrant revoked when she rescued a shipment of slaves.
>>97223394the imperium may work you to the bones or send you into a pointless suicide charge but they will respect your pronouns
>>97223383>castrate yourself (permanent) in an incredibly painful wayvs>put three plastic models on a table for a few hoursHonestly that's kinda hot.
>>97223389Get into the robot, Shinji, and go to play. I am literally REEEEE because people with graywaves play, and people with pretty armies are too autistic to play?
>>97223414God I hate GW.I hate myself even more for not being able to stop giving them money. Maybe I'm the real slave...
>>97223414The models are that bad, yes.
>>97223389what are you using that khorne aos model as? a master of executioners?
>>97223405I want to care for nugget nundam sisters.
>>97223385It is everywhere but GW stopped talking about it.Chaos enslaves you.Deldar ensalve you.The Imperium uses slave labor (maybe even runs on slave labor), slaves often being "mutants"/abhumans/etc.Orks enslave you.Craftworld Eldars think would see enslaving you as owning a pet (source: my ass)Necrons want you dead (worse)Nids eat you (worse)T'au enslave youWho am I missing?
>>97223430Can I be slave to a faction of cute girls? Something like Daughters of Khaine, but in 40k?
>>97223405Boy do I have the game for you
>>97223425Yeah, I hear MoEs are kinda shit right now but I still like the conversion I did
>>97222321Naisu
>>97223437Best you can hope for is the eldar equivalent of white girls (if you know you know)
>>97223430The back story of all the black characters should be that they were exceptional Slaves and rose up from their miserable circumstances to become Astartes Warriors. I honestly think that would be pretty dope.
>>97223385What's the difference between a wagie and a slave?
>>97223430>T'au enslave youNo, they don't. Being a citizen with a 9-5 job isn't slavery.
>>97223455Howling Banshees?
>>97223456The named Imperial Fist character with a model was a runaway slave child.
>>97223447>fights in the vacuum of space with just a helmetBased
>>97223405
>>97223460>a citizen with a 9-5 job isn't slaveryWe truly live in the grim darkness of 21st century.
>>97223128I’m a festering ball of anxiety due to work and the death of a family member. Their funeral is this weekend and I’m probably not gonna be able to make it since I’d have to go to the states in the middle of the rush season.
>>97223456Anon, you know most people can't separate fiction from reality: what they read/consume has to be an extension of themselves.The world has always be full of taboo, subjects that you cannot touch or risk being targeted by the masses of fear-driven social retards.t. Me IRL
>>97223460Wage slavery is still slavery
>>97223376How much of a game-changer would it be if the T'au developed teleport technology?
>>97223471thanks for the blogpost
>>97223460>Being a citizen with a 9-5 job isn't slavery.Call it serfdom, second class citizen, slavery. The moment you step out of line you're dead, you're a puppet.
>cant find a trygon anywhere>the ravener kill team is sold out>lictors & deathleapers are hard to findWTF NID BROS?
>>97223478Then you are a slave, then?
>>97223481Nta but the other nigga did ask.
>>97223471>TheirYou can't be too upset if you don't even know their sex
>>97223471You're a good man anon.
>>97223485It's going to be Christmas, every guy whose girlfriend plays 40k needed to buys gifts. Same situation with Death Guard, sold out completely.
>>97223471How do you always, without fail, come up with the worst colour schemes.
>>97223481>someone is grieving a loved one>Better shitpost before I have to feel too
>>97223485Tyranids are notoriously under-produced. Theyre almost as popular as space marines but are stuck at the same production capacity GW has every other xenos.
>>97223482You choose your job in the empire.You are well compensated for it with a wage, free medical care, housing, and education for you and your family.If you commit crimes, you are imprisoned and re-educated before being set free.Don't sound like slavery. It's modern-day life.
>>97223495I feel like this has been the case for months though. Apparently a certain nid detachment caused it
>>97223496>Black and red is le bad ackshuallyHave you tried not seething blindly 24/7 /v/troon?
>>97223460>Being a citizen with a 9-5 job isn't slavery.
>>97223499nta but nobody gives a fuck about your life here and sharing anything personal is reddit coded and absolutely retarded, especially when avatarfagging
>>97223496Will you shut the fuck up? Show some respect nomodels.
>>97223471What a shitty paint scheme. Spoiler that shit.
>>97223516>>>/b/
>>97223516I care faggot. You don't speak for anyone here so keep your cum encrusted lips shut.
>>97223516Not everyone is like that, but I understand that you might think it's normal or even good.
>>97223522true, that's where you should go if you want to blogpost
>>97223516You make me sick punk
>>97223508There is a Tau arm up your ass, using you like a ventriloquist's puppet
>>97223520>>97223530Kill yourself immediately decalnigger >>97223529>No uLmao keep seething tourist
>>97223541I can defend my peers if I want to dweeb.
>>97223514>another post involving castration>this time with TauIm gonna lose it
>>97223547You have no peers, you are mired in shit below even the /v/ermin invaders here
>>97223550What an evil ghoulish thing to say, get the hell outta here retard.
>>97223541>y-you're seething !!try harder next time
>>97223538The Broken Sword short story covers what life is like under the T'au.It seems pleasant.
>>97223379Space wolves have no connection to the vikings from earth though. Same thing with thousand sons. They are not descendants of Egyptians.
>>97222178He's a robot skeleton with a staff/polearm
>>97223555>Try harderDont need to if this is all it takes to make you melt down lol
>>97223550You make me sick. Instead of talking about warhammer you choose to break the rules. Puny little punks like you aren't on the caliber of modelers like my self.
>>97223481Neck yourself. Give us the Xmas present we all deserve
>>97223569ignore this loser pretending to be me. Absolutely pathetic excrement eating behavior.
>>97223554it's a mixture of amusing and pathetic watching you try to suck up to this generals regulars
>>97223575carnac you are the loser pretending to be you
>>97223556
>>97223554>>97223569>Doubleposting his tantrumLmfao
>>97223578I am not sucking up to anyone, I am defending a fren and fellow enthusiast of the genre.
>>97223583The T'au have developed much since McNeil, Chambers, and Thorpe created them.They are Phil Kelly's babies now.
>>97223584I think it would be better for the board if you just refrain from responding to me, ty.
Convince me not to start an Aeldari army. This would be my first army.
>>97223578My favorite was him trying to suck up to the orange and tealfag and then 2 posts later trying to claw him down to his level for a moldline and then doing it again a day later
>>97223582We've been over this.....
>>97223601>Aeldari
>>97223598Agreed. That guy sucks.
>>97223606I don't post on /r/Grimdark, though.
>>97223593Everything is getting cleaner and nicer.40k is going from>Everyone is the bad guyto>Everyone is the bad guy but they think they're the good guyAnd towards>Everyone is the good guy actually, isn't it sad and tragic? :'(
>>97223601Why yes, I will join your escalation league, and yes, I will be the 4th person bringing Dark Angels
>>97223598I think it would be better for the board if you just ignored or filtered me xDD
>>97223607Oldhead detected.Hey unc, tell us again what it was like when abaddon had no arms
>>97223605>make fun of someone like orange and teal anon>someone absolutely spergs at your post>wow I guess this guy really is a thin skinned bitch>the actual anon makes a calm response laterI hope he realizes he just makes everything worse
>>97223607read the last sentence again
>>97223601Why yes, I will join your escalation league, and yes, I will be the 5th person bringing Dark Angels
>>97223623What's all this squeaking?
>>97223623Well you see it was funny because his arms kept falling off xD
>>97223620Finally a good post.
>See typos on GW website AGAIN>Dont know how to properly contact them because the FAQ is assBruh...
>>97223624>>97223605This literally never happened, I mentioned how I would be flayed had I posted a model with a mold line but when others do it no one seems to notice. Also I said his model was fantastic and better than mine already. You're just a sick shit stirrer.
I think warhammers community as a whole is kinda dogshit. Even ignoring the new blood from 8th, the holdovers from before were and are just as intolerable. I dont know why I thought I ever wanted to get involved with you people.
>>97223624O&Tfag didn't even reply to himHe made a point to reply to even another shitposter reply and a compliment from a third person but ignored the fecalfag between those two lmao
>>97223313Drukhari are definitely getting a big update next edition, but Incubi and Archons are a safe bet since those models are new. Also Mandrakes
>>97223645Don't bother, they don't caret. contacted them years ago about one of the 360° having the wrong photo on one angle, hasn't been fixed to this day
>>97223653>when the chuddite gets on his high house but decides to supplement his outrage with degenerate anime hentai images
>>97223605>>97223624Listen to me my fellow peers, it wasn't like that. I was pointing out how I get wrongfully targeted for moldlines on my models by the schizo when other modelers are left alone. I already said their model was great, i like all the modeler contributions.
>>97223646>Posted it again seething in the next thread>N-no I was complimenting him!!!You are so pathetically transparent with your sad little attempts at manipulating
Post your piles of shame. Let's make this thread interesting.
>>97223657I have zero beef with OT and pretending I do to feed your little shit stirring ego won't change that.
>>97223460>thinks anyone has a 9-5 anywhere in the grimdarkness lol the tau are a command economy cast system, you work when they tell you to work. All the comic about the tau having 20th century americana nuclear family life are head cannon.
>>97223680I've seen this posted on reddit
>>97223653Warhammer community made a mistake in 8th edition that made me believe I could take centurions when I couldn't (speshul_snowflake chapters weren't allowed them in 8th).I was sad.
>>97223671How have you built 5 dreadnoughts and still not know the difference between a gap and a moldline
>>97223671The above poster is not me please ignore the gremlin.
>>97223680You kinda won already bud.
>>97223687You repeatedly called him a liberal cuck for telling you he can't stand you """for no reason"""
>>97223695Ok but>>97223671>>97223646Are saying the same thing.
>>97223706You're an idiot
Why is the sergeant checking his wrist phone on the battlefield? Probably watching reels on the down low.
>>97223695the gremlins are here?
>>97223705Cause he's a pussy for not standing up to the schizo. His models are still primo and he is still a general Primary and considered a founding father modeler.
>>97223680Why did you buy another Mumak if you didn't finish or even open the first one!?
>>97223680My pile of shame exists in STL form so I feel mildly better about it
>always think imperial guard are boring as fuck>always think people who like them are just militaryboo larpers>hit my mid 30s>suddenly love contemporary military history>suddenly love the GuardAh so this is what its like getting old
>>97223688We have a few stories from the PoV of Gue'vesa.Broken SwordVoice of Experience.Also, the lore about the Union of Iron. It's normal and ordinary life that's a paradise compared to other factions
>>97223718He saw buffpup went live
>>97223680>visit a flea market>someone put stuff from their pile of shame for sale>fraction of the MSRP
>>97223711 I respect you as a fellow modeler and a peer but you're being a dick right now.
>>97223737it sounds like you're spitefully aggressive towards anything you don't know
>>97223725>I have no beef with him I never say anything bad about him>But yes I did smear him as a liberal for not standing up for me for no reason and also I'm insulting him again right nowYou are beyond hopeless lmao
>>97223737I know this feeling
>>97223742Her avatar needs to be more buff. I saw her name once and got excited for peak muscle mommy and was disappointed when it was just another hourglass with fangs
>>97223718Its these but future.
>>97223601They are a lie, the models don't have 'these' like the picture you posted. Only sisters of battles and dark eldar wyches have some bust (and still way small, I have been promised 40K and they are barely 32B).
>>97223755Her were-form is good levels of rippedAnd she's ripped IRL which is even better
>>97223753Actually I made this meme with all of us in it yesterday.
>>97223680I've actually been doing a decent job working on it lately, this is all I have for 40k. The sprues are Kataphron servitors. I still have some AoS and a decent amount of TOW but I've kept my purchases fairly rational this past year.
>>97223762Yikes.
>>97223762How do you not recognize how embarrassing this is when all of those modelposters state they hate you or at best want nothing to do with you
>>97223718>>97223756>1. Kill mutant.>2. Burn heretic.>3. Purge unclean.>4. The Emperor.
>>97223680My pile of shame is so dusty I might accidentally summon demon of Nurgle. My girlfriend is too lazy to clean.
>>97223765>Computer, magnify and enhance
>>97223759Where can I verify this intel for myself?
>>97223671>>97223687You realize that a schizo pointing out a mouldline to you, and you pointing at a mouldline and saying >BOY LOOK AT THAT MISTAKE!>I DONT REALLY CARE BUT HERES A ZOOMED IN SHOT OF IT>GOOD THING THAT GUY THAT POINTS OUT MOULDLINES ISNT HEREis functionally the same? Like you're doing the same thing.
>>97223775yeah that's Ryza from Atelier games, not gonna hide I'm a weeb here of all places
>>97223653I don't think I've ever seen a good community, period.After a certain amount of people there is 0% chance of it being decent, if it's too small it's either even worse or just a tight group of blokes.
>>97223780Yea but I clarified my comment and added much needed context. I also stated that the model was gorgeous as is, curious how you leave out these small details while building your pathetic case against me.
>>97223774>My girlfriend is too lazy to clean.What a stupid bitch. I'm sorry it's so hard for you, anon. Try giving her a good beating.
>>97223762Don't drag me into your current meltdown faggot.
>>97223762>decalfag is the fish with short-term memory lossIts funny because it's true
>>97223780These generals are more like insane asylums than spaces to discuss Warhammer.I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about half the time.
>>97223802Notice how I made you the biggest and most dangerous shark, that was not on accident.
>>97223680All of my shit is built apart from models in the leviathan set i dont need but ive got a lot of minis to paint. Nothing like that wall of shame but
>>97223549Oh this post makes more sense now.Lemme see if I can describe it then... fielding a nundam would be like stapling five new nutsacks on my face?
I always keep thinking that my custom chapter fights an genestealer cults uprising, dunno why.
>>97223806NTA but I just ignore most of it honestly. I like looking at anons models and posting my own though.
>>97223806Lurk more.Learn the board culture.Then you too can be "one of us"Etc.
Starting to regret getting into gsc. They are fun to paint, my scheme is easy as fuck but my lord they are so small
>>97223680This is my pile of shame. I can't bring myself to paint it. I honestly don't know if I will ever paint it. I'll probably paint something else.
>>97223819GSC uprisings are pretty likely to get space marine’s if the local guard regiments can’t get a handle on them. Makes sense.
>>97223837Yea but they are very niche and wildly loved because it make for new games and experiences for the rest of us who went Marines or some other mainstream army. You are doin the lords work anon.
>>97223880Do people actually like to play against new armies? Wouldn't it scare most people, because you wouldn't know how to properly engage your opponent?
>>97223880It would be great if i could find more 2nd hand sellers for them, right now its rare as fuck to find anything on marketplace apart from the odd magus or some shit
>>97223893>Wouldn't it scare most peopleIt's a game anon. You won't die if you lose.
>>97223623It was a time, when 40k was actually an enjoyable wargame-esque tabletop.Good times.Shame capitalism and slop consuming zoomer ruined it.
>>97223777She posts workout pics on her xitter every now and then
>>97223893No its exciting to experience new play styles, I don't want to play against another boring oath of moment player. >>97223894True it do be dat way
>>97222198Correct. Ynari was end times for 40k but then they were forced to stop before they blew up the brand by the shareholders (who did not like how they nuked wfb). Ynari are done and gone.
>>97223914Where do you retards come up with this schizo shit
>GW does nothing with the setting>"OMG those retards are not advancing the story! We need new minis, new rules and more lore!">GW does something with the setting>"They ruined it! I hate the new XY, Z was way better and also something about transsexuals!"Mayne...
>>97223914I don't think the shareholders cared about them killing fantasy given it took them almost a decade to bring it back and when it did they put less effort into supporting it than they do killteam
>>97223930Whoa... everyone on the internet is... the same person...
>Baharroth>Dire Avengers 10>Warp Spiders 5>Swooping Hawks 5>Fire Dragons 5>Shinning Spears 3>Falcon>Wave SerpentThis okay at 1k?
>>97223932That just goes back to the quote about the entirety of WHFB selling less than the Tacticals box.
>>97223959What army is this?
>>97223930We absolutely did not need the story advancing Also >complaining about advancing the story>not that they advanced it in an awful way
>>97223971Dark angels
>>97223959In 1k games bodies are more helpful.
>>97223959Man you really don't get a lot of dudes for the points in eldar
If I want to start, would one tank, 10 sisters and 2 penitent engines be a enough to get a feeling for the army?
>>97224000They are kind of a pseudo elite army. They have premium damage output and shitty defenses bolstered by lots of movement tricks to increase their survivability and target acquisition. Probably comparable to Space Marines in unit costs.
>>97224000Well not if you pick all of the elite units, no.
>>97224005some more sisters and a canoness and you're good to go
>>97224013>They are kind of a pseudo elite army2k lists use 60-70 models.
>>97224000Doesn't help that anon took two pricy transports and a 115-point named character, but Eldar weren't especially cheap for T3 W1 models even before the many (mostly well-earned) price increases over the course of the edition.
>>97224040Same with marines unless you spam characters and vehicles
>>97223680I have a Leviathan and half a Dominion box's worth of loose limbs and heads because of subassembly paranoia but besides that I've been pretty good about doing up my shit.
>>97223959>Phoenix lordsKinda of a dick move to take at 1k>oops all aspectsAt 1k you're going to get eaten alive by anyone who places more bodies on the table. Elite lists don't really work out at 1k cause you don't get the chaff to back them up, meaning every single model you lose has a bigger impact on your list. You can sometimes get around that by running durable elite units at 1k, but then you'll likely have issues capping. Realistically 1k is kinda a mess balance wise so I wouldn't bother building an army specifically for 1k, and think it's a better use of your time to just build towards your 2k list and not to take 1k too seriously
The 1k/Combat Patrol balance issues make me think 40k could never have an effective Spearhead-style format. Nu-CP is the closest they got and it's terrible.
While we're talking about 1k lists for elves, how is this:Lady Malys (100pts): Melee Weapons, WarlordLelith Hesperax (85pts): Lelith's bladesArchon (80pts): Huskblade, Soul Trap10x Kabalite Warriors (115pts)10x Wyches (90pts)5x Incubi (90pts)3x Reavers (70pts)2x Talos (160pts)Venom (70pts): Bladevanes, 2x Splinter CannonVenom (70pts): Bladevanes, 2x Splinter CannonVenom (70pts): Bladevanes, 2x Splinter Cannon
>>97224111Wrong, /v/ermin
>>97224020Wouldn't that be too many points? I am looking at about 500, don't want to overcommit. But Canoness can definitely fit in with the sisters.
I'm coming back after not playing since like 8th EdMy entire marine army is firstborn and I heard 10th is kinda sorta squatting them rules-wiseI have 2 venerable dreads, 2 predators, 1 stormtalon, some hammernators, 2 squads of tacticals, a squad of devaststors, and a few HQ unitsShould I actually use the count-as rules for any of my units or is using their "Legend" rules adequate? Assuming it's just a friendly game and my opponent isn't a massive faggot.
I've been wanting to homebrew some solar auxilia power axe units for my guard army.Should I just copy the stats and points of the Sororitas Repentia?
>>97223943https://youtu.be/mR8q2AJZUa4I prefer this starting 40k/any other GW property
>>97224000He picked an elite faction but then also picked as many elite units as he could and a transport along with a named character.This would be like running a 1k ultras list like this>calgar>victrix >x3 bladeguard>x5 desolator marines>x5 sternguard>x5 vanguard vets>rhino
>>97224126What detachment are you playing this in? Kabalites are kind of trash and Malys doesn't really need an escort (especially at 1k). The Talos are an odd pick and you should specify what arms they have because that's no longer a given after the codex. Consider at least one unit of dark lance scourges and maybe 5 mandrakes regardless of Detachment.
>>97224154Replace them all with Victrix and it's a turbo meta list.
>>97223959>>BaharrothRead that as Barroth on first glance.
>>972241661k isn't a competitive format. There is no "meta" for 1k.
>>97224134500 points is hardly a feeling for an army
>>97224164Reaper's Wager and Haywires on the Talos. I could get a unit of Dark Lance Scourges instead of the Talos but thought Talos would be more useful. I also thought Kabalites full of special weapons could do some damage before they die.I actually don't have Talos. I thought about getting the CP to get them.
>>97224146Could always compare the stats of the SAux axe unit with the regular las section, and determine stats based on regular infantry squad + those extra stats
>40k charges ~$65 CAD for a box of 5 marines>look at horus heresy>$80 CAD for 20 marinesWhat's up with that?
>>9722422540k taxthey know 40k fans will eat it up so they charge more for it
>>97224225yeah pretty much this lmao >>97224243
>>97224225Same reason why AoS is cheaper and TOW is MUCH MUCH MUCH cheaper. They want you to play those other dead games while they know you will play 40k no matter what.
>>97224225You need over twice as many models in HH so it's not actually a discount
>>97224225Comparing intercessors vs a marine legionary box is a more fair comparison but also they need people to play those side games. I've also had the schizo theory that a lot of the specialist games exist so they can keep copyrights on the names that they use for things like paint and supplies.
>>97224225I'd have been tempted to say the 40k marines have more bits, but it's not even true, the HH marines come with an extra sprue or two for the Sgt, gubbins and bayonets
>>97224187Haywire is a given I meant the melee weapons/flamer. The double macro scalpels compete with the liquidizer/gauntlet option and there's reasons for each.
>>97224225Using shorties is cheating. You’ll get banned from the tourneys.
>>97224225This is why I side with Iron Warrior fags who kitbash Mk II/Mk III marines for their army.
>>97224292The 30k assault marines also come with storm shields so you make bladeguard with a bit of conversion work.
>>97224292They still have less bits and are even more monopose than 40k marines
>>97224297Is it? Can't you just use them as tactical marines?
>>97224345Ignore the zero effort shitposter
>40k is so grimdark that's why the imperium always wins and everyone sees chaos as a complete joke
>>97224390that's when worldbuilding clashes with economic interests the protagonists win because they have to sell more
>>97223900Do not blame capitalism for the low quality of your costumers
>>97224404In 30 years, every single loyalist primarch will have returned. Even Ferrus Manus, but he'll be the last one.
>>97224390>>40k is so grimdark that's why the imperium always winsNo, not really.The most recent stories with the Imperium has basically just been it constantly eating shit mostly.
>>97224390in what way is the imperium winning? is the Imperium in a better place than it was 30 IRL years ago?
>>97224390Chaos has always been a joke.All the crusades have been a joke and need rectons out their asses to save face. For fuck sake one of them was won by a random ork waagh that was not even trying.And the non chaos marines doing their own things did not more damage than any other crusade.Hell fucking regular loyal marines doing the traditional team killing are better at doing chaos things than chaos.
40k is so grimdark that's why all the promotional art for the last 10 years makes 40k look like a generic space opera
>>97224055That's on me actually then, I sped read the list and missed the falcon, only saw the eave serpent for some reasonOkay, that makes more sense now
>>97224390>imperium always winsYeah but absolutely nothing ever changes in the grand scheme of things so it matters fuckall. The setting is a sandbox to make your own lore for your minis, faggots creaming over gws bullshit are unironically no better than capeshit fags
>>97224452>Grimdark is when coverart
40k being grimdark is a marketing blurb, it's never actually been that grim or dark
I love when Chaos posters start whining about their status as the jobber elite. Sorry losers, kiddie rapers and blood drinkers are not in fact "cool".
>>97222418>>97222424>>97222428Seems good enough, just need to clean those headlights up
>>97224506Great lookin bikes, I hope to join them in battle one day!
Supplies?
Hey does anyone know where I can find a relatively up to date zip for 40k tabletop sim models? The only thing I can find is a github that's 3 years old and lots of the models are fucked
>>97224515Why is she drooling so excessively? Rabies?
>>97224482It's not grimdark today, that's true.
>>97224515You know what I actually hate about all this 40k porn? How bland and boring it is.It's just characters being sexy (debatable), 1:1 models but boobs omg sex. It's not imaginative, it's not in-universe, it's just shitty shitty porn with 40k cosplays on top.
>>97224452That's what 40k has looked like for like 25 years at this point. And 40k itself is about only 36 years old.40k has been space opera super hero capeshit longer than it has been "muh grimdark"
>>97224512Kys decalfag
>>97224543>2015 was 25 years agoTime flies
>>97224549Don't respond to me, ty.
>>97224540If you wanted lore accurate 40k porn 90% of it would just be gore porn unironically or some other form disgusting shit that I can't even imagine it, but still something nobody wants to actually see.And it might surprise you, but 99% of people who look at porn prefer vanilla stuff instead of weird gross shit drawn by Canvas Solaris.
>>97224553Ignore my posts decalnigger
>>97224552If you forget but the BL Horus Heresy series, the main thing point to that 40k is just space opera capeshit, started around 2000s-ish. So yes, it is about 25 years ago.
>>97224552It hasn't been grimdark since 2nd edition
>>97224565You're pathetic
>>97224540It's just the Dark Elf fags who can't help reminding everyone they're the only faction that canonically has lots of sex
>>97224579Ironic coming from the guy trying to make memes about modelposters who hate his guts being his friends lmfao
>>97224515Shadowheart is so cute!
>>97224143Do whatever you want and discuss the issue with the people you'll actually play with not nobodies like this
>>97224520Your best bet is to find a dedicated discord and ask there. This place is too open and everything has been scrubbed.
>>97224588That model unironically tripled the popularity of DE overnight even despite them getting bad rules in their codex and sold out their entire range four times over. I wonder if GW will learn from this.
>>97224452>libtards look at that art and tell you those are the bad guys
>>97224143Legends are adequate. The ven dreads are gonna be ass but predators have been solid all edition.
>>97224587You have neither friends or models, why are you here?
>>97224596From 3 to 6 players bravo!
How would you fix GSC's codex? I just hate it that all the detachments are very model specific and unless you have enough of certain models (Purestrains&Aberrants for Biosanctic etc.) the detachments just don't work.
>>97224572And it wasn't grimdark in Rogue Trader.
>>97224602How many times do I have to post my models before you stop limply hiding behind this deflection redditor?
>>97224700
>>97224512My Astral Claws would put your space furry heads on pikes.
>>97224717Cute cope redditor Go back to your discord Oh wait, even they hate you lmao
>>97224754Fat chance cupcake, my Knights would have your boys pissing themselves from the ass.
>>97224763There you go daydreaming about sodomy again faggot
>>97224756No one hates me on the discord, I am part of "The Fang" and the 40kg discords and am well received by my peers there.
>>97224763There are no Knights in 5th edition. Good luck bucko.
>>97224770I see multiple people there making fun of your inability to assimilate daily
>>97224770A. You haven't posted in almost a monthB. The last time you did someone called you a little bitchC. The Fang sounds like a furry RP server
>>97224787I've posted plenty>>97224782None of that is true
>>97224763>they removed the sledI will never forgive them
>>97224799Why do you compulsively lie about something so easily disproven
>>97224799Oops that was my bad, you were told to kill yourself on the 11th.
>>97224807>space wolves become primaris>all the fun unique stuff gone>bland ass stock armor everywhere>wolf lords use basic ass power swords instead of frost axes or even frost blades(the fancy chainswords)>but they're tall now!Was it worth it? Well I guess it could be worse, you could be Blood Angels!
>>97224835We're still hardcore badass
>>97224835Trying too hard
>>97224853Raggy's sword seems a little flaccid
>>97224862He's obviously whipping it through the air with extreme force causing even the steel to warp. This is a freakishly strong man even by Astartes standards.
>>97224862He hasn't been buggered by a thunder wolf in a while
>>97224853Why can't you show us that you removed the nazi decals
>At some point everyone's gonna have their dads running around the galaxy>Except my boy's:(
>>97224882The knot applies pressure which helps him keep it up.
>another decalfag thread
>>97224883My word should be good enough, also I have outwardly denounced any type of extremism and Nazi behavior so none of that should concern you anon.
>>97224853>filenameLmao
>>97224893There has been like 3 mentions of me or my models, stop crab bucketing the thread.
>>97224885Mine too
I genuinely think decalanon is the best poster in this thread with one of the best models. only tsonsanon and BLanon are better.
>>97224895Why tho. You've never told the truth once. You're even lying in this filename>>97224853
>>97224905Mine should be ready in a week or two I think. I really believe that his return will signal the golden age of the Imperium again.
>>97224917Remember bozo I can still participate even If I am banned from a placement on the art board.
>>97224438With primaris, yes. Granted the idea of marines dying out and being a rare breed is quite silly when marines are most people's armies
>>97224853>filename
>>97224914>tsonsanonwho?
I'm once again asking for leaks.
>>97224914>
>>97224925You can't, that's the entire pointYou are permabanned for being an insufferable redditor and you trying to partake is hilariously pathetic
>>97224933
>>97224914That is very sweet of you anon, godspeed. >>97224930Yes I am glad you find bulling and ostracization amusing you hellhound mongrel
>>97224914this is not even bait at this point
>>97224942What leaks do you even want we already know everything that is coming
>>97224951It's just the same /v/tard saying this every time, ignore the zero effort shitposting and continue to laugh at the decalmutant
>>97224955nta but I hope we get a Leman Russ teasing
>>97224962Russ isn't coming
>oddsfinish neophytes>evenplay gamma>dubsgo sleep
>>97224955>What leaks do you even want we already know everything that is comingNta, but what leaks even are there?I've heard that there's gonna be a new Huron and Yriel models, but there's also talk about another loyalist primarch returning too.Is it just those?
>>97224970Yriel and corsairsHuron and csmMore ultramarinesPerturaboYarrick
>>97224965That is pretty clearly the general consensus among pro hobbyists, who do you think it will be then?
>>97224979Obese Sloptubers arent hobbyists
>>97224965My doctor says that's a common issue these days and not to be embarrassed about it
>>97224914>no mention of purple anonThis has to be bait
>>97224979>pro hobbyistshow is everything you say so fucking cringe, I don't get it
>>97224986Its not just obeast ones saying it, frail feeble nerds and LGS enthusiasts are all buzzing with the rumor.
>>97224979>pro hobbyists
>>97224976>More ultramarinesThat's pretty funny but I believe it.
>>97224991>purple anonI don't know who that is.
>>97224991No fucking shit it's bait you dumb nigger he's saying decalmutant is one of the best painters in this general
>>97224993>>97225000There is nothing even mildly amusing about that statement, grow up you immature spuds.
>>97224991Purpleanons stuff is very nice but these two are objectively way better. Only one I'd also put up there is that anon with super vibrant GSC.
>>97225017Is Purpleanon the Blanon guy also?
>>97224979>GW selling multiple models named "Leman Russ" in 40kNever ever
>>97224991Purpleanon is btanon/o&tanon tier, blanon and tsonsanon are a couple tiers above that
>>97225022No, he has retro stuff: bangels, homebrew purple chapter, some orks and a bit of CSM.
>>97225033the IG tank is on the shop with the name 'Leman Russ Battle Tank'
>>97225035To add, there are a handful of other painters in that top tier but they're much less regular in their posting around here>>97225042His purple marines aren't homebrew, they're the imperial stars
>>97225035>Purpleanon is btanon/o&tanon tierI will knock you the fuck out
>>97225056>His purple marines aren't homebrew, they're the imperial starsoh whoops my bad
What would cause a mass uproar on what faction getting removed in favor of a side game? Like how tons of people got pissed off when they removed Beastmen from AoS to The Old World?
My spaghetti turned bad today. This will be bad omen for my hobbying.
>>97225070Custards getting moved back to HH
>>97225070Daemons going to AoS
>>97225058It's true, he just does very clean retro boxart paintjobsThat's the same echelon as those two who do more than boxart paintjobs but not to the degree of the highest tier painters we have here
>>97225070Custodes
>>97225070It would be funny if they removed grey knights, death watch, imperial agents, and custodes all in one fell swoop.
What is more true? All of Fantasy takes place on one planet that's separated from everything in 40k? Or all of 40k takes place inside a glass bottle in a wizard tower in the Empire in Fantasy?
>>97225089>death watchThey did remove them though
I play Sisters of Battle. I may have to face a Thousand Sons list with 30 Scarab Occult terminators and 5 Predator tanks soon. What do I do so as not to get wrecked? My first thought was mass saturation of 5-model units to dull the impact and cover the board, and 3 exorcists to fire from safety.
>>97225080
>>97225100You can get mad about inoffensive truths all you want it won't change anything
>>97225080Yeah he might be a 7 at most
>>97225111He's a 7.5 like those two, better than a 7 but not a contest winner like an 8
>>97223802you should've made the base the same colour as the mud splashes. He looks like he had a close enounter with a bunch of nurglings with diarrhea
>>97225072Ur good, there definitely was a hex placed on you but I removed it with solid aura and good intentions. Hobby on king>>97225111I am closing in on a 7, I think hes a 9.
Is it gay to play sisters?
>>97225138You're a 2
>>97225146It's only gay to play SW
Dark Eldar or Sisters of Battle. I'm not asking again. I will get the Army Set anyway but it's obviously borderline useless.
>>97225138reviewanon gave you a very generous 4.5
>>97225097>What do I do so as not to get wrecked?Refuse to play against cringe spam lists
How viable is a pentient/mortifier/penitent army for sisters? Im a bit interested in the SoB but not the standard stuff, but the repentia things. Are they viable for making an entire army or is it folly?
>>97225097Play 3 Castigators 30 Sacresants with Vahl and friends and roll the dusters.
>>97225163Can't go wrong either way but I'm gonna have to go with deldar.
>>97225163I'd get SoB and wait for the Deldar refresh
>>97225156
What model is basically Dr Mundo?>MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES
>>97225138Again trying to make this about yourself lmao, what a fucking faggot. You were a 4-5 when you first started posting here and you didn't improve AT ALL during that time so that's still where you're at.
>>97225163Sisters of battle
>>97225138Issa 4 chief
>>97225240You really are a vile serpent
When's /ourguy/ coming?
>>97225240He's not a 4, 4 is battle ready+ with no weird finishes, he doesn't even paint in all the details on his models or clean up his washes, and he has texture buildup and chalky dry brushing everywhereHe's a 2.5 on his best day
>>97225256who cares, nobody plays ec
>>97225260Post models you fat sow
>>97225256No emperor's tranny is ever one of /ourguys/
>>97225146I am gay and play Sisters, so it is a distinct possibility.
>>97225264Already did and you ignored it because it shattered your only defense :)>>97224756
>>97225284Its a cute model, you think you're Picasso or something? Get off your high horse bean curd.
>>97225260Nubs+mouldlines should automatically knock 1 tier off for 4.9 and below and knock 2 tiers off for 5-6.9, and 3 tiers off for 7.0+>4.7tier model has moudlines present=3.7tier>6.2tier model has nubs present=4.2tier>8.4tier model with nubs present=5.4tier
>>97225256This guy sucks and not even in a fun or interesting way.
>>97225293It blows the fuck out of your slop that's for sure
>>97225305Fuck off freak
>>97225256The only named EC character that should come back is mother fucking DOOM RIDER NANANANA leading a refresh of Chaos Bikers who are still on the same sculpts since 3rd ed.
>>97225293Oh look the redditor is getting racist and denigrating superior modelposters when he gets Btfo'd Again
>>97225332that's not a racist comment you jerk, quit trying to subvert my comments and actions all the time.
>>97225329Well I can't say no to that.Faster than a Las-boltTerrifying screamHe's fueled by coke and MetalHe is Daemon and machineHe's the Daemon bikerBreathing coke and fireSummoned by the cultists he is nigh!https://youtu.be/4s1gBIVOTtk?si=Gqo_s3F_HqLLt7IU
>>97225329Yeah but he wouldn't have his fun and fluffy "He comes, he goes" rule
Decal slopper literally gave me hobby burnout for 2 months. Is there still monthly model posting?
>>97225380Wow you must of an adolescents mind to be so mentally frail. I suggest you take another long break before you blame your next burn out on another modeler.
>>97225380Yeah it's terrain or something holiday themed this month. I'll work on these tomorrow. I tried oil washes with odorless turpentine (white spirit was stupidly expensive for some reason) and while it looks good, the surface is rather sticky even after a week of applying.
>>97225380We still do collages, he's still around unfortunately but at least he's forever not allowed on them.
>>97225387I don't blame decal slopper. It's the weird hyper rabid wrath towards him that has never made sense to me. His things look a lot better than mine and I put a lot of effort into trying to not make my models look like absolute trash. Seeing everyone just tear into the actual paint job in them killed my self confidence.
>>97225394That battle mat looks great with those walls
>>97225401Lmao
>>97225401Okay my bad forget everything I just said previously. You're a King in my book and wish you nothing but the best in life.
>>97225401I posted one model and even though I got good reviews after seeing what people do to his models I decided to not post anything anymore. I'll probably be called him as well. Also how much people were shitting on that ultramarine girl.
>>97225419You have a pure heart of emerald tranquility and I applaud you for speaking your mind anon. I know your models are gorgeous just from the character you have shown us tonight.
>>97225035which btanon are we talking about cause you might be somewhat correct or just retarded
This is organic posting
>>97225377>>97225377Hm... spotballing, but if given the chance, I'd write the rule that it only triggers if Doom Rider is Battle-shocked.So if, at the end of your turn, Doom Rider is Battle-shocked, roll a D6. On a 2-5, nothing happens. On a 6, he hits a good high and stops being Battle-shocked and may immediately make a Normal Move. On a 1, he forgets why he's fighting and rides off into the Sunset. He is placed into Strategic Reserves. But one of his Unit Abilities is "3rd Edition Reserve Rules", where, if he's ever placed into any kind of Reserves, you must roll a 3+ during your reinforcement phase to get his ass onto the battlefield.
It is organic posting. I stopped fucking going in these threads because of decalslop wars and I come back and it's full of decalslop again. Why is he literally satan? I don't see sallyanon get this focus?
>>97225380You must be a complete failure to let that faggot influence your hobbying>>97225419>shitting on that ultramarine girlThat was mostly because she brought /soc/-tier drama here a couple times.
>voidweaver/starweaver kit has enough bits for extra clown bodies>troupe kit has extra weapon armsYou can bash a few extra troupe models out of spare bits. GW normally never lets you do this by having exactly the right numbers of torsos or pairs of legs
>>97225433I much prefer orgasmic posting.
>>97225446Can one of the decalstorians give him a QRD?
>>97225400And there is no reason that I am relegated to thread punching bag for lols because a few anons have a political dispute with me. The whole community events are becoming majorly clicky, very high school girls club feeling to it.
>>97225446Sally doesn't act like a fucking mentally ill attention whore, that is an insulting comparison
>>97225446Sallyanon literally just hobby and game posts while shitting on his own stuff, what are you on about lmao
>>97225458Maybe he only acts like a mentally ill attention whore because you keep fucking antagonizing him.
>>97225403It was included in the .stl set, just go to a copy center and have it printed it on a vinyl.
>>97225455>clickyHow can it be clicky when everyone but you are allowed on
>>97225458Neither do I, I post a single response here and there and 1-3 thread vagabonds swoop in to insult my models or my character and then start samefagging and falseflagging.
>>97225465Nice try revisionist-kun but he was acting like that before anyone started picking on him.
>>97225466Very cool mat indeed, I really enjoy how all the models are very minuscule. Makes for a very cute board, very "Kino" as they say.
>>97225482No he wasn't. I was here when he first started posting, and people chose him as a target for hate and were on him like wild fucking dogs from the start. Don't try and act like I'm the revisionist here.
>>97225465He called me a tranny once because he asked for critique on one of his models and I gave him advice on gap filling
>>97225401>>97225419You have no models, you're a shitstirrer from /v/ faking sympathy for the one person nobody here can stand so you can get attention
>>97225446He repeatedly spammed down entire threads saying tranny when people called his models bad.He also tried to pretend to be a new poster to get on the fridge after being banned.He crops his pics all the time to avoid md5 checksum filters.He posts like 10 photos of his pile of shit every thread whilst shitposting
>>97225465He was like that from the very start, he came in bragging about how he got banned from reddit 8 times and started shitflinging towards anybody in the thread getting more attention than him, just like the last slopper before him did
>>97225495You're a literal demon spewing malignant falsities meant to malign and denigrate my name. You should be forced to swim through a sea of molten glass.
You are literally trying to turn decalfag into a loosh parasite demon and I don't understand it. It's obsession. If you just ignored the posts it would fucking die. You're basically jerking him off while spitting his name in hatred. It's legitimately bizarre to me.
>>97225511When he had a trip I had it filtered and it was bliss. The cunt disliked tripping as we all stopped giving him attention so he stopped again and ramped up the shitposts.
>>97225465Literally every post you've ever made is you crashing out about your own hobby or crashing out about what's happening here
>>97225511>It's all your fault not hisHe does this himself, it's typical slopper fashion
>>97225517You're giving him attention though.
>>97225521>someone lives rent free so much in your head that you have to look up post historyIncredibly pathetic.
>>97225526>Everybody is one personDumb nigger
>>97225492You can apologize in the reply.
>>97225517Bullshit I was getting even more attention with the trip and even new people started coming in calling space wolves players queers all day like 10 times a day, since removing it they have stopped thank god. I am not putting it back on, it makes things way worse. Also I had an anon accuse me of Insulting a beloved model posters and it made some unhinged schizo start making threats against me.
>>97225533You're literally giving him attention right now, you retarded fuck. This is obsession. You could just *not* talk about him.
>>97225521Lmao what a pathetic faggotUnsurprising that it's also somebody playing apologist for the decalnigger
>>97225532Maybe you should go throw your hobby supplies around again and think twice about crying about other people's mental health
>>97225537King shit, Schizo nomodels absolutely Btfo but a fellow Necron enjoyer too. God is good!
>>97225539>AccuseYou literally did it you lying pajeetYou did it this thread too>>97223725
>>97225537Oh hey it's the guy that jerks off to deviantart sssbbw slob porn
>>97225549You have to understand how twisted him posting this meme is, he shows up and causes all this malignancy and discord and then Spam blame on the so called "Decalanon" then he posts this meme to make it seem like it was all an elaborate plan by the decalanon himself to seek attention. Evil premeditated devilry.
>>97225540Again, you're talking to at least two different people, I'm not replying or mentioning him at all you stupid fucking faggot
>>97225561Meds
>>97225562Anon, you're literally talking about him right now. When you make these posts in a reply chain you are literally talking about him. Are you literally this stupid? Just don't fucking respond.
>>97225537I won't apologize for anything, you're a subhuman for playing apologist for the worst niggerfaggot that has ever plagued our general and you owning models has no affect on that
>>97225568Yea then he follows up with some medical comment and probably shit himself laughing at how devious and destructive he is.
It's been 2 fucking months why aren't you guys done with this shit.
>>97225570No, I'm not, I'm telling you what a stupid fucking retard you are for thinking your so above it while doing the same shit you're bitching about
>>97225537Don't you have lolcows to toy with on Twitter, you don't need to pretend you've always been here
>>97225576It's been 2 years and the nigger hasn't blown his brains out, it'll never end until he kills the thread for good
>>97225578I'm not above it. I never claimed I was above it. Where are you getting this from.
>>97225573>>97225561This kinda shit is why no one can stand you>>97225576*10 monthsFtfy
>>97225455>there is no reason that I am relegated to thread punching bagYou are a refugee from Reddit after you've gotten banned from there multiple times. You've constantly lied out of your teeth about things for ages. You post your models constantly yet when given legitimate feedback on them you ignore them and continue to make the same mistakes. You play the two posterboy marine factions (BAs and Space Wolves) that attract the biggest weirdos, and you went out of your way to build up a whole army of Knights painted in their colors in the span of a few weeks. You ask people to ignore you and leave you alone yet the moment somebody speaks ill of you you jump at their feet to reply with some sort of quippy retort ("You're pathetic") and edit images to bypass people's filters. If it were just one of these, I could see a reason as to why you'd be mad you're being ostracized, but all of them together paints a completely different picture and is perfectly valid reasoning to get annoyed at your presence here. And this is before taking some of the more pressing factors into account (The Nazi shit on your tanks, your history with fridgeking/collage anon, the weird-as-fuck mentioning of religious shit every now and then). Remember, these are all the things YOU do, not the people in the thread. You are the reason for this general's public perception of you over the last year of posting.
You know what, I'm sorry for defending decalfag. He is insufferable, but I still think he should just be fucking ignored.
>>97225576It's been a year actually. Every day. For a year. He just can't be normal and refuses to not cause problems for himself and the thread and then play victim.
Merry Christmas anons. Good luck with your projects and I hope the next year goes well.
Decalslopper is all the proof we need that this general is over and we need a discord if anybody wants actual discussion to returnJust make it so you have to post timestamped models on entry and bar the redditor all access and every problem would disappear in an instantThe only ones who would naysay this are offboard shitposters who would get gatekept by one simple step
>>97225571I'm not an apologist. I said I posted one model, saw how he and the ultragirl were treated and never posted again till now. You not being able to admit you were wrong is pretty pathetic. This is why I don't post models. There is no point.
>>97225598I am off until the 5th of January, gonna get some much done between xmas and new year
>>97225598Yea Ok Kringle go take a walk.
>>97225594He injects himself into conversations. And will make unrelated things about politics or drama or whatever
>>97225561Genuinely unhinged.
>>97225602You are a thinskinned faggot who doesn't belong here then
>>97225601Wow incredible lecture anon, how about you go first. We will be right behind you.../s
>>97225601Marty crispy!
>>97225616>>97225598Ono I missed
>>97225614>WeYou aren't one of us and never will be decalslopper
>>97225594I tried doing that, but if he doesn't make himself (via trip) or his images (consistent metadata) filterable, it ends up clogging up the thread with his shit regardless
>>97225612>who doesn't belong here thenYep, enjoy your decal wars. >>97225557>>97225581I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. I have never posted this Necron WIP before and the other model I posted which ended up on a collage wasn't even a Necron.
>>97225621I'm pretty sure if we just stopped ostracizing the Decalfag and let him into community events all of this rambunctiousness would end and we could salvage this place. Thoughts?
>>97225594He posts over 220 times a day (we have proof from when he had his trip on)It's impossible to ignore him since he's constantly editing his pictures to evade md5 filters
>>97225628Fuck off already thinskinned apologist
>>97225630>Thoughts?Put the trip back on
>>97225628Anon just ignore them, its a sick obsession from heinous individuals with no moral compass.
>post models faggot>okay, now what?>hurrrrrrAnytime someone asks "post models", I laugh, pathetic bitch
>>97225628Go throw a fit elsewhere. You aren't helping the situation and you clearly don't care for this place given your meltdowns demonstrated here>>97225521. Or maybe find a new reaction image next year when you decide to have another episode
>>97225656Wow more bullying, shocker.
>>97225630I'm pretty sure if you dropped a toaster in your bath one night it would solve all the thread's problems at once
>>97225630No. He's been given multiple chances to change his behavior and get allowed into those collages but he always fell into his old ways within a few days. Beyond that, why should the masses change their attitude for the benefit of one bad apple? Also follow this man's advice.>>97225645
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>>97225650>>97225663Suckstart a shotgun ban evader
>>97225630I think where I'm from that they used to tie people like him to their trailer hitches and drag them through town. But that's just my thoughts on it. He could always just not post his models for a bit(months) and I bet the thread would simmer down.
I will never understand how you people don't get tired of doing this shit every single day lol
Lets all just take a deep breath and remember we are all on the same side here. We are all Warhammer 40k players and all just want the best for the game and each other. I say we all mention a favorite moment or model from this year, what do you guys say?
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Gookmoot can go fuck himself with this dice captcha I've tried figuring out what they want for a difference all day with no luckThe rest of the new captchas are easy as hell but this one is either buggy or retarded>All but one are missing one? Nope the one missing none isnt right>All are different, no consistency between any? Good fucking luck>Two missing two and one missing 5? It's not the one missing 5 fuck youGook faggot just trying to push people to buy passes harder and harder
>>97225685My favorite moment was a few days ago when you said your feefees were hurt because nobody would stand up for you after 2 years of you trying to kill our general
>>97225685My favorite thread moment was when Decalfag got banned forever by the Collage anon.
>>97225698It's so easy to solve I barely have to look at it anymore and im dyslexic and would get fucked up on the old one all the time. Skill issue unironically
>>97225685My favorite moment was when you said you've never said anything racist and then said a bunch of slurs with your trip on
>>97225698You know the dots ones the difference is either number of dots, or one will have a white dot instead of black and that's the difference
>>97225719It's not consistent in the slightest you lying pajeetThe others are mindlessly easy, there is no rhyme or reason when two can have 5 blank dice and the third has no blank faces and the third one somehow isn't the correct answer
>>97225685Decalfag getting btfo a few days ago when he asked if anyone actually thought this place would be better if he left But besides that maybe retro anons picture show
>>97225727Tried it based on number of dots tooAnd not calling you a liar but I've literally never seen one with a white dot
>>97225668I remember Collage anon giving him like 7 other chances (If you can cool it with the foul remarks for a month etc.) before getting really pissed at him and flat out permabanning Smegcal. Or was it Fridgeanon? Either way >>97225630, people (including me at some point) were maybe in your position months/a year ago but unfortunately he just won't change for the better. Assuming you're trying to vouch for Smegcal in good faith.
>>97225685Blubangelsanon and purpleanons comics. Or the community stuff. But also every time fecalplopper tried to claim he was friends with someone only to be dragged through the dirt by someone lmfao
>>97225698This is literally the fastest, easiest caption to date. If you can't solve it, you are the Fucking Low IQ Rabble and I'm genuinely glad this change causes you to post less often.
>>97225521The Sid poster is just decalfaggot himself. He always does this where he pretends to be an innocent 3rd party who totally doesn't mind the decalfag, and it's not he who is the problem but the other people who see and notice the shitty behaviour and the behavioural patterns of decalfag.
>>97225630You had your number one hater give you a fair chance last month and you couldn't even last a full weekYou are beyond hope
>>97225745I used to give him genuine advice when he asked for it and he insulted me too many times so now I just fuck with him
>>97225763Kek, good image
>>97225748Took you 10 minutes to solve and reply lmao
>>97225763Where is the proof is this genuine help you gave me and insulted you over, I can't stand this fake persona you have developed for me over these few years.
>>97225772Where is the proof you've removed your nazi decals. It's a two way street
>>97225763>posted this image in /asog/ while giving some anon books>40kg took it and made it their thread war memeKinda sad.
>>97225763>limited 2024someone post that model, shit had me laughing so hard
>>97225763Dude seriously, I was like giving him genuinely compassionate advice regarding his models and like how to get people to hate on him less, but he just autism retard-bulldozed past both and now look at the wretch.It's a shame we don't have an employee to tell us how he acts IRL like with Iron Al.
>>97225785Then stay there please
>>97225785Why don't you go back there then
>>97225786>Iron AIWhomst? The iron tard?
>>97225785>classic space wolves done very cleanthat guy can't be serious lmao
>>97225796>>97225800I do spend some time there but I enjoy conversing with people here unfettered, you can only say so much in the discord, it feels highly regulated and I have a few striking opinions of things I like getting off my chest here.
i got shit-stomped at my 2nd ever 40k game. we did 1k + our primarchs at my friend's insistence and unsurprisingly i felt overwhelmed. He tabled me on turn 2 after a disastrous feel no pain save had him take almost zero damage from my entire army focusing their fire on his Knights. felt gutted and demoralized when my army got basically wiped out on the clapback. Oh well one day ill have a fun game of 40k !!
>>97225822Damn gurl! Did you remember your dual oath of moments and your additions to the hit and reroll of the wound!?
>>97225812You literally won't get banned there unless you post cpYou saying you feel restricted is your own fear of a lack of anonymity and tarnishing your reputation by behaving how you do in a place where you have a hard name tied to your behavior
>>972258221k is horrendously unbalanced
>>97225812Just leave you're actually killing this place cant you see that
>>97225822>Oh well one day ill have a fun game of 40k !!
>>97225832yep ! i kept rolling majority 1s and he was making almost every save. it was biblical how awful my dice rolls were while he was rolling hot ;(>>97225839i just wanted to do 500 pts to learn what my units do ;_;
>>97225840Uh no when I started 2 years ago this place was a cemetery, the additions of games and increased popularity of the setting have seen this place only shoot up in popularity you blind oaf. I suspect anyone who spreads the seeds of doubt and damnation of this place are heretics deserving of castration.
>>97225853500 points is even less balanced than 1k.But your friend should have done 1k with a detuned list to let you learn
>>97225840you retards keep falling for his blatantly obvious shitposting, that's literally the only reason he keeps it up
>>97225853:( nothing you can do about a night of bad rolls Queen, just hope for a better game next time.
>>97225861You've chased off three modelposters this week alone nigger
>>97225867>No he's actually a shitposterShitposters don't buy thousands of dollars of knights and paint them poorly as a joke
>>97225809YeahI like to imagine FatALittleSmegcal is equally as nasty, just also a self-hating minority.
>>97225822Was there any cool cinematic moments for yourdudes
>>97225875okay then he's just mentally ill, doesn't change the fact that it's because you keep engaging him
>>97225866its not meant to be balanced just a tutorial to ease me into the game......i get overwhelmed + decision paralysis when theres alot of units all with keywords...im still learning how the game flows and a low stakes game with generic guys seems really chill>>97225868sadly both of my irl male friend are giga autismos and dont understand the concept of easing someone into such a rules heavy crunchy game like 10th E.....:(>>97225880none sadly. i killed only 2 models total and all my squads got wiped out completely on the crackback. i was totally tabled by turn 2....idk why men are giga dick heads. we spent more time setting up than the game itself which was bleak from the word go
>>97225923Honestly if you got tabled turn 2 your friend was either cheating, or let you make 17737372 mistakes in an intro game without pointing them out so you could learn, and thus he's probably a cunt
>buy realspace raiders+voidraven bomber+succubus+combat patrol>460 bucks or something>sellers give me 5% off>sell 130 dollars of models I don't wantWould still cost me 307 or so dollars to get the remaining models. The fight jet and the bomber might be separate too.
>>97225931Oh but I still wouldn't have reavers. And deldar are a small range too.
>>97225724>DECALFAG T_T>RACIST T_T>Nazis T_TWhen did this place turn into fucking Reddit?
We page 8Migr8>>97225951>>97225951
>>97225950You started browsing after 2016
>>97225950Over a decade of culturewar has made being light hearted about racism impossible. Everyone's so on edge wanting to yell about whatever repressed bullshit they're up to it doesn't work and everyone walks on eggshells all the time. Sucks.
>>97225971>after 2016>>97225976>2015 Checkmate reddit.
