>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
Previous Years Threads2021: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/82682261/2022: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/87105853/ https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/87131948/2023: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91312886/2024: https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94653077/
I have 40kigger fatigue.
>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa >I am pretty much a full daemonette now, but Vanessa is still in there somewhere, probably enjoying herself, or not, it isn’t really my problem >The last year has been highly productive, we secretly control numerous communities on a dozen worlds like Happy Ending, Damnatum Lutum, Archipelagia, and of course, my current lair in the Hot Springs Resort in Exmus, the second largest city on Nordica II. 729 employees, 1045 guests, all either sworn to Slaanesh, or rapidly coming under our influence>Plus we have plenty of other cells hidden in other communities on Nordica II, including the Guard regiments, plus hundreds of mutants and daemonettes hidden in the caves beneath the surface, plus alliances with certain ancient evils deeper below the surface, plus stable portals leading to our holdings on other worlds, as well as Slaanesh’s Realm >All this makes me very busy of course, since the corruption of new recruits is one of my primary responsibilities >And oh boy, as there been a lot of new recruits lately >And we will need them too, since Slaaneshmas is just around the corner, and we have lots of gift wrapping to do >Thousands of gifts, from rewards for loyal members, to items that will give prospective members just the right amount of nudge in our direction, to genuinely wholesome gifts for those who have aided our cause or fought alongside us over the past few years, whether they realized it or not >Anything from “toys”, drugs, or gift wrapped new recruits, to spiked drinks and spa tickets, to medical supplies and ammo, there is something for everyone >Ugh, just thinking about it makes me tired >I stop by the hotel lobby and enjoy a chocolate obscura mocha latte with whipped cream, “whipped cream”, crushed peppermint sprinkles, and a fine dusting of cocaine
>>97227524>It sure is festive in here, lots of people wearing santa hats, fake reindeer antlers, red ribbons, and often not much else >Mistletoes everywhere obviously >Exmus’s Mayor gives my feet a rub while I get updates on my dataslate >Aside from the gift packing, the other big item on the agenda is “Blood Bowl” game >Ever since I got the invite, I have been recruiting actual athletes, and also getting them to train some of the bigger mutants>I also have a few Space Marines lined up as substitute players if things get a little rough >According to reports, the team is still pretty bad, but it is the thought that counts >The game starts in a few hours, and I will be attending with a few of my saner and more dignified followers >Now the only question is how to get there >The sleigh pulled by naked, frenzied whores is probably a bit much >I guess I will just have to slum it and take the pink and gold limo with two jacuzzis and three stripper poles inside
