If elves weren't the pinnacle of all creation than why do they get the privilege of working in Santa's workshop?
>>97227600Because they're really easy to enslave.
Elf (goblin)
>>97227616>>97227678They in turn enslave kids to their products. Binding you in debt ridden consumerism for life.
>>97227678These pictures are the same.
>>97227704no they arent!one has better tits.
>>97227678Where is my VN about a depressed elf girl who makes old timey toys she knows nobody wants anymore?
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>>97227749One would think that because the elves are magic they'd be able to magically make the stuff kids want regardless of the eraLike they can bring forth all the tech needed to make a phone and they just have to put it together
>>97227688>Santa chooses goblins instead of elves to make his toys>Becomes basically Sauron crossed with Jack skellington or robot santa from futurama
>>97227864Yeah but in my headcanon here they can't. You meet a depressed elf gf and help her learn there is more to life than making wooden trains.
>>97227885while she simultaneously reminds you of life's simple joys.
I know this is just some off-topic shitposting thread, but some people really struggle with the concept of a name applying to different things.
>>97227600Traditional games?
