Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
Also, I know this movie is relatively obscure outside America. It's called Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, it's about a reindeer named Rudolph whose nose is shiny so he gets exiled from the North Pole, it has a happy ending. The character is an unnamed elf boss who exiles an elf who doesn't want to make toys anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bE5y48Gjl4
>>97230248Flatty flatty no boobs to grabby.
>>97230277DFC's are precious
>>97230304AWOOOOGA
>>97230302>>97230299Didn't this artist get shut down by the worst Korean police?
So are the elfs that help Santa related to elves of myth or are they separate race entirely? Since the orginal myth of saint nick is just him giving a dude money so his daughter's could marry.
>>97230453I have no idea, I've never heard anything about that.
>>97230484Santa being the biggest and fattest elf>by eating the smaller elvesobviously rules over the smaller elvesit's kind of like ants and their queens
>>97230484like most christmas things nowadays, it's likely a result of american marketingmight be an unconscious reference to brownies and the like, though i really wouldn't attribute it to anything beyond some artist making a "santa and his little magical helpers" or something like that
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>>97230588that's a pig built like gigachad
>>97230566So showing this to any elf is like calling a European a gypsy. Just a horrible insult.
>>97230253Tfw no dentist elf buddy to go on adventures with
>>97230484they're not elves in the Tolkien sense, they're whatever your culture calls tomte or nisse. Them making toys and working for santa like it's a job must be an modern anglo/american thing
>>97230669>>97230635god I love well endowed elf girls
>>97230685That makes sense. Especially since elves are shown to be a noble, old, proud race. Them making toys for good human children under a fat guy doesn't make sense.
>>97230236I will not go to Elf practice.
>>97230736Go back.
The fates of men and elves are oft intertwined.
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>>97230685reminds me of that danish elves horror series I watchedthey were actually called nisse the entire time, but they translated it into 'elves', which was a choice they weren't the friendly christmas elves, more like wood monsters
>>97230736Cows are sacred to some, but purely meat for others. I only want to say that good milk comes from happy cows.
>>97230854do not eat the elves
>>97230917Not even in *that* way?
>>97230917some elves are actually cannibalse.g. wood elves in elder scrollsalso, I have no clear prove of it, but it seems like something dark eldar/druchii would do>There is dialogue in Baldurs Gate 3 which implies drow will sometimes eat other sentient beings
>>97230958>druchiiiirc in the darkblade novels malus runs into some hick druchii who do in fact practice cannibalism
>>97230942ew, no.
>>97230969there are two types of hick elves in warhammer fantasy>wood elves: eco terrorists>druchii hicks who live outside of cities: the hills have eyes
>>97230904We don't need you to spam retardation, retard.
>>97230958>>97230917and now that I think about itvampire elves would also technically count as cannibalsalso: in elder scrolls human heart is an alchemy component which means nearly everyone in elder scrolls is technically a cannibal>I was always fascinated by cannibalism, we need more elves eating babies
>No one answers the thread questionssucks desu
Sorry for the non-reply
>>97230588We prefer Human'd around here.
>>97230236>What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?the answer is always just fucking gift cards or cash these days
>>97231104Did we ever determine why vampirism seems to turn humans into elves?>Makes your ears and facial features pointier>Tremendous increase in lifespan>Turns you permanently smug and snobbish
I would give elves magical friendship rings.
