once upon a time, a cute woman in a bookshop was looking at the same self-help book as me. she shyly discussed it and gradually opened up, we had similar interests, she gave me free tickets to a play she was performing in at the weekend ("you could meet me backstage afterwards? if you fancy a drink...").

i didn't go. not interested in plays.

>>97247153
It's fine, she was probably at least as neurotic (if not more so) as you. Really dodged a bullet there.

>>97247135
if you think about it, my dick meeting your ass is a meet cute

For two members maybe it is

>>97247153
based rizzy sigmachad