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Just played mtg against the most autistic sperg on earth.
>Be me
>Meet guy at flgs, he's pretty new and just bought a precon so I offer to play a few rounds
>Turn 1
>Hallowed Fountain and pass
>He plays a forest
>Enables multiple dangerous future board states, counter it
>Turn 2
>Another Hallowed Fountain, pass
>He plays a mountain
>That opens up a lot of bad eventualities so I counter it
>Turn 3
>Hallowed Fountain into Merrow Reejery
>He passes without doing anything
>Turn 4
>Hallowed Fountain into Ponder, swing for 2
>He passes again
>I ask why he isn't playing anything, is he stupid?
>Ree's at me about something, idk I didn't care
>Turn 5
>Island, swing for 2
>He plays mountain into Goblin Guide
>Essence Scatter it
>Ree's again, something about me jacking off? Idk, wasn't listening
>Turn 6
>Island, Mind Spring for card advantage
>He starts packing up before it resolves, trying to give me card advantage blueballs
>I ask what his deal is and point out that I've lost twice as much life as he has
>He says something about not having fun
>I realize he probably doesn't understand the rules and start explaining how this is in fact fun
>He leaves
>Rude
>Over the next eight hours I play nonstop, three whole games against my true peers in blue-white and blue-black control
>Sperg meets me in the parking lot and puts my head through the driver's side window of my used subcompact
Why are all RG players like this??