Rebecca Guay edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97247752>TQWhat is your favorite artwork by Rebecca Guay?
>tq
>>97255868>tqI like her protégé's art more.
>>97255868>TQThis one always stood out to me. One of her more grotesque works, but it has always stuck with me.
>>97255904>perpetual sneezeLMAO Faeries are such assholes. Also, IMAGINE the smell.
>TQthe flowing red hair really contrasts well with the cold blue of the artwork
I... don't like Magic the Gathering.
>TQpropably dark ritual or pic rel but that's mostly because it reminds me of homeI think she peaked in kamigawa tho
>>97255962>using (((scryfall)))
>>97256061So wait, they want to abort Ukrainians?80% of post-Soviet babies are already aborted
>>97256061Is there a better alternative for seeing which cards are wokeslop?
>watch an old box opening>full of soulful art >watch new box opening>the art is dogshitDamn shit used to be cool
>>97256107Regular art has to be trash so you pay gorillion $ for collector version boosters (which are full of even worse art too to make pulling good ones hard)
TQ
>>97255868>TQ
>>97255904I’ve always loved this art. Very evocative.
>>97256132I never cares much for the extended art treatments from wotc or foils past like 10th
>>97255868>TQI am excited for Lorwyn but also concerned about the unrevealed cards and how much it may let me down
>>97255952Ah, card art design from before a time when the mana-color-coded filter had to be applied over top.
>>97255952imams of the coast will never reprint this artwork againredheads are haramHAIL SAURON THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER
>>972562922020 ass deck
>>97255904>here, breathe in some cyanide>thanks Satan
>>97256355Same. It also saddens me that it will not be a block so there won't even be space for odd stuff like the shadowmoor demigods.
>>97256406>imams of the coast will never reprint this artwork again>redheads are haramGenuinely what the FUCK is the west coasts problem with redheads??? Every single redhead character in a popular IP seems to be doomed to get replaced with blackest, fattest, most nappy haired nigger you could possibly imagine. I usedbto be kind of on the fence about this theory but they've proven without fail that every single ginger will become a nigger. What the fuck did gingers do to silicon valley??? They don't even do this shit to blonde haired blue eyed characters. Is it just because gingers used to fit the role of "different looking character in the cast"?
>>97256422What are you talking about you sound crazy right now
>>97255962It’s been so long since I’ve watched Stranger Things I forgot they sexualized a child and made him gay
>>97256422anon, you know exactly what's upcome on nowdon't need to bait like that
>>97256422real schizo hours
>>97256438I just need a good explanation. Is it because redheads are too celtic? Does it remind native britons too much that they have a distinct and unique ethnicity? Like what the hell man.
>>97256457Man they went in hard on her breast removalLike there has to be some real hard guideline about this
>>97256457>>97256438Oh boy here comes the part where you post your collection of cherry picked images. How will I ever recover. Oh wait, I have eyes, a functional memory, and a brain.
>>97256459It's well known that a lot of member of Maro's tribes are dyslexic. When they read "ginger" it turns into ...
>everyone's just casting bait at each other
>>97256465>guys why does nobody wear glasses??>wtf are you talking about, here's some people who do>REEEEE CHERRYPICKING THOSE DON'T COUNT
>wotc decided to revoke wpn status from my lgs and gave zero reason>means no prize support or prereleasesI'm pretty sure it's because one of the fags who got banned from the store for harassing some guy's wife made some shit uphe had a melty and left a billion bad reviews on google for getting DQ'd from a warhammer event last year
There's gotta be some guy with a collection of images of every magic card ever who just spams it whenever someone triggers his autism. I've sene this happen over the last few threads several times. What board culture does such behavior come from? Is it just low effort spammer culture or are there still some seftions pf the internet where repeating yourself is enough to win an argument? I'm very curious.
>>97256491I am not the spam man but it took me two seconds on scryfall to find cards with red haired characters in them sorted by release date so that's probably where they are pulling from.
>>97256491>make stupid claim>get mad when people know how to use scryfall to look up cards to disprove claimlol how new
>>97256508>7 sets a year>heheh look at these 2 cards that prove you wrong
>i am going to be epic troll for the 16541654651th time in a rowAnon, it's not funny if you keep doing it every time.
>>97256529>doubling downdo you think I'm going to sit here and post hundreds of cards?
>>97256545sex with this thing
>>97256491>There's gotta be some guy with a collection of images of every magic card everhttps://scryfall.com/type into search bar "art:"put in whatever is the latest shitflingingthere you go
>>97256491>local shitposter finds out what the internet can dobrings a tear to your eye
aight you want content that bad?I win.
Do you consider this to be power creep?
>>97256573Well yeah
They should stop with the fucking capeshit and start doing more videogame sets
>>97256573Not strictly better, but yeah it's overall stronger. The better example would be stock up vs divination, or quick study vs divination.
>>97256582day/night is cringe but card isn't that bad
>>97256590Elsen ring set would be kino and sell like hotcakes
>>97256596Literally nobody would buy that shit
>>97256596>L2; electric ringaloo would sell ehIf they did a dark souls set maybeI would just be interest in my baemore
>>97256614You are very wrong
>>97256573The 4 mana dig through time was pretty good in standardStock up is insane
>>97256618>no ur wrongWew great argument, dipshit
>>97256596From Software games would be 90% Black
>>97256625Right back at you >Nobody would buy that shitSource: your gaping anus
>>97255868MARK YOU FUCKING INGRATEIT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CHEAP AND EASY THIS IS TO CASTIT'S NOT A FUCKING MYTHIC EFFECTIT'S UNCOMMON YOU LYING TRASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>97256665Uncommon he says.
>>97256665Are you retarded? Bitterblossom is an insane card. A limited with it at uncommon would be fucking miserable
>>97256682Biterblossom is fucking unplayable now
Maro is a man with no principles, no talent, and no dick. A corporate pig happy to shit down the trough to the other pigs for some extra slop. Both a slave and a slave master. What a pathetic little man
>>97256693Not in Limited it isn't. It would be even more one-sided then MH3 with Writhing Chrysalis.
>>97256693You have no fucking idea how ungodly powerful Bitterblossom is.
>>97256693what the fuck is up with the influx of retarded takes lately?is it an influx of UBbabs? a dedicated shitposter? something in the water?
>>97256632Yes, and?
interesting tech for creativity that went unnoticed: this is the only nonland bounce spell that conditionally creates a body at 2 mana
>Skrelv's Hive (Bitterblossom but better) comes out and does nothing>retards are suddenly pretending it will have any impact now just because it has flash
>>97256748>Skrelv's Hive (Bitterblossom but better)bait used to be believable
>>97256720Bitch I played with bitterblossom in modern for ages in my orzhov token deck.Bitterblossom is absloute trash in probably every single constructed format including standardEnjoy making 2 1/1s for 2 mana and 2 life by turn 4 while your openent took the time to win the fucking game by then
>>97256757You don't understand what makes Bitterblossom good.Bitterblossom tokens can block and fly. Both of these things give the Bitterblossom player total board control. Try to race a Bitterblossom and your opponent can block exactly enough to win the race. >you lose life!If you make a faerie every turn and use it to chump-block a 2/2, that's basically the same as gaining one life every turn. In reality, because the tokens can join together or with other creatures to block, Bitterblossom quickly creates board states that are extremely unfavorable to attack into. Meanwhile you're just getting killed in the air by attacking faeries. Even if you have a flying blocker, your opponent is gradually building up inevitability as they put more and more tokens into play. Think of it like a planeswalker; it sits there, generating value turn after turn after turn. And this one has FLASH, so it slots even harder. You don't even have to tap out for a turn 2 Bitterblossom.
>>97256771You dont have to explain me the card, I played with them for years. And im telling you that is has been power crept the fuck out of constructedWhen was the last time someone played bitterblossom in modern? I was there day 1 bought 4 of them the day it was unbanned in modern in 2014.You know what happened next? It faded into nothing, nobody plays it. Even in 2014 was underwhelming. Its been power crept the fuck out ages ago. Be my guest and make a bitterblossom deck and see how it works out for you
>but bitter blo-fire magic
>>97256797Spell Stutter. Since I have 4345353 faeries it's a hard counterspell now. Fuck you.
>>97256797>>97256807>nice deck bro
>>97256795>this card doesn't see play in Modern, therefore bad in Standarddamn, I guess Proft's Eidetic Memory was weak since nobody was running it there.
The right take is that it's just ok in constructed nowadays, but making it an uncommon is ludicrous and would ruin that limited format.
>>97256815I dont play standard since like 2019, but according to what I hear games are over in like 5 turns. Which sounds about right looking at how broken new cards are
>>97256810>playing a 5 drop>against faeries>everlol>>97256816yeah that's closer to it. It would be an egregious limited, can you imagine? There would be literally no reason to ever draft anything but black
>>97256818>I don't play this format, let me tell you about what is broken on itbait or mental retardation. call it
>>97256641Yes nobody would buy that shitFeel free to add anything of substance to this conversations
>>97256819I wouldn't play a 5 drop, I'd bear your ass with Boros energy before you could make 2 fairy tokens
>>97256829what the fuck is thundermaw hellkite doing in boros energy?
Boros Energy almost 20% of the meta, 10% of the meta is LITERAL Coinflip Storm.This game is so fucked.
>>97256834
>>97256836I'd rather have Boros Energy then Amulet Titan. At least Boros murders me quickly.
>>97256834It's for the mirror match
>>97256836>Boros Energy almost 20% of the metabrother, we lived through 60% boros energy for almost 2 years, those numbers are amazing >This game is so fucked.has been for over half a decade at this point
>>97256771yeah blossom is great now that every single format can cheat out atraxa on turn 3
>>97256859Atraxa isn't legal on Standard and Leyline of the Void is.
>Leyline of the VoidWho the fuck thought this was a good idea? Who the fuck thought giving ALL COLORS access to TURN 0 permanent grave hate that just turns off your deck was a good idea? These fucking cunts.>>97256862
>>97256868eh it's finejust give black more enchantment removal :)
>>97256868lmao get fucked gravetard
>>97256868Graveyard hate is the risk of playing reanimator. It's what we call "interaction"
>>97256868>grrr why did the devs let everyone choose rock as an option, it beats scissors every time!
>>97256868>NOOOO you can't counter my deck anon you're ruining the casual pod noooooooooooooooooooo
>>97256836When will people learn that uw control is the best deck in any format?
>>97256845>I'd rather have shit than ass
Energy was one of the most hated Magic mechanics ever because it's just uninteractable goodstuff stapled onto cards. Why'd they just bring it back? How can this not be seen as a clear insult?
>>97256972Because we need to energize our shields or else the Borg Cube will blow right through us.
>>97256972>goodstuff stapled onto cardsI don't think you understand what these words mean
>>97256972Energy cards are the OPPOSITE of goodstuff you retard. That's the problem with them. Goodstuff means "generically good" like cards with draw or ramp stapled onto them. Energy meanwhile gives you counters that do literally nothing unless you use other energy cards. It's a mechanic that's too synergy-focused, which is the opposite of what goodstuff means.
>>97257013fpbp
>>97256868Funniest part is absolutely nobody is playing Leyline of the Void rn despite reanimator being a t1 deck
