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Player Hate Thread, because fuck you little shits.
>say I'm looking for active people to play with
>bro I'm totally active I can be there every game
>you sure you can be there every Fri night?
>yeah totally I can be there 99% of the time
>okay fine you're in
>bro my job is getting too hectic something something they put more responsibilities I can't play anymore after 2 sessions

>let me make up this retarded plan where I walk up to the guards at the armory and tell them we're taking their shifts
>what? who the fuck are you why aren't you in uniform?
>uhhhhhh... I was just hired by your captain I'm just a hired helping hand
>I've never heard of something this ridiculous, which captain so I can confirm?
>uhhhhhhhhhhh captain steve rogers
>there is nobody by that name who the fuck are you people
>DM bro how come we don't even get to do diplomacy checks for this?

>okay guys this game has you starting in a crime-ridden, poor, and destroyed city where you play as nobodies rising from nothing to hopefully making it big
>the idea is to start from zero and make it big so you start with no money and shit equipment
>its up to you guys how to make that money whether it's pulling heists, working shit menial jobs for a while, mugging people, getting in good graces with nobles, etc
>alright give me your characters and tell me what you want to do
>my character is [blank] but he was friends with one of the best legendary sword masters in the area and I would like to go to him and ask him to give me equipment and let me stay at his mansion for a while

>can we try out cool wuxia system Qin Warring States DM?
>sure, I can read it. make sure you guys read it too
>1 week later
>have you guys read the book and gotten some ideas?
>lol I haven't even started reading