how did you explain having literal blue human women in your scifi setting?
Because I want to.
>>97259986It make my penor hard
>>97259986Well, when a blue man and a blue woman love each other very much...
Low effort slop thread.
>>97260069You're right, this belongs in Blue Women General.
>>97259986My players aren’t autistic so I don’t have to
>>97260121you aren't gunna get content to farm.
>>97260139On the contrary, it's been a bountiful harvest.
>>97259986It makes my weiner go boi-oi-oi-oing
>>97260170a whole 5 posts barely making a sentence fragment each.threads a dud, spam out another.
>>97259986Blue human women make my penis the big penis
>>97260186It pushed another thread into the archive so it has achieved its desired effect.
>>97260197one of them that was more than likely a spam thread.so do it again.
>>97260209What makes you think I haven't already?
>>97259986Picture unrelated?
>>97259986Their skin is blue so my balls won't be.
>>97260297>no bro she has a weird scalp so she's totally not human!Based Star Trek enjoyer
>>97260121Was this a Blue Man Group joke?
>>97259986>Hey players. As discussed casually over the late stages of the previous campaign, I'm gonna run us a sci-fi campaign aiming for fifteen to twenty sessions while Jimmy prepares the next big fantasy epic.>Anyone opposed to technicolor sexy people as aliens in this scifi game?>No? No objections. Sweet.>Any questions?>Yeah there will be aliens OTHER than technicolor sexy people, this is just a vote on whether we have Orions or Asari or what have you as part of the game.>If you have any more detailed preferences for the game, space babes or otherwise, leave anonymous notes in the dice chest as is our table's habit. I'll try to work in whatever I can, but no promises.>Anyone bringing a bag of sugary sweet candy in space-babe color will get a +1 to diplomacy with them.>See you all next week.
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>>97259986Who are you talking to?
>>97259986>blue human women Paint.Genetic engineering.Only men are allowed to know the passwords for the central heating controls.>literal blue human womenThey're always sadandthey're selectively bred to have no understanding of or capability to use metaphorical, allegorical or figurative language.
>>97259986I dunno, man. Not every part of human history is reliably chronicled. All kinds of shit has happened in the past few millenia, there have been several local civilization collapses and a couple of large-scale, long-term disturbances in communication between systems, information has been lost, and now there are blue women. If I absolutely had to answer the question, it'd be >>97259993 and >>97260057 but it was someone like future Elon Musk instead of a couple of random anons who really liked blue women, therefore they are now a thing.
>>97259986This woman has blue eyes. Too blue. In book, blue eyes means she is secretly traitor or has tragic past with a horse. We watch her close.
>>97259986They evolved with hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin. Given the sorts of creatures with that type of blood on earth, we can thus conclude that these are in actual fact sexy clam girls.
>>97259986I stole a plot point from StarCraft for a sci-fi game using the old Shadowforce Archer Spycraft rule set.The OG precursor race had genetic memory (each one had all the memories of their bloodline back to the beginning) and were dying out from Reasons, but created two inheritor races. One was humanity, the other was the not!Asari/not!Twi'lek/not!Orion race. Each was designed to include an "explorer gene" in part of the population and thus to develop the desire to seek spaceflight and to reach out across the cosmos like adventurers in human history, with the (unknown to them) goal of one day meeting the race designed to be compatible with them as their other half, designed to appeal to each other on a genetic level as sexually attractive, and thus to fuck like rabbits, where after a couple of generations the precursors would have bodies to be reborn in from recombining the DNA of each.All other alien races are not cross compatible, and people have recently been looking into why there is one exception. It played into the main narrative for a while, but the game fell apart when a couple of the players got deployed overseas. I hadn't decided whether the Precursors were evil or not.
>>97259986They make my dick hard
>>97259986Alien interface organism.Basically, aliens use custom printed biomorphs instead of space suits, when you come to a new planet its easier to simply copy the template of the existing local life forms and use whatever THEIR evolutionary optimizations are for the local environment than it is to try and solve all of those problems yourself on short notice to keep your true self alive on a planet wildly different than what you were evolved for. If you are a methane-ocean jellyfish creature, life on the surface of the Earth is never going to work very well without massive life support systems and robotics. So instead of that, you whip up a human/jellyfish creature hybrid thats human enough to survive on Earth but jellyfish alien enough that its compatible with your brain patterns and then download yourself into that to walk around on Earth and talk to humans with.if you are going to do this anyway, you naturally would also design the interface organism to be as broadly attractive as possible to the species you are communicating with, making it more likely that you will be accepted and treated favorably. There are almost never downsides to being considered hot. So what do aliens talking to humans end up as? Different varieties of space babes. Space hunks might *seem* like an option, but male humans are more likely to feel intimidated by a sexy space man, so that's counter-intuitive to the purpose of the interface.
>>97259986In that specific example, it's implied they project a mental effect that makes them attractive to whoever is looking at them (since different aliens claim they have traits humans can't see). Tho even in that it's implied they mostly humanish
