Elven/Elvish edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97261463>TQWhat elf card do you want reprinted in the next set?
>tq
tq
>Dark on one sight>Light on the otherbehold, Lorwyn Eclipsed art direction
>>97268128That's a merfolk on the elemental color pair.
>>97268138he looks like an elf to me
>TQplease please please
>>97268151you can't just say that
>TQ
>>97268273
>>97268207If a creature with negative attack attacks or fights another creature do they gain toughness?
>>97268300no
Wuxia set with lots of the art like this whenI get we've likely had our asian fantasy fill with Dragonstorm and Avatar, but maybe one day....and big panorama cards don't just have to be for UB either.....https://scrolls.uchicago.edu/view-scroll/227
>>97268300If s creature's stat is negative it's typically treated as 0.The only exception are the effects that want you to add up creature stats like pic related.
>>97268317They've still got Shenmeng. Surely after all the attention they gave these two guys from there just to capture the Chinese market they wouldn't be averse to trying again?Wanderer is super popular in Japan, after all...
>TQI want to see the trannies rage about a pretty elf on their cards. They’ll gnash their teeth and shit themselves in impotent manly rage.
With all the Marvel slop coming this year I think we're forgetting something major when is the Star Wars set?
>>97268361You know Rebecca Guay is woke, right?"Rebecca Guay known for her ethereal fantasy art (especially in Magic: The Gathering), openly supports trans rights and inclusivity, notably through her art featuring her non-binary child, expressing love and celebrating gender diversity as a beautiful, miraculous aspect of family and humanity, reflecting broader trends towards more inclusive aesthetics in fantasy art"
where do big boobies fall on the color pie?
>>97268389Black
>>97268389Big boobies are Green primary, Red secondary.
>>97268374All artists have to pretend to be woke. If they don’t they become pariahs and never work again. As long as the women don’t look like men and vice versa I’ll take it. You some kinda retard for not knowing this? Leftists are basically the inquisition and hunt people down for thought crimes.
>>97268389Thematically it would be a tossup between black and green I'd say.
>>97268404Loot is GR so Gruul is actually the antithesis of tits.Black is the correct answer.
>>97268361Literally everyone was openly drooling about High Perfect Morcant. Hot elves are to be expected.
Green is for natural hangers, black is for bolt ons
Been struggling to find a third Vintage deck to play on MTGO after I sold my playset of Stock Up, every blue deck plays it because it works so well with artifact mana, then I remembered Naduhttps://mtgtop8.com/event?e=77731&d=789970&f=VIThink I'm gonna play something like this list
>>97268428>Literally everyoneOn here there was sanity. Bitch looks 40 years old. It’s amazing how buck broken mtg has become that an ugly hag is considered attractive just because of a bit of boob showing.
>>97268448People forget that hag means 25 or older.
>>97268448lolit's an elf bitch with thighs for days (being pressed with golden filigree), big tits and a malicious smile. Of course everyone loved her.
Reminder that the color pie has never changed or expanded even once over time.White is known for having the best-statted creatures.Black can't kill artifact creatures or other black creatures.Green can destroy any permanent.Blue can deal burn damage.Red is the color of stax.
>>97268461Loot save us from the blight.
>>97268477Throwing loot down an elevator shaft...
>>97268477What a lil' hero.
Loot? More like Lube
BOW TO THE MASTECTOMY
I feel like there's something inherently aggressive about big tits, so they sway a bit further toward red than black
>>97268575If big tits are red how do you explain flatra?
>>97268581When Planeswalkers started losing their spark, Chandra made a deal and lost her tits instead.
Peace out I'm done, wake me when mtg is goodIma play one piece
>>97268618>wake me when mtg is goodRIP forever bro.
>>97268618Take the Premodern or Modern 2015 pill.
>>97268389Green gets the lion's share of big naturals.
>>97268726
>>97268726Red gets the best ones.
>>97268667Premodern looked more fun than it was. The mtgo event cost me many clams before I realized it was another just play blue format
>>97268428>Literally everyonequit trying to astroturf, maro
>>97268428>Literally everyone was openly drooling about High Perfect MorcantSorry Mark, I prefer real toes.
>>97268787Sexy arches tho
>>97268428I swear she is modeled after an OF hoe, Ive definitely seen her tits before on a casting couch
>>97268793A true patrician like me prefers only the flattest of soles. Arches are for the plebs.
>>97268334They don't even print cards in Chinese anymore lol, they stopped last year.
>>97268428She's not that attractive and her limbs were way too fat to be a Lorwyn elf. They're supposed to look like emaciated supermodels.
>>97268952She's not fat, she's Perfect
>>97268374No one cares lol
>>97268374>A greatest artist is a libertine.THIS JUST IN: Water is wet!
>>97268374>woke>makes art like artif Rebecca's artworks are considered woke then count me as awakened.Also she seems like a nice urban lady from her looks
>>97268374people don't have a problem with progressives existing, people have a problem with shoving nonsensical progressive elements where they don't belong
Reminder Terese Nielsen is a lesbian who loves drawing powerful African women but everyone loved her anyway because she never talked about it and just drew good art.Then she got canceled anyway because some mongoloid tranny saw that she had liked 5 Fox News tweets and given a painting to some right wing podcast.
Spoilers for Reality Fracturehttps://youtu.be/borJNXKW7Xs
>"trannies, same as furries, are hated for no reason, according to them"Transvestites fall into these categories>psychopaths>predators>autisticWhen will real women learn that they should never support their existence?
>>97269054>source: voices in my head
>>97269054Wait, you care what women think?
>>97269054>When will women learn
>>97269058>discord trannies aren't real and if you say so you're schizoWell, the voices in my head are usually right>>97269062>do you care about how the most influencing demographic in every genre and market thinks and behavesto an extenti love women's bodies, too bad they're so fucking mentally retarded 99% of the time
>>97269077>DemographicYou see, you're using Jewish words like that unironically. No wonder you are so lost, and you don't even realize it.
>>97269077>>discord trannies aren't real and if you say so you're schizoEVERYONE using discord is a child, retarded and/or a predator
>>97269093>wow you're using a word used to describe what you're trying to describe? cringe and jewishAnd a shalom to you too, goy>>97269097It's not about discord, mate.
>>97269101Trying to communicate with a tranny in English is as useless as trying to teach a nigger basic logic. It will only frustrate all involved parties.
>>97269101yeah no I'm sure all those normal discord groomers don't count in your head
>>97269115They're not even trying to community, just groom and gaslight because they can't even look at themselves in the mirror anymore without grabbing their emergency noose.
>>97269116When a normal guy grooms someone it's all "he's not a predator, it can't be true" and he gets away with it completely. Neil Gaiman just got revealed as a serial rapist and guess what? Got off scot free, as did the 3749 rapists before him. As long as you're a regular guy can go on 20 tours to Epstein's and call him the bestest guy on the world and nobody will give a fuck.When a gay or trans person gets revealed as a groomer, though, it's the end of western civilization and evidence against all of them for all of eternity.
>>97269019>people have a problem with shoving nonsensical progressive elements where they don't belongLike niggers and beaners in Kaldheim, Eldraine, and Innistrad?
>>97269116>>97269136>"hehehehehe but look at my strawman! and that's why what you say is invalid!! heheheh gottem!"Anon, Man, just fucking kill yourself already holy shitNo one even ever implied the absolute schizophrenia you're vomitingLemme guess U control tranny?
>>97269136>Got off scot freeAnon, he got all his shit cancelled. TV deals gone. No new books published, still in the middle of lawsuits I think. I'd hardly call that scot free.
>call others jewish and schizo>proceed to to employ every trick in the talmud and write fanfictionevery time
>>97269177I would, in fact, call that scot free, considering he already has millions of dollars and is not harmed in the slightest nor is in any danger of jail time.
>>97269188That's more of a rich vs poor thing, Magic is the same way.
>>97269188>Found not guilty in a court of law>OMG HE WASN'T HARMED OR SENT TO JAIL FOR HIS CRIMES
>"in fact, based on what i would like to be true, i disagree with your statement. Fucking rich people"To me it honestly seems you're just actually jealous he got money.
Remember; you're always guilty until proven innocent according to these nutjobsSo you might as well do the crime and bash their fucking heads in.
This is something (You) should be interested about according to Hasbro market research. Say something nice about it.
>>97269221>Say something nice about it.Scarlet Witch's original costume is goated.
>>97269221snu snu with she-hulk
>>97269221It will make buckets of money.
i will cum buckets to wasp
>>97269136So they are real.Case solved I look at the top 6 cards of my library.
>>97269221I hope for some OM2 cards with already existing characters.
i know there is a good deck in it, I'm just too bad at the game to bring it forth
>>97269267Just slap it into any mobilize deck
>>97269267There is an extremely good deck, actually.It's just that Ancestral Recall is better.
>>97269267It literally costs the same as the regular 1R 2/2 with Firebending 1, the trick is that that particular card baits you into attacking for 4 turns before it becomes useful.
>>97269221I definitely didn’t ask for this. Besides i play on Arena so luckily i will be seeing zero of this shit, thank god, same as with Spider-Man
>>97269282>4 turns before it becomes useful.each creature triggers individually and each trigger instance counts
The silver medal goes to.
>>97269221talk about striking the iron while it's ice fucking cold doomsday will flop and it will highlight the end of the marveslop era...and JOTC will be left holding the bag
>>97269307do we have sales numbers?
>>97269305yup, and the copied trigger also retrigger FiAsYou can basically consistently checkmate on t2
>>97269307Who post this and where is the so called “proof”? Because i too can take as a sample myself and say is one of the most hated sets of 2025.
>>97269307>Start serving only slop to appease pigs>Push away the human people who do not like slop>Do a survey of the pigs that remain>Survey response: "100% of pigs like slop!">Proceed to declare that 100% of humans like slop.I hate this company like you wouldn't believe.
>>97269307The bronze medal goes to...
>Asking people if they like Avatar immediately after the Avatar set.>"We asked 100 people at this hot dog eating contest, and 99 of them said they liked hot dogs!"Tiresome levels........ rising..................
>>97269322Trust Maro
>>97269338>be slop factory>produce slop>ask pigs if they like slop you produce>"100% of pigs like the slop we sell"You guys really don't get it, do you?
>>97269360>My LGS is a fucking wasteland.>Nobody I know plays MTG anymore.>LGS owner isn't even running prereleases anymore, after they failed to fire multiple times.But Nebraska IS booming.
>ACCORDING TO OUR LAST MARKET RESEARCH PIGS LIKE SLOP!!!Thanks Mark.
>>97269360i mean, given the alternatives, it makes sense
What don't you nerds understand about>LINE>GO>UP
>>97269360Hahahaha i need that “don’t believe his lies” meme. I can take FF that’s a fact but no amount of cocaine or fake messages can make me believe ATLA is second best selling of 2025.
tbqh if you're actually playing mtg in the current era, you deserve everything that is happening
here you have your top tier selling of 2026. be prepared.
>>97269348Dragonstorm was kinda shit compared to the other in-universe sets. Surprised it sold that well for something that didn't deliver on what it was promising.
We are just few hours away of 2026 and i already want to go to 2027 anons… This year looks awful starting with the Seven fucking Sets…
>>97269398>We are just few hours away of 2026 and i already want to go to 2027 anons… This year looks awful starting with the Seven fucking Sets…I mean really, what's worse?>Hot Dog Cartor>Earl Gray, Hot
>>97269398Trek will save ushttps://youtu.be/nolpET4mgiI
>>97269392>Surprised it sold that wellit didn't the other sets just did worse
fuck, thats righttomorrow is 2026
>>97269398NO HOPEABANDON ALL HOPEIS OVEREMBRACE APATHY
>>97269402>Earl Gray, HotYou know the worst part is that they'll probably use AI instead of even shitty screengrabs.
>>97269419I’m here for you anon and Spock, and the Enterprise… Star Trek will save Magic.
>>97269432>Star Trek will save Magic.All aboard the Star Trek train!Or should I say... shuttle craft!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqAFEu72jiEOn more positive news.
>Ironic Star Trek hypeposting.Yeah sure, I'm on board. Let's go.Star Trek will be the best set ever! I'm hyped!
Gay dragonfuckers... I kneel.
>>97269460YAG SOLAB NIAGA ESIR LLIW
>>97269457Station is based, Energy is based. Sets phasers for fun, engage.
>>97269392>>>>Dragonstorm was kinda shit compared to the other in-universe sets.what the fuck are you smoking? >Wacky Races - Omenpath Edition >Edge...OH SHIT WE GOTTA MAKE STAR TREK SETS MAKE SENSE IN MTG...of eternities >Dragons in a pseudo-asian setting tarkir wins by virtue of not being fucking retardedd
>>97269466>Sets phasers for fun, engage.Alright, yeah. Fuck it, I'm sold.Star Trek WILL save Magic! Just make sure not to wear a red shirt on prerelease day xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBRamuDC65wENGAGE
>>97269419I'm honestly rather interested in what the decision was in releasing 7 whole sets in a single yearEven if they were targeting scalpers, that isn't sustainable not even in the short termRetards will see they can't flip em fast enough because consumers have dried up and they will leave or just hoard productMeanwhile the actual consumer base has long left the market>b-b--b-but if we pay content creators to shill product it will magically make moneyIt won't. Content creator trust and engagement is at an all time low and it's going to get worse with people now leaving social platforms en masse due to enshittification and otherwise fatigue due to constant and dishonest shilling.>bb--b-b-but the comments and engagement on social media is positive!Bots and Trolls don't count.
>>97269460Tangent, but I'm tired of dragons being so associated with gays. I wish there was more straight monsterfucking in the world.
>>97269500>I'm honestly rather interested in what the decision was in releasing 7 whole sets in a single yearWe know basically the exact timeline.>Spiderman was supposed to be an "Aftermath" set for Marvel>MOM Aftermath was a giant turd>WotC panics and scrambles to make Spiderman into a real set.>Jams Spiderman into 2025 and shoves Lorwyn back to 2026 so it fits.
>>97269501>I wish there was more straight monsterfucking in the world.>>>/vp/
Oh boy I hope the Star Trek uses Stun (get it, set phasers to Stun!?) counters that would be epic!
I honestly wonder how accurately we could predict every card in the Star Trek set.
Bro, i just want to look at the actual sales and internal cash flow of WotC and i would understand why they do the retarded shit they do.
>>97269522>Crystalline Entity>10 Colorless>When this card enters the battlefield all lands are exiled as long as this card remains on the battlefield
>>97269522>Earl Gray, Hot>2>Artifact - Food>ETB do a thing>2, T, Sacrifice: Gain 3 life,>Replicator>T: Create an "Earl Gray, Hot" token.
>>97269522The fact that this is not a satirical statement compared to a decade ago makes me wish I could plunge a Palestinian forged dagger into every JOTC heart and still I would not be satisfied.
>>97269539So, what, a more expensive Realm Razer?
>>97269522>Captain PicardDo Thing, Draw Card>Captain KirkDo Thing, Draw Card>Captain JanewayDo Thing, Draw Card>Captain SiskoDo Thing, Draw Card
>>97269527Just become a big enough investor and join the meetings.
>>97269419I wonder what 2027 will be like. Maybe 8 UB sets and 1 normal set. Or maybe they’ll just do away with pretending UB isn’t what magic will exclusively give a shit about from now.
>>97269565>I wonder what 2027 will be like. Maybe 8 UB sets and 1 normal set.9 sets is way too many.Let's just do 8 UB sets honestly.
>>97269551Why is every land related effect so fucking cancerous most of the time?>can basically reset the game or heavily restrict what the opponent can do leaving you at a huge advantage just by casting it>can use it to retrigger landfall for every land exiled even by blinking itof course you're not gonna fucking hardcast that shit
>>97269522a station that is also a vehicle!
>>97269572Is it an Equipment too?!
>>97269522tribble token flood
>>97269551I forgot to appeal to the Commander audience. It'll be WURBG and 10/10 Flying Trampling
>>97269522>There Are Four Lights!>Generic uncommon blue draft chaff with no flavor text.
>>97269522KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>97269522just watch what they did for Doctor Who and expect more of that
I started watching star trek and i got bored of itit's always the same fucking episodesi guess it was okay for its time
>>97269604They pumped out dozens of episodes a year. It's your typical serialized show of the era:Watch the top 2-3 episodes per season, and you're good.
>>97269604>I started watching star trek and i got bored of itwhich one?
>>97269615ngi got to s3 ep 12 before just dropping it
>>97269604I like the original series well enough since usually they're on a different planet and they'll devote a few minutes to establish some lore and culture which is fun. Next generation, ds9, etc. are full of episodes that primarily or entirely take place on the ship. While there's usually an interesting plot, it gets very samey.I'm never just absolutely itching to watch some star trek though, and it's been years since the last time I did.
>>97269567>9 sets is way too many.7 is too many. But line must go up. They keep shitting out low quality secret lairs. Maybe we’ll literally have a new one every few weeks.
>throw together pioneer list>completely dead format on mtgoOne of you fucks is a liar
>>97269653What are you complaining about 10 sets a year for? All you're getting is more Magic!
>>97269667At the current rate it’ll be a new UB every month. And if anyone complains they’ll be called a Chud.
>>97269522>Worf>Sacrifice himself whenever a creature that has power higher than his own enters the battlefield
LGBTQ+ Kindreds of Tarkir was the best selling set of the year
What has MTGO league data revealed about Premodern?
>>97269722>What has MTGO league data revealed about Premodern?It in NO WAY indicates a rising interest for a format that doesn't feature UB.
>>97269581What are you doing?! Keep casting cost as 10 for Tron, but give it a WUBRG activated ability for Commander! That way it shows up in every format!
>>97269716no fucking shot that's right. >>97269722The only thing it revealed is how bad RDW was IMO. Jackal pup btfo.
So since WOTC cancelled the MH secret lair to work on it again. I had this pipe dream of what could be but will never come and I just had to mention it.Seltas and Seltas Queen would actually make for some pretty sweet partner commanders. They are literally built to be partner commanders ya know
>>97269978Nobody at WOTC plays Monster Hunter, they don't even play Magic for starters.
>>97269392Wasn't it's only competition fucking Aetherdrift and a clear cop out to retroactively make Star Trek "magic adjecent"?Name Tarkir alone sold more oacks than those 2 could
>>97269989I know, but it would be cool though
the packs could have said:magic the gatheringdragonsin plain arial font and it probably would have outsold aethershit and notstartrek
