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>Pay a girl to come be your Du(...) 12/31/25(Wed)23:19:43 No.97275664

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>Pay a girl to come be your Dungeon Master Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)23:19:43 No.97275664

>Pay her 300 per hour
>Say no limits roleplaying
>Anything goes
>Make the encounters very hard and with multiple phases ending with an iconic BBCE (Big Bad Chaotic Evil (guy)).
why is it so hard to find a paid DM to make this traditional game fire at my local game store?

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)23:23:08 No.97275671

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)23:23:08 No.97275671

>>97275664
>Lawful Evil
>Chaotic Evil
anon, you can't just battle all evil

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)23:24:52 No.97275674

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)23:24:52 No.97275674

>>97275664
Skeetles doesn't work for an Orc. It's a small race name, Goblin, Kobold, maybe even a Xvart.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)23:25:52 No.97275677

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)23:25:52 No.97275677

>>97275671
Son, you gotta smith all thr evil, chief of whuch is the evil which lurks in your heart.

Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)23:45:25 No.97275736

Anonymous 12/31/25(Wed)23:45:25 No.97275736

>>97275664
I'd rather pay a girl to be my dungeon slave tbqhwyf.
>>97275677
Based

Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)00:40:48 No.97275903

Anonymous 01/01/26(Thu)00:40:48 No.97275903

>>97275664
>>Pay her 300 per hour
I'd rather pay a girl AU$120 for an hour long massage and a blowjob. And I can $72 back from my health insurance.

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